<h3><SPAN name="CHAPTER_EIGHTEEN" id="CHAPTER_EIGHTEEN"></SPAN>CHAPTER EIGHTEEN</h3>
<p>They went satirically down the street, their
chumminess with one another bountifully
increased by their common derision of the
outsider on the porch; and even at a distance they
still contrived to make themselves intolerable; looking
back over their shoulders, at intervals, with
say-not-so expressions on their faces. Even when
these faces were far enough away to be but yellowish
oval planes, their say-not-so expressions were still
bitingly eloquent.</p>
<p>Now a northern breeze chilled the air, as the hateful
three became indistinguishable in the haze of
autumn dusk, whereupon Florence stopped swinging
her foot, left the railing, and went morosely into
the house. And here it was her fortune to make
two discoveries vital to her present career; the first
arising out of a conversation between her father and
mother in the library, where a gossipy fire of soft
coal encouraged this proper Sunday afternoon entertainment
for man and wife.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_280" id="Page_280"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Sit down and rest, Florence," said her mother.
"I'm afraid you play too hard when Patty and the
boys are here. Do sit down quietly and rest yourself
a little while." And as Florence obeyed, Mrs. Atwater
turned to her husband, resuming: "Well,
that's what <i>I</i> said. I told Aunt Carrie I thought
the same way about it that <i>you</i> did. Of course nobody
<i>ever</i> knows what Julia's going to do next, and
nobody needs to be surprised at anything she does
do. Ever since she came home from school, about
four-fifths of all the young men in town have been
wild about her—and so's every old bachelor, for the
matter of that!"</p>
<p>"Yes," Mr. Atwater added. "And every old
widower, too."</p>
<p>His wife warmly accepted the amendment. "And
every old widower, too," she said, nodding. "Rather!
And of course Julia's just done exactly as she pleased
about everything, and naturally she's going to do as
she pleases about <i>this</i>."</p>
<p>"Well, of course it's her own affair, Mollie," Mr.
Atwater said mildly. "She couldn't be expected to
consult the whole Atwater family connection before
she——"</p>
<p>"Oh, no," she agreed. "I don't say she could.Still, it <i>is</i> rather upsetting, coming so suddenly like
this, when not one of the family has ever seen him—never
even heard his very name before."</p>
<div class="figcenter"> <ANTIMG src="images/illus-280.jpg" alt=""'Well, men ... I don't want to see any loafin' around here, men. I expect I'll have a pretty good newspaper this week.'"" title="" /> <span class="caption">"'Well, men ... I don't want to see any loafin' around here, men. I expect I'll have a pretty good newspaper this week.'"</span></div>
<p>"Well, that part of it isn't especially strange,
Mollie. He was born and brought up in a town
three hundred miles from here. I don't see just how
we <i>could</i> have heard his name unless he visited here
or got into the papers in some way."</p>
<p>Mrs. Atwater seemed unwilling to yield a mysterious
point. She rocked decorously in her rocking-chair,
shook her head, and after setting her lips
rigidly, opened them to insist that she could never
change her mind: Julia had acted very abruptly.
"Why couldn't she have let her poor father know
at least a <i>few</i> days before she did?"</p>
<p>Mr. Atwater sighed. "Why, she explains in her
letter that she only knew it, herself, an hour before
she wrote."</p>
<p>"Her poor father!" his wife repeated commiseratingly.</p>
<p>"Why, Mollie, I don't see how father's especially
to be pitied."</p>
<p>"Don't you?" said Mrs. Atwater. "That old
man, to have to live in that big house all alone, except
a few negro servants?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_282" id="Page_282"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Why, no! About half the houses in the neighbourhood,
up and down the street, are fully occupied by
close relatives of his: I doubt if he'll be really as
lonely as he'd like to be. And he's often said he'd
give a great deal if Julia had been a plain, unpopular
girl. I'm strongly of the opinion, myself, that he'll
be pleased about this. Of course it may upset him a
little at first."</p>
<p>"Yes; I think it will!" Mrs. Atwater shook her
head forebodingly. "And he isn't the only one it's
going to upset."</p>
<p>"No, he isn't," her husband admitted seriously.
"That's always been the trouble with Julia; she
never could bear to seem disappointing; and so, of
course, I suppose every one of 'em has a special idea
that he's really about the top of the list with her."</p>
<p>"Every last one of 'em is positive of it," said Mrs.
