<h2>CHAPTER IV.</h2>
<p>When he came out it was exactly as if he had been in custody,
for beside him walked a stout man with a big black beard, who,
save that he wore spectacles, might have been a policeman, and in
whom at a second glance I recognised the highest contemporary
enterprise.</p>
<p>“This is Mr. Morrow,” said Paraday, looking, I
thought, rather white: “he wants to publish heaven knows
what about me.”</p>
<p>I winced as I remembered that this was exactly what I myself
had wanted. “Already?” I cried with a sort of
sense that my friend had fled to me for protection.</p>
<p>Mr. Morrow glared, agreeably, through his glasses: they
suggested the electric headlights of some monstrous modern ship,
and I felt as if Paraday and I were tossing terrified under his
bows. I saw his momentum was irresistible. “I
was confident that I should be the first in the field. A
great interest is naturally felt in Mr. Paraday’s
surroundings,” he heavily observed.</p>
<p>“I hadn’t the least idea of it,” said
Paraday, as if he had been told he had been snoring.</p>
<p>“I find he hasn’t read the article in <i>The
Empire</i>,” Mr. Morrow remarked to me.
“That’s so very interesting—it’s
something to start with,” he smiled. He had begun to
pull off his gloves, which were violently new, and to look
encouragingly round the little garden. As a
“surrounding” I felt how I myself had already been
taken in; I was a little fish in the stomach of a bigger
one. “I represent,” our visitor continued,
“a syndicate of influential journals, no less than
thirty-seven, whose public—whose publics, I may
say—are in peculiar sympathy with Mr. Paraday’s line
of thought. They would greatly appreciate any expression of
his views on the subject of the art he so nobly
exemplifies. In addition to my connexion with the syndicate
just mentioned I hold a particular commission from <i>The
Tatler</i>, whose most prominent department, ‘Smatter and
Chatter’—I dare say you’ve often enjoyed
it—attracts such attention. I was honoured only last
week, as a representative of <i>The Tatler</i>, with the
confidence of Guy Walsingham, the brilliant author of
‘Obsessions.’ She pronounced herself thoroughly
pleased with my sketch of her method; she went so far as to say
that I had made her genius more comprehensible even to
herself.”</p>
<p>Neil Paraday had dropped on the garden-bench and sat there at
once detached and confounded; he looked hard at a bare spot in
the lawn, as if with an anxiety that had suddenly made him
grave. His movement had been interpreted by his visitor as
an invitation to sink sympathetically into a wicker chair that
stood hard by, and while Mr. Morrow so settled himself I felt he
had taken official possession and that there was no undoing
it. One had heard of unfortunate people’s having
“a man in the house,” and this was just what we
had. There was a silence of a moment, during which we
seemed to acknowledge in the only way that was possible the
presence of universal fate; the sunny stillness took no pity, and
my thought, as I was sure Paraday’s was doing, performed
within the minute a great distant revolution. I saw just
how emphatic I should make my rejoinder to Mr. Pinhorn, and that
having come, like Mr. Morrow, to betray, I must remain as long as
possible to save. Not because I had brought my mind back,
but because our visitors last words were in my ear, I presently
enquired with gloomy irrelevance if Guy Walsingham were a
woman.</p>
<p>“Oh yes, a mere pseudonym—rather pretty,
isn’t it?—and convenient, you know, for a lady who
goes in for the larger latitude. ‘Obsessions, by Miss
So-and-so,’ would look a little odd, but men are more
naturally indelicate. Have you peeped into
‘Obsessions’?” Mr. Morrow continued sociably to
our companion.</p>
<p>Paraday, still absent, remote, made no answer, as if he
hadn’t heard the question: a form of intercourse that
appeared to suit the cheerful Mr. Morrow as well as any
other. Imperturbably bland, he was a man of
resources—he only needed to be on the spot. He had
pocketed the whole poor place while Paraday and I were
wool-gathering, and I could imagine that he had already got his
“heads.” His system, at any rate, was justified
by the inevitability with which I replied, to save my friend the
trouble: “Dear no—he hasn’t read it. He
doesn’t read such things!” I unwarily added.</p>
<p>“Things that are <i>too</i> far over the fence,
eh?” I was indeed a godsend to Mr. Morrow. It
was the psychological moment; it determined the appearance of his
note-book, which, however, he at first kept slightly behind him,
even as the dentist approaching his victim keeps the horrible
forceps. “Mr. Paraday holds with the good old
proprieties—I see!” And thinking of the
thirty-seven influential journals, I found myself, as I found
poor Paraday, helplessly assisting at the promulgation of this
ineptitude. “There’s no point on which
distinguished views are so acceptable as on this
question—raised perhaps more strikingly than ever by Guy
Walsingham—of the permissibility of the larger
latitude. I’ve an appointment, precisely in connexion
with it, next week, with Dora Forbes, author of ‘The Other
Way Round,’ which everybody’s talking about.
Has Mr. Paraday glanced at ‘The Other Way
Round’?” Mr. Morrow now frankly appealed to
me. I took on myself to repudiate the supposition, while
our companion, still silent, got up nervously and walked
away. His visitor paid no heed to his withdrawal; but
opened out the note-book with a more fatherly pat.
“Dora Forbes, I gather, takes the ground, the same as Guy
Walsingham’s, that the larger latitude has simply got to
come. He holds that it has got to be squarely faced.
Of course his sex makes him a less prejudiced witness. But
an authoritative word from Mr. Paraday—from the point of
view of <i>his</i> sex, you know—would go right round the
globe. He takes the line that we <i>haven’t</i> got
to face it?”</p>
<p>I was bewildered: it sounded somehow as if there were three
sexes. My interlocutor’s pencil was poised, my
private responsibility great. I simply sat staring, none
the less, and only found presence of mind to say: “Is this
Miss Forbes a gentleman?”</p>
<p>Mr. Morrow had a subtle smile. “It wouldn’t
be ‘Miss’—there’s a wife!”</p>
<p>“I mean is she a man?”</p>
<p>“The wife?”—Mr. Morrow was for a moment as
confused as myself. But when I explained that I alluded to
Dora Forbes in person he informed me, with visible amusement at
my being so out of it, that this was the “pen-name”
of an indubitable male—he had a big red moustache.
“He goes in for the slight mystification because the ladies
are such popular favourites. A great deal of interest is
felt in his acting on that idea—which <i>is</i> clever,
isn’t it?—and there’s every prospect of its
being widely imitated.” Our host at this moment
joined us again, and Mr. Morrow remarked invitingly that he
should be happy to make a note of any observation the movement in
question, the bid for success under a lady’s name, might
suggest to Mr. Paraday. But the poor man, without catching
the allusion, excused himself, pleading that, though greatly
honoured by his visitor’s interest, he suddenly felt unwell
and should have to take leave of him—have to go and lie
down and keep quiet. His young friend might be trusted to
answer for him, but he hoped Mr. Morrow didn’t expect great
things even of his young friend. His young friend, at this
moment, looked at Neil Paraday with an anxious eye, greatly
wondering if he were doomed to be ill again; but Paraday’s
own kind face met his question reassuringly, seemed to say in a
glance intelligible enough: “Oh I’m not ill, but
I’m scared: get him out of the house as quietly as
possible.” Getting newspaper-men out of the house was
odd business for an emissary of Mr. Pinhorn, and I was so
exhilarated by the idea of it that I called after him as he left
us: “Read the article in <i>The Empire</i> and you’ll
soon be all right!”</p>
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