<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_THIRTEEN" id="CHAPTER_THIRTEEN"></SPAN>CHAPTER THIRTEEN</h3>
<p>It was a pretty morning, two weeks after Julia's
Dance; and blue and lavender shadows, frayed
with mid-summer sunshine, waggled gayly across
the grass beneath the trees of the tiny orchard, but
trembled with timidity as they hurried over the
abnormal surfaces of Mrs. Silver as she sat upon the
steps of the "back porch." Her right hand held in
security one end of a leather leash; the other end of
the leash was fastened to a new collar about the neck
of an odd and fascinating dog. Seated upon the
brick walk at her feet, he was regarding her with a
gravity that seemed to discomfort her. She was
unable to meet his gaze, and constantly averted her
own whenever it furtively descended to his. In fact,
her expression and manner were singular, denoting
embarrassment, personal hatred, and a subtle bedazzlement.
She could not look at him, yet could
not keep herself from looking at him. There was
something here that arose out of the depths of
natural character; it was intrinsic in the two personalities,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_188" id="Page_188"></SPAN></span>
that is to say; and was in addition to the
bitterness consequent upon a public experience, just
past, which had been brought upon Mrs. Silver
partly by the dog's appearance (in particular the style
and colour of his hair) and partly by his unprecedented
actions in her company upon the highway.</p>
<p>She addressed him angrily, yet with a profound
uneasiness.</p>
<p>"Dog!" she said. "You ain't feelin' as skittish as
whut you did, li'l while ago, is you? My glory! I
dess would like to lay my han' to you' hide once,
Mister! I take an' lam you this livin' minute if I
right sho' you wouldn't take an' bite me."</p>
<p>She jerked the leash vindictively, upon which the
dog at once "sat up" on his haunches, put his forepaws
together above his nose, in an attitude of prayer,
and looked at her inscrutably from under the great
bang of hair that fell like a black chrysanthemum
over his forehead. Beneath this woolly lambrequin
his eyes were visible as two garnet sparks of which
the coloured woman was only too nervously aware.
She gasped.</p>
<p>"Look-a-here, dog, who's went an' ast you to take
an' pray fer 'em?"</p>
<p>He remained motionless and devout.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_189" id="Page_189"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"My goo'niss!" she said to him. "If you goin'
keep on thisaway whut you <i>is</i> been, I'm goin' to up
an' go way from here, ri' now!" Then she said a
remarkable thing. "Listen here, Mister! I ain'
never los' no gran' child, an' I ain' goin' 'dop' no
stranger fer one, neither!"</p>
<p>The explanation rests upon the looks and manners
of him whom she addressed. This dog was of a kind
at the top of dog kingdoms. His size was neither
insignificant nor great; probably his weight would
have been between a fourth and a third of a St.
Bernard's. He had the finest head for adroit thinking
that is known among dogs; and he had an athletic
body, the forepart muffled and lost in a mass of
corded black fleece, but the rest of him sharply
clipped from the chest aft; and his trim, slim legs
were clipped, though tufts were left at his ankles,
and at the tip of his short tail, with two upon his hips,
like fanciful buttons of an imaginary jacket; for thus
have such dogs been clipped to a fashion proper and
comfortable for them ever since (and no doubt long
before) an Imperial Roman sculptor so chiselled one
in bas-relief. In brief, this dog, who caused Kitty
Silver so much disquietude, as she sat upon the
back steps at Mr. Atwater's, belonged to that species<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_190" id="Page_190"></SPAN></span>
of which no Frenchman ever sees a specimen without
smiling and murmuring: "<i>Caniche!</i>" He was
that golden-hearted little clown of all the world, a
French Poodle.</p>
<p>To arrive at what underlay Mrs. Silver's declaration
that she had never lost a grandchild and had no
intention of adopting a stranger in the place of one,
it should be first understood that in many respects
she was a civilized person. The quality of savagery,
barbarism, or civilization in a tribe may be tested
by the relations it characteristically maintains with
domestic animals; and tribes that eat dogs are often
inferior to those inclined to ceremonial cannibalism.
