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<h2> Chapter V </h2>
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SUPPER AT THE BELLE ÉTOILE
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<p>The French army were in a rather savage temper just then. The
English, especially, had but scant courtesy to expect at
their hands. It was plain, however, that the cadaverous
gentleman who had just apostrophized the heraldry of the
Count's carriage, with such mysterious acrimony, had not
intended any of his malevolence for me. He was stung by some
old recollection, and had marched off, seething with fury.</p>
<p>I had received one of those unacknowledged shocks which
startle us, when, fancying ourselves perfectly alone, we
discover on a sudden that our antics have been watched by a
spectator, almost at our elbow. In this case the effect was
enhanced by the extreme repulsiveness of the face, and, I may
add, its proximity, for, as I think, it almost touched mine.
The enigmatical harangue of this person, so full of hatred
and implied denunciation, was still in my ears. Here at all
events was new matter for the industrious fancy of a lover to
work upon.</p>
<p>It was time now to go to the table-d'hôte. Who could
tell what lights the gossip of the supper-table might throw
upon the subject that interested me so powerfully!</p>
<p>I stepped into the room, my eyes searching the little
assembly, about thirty people, for the persons who specially
interested me. It was not easy to induce people, so hurried
and overworked as those of the Belle Étoile just now,
to send meals up to one's private apartments, in the midst of
this unparalleled confusion; and, therefore, many people who
did not like it might find themselves reduced to the
alternative of supping at the table-d'hôte or starving.</p>
<p>The Count was not there, nor his beautiful companion; but the
Marquis d'Harmonville, whom I hardly expected to see in so
public a place, signed, with a significant smile, to a vacant
chair beside himself. I secured it, and he seemed pleased,
and almost immediately entered into conversation with me.</p>
<p>"This is, probably, your first visit to France?" he said.</p>
<p>I told him it was, and he said:</p>
<p>"You must not think me very curious and impertinent; but
Paris is about the most dangerous capital a high-spirited and
generous young gentleman could visit without a Mentor. If you
have not an experienced friend as a companion during your
visit—." He paused.</p>
<p>I told him I was not so provided, but that I had my wits
about me; that I had seen a good deal of life in England, and
that I fancied human nature was pretty much the same in all
parts of the world. The Marquis shook his head, smiling.</p>
<p>"You will find very marked differences, notwithstanding," he
said. "Peculiarities of intellect and peculiarities of
character, undoubtedly, do pervade different nations; and
this results, among the criminal classes, in a style of
villainy no less peculiar. In Paris the class who live by
their wits is three or four times as great as in London; and
they live much better; some of them even splendidly. They are
more ingenious than the London rogues; they have more
animation and invention, and the dramatic faculty, in which
your countrymen are deficient, is everywhere. These
invaluable attributes place them upon a totally different
level. They can affect the manners and enjoy the luxuries of
people of distinction. They live, many of them, by play."</p>
<p>"So do many of our London rogues."</p>
<p>"Yes, but in a totally different way. They are the
<i>habitués</i> of certain gaming-tables,
billiard-rooms, and other places, including your races, where
high play goes on; and by superior knowledge of chances, by
masking their play, by means of confederates, by means of
bribery, and other artifices, varying with the subject of
their imposture, they rob the unwary. But here it is more
elaborately done, and with a really exquisite <i>finesse</i>.
There are people whose manners, style, conversation, are
unexceptionable, living in handsome houses in the best
situations, with everything about them in the most refined
taste, and exquisitely luxurious, who impose even upon the
Parisian bourgeois, who believe them to be, in good faith,
people of rank and fashion, because their habits are
expensive and refined, and their houses are frequented by
foreigners of distinction, and, to a degree, by foolish young
Frenchmen of rank. At all these houses play goes on. The
ostensible host and hostess seldom join in it; they provide
it simply to plunder their guests, by means of their
accomplices, and thus wealthy strangers are inveigled and
robbed."</p>
<p>"But I have heard of a young Englishman, a son of Lord
Rooksbury, who broke two Parisian gaming tables only last
year."</p>
<p>"I see," he said, laughing, "you are come here to do
likewise. I, myself, at about your age, undertook the same
spirited enterprise. I raised no less a sum than five hundred
thousand francs to begin with; I expected to carry all before
me by the simple expedient of going on doubling my stakes. I
had heard of it, and I fancied that the sharpers, who kept
the table, knew nothing of the matter. I found, however, that
they not only knew all about it, but had provided against the
possibility of any such experiments; and I was pulled up
before I had well begun by a rule which forbids the doubling
of an original stake more than four times consecutively."</p>
<p>"And is that rule in force still?" I inquired, chapfallen.</p>
<p>He laughed and shrugged, "Of course it is, my young friend.