Atwater. "That was Julia's way with 'em!"</p>
<p>"Yes, Julia's always been much too kind-hearted
for other people's good." Thus Mr. Atwater summed
up Julia; and he was her brother. Additionally,
since he was the older, he had known her since
her birth.</p>
<p>"If you ask <i>me</i>," said his wife, "I'll really be surprised
if it all goes through without a suicide."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_283" id="Page_283"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh, not quite suicide, perhaps," Mr. Atwater
protested. "I'm glad it's a fairly dry town though."</p>
<p>She failed to fathom his simple meaning. "Why?"</p>
<p>"Well, some of 'em might feel <i>that</i> desperate at
least," he explained. "Prohibition's a safeguard for
the disappointed in love."</p>
<p>This phrase and a previous one stirred Florence,
who had been sitting quietly, according to request,
and "resting", but not resting her curiosity. "<i>Who's</i>
disappointed in love, papa?" she inquired with an
explosive eagerness that slightly startled her preoccupied
parents. "What <i>is</i> all this about Aunt
Julia, and grandpa goin' to live alone, and people
committing suicide and prohibition and everything?
What <i>is</i> all this, mamma?"</p>
<p>"Nothing, Florence."</p>
<p>"Nothing! That's what you always say about the
very most inter'sting things that happen in the whole
family! What <i>is</i> all this, papa?"</p>
<p>"It's nothing that would be interesting to little
girls, Florence. Merely some family matters."</p>
<p>"My goodness!" Florence exclaimed. "I'm not a
'little girl' any more, papa! You're <i>always</i> forgetting
my age! And if it's a family matter I belong to the
family, I guess, about as much as anybody else, don't<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_284" id="Page_284"></SPAN></span>
I? Grandpa himself isn't any <i>more</i> one of the family
than I am, I don't care <i>how</i> old he is!"</p>
<p>This was undeniable, and her father laughed.
"It's really nothing you'd care about one way or the
other," he said.</p>
<p>"Well, I'd care about it if it's a secret," Florence
insisted. "If it's a secret I'd want to know it, whatever
it's about."</p>
<p>"Oh, it isn't a secret, particularly, I suppose. At
least, it's not to be made public for a time; it's only
to be known in the family."</p>
<p>"Well, didn't I just <i>prove</i> I'm as much one o' the
family as——"</p>
<p>"Never mind," her father said soothingly. "I
don't suppose there's any harm in your knowing it—if
you won't go telling everybody. Your Aunt Julia
has just written us that she's engaged."</p>
<p>Mrs. Atwater uttered an exclamation, but she was
too late to check him.</p>
<p>"I'm afraid you oughtn't to have told Florence.
She <i>isn't</i> just the most discreet——"</p>
<p>"Pshaw!" he laughed. "She certainly is 'one of
the family', however, and Julia wrote that all of the
family might be told. You'll not speak of it outside
the family, will you, Florence?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_285" id="Page_285"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>But Florence was not yet able to speak of it, even
inside the family; so surprising, sometimes, are
parents' theories of what will not interest their
children. She sat staring, her mouth open, and
in the uncertain illumination of the room these
symptoms of her emotional condition went unobserved.</p>
<p>"I say, you won't speak of Julia's engagement
outside the family, will you, Florence?"</p>
<p>"Papa!" she gasped. "Did Aunt Julia write
she was <i>engaged</i>?"</p>
<p>"Yes."</p>
<p>"To get <i>married</i>?"</p>
<p>"It would seem so."</p>
<p>"To <i>who</i>?"</p>
<p>"'To whom,' Florence," her mother suggested
primly.</p>
<p>"Mamma!" the daughter cried. "Who's Aunt
Julia engaged to get married to? Noble Dill?"</p>
<p>"Good gracious, <i>no</i>!" Mrs. Atwater exclaimed.
