<h2>CHAPTER XXXVI</h2>
<p>“Come on,—I’ll show you the real dirt,” Brissenden
said to him, one evening in January.</p>
<p>They had dined together in San Francisco, and were at the Ferry Building,
returning to Oakland, when the whim came to him to show Martin the “real
dirt.” He turned and fled across the water-front, a meagre
shadow in a flapping overcoat, with Martin straining to keep up with
him. At a wholesale liquor store he bought two gallon-demijohns
of old port, and with one in each hand boarded a Mission Street car,
Martin at his heels burdened with several quart-bottles of whiskey.</p>
<p>If Ruth could see me now, was his thought, while he wondered as to
what constituted the real dirt.</p>
<p>“Maybe nobody will be there,” Brissenden said, when they
dismounted and plunged off to the right into the heart of the working-class
ghetto, south of Market Street. “In which case you’ll
miss what you’ve been looking for so long.”</p>
<p>“And what the deuce is that?” Martin asked.</p>
<p>“Men, intelligent men, and not the gibbering nonentities I
found you consorting with in that trader’s den. You read
the books and you found yourself all alone. Well, I’m going
to show you to-night some other men who’ve read the books, so
that you won’t be lonely any more.”</p>
<p>“Not that I bother my head about their everlasting discussions,”
he said at the end of a block. “I’m not interested
in book philosophy. But you’ll find these fellows intelligences
and not bourgeois swine. But watch out, they’ll talk an
arm off of you on any subject under the sun.”</p>
<p>“Hope Norton’s there,” he panted a little later,
resisting Martin’s effort to relieve him of the two demijohns.
“Norton’s an idealist—a Harvard man. Prodigious
memory. Idealism led him to philosophic anarchy, and his family
threw him off. Father’s a railroad president and many times
millionnaire, but the son’s starving in ’Frisco, editing
an anarchist sheet for twenty-five a month.”</p>
<p>Martin was little acquainted in San Francisco, and not at all south
of Market; so he had no idea of where he was being led.</p>
<p>“Go ahead,” he said; “tell me about them beforehand.
What do they do for a living? How do they happen to be here?”</p>
<p>“Hope Hamilton’s there.” Brissenden paused
and rested his hands. “Strawn-Hamilton’s his name—hyphenated,
you know—comes of old Southern stock. He’s a tramp—laziest
man I ever knew, though he’s clerking, or trying to, in a socialist
coöperative store for six dollars a week. But he’s
a confirmed hobo. Tramped into town. I’ve seen him
sit all day on a bench and never a bite pass his lips, and in the evening,
when I invited him to dinner—restaurant two blocks away—have
him say, ‘Too much trouble, old man. Buy me a package of
cigarettes instead.’ He was a Spencerian like you till Kreis
turned him to materialistic monism. I’ll start him on monism
if I can. Norton’s another monist—only he affirms
naught but spirit. He can give Kreis and Hamilton all they want,
too.”</p>
<p>“Who is Kreis?” Martin asked.</p>
<p>“His rooms we’re going to. One time professor—fired
from university—usual story. A mind like a steel trap.
Makes his living any old way. I know he’s been a street
fakir when he was down. Unscrupulous. Rob a corpse of a
shroud—anything. Difference between him—and the bourgeoisie
is that he robs without illusion. He’ll talk Nietzsche,
or Schopenhauer, or Kant, or anything, but the only thing in this world,
not excepting Mary, that he really cares for, is his monism. Haeckel
is his little tin god. The only way to insult him is to take a
slap at Haeckel.”</p>
<p>“Here’s the hang-out.” Brissenden rested
his demijohn at the upstairs entrance, preliminary to the climb.
It was the usual two-story corner building, with a saloon and grocery
underneath. “The gang lives here—got the whole upstairs
to themselves. But Kreis is the only one who has two rooms.
Come on.”</p>
<p>No lights burned in the upper hall, but Brissenden threaded the utter
blackness like a familiar ghost. He stopped to speak to Martin.</p>
<p>“There’s one fellow—Stevens—a theosophist.
Makes a pretty tangle when he gets going. Just now he’s
dish-washer in a restaurant. Likes a good cigar. I’ve
seen him eat in a ten-cent hash-house and pay fifty cents for the cigar
he smoked afterward. I’ve got a couple in my pocket for
him, if he shows up.”</p>
<p>“And there’s another fellow—Parry—an Australian,
a statistician and a sporting encyclopaedia. Ask him the grain
output of Paraguay for 1903, or the English importation of sheetings
into China for 1890, or at what weight Jimmy Britt fought Battling Nelson,
or who was welter-weight champion of the United States in ’68,
and you’ll get the correct answer with the automatic celerity
of a slot-machine. And there’s Andy, a stone-mason, has
ideas on everything, a good chess-player; and another fellow, Harry,
a baker, red hot socialist and strong union man. By the way, you
remember Cooks’ and Waiters’ strike—Hamilton was the
chap who organized that union and precipitated the strike—planned
it all out in advance, right here in Kreis’s rooms. Did
it just for the fun of it, but was too lazy to stay by the union.
