<h2><SPAN name="chapter8" id="chapter8"></SPAN><abbr title="Eight">VIII</abbr><br/> DRESS, CHIVALRY AND THE TROJAN WAR</h2>
<h3>Sunday Evening.</h3>
<p>When we were ready to start for church this morning, I was surprised to
see Nucky halt before me, and eye me frowningly from head to foot. "What
makes you allus wear ole ugly clothes?" he inquired. "Haint you got no
pretty ones, like t'other women?"</p>
<p>I looked down at my black <ins title="Transcriber's Note: The original had 'crepe'">cr�pe</ins> de chine,—of course I have worn deep
mourning since I lost Mother, and for six years before I had not had on
a color. "You don't like it?" I asked.</p>
<p>"I'd as soon look at a coal-bank, or a buzzard," he replied.</p>
<p>It suddenly struck me that the dear ones I have loved and lost would be
of much the same opinion. "Wait a minute, boys," I said. I flew back
and pulled from my trunk a white dress and some black ribbons laid away
a year ago. When I emerged, there was a chorus of pleased "gee-ohs" and
a decided accession of friendliness, the boys trying who could be first
in helping me over the frightful mudholes between the school and the
village. I see my duty clear now,—white dresses instead of black.</p>
<h3>Thursday.</h3>
<p>Considering the antecedents of Nucky and Killis, I was not surprised
when they informed me this morning they would make beds no longer, but
would leave unless given men's work all the time. My reply, "But making
beds <em>is</em> men's work," was met by incredulous whistles.</p>
<p>"Now, boys," I said, "how about soldiers,—do you call them men?"</p>
<p>"By grab, them's the only men <em>is</em> men,—I'd ruther be dead as not to be
one," said Nucky.</p>
<p>"Gee, fighting's the best job there is," agreed Killis.</p>
<p>"Well, soldiers make their beds every single day," I said; "I have a
cousin right now at West Point, learning to be a soldier, and when he
gets out he will command a whole company, and he makes his bed every
morning, and couldn't be a soldier if he didn't."</p>
<p>The two stood, dazed and pondering, for some minutes; then Nucky quietly
flung an end of the sheet across to Killis, with the words, "There, son,
take-a-holt of that kiver, and le's lay it straight!"</p>
<p>To my great relief, I heard Keats singing a more cheerful song at his
work to-day:</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span>Wisht I was a little turkle-dove,<br/></span>
<span>Setting on a limb so high.<br/></span>
<span>I'd take my darling on my knee<br/></span>
<span>And bid this world goodbye!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p class="i0">and at dinner, by actual count, he ate nine
corn-dodgers, three helpings of string-beans, four sweet-potatoes and I
know not how much sorghum.</p>
<p>He still sits with me in the evenings, and I feel now that I have always
known Nervesty and the four small children at home, especially Sammy the
baby, not to mention Charlie, the "flea-bit" nag, Ole Suke, the "pied"
cow, with her twin sons the steers Buck and Brandy, and her daughter
Reddy the heifer (now the proud possessor of a little "pied" calf and a
"blind" teat), also the big black sow, Julia, who, true to mountain
traditions, never has less than nine in her family, and above all the
wonderful dog, Ponto, who appears to be all that a dog can, and more.
And not infrequently during these talks Keats is called out to help
fight some antagonist of Hen's (though there is often civil war between
the brothers, they always combine against outside aggression); and at
other times Hen will pause breathless on his swift way through house or
yard to corroborate some statement of Keats's with, "Gee, woman, that
'ere's a dandy of a dog! He can do anything but climb a tree, and he
gits half-way up them. He rounds up the shoats and drives up Ole Suke
and the steers gooder than I can; and possums! groundhogs! polecats! dad
burn my looks if he haint the beatenest ever you seed!"</p>
<h3>Friday.</h3>
<p>I have tried all along to respect Jason's feelings, and give him jobs
which would injure neither his pride nor his person. But yesterday while
we were spading up a patch for turnip-and-mustard-greens, I forgot and
sent him off to the school-yard to pick up trash. An hour later, I heard
from a passer-by that he had been seen a mile up Perilous. "Don't you
recollect him a-saying he would leave if you give him little-boy jobs?"