"What an absurd idea! It's to a young man in the
place she's visiting—a stranger to all of us. Julia
only met him a few weeks ago." Here she forgot
Florence, and turned again to her husband, wearing
her former expression of experienced foreboding.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_286" id="Page_286"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"It's just as I said. It's exactly like Julia to do such
a reckless thing!"</p>
<p>"But as we don't know anything at all about the
young man," he remonstrated, "how do you know
it's reckless?"</p>
<p>"How do you know he's young?" Mrs. Atwater
retorted crisply. "All in the world she said about
him was that he's a lawyer. He may be a widower,
for all we know, or divorced, with seven or eight
children."</p>
<p>"Oh, no, Mollie!"</p>
<p>"Why, he <i>might</i>!" she insisted. "For all we know,
he may be a widower for the third or fourth <i>time</i>, or
divorced, with any <i>number</i> of children! If such a
person proposed to Julia, you know yourself she'd
hate to be disappointing!"</p>
<p>Her husband laughed. "I don't think she'd go
so far as to actually accept 'such a person' and write
home to announce her engagement to the family. I
suppose most of her swains here have been in the
habit of proposing to her just as frequently as she was
unable to prevent them from going that far; and while
I don't think she's been as discouraging with them
as she might have been, she's never really accepted
any of 'em. She's never been engaged before."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_287" id="Page_287"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"No," Mrs. Atwater admitted. "Not to this
extent! She's never quite announced it to the family
before, that is."</p>
<p>"Yes; I'd hate to have Julia's job when she comes
back!" Julia's brother admitted ruefully.</p>
<p>"What job?"</p>
<p>"Breaking it to her admirers."</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>she</i> isn't going to do that!"</p>
<p>"She'll have to, now," he said. "She'll either
have to write the news to 'em, or else tell 'em, face
to face, when she comes home."</p>
<p>"She won't do either."</p>
<p>"Why, how could she get out of it?"</p>
<p>His wife smiled pityingly. "She hasn't set a time
for coming home, has she? Don't you know enough
of Julia's ways to see she'll never in the world stand
up to the music? She writes that all the family
can be told, because she knows the news will leak
out, here and there, in confidence, little by little,
so by the time she gets home they'll all have been
through their first spasms, and after that she hopes
they'll just send her some forgiving flowers and greet
her with manly hand-clasps—and get ready to usher
at the wedding!"</p>
<p>"Well," said Mr. Atwater, "I'm afraid you're<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_288" id="Page_288"></SPAN></span>
right. It does seem rather like Julia to stay away till
the first of the worst is over. I'm really sorry for
some of 'em. I suppose it <i>will</i> get whispered about,
and they'll hear it; and there are some of the poor
things that might take it pretty hard."</p>
<p>"'Take it pretty hard!'" his wife echoed loudly.
"There's <i>one</i> of 'em, at least, who'll just merely lose
his reason!"</p>
<p>"Which one?"</p>
<p>"Noble Dill."</p>
<p>At this, the slender form of Florence underwent a
spasmodic seizure in her chair, but as the fit was
short and also noiseless, it passed without being
noticed.</p>
<p>"Yes," said Mr. Atwater thoughtfully. "I suppose
he will."</p>
<p>"He certainly will!" Mrs. Atwater declared.
"Noble's mother told me last week that he'd got
so he was just as liable to drop a fountain-pen in his
coffee as a lump of sugar; and when any one speaks
to him he either doesn't know it, or else jumps.
When he says anything, himself, she says they can
scarcely ever make out what he's talking about. He
was trying enough before Julia went away; but
since she's been gone Mrs. Dill says he's like nothing<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_289" id="Page_289"></SPAN></span>
in her experience. She says he doesn't inherit it; Mr.
