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<h2>IV</h2>
<h3>EXPERIENCE OF AN AMATEUR CLIMBING TO A STEEPLE-TOP</h3>
<div class='cap'>IT came to my knowledge, one bracing day in October,
that "Steeple Bob" had agreed to "do" that
famous Brooklyn Church of the Pilgrims, with its
queer, crooked spire and big brass ball, a landmark
from the river on Columbia Heights.</div>
<p>"It's one of those easy jobs that are the hardest,"
said Merrill. "If you want to see us use the stirrups
come over."</p>
<p>That was exactly what I did want to see, this puzzling
stirrup process which allows a man to lift himself
by his boot-straps, as it were, up the last and narrowest
and most dangerous length of a steeple; so I agreed
to be there.</p>
<p>"If you like, you can go up on the swing yourself!"
said Merrill, with the air of conferring a favor. I expressed
my thanks as I would to a lion-tamer offering
me the hospitality of his cages, then asked how he
meant that easy jobs are the hardest.</p>
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<p>"Why, easy jobs make a man careless, and that gets
him into trouble. Another thing, little old churches
look easy, but they're apt to be treacherous. Now,
this steeple on the Church of the Pilgrims is built of
wood, with loose shingles on it, and a tumble-down iron
lightning-rod, and rickety beams, and shaky ladders,
and—well, you feel all the time as if you were walking<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_31" id="Page_31"></SPAN></span>
on eggs. It's just the kind of a steeple that killed
young Romaine about a month ago."</p>
<p>Of course I asked for the story of young Romaine,
and was told of certain climbers who advertise their
skill by using a steeple-top for acrobatic feats that have
nothing to do with repairing. Upon such Merrill
frowned severely.</p>
<p>"Romaine was a fine athlete," said he, "and a fearless
man, but he went too far. He would stretch out
on his stomach across the top of a steeple, and balance
there without touching hands or knees, and he'd do
all sorts of circus tricks on lightning-rods and weather-vanes
and flagpoles—anything for notoriety. I told
him he'd get killed sure some day, but he laughed at
me. Well, it wasn't a week after I warned him when
he was killed. He climbed an old lightning-rod without
testing it (it was on a little church up at Cold
Spring, New York), and just as he was reaching the
steeple-top, with a whole town watching him, the end
of the rod pulled out, and he swung off with it, ripping
out every dowel, like the buttons off a coat, right down
to the ground—smash. Poor fellow, when I read the
news I left my job at Trinity and took the first train
up to bury him."</p>
<p>This sad story lingered in my mind that night, and
was there still the next afternoon as I drew near
the Church of the Pilgrims to witness the first day's
climbing. Already, at a distance, I knew that the men
were at work from the upbent heads of people on the
street who stared and pointed. And presently I made
out two white figures on the steeple, one swinging about
fifteen feet below the ball, the other standing against
the shingled side without any support that I could see.
Up the old tower (inside) I made my way, and two
ladders beyond the "bell-deck" came upon Walter<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32"></SPAN></span>
Tyghe, "Steeple Bob's" assistant, astride of a stone
saddle on one of the four peaks where the tower ends
and the steeple begins. There was a clear drop of a
hundred feet all around him. He was "tending" the
two men aloft, as witnessed a couple of ropes dangling
by him. It was two jerks to come down and one to
go up. Were he to lose his balance and let go the
hauling-rope, the men on the swing would instantly be
killed, as they had no "lock-blocks" on.</p>
<p>"Come out here," said Walter, "there's plenty of
room," and, thus encouraged, I straddled the peak, and
we sat face to face, as two men might sit on a child's
rocking-horse, while the tower pigeons circled beneath
us, alarmed at this intrusion. Far down on the sidewalk
were little faces of distorted people; far up at the
steeple-top were legs kicking at ropes. And off over
red housetops was the river, and the great towers of
New York spread with silver plumes by the steam jets.</p>
<p>"Now you can see the stirrups working," said Walter,
and, looking up, I saw a figure swing back from
the steeple, an arm shoot out, and a length of rope go
wriggling around the shaft, cast like a lasso. Then the
rope was drawn into a noose, and the noose hauled
tight. The legs kicked, the figure hitched itself up
about a foot, and again the rope was cast (another
rope), and a second noose still higher made secure.
That is all there is to it. The steeple-climber stands
in a stirrup held by one noose while he lassoes the
shaft above him with another noose, supporting another
stirrup on which he presently stands. And so, foot
by foot, the climber rises, shifting noose and stirrup
at each change, resting now on one, now on the other,
and finally reaching the cross, or ball, or weather-vane
at the very top.</p>
<p>"That's Joe Lawlor chuckin' the rope," explained<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33"></SPAN></span>
Walter; "Merrill, he's on the swing. Say, Lawlor's
a wonder at rigging. He can do anything with ropes.
