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<h2>CHAPTER XVI.</h2>
<h3>THE TORMENT OF OFFICER 666.</h3>
<p>Meantime Officer 666, on his aristocratic beat,
four blocks up and four blocks down the Fifth avenue
pave, was sticking to the east side of the street and
vainly trying to keep his eyes to the front.</p>
<p>It was excruciating duty, with the raven-haired Rose
wheeling her perambulator along the opposite way
and keeping, by way of feminine perversity, on a latitudinal
line with the patrolling of Michael Phelan.</p>
<p>There she was just opposite, always, never twisting
her head an inch to give him so much as a glance or
a smile. It made him wild that she should discipline
her eyes in that fashion, while his would wander
hither and yon, especially yon when Rose was in that
direction.</p>
<p>The daintiness of Rose in cap and apron with a big
white fichu at her throat, with one red cheek and the
corner of the most kissable mouth on the avenue maddeningly
visible, soon drove all memory of the Gladwin
mansion and the suspicious antics of the “rat-faced
little heathen” out of his mind. His one
thought was that Rose would have to cross over the
way at the fall of dusk and trundle her millionaire
infant charge home for its prophylactic pap. There
would be a bare chance for about seven or ten words
with Rose. But what was he going to say?</p>
<p>For one hundred and nine days’ running, his days
off inclusive, Michael Phelan had intercepted Rose at
that particular corner and begged her to name the
day. The best he ever got was a smile and a flash
of two laughing eyes, followed by the sally:</p>
<p>“Show me $500 in the bank, Michael Phelan, and
I’ll talk business.”</p>
<p>And why didn’t Michael Phelan save up $500 out
of the more than $100 a month the city paid him for
his services? Rose didn’t get a quarter of that, and
she had already saved $300, besides which she sent
a one-pound note home to Ireland every month.</p>
<p>The reason was this––Michael Phelan turned in his
wages each month to his mother, and out of what she
allowed him to spend he couldn’t have saved $500 in
five hundred years, at least not to his way of thinking.
The trouble was that Rose had more than an
inkling of this, and it galled her to think that her
gallant brass-buttoned cop should permit himself to
be still harnessed to his mother’s apron strings.</p>
<p>Yes, down in the invisible depths of Rose’s heart
she was very fond of the faithful and long-suffering
Michael, but even so she couldn’t bring herself to
marry a milksop who was likely to make her play second
fiddle to his mother. And when Rose once made
up her mind, she was as grimly determined as she was
pretty.</p>
<p>The sun had swung down behind the Metropolitan
Museum of Art and the trees that bordered the
Park wall had begun to trace their shadows on the
marble fronts of the mansions across the way when
Rose suddenly wheeled the gig containing Master
Croesus and walked demurely toward Officer 666.</p>
<p>Michael Phelan blushed till he could feel his back
hair singeing, but he stopped stock still and waited.
Rose gave no sign until she was within half a dozen
feet of him. Then she looked up pertly and exclaimed:</p>
<p>“Why, if it ain’t Michael Phelan!”</p>
<p>“It is, Rose, an’ with the same question pantin’ on
his lips,” broke out the young man, his bosom surging
and his heart rapping under his shield.</p>
<p>“And what is that same question, Mr. Phelan?”
asked the tantalizing Rose.</p>
<p>Officer 666 choked with emotion.</p>
<p>“Will ye name the day, d-d-d-ar”–––</p>
<p>He stopped and looked round about him fearfully,
for Sergeant McGinnis was due on his rounds and Sergeant
McGinnis, though married, had an eye like a
hawk for a pretty girl and a tongue like an adder for
a patrolman caught sparking.</p>
<p>Rose’s eyes flashed and her lips drew taut. She
started forward, but turned her head to face Phelan
as she walked away.</p>
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<p>“I’ll give you an answer, Michael,” she said in
parting, “when ye may set up your own home for
your own”–––</p>
<p>That was all Phelan heard and possibly all that
the young woman uttered, for just then Master Croesus
set up a bawl that was most common and vulgar
in its utter lack of restraint. There could be no more
to the interview that day with young Master Croesus
in such vociferous mood, so Officer 666 turned away
with a heaving sigh and plodded dolefully along on
his beat.</p>
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