Dill wasn't anything like this about her."</p>
<p>Mr. Atwater smiled faintly. "Mrs. Dill wasn't
anything like Julia."</p>
<p>"No," said his wife. "She was quite a sensible
girl. I'd hate to be in her place now, though, when
she tells Noble about <i>this</i>."</p>
<p>"How can Mrs. Dill tell him, since she doesn't
know it herself?"</p>
<p>"Well—perhaps she ought to know it, so that she
<i>could</i> tell him. <i>Somebody</i> ought to tell him, and it
ought to be done with the greatest tact. It ought to
be broken to him with the most delicate care and
sympathy, or the consequences——"</p>
<p>"Nobody could foretell the consequences," her
husband interrupted:—"no matter how tactfully
it's broken to Noble."</p>
<p>"No," she said, "I suppose that's true. I think
the poor thing's likely to lose his reason unless it <i>is</i>
done tactfully, though."</p>
<p>"Do you think we really ought to tell Mrs. Dill,
Mollie? I mean, seriously: Do you?"</p>
<p>For some moments she considered his question,
then replied, "No. It's possible we'd be following a
Christian course in doing it; but still we're rather<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_290" id="Page_290"></SPAN></span>
bound not to speak of it outside the family, and when
it does get outside the family I think we'd better not
be the ones responsible—especially since it might
easily be traced to us. I think it's usually better to
keep out of things when there's any doubt."</p>
<p>"Yes," he said, meditating. "I never knew any
harm to come of people's sticking to their own
affairs."</p>
<p>But as he and his wife became silent for a time,
musing in the firelight, their daughter's special convictions
were far from coinciding with theirs, although
she, likewise, was silent—a singularity they
should have observed. So far were they from a true
comprehension of her, they were unaware that she
had more than a casual, young-cousinly interest in
Julia Atwater's engagement and in those possible
consequences to Noble Dill just sketched with
some intentional exaggeration. They did not even
notice her expression when Mr. Atwater snapped
on the light, in order to read; and she went quietly
out of the library and up the stairs to her own room.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>On the floor, near her bed, where Patty Fairchild
had left her coat and hat, Florence made another
discovery. Two small, folded slips of paper lay<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_291" id="Page_291"></SPAN></span>
there, dropped by Miss Fairchild when she put on
her coat in the darkening room. They were the
replies to Patty's whispered questions in the game
on the steps—the pledged Truth, written by Henry
Rooter and Herbert Atwater on their sacred words
and honours. The infatuated pair had either overestimated
Patty's caution, or else each had thought
she would so prize his little missive that she would
treasure it in a tender safety, perhaps pinned upon
her blouse (at the first opportunity) over her heart.
It is positively safe to say that neither of the two
veracities would ever have been set upon paper had
Herbert and Henry any foreshadowing that Patty
might be careless; and the partners would have been
seized with the utmost horror could they have conceived
the possibility of their trustful messages ever
falling into the hands of the relentless creature who
now, without an instant's honourable hesitation, unfolded
and read them.</p>
<p>"<i>Yes if I got to tell the truth I know I have got pretty
eyes</i>," Herbert had unfortunately written. "I <i>am
glad you think so too Patty because your eyes are
too Herbert Illingsworth Atwater, Jr.</i>"</p>
<p>And Mr. Henry Rooter had likewise ruined himself
in a coincidental manner:<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_292" id="Page_292"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"<i>Well Patty my eyes are pretty but suppose I would
like to trade with yours because you have beautiful eyes
also, sure as my name is Henry Rooter.</i>"</p>
<p>Florence stood close to the pink-shaded electric
drop-light over her small white dressing-table, reading
again and again these pathetically honest little
confidences. Her eyelids were withdrawn to an unprecedented
retirement, so remarkably she stared;
while her mouth seemed to prepare itself for the
attempted reception of a bulk beyond its capacity.
And these plastic tokens, so immoderate as to be
ordinarily the consequence of nothing short of
horror, were overlaid by others, subtler and more
gleaming, which wrought the true significance of
the contortion—a joy that was dumfounding.</p>
<p>Her thoughts were first of Fortune's kindness in
selecting her for a favour so miraculously dovetailing
into the precise need of her life; then she considered
Henry and Herbert, each at this hour probably
brushing his hair in preparation for the Sunday
evening meal, and both touchingly unconscious of
the calamity now befalling them; but what eventually
engrossed her mind was a thought about
Wallie Torbin.</p>
<p>This Master Torbin, fourteen years of age, was in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_293" id="Page_293"></SPAN></span>
all the town the boy most dreaded by his fellow-boys,
and also by girls, including many of both sexes who
knew him only by sight—and hearing. He had no
physical endowment or attainment worth mention;
but boys who could "whip him with one hand"
became sycophants in his presence; the terror he
inspired was moral. He had a special over-development
