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<p>When Mr. Noble's bombshell fell in Senator Dilworthy's camp, the statesman
was disconcerted for a moment. For a moment; that was all. The next moment
he was calmly up and doing. From the centre of our country to its
circumference, nothing was talked of but Mr. Noble's terrible revelation,
and the people were furious. Mind, they were not furious because bribery
was uncommon in our public life, but merely because here was another case.
Perhaps it did not occur to the nation of good and worthy people that
while they continued to sit comfortably at home and leave the true source
of our political power (the "primaries,") in the hands of saloon-keepers,
dog-fanciers and hod-carriers, they could go on expecting "another" case
of this kind, and even dozens and hundreds of them, and never be
disappointed. However, they may have thought that to sit at home and
grumble would some day right the evil.</p>
<p>Yes, the nation was excited, but Senator Dilworthy was calm—what was
left of him after the explosion of the shell. Calm, and up and doing. What
did he do first? What would you do first, after you had tomahawked your
mother at the breakfast table for putting too much sugar in your coffee?
You would "ask for a suspension of public opinion." That is what Senator
Dilworthy did. It is the custom. He got the usual amount of suspension.
Far and wide he was called a thief, a briber, a promoter of steamship
subsidies, railway swindles, robberies of the government in all possible
forms and fashions. Newspapers and everybody else called him a pious
hypocrite, a sleek, oily fraud, a reptile who manipulated temperance
movements, prayer meetings, Sunday schools, public charities, missionary
enterprises, all for his private benefit. And as these charges were backed
up by what seemed to be good and sufficient, evidence, they were believed
with national unanimity.</p>
<p>Then Mr. Dilworthy made another move. He moved instantly to Washington and
"demanded an investigation." Even this could not pass without comment.
Many papers used language to this effect:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Senator Dilworthy's remains have demanded an investigation. This sounds
fine and bold and innocent; but when we reflect that they demand it at
the hands of the Senate of the United States, it simply becomes matter
for derision. One might as well set the gentlemen detained in the public
prisons to trying each other. This investigation is likely to be like
all other Senatorial investigations—amusing but not useful. Query.
Why does the Senate still stick to this pompous word, 'Investigation?'
One does not blindfold one's self in order to investigate an object."</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Mr. Dilworthy appeared in his place in the Senate and offered a resolution
appointing a committee to investigate his case. It carried, of course, and
the committee was appointed. Straightway the newspapers said:</p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Under the guise of appointing a committee to investigate the late Mr.
Dilworthy, the Senate yesterday appointed a committee to investigate his
accuser, Mr. Noble. This is the exact spirit and meaning of the
resolution, and the committee cannot try anybody but Mr. Noble without
overstepping its authority. That Dilworthy had the effrontery to offer
such a resolution will surprise no one, and that the Senate could
entertain it without blushing and pass it without shame will surprise no
one. We are now reminded of a note which we have received from the
notorious burglar Murphy, in which he finds fault with a statement of
ours to the effect that he had served one term in the penitentiary and
also one in the U. S. Senate. He says, 'The latter statement is untrue
and does me great injustice.' After an unconscious sarcasm like that,
further comment is unnecessary."</p>
</blockquote>
<p>And yet the Senate was roused by the Dilworthy trouble. Many speeches were
made. One Senator (who was accused in the public prints of selling his
chances of re-election to his opponent for $50,000 and had not yet denied
the charge) said that, "the presence in the Capital of such a creature as
this man Noble, to testify against a brother member of their body, was an
insult to the Senate."</p>
<p>Another Senator said, "Let the investigation go on and let it make an
example of this man Noble; let it teach him and men like him that they
could not attack the reputation of a United States Senator with impunity."</p>
<p>Another said he was glad the investigation was to be had, for it was high
time that the Senate should crush some cur like this man Noble, and thus
show his kind that it was able and resolved to uphold its ancient dignity.</p>
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<p>A by-stander laughed, at this finely delivered peroration; and said:</p>
<p>"Why, this is the Senator who franked his baggage home through the mails
last week—registered, at that. However, perhaps he was merely
engaged in 'upholding the ancient dignity of the Senate,'—then."</p>
<p>"No, the modern dignity of it," said another by-stander. "It don't
resemble its ancient dignity but it fits its modern style like a glove."</p>
<p>There being no law against making offensive remarks about U. S. Senators,
this conversation, and others like it, continued without let or hindrance.