Likewise, the civilization, barbarism, or savagery of
an individual may be estimated by the same test,
which sometimes gives us evidence of sporadic reversions
to mud. Such reversions are the stomach
priests: whatever does not minister to their own
bodily inwards is a "parasite." Dogs are "parasites";
they should not live, because to fat and eat
them somehow appears uncongenial. "Kill Dogs and
Feed Pigs," they write to the papers, and, with a
Velasquez available, would burn it rather than go
chilly. "Kill dogs, feed pigs, and let <i>me</i> eat the pigs!"
they cry, even under no great stress, these stern<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_191" id="Page_191"></SPAN></span>
economists who have not noticed how wasteful the
Creator is proved to be if He made themselves.
They take the strictly intestinal view of life. It is
not intelligent; parasite bacilli will get them in the
end.</p>
<p>Mrs. Silver was not of these. True, she sometimes
professed herself averse to all "animals," but this
meant nothing more than her unwillingness to have
her work increased by their introduction into the
Atwater household. No; the appearance of the dog
had stirred something queer and fundamental
within her. All coloured people look startled the
first time they see a French Poodle, but there is a
difference. Most coloured men do not really worry
much about being coloured, but many coloured
women do. In the expression of a coloured man, when
he looks at a black and woolly French Poodle, there is
something fonder and more indulgent than there is
in the expression of a coloured woman when she looks
at one. In fact, when some coloured women see a
French Poodle they have the air of being insulted.</p>
<p>Now, when Kitty Silver had first set eyes on this
poodle, an hour earlier, she looked, and plainly was,
dumfounded. Never in her life had she seen a
creature so black, so incredibly black, or with hair<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_192" id="Page_192"></SPAN></span>
so kinky, so incredibly kinky. Julia had not observed
Mrs. Silver closely nor paused to wonder what
thoughts were rousing in her mind, but bade her take
the poodle forth for exercise outdoors and keep him
strictly upon the leash. Without protest, though
wearing a unique expression, Kitty obeyed; she
walked round the block with this mystifying dog;
and during the promenade had taken place the episode
that so upset her nerves.</p>
<p>She had given a little jerk to the leash, speaking
sharply to the poodle in reproach for some lingering
near a wonderful sidewalk smell, imperceptible to
any one except himself. Instantly the creature rose
and walked beside her on his hind legs. He continued
to parade in this manner, rapidly, but nevertheless
as if casually, without any apparent inconvenience;
and Mrs. Silver, never having seen a dog
do such a thing before, for more than a yard or so,
and then only under the pressure of many inducements,
was unfavourably impressed. In fact, she had
definitely a symptom of M. Maeterlinck's awed
feeling when he found himself left alone with the
talking horses: "With <i>whom</i> was she?"</p>
<p>"Look-a-here, dog!" she said breathlessly. "Who
you tryin' to skeer? <i>You</i> ain't no person!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_193" id="Page_193"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>And then a blow fell. It came from an elderly
but ever undignified woman of her own race, who
paused, across the street, and stood teetering from
side to side in joyful agitation, as she watched the
approach of Mrs. Silver with her woolly little companion
beside her. When this smaller silhouette in
ink suddenly walked upright, the observer's mouth
fell open, and there was reason to hope that it might
remain so, in silence, especially as several other
pedestrians had stopped to watch the poodle's uncalled-for
exhibition. But all at once the elderly
rowdy saw fit to become uproarious.</p>
<p>"Hoopsee!" she shouted. "Oooh, <i>Gran'ma</i>!"</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>And so, when the poodle "sat up," unbid, to pray,
while Kitty Silver rested upon the back steps, on her
return from the excursion, she fiercely informed him
that she had never lost a grandchild and that she
would not adopt a stranger in place of one; her implication
being that he, a stranger, had been suggested
for the position and considered himself eligible
for it.</p>
<p>He continued to pray, not relaxing a hair.</p>
<p>"Listen to me, dog," said Kitty Silver. "Is you
a dog, or isn't you a dog? Whut <i>is</i> you, anyway?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_194" id="Page_194"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>But immediately she withdrew the question. "I
ain't astin' you!" she exclaimed superstitiously.