of a faculty exercised clumsily enough by most
human beings, especially in their youth; in other
words, he had a genius—not, however, a genius
having to do with anything generally recognized as
art or science. True, if he had been a violinist
prodigy or mathematical prodigy, he would have had
some respect from his fellows—about equal to that
he might have received if he were gifted with some
pleasant deformity, such as six toes on a foot—but
he would never have enjoyed such deadly prestige
as had actually come to be his. In brief, then,
Wallie Torbin had a genius for mockery.</p>
<p>Almost from his babyhood he had been a child of
one purpose: to increase by burlesques the sufferings
of unfortunate friends. If one of them wept, Wallie
incessantly pursued him, yelping in horrid mimicry;
if one were chastised he could not appear out-of-doors
for days except to encounter Wallie and a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_294" id="Page_294"></SPAN></span>
complete rehearsal of the recent agony. "Quit,
Papa! <i>Pah</i>-puh, quee-yet! I'll <i>never</i> do it again,
Pah-puh! Oh, <i>lemme</i> alone, Pah-<i>puh</i>!"</p>
<p>As he grew older, his insatiate curiosity enabled
him to expose unnumbered weaknesses, indiscretions,
and social misfortunes on the part of acquaintances
and schoolmates; and to every exposure his noise
and energy gave a hideous publicity: the more his
victim sought privacy the more persistently he was
followed by Wallie, vociferous and attended by
hilarious spectators. But above all other things,
what most stimulated the demoniac boy to prodigies
of satire was a tender episode or any symptom connected
with the dawn of love. Florence herself had
suffered at intervals throughout her eleventh summer
because Wallie discovered that Georgie Beck
had sent her a valentine; and the humorist's many,
many squealings of that valentine's affectionate
quatrain finally left her unable to decide which she
hated the more, Wallie or Georgie. That was the
worst of Wallie: he never "let up"; and in Florence's
circle there was no more sobering threat than, "I'll
tell Wallie Torbin!" As for Henry Rooter and Herbert
Illingsworth Atwater, Jr., they would as soon
have had a Head-hunter on their trail as Wallie<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_295" id="Page_295"></SPAN></span>
Torbin in the possession of anything that could incriminate
them in an implication of love—or an
acknowledgment (in their own handwriting!) of their
own beauty.</p>
<p>The fabric of civilized life is interwoven with
blackmail: even some of the noblest people do favours
for other people who are depended upon not to tell
somebody something that the noblest people have
done. Blackmail is born into us all, and our nurses
teach us more blackmail by threatening to tell our
parents if we won't do this and that—and our parents
threaten to tell the doctor—and so we learn! Blackmail
is part of the daily life of a child. Displeased, his
first resort to get his way with other children is a threat
to "tell," but by-and-by his experience discovers
the mutual benefit of honour among blackmailers.
Therefore, at eight it is no longer the ticket to
threaten to tell the teacher; and, a little later, threatening
to tell any adult at all is considered something
of a breakdown in morals. Notoriously, the code is
more liable to infraction by people of the physically
weaker sex, for the very reason, of course, that their
inferiority of muscle so frequently compels such
a sin, if they are to have their way. But for Florence
there was now no such temptation. Looking to the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_296" id="Page_296"></SPAN></span>
demolition of Atwater & Rooter, an exposure before
adults of the results of "Truth" would have been an
effect of the sickliest pallor compared to what might
be accomplished by a careful use of the catastrophic
Wallie Torbin.</p>
<hr style='width: 45%;' />
<p>On Sunday evening it was her privileged custom to
go to the house of fat old Great-Uncle Joseph and
remain until nine o'clock, in chatty companionship
with Uncle Joseph and Aunt Carrie, his wife, and a
few other relatives (including Herbert) who were in
the habit of dropping in there, on Sunday evenings.
In summer, lemonade and cake were frequently
provided; in the autumn, one still found cake, and
perhaps a pitcher of clear new cider: apples were a
certainty.</p>
<p>This evening was glorious: there were apples and
cider and cake, with walnuts, perfectly cracked, and
a large open-hearted box of candy; for Uncle Joseph
and Aunt Carrie had foreseen the coming of several
more Atwaters than usual, to talk over the new
affairs of their beautiful relative, Julia. Seldom
have any relative's new affairs been more thoroughly
talked over than were Julia's that evening; though
all the time by means of symbols, since it was<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_297" id="Page_297"></SPAN></span>
thought wiser that Herbert and Florence should not
yet be told of Julia's engagement; and Florence's
parents were not present to confess their indiscretion.
Julia was referred to as "the traveller"; other makeshifts
were employed with the most knowing caution,
and all the while Florence merely ate inscrutably.
The more sincere Herbert was placid; the foods absorbing
his attention.</p>
<p>"Well, all I say is, the traveller better enjoy herself
on her travels," said Aunt Fanny, finally, as the
subject appeared to be wearing toward exhaustion.
