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<h2> CHAPTER II </h2>
<h3> A LACK OF PERCEPTION </h3>
<p>Mercantile as Americans were proclaimed to be, the opinion of Sir Nigel
Anstruthers was that they were, on some points, singularly unbusinesslike.
In the perfectly obvious and simple matter of the settlement of his
daughter's fortune, he had felt that Reuben Vanderpoel was obtuse to the
point of idiocy. He seemed to have none of the ordinary points of view.
Naturally there was to Anstruthers' mind but one point of view to take. A
man of birth and rank, he argued, does not career across the Atlantic to
marry a New York millionaire's daughter unless he anticipates deriving
some advantage from the alliance. Such a man—being of Anstruthers'
type—would not have married a rich woman even in his own country
with out making sure that advantages were to accrue to himself as a result
of the union. "In England," to use his own words, "there was no nonsense
about it." Women's fortunes as well as themselves belonged to their
husbands, and a man who was master in his own house could make his wife do
as he chose. He had seen girls with money managed very satisfactorily by
fellows who held a tight rein, and were not moved by tears, and did not
allow talking to relations. If he had been desirous of marrying and could
have afforded to take a penniless wife, there were hundreds of portionless
girls ready to thank God for a decent chance to settle themselves for
life, and one need not stir out of one's native land to find them.</p>
<p>But Sir Nigel had not in the least desired to saddle himself with a
domestic encumbrance, in fact nothing would have induced him to consider
the step if he had not been driven hard by circumstances. His fortunes had
reached a stage where money must be forthcoming somehow—from
somewhere. He and his mother had been living from hand to mouth, so to
speak, for years, and they had also been obliged to keep up appearances,
which is sometimes embittering even to persons of amiable tempers. Lady
Anstruthers, it is true, had lived in the country in as niggardly a manner
as possible. She had narrowed her existence to absolute privation,
presenting at the same time a stern, bold front to the persons who saw
her, to the insufficient staff of servants, to the village to the vicar
and his wife, and the few far-distant neighbours who perhaps once a year
drove miles to call or leave a card. She was an old woman sufficiently
unattractive to find no difficulty in the way of limiting her
acquaintances. The unprepossessing wardrobe she had gathered in the
passing years was remade again and again by the village dressmaker. She
wore dingy old silk gowns and appalling bonnets, and mantles dripping with
rusty fringes and bugle beads, but these mitigated not in the least the
unflinching arrogance of her bearing, or the simple, intolerant rudeness
which she considered proper and becoming in persons like herself. She did
not of course allow that there existed many persons like herself.</p>
<p>That society rejoiced in this fact was but the stamp of its inferiority
and folly. While she pinched herself and harried her few hirelings at
Stornham it was necessary for Sir Nigel to show himself in town and
present as decent an appearance as possible. His vanity was far too
arrogant to allow of his permitting himself to drop out of the world to
which he could not afford to belong. That he should have been forgotten or
ignored would have been intolerable to him. For a few years he was invited
to dine at good houses, and got shooting and hunting as part of the
hospitality of his acquaintances. But a man who cannot afford to return
hospitalities will find that he need not expect to avail himself of those
of his acquaintances to the end of his career unless he is an extremely
engaging person. Sir Nigel Anstruthers was not an engaging person. He
never gave a thought to the comfort or interest of any other human being
than himself. He was also dominated by the kind of nasty temper which so
reveals itself when let loose that its owner cannot control it even when
it would be distinctly to his advantage to do so.</p>
<p>Finding that he had nothing to give in return for what he took as if it
were his right, society gradually began to cease to retain any lively
recollection of his existence. The tradespeople he had borne himself
loftily towards awakened to the fact that he was the kind of man it was at
once safe and wise to dun, and therefore proceeded to make his life a
burden to him. At his clubs he had never been a member surrounded and
rejoiced over when he made his appearance. The time came when he began to
fancy that he was rather edged away from, and he endeavoured to sustain
his dignity by being sulky and making caustic speeches when he was
approached. Driven occasionally down to Stornham by actual pressure of
circumstances, he found the outlook there more embittering still.</p>
<p>Lady Anstruthers laid the bareness of the land before him without any
effort to palliate unpleasantness. If he chose to stalk about and look
glum, she could sit still and call his attention to revolting truths which
he could not deny. She could point out to him that he had no money, and
that tenants would not stay in houses which were tumbling to pieces, and
work land which had been starved. She could tell him just how long a time
had elapsed since wages had been paid and accounts cleared off. And she
had an engaging, unbiassed way of seeming to drive these maddening details
home by the mere manner of her statement.</p>
<p>"You make the whole thing as damned disagreeable as you can," Nigel would
snarl.</p>
<p>"I merely state facts," she would reply with acrid serenity.</p>