"If you isn't no dog, don't you take an' tell me whut
you is: you take an' keep it to you'se'f, 'cause I
don' want to listen to it!"</p>
<p>For the garnet eyes beneath the great black
chrysanthemum indeed seemed to hint that their
owner was about to use human language in a human
voice. Instead, however, he appeared to be content
with his little exhibition, allowed his forepaws to
return to the ground, and looked at her with his head
wistfully tilted to one side. This reassured her and
even somewhat won her. There stirred within her
that curious sense of relationship evoked from the
first by his suggestive appearance; fondness was being
born, and an admiration that was in a way a form of
Narcissism. She addressed him in a mollified voice:</p>
<p>"Whut you want now? Don' tell me you' hungry,
'cause you awready done et two dog biskit an' big
saucer milk. Whut you stick you' ole black face
crossways at <i>me</i> fer, honey?"</p>
<p>But just then the dog rose to look pointedly
toward the corner of the house. "Somebody's coming,"
he meant.</p>
<p>"Who you spectin', li'l dog?" Mrs. Silver inquired.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_195" id="Page_195"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Florence and Herbert came round the house, Herbert
trifling with a tennis ball and carrying a racket
under his arm. Florence was peeling an orange.</p>
<p>"For Heavenses' sakes!" Florence cried. "Kitty
Silver, where on earth'd this dog come from?"</p>
<p>"B'long you' Aunt Julia."</p>
<p>"When'd she get him?"</p>
<p>"Dess to-day."</p>
<p>"Who gave him to her?"</p>
<p>"She ain't sayin'."</p>
<p>"You mean she won't tell?"</p>
<p>"She ain't sayin'," Kitty Silver repeated. "I
ast her. I say, I say: 'Miss Julia, ma'am,' I say,
'Miss Julia, ma'am, who ever sen' you sech a unlandish-lookin'
dog?' I say. All she say when I
ast her: 'Nemmine!' she say, dess thataway. 'Nemmine!'
she say. I reckon she ain't goin' tell nobody
who give her this dog."</p>
<p>"He's certainly a mighty queer-lookin' dog," said
Herbert. "I've seen a few like that, but I can't
remember where. What kind is he, Kitty Silver?"</p>
<p>"Miss Julia tell me he a poogle dog."</p>
<p>"A poodle," Florence corrected her, and then
turned to Herbert in supercilious astonishment. "A
French Poodle! My goodness! I should think you<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_196" id="Page_196"></SPAN></span>
were old enough to know that much, anyway—goin'
on fourteen years old!"</p>
<p>"Well, I did know it," he declared. "I kind
of knew it, anyhow; but I sort of forgot it for once.
Do you know if he bites, Kitty Silver?"</p>
<p>She was noncommittal. "He ain't bit nobody
yit."</p>
<p>"I don't believe he'll bite," said Florence. "I
bet he likes me. He looks like he was taking a fancy
to me, Kitty Silver. What's his name?"</p>
<p>"Gammire."</p>
<p>"What?"</p>
<p>"Gammire."</p>
<p>"What a funny name! Are you sure, Kitty Silver?"</p>
<p>"Gammire whut you' Aunt Julia tole <i>me</i>," Mrs.
Silver insisted. "You kin go on in the house an'
ast her; she'll tell you the same."</p>
<p>"Well, anyway, I'm not afraid of him," said
Florence; and she stepped closer to the poodle, extending
her hand to caress him. Then she shouted
as the dog, at her gesture, rose to his hind legs,
and, as far as the leash permitted, walked forward
to meet her. She flung her arms about him rapturously.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_197" id="Page_197"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh, the lovely thing!" she cried. "He walks on
his hind legs! Why, he's crazy about me!"</p>
<p>"Let him go," said Herbert. "I bet he don't
like you any more than he does anybody else. Leave
go of him, and I bet he shows he likes me better than
he does you."</p>
<p>But when Florence released him, Gammire caressed
them both impartially. He leaped upon one, then
upon the other, and then upon Kitty Silver with a
cordiality that almost unseated her.</p>
<p>"Let him off the leash," Florence cried. "He
won't run away, 'cause the gates are shut. Let him
loose and see what he'll do."</p>
<p>Mrs. Silver snapped the catch of the leash, and
Gammire departed in the likeness of a ragged black
streak. With his large and eccentric ears flapping
back in the wind and his afterpart hunched in, he
ran round and round the little orchard like a dog
gone wild. Altogether a comedian, when he heard
children shrieking with laughter, he circled the more
wildly; then all upon an unexpected instant came to
a dead halt, facing his audience, his nose on the
ground between his two forepaws, his hindquarters
high and unstooping. And, seeing they laughed at
this, too, he gave them enough of it, then came back<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_198" id="Page_198"></SPAN></span>
to Kitty Silver and sat by her feet, a spiral of pink
tongue hanging from a wide-open mouth roofed with
black.</p>
<p>Florence resumed the peeling of her orange.</p>
<p>"Who do you <i>think</i> gave Gammire to Aunt Julia?"