"She certainly is in for it when the voyaging is over
and she arrives in the port she sailed from, and has to
show her papers. I agree with the rest of you:
she'll have a great deal to answer for, and most of all
about the shortest one. My own opinion is that the
shortest one is going to burst like a balloon."</p>
<p>"The shortest one," as the demure Florence had
understood from the first, was none other than her
Very Ideal. Now she looked up from the stool
where she sat with her back against a pilaster of the
mantelpiece. "Uncle Joseph," she said;—"I was
just thinking. What is a person's reason?"</p>
<p>The fat gentleman, rosy with firelight and cider,
finished his fifth glass before responding. "Well,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_298" id="Page_298"></SPAN></span>
there <i>are</i> persons I never could find any reason for at
all. 'A person's reason'? What do you mean, 'a
person's reason,' Florence?"</p>
<p>"I mean: like when somebody says, 'They'll lose
their reason,'" she explained. "Has everybody
got a reason, and if they have, what is it, and how do
they lose it, and what would they do then?"</p>
<p>"Oh! I see!" he said. "You needn't worry. I
suppose since you heard it you've been hunting all
over yourself for your reason and looking to see if
there was one hanging out of anybody else, somewhere.
No; it's something you can't see, ordinarily,
Florence. Losing your reason is just another way
of saying, 'going crazy'!"</p>
<p>"Oh!" she murmured, and appeared to be disturbed.</p>
<p>At this, Herbert thought proper to offer a witticism
for the pleasure of the company.</p>
<p>"<i>You</i> know, Florence," he said, "it only means acting
like <i>you</i> most always do." He applauded himself
with a burst of changing laughter ranging from a bullfrog
croak to a collapsing soprano; then he added:
"Espeshually when you come around my and Henry's
Newspaper Building! You cert'nly 'lose your
reason' every time you come around <i>that</i> ole place!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_299" id="Page_299"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Well, course I haf to act like the people that's
already there," Florence retorted, not sharply, but
in a musing tone that should have warned him. It
was not her wont to use a quiet voice for repartee.
Thinking her humble, he laughed the more raucously.</p>
<p>"Oh, Florence!" he besought her. "Say not so!
Say not so!"</p>
<p>"Children, children!" Uncle Joseph remonstrated.</p>
<p>Herbert changed his tone; he became seriously
plaintive. "Well, she does act that way, Uncle
Joseph! When she comes around there you'd think
we were runnin' a lunatic asylum, the way she takes
on. She hollers and bellers and squalls and squawks.
The least little teeny thing she don't like about
the way we run our paper, she comes flappin' over
there and goes to screechin' around you could hear
her out at the Poor House Farm!"</p>
<p>"Now, now, Herbert," his Aunt Fanny interposed.
"Poor little Florence isn't saying anything impolite
to you—not right now, at any rate. Why don't
you be a little sweet to her just for once?"</p>
<p>Her unfortunate expression revolted all the manliness
in Herbert's bosom. "Be a little <i>sweet</i> to her?"
he echoed with poignant incredulity, and then in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_300" id="Page_300"></SPAN></span>
candour made plain how poorly Aunt Fanny inspired
him. "I just exackly as soon be a little sweet to an
alligator," he said.</p>
<p>"Oh, oh!" said Aunt Carrie.</p>
<p>"I would!" Herbert insisted. "Or a mosquito.
I'd rather, to <i>either</i> of 'em, 'cause anyway they don't
make so much noise. Why, you just ought to <i>hear</i>
her," he went on, growing more and more severe.
"You ought to just come around our Newspaper
Building any afternoon you please, after school, when
Henry and I are tryin' to do our work in anyway
<i>some</i> peace. Why, she just squawks and squalls
and squ——"</p>
<p>"It must be terrible," Uncle Joseph interrupted.