But our business is with the investigating committee.</p>
<p>Mr. Noble appeared before the Committee of the Senate; and testified to
the following effect:</p>
<p>He said that he was a member of the State legislature of the
Happy-Land-of-Canaan; that on the —- day of ——— he
assembled himself together at the city of Saint's Rest, the capital of the
State, along with his brother legislators; that he was known to be a
political enemy of Mr. Dilworthy and bitterly opposed to his re-election;
that Mr. Dilworthy came to Saint's Rest and reported to be buying pledges
of votes with money; that the said Dilworthy sent for him to come to his
room in the hotel at night, and he went; was introduced to Mr. Dilworthy;
called two or three times afterward at Dilworthy's request—usually
after midnight; Mr. Dilworthy urged him to vote for him; Noble declined;
Dilworthy argued; said he was bound to be elected, and could then ruin him
(Noble) if he voted no; said he had every railway and every public office
and stronghold of political power in the State under his thumb, and could
set up or pull down any man he chose; gave instances showing where and how
he had used this power; if Noble would vote for him he would make him a
Representative in Congress; Noble still declined to vote, and said he did
not believe Dilworthy was going to be elected; Dilworthy showed a list of
men who would vote for him—a majority of the legislature; gave
further proofs of his power by telling Noble everything the opposing party
had done or said in secret caucus; claimed that his spies reported
everything to him, and that—</p>
<p>Here a member of the Committee objected that this evidence was irrelevant
and also in opposition to the spirit of the Committee's instructions,
because if these things reflected upon any one it was upon Mr. Dilworthy.
The chairman said, let the person proceed with his statement—the
Committee could exclude evidence that did not bear upon the case.</p>
<p>Mr. Noble continued. He said that his party would cast him out if he voted
for Mr. Dilworthy; Dilworthy said that that would inure to his benefit
because he would then be a recognized friend of his (Dilworthy's) and he
could consistently exalt him politically and make his fortune; Noble said
he was poor, and it was hard to tempt him so; Dilworthy said he would fix
that; he said, "Tell, me what you want, and say you will vote for me;"
Noble could not say; Dilworthy said "I will give you $5,000."</p>
<p>A Committee man said, impatiently, that this stuff was all outside the
case, and valuable time was being wasted; this was all a plain reflection
upon a brother Senator. The Chairman said it was the quickest way to
proceed, and the evidence need have no weight.</p>
<p>Mr. Noble continued. He said he told Dilworthy that $5,000 was not much to
pay for a man's honor, character and everything that was worth having;
Dilworthy said he was surprised; he considered $5,000 a fortune—for
some men; asked what Noble's figure was; Noble said he could not think
$10,000 too little; Dilworthy said it was a great deal too much; he would
not do it for any other man, but he had conceived a liking for Noble, and
where he liked a man his heart yearned to help him; he was aware that
Noble was poor, and had a family to support, and that he bore an
unblemished reputation at home; for such a man and such a man's influence
he could do much, and feel that to help such a man would be an act that
would have its reward; the struggles of the poor always touched him; he
believed that Noble would make a good use of this money and that it would
cheer many a sad heart and needy home; he would give the $10,000; all he
desired in return was that when the balloting began, Noble should cast his
vote for him and should explain to the legislature that upon looking into
the charges against Mr. Dilworthy of bribery, corruption, and forwarding
stealing measures in Congress he had found them to be base calumnies upon
a man whose motives were pure and whose character was stainless; he then
took from his pocket $2,000 in bank bills and handed them to Noble, and
got another package containing $5,000 out of his trunk and gave to him
also. He——</p>
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<p>A Committee man jumped up, and said:</p>
<p>"At last, Mr. Chairman, this shameless person has arrived at the point.
This is sufficient and conclusive. By his own confession he has received a
bribe, and did it deliberately.</p>
<p>"This is a grave offense, and cannot be passed over in silence, sir. By
the terms of our instructions we can now proceed to mete out to him such
punishment as is meet for one who has maliciously brought disrespect upon
a Senator of the United States. We have no need to hear the rest of his
evidence."</p>
<p>The Chairman said it would be better and more regular to proceed with the
investigation according to the usual forms. A note would be made of Mr.