Yet he could have risen high if he wanted to. There’s no
end to the possibilities in that man—if he weren’t so insuperably
lazy.”</p>
<p>Brissenden advanced through the darkness till a thread of light marked
the threshold of a door. A knock and an answer opened it, and
Martin found himself shaking hands with Kreis, a handsome brunette man,
with dazzling white teeth, a drooping black mustache, and large, flashing
black eyes. Mary, a matronly young blonde, was washing dishes
in the little back room that served for kitchen and dining room.
The front room served as bedchamber and living room. Overhead
was the week’s washing, hanging in festoons so low that Martin
did not see at first the two men talking in a corner. They hailed
Brissenden and his demijohns with acclamation, and, on being introduced,
Martin learned they were Andy and Parry. He joined them and listened
attentively to the description of a prize-fight Parry had seen the night
before; while Brissenden, in his glory, plunged into the manufacture
of a toddy and the serving of wine and whiskey-and-sodas. At his
command, “Bring in the clan,” Andy departed to go the round
of the rooms for the lodgers.</p>
<p>“We’re lucky that most of them are here,” Brissenden
whispered to Martin. “There’s Norton and Hamilton;
come on and meet them. Stevens isn’t around, I hear.
I’m going to get them started on monism if I can. Wait till
they get a few jolts in them and they’ll warm up.”</p>
<p>At first the conversation was desultory. Nevertheless Martin
could not fail to appreciate the keen play of their minds. They
were men with opinions, though the opinions often clashed, and, though
they were witty and clever, they were not superficial. He swiftly
saw, no matter upon what they talked, that each man applied the correlation
of knowledge and had also a deep-seated and unified conception of society
and the Cosmos. Nobody manufactured their opinions for them; they
were all rebels of one variety or another, and their lips were strangers
to platitudes. Never had Martin, at the Morses’, heard so
amazing a range of topics discussed. There seemed no limit save
time to the things they were alive to. The talk wandered from
Mrs. Humphry Ward’s new book to Shaw’s latest play, through
the future of the drama to reminiscences of Mansfield. They appreciated
or sneered at the morning editorials, jumped from labor conditions in
New Zealand to Henry James and Brander Matthews, passed on to the German
designs in the Far East and the economic aspect of the Yellow Peril,
wrangled over the German elections and Bebel’s last speech, and
settled down to local politics, the latest plans and scandals in the
union labor party administration, and the wires that were pulled to
bring about the Coast Seamen’s strike. Martin was struck
by the inside knowledge they possessed. They knew what was never
printed in the newspapers—the wires and strings and the hidden
hands that made the puppets dance. To Martin’s surprise,
the girl, Mary, joined in the conversation, displaying an intelligence
he had never encountered in the few women he had met. They talked
together on Swinburne and Rossetti, after which she led him beyond his
depth into the by-paths of French literature. His revenge came
when she defended Maeterlinck and he brought into action the carefully-thought-out
thesis of “The Shame of the Sun.”</p>
<p>Several other men had dropped in, and the air was thick with tobacco
smoke, when Brissenden waved the red flag.</p>
<p>“Here’s fresh meat for your axe, Kreis,” he said;
“a rose-white youth with the ardor of a lover for Herbert Spencer.
Make a Haeckelite of him—if you can.”</p>
<p>Kreis seemed to wake up and flash like some metallic, magnetic thing,
while Norton looked at Martin sympathetically, with a sweet, girlish
smile, as much as to say that he would be amply protected.</p>
<p>Kreis began directly on Martin, but step by step Norton interfered,
until he and Kreis were off and away in a personal battle. Martin
listened and fain would have rubbed his eyes. It was impossible
that this should be, much less in the labor ghetto south of Market.
The books were alive in these men. They talked with fire and enthusiasm,
the intellectual stimulant stirring them as he had seen drink and anger
stir other men. What he heard was no longer the philosophy of
the dry, printed word, written by half-mythical demigods like Kant and
Spencer. It was living philosophy, with warm, red blood, incarnated
in these two men till its very features worked with excitement.