"What do you do all that for, Florence, every afternoon?"</p>
<p>"Just for exercise," she answered dreamily; and her
placidity the more exasperated her journalist cousin.</p>
<p>"She does it because she thinks <i>she</i> ought to be
runnin' our own newspaper, my and Henry's; that's
why she does it! She thinks she knows more about
how to run newspapers than anybody alive; but
there's one thing she's goin' to find out; and that is,
she don't get anything <i>more</i> to do with my and
Henry's newspaper. We wouldn't have another single<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_301" id="Page_301"></SPAN></span>
one of her ole poems in it, no matter how much she
offered to pay us! Uncle Joseph, I think you ought
to <i>tell</i> her she's got no business around my and
Henry's Newspaper Building."</p>
<p>"But, Herbert," Aunt Fanny suggested;—"you
might let Florence have a little share in it of some
sort. Then everything would be all right."</p>
<p>"It would?" he said. "It <i>woo</i>-wud? Oh, my
goodness, Aunt Fanny, I guess you'd like to see our
newspaper just utterably ruined! Why, we wouldn't
let that girl have any more to do with it than we
would some horse!"</p>
<p>"Oh, oh!" both Aunt Fanny and Aunt Carrie
exclaimed, shocked.</p>
<p>"We wouldn't," Herbert insisted. "A horse
would know any amount more how to run a newspaper
than she does. Soon as we got our printing-press,
we said right then that we made up our minds
Florence Atwater wasn't ever goin' to have a single
thing to do with our newspaper. If you let her have
anything to do with anything she wants to run the
whole thing. But she might just as well learn to
stay away from our Newspaper Building, because
after we got her out yesterday we fixed a way so's
she'll never get in <i>there</i> again!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_302" id="Page_302"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Florence looked at him demurely. "Are you sure,
Herbert?" she inquired.</p>
<p>"Just you try it!" he advised her, and he laughed
tauntingly. "Just come around to-morrow and
try it; that's all I ask!"</p>
<p>"I cert'nly intend to," she responded with dignity.
"I may have a slight supprise for you."</p>
<p>"Oh, <i>Florence</i>, say not so! Say not so, Florence!
Say not so!"</p>
<p>At this, she looked full upon him, and already she
had something in the nature of a surprise for him;
for so powerful was the still balefulness of her glance
that he was slightly startled. "I might say not
so," she said. "I might, if I was speaking of what
pretty eyes you say yourself you know you have,
Herbert."</p>
<p>It staggered him. "What—what do you mean?"</p>
<p>"Oh, nothin'," she replied airily.</p>
<p>Herbert began to be mistrustful of the solid earth:
somewhere there was a fearful threat to his equipoise.
"What you talkin' about?" he said with an effort
to speak scornfully; but his sensitive voice almost
failed him.</p>
<p>"Oh, nothin'," said Florence. "Just about what
pretty eyes you know you have, and Patty's being<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_303" id="Page_303"></SPAN></span>
pretty, too, and so you're glad she thinks yours are
pretty, the way <i>you</i> do—and everything!"</p>
<p>Herbert visibly gulped. He believed that Patty
had betrayed him; had betrayed the sworn confidence
of "Truth!"</p>
<p>"That's all I was talkin' about," Florence added.
"Just about how you knew you had such pretty eyes.
Say not so, Herbert! Say not so!"</p>
<p>"Look here!" he said. "When'd you see Patty
again between this afternoon and when you came
over here?"</p>
<p>"What makes you think I saw her?"</p>
<p>"Did you telephone her?"</p>
<p>"What makes you think so?"</p>
<p>Once more Herbert gulped. "Well, I guess you're
ready to believe anything anybody tells you," he
said, with palsied bravado. "You don't believe
everything Patty Fairchild says, do you?"</p>
<p>"Why, Herbert! Doesn't she always tell the
<i>truth</i>?"</p>
<p>"Her? Why, half the time," poor Herbert
babbled, "you can't tell whether she's just makin'
up what she says or not. If you've gone and believed
everything that ole girl told you, you haven't
got even what little sense I used to think you had!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_304" id="Page_304"></SPAN></span>
So base we are under strain, sometimes—so base
when our good name is threatened with the truth
of us! "I wouldn't believe anything she said," he
added, in a sickish voice, "if she told me fifty times
and crossed her heart!"</p>
<p>"Wouldn't you if she said you <i>wrote down</i> how
pretty you knew your eyes were, Herbert? Wouldn't
you if it was on paper in your own handwriting?"</p>
<p>"What's this about Herbert having 'pretty eyes'?"
Uncle Joe inquired, again bringing general attention
to the young cousins; and Herbert shuddered.
This fat uncle had an unpleasant reputation as a
joker.</p>
<p>The nephew desperately fell back upon the hopeless
device of attempting to drown out his opponent's
voice as she began to reply. He became
vociferous with scornful laughter, badly cracked.