Noble's admission.</p>
<p>Mr. Noble continued. He said that it was now far past midnight; that he
took his leave and went straight to certain legislators, told them
everything, made them count the money, and also told them of the exposure
he would make in joint convention; he made that exposure, as all the world
knew. The rest of the $10,000 was to be paid the day after Dilworthy was
elected.</p>
<p>Senator Dilworthy was now asked to take the stand and tell what he knew
about the man Noble. The Senator wiped his mouth with his handkerchief,
adjusted his white cravat, and said that but for the fact that public
morality required an example, for the warning of future Nobles, he would
beg that in Christian charity this poor misguided creature might be
forgiven and set free. He said that it was but too evident that this
person had approached him in the hope of obtaining a bribe; he had
intruded himself time and again, and always with moving stories of his
poverty. Mr. Dilworthy said that his heart had bled for him—insomuch
that he had several times been on the point of trying to get some one to
do something for him. Some instinct had told him from the beginning that
this was a bad man, an evil-minded man, but his inexperience of such had
blinded him to his real motives, and hence he had never dreamed that his
object was to undermine the purity of a United States Senator. He
regretted that it was plain, now, that such was the man's object and that
punishment could not with safety to the Senate's honor be withheld. He
grieved to say that one of those mysterious dispensations of an
inscrutable Providence which are decreed from time to time by His wisdom
and for His righteous, purposes, had given this conspirator's tale a color
of plausibility,—but this would soon disappear under the clear light
of truth which would now be thrown upon the case.</p>
<p>It so happened, (said the Senator,) that about the time in question, a
poor young friend of mine, living in a distant town of my State, wished to
establish a bank; he asked me to lend him the necessary money; I said I
had no, money just then, but world try to borrow it. The day before the
election a friend said to me that my election expenses must be very large
specially my hotel bills, and offered to lend me some money. Remembering
my young, friend, I said I would like a few thousands now, and a few more
by and by; whereupon he gave me two packages of bills said to contain
$2,000 and $5,000 respectively; I did not open the packages or count the
money; I did not give any note or receipt for the same; I made no
memorandum of the transaction, and neither did my friend. That night this
evil man Noble came troubling me again: I could not rid myself of him,
though my time was very precious. He mentioned my young friend and said he
was very anxious to have the $7000 now to begin his banking operations
with, and could wait a while for the rest. Noble wished to get the money
and take it to him. I finally gave him the two packages of bills; I took
no note or receipt from him, and made no memorandum of the matter. I no
more look for duplicity and deception in another man than I would look for
it in myself. I never thought of this man again until I was overwhelmed
the next day by learning what a shameful use he had made of the confidence
I had reposed in him and the money I had entrusted to his care. This is
all, gentlemen. To the absolute truth of every detail of my statement I
solemnly swear, and I call Him to witness who is the Truth and the loving
Father of all whose lips abhor false speaking; I pledge my honor as a
Senator, that I have spoken but the truth. May God forgive this wicked man
as I do.</p>
<p>Mr. Noble—"Senator Dilworthy, your bank account shows that up to
that day, and even on that very day, you conducted all your financial
business through the medium of checks instead of bills, and so kept
careful record of every moneyed transaction. Why did you deal in bank
bills on this particular occasion?"</p>
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<p>The Chairman—"The gentleman will please to remember that the
Committee is conducting this investigation."</p>
<p>Mr. Noble—"Then will the Committee ask the question?"</p>
<p>The Chairman—"The Committee will—when it desires to know."</p>
<p>Mr. Noble—"Which will not be during this century perhaps."</p>
<p>The Chairman—"Another remark like that, sir, will procure you the
attentions of the Sergeant-at-arms."</p>
<p>Mr. Noble—"D—n the Sergeant-at-arms, and the Committee too!"</p>
<p>Several Committeemen—"Mr. Chairman, this is Contempt!"</p>
<p>Mr. Noble—"Contempt of whom?"</p>
<p>"Of the Committee! Of the Senate of the United States!"</p>
<p>Mr. Noble—"Then I am become the acknowledged representative of a
nation. You know as well as I do that the whole nation hold as much as
three-fifths of the United States Senate in entire contempt.—Three-fifths
of you are Dilworthys."</p>
<p>The Sergeant-at-arms very soon put a quietus upon the observations of the
representative of the nation, and convinced him that he was not in the
over-free atmosphere of his Happy-Land-of-Canaan:</p>
<p>The statement of Senator Dilworthy naturally carried conviction to the
minds of the committee.—It was close, logical, unanswerable; it bore
many internal evidences of its truth. For instance, it is customary in all
countries for business men to loan large sums of money in bank bills
instead of checks. It is customary for the lender to make no memorandum of
the transaction. It is customary, for the borrower to receive the money
without making a memorandum of it, or giving a note or a receipt for it's
use—the borrower is not likely to die or forget about it. It is
customary to lend nearly anybody money to start a bank with especially if
you have not the money to lend him and have to borrow it for the purpose.
