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<h1>A HORSE’S TALE</h1>
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<h3>CHAPTER I—SOLDIER BOY—PRIVATELY TO HIMSELF</h3>
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<p>I am Buffalo Bill’s horse. I have spent my life under
his saddle—with him in it, too, and he is good for two hundred
pounds, without his clothes; and there is no telling how much he does
weigh when he is out on the war-path and has his batteries belted on.
He is over six feet, is young, hasn’t an ounce of waste flesh,
is straight, graceful, springy in his motions, quick as a cat, and has
a handsome face, and black hair dangling down on his shoulders, and
is beautiful to look at; and nobody is braver than he is, and nobody
is stronger, except myself. Yes, a person that doubts that he
is fine to see should see him in his beaded buck-skins, on my back and
his rifle peeping above his shoulder, chasing a hostile trail, with
me going like the wind and his hair streaming out behind from the shelter
of his broad slouch. Yes, he is a sight to look at then—and
I’m part of it myself.</p>
<p>I am his favorite horse, out of dozens. Big as he is, I have
carried him eighty-one miles between nightfall and sunrise on the scout;
and I am good for fifty, day in and day out, and all the time.
I am not large, but I am built on a business basis. I have carried
him thousands and thousands of miles on scout duty for the army, and
there’s not a gorge, nor a pass, nor a valley, nor a fort, nor
a trading post, nor a buffalo-range in the whole sweep of the Rocky
Mountains and the Great Plains that we don’t know as well as we
know the bugle-calls. He is Chief of Scouts to the Army of the
Frontier, and it makes us very important. In such a position as
I hold in the military service one needs to be of good family and possess
an education much above the common to be worthy of the place.
I am the best-educated horse outside of the hippodrome, everybody says,
and the best-mannered. It may be so, it is not for me to say;
modesty is the best policy, I think. Buffalo Bill taught me the
most of what I know, my mother taught me much, and I taught myself the
rest. Lay a row of moccasins before me—Pawnee, Sioux, Shoshone,
Cheyenne, Blackfoot, and as many other tribes as you please—and
I can name the tribe every moccasin belongs to by the make of it.
Name it in horse-talk, and could do it in American if I had speech.</p>
<p>I know some of the Indian signs—the signs they make with their
hands, and by signal-fires at night and columns of smoke by day.
Buffalo Bill taught me how to drag wounded soldiers out of the line
of fire with my teeth; and I’ve done it, too; at least I’ve
dragged <i>him</i> out of the battle when he was wounded. And
not just once, but twice. Yes, I know a lot of things. I
remember forms, and gaits, and faces; and you can’t disguise a
person that’s done me a kindness so that I won’t know him
thereafter wherever I find him. I know the art of searching for
a trail, and I know the stale track from the fresh. I can keep
a trail all by myself, with Buffalo Bill asleep in the saddle; ask him—he
will tell you so. Many a time, when he has ridden all night, he
has said to me at dawn, “Take the watch, Boy; if the trail freshens,
call me.” Then he goes to sleep. He knows he can trust
me, because I have a reputation. A scout horse that has a reputation
does not play with it.</p>
<p>My mother was all American—no alkali-spider about <i>her</i>,
I can tell you; she was of the best blood of Kentucky, the bluest Blue-grass
aristocracy, very proud and acrimonious—or maybe it is ceremonious.
I don’t know which it is. But it is no matter; size is the
main thing about a word, and that one’s up to standard.
She spent her military life as colonel of the Tenth Dragoons, and saw
a deal of rough service—distinguished service it was, too.
I mean, she <i>carried</i> the Colonel; but it’s all the same.
Where would he be without his horse? He wouldn’t arrive.
It takes two to make a colonel of dragoons. She was a fine dragoon
horse, but never got above that. She was strong enough for the
scout service, and had the endurance, too, but she couldn’t quite
come up to the speed required; a scout horse has to have steel in his
muscle and lightning in his blood.</p>
<p>My father was a bronco. Nothing as to lineage—that is,
nothing as to recent lineage—but plenty good enough when you go
a good way back. When Professor Marsh was out here hunting bones
for the chapel of Yale University he found skeletons of horses no bigger
than a fox, bedded in the rocks, and he said they were ancestors of
my father. My mother heard him say it; and he said those skeletons
were two million years old, which astonished her and made her Kentucky
pretensions look small and pretty antiphonal, not to say oblique.
Let me see. . . . I used to know the meaning of those words, but . .