"Florence got mad!" he shouted, mingling the purported
information with hoots and cacklings. "She
got mad because I and Henry played some games
with Patty and wouldn't let her play! She's tryin'
to make up stories on us to get even. She made it
up! It's all made up! She——"</p>
<p>"No, no," Mr. Atwater interrupted. "Let Florence<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_305" id="Page_305"></SPAN></span>
tell us. Florence, what was it about Herbert's
knowing he had 'pretty eyes'?"</p>
<p>Herbert attempted to continue the drowning out.
He bawled. "She made it <i>up</i>! It's somep'n she
made up her<i>self</i>! She——"</p>
<p>"Herbert," said Uncle Joseph;—"if you don't
keep quiet, I'll take back the printing-press."</p>
<p>Herbert substituted a gulp for the continuation
of his noise.</p>
<p>"Now, Florence," said Uncle Joseph, "tell us what
you were saying about how Herbert knows he has
such 'pretty eyes'."</p>
<p>Then it seemed to Herbert that a miracle befell.
Florence looked up, smiling modestly. "Oh, it
wasn't anything, Uncle Joseph," she said. "I was
Just trying to tease Herbert any way I could think
of."</p>
<p>"Oh, was that all?" A hopeful light faded out of
Uncle Joseph's large and inexpressive face. "I
thought perhaps you'd detected him in some indiscretion."</p>
<p>Florence laughed, "I was just teasin' him. It
wasn't anything, Uncle Joseph."</p>
<p>Hereupon, Herbert resumed a confused breathing.
Dazed, he remained uneasy, profoundly so: and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_306" id="Page_306"></SPAN></span>
gratitude was no part of his emotion. He well
understood that in conflicts such as these Florence
was never susceptible to impulses of compassion;
in fact, if there was warfare between them, experience
had taught him to be wariest when she seemed
kindest. He moved away from her, and went into
another room where his condition was one of increasing
mental discomfort, though he looked over the
pictures in his great-uncle's copy of "Paradise Lost."
These illustrations, by M. Gustave Doré, failed to
aid in reassuring his troubled mind.</p>
<p>When Florence left the house, he impulsively accompanied
her, maintaining a nervous silence as
they walked the short distance between Uncle
Joseph's front gate and her own. There, however, he
spoke.</p>
<p>"Look here! You don't haf to go and believe
everything that ole girl told you, do you?"</p>
<p>"No," said Florence heartily. "I don't haf to."</p>
<p>"Well, look here," he urged, helpless but to repeat.
"You don't haf to believe whatever it was she went
and told you, do you?"</p>
<p>"What was it you think she told me, Herbert?"</p>
<p>"All that guff—you know. Well, whatever it was
you <i>said</i> she told you."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_307" id="Page_307"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I didn't," said Florence. "I didn't say she told
me anything at all."</p>
<p>"Well, she did, didn't she?"</p>
<p>"Why, no," Florence replied, lightly. "She didn't
say anything to <i>me</i>. Only I'm glad to have your
<i>opinion</i> of her, how she's such a story-teller and all—if
I ever want to tell her, and everything!"</p>
<p>But Herbert had greater alarms than this, and the
greater obscured the lesser. "Look here," he said,
"if she didn't tell you, how'd you know it then?"</p>
<p>"How'd I know what?"</p>
<p>"That—that big story about my ever writin' I
knew I had"—he gulped again—"pretty eyes."</p>
<p>"Oh, about <i>that</i>!" Florence said, and swung the
gate shut between them. "Well, I guess it's too
late to tell you to-night, Herbert; but maybe if you
and that nasty little Henry Rooter do every single
thing I tell you to, and do it just <i>exackly</i> like I tell
you from this time on, why maybe—I only say 'maybe'—well,
maybe I'll tell you some day when I feel
like it."</p>
<p>She ran up the path and up the veranda steps,
but paused before opening the front door, and called
back to the waiting Herbert:</p>
<p>"The only person I'd ever <i>think</i> of tellin' about it<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_308" id="Page_308"></SPAN></span>
before I tell you would be a boy I know." She
coughed, and added as by an afterthought, "He'd
just love to know all about it; I know he would. So,
when I tell anybody about it I'll only tell just you
and this other boy."</p>
<p>"What other boy?" Herbert demanded.</p>
<p>And her reply, thrilling through the darkness, left
him demoralized with horror.</p>
<p>"Wallie Torbin!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_309" id="Page_309"></SPAN></span></p>
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