<p>Pineapple rock, lemon platt, butter scotch. A sugarsticky girl shovelling
scoopfuls of creams for a christian brother. Some school treat. Bad for
their tummies. Lozenge and comfit manufacturer to His Majesty the King.
God. Save. Our. Sitting on his throne sucking red jujubes white.</p>
<p>A sombre Y.M.C.A. young man, watchful among the warm sweet fumes of Graham
Lemon's, placed a throwaway in a hand of Mr Bloom.</p>
<p>Heart to heart talks.</p>
<p>Bloo... Me? No.</p>
<p>Blood of the Lamb.</p>
<p>His slow feet walked him riverward, reading. Are you saved? All are washed
in the blood of the lamb. God wants blood victim. Birth, hymen, martyr,
war, foundation of a building, sacrifice, kidney burntoffering, druids'
altars. Elijah is coming. Dr John Alexander Dowie restorer of the church
in Zion is coming.</p>
<p><i>Is coming! Is coming!! Is coming!!! All heartily welcome.</i> Paying
game. Torry and Alexander last year. Polygamy. His wife will put the
stopper on that. Where was that ad some Birmingham firm the luminous
crucifix. Our Saviour. Wake up in the dead of night and see him on the
wall, hanging. Pepper's ghost idea. Iron nails ran in.</p>
<p>Phosphorus it must be done with. If you leave a bit of codfish for
instance. I could see the bluey silver over it. Night I went down to the
pantry in the kitchen. Don't like all the smells in it waiting to rush
out. What was it she wanted? The Malaga raisins. Thinking of Spain. Before
Rudy was born. The phosphorescence, that bluey greeny. Very good for the
brain.</p>
<p>From Butler's monument house corner he glanced along Bachelor's walk.
Dedalus' daughter there still outside Dillon's auctionrooms. Must be
selling off some old furniture. Knew her eyes at once from the father.
Lobbing about waiting for him. Home always breaks up when the mother goes.
Fifteen children he had. Birth every year almost. That's in their theology
or the priest won't give the poor woman the confession, the absolution.
Increase and multiply. Did you ever hear such an idea? Eat you out of
house and home. No families themselves to feed. Living on the fat of the
land. Their butteries and larders. I'd like to see them do the black fast
Yom Kippur. Crossbuns. One meal and a collation for fear he'd collapse on
the altar. A housekeeper of one of those fellows if you could pick it out
of her. Never pick it out of her. Like getting l.s.d. out of him. Does
himself well. No guests. All for number one. Watching his water. Bring
your own bread and butter. His reverence: mum's the word.</p>
<p>Good Lord, that poor child's dress is in flitters. Underfed she looks too.
Potatoes and marge, marge and potatoes. It's after they feel it. Proof of
the pudding. Undermines the constitution.</p>
<p>As he set foot on O'Connell bridge a puffball of smoke plumed up from the
parapet. Brewery barge with export stout. England. Sea air sours it, I
heard. Be interesting some day get a pass through Hancock to see the
brewery. Regular world in itself. Vats of porter wonderful. Rats get in
too. Drink themselves bloated as big as a collie floating. Dead drunk on
the porter. Drink till they puke again like christians. Imagine drinking
that! Rats: vats. Well, of course, if we knew all the things.</p>
<p>Looking down he saw flapping strongly, wheeling between the gaunt
quaywalls, gulls. Rough weather outside. If I threw myself down? Reuben
J's son must have swallowed a good bellyful of that sewage. One and
eightpence too much. Hhhhm. It's the droll way he comes out with the
things. Knows how to tell a story too.</p>
<p>They wheeled lower. Looking for grub. Wait.</p>
<p>He threw down among them a crumpled paper ball. Elijah thirtytwo feet per
sec is com. Not a bit. The ball bobbed unheeded on the wake of swells,
floated under by the bridgepiers. Not such damn fools. Also the day I
threw that stale cake out of the Erin's King picked it up in the wake
fifty yards astern. Live by their wits. They wheeled, flapping.</p>
<p><i>The hungry famished gull<br/>
Flaps o'er the waters dull.</i><br/></p>
<p>That is how poets write, the similar sounds. But then Shakespeare has no
rhymes: blank verse. The flow of the language it is. The thoughts. Solemn.</p>
<p><i>Hamlet, I am thy father's spirit<br/>
Doomed for a certain time to walk the earth.</i><br/>
—Two apples a penny! Two for a penny!<br/></p>
<p>His gaze passed over the glazed apples serried on her stand. Australians
they must be this time of year. Shiny peels: polishes them up with a rag
or a handkerchief.</p>
<p>Wait. Those poor birds.</p>
<p>He halted again and bought from the old applewoman two Banbury cakes for a
penny and broke the brittle paste and threw its fragments down into the
Liffey. See that? The gulls swooped silently, two, then all from their
heights, pouncing on prey. Gone. Every morsel.</p>
<p>Aware of their greed and cunning he shook the powdery crumb from his
hands. They never expected that. Manna. Live on fish, fishy flesh they
have, all seabirds, gulls, seagoose. Swans from Anna Liffey swim down here
sometimes to preen themselves. No accounting for tastes. Wonder what kind
is swanmeat. Robinson Crusoe had to live on them.</p>
<p>They wheeled flapping weakly. I'm not going to throw any more. Penny quite
enough. Lot of thanks I get. Not even a caw. They spread foot and mouth
disease too. If you cram a turkey say on chestnutmeal it tastes like that.