. well, it was years ago, and ’tisn’t as vivid now as it
was when they were fresh. That sort of words doesn’t keep,
in the kind of climate we have out here. Professor Marsh said
those skeletons were fossils. So that makes me part blue grass
and part fossil; if there is any older or better stock, you will have
to look for it among the Four Hundred, I reckon. I am satisfied
with it. And am a happy horse, too, though born out of wedlock.</p>
<p>And now we are back at Fort Paxton once more, after a forty-day scout,
away up as far as the Big Horn. Everything quiet. Crows
and Blackfeet squabbling—as usual—but no outbreaks, and
settlers feeling fairly easy.</p>
<p>The Seventh Cavalry still in garrison, here; also the Ninth Dragoons,
two artillery companies, and some infantry. All glad to see me,
including General Alison, commandant. The officers’ ladies
and children well, and called upon me—with sugar. Colonel
Drake, Seventh Cavalry, said some pleasant things; Mrs. Drake was very
complimentary; also Captain and Mrs. Marsh, Company B, Seventh Cavalry;
also the Chaplain, who is always kind and pleasant to me, because I
kicked the lungs out of a trader once. It was Tommy Drake and
Fanny Marsh that furnished the sugar—nice children, the nicest
at the post, I think.</p>
<p>That poor orphan child is on her way from France—everybody
is full of the subject. Her father was General Alison’s
brother; married a beautiful young Spanish lady ten years ago, and has
never been in America since. They lived in Spain a year or two,
then went to France. Both died some months ago. This little
girl that is coming is the only child. General Alison is glad
to have her. He has never seen her. He is a very nice old
bachelor, but is an old bachelor just the same and isn’t more
than about a year this side of retirement by age limit; and so what
does he know about taking care of a little maid nine years old?
If I could have her it would be another matter, for I know all about
children, and they adore me. Buffalo Bill will tell you so himself.</p>
<p>I have some of this news from over-hearing the garrison-gossip, the
rest of it I got from Potter, the General’s dog. Potter
is the great Dane. He is privileged, all over the post, like Shekels,
the Seventh Cavalry’s dog, and visits everybody’s quarters
and picks up everything that is going, in the way of news. Potter
has no imagination, and no great deal of culture, perhaps, but he has
a historical mind and a good memory, and so he is the person I depend
upon mainly to post me up when I get back from a scout. That is,
if Shekels is out on depredation and I can’t get hold of him.</p>
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<h3>CHAPTER II—LETTER FROM ROUEN—TO GENERAL ALISON</h3>
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<p>My dear Brother-in-Law,—Please let me write again in Spanish,
I cannot trust my English, and I am aware, from what your brother used
to say, that army officers educated at the Military Academy of the United
States are taught our tongue. It is as I told you in my other
letter: both my poor sister and her husband, when they found they could
not recover, expressed the wish that you should have their little Catherine—as
knowing that you would presently be retired from the army—rather
than that she should remain with me, who am broken in health, or go
to your mother in California, whose health is also frail.</p>
<p>You do not know the child, therefore I must tell you something about
her. You will not be ashamed of her looks, for she is a copy in
little of her beautiful mother—and it is that Andalusian beauty
which is not surpassable, even in your country. She has her mother’s
charm and grace and good heart and sense of justice, and she has her
father’s vivacity and cheerfulness and pluck and spirit of enterprise,
with the affectionate disposition and sincerity of both parents.</p>
<p>My sister pined for her Spanish home all these years of exile; she
was always talking of Spain to the child, and tending and nourishing
the love of Spain in the little thing’s heart as a precious flower;
and she died happy in the knowledge that the fruitage of her patriotic
labors was as rich as even she could desire.</p>
<p>Cathy is a sufficiently good little scholar, for her nine years;
her mother taught her Spanish herself, and kept it always fresh upon
her ear and her tongue by hardly ever speaking with her in any other
tongue; her father was her English teacher, and talked with her in that
language almost exclusively; French has been her everyday speech for
more than seven years among her playmates here; she has a good working
use of governess—German and Italian. It is true that there
is always a faint foreign fragrance about her speech, no matter what
language she is talking, but it is only just noticeable, nothing more,
and is rather a charm than a mar, I think. In the ordinary child-studies
Cathy is neither before nor behind the average child of nine, I should
say. But I can say this for her: in love for her friends and in
high-mindedness and good-heartedness she has not many equals, and in
my opinion no superiors. And I beg of you, let her have her way
with the dumb animals—they are her worship. It is an inheritance
from her mother. She knows but little of cruelties and oppressions—keep
them from her sight if you can. She would flare up at them and
make trouble, in her small but quite decided and resolute way; for she
has a character of her own, and lacks neither promptness nor initiative.
