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<h2>CHAPTER IX.</h2>
<h3>THE CURSE OF MILLIONS.</h3>
<p>As Travers Gladwin’s valet filled the tall, slim
glasses with the fizzing amber-colored fluid which constitutes
the great American highball, the two friends
stretched their legs and lost themselves for a few moments
in aimless reverie. Bateato looked from one
to the other, puzzled by their seriousness. He clinked
the glasses to rouse them and glided from the room.
Whitney Barnes was the first to look up and shake
himself free of the sober spell that gripped him.</p>
<p>“What the deuce made you skip abroad in such a
hurry, Travers?” he asked, reaching for his glass.</p>
<p>Travers Gladwin sat up with a start, pulled a
lugubrious smile and replied:</p>
<p>“Bored to death––nothing interested me––living the
most commonplace, humdrum, unromantic existence
imaginable. Teas and dances, dances and teas, clubs
and theatres, theatres and clubs, motors and yachts,
yachts and motors. It was horrible, and I can’t help
thinking it was all my dear old governor’s fault. He
had no consideration for me.”</p>
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<p>“He left you a tidy lot of millions,” drawled
Whitney Barnes.</p>
<p>Young Gladwin drained his glass, jumped to his
feet and began to pace the room, hands deep in his
trousers pockets.</p>
<p>“That was just it!” he flung out. “If he’d left me
nothing but a shilling or two there’d be some joy
in living. I’d have had to buckle down. There’s
variety, interest, pleasure in having to make your
own way in the world.”</p>
<p>Whitney Barnes laughed mockingly.</p>
<p>“Go out and tell that to the toiling masses,” he
chuckled, “and listen to them give you the ha-ha.
You’re in a bad way, old chap––better see a brain
specialist.”</p>
<p>“I know I’m in a bad way,” Gladwin ran on fiercely,
“but doctors can’t do me any good. It was all
right while I was a frolicking lamb, but after I got
over the age of thinking myself a devil of a fellow
things began to grow tame. I was romantic, sentimental––wanted
to fall in love.”</p>
<p>“Now you interest me,” Whitney Barnes interjected,
stiffening to attention.</p>
<p>“Yes, I wanted to fall in love, Whitney, but I
couldn’t get it out of my head that every girl I met
had her eye on my fortune and not on me. And if it
wasn’t the girl it was her mother, and mothers, that
is mothers-in-law-to-be or mothers-that-want-to-be-in-law
or––what the deuce do I mean?”</p>
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<p>“I get you, Steve––they’re awful. Go on.”</p>
<p>“Well, I gave it up––the hunt for the right girl.”</p>
<p>“The dickens you say! I wish you hadn’t told me
that.”</p>
<p>“And I went in for art,” Gladwin raced on, carried
breathlessly on the tide of his emotions and ignoring
his friend’s observations. “I went in for these things
on the walls, statuary, ceramics, rugs, and tapestries.”</p>
<p>“You’ve got a mighty fine collection,” struck in
Barnes.</p>
<p>“Yes, but I soon got tired of art––I still hungered
for romance. I went abroad to find it. I said to myself,
‘If there’s a real thrill anywhere on this earth
for a poor millionaire, I’ll try and find it––make a
thorough search. It wasn’t any use. Every country
I went to was the same. All I could find were things
my money could buy and all those things have long
ceased to interest me. There was only once in all
the years I’ve been craving a romance”–––</p>
<p>“Hold up there, Travers Gladwin, you’re talking
like Methusaleh. You’ve been of age only a few
years.”</p>
<p>“Seems centuries, but as I started to say––there
was only once. Two years ago in a trolley car, right
here in the midst of this heartless city. Seated opposite
me was a girl––a blonde––most beautiful hair
you ever saw. No use my trying to describe her
eyes, clearest, bluest and keep right on piling up the
superlatives––peaches and cream complexion with a
transparent down on it, dimples and all that sort of
thing. You know the kind––a goddess every inch
of her. Her clothes were poor and I knew by that
she was honest.”</p>
<p>The young man paused and gazed rapturously
into space.</p>
<p>“Go on; go on,” urged Barnes. “Poor but honest.”</p>
<p>“I caught her eye once and my heart thumped––could
feel it beating against my cigarette case.”</p>
<p>“That’s the real soul-mate stuff; go on!” cried
Barnes.</p>
<p>“Well, she got off at one of the big shops. I followed.
She went in one of the employees’ entrances.
She worked there––I could see that.”</p>
<p>“And did you wait for her to go out to lunch?”</p>
<p>“No, I had an engagement. Next day I caught
that same car, but she was not on it. I kept on trying
and the fourth day she was on the car, looking lovelier
than ever. When she got off the car I got off.
I stepped up and raised my hat.</p>
<p>“‘Forgive me for approaching you in this impertinent
manner,’ I said, ‘but I would like to introduce
myself,’ and I handed her my card.”</p>
<p>The youthful head of the house of Gladwin
stopped abruptly and slid listlessly into a chair.</p>
<p>“I demand to hear what she replied,” insisted
Barnes.</p>
<p>“It wasn’t just what she said,” mused Gladwin,
“though that was bad enough, but it was the way
she said it. These were her exact words, ‘Go on,
yer fresh slob, an’ sneak yer biscuits!’ How does
that suit you for exploding a romance?”</p>
<p>“Blown to powder and bits,” murmured Whitney
Barnes, sombrely. “Sorry you told me this––never
mind why––but there’s one thing I’ve been wanting
to ask you for a long time: How about that girl you
rescued from drowning four years ago? I remember
it made you quite famous at the time. According to
all standards of romance, you should have married
her.”</p>
<p>Travers Gladwin looked up with a wry smile.</p>
<p>“Did you ever see the lady?” he asked sharply.</p>
<p>“No. Wasn’t she pretty?”</p>
<p>“She was a brunette.”</p>
<p>“You don’t fancy brunettes?”</p>
<p>“She was a dark brunette.”</p>
<p>“Dark?”</p>
<p>“Yes, from Africa.”</p>
<p>“That was tough luck!” exclaimed Barnes without
cracking a smile.</p>
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