Eat pig like pig. But then why is it that saltwater fish are not salty?
How is that?</p>
<p>His eyes sought answer from the river and saw a rowboat rock at anchor on
the treacly swells lazily its plastered board.</p>
<p><i>Kino's</i> 11/- <i>Trousers</i></p>
<p>Good idea that. Wonder if he pays rent to the corporation. How can you own
water really? It's always flowing in a stream, never the same, which in
the stream of life we trace. Because life is a stream. All kinds of places
are good for ads. That quack doctor for the clap used to be stuck up in
all the greenhouses. Never see it now. Strictly confidential. Dr Hy
Franks. Didn't cost him a red like Maginni the dancing master self
advertisement. Got fellows to stick them up or stick them up himself for
that matter on the q. t. running in to loosen a button. Flybynight. Just
the place too. POST NO BILLS. POST 110 PILLS. Some chap with a dose
burning him.</p>
<p>If he...?</p>
<p>O!</p>
<p>Eh?</p>
<p>No... No.</p>
<p>No, no. I don't believe it. He wouldn't surely?</p>
<p>No, no.</p>
<p>Mr Bloom moved forward, raising his troubled eyes. Think no more about
that. After one. Timeball on the ballastoffice is down. Dunsink time.
Fascinating little book that is of sir Robert Ball's. Parallax. I never
exactly understood. There's a priest. Could ask him. Par it's Greek:
parallel, parallax. Met him pike hoses she called it till I told her about
the transmigration. O rocks!</p>
<p>Mr Bloom smiled O rocks at two windows of the ballastoffice. She's right
after all. Only big words for ordinary things on account of the sound.
She's not exactly witty. Can be rude too. Blurt out what I was thinking.
Still, I don't know. She used to say Ben Dollard had a base barreltone
voice. He has legs like barrels and you'd think he was singing into a
barrel. Now, isn't that wit. They used to call him big Ben. Not half as
witty as calling him base barreltone. Appetite like an albatross. Get
outside of a baron of beef. Powerful man he was at stowing away number one
Bass. Barrel of Bass. See? It all works out.</p>
<p>A procession of whitesmocked sandwichmen marched slowly towards him along
the gutter, scarlet sashes across their boards. Bargains. Like that priest
they are this morning: we have sinned: we have suffered. He read the
scarlet letters on their five tall white hats: H. E. L. Y. S. Wisdom
Hely's. Y lagging behind drew a chunk of bread from under his foreboard,
crammed it into his mouth and munched as he walked. Our staple food. Three
bob a day, walking along the gutters, street after street. Just keep skin
and bone together, bread and skilly. They are not Boyl: no, M Glade's men.
Doesn't bring in any business either. I suggested to him about a
transparent showcart with two smart girls sitting inside writing letters,
copybooks, envelopes, blottingpaper. I bet that would have caught on.
Smart girls writing something catch the eye at once. Everyone dying to
know what she's writing. Get twenty of them round you if you stare at
nothing. Have a finger in the pie. Women too. Curiosity. Pillar of salt.
Wouldn't have it of course because he didn't think of it himself first. Or
the inkbottle I suggested with a false stain of black celluloid. His ideas
for ads like Plumtree's potted under the obituaries, cold meat department.
You can't lick 'em. What? Our envelopes. Hello, Jones, where are you
going? Can't stop, Robinson, I am hastening to purchase the only reliable
inkeraser <i>Kansell,</i> sold by Hely's Ltd, 85 Dame street. Well out of
that ruck I am. Devil of a job it was collecting accounts of those
convents. Tranquilla convent. That was a nice nun there, really sweet
face. Wimple suited her small head. Sister? Sister? I am sure she was
crossed in love by her eyes. Very hard to bargain with that sort of a
woman. I disturbed her at her devotions that morning. But glad to
communicate with the outside world. Our great day, she said. Feast of Our
Lady of Mount Carmel. Sweet name too: caramel. She knew I, I think she
knew by the way she. If she had married she would have changed. I suppose
they really were short of money. Fried everything in the best butter all
the same. No lard for them. My heart's broke eating dripping. They like
buttering themselves in and out. Molly tasting it, her veil up. Sister?