He's the feller that climbs up the front of a house with
suckers on his feet."</p>
<p>Of this fact I took note, and then inquired if I
couldn't get up further inside the steeple, so as to be
nearer the men. Walter said I could climb ladders up to
where they had punched a hole through for the rope to
hold the block and falls, and I tried it. Alas! when I
got there, after breathing dust and squeezing between
beams, I found that I could see nothing. I was almost
at the steeple-top, and could hear Merrill, through the
wooden shell, humming a tune as he worked, but I was
further away than before.</p>
<p>"Hello in there!" came a voice. "Don't monkey
with that line." And it came to me that this rope,
reaching down by me from yonder little hole (the one
knocked through), held the block which held the swing
which held the man. And an accident to this rope
would mean instant death. I touched it, and drew my
hand away, as one might touch some animal through
the cage bars, and I felt like saying, "Good little rope!"</p>
<p>It was coming on to dark now, and we all went home
together, over the bridge and up the avenues, talking of
steeples the while. And Lawlor explained the action
of his suckers in climbing walls, which is precisely that
of a boy's sucker in lifting a brick. The big climbing-leathers,
well soaked in oil, are pressed alternately
against the stones, the right leg resting on one while
the left leg presses the other against the wall a step
higher. And so you walk right up the building or
church or flagpole, and the smoother the surface the
easier you go up. In fact, if the surface is rough you
cannot use the suckers at all, as the air gets under and
prevents their holding.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Then the men spoke of various jobs aloft that called
up memories. Merrill told of cleaning the fifteen-foot
Diana statue on the Madison Square Garden tower.
"It's hard getting over her," he said, "because she's
so blamed smooth. I guess I took three quarts of rust
out of her ball-bearings. You know she's a weather-vane,
and turns with the wind." I wondered how
many New-Yorkers who see the Diana every day of
their lives have ever dwelt on the fact that she turns.</p>
<p>Talking of weather-vanes reminded my friends of
a ticklish job they did on St. Paul's steeple, in New
York, when Merrill, standing under the ball, held Lawlor
on his giant shoulders so that Joe could lift off
the weather-vane on top and ease the shaft where it
had jammed. With Lawlor's weight and the weather-vane's
weight, "Steeple Bob" held four hundred pounds
on his shoulders during those important minutes, and,
it might almost be said, stood on the dizzy edge of nothing
while he did it.</p>
<p>Finally, Lawlor expressed the opinion that there
isn't any meaner job in the business than a chimney.</p>
<p>"A chimney?" said I.</p>
<p>"That's what. I mean one o' them big ones you see
on factories. We have to scrape 'em and paint 'em
just like steeples, and that means climbing up the whole
length inside. The climbing's easy enough on bolts
and braces, but it's something fierce the air you breathe.
Why, I've gone up a two-hundred-and-forty-foot chimney
with a five-foot opening at the bottom, and found
the soot so thick about half-way up—so thick, sir, that
I've been almost stuck in it. Yes, sir, just had to
shove my head into an eight-inch hole and bore through
black stuff, beds of it. And mind, not a hole for air as
big as a pin-head from bottom to top."</p>
<p>After bidding the men good night I reflected, with a<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35"></SPAN></span>
kind of shame, that I had drawn back from daring only
once what they dare every day, what they <i>must</i> dare
for their living. And I reasoned myself into a feeling
that it was my duty under the circumstances to go up
that steeple on the swing, as Merrill had proposed.
Having begun this investigation, I must see it through;
and in this mind I went to the church again the next
day.</p>
<p>I found all hands on the "bell-deck" spreading out
packets of patent gilding for the ball which awaited its
new dress, all sticky from a fresh coat of sizing. Lawlor
remarked that there was better gold in these little
yellow squares than in a wedding-ring. "It's twenty-four
carats fine," said he, "and about as thick as a
cobweb."</p>
<p>As to my going up on the swing there was no difficulty.
Lawlor would go first, and be there to keep me
in good heart, for they say it is not well for a novice to
be at a steeple-top alone. Merrill would see to the
lashings, and Walter would give a hand at the hauling-line.