she asked.</p>
<p>"I ain't stedyin' about it."</p>
<p>"Yes, but who do you <i>guess</i>?"</p>
<p>"I ain't——"</p>
<p>"Well, but if you had to be burned to death or
guess somebody, who would you guess?"</p>
<p>"I haf to git burn' up," said Kitty Silver. "Ev'y
las' caller whut comes here <i>is</i> give her some doggone
animal awready. Mista Sammerses, he give her
them two Berjum cats, an' ole Mister Ridgways
whut los' his wife, he give you' Aunt Julia them two
canaries that tuck an' hopped out the cage an' then
out the window, las' week, one day, when you' grampaw
was alone in the room with 'em; an' Mista
George Plummers, he give her that Airydale dog
you' grampaw tuck an' give to the milkman; an'
Mista Ushers, he give her them two pups whut you'
grampaw tuck an' skeer off the place soon as he laid
eyes on 'em, an' thishere Mista Clairidge, he give her
that ole live allagatuh from Florida whut I foun'<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_199" id="Page_199"></SPAN></span>
lookin' at me over the aidge o' my kitchen sink—ugly
ole thing!—an' you' grampaw tuck an' give it to
the greenhouse man. Ain't none nem ge'lmun goin'
try an' give her no <i>mo'</i> animals, I bet! So how anybody
goin' guess who sen' her thishere Gammire?
Nobody lef' whut ain't awready sen' her one an' had
the gift spile."</p>
<p>"Yes, there is," said Florence.</p>
<p>"Who?"</p>
<p>"Noble Dill."</p>
<p>"That there li'l young Mista Dills?" Kitty Silver
cried. "Listen me! Thishere dog 'spensive dog."</p>
<p>"I don't care; I bet Noble Dill gave him to her."</p>
<p>Mrs. Silver hooted. "Go way! That there young
li'l Mista Dills, he ain' nev' did show no class, no way
nor no time. He be hunderd year ole b'fo' you see
him in autamobile whut b'long to him. Look at a
way some nem fine big rich men like Mista Clairidge
an' Mista Ridgways take an' th'ow they money
aroun'! New necktie ev'y time you see 'em; new
straw hat right spang the firs' warm day. Ring do'
bell. I say, I say: 'Walk right in, Mista Ridgways.'
Slip me dollah bill dess like that! Mista Sammerses
an' Mista Plummers, an' some nem others, they
all show class. Look Mista Sammerses' spectickles<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_200" id="Page_200"></SPAN></span>
made turtle back; fancy turtle, too. I ast Miss
Julia; she tell me they fancy turtle. Gol' rim
spectickles ain't in it; no ma'am! Mista Sammerses'
spectickles—jes' them rims on his spectickles alone—I
bet they cos' mo'n all whut thishere young li'l Mista
Dills got on him from his toes up an' his skin out. I
bet Mista Plummers th'ow mo' money aroun' dess
fer gittin' his pants press' than whut Mista Dills
afford to spen' to buy his'n in the firs' place! He lose
his struggle, 'cause you' Aunt Julia, she out fer the
big class. Thishere Gammire, he dog cos' money;
he show class same you' Aunt Julia. Ain't neither one
of 'em got to waste they time on nobody whut can't
show no mo' class than thishere li'l young dish-cumbobbery
Mista Dills!"</p>
<p>"I don't care," Florence said stubbornly. "He
could of saved up and saved up, and if he saved up
long enough he could of got enough money to buy a
dog like Gammire, because you can get money
enough for anything if you're willing to save up long
enough. Anyway, I bet he's the one gave him to
her."</p>
<p>Herbert joined Kitty Silver in laughter. "Florence
is always talkin' about Noble Dill," he said. "She's
sort of crazy, anyway, though."</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-200.jpg" alt=""Herbert attempted to continue the drowning out. He bawled, 'She made it up! It's somep'n she made up herself! She——'"" title="" /> <span class="caption">"Herbert attempted to continue the drowning out. He bawled, 'She made it up! It's somep'n she made up herself! She——'"</span></div>
<p>"It runs in the family," Florence retorted, automatically.