Sometimes her judgment is at fault, but I think her intentions are always
right. Once when she was a little creature of three or four years
she suddenly brought her tiny foot down upon the floor in an apparent
outbreak of indignation, then fetched it a backward wipe, and stooped
down to examine the result. Her mother said:</p>
<p>“Why, what is it, child? What has stirred you so?”</p>
<p>“Mamma, the big ant was trying to kill the little one.”</p>
<p>“And so you protected the little one.”</p>
<p>“Yes, manure, because he had no friend, and I wouldn’t
let the big one kill him.”</p>
<p>“But you have killed them both.”</p>
<p>Cathy was distressed, and her lip trembled. She picked up the
remains and laid them upon her palm, and said:</p>
<p>“Poor little anty, I’m so sorry; and I didn’t mean
to kill you, but there wasn’t any other way to save you, it was
such a hurry.”</p>
<p>She is a dear and sweet little lady, and when she goes it will give
me a sore heart. But she will be happy with you, and if your heart
is old and tired, give it into her keeping; she will make it young again,
she will refresh it, she will make it sing. Be good to her, for
all our sakes!</p>
<p>My exile will soon be over now. As soon as I am a little stronger
I shall see my Spain again; and that will make me young again!</p>
<p>MERCEDES.</p>
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<h3>CHAPTER III—GENERAL ALISON TO HIS MOTHER</h3>
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<p>I am glad to know that you are all well, in San Bernardino.</p>
<p>. . . That grandchild of yours has been here—well, I do not
quite know how many days it is; nobody can keep account of days or anything
else where she is! Mother, she did what the Indians were never
able to do. She took the Fort—took it the first day!
Took me, too; took the colonels, the captains, the women, the children,
and the dumb brutes; took Buffalo Bill, and all his scouts; took the
garrison—to the last man; and in forty-eight hours the Indian
encampment was hers, illustrious old Thunder-Bird and all. Do
I seem to have lost my solemnity, my gravity, my poise, my dignity?
You would lose your own, in my circumstances. Mother, you never
saw such a winning little devil. She is all energy, and spirit,
and sunshine, and interest in everybody and everything, and pours out
her prodigal love upon every creature that will take it, high or low,
Christian or pagan, feathered or furred; and none has declined it to
date, and none ever will, I think. But she has a temper, and sometimes
it catches fire and flames up, and is likely to burn whatever is near
it; but it is soon over, the passion goes as quickly as it comes.
Of course she has an Indian name already; Indians always rechristen
a stranger early. Thunder-Bird attended to her case. He
gave her the Indian equivalent for firebug, or fire-fly. He said:</p>
<p>“’Times, ver’ quiet, ver’ soft, like summer
night, but when she mad she blaze.”</p>
<p>Isn’t it good? Can’t you see the flare? She’s
beautiful, mother, beautiful as a picture; and there is a touch of you
in her face, and of her father—poor George! and in her unresting
activities, and her fearless ways, and her sunbursts and cloudbursts,
she is always bringing George back to me. These impulsive natures
are dramatic. George was dramatic, so is this Lightning-Bug, so
is Buffalo Bill. When Cathy first arrived—it was in the
forenoon—Buffalo Bill was away, carrying orders to Major Fuller,
at Five Forks, up in the Clayton Hills. At mid-afternoon I was
at my desk, trying to work, and this sprite had been making it impossible
for half an hour. At last I said:</p>
<p>“Oh, you bewitching little scamp, <i>can’t</i> you be
quiet just a minute or two, and let your poor old uncle attend to a
part of his duties?”</p>
<p>“I’ll try, uncle; I will, indeed,” she said.</p>
<p>“Well, then, that’s a good child—kiss me.
Now, then, sit up in that chair, and set your eye on that clock.
There—that’s right. If you stir—if you so much
as wink—for four whole minutes, I’ll bite you!”</p>
<p>It was very sweet and humble and obedient she looked, sitting there,
still as a mouse; I could hardly keep from setting her free and telling
her to make as much racket as she wanted to. During as much as
two minutes there was a most unnatural and heavenly quiet and repose,
then Buffalo Bill came thundering up to the door in all his scout finery,
flung himself out of the saddle, said to his horse, “Wait for
me, Boy,” and stepped in, and stopped dead in his tracks—gazing
at the child. She forgot orders, and was on the floor in a moment,
saying:</p>
<p>“Oh, you are so beautiful! Do you like me?”</p>
<p>“No, I don’t, I love you!” and he gathered her
up with a hug, and then set her on his shoulder—apparently nine
feet from the floor.</p>
<p>She was at home. She played with his long hair, and admired
his big hands and his clothes and his carbine, and asked question after
question, as fast as he could answer, until I excused them both for
half an hour, in order to have a chance to finish my work. Then
I heard Cathy exclaiming over Soldier Boy; and he was worthy of her
raptures, for he is a wonder of a horse, and has a reputation which
is as shining as his own silken hide.</p>
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<h3>CHAPTER IV—CATHY TO HER AUNT MERCEDES</h3>
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<p>Oh, it is wonderful here, aunty dear, just paradise! Oh, if
you could only see it! everything so wild and lovely; such grand plains,
stretching such miles and miles and miles, all the most delicious velvety
sand and sage-brush, and rabbits as big as a dog, and such