Thus all conditions favored my ascent; even the
sun smiled, and after taking off coat and hat I was
ready. There we were at the top of the tower, and at
the base of the steeple Lawlor, red-faced and red-shirted,
preparing to ascend; Merrill, pale, as he always
is, but powerful, standing at the ropes; and I, in shirt-sleeves
and bareheaded, watching Walter make a little
harness for my kodak.</p>
<p>After a time Lawlor, having reached the top, called
down something, and Merrill answered. It was my
turn now. I climbed out through a small window and
stood on the ledge, while "Steeple Bob" dropped the
swing noose over my head and proceeded to lash me
fast to seat and ropes.</p>
<p>"That's in case a suicidal impulse should get hold<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36"></SPAN></span>
of you!" he said, smiling, but meaning it. "Now, keep
this rope between your legs, and work your hands up
along it as we lift you. It's anchored to St. Peter."</p>
<p>Then he explained how I was to press my toes against
the steeple side, so as to keep my knees from barking
on the shingles.</p>
<p>"And don't look down at all," he told me. "Just
watch your ropes and take it easy. Are you ready?"</p>
<p>At this moment Walter said something in a low tone,
and Merrill asked me to lend him my knife. I handed
it out, and he stuck it in his pocket. "You don't need
this now," said he, and a moment later the pulley ropes
tightened and my small swing-board lifted under me.
I was rising.</p>
<p>"Shove off there with your toes!" he cried. "Take
short steps. Put your legs wider apart. Wider yet.
You don't have to pull on the rope. Just slide your
hands along. Now you're going!"</p>
<p>I saw nothing but the steeple side in front of me, and
the life-line hanging down like a bell-rope between my
spread legs, and the pulley block creaking by my head,
and the toes of my shoes as I pressed them against the
shingles step by step. It struck me as a ridiculous
thing to be climbing a steeple in patent-leather shoes.
I smiled to think of the odd appearance I must present
from below. And then for the first time I let my eyes
turn into the depths, and caught a glimpse of men on
housetops watching me. I saw Merrill's upturned
face down where the ropes ended. And I saw little
horses wriggling along on the street.</p>
<div class="figright"><SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/illus09.jpg" width-obs="334" height-obs="500" alt="HOW THE STEEPLE-CLIMBER GOES UP A FLAGPOLE." title="" /> <span class="caption">HOW THE STEEPLE-CLIMBER GOES UP A FLAGPOLE.</span></div>
<p>There were three places where the steeple narrowed
into slenderer lengths, and at each one was a sort of
cornice to be scrambled over (and loose nails to be
avoided), and then more careful steering with legs and
toes to keep on one particular face of the steeple and<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_38" id="Page_38"></SPAN></span>
not swing off and come bumping back, a disconcerting
possibility. "Hello!" called Lawlor presently, from
above. "You're doing fine. Come right along."
And before I knew it the swing had stopped. I was
at the top, or as near it as the tackle could take me.
The remaining fifteen feet or so must be made with
stirrups. And there was Lawlor standing in them up
by the ball. There was not a stick of staging to support
him (he had scorned the bother of hauling up
boards for so simple a job), and he was working with
both hands free, each leg standing on its stirrup, and
several hitches of life-line holding him to the shaft top
by his waist.</p>
<p>This steeple-lassoing exploit was one of the things
I certainly would not attempt—would not and could
not.</p>
<p>Strangely enough, as I hung here at rest I felt the
danger more than coming up. It seemed most perilous
to rest my weight on the swing-board, and I
found myself holding my legs drawn up, with muscles
tense, as if that could make me lighter. Gradually I
realized the foolishness of this, and relaxed into greater
comfort, but not entirely. Even veteran steeple-climbers
waste much strength in needless clutching; cannot
free their bodies from this instinctive fear.</p>
<p>I stayed up long enough to take three photographs
(some minutes passed before I could unlash my kodak),
and here I had further proof of subconscious fright,
for I made such blunders with shutter and focus length
as would put the youngest amateur to shame. Two
pictures out of the three were failures, and the third
but an indifferent success. There is one thing to be
said in extenuation, that a steeple is never still, but
always rocking and trembling. When Lawlor changed
his stirrup hitches or moved from side to side the old<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39"></SPAN></span>
beams would groan under us, and the whole structure
rock. "She'd rock more," said Lawlor, "if she was
better built. A good steeple always rocks."</p>
<p>There wasn't much more to say or do up here, and
presently we exchanged jerks on the line for the descent.
And Lawlor cried: "Lower away! Hang on,
now!" And I did over again my humble part of leg-spreading
and toe-steering, with the result that presently
I was down on the "bell-deck" again, receiving
congratulations.</p>
<p>"Here's your knife," said Merrill, after he had unlashed
me.</p>
<p>"What did you take it for?" I asked.</p>
<p>"Oh, men sometimes get a mania to cut the ropes
when they go up the first time. And that isn't good
for their health. I was pretty sure you'd keep your
head, but I wasn't taking any chances."</p>
<p>After this came thanks and warm hand-grips all
around, and then I left these daring men to their
duties, and went down the lower ladders. I am sure
I never appreciated the simple privilege of standing
on a sidewalk as I did, a few minutes later, when I left
the Church of the Pilgrims and came out into the pleasant
autumn sunshine.</p>
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