Pat Claffey, the pawnbroker's daughter. It was a nun they say invented
barbed wire.</p>
<p>He crossed Westmoreland street when apostrophe S had plodded by. Rover
cycleshop. Those races are on today. How long ago is that? Year Phil
Gilligan died. We were in Lombard street west. Wait: was in Thom's. Got
the job in Wisdom Hely's year we married. Six years. Ten years ago:
ninetyfour he died yes that's right the big fire at Arnott's. Val Dillon
was lord mayor. The Glencree dinner. Alderman Robert O'Reilly emptying the
port into his soup before the flag fell. Bobbob lapping it for the inner
alderman. Couldn't hear what the band played. For what we have already
received may the Lord make us. Milly was a kiddy then. Molly had that
elephantgrey dress with the braided frogs. Mantailored with selfcovered
buttons. She didn't like it because I sprained my ankle first day she wore
choir picnic at the Sugarloaf. As if that. Old Goodwin's tall hat done up
with some sticky stuff. Flies' picnic too. Never put a dress on her back
like it. Fitted her like a glove, shoulders and hips. Just beginning to
plump it out well. Rabbitpie we had that day. People looking after her.</p>
<p>Happy. Happier then. Snug little room that was with the red wallpaper.
Dockrell's, one and ninepence a dozen. Milly's tubbing night. American
soap I bought: elderflower. Cosy smell of her bathwater. Funny she looked
soaped all over. Shapely too. Now photography. Poor papa's daguerreotype
atelier he told me of. Hereditary taste.</p>
<p>He walked along the curbstone.</p>
<p>Stream of life. What was the name of that priestylooking chap was always
squinting in when he passed? Weak eyes, woman. Stopped in Citron's saint
Kevin's parade. Pen something. Pendennis? My memory is getting. Pen ...?
Of course it's years ago. Noise of the trams probably. Well, if he
couldn't remember the dayfather's name that he sees every day.</p>
<p>Bartell d'Arcy was the tenor, just coming out then. Seeing her home after
practice. Conceited fellow with his waxedup moustache. Gave her that song
<i>Winds that blow from the south</i>.</p>
<p>Windy night that was I went to fetch her there was that lodge meeting on
about those lottery tickets after Goodwin's concert in the supperroom or
oakroom of the Mansion house. He and I behind. Sheet of her music blew out
of my hand against the High school railings. Lucky it didn't. Thing like
that spoils the effect of a night for her. Professor Goodwin linking her
in front. Shaky on his pins, poor old sot. His farewell concerts.
Positively last appearance on any stage. May be for months and may be for
never. Remember her laughing at the wind, her blizzard collar up. Corner
of Harcourt road remember that gust. Brrfoo! Blew up all her skirts and
her boa nearly smothered old Goodwin. She did get flushed in the wind.
Remember when we got home raking up the fire and frying up those pieces of
lap of mutton for her supper with the Chutney sauce she liked. And the
mulled rum. Could see her in the bedroom from the hearth unclamping the
busk of her stays: white.</p>
<p>Swish and soft flop her stays made on the bed. Always warm from her.
Always liked to let her self out. Sitting there after till near two taking
out her hairpins. Milly tucked up in beddyhouse. Happy. Happy. That was
the night...</p>
<p>—O, Mr Bloom, how do you do?</p>
<p>—O, how do you do, Mrs Breen?</p>
<p>—No use complaining. How is Molly those times? Haven't seen her for
ages.</p>
<p>—In the pink, Mr Bloom said gaily. Milly has a position down in
Mullingar, you know.</p>
<p>—Go away! Isn't that grand for her?</p>
<p>—Yes. In a photographer's there. Getting on like a house on fire.
How are all your charges?</p>
<p>—All on the baker's list, Mrs Breen said.</p>
<p>How many has she? No other in sight.</p>
<p>—You're in black, I see. You have no...</p>
<p>—No, Mr Bloom said. I have just come from a funeral.</p>
<p>Going to crop up all day, I foresee. Who's dead, when and what did he die
of? Turn up like a bad penny.</p>
<p>—O, dear me, Mrs Breen said. I hope it wasn't any near relation.</p>
<p>May as well get her sympathy.</p>
<p>—Dignam, Mr Bloom said. An old friend of mine. He died quite
suddenly, poor fellow. Heart trouble, I believe. Funeral was this morning.</p>
<p><i>Your funeral's tomorrow While you're coming through the rye.
Diddlediddle dumdum Diddlediddle...</i></p>
<p>—Sad to lose the old friends, Mrs Breen's womaneyes said
melancholily.</p>
<p>Now that's quite enough about that. Just: quietly: husband.</p>
<p>—And your lord and master?</p>
<p>Mrs Breen turned up her two large eyes. Hasn't lost them anyhow.</p>
<p>—O, don't be talking! she said. He's a caution to rattlesnakes. He's
in there now with his lawbooks finding out the law of libel. He has me
heartscalded. Wait till I show you.</p>
<p>Hot mockturtle vapour and steam of newbaked jampuffs rolypoly poured out
from Harrison's. The heavy noonreek tickled the top of Mr Bloom's gullet.