<p>A man who cannot keep up his estate, pay his tailor or the rent of his
lodgings in town, is in a strait which may drive him to desperation. Sir
Nigel Anstruthers borrowed some money, went to New York and made his suit
to nice little silly Rosalie Vanderpoel.</p>
<p>But the whole thing was unexpectedly disappointing and surrounded by
irritating circumstances. He found himself face to face with a state of
affairs such as he had not contemplated. In England when a man married,
certain practical matters could be inquired into and arranged by
solicitors, the amount of the prospective bride's fortune, the allowances
and settlements to be made, the position of the bridegroom with regard to
pecuniary matters. To put it simply, a man found out where he stood and
what he was to gain. But, at first to his sardonic entertainment and later
to his disgusted annoyance, Sir Nigel gradually discovered that in the
matter of marriage, Americans had an ingenuous tendency to believe in the
sentimental feelings of the parties concerned. The general impression
seemed to be that a man married purely for love, and that delicacy would
make it impossible for him to ask questions as to what his bride's parents
were in a position to hand over to him as a sort of indemnity for the loss
of his bachelor freedom. Anstruthers began to discover this fact before he
had been many weeks in New York. He reached the realisation of its
existence by processes of exclusion and inclusion, by hearing casual
remarks people let drop, by asking roundabout and careful questions, by
leading both men and women to the innocent expounding of certain points of
view. Millionaires, it appeared, did not expect to make allowances to men
who married their daughters; young women, it transpired, did not in the
least realise that a man should be liberally endowed in payment for
assuming the duties of a husband. If rich fathers made allowances, they
made them to their daughters themselves, who disposed of them as they
pleased. In this case, of course, Sir Nigel privately argued with fine
acumen, it became the husband's business to see that what his wife pleased
should be what most agreeably coincided with his own views and
conveniences.</p>
<p>His most illuminating experience had been the hearing of some men,
hard-headed, rich stockbrokers with a vulgar sense of humour, enjoying
themselves quite uproariously one night at a club, over a story one of
them was relating of an unsatisfactory German son-in-law who had demanded
an income. He was a man of small title, who had married the narrator's
daughter, and after some months spent in his father-in-law's house, had
felt it but proper that his financial position should be put on a
practical footing.</p>
<p>"He brought her back after the bridal tour to make us a visit," said the
storyteller, a sharp-featured man with a quaint wry mouth, which seemed to
express a perpetual, repressed appreciation of passing events. "I had
nothing to say against that, because we were all glad to see her home and
her mother had been missing her. But weeks passed and months passed and
there was no mention made of them going over to settle in the Slosh we'd
heard so much of, and in time it came out that the Slosh thing"—Anstruthers
realised with gall in his soul that the "brute," as he called him, meant
"Schloss," and that his mispronunciation was at once a matter of humour
and derision—"wasn't his at all. It was his elder brother's. The
whole lot of them were counts and not one of them seemed to own a dime.
The Slosh count hadn't more than twenty-five cents and he wasn't the kind
to deal any of it out to his family. So Lily's count would have to go
clerking in a dry goods store, if he promised to support himself. But he
didn't propose to do it. He thought he'd got on to a soft thing. Of course
we're an easy-going lot and we should have stood him if he'd been a nice
fellow. But he wasn't. Lily's mother used to find her crying in her
bedroom and it came out by degrees that it was because Adolf had been
quarrelling with her and saying sneering things about her family. When her
mother talked to him he was insulting. Then bills began to come in and
Lily was expected to get me to pay them. And they were not the kind of
bills a decent fellow calls on another man to pay. But I did it five or
six times to make it easy for her. I didn't tell her that they gave an
older chap than himself sidelights on the situation. But that didn't work
well. He thought I did it because I had to, and he began to feel free and
easy about it, and didn't try to cover up his tracks so much when he sent
in a new lot. He was always working Lily. He began to consider himself
master of the house. He intimated that a private carriage ought to be kept
for them. He said it was beggarly that he should have to consider the rest
of the family when he wanted to go out. When I got on to the situation, I
began to enjoy it. I let him spread himself for a while just to see what
he would do. Good Lord! I couldn't have believed that any fellow could
have thought any other fellow could be such a fool as he thought I was. He
went perfectly crazy after a month or so and ordered me about and
patronised me as if I was a bootblack he meant to teach something to. So
at last I had a talk with Lily and told her I was going to put an end to
it. Of course she cried and was half frightened to death, but by that time
he had ill-used her so that she only wanted to get rid of him. So I sent
for him and had a talk with him in my office. I led him on to saying all
he had on his mind. He explained to me what a condescension it was for a