Now and again other men joined in, and all followed the discussion with
cigarettes going out in their hands and with alert, intent faces.</p>
<p>Idealism had never attracted Martin, but the exposition it now received
at the hands of Norton was a revelation. The logical plausibility
of it, that made an appeal to his intellect, seemed missed by Kreis
and Hamilton, who sneered at Norton as a metaphysician, and who, in
turn, sneered back at them as metaphysicians. <i>Phenomenon</i>
and <i>noumenon</i> were bandied back and forth. They charged
him with attempting to explain consciousness by itself. He charged
them with word-jugglery, with reasoning from words to theory instead
of from facts to theory. At this they were aghast. It was
the cardinal tenet of their mode of reasoning to start with facts and
to give names to the facts.</p>
<p>When Norton wandered into the intricacies of Kant, Kreis reminded
him that all good little German philosophies when they died went to
Oxford. A little later Norton reminded them of Hamilton’s
Law of Parsimony, the application of which they immediately claimed
for every reasoning process of theirs. And Martin hugged his knees
and exulted in it all. But Norton was no Spencerian, and he, too,
strove for Martin’s philosophic soul, talking as much at him as
to his two opponents.</p>
<p>“You know Berkeley has never been answered,” he said,
looking directly at Martin. “Herbert Spencer came the nearest,
which was not very near. Even the stanchest of Spencer’s
followers will not go farther. I was reading an essay of Saleeby’s
the other day, and the best Saleeby could say was that Herbert Spencer
<i>nearly</i> succeeded in answering Berkeley.”</p>
<p>“You know what Hume said?” Hamilton asked. Norton
nodded, but Hamilton gave it for the benefit of the rest. “He
said that Berkeley’s arguments admit of no answer and produce
no conviction.”</p>
<p>“In his, Hume’s, mind,” was the reply. “And
Hume’s mind was the same as yours, with this difference: he was
wise enough to admit there was no answering Berkeley.”</p>
<p>Norton was sensitive and excitable, though he never lost his head,
while Kreis and Hamilton were like a pair of cold-blooded savages, seeking
out tender places to prod and poke. As the evening grew late,
Norton, smarting under the repeated charges of being a metaphysician,
clutching his chair to keep from jumping to his feet, his gray eyes
snapping and his girlish face grown harsh and sure, made a grand attack
upon their position.</p>
<p>“All right, you Haeckelites, I may reason like a medicine man,
but, pray, how do you reason? You have nothing to stand on, you
unscientific dogmatists with your positive science which you are always
lugging about into places it has no right to be. Long before the
school of materialistic monism arose, the ground was removed so that
there could be no foundation. Locke was the man, John Locke.
Two hundred years ago—more than that, even in his ‘Essay
concerning the Human Understanding,’ he proved the non-existence
of innate ideas. The best of it is that that is precisely what
you claim. To-night, again and again, you have asserted the non-existence
of innate ideas.</p>
<p>“And what does that mean? It means that you can never
know ultimate reality. Your brains are empty when you are born.
Appearances, or phenomena, are all the content your minds can receive
from your five senses. Then noumena, which are not in your minds
when you are born, have no way of getting in—”</p>
<p>“I deny—” Kreis started to interrupt.</p>
<p>“You wait till I’m done,” Norton shouted.
“You can know only that much of the play and interplay of force
and matter as impinges in one way or another on our senses. You
see, I am willing to admit, for the sake of the argument, that matter
exists; and what I am about to do is to efface you by your own argument.
I can’t do it any other way, for you are both congenitally unable
to understand a philosophic abstraction.”</p>
<p>“And now, what do you know of matter, according to your own
positive science? You know it only by its phenomena, its appearances.
You are aware only of its changes, or of such changes in it as cause
changes in your consciousness. Positive science deals only with
phenomena, yet you are foolish enough to strive to be ontologists and
to deal with noumena. Yet, by the very definition of positive
science, science is concerned only with appearances. As somebody
has said, phenomenal knowledge cannot transcend phenomena.”</p>
<p>“You cannot answer Berkeley, even if you have annihilated Kant,
and yet, perforce, you assume that Berkeley is wrong when you affirm
that science proves the non-existence of God, or, as much to the point,
the existence of matter.—You know I granted the reality of matter
only in order to make myself intelligible to your understanding.
Be positive scientists, if you please; but ontology has no place in
positive science, so leave it alone. Spencer is right in his agnosticism,
but if Spencer—”</p>
<p>But it was time to catch the last ferry-boat for Oakland, and Brissenden
and Martin slipped out, leaving Norton still talking and Kreis and Hamilton
waiting to pounce on him like a pair of hounds as soon as he finished.</p>
<p>“You have given me a glimpse of fairyland,” Martin said
on the ferry-boat. “It makes life worth while to meet people
like that. My mind is all worked up. I never appreciated
idealism before. Yet I can’t accept it. I know that
I shall always be a realist. I am so made, I guess. But
I’d like to have made a reply to Kreis and Hamilton, and I think
I’d have had a word or two for Norton. I didn’t see
that Spencer was damaged any. I’m as excited as a child
on its first visit to the circus. I see I must read up some more.
I’m going to get hold of Saleeby. I still think Spencer
is unassailable, and next time I’m going to take a hand myself.”</p>
<p>But Brissenden, breathing painfully, had dropped off to sleep, his
chin buried in a scarf and resting on his sunken chest, his body wrapped
in the long overcoat and shaking to the vibration of the propellers.</p>
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