"I caught it from my cousins. Anyhow,
I don't think there's a single one of any that
wants to marry Aunt Julia that's got the slightest
co'parison to Noble Dill. I admire him because he's
so uncouth."</p>
<p>"He so who?" Kitty Silver inquired.</p>
<p>"Uncouth."</p>
<p>"Yes'm," said Mrs. Silver.</p>
<p>"It's in the ditchanary," Florence explained.
"It means rare, elegant, exquisite, obs, unknown, and
a whole lot else."</p>
<p>"It does not," Herbert interposed. "It means
kind of countrified."</p>
<p>"You go look in the ditchanary," his cousin said
severely. "Then, maybe, you'll know what you're
talkin' about just for once. Anyhow, I <i>do</i> like
Noble Dill, and I bet so does Aunt Julia."</p>
<p>Kitty Silver shook her head. "He lose his struggle,
honey! Miss Julia, she out fer the big class. She
ain't stedyin' about him 'cept maybe dess to let him
run her erran's. She treat 'em all mighty nice, 'cause
the mo' come shovin' an' pushin' each other aroun',
class or no class, why, the mo' harder that big class
got to work to git her—an' the mo' she got after her<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_202" id="Page_202"></SPAN></span>
the mo' keeps a-comin'. But thishere young li'l Mista
Dills, I kine o' got strong notion he liable not come
no mo' 'tall!" Her tone had become one of reminiscent
amusement, which culminated in a burst of
laughter. "Whee!" she concluded. "After las'
night, I reckon thishere Mista Dills better keep
away from the place—yes'm!"</p>
<p>Florence looked thoughtful, and for the time said
nothing. It was Herbert who asked: "Why'd Noble
Dill better stay away from here?"</p>
<p>"You' grampaw," Mrs. Silver said, shaking her
head. "You' grampaw!"</p>
<p>"What about grandpa?" said Herbert. "What'd
he do last night?"</p>
<p>"'Do'? Oh, me!" Then Mrs. Silver uttered
sounds like the lowing of kine, whereby she meant to
indicate her inability to describe Mr. Atwater's
performance. "Well, ma'am," she said, in the low
and husky voice of simulated exhaustion, "all I got to
say: you' grampaw beat hisse'f! He beat hisse'f!"</p>
<p>"How d'you mean? How could he——"</p>
<p>"He beat hisse'f! He dess out-talk hisse'f! No,
ma'am; I done hear him many an' many an' many's
the time, but las' night he beat hisse'f."</p>
<p>"What about?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_203" id="Page_203"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Nothin' in the wide worl' but dess thishere young
li'l Noble Dills whut we talkin' about this livin'
minute."</p>
<p>"What started him?"</p>
<p>"Whut <i>start</i> him?" Mrs. Silver echoed with
sudden loudness. "My goo'niss! He <i>b'en</i> started ev'
since the very firs' time he ev' lay eyes on him prancin'
up the front walk to call on Miss Julia. You'
grampaw don' like none nem callers, but he everlas'n'ly
did up an' take a true spite on thishere li'l
Dills!"</p>
<p>"I mean," said Herbert, "what started him last
night?"</p>
<p>"Them cigareets," said Kitty Silver. "Them
cigareets whut thishere Noble Dills smoke whiles he
settin' out on the front po'che callin' on you' Aunt
Julia. You' grampaw mighty funny man about
smellin'! You know's well's I do he don't even
like the smell o' violet. Well, ma'am, if he can't
stan' <i>violet</i>, how in the name o' misery he goin' stan'
the smell nem cigareets thishere Dills smoke? I
can't hardly stan' 'em myse'f. When he light one
on the front po'che, she sif' all through the house, an'
come slidin' right the whole way out to my kitchen,
an' <i>bim</i>! she take me in the nose! You' grampaw<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_204" id="Page_204"></SPAN></span>
awready tole Miss Julia time an' time again if that
li'l Dills light dess one mo' on his front po'che he
goin' to walk out there an' do some harm! Co'se she
nev' tuck an' pay no 'tention, 'cause Miss Julia, she
nev' pay no 'tention to nobody; an' she like caller
have nice time—she ain' goin' tell 'em you' grampaw
make such a fuss. 'Yes, 'deed, kine frien','
she say, she say, when they ast her: 'Miss Julia,
ma'am,' they say, 'I like please strike a match fer to
light my cigareet if you please, ma'am.' She say:
'Light as many as you please, kine frien',' she say,
she say. She say: 'Smell o' cigareet dess deligh'ful
li'l smell,' she say. 'Go 'head an' smoke all you kin
stan',' she say, ''cause I want you injoy you'se'f
when you pay call on me,' she say. Well, so thishere
young li'l Dills settin' there puffin' an' blowin' his
ches' out and in, an' feelin' all nice 'cause it about
the firs' time this livin' summer he catch you' Aunt
Julia alone to hisse'f fer while—an' all time the
house dess fillin' up, an' draf' blowin' straight at you'
grampaw whur he settin' in his liberry. Ma'am,
he sen' me out an' tell her come in, he got message
mighty important fer to speak to her. So she tell
thishere Dills wait a minute, an' walk in the liberry.