man like himself to marry a girl like Lily. He made a dignified, touching
picture of all the disadvantages of such an alliance and all the
advantages they ought to bring in exchange to the man who bore up under
them. I rubbed my head and looked worried every now and then and cleared
my throat apologetically just to warm him up. I can tell you that fellow
felt happy, downright happy when he saw how humbly I listened to him. He
positively swelled up with hope and comfort. He thought I was going to
turn out well, real well. I was going to pay up just as a vulgar New York
father-in-law ought to do, and thank God for the blessed privilege. Why,
he was real eloquent about his blood and his ancestors and the
hoary-headed Slosh. So when he'd finished, I cleared my throat in a
nervous, ingratiating kind of way again and I asked him kind of anxiously
what he thought would be the proper thing for a base-born New York
millionaire to do under the circumstances—what he would approve of
himself."</p>
<p>Sir Nigel was disgusted to see the narrator twist his mouth into a sweet,
shrewd, repressed grin even as he expectorated into the nearest
receptacle. The grin was greeted by a shout of laughter from his
companions.</p>
<p>"What did he say, Stebbins?" someone cried.</p>
<p>"He said," explained Mr. Stebbins deliberately, "he said that an allowance
was the proper thing. He said that a man of his rank must have resources,
and that it wasn't dignified for him to have to ask his wife or his wife's
father for money when he wanted it. He said an allowance was what he felt
he had a right to expect. And then he twisted his moustache and said,
'what proposition' did I make—what would I allow him?"</p>
<p>The storyteller's hearers evidently knew him well. Their laughter was
louder than before.</p>
<p>"Let's hear the rest, Joe! Let's hear it!"</p>
<p>"Well," replied Mr. Stebbins almost thoughtfully, "I just got up and said,
'Well, it won't take long for me to answer that. I've always been fond of
my children, and Lily is rather my pet. She's always had everything she
wanted, and she always shall. She's a good girl and she deserves it. I'll
allow you——" The significant deliberation of his drawl could
scarcely be described. "I'll allow you just five minutes to get out of
this room, before I kick you out, and if I kick you out of the room, I'll
kick you down the stairs, and if I kick you down the stairs, I shall have
got my blood comfortably warmed up and I'll kick you down the street and
round the block and down to Hoboken, because you're going to take the
steamer there and go back to the place you came from, to the Slosh thing
or whatever you call it. We haven't a damned bit of use for you here.' And
believe it or not, gentlemen——" looking round with the
wry-mouthed smile, "he took that passage and back he went. And Lily's
living with her mother and I mean to hold on to her."</p>
<p>Sir Nigel got up and left the club when the story was finished. He took a
long walk down Broadway, gnawing his lip and holding his head in the air.
He used blasphemous language at intervals in a low voice. Some of it was
addressed to his fate and some of it to the vulgar mercantile coarseness
and obtuseness of other people.</p>
<p>"They don't know what they are talking of," he said. "It is unheard of.
What do they expect? I never thought of this. Damn it! I'm like a rat in a
trap."</p>
<p>It was plain enough that he could not arrange his fortune as he had
anticipated when he decided to begin to make love to little pink and
white, doll-faced Rosy Vanderpoel. If he began to demand monetary
advantages in his dealing with his future wife's people in their
settlement of her fortune, he might arouse suspicion and inquiry. He did
not want inquiry either in connection with his own means or his past
manner of living. People who hated him would be sure to crop up with
stories of things better left alone. There were always meddling fools
ready to interfere.</p>
<p>His walk was long and full of savage thinking. Once or twice as he
realised what the disinterestedness of his sentiments was supposed to be,
a short laugh broke from him which was rather like the snort of the
Bishopess.</p>
<p>"I am supposed to be moonstruck over a simpering American chit—moonstruck!
Damn!" But when he returned to his hotel he had made up his mind and was
beginning to look over the situation in evil cold blood. Matters must be
settled without delay and he was shrewd enough to realise that with his
temper and its varied resources a timid girl would not be difficult to
manage. He had seen at an early stage of their acquaintance that Rosy was
greatly impressed by the superiority of his bearing, that he could make
her blush with embarrassment when he conveyed to her that she had made a
mistake, that he could chill her miserably when he chose to assume a lofty
stiffness. A man's domestic armoury was filled with weapons if he could
make a woman feel gauche, inexperienced, in the wrong. When he was safely
married, he could pave the way to what he felt was the only practical and
feasible end.</p>
<p>If he had been marrying a woman with more brains, she would be more
difficult to subdue, but with Rosalie Vanderpoel, processes were not
necessary. If you shocked, bewildered or frightened her with accusations,
sulks, or sneers, her light, innocent head was set in such a whirl that
the rest was easy. It was possible, upon the whole, that the thing might
not turn out so infernally ill after all. Supposing that it had been
Bettina who had been the marriageable one! Appreciating to the full the
many reasons for rejoicing that she had not been, he walked in gloomy
reflection home.</p>
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