Want to make good pastry, butter, best flour, Demerara sugar, or they'd
taste it with the hot tea. Or is it from her? A barefoot arab stood over
the grating, breathing in the fumes. Deaden the gnaw of hunger that way.
Pleasure or pain is it? Penny dinner. Knife and fork chained to the table.</p>
<p>Opening her handbag, chipped leather. Hatpin: ought to have a guard on
those things. Stick it in a chap's eye in the tram. Rummaging. Open.
Money. Please take one. Devils if they lose sixpence. Raise Cain. Husband
barging. Where's the ten shillings I gave you on Monday? Are you feeding
your little brother's family? Soiled handkerchief: medicinebottle.
Pastille that was fell. What is she?...</p>
<p>—There must be a new moon out, she said. He's always bad then. Do
you know what he did last night?</p>
<p>Her hand ceased to rummage. Her eyes fixed themselves on him, wide in
alarm, yet smiling.</p>
<p>—What? Mr Bloom asked.</p>
<p>Let her speak. Look straight in her eyes. I believe you. Trust me.</p>
<p>—Woke me up in the night, she said. Dream he had, a nightmare.</p>
<p>Indiges.</p>
<p>—Said the ace of spades was walking up the stairs.</p>
<p>—The ace of spades! Mr Bloom said.</p>
<p>She took a folded postcard from her handbag.</p>
<p>—Read that, she said. He got it this morning.</p>
<p>—What is it? Mr Bloom asked, taking the card. U.P.?</p>
<p>—U.P.: up, she said. Someone taking a rise out of him. It's a great
shame for them whoever he is.</p>
<p>—Indeed it is, Mr Bloom said.</p>
<p>She took back the card, sighing.</p>
<p>—And now he's going round to Mr Menton's office. He's going to take
an action for ten thousand pounds, he says.</p>
<p>She folded the card into her untidy bag and snapped the catch.</p>
<p>Same blue serge dress she had two years ago, the nap bleaching. Seen its
best days. Wispish hair over her ears. And that dowdy toque: three old
grapes to take the harm out of it. Shabby genteel. She used to be a tasty
dresser. Lines round her mouth. Only a year or so older than Molly.</p>
<p>See the eye that woman gave her, passing. Cruel. The unfair sex.</p>
<p>He looked still at her, holding back behind his look his discontent.
Pungent mockturtle oxtail mulligatawny. I'm hungry too. Flakes of pastry
on the gusset of her dress: daub of sugary flour stuck to her cheek.
Rhubarb tart with liberal fillings, rich fruit interior. Josie Powell that
was. In Luke Doyle's long ago. Dolphin's Barn, the charades. U.P.: up.</p>
<p>Change the subject.</p>
<p>—Do you ever see anything of Mrs Beaufoy? Mr Bloom asked.</p>
<p>—Mina Purefoy? she said.</p>
<p>Philip Beaufoy I was thinking. Playgoers' Club. Matcham often thinks of
the masterstroke. Did I pull the chain? Yes. The last act.</p>
<p>—Yes.</p>
<p>—I just called to ask on the way in is she over it. She's in the
lying-in hospital in Holles street. Dr Horne got her in. She's three days
bad now.</p>
<p>—O, Mr Bloom said. I'm sorry to hear that.</p>
<p>—Yes, Mrs Breen said. And a houseful of kids at home. It's a very
stiff birth, the nurse told me.</p>
<p>—-O, Mr Bloom said.</p>
<p>His heavy pitying gaze absorbed her news. His tongue clacked in
compassion. Dth! Dth!</p>
<p>—I'm sorry to hear that, he said. Poor thing! Three days! That's
terrible for her.</p>
<p>Mrs Breen nodded.</p>
<p>—She was taken bad on the Tuesday...</p>
<p>Mr Bloom touched her funnybone gently, warning her:</p>
<p>—Mind! Let this man pass.</p>
<p>A bony form strode along the curbstone from the river staring with a rapt
gaze into the sunlight through a heavystringed glass. Tight as a
skullpiece a tiny hat gripped his head. From his arm a folded dustcoat, a
stick and an umbrella dangled to his stride.</p>
<p>—Watch him, Mr Bloom said. He always walks outside the lampposts.