Oh, ladies!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_205" id="Page_205"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"What'd he say?" Herbert asked eagerly.</p>
<p>"He di'n' say nothin'," Mrs. Silver replied eloquently.
"He hollered."</p>
<p>"What did he holler?"</p>
<p>"He want know di'n' he never tell her thishere
Dills can't smoke no mo' cigareets on his property,
an' di'n' he tell her he was'n' goin' allow him on the
place if he did? He say she got to go back on the
po'che an' run thishere li'l Dills off home. He say he
give her fair choice; she kin run him off, or else he
go on out and chase him away hisse'f. He claim li'l
Dills ain' got no biznuss roun' callin' nowhere 't all,
'cause he on'y make about eighteen dollars a week
an' ain't wuth it. He say——"</p>
<p>She was confirmed in this report by an indignant
interruption from Florence. "That's just what he
did say, the old thing! I heard him, myself, and
if you care to ask <i>me</i>, I'll be glad to inform you
that I think grandpa's conduck was simply insulting!"</p>
<p>"'Deed it were!" said Mrs. Silver. "An' dess
whut he claim hisse'f he mean it fer! But you tell
me, please, how you hear whut you' grampaw say?
He mighty noisy, but you nev' could a-hear him
plumb to whur you live."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_206" id="Page_206"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I wasn't home," said Florence. "I was over
here."</p>
<p>"Then you mus' 'a' made you'se'f mighty skimpish,
'cause <i>I</i> ain't seen you!"</p>
<p>"Nobody saw me. I wasn't in the house," said
Florence, "I was out in front."</p>
<p>"Whurbouts 'out in front'?"</p>
<p>"Well, I was sitting on the ground, up against the
latticework of the front porch."</p>
<p>"Whut fur?"</p>
<p>"Well, it was dark," said Florence. "I just kind of
wanted to see what might be going on."</p>
<p>"An' you hear all whut you' grampaw take on
about an' ev'ything?"</p>
<p>"I should say so! You could of heard him <i>lots</i>
farther than where I was."</p>
<p>"Lan' o' misery!" Kitty Silver cried. "If you
done hear him whur you was, thishere li'l Dills mus'
a-hear him <i>mighty</i> plain?"</p>
<p>"He did. How could he help it? He heard
every word, and pretty soon he came down off the
porch and stood a minute; then he went on out the
gate, and I don't know whether he went home or not,
because it was too dark to see. But he didn't come
back."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_207" id="Page_207"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Yo' right he didn'!" exclaimed Mrs. Silver. "I
reckon he got fo'thought 'nough fer that, anyhow!
I bet he ain't nev' <i>goin'</i> come back neither. You'
grampaw say he goin' be fix fer him, if he do."</p>
<p>"Yes, that was while he was standing there," said
Florence ruefully. "He heard all that, too."</p>
<p>"Miss Julia, she s'picion' he done hear somep'm
'nother, I guess," Kitty Silver went on. "She shet
the liberry do' right almos' on you' grampaw's nose,
whiles he still a-rampin', an' she slip out on the
po'che, an' take look 'roun'; then go on up to her
own room. I 'uz up there, while after that, turn'
down her bed; an' she injoyin' herse'f readin' book.