It is customary to carry large sums of money in bank bills about your
person or in your trunk. It is customary to hand a large sum in bank bills
to a man you have just been introduced to (if he asks you to do it,) to be
conveyed to a distant town and delivered to another party. It is not
customary to make a memorandum of this transaction; it is not customary
for the conveyor to give a note or a receipt for the money; it is not
customary to require that he shall get a note or a receipt from the man he
is to convey it to in the distant town. It would be at least singular in
you to say to the proposed conveyor, "You might be robbed; I will deposit
the money in a bank and send a check for it to my friend through the
mail."</p>
<p>Very well. It being plain that Senator Dilworthy's statement was rigidly
true, and this fact being strengthened by his adding to it the support of
"his honor as a Senator," the Committee rendered a verdict of "Not proven
that a bribe had been offered and accepted." This in a manner exonerated
Noble and let him escape.</p>
<p>The Committee made its report to the Senate, and that body proceeded to
consider its acceptance. One Senator indeed, several Senators—objected
that the Committee had failed of its duty; they had proved this man Noble
guilty of nothing, they had meted out no punishment to him; if the report
were accepted, he would go forth free and scathless, glorying in his
crime, and it would be a tacit admission that any blackguard could insult
the Senate of the United States and conspire against the sacred reputation
of its members with impunity; the Senate owed it to the upholding of its
ancient dignity to make an example of this man Noble—he should be
crushed.</p>
<p>An elderly Senator got up and took another view of the case. This was a
Senator of the worn-out and obsolete pattern; a man still lingering among
the cobwebs of the past, and behind the spirit of the age. He said that
there seemed to be a curious misunderstanding of the case. Gentlemen
seemed exceedingly anxious to preserve and maintain the honor and dignity
of the Senate.</p>
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<p>Was this to be done by trying an obscure adventurer for attempting to trap
a Senator into bribing him? Or would not the truer way be to find out
whether the Senator was capable of being entrapped into so shameless an
act, and then try him? Why, of course. Now the whole idea of the Senate
seemed to be to shield the Senator and turn inquiry away from him. The
true way to uphold the honor of the Senate was to have none but honorable
men in its body. If this Senator had yielded to temptation and had offered
a bribe, he was a soiled man and ought to be instantly expelled; therefore
he wanted the Senator tried, and not in the usual namby-pamby way, but in
good earnest. He wanted to know the truth of this matter. For himself, he
believed that the guilt of Senator Dilworthy was established beyond the
shadow of a doubt; and he considered that in trifling with his case and
shirking it the Senate was doing a shameful and cowardly thing—a
thing which suggested that in its willingness to sit longer in the company
of such a man, it was acknowledging that it was itself of a kind with him
and was therefore not dishonored by his presence. He desired that a rigid
examination be made into Senator Dilworthy's case, and that it be
continued clear into the approaching extra session if need be. There was
no dodging this thing with the lame excuse of want of time.</p>
<p>In reply, an honorable Senator said that he thought it would be as well to
drop the matter and accept the Committee's report. He said with some
jocularity that the more one agitated this thing, the worse it was for the
agitator. He was not able to deny that he believed Senator Dilworthy to be
guilty—but what then? Was it such an extraordinary case? For his
part, even allowing the Senator to be guilty, he did not think his
continued presence during the few remaining days of the Session would
contaminate the Senate to a dreadful degree. [This humorous sally was
received with smiling admiration—notwithstanding it was not wholly
new, having originated with the Massachusetts General in the House a day
or two before, upon the occasion of the proposed expulsion of a member for
selling his vote for money.]</p>
<p>The Senate recognized the fact that it could not be contaminated by
sitting a few days longer with Senator Dilworthy, and so it accepted the
committee's report and dropped the unimportant matter.</p>
<p>Mr. Dilworthy occupied his seat to the last hour of the session. He said
that his people had reposed a trust in him, and it was not for him to
desert them. He would remain at his post till he perished, if need be.</p>
<p>His voice was lifted up and his vote cast for the last time, in support of
an ingenious measure contrived by the General from Massachusetts whereby
the President's salary was proposed to be doubled and every Congressman
paid several thousand dollars extra for work previously done, under an
accepted contract, and already paid for once and receipted for.</p>
<p>Senator Dilworthy was offered a grand ovation by his friends at home, who
said that their affection for him and their confidence in him were in no
wise impaired by the persecutions that had pursued him, and that he was
still good enough for them.</p>
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<p>[The $7,000 left by Mr. Noble with his state legislature was placed in
safe keeping to await the claim of the legitimate owner. Senator
Dilworthy made one little effort through his protege the embryo banker
to recover it, but there being no notes of hand or, other memoranda to
support the claim, it failed. The moral of which is, that when one loans
money to start a bank with, one ought to take the party's written
acknowledgment of the fact.]</p>
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