Watch!</p>
<p>—Who is he if it's a fair question? Mrs Breen asked. Is he dotty?</p>
<p>—His name is Cashel Boyle O'Connor Fitzmaurice Tisdall Farrell, Mr
Bloom said smiling. Watch!</p>
<p>—He has enough of them, she said. Denis will be like that one of
these days.</p>
<p>She broke off suddenly.</p>
<p>—There he is, she said. I must go after him. Goodbye. Remember me to
Molly, won't you?</p>
<p>—I will, Mr Bloom said.</p>
<p>He watched her dodge through passers towards the shopfronts. Denis Breen
in skimpy frockcoat and blue canvas shoes shuffled out of Harrison's
hugging two heavy tomes to his ribs. Blown in from the bay. Like old
times. He suffered her to overtake him without surprise and thrust his
dull grey beard towards her, his loose jaw wagging as he spoke earnestly.</p>
<p>Meshuggah. Off his chump.</p>
<p>Mr Bloom walked on again easily, seeing ahead of him in sunlight the tight
skullpiece, the dangling stickumbrelladustcoat. Going the two days. Watch
him! Out he goes again. One way of getting on in the world. And that other
old mosey lunatic in those duds. Hard time she must have with him.</p>
<p>U.P.: up. I'll take my oath that's Alf Bergan or Richie Goulding. Wrote it
for a lark in the Scotch house I bet anything. Round to Menton's office.
His oyster eyes staring at the postcard. Be a feast for the gods.</p>
<p>He passed the <i>Irish Times</i>. There might be other answers Iying
there. Like to answer them all. Good system for criminals. Code. At their
lunch now. Clerk with the glasses there doesn't know me. O, leave them
there to simmer. Enough bother wading through fortyfour of them. Wanted,
smart lady typist to aid gentleman in literary work. I called you naughty
darling because I do not like that other world. Please tell me what is the
meaning. Please tell me what perfume does your wife. Tell me who made the
world. The way they spring those questions on you. And the other one
Lizzie Twigg. My literary efforts have had the good fortune to meet with
the approval of the eminent poet A. E. (Mr Geo. Russell). No time to do
her hair drinking sloppy tea with a book of poetry.</p>
<p>Best paper by long chalks for a small ad. Got the provinces now. Cook and
general, exc. cuisine, housemaid kept. Wanted live man for spirit counter.
Resp. girl (R.C.) wishes to hear of post in fruit or pork shop. James
Carlisle made that. Six and a half per cent dividend. Made a big deal on
Coates's shares. Ca' canny. Cunning old Scotch hunks. All the toady news.
Our gracious and popular vicereine. Bought the <i>Irish Field</i> now.
Lady Mountcashel has quite recovered after her confinement and rode out
with the Ward Union staghounds at the enlargement yesterday at Rathoath.
Uneatable fox. Pothunters too. Fear injects juices make it tender enough
for them. Riding astride. Sit her horse like a man. Weightcarrying
huntress. No sidesaddle or pillion for her, not for Joe. First to the meet
and in at the death. Strong as a brood mare some of those horsey women.
Swagger around livery stables. Toss off a glass of brandy neat while you'd
say knife. That one at the Grosvenor this morning. Up with her on the car:
wishswish. Stonewall or fivebarred gate put her mount to it. Think that
pugnosed driver did it out of spite. Who is this she was like? O yes! Mrs
Miriam Dandrade that sold me her old wraps and black underclothes in the
Shelbourne hotel. Divorced Spanish American. Didn't take a feather out of
her my handling them. As if I was her clotheshorse. Saw her in the
viceregal party when Stubbs the park ranger got me in with Whelan of the
<i>Express.</i> Scavenging what the quality left. High tea. Mayonnaise I
poured on the plums thinking it was custard. Her ears ought to have
tingled for a few weeks after. Want to be a bull for her. Born courtesan.
No nursery work for her, thanks.</p>
<p>Poor Mrs Purefoy! Methodist husband. Method in his madness. Saffron bun
and milk and soda lunch in the educational dairy. Y. M. C. A. Eating with
a stopwatch, thirtytwo chews to the minute. And still his muttonchop
whiskers grew. Supposed to be well connected. Theodore's cousin in Dublin
Castle. One tony relative in every family. Hardy annuals he presents her
with. Saw him out at the Three Jolly Topers marching along bareheaded and
his eldest boy carrying one in a marketnet. The squallers. Poor thing!
Then having to give the breast year after year all hours of the night.
Selfish those t.t's are. Dog in the manger. Only one lump of sugar in my
tea, if you please.</p>
<p>He stood at Fleet street crossing. Luncheon interval. A sixpenny at
Rowe's? Must look up that ad in the national library. An eightpenny in the
Burton. Better. On my way.</p>
<p>He walked on past Bolton's Westmoreland house. Tea. Tea. Tea. I forgot to
tap Tom Kernan.</p>
<p>Sss. Dth, dth, dth! Three days imagine groaning on a bed with a vinegared
handkerchief round her forehead, her belly swollen out. Phew! Dreadful
simply! Child's head too big: forceps. Doubled up inside her trying to
butt its way out blindly, groping for the way out. Kill me that would.
Lucky Molly got over hers lightly. They ought to invent something to stop
that. Life with hard labour. Twilight sleep idea: queen Victoria was given
that. Nine she had. A good layer. Old woman that lived in a shoe she had
so many children. Suppose he was consumptive. Time someone thought about
it instead of gassing about the what was it the pensive bosom of the
silver effulgence. Flapdoodle to feed fools on. They could easily have big
establishments whole thing quite painless out of all the taxes give every
child born five quid at compound interest up to twentyone five per cent is
a hundred shillings and five tiresome pounds multiply by twenty decimal
system encourage people to put by money save hundred and ten and a bit
twentyone years want to work it out on paper come to a tidy sum more than
you think.</p>
<p>Not stillborn of course. They are not even registered. Trouble for
nothing.</p>
<p>Funny sight two of them together, their bellies out. Molly and Mrs Moisel.
Mothers' meeting. Phthisis retires for the time being, then returns. How
flat they look all of a sudden after. Peaceful eyes. Weight off their
mind. Old Mrs Thornton was a jolly old soul. All my babies, she said. The
spoon of pap in her mouth before she fed them. O, that's nyumnyum. Got her
hand crushed by old Tom Wall's son. His first bow to the public. Head like
a prize pumpkin. Snuffy Dr Murren. People knocking them up at all hours.
For God' sake, doctor. Wife in her throes. Then keep them waiting months
for their fee. To attendance on your wife. No gratitude in people. Humane
doctors, most of them.</p>
<p>Before the huge high door of the Irish house of parliament a flock of
pigeons flew. Their little frolic after meals. Who will we do it on? I
pick the fellow in black. Here goes. Here's good luck. Must be thrilling
from the air. Apjohn, myself and Owen Goldberg up in the trees near Goose
green playing the monkeys. Mackerel they called me.</p>
<p>A squad of constables debouched from College street, marching in Indian
file. Goosestep. Foodheated faces, sweating helmets, patting their
truncheons. After their feed with a good load of fat soup under their
belts. Policeman's lot is oft a happy one. They split up in groups and
scattered, saluting, towards their beats. Let out to graze. Best moment to
attack one in pudding time. A punch in his dinner. A squad of others,
marching irregularly, rounded Trinity railings making for the station.
Bound for their troughs. Prepare to receive cavalry. Prepare to receive
soup.</p>
<p>He crossed under Tommy Moore's roguish finger. They did right to put him
up over a urinal: meeting of the waters. Ought to be places for women.
Running into cakeshops. Settle my hat straight. <i>There is not in this
wide world a vallee</i>. Great song of Julia Morkan's. Kept her voice up
to the very last. Pupil of Michael Balfe's, wasn't she?</p>
<p>He gazed after the last broad tunic. Nasty customers to tackle. Jack Power
could a tale unfold: father a G man. If a fellow gave them trouble being
lagged they let him have it hot and heavy in the bridewell. Can't blame
them after all with the job they have especially the young hornies. That
horsepoliceman the day Joe Chamberlain was given his degree in Trinity he
got a run for his money. My word he did! His horse's hoofs clattering
after us down Abbey street. Lucky I had the presence of mind to dive into
Manning's or I was souped. He did come a wallop, by George. Must have
cracked his skull on the cobblestones. I oughtn't to have got myself swept
along with those medicals. And the Trinity jibs in their mortarboards.
Looking for trouble. Still I got to know that young Dixon who dressed that
sting for me in the Mater and now he's in Holles street where Mrs Purefoy.
Wheels within wheels. Police whistle in my ears still. All skedaddled. Why
he fixed on me. Give me in charge. Right here it began.</p>
<p>—Up the Boers!</p>
<p>—Three cheers for De Wet!</p>
<p>—We'll hang Joe Chamberlain on a sourapple tree.</p>
<p>Silly billies: mob of young cubs yelling their guts out. Vinegar hill. The
Butter exchange band. Few years' time half of them magistrates and civil
servants. War comes on: into the army helterskelter: same fellows used to.
Whether on the scaffold high.</p>
<p>Never know who you're talking to. Corny Kelleher he has Harvey Duff in his
eye. Like that Peter or Denis or James Carey that blew the gaff on the
invincibles. Member of the corporation too. Egging raw youths on to get in
the know all the time drawing secret service pay from the castle. Drop him
like a hot potato. Why those plainclothes men are always courting slaveys.
Easily twig a man used to uniform. Squarepushing up against a backdoor.
Maul her a bit. Then the next thing on the menu. And who is the gentleman
does be visiting there? Was the young master saying anything? Peeping Tom
through the keyhole. Decoy duck. Hotblooded young student fooling round
her fat arms ironing.</p>
<p>—Are those yours, Mary?</p>
<p>—I don't wear such things... Stop or I'll tell the missus on you.