She feel kine o' put out, I reckon, but she ain't
stedyin' about no young li'l Dills. She want 'em all
to have nice time an' like her, but she goin' lose this
one, an' she got plenty to spare. She show too much
class fer to fret about no Dills."</p>
<p>"I don't care," said Florence. "I think she ought
to whether she does or not, because I bet he was
feeling just awful. And I think grandpa behaved
like an ole hoodlum."</p>
<p>"That'll do," Herbert admonished her sternly.
"You show some respect for your relations, if you
please."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_208" id="Page_208"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>But his loyalty to the Atwater family had a bad
effect on Florence. "Oh, <i>will</i> I?" she returned
promptly. "Well, then, if you care to inquire <i>my</i>
opinion, I just politely think grandpa ought to be
hanged."</p>
<p>"See here——"</p>
<p>But Florence and Kitty Silver interrupted him
simultaneously.</p>
<p>"Look at <i>that</i>!" Florence cried.</p>
<p>"My name!" exclaimed Kitty Silver.</p>
<p>It was the strange taste of Gammire that so excited
them. Florence had peeled her orange and
divided it rather fairly into three parts, but the
vehemence she exerted in speaking of her grandfather
had caused her to drop one of these upon the
ground. Gammire promptly ate it, "sat up" and
adjusted his paws in prayer for more.</p>
<p>"Now you listen me!" said Kitty Silver. "I ain't
see no dog eat orange in all my days, an' I ain't see
nobody else whut see dog eat orange! No, ma'am,
an' I ain't nev' hear o' nobody else whut ev' see nobody
whut see dog eat orange!"</p>
<p>Herbert decided to be less impressed. "Oh, I've
heard of dogs that'd eat apples," he said. "Yes,
and watermelon and nuts and things." As he spoke<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_209" id="Page_209"></SPAN></span>
he played with the tennis ball upon his racket, and
concluded by striking the ball high into the air.
Its course was not true; and it descended far over
toward the orchard, where Herbert ran to catch it—but
he was not quick enough. At the moment the
ball left the racket Gammire abandoned his prayers:
his eyes, like a careful fielder's, calculating and
estimating, followed the swerve of the ball in the
breeze, and when it fell he was on the correct spot.
He caught it.</p>
<p>Herbert shouted. "He caught it on the <i>fly</i>! It
must have been an accident. Here——" And he
struck the ball into the air again. It went high—twice
as high as the house—and again Gammire
"judged" it; continuously shifting his position, his
careful eyes never leaving the little white globe, until
just before the last instant of its descent he was motionless
beneath it. He caught it again, and Herbert
whooped.</p>
<p>Gammire brought the ball to him and invited
him to proceed with the game. That there might
be no mistaking his desire, Gammire "sat up"
and prayed; nor did he find Herbert anything
loth. Out of nine chances Gammire "muffed" the
ball only twice, both times excusably, and Florence<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_210" id="Page_210"></SPAN></span>
once more flung her arms about the willing performer.</p>
<p>"<i>Who</i> do you s'pose trained this wonderful, darling
doggie?" she cried.</p>
<p>Mrs. Silver shook her marvelling head. "He
mus' 'a' <i>come</i> thataway," she said. "I bet nobody
't all ain' train him; he do whut he want to hisse'f.
That Gammire don' ast nobody to train
him."</p>
<p>"Oh, goodness!" Florence said, with sudden
despondency. "It's awful!"</p>
<p>"Whut is?"</p>
<p>"To think of as lovely a dog as this having to face
grandpa!"</p>
<p>"'Face' him!" Kitty Silver echoed forebodingly.
"I reckon you' grampaw do mo'n dess 'face' him."</p>
<p>"That's what I mean," Florence explained. "I
expect he's just brute enough to drive him off."</p>
<p>"Yes'm," said Mrs. Silver. "He git madder ev'y
time somebody sen' her new pet. You' grampaw
mighty nervous man, an' everlas'n'ly do hate
animals."</p>
<p>"He hasn't seen Gammire, has he?"</p>
<p>"Don't look like it, do it?" said Kitty Silver.
"Dog here yit."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_211" id="Page_211"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Well, then I——" Florence paused, glancing
at Herbert, for she had just been visited by a pleasant
idea and had no wish to share it with him. "Is
Aunt Julia in the house?"</p>
<p>"She were, li'l while ago."</p>
<p>"I want to see her about somep'n I ought to see
her about," said Florence. "I'll be out in a minute."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_212" id="Page_212"></SPAN></span></p>
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