<h2>CHAPTER V.</h2>
<p>“Delicious my having come down to tell him of it!”
Mr. Morrow ejaculated. “My cab was at the door twenty
minutes after <i>The Empire</i> had been laid on my
breakfast-table. Now what have you got for me?” he
continued, dropping again into his chair, from which, however, he
the next moment eagerly rose. “I was shown into the
drawing-room, but there must be more to see—his study, his
literary sanctum, the little things he has about, or other
domestic objects and features. He wouldn’t be lying
down on his study-table? There’s a great interest
always felt in the scene of an author’s labours.
Sometimes we’re favoured with very delightful peeps.
Dora Forbes showed me all his table-drawers, and almost jammed my
hand into one into which I made a dash! I don’t ask
that of you, but if we could talk things over right there where
he sits I feel as if I should get the keynote.”</p>
<p>I had no wish whatever to be rude to Mr. Morrow, I was much
too initiated not to tend to more diplomacy; but I had a quick
inspiration, and I entertained an insurmountable, an almost
superstitious objection to his crossing the threshold of my
friend’s little lonely shabby consecrated workshop.
“No, no—we shan’t get at his life that
way,” I said. “The way to get at his life is
to—But wait a moment!” I broke off and went
quickly into the house, whence I in three minutes reappeared
before Mr. Morrow with the two volumes of Paraday’s new
book. “His life’s here,” I went on,
“and I’m so full of this admirable thing that I
can’t talk of anything else. The artist’s
life’s his work, and this is the place to observe
him. What he has to tell us he tells us with <i>this</i>
perfection. My dear sir, the best interviewer is the best
reader.”</p>
<p>Mr. Morrow good-humouredly protested. “Do you mean
to say that no other source of information should be open to
us?”</p>
<p>“None other till this particular one—by far the
most copious—has been quite exhausted. Have you
exhausted it, my dear sir? Had you exhausted it when you
came down here? It seems to me in our time almost wholly
neglected, and something should surely be done to restore its
ruined credit. It’s the course to which the artist
himself at every step, and with such pathetic confidence, refers
us. This last book of Mr. Paraday’s is full of
revelations.”</p>
<p>“Revelations?” panted Mr. Morrow, whom I had
forced again into his chair.</p>
<p>“The only kind that count. It tells you with a
perfection that seems to me quite final all the author thinks,
for instance, about the advent of the ‘larger
latitude.’”</p>
<p>“Where does it do that?” asked Mr. Morrow, who had
picked up the second volume and was insincerely thumbing it.</p>
<p>“Everywhere—in the whole treatment of his
case. Extract the opinion, disengage the answer—those
are the real acts of homage.”</p>
<p>Mr. Morrow, after a minute, tossed the book away.
“Ah but you mustn’t take me for a
reviewer.”</p>
<p>“Heaven forbid I should take you for anything so
dreadful! You came down to perform a little act of
sympathy, and so, I may confide to you, did I. Let us
perform our little act together. These pages overflow with
the testimony we want: let us read them and taste them and
interpret them. You’ll of course have perceived for
yourself that one scarcely does read Neil Paraday till one reads
him aloud; he gives out to the ear an extraordinary full tone,
and it’s only when you expose it confidently to that test
that you really get near his style. Take up your book again
and let me listen, while you pay it out, to that wonderful
fifteenth chapter. If you feel you can’t do it
justice, compose yourself to attention while I produce for
you—I think I can!—this scarcely less admirable
ninth.”</p>
<p>Mr. Morrow gave me a straight look which was as hard as a blow
between the eyes; he had turned rather red, and a question had
formed itself in his mind which reached my sense as distinctly as
if he had uttered it: “What sort of a damned fool are
<i>you</i>?” Then he got up, gathering together his
hat and gloves, buttoning his coat, projecting hungrily all over
the place the big transparency of his mask. It seemed to
flare over Fleet Street and somehow made the actual spot
distressingly humble: there was so little for it to feed on
unless he counted the blisters of our stucco or saw his way to do
something with the roses. Even the poor roses were common
kinds. Presently his eyes fell on the manuscript from which
Paraday had been reading to me and which still lay on the
bench. As my own followed them I saw it looked promising,
looked pregnant, as if it gently throbbed with the life the
reader had given it. Mr. Morrow indulged in a nod at it and
a vague thrust of his umbrella. “What’s
that?”</p>
<p>“Oh, it’s a plan—a secret.”</p>
<p>“A secret!” There was an instant’s
silence, and then Mr. Morrow made another movement. I may
have been mistaken, but it affected me as the translated impulse
of the desire to lay hands on the manuscript, and this led me to
indulge in a quick anticipatory grab which may very well have
seemed ungraceful, or even impertinent, and which at any rate
left Mr. Paraday’s two admirers very erect, glaring at each
other while one of them held a bundle of papers well behind
him. An instant later Mr. Morrow quitted me abruptly, as if
he had really carried something off with him. To reassure
myself, watching his broad back recede, I only grasped my
manuscript the tighter. He went to the back door of the
house, the one he had come out from, but on trying the handle he
appeared to find it fastened. So he passed round into the
front garden, and by listening intently enough I could presently
hear the outer gate close behind him with a bang. I thought
again of the thirty-seven influential journals and wondered what
would be his revenge. I hasten to add that he was
magnanimous: which was just the most dreadful thing he could have
been. <i>The Tatler</i> published a charming chatty
familiar account of Mr. Paraday’s “Home-life,”
and on the wings of the thirty-seven influential journals it
went, to use Mr. Morrow’s own expression, right round the
globe.</p>
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