Geordie reminded me.</p>
<p>"Saddle the nag and hurry after him," I implored Taulbee. Sometime
later, he overtook the proud child on his way to Spraddle Creek, and
brought him back under protest.</p>
<p>The boys say they see no good reason why they should say "yes ma'am" and
"no ma'am." When I told them it was for the sake of politeness, Philip
replied, "Polite's a lick-spittle,—I don't aim to be polite,—I don't
<em>have</em> to,—I'm able to get what I want without it!"</p>
<p>This last is only too true. "For they shall take who have the power, and
they shall keep who can," is the creed of all, but more especially of
Philip. This noon, when Iry's father had sent him from Rakeshin a fine,
yellow, mellow apple, and the "pure scholar" was eating it as frugally
and lingeringly as possible, Philip, came along, snatched it, bit off
three-fourths, and coolly handed back the fragment to Iry, who, howling
dismally, still had no redress.</p>
<p>"To think you could do such a base thing!" I exclaimed,—"Rob a little
boy who cannot defend himself. You ought to be everlastingly ashamed!"</p>
<p>"I was behind the door when shame passed by," replied the robber,
flippantly.</p>
<p>"You were indeed," I agreed; "I would not believe that a boy named
Philip Sidney could be guilty of such a thing." Then I told him the
story of the great Sir Philip, mortally wounded, fevered and athirst,
handing the cup of water to the dying soldier beside him, with the
words, "Your need is greater than mine."</p>
<p>He pondered a moment, then remarked, "No man'd be such a fool,—I bet
it's just a slander they made up on him!"</p>
<p>I told him he should lose three days' playtime for his rapacity.</p>
<h3>Sunday Night.</h3>
<p>Last night the Trojan War reached a climax in the death of Horse-Taming
Hector, amid shouts of joy from Killis, and howls of fury from Nucky. I
have seen for two weeks that considerable feeling has developed between
the two on the subject, intensifying the natural jealousy each has of
the prowess and reputation of the other.</p>
<p>This morning I had left the boys at the big house to help with the
breakfast dishes—the regular Sunday proceeding—and was standing in the
back cottage door drinking in the beauty of the morning and the Sabbath
peace of the hills, when savage yells smote my ears. Following the
sound, I ran to the school-yard. When I arrived, Nucky had just buried
his teeth in Killis's arm, from which the blood was spurting, while
Killis was striking out fiercely with his knife. Around the combatants
the other boys formed a delighted, cheering circle, within which Philip
danced madly about, shouting,</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span>Fight, dogs, you haint no kin,<br/></span>
<span>'F you kill one another, taint no sin!<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p class="i0">In another second, Nucky had abandoned the hold
with his teeth, and was flashing his own knife around Killis's throat.
With a shinny-stick, I knocked up one knife after the other, and kept
death at bay until four of the grown-up boys arrived and with difficulty
separated the heroes and escorted them to the hospital to have their
wounds staunched and dressed. Later, I heard that Nucky had begun it by
leaping upon Killis with the words, "I'll show you Hector haint dead
yet!"</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="image9" id="image9"></SPAN> <SPAN href="images/image9.png"> <ANTIMG src="images/image9th.png" width-obs="183" height-obs="300" alt="Nucky and Killis fighting, the latter armed with a knife. Ten boys around them are cheering them on, with one of the boys sitting on a tree branch. In the foreground lie some clothes apparently abandoned by Nucky and Killis." title="'Fight, dogs, you haint no kin, 'F you kill one another, taint no sin!'" /></SPAN> <q class="caption">'Fight, dogs, you haint no kin,<br/>'F you kill one another, taint no sin!'</q></div>
<p>To-night when I had the two in durance vile, and talked to them more
severely than I had yet done on the evils of fighting, Nucky, the
aggressor, gave as his excuse that his great-great-great-grandpaw had
fit the British, his great-great-grandpaw the Indians, his
great-grandpaw the Mexicans, his grandpaw the Rebels, and his paw and
Blant the Cheevers ever since he could recollect, and that he himself
was just bound to fight.</p>
<p>This was sound reasoning; and it brought before me with hitherto
unrealized force the fact that these boys are in very truth the sons of
heroes,—of forefathers who fought gloriously for freedom in the
Revolution, afterward subdued the wilderness and the savages, and have
since poured forth as one man from their fastnesses to safeguard the
Union in every emergency; and that here, forgotten and neglected by an
ungrateful state and nation, is the precious stuff of which great
patriots and heroes are made.</p>
<p>Therefore I did not upbraid Nucky and Killis further; I merely explained
to them the difference between fighting just to be fighting, and
fighting to save one's country, and, since they had no idea who the
"British," the "Mexicans" and the "Rebels" were, told them something of
the history and causes of those wars, and how I hoped that they, too,
when necessary, would fight for their nation. And though to them at
first their country meant their mountains only, and they were surprised
to hear that the great "level land" beyond was also theirs to love and
fight for, their affections were hospitable, and with one voice they
demanded that an enemy of the nation be produced at once.</p>
<p>Here endeth the Trojan War,—I see that it has fanned a flame already
too intense. Even little Jason slipped out under the benches at church
this morning, while I played the organ, and was found an hour later out
in the road in front of the court-house, covered with mud, but glowing
with the white-hot joy of having "whupped-out four-at-a-time" of the
little village boys. Hereafter I shall tell and read stories of heroes
who won glory by fighting, not one another, but dragons, giants,
gorgons, and like destroyers of their countries.</p>
<p>Nucky inquired of me at supper to-night when he might make a visit home
to Trigger; whereupon there was an instant and unanimous offer on the
part of the boys to accompany him, when he goes, and see the hero Blant.
He shook his head. "I haint aiming to take none of you," he said, "not
if she'll go 'long with me," looking at me.</p>
<p>"I?" I said, much complimented. "Why, surely I will if I can. But it is
three weeks yet before your time comes:"—the children are permitted to
go home over week-ends every seven or eight weeks, in rotation. I am
glad he wants me, and feel a considerable desire to visit Trigger.</p>
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