People who live by an art always understand it better than an
amateur. I see you had formed the same plan, and no doubt
came provided."</p>
<p>I confessed I had prepared for conquest upon a still grander
scale. I had arrived with a purse of thirty thousand pounds
sterling.</p>
<p>"Any acquaintance of my very dear friend, Lord
R——, interests me; and, besides my regard for
him, I am charmed with you; so you will pardon all my,
perhaps, too officious questions and advice."</p>
<p>I thanked him most earnestly for his valuable counsel, and
begged that he would have the goodness to give me all the
advice in his power.</p>
<p>"Then if you take my advice," said he, "you will leave your
money in the bank where it lies. Never risk a Napoleon in a
gaming house. The night I went to break the bank I lost
between seven and eight thousand pounds sterling of your
English money; and my next adventure, I had obtained an
introduction to one of those elegant gaming-houses which
affect to be the private mansions of persons of distinction,
and was saved from ruin by a gentleman whom, ever since, I
have regarded with increasing respect and friendship. It
oddly happens he is in this house at this moment. I
recognized his servant, and made him a visit in his
apartments here, and found him the same brave, kind,
honorable man I always knew him. But that he is living so
entirely out of the world, now, I should have made a point of
introducing you. Fifteen years ago he would have been the man
of all others to consult. The gentleman I speak of is the
Comte de St. Alyre. He represents a very old family. He is
the very soul of honor, and the most sensible man in the
world, except in one particular."</p>
<p>"And that particular?" I hesitated. I was now deeply
interested.</p>
<p>"Is that he has married a charming creature, at least
five-and-forty years younger than himself, and is, of course,
although I believe absolutely without cause, horribly
jealous."</p>
<p>"And the lady?"</p>
<p>"The Countess is, I believe, in every way worthy of so good a
man," he answered, a little dryly. "I think I heard her sing
this evening."</p>
<p>"Yes, I daresay; she is very accomplished." After a few
moments' silence he continued.</p>
<p>"I must not lose sight of you, for I should be sorry, when
next you meet my friend Lord R——, that you had to
tell him you had been pigeoned in Paris. A rich Englishman as
you are, with so large a sum at his Paris bankers, young,
gay, generous, a thousand ghouls and harpies will be
contending who shall be the first to seize and devour you."</p>
<p>At this moment I received something like a jerk from the
elbow of the gentleman at my right. It was an accidental jog,
as he turned in his seat.</p>
<p>"On the honor of a soldier, there is no man's flesh in this
company heals so fast as mine."</p>
<p>The tone in which this was spoken was harsh and stentorian,
and almost made me bounce. I looked round and recognized the
officer whose large white face had half scared me in the
inn-yard, wiping his mouth furiously, and then with a gulp of
Magon, he went on:</p>
<p>"No one! It's not blood; it is ichor! it's miracle! Set aside
stature, thew, bone, and muscle—set aside courage, and
by all the angels of death, I'd fight a lion naked, and dash
his teeth down his jaws with my fist, and flog him to death
with his own tail! Set aside, I say, all those attributes,
which I am allowed to possess, and I am worth six men in any
campaign, for that one quality of healing as I do—rip
me up, punch me through, tear me to tatters with bomb-shells,
and nature has me whole again, while your tailor would
fine—draw an old coat. <i>Parbleu</i>! gentlemen, if
you saw me naked, you would laugh! Look at my hand, a
saber-cut across the palm, to the bone, to save my head,
taken up with three stitches, and five days afterwards I was
playing ball with an English general, a prisoner in Madrid,
against the wall of the convent of the Santa Maria de la
Castita! At Arcola, by the great devil himself! that was an
action. Every man there, gentlemen, swallowed as much smoke
in five minutes as would smother you all in this room! I