Out half the night.</p>
<p>—There are great times coming, Mary. Wait till you see.</p>
<p>—Ah, gelong with your great times coming.</p>
<p>Barmaids too. Tobaccoshopgirls.</p>
<p>James Stephens' idea was the best. He knew them. Circles of ten so that a
fellow couldn't round on more than his own ring. Sinn Fein. Back out you
get the knife. Hidden hand. Stay in. The firing squad. Turnkey's daughter
got him out of Richmond, off from Lusk. Putting up in the Buckingham
Palace hotel under their very noses. Garibaldi.</p>
<p>You must have a certain fascination: Parnell. Arthur Griffith is a
squareheaded fellow but he has no go in him for the mob. Or gas about our
lovely land. Gammon and spinach. Dublin Bakery Company's tearoom. Debating
societies. That republicanism is the best form of government. That the
language question should take precedence of the economic question. Have
your daughters inveigling them to your house. Stuff them up with meat and
drink. Michaelmas goose. Here's a good lump of thyme seasoning under the
apron for you. Have another quart of goosegrease before it gets too cold.
Halffed enthusiasts. Penny roll and a walk with the band. No grace for the
carver. The thought that the other chap pays best sauce in the world. Make
themselves thoroughly at home. Show us over those apricots, meaning
peaches. The not far distant day. Homerule sun rising up in the northwest.</p>
<p>His smile faded as he walked, a heavy cloud hiding the sun slowly,
shadowing Trinity's surly front. Trams passed one another, ingoing,
outgoing, clanging. Useless words. Things go on same, day after day:
squads of police marching out, back: trams in, out. Those two loonies
mooching about. Dignam carted off. Mina Purefoy swollen belly on a bed
groaning to have a child tugged out of her. One born every second
somewhere. Other dying every second. Since I fed the birds five minutes.
Three hundred kicked the bucket. Other three hundred born, washing the
blood off, all are washed in the blood of the lamb, bawling maaaaaa.</p>
<p>Cityful passing away, other cityful coming, passing away too: other coming
on, passing on. Houses, lines of houses, streets, miles of pavements,
piledup bricks, stones. Changing hands. This owner, that. Landlord never
dies they say. Other steps into his shoes when he gets his notice to quit.
They buy the place up with gold and still they have all the gold. Swindle
in it somewhere. Piled up in cities, worn away age after age. Pyramids in
sand. Built on bread and onions. Slaves Chinese wall. Babylon. Big stones
left. Round towers. Rest rubble, sprawling suburbs, jerrybuilt. Kerwan's
mushroom houses built of breeze. Shelter, for the night.</p>
<p>No-one is anything.</p>
<p>This is the very worst hour of the day. Vitality. Dull, gloomy: hate this
hour. Feel as if I had been eaten and spewed.</p>
<p>Provost's house. The reverend Dr Salmon: tinned salmon. Well tinned in
there. Like a mortuary chapel. Wouldn't live in it if they paid me. Hope
they have liver and bacon today. Nature abhors a vacuum.</p>
<p>The sun freed itself slowly and lit glints of light among the silverware
opposite in Walter Sexton's window by which John Howard Parnell passed,
unseeing.</p>
<p>There he is: the brother. Image of him. Haunting face. Now that's a
coincidence. Course hundreds of times you think of a person and don't meet
him. Like a man walking in his sleep. No-one knows him. Must be a
corporation meeting today. They say he never put on the city marshal's
uniform since he got the job. Charley Kavanagh used to come out on his
high horse, cocked hat, puffed, powdered and shaved. Look at the woebegone
walk of him. Eaten a bad egg. Poached eyes on ghost. I have a pain. Great
man's brother: his brother's brother. He'd look nice on the city charger.
Drop into the D.B.C. probably for his coffee, play chess there. His
brother used men as pawns. Let them all go to pot. Afraid to pass a remark
on him. Freeze them up with that eye of his. That's the fascination: the
name. All a bit touched. Mad Fanny and his other sister Mrs Dickinson
driving about with scarlet harness. Bolt upright lik surgeon M'Ardle.
Still David Sheehy beat him for south Meath. Apply for the Chiltern
Hundreds and retire into public life. The patriot's banquet. Eating
orangepeels in the park. Simon Dedalus said when they put him in
parliament that Parnell would come back from the grave and lead him out of
the house of commons by the arm.</p>
<p>—Of the twoheaded octopus, one of whose heads is the head upon which
the ends of the world have forgotten to come while the other speaks with a
Scotch accent. The tentacles...</p>
<p>They passed from behind Mr Bloom along the curbstone. Beard and bicycle.
Young woman.</p>
<p>And there he is too. Now that's really a coincidence: second time. Coming
events cast their shadows before. With the approval of the eminent poet,
Mr Geo. Russell. That might be Lizzie Twigg with him. A. E.: what does
that mean? Initials perhaps. Albert Edward, Arthur Edmund, Alphonsus Eb Ed
El Esquire. What was he saying? The ends of the world with a Scotch
accent. Tentacles: octopus. Something occult: symbolism. Holding forth.
She's taking it all in. Not saying a word. To aid gentleman in literary
work.</p>
<p>His eyes followed the high figure in homespun, beard and bicycle, a
listening woman at his side. Coming from the vegetarian. Only weggebobbles
and fruit. Don't eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will
pursue you through all eternity. They say it's healthier. Windandwatery
though. Tried it. Keep you on the run all day. Bad as a bloater. Dreams
all night. Why do they call that thing they gave me nutsteak? Nutarians.