received, at the same moment, two musket balls in the thighs,
a grape shot through the calf of my leg, a lance through my
left shoulder, a piece of a shrapnel in the left deltoid, a
bayonet through the cartilage of my right ribs, a cut-cut
that carried away a pound of flesh from my chest, and the
better part of a congreve rocket on my forehead. Pretty well,
ha, ha! and all while you'd say bah! and in eight days and a
half I was making a forced march, without shoes, and only one
gaiter, the life and soul of my company, and as sound as a
roach!"</p>
<p>"Bravo! Bravissimo! Per Bacco! un gallant' uomo!" exclaimed,
in a martial ecstasy, a fat little Italian, who manufactured
toothpicks and wicker cradles on the island of Notre Dame;
"your exploits shall resound through Europe! and the history
of those wars should be written in your blood!"</p>
<p>"Never mind! a trifle!" exclaimed the soldier. "At Ligny, the
other day, where we smashed the Prussians into ten hundred
thousand milliards of atoms, a bit of a shell cut me across
the leg and opened an artery. It was spouting as high as the
chimney, and in half a minute I had lost enough to fill a
pitcher. I must have expired in another minute, if I had not
whipped off my sash like a flash of lightning, tied it round
my leg above the wound, whipt a bayonet out of the back of a
dead Prussian, and passing it under, made a tourniquet of it
with a couple of twists, and so stayed the haemorrhage and
saved my life. But, <i>sacrebleu</i>! gentlemen, I lost so
much blood, I have been as pale as the bottom of a plate ever
since. No matter. A trifle. Blood well spent, gentlemen." He
applied himself now to his bottle of <i>vin ordinaire</i>.</p>
<p>The Marquis had closed his eyes, and looked resigned and
disgusted, while all this was going on.</p>
<p>"<i>Garçon</i>," said the officer, for the first time
speaking in a low tone over the back of his chair to the
waiter; "who came in that traveling carriage, dark yellow and
black, that stands in the middle of the yard, with arms and
supporters emblazoned on the door, and a red stork, as red as
my facings?"</p>
<p>The waiter could not say.</p>
<p>The eye of the eccentric officer, who had suddenly grown grim
and serious, and seemed to have abandoned the general
conversation to other people, lighted, as it were
accidentally, on me.</p>
<p>"Pardon me, Monsieur," he said. "Did I not see you examining
the panel of that carriage at the same time that I did so,
this evening? Can you tell me who arrived in it?"</p>
<p>"I rather think the Count and Countess de St. Alyre."</p>
<p>"And are they here, in the Belle Étoile?" he asked.</p>
<p>"They have got apartments upstairs," I answered.</p>
<p>He started up, and half pushed his chair from the table. He
quickly sat down again, and I could hear him
<i>sacré</i>-ing and muttering to himself, and
grinning and scowling. I could not tell whether he was
alarmed or furious.</p>
<p>I turned to say a word or two to the Marquis, but he was
gone. Several other people had dropped out also, and the
supper party soon broke up. Two or three substantial pieces
of wood smoldered on the hearth, for the night had turned out
chilly. I sat down by the fire in a great armchair of carved
oak, with a marvelously high back that looked as old as the
days of Henry IV.</p>
<p>"<i>Garçon</i>," said I, "do you happen to know who
that officer is?"</p>
<p>"That is Colonel Gaillarde, Monsieur."</p>
<p>"Has he been often here?"</p>
<p>"Once before, Monsieur, for a week; it is a year since."</p>
<p>"He is the palest man I ever saw."</p>
<p>"That is true, Monsieur; he has been often taken for a
<i>revenant</i>."</p>
<p>"Can you give me a bottle of really good Burgundy?"</p>
<p>"The best in France, Monsieur."</p>
<p>"Place it, and a glass by my side, on this table, if you
please. I may sit here for half-an-hour."</p>
<p>"Certainly, Monsieur."</p>
<p>I was very comfortable, the wine excellent, and my thoughts
glowing and serene. "Beautiful Countess! Beautiful Countess!
shall we ever be better acquainted?"</p>
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