Fruitarians. To give you the idea you are eating rumpsteak. Absurd. Salty
too. They cook in soda. Keep you sitting by the tap all night.</p>
<p>Her stockings are loose over her ankles. I detest that: so tasteless.
Those literary etherial people they are all. Dreamy, cloudy, symbolistic.
Esthetes they are. I wouldn't be surprised if it was that kind of food you
see produces the like waves of the brain the poetical. For example one of
those policemen sweating Irish stew into their shirts you couldn't squeeze
a line of poetry out of him. Don't know what poetry is even. Must be in a
certain mood.</p>
<p><i>The dreamy cloudy gull<br/>
Waves o'er the waters dull.</i><br/></p>
<p>He crossed at Nassau street corner and stood before the window of Yeates
and Son, pricing the fieldglasses. Or will I drop into old Harris's and
have a chat with young Sinclair? Wellmannered fellow. Probably at his
lunch. Must get those old glasses of mine set right. Goerz lenses six
guineas. Germans making their way everywhere. Sell on easy terms to
capture trade. Undercutting. Might chance on a pair in the railway lost
property office. Astonishing the things people leave behind them in trains
and cloakrooms. What do they be thinking about? Women too. Incredible.
Last year travelling to Ennis had to pick up that farmer's daughter's ba
and hand it to her at Limerick junction. Unclaimed money too. There's a
little watch up there on the roof of the bank to test those glasses by.</p>
<p>His lids came down on the lower rims of his irides. Can't see it. If you
imagine it's there you can almost see it. Can't see it.</p>
<p>He faced about and, standing between the awnings, held out his right hand
at arm's length towards the sun. Wanted to try that often. Yes:
completely. The tip of his little finger blotted out the sun's disk. Must
be the focus where the rays cross. If I had black glasses. Interesting.
There was a lot of talk about those sunspots when we were in Lombard
street west. Looking up from the back garden. Terrific explosions they
are. There will be a total eclipse this year: autumn some time.</p>
<p>Now that I come to think of it that ball falls at Greenwich time. It's the
clock is worked by an electric wire from Dunsink. Must go out there some
first Saturday of the month. If I could get an introduction to professor
Joly or learn up something about his family. That would do to: man always
feels complimented. Flattery where least expected. Nobleman proud to be
descended from some king's mistress. His foremother. Lay it on with a
trowel. Cap in hand goes through the land. Not go in and blurt out what
you know you're not to: what's parallax? Show this gentleman the door.</p>
<p>Ah.</p>
<p>His hand fell to his side again.</p>
<p>Never know anything about it. Waste of time. Gasballs spinning about,
crossing each other, passing. Same old dingdong always. Gas: then solid:
then world: then cold: then dead shell drifting around, frozen rock, like
that pineapple rock. The moon. Must be a new moon out, she said. I believe
there is.</p>
<p>He went on by la maison Claire.</p>
<p>Wait. The full moon was the night we were Sunday fortnight exactly there
is a new moon. Walking down by the Tolka. Not bad for a Fairview moon. She
was humming. The young May moon she's beaming, love. He other side of her.
Elbow, arm. He. Glowworm's la-amp is gleaming, love. Touch. Fingers.
Asking. Answer. Yes.</p>
<p>Stop. Stop. If it was it was. Must.</p>
<p>Mr Bloom, quickbreathing, slowlier walking passed Adam court.</p>
<p>With a keep quiet relief his eyes took note this is the street here middle
of the day of Bob Doran's bottle shoulders. On his annual bend, M Coy
said. They drink in order to say or do something or <i>cherchez la femme</i>.
Up in the Coombe with chummies and streetwalkers and then the rest of the
year sober as a judge.</p>
<p>Yes. Thought so. Sloping into the Empire. Gone. Plain soda would do him
good. Where Pat Kinsella had his Harp theatre before Whitbred ran the
Queen's. Broth of a boy. Dion Boucicault business with his harvestmoon
face in a poky bonnet. Three Purty Maids from School. How time flies, eh?
Showing long red pantaloons under his skirts. Drinkers, drinking, laughed
spluttering, their drink against their breath. More power, Pat. Coarse
red: fun for drunkards: guffaw and smoke. Take off that white hat. His
parboiled eyes. Where is he now? Beggar somewhere. The harp that once did
starve us all.</p>
<p>I was happier then. Or was that I? Or am I now I? Twentyeight I was. She
twentythree. When we left Lombard street west something changed. Could
never like it again after Rudy. Can't bring back time. Like holding water
in your hand. Would you go back to then? Just beginning then. Would you?
Are you not happy in your home you poor little naughty boy? Wants to sew
on buttons for me. I must answer. Write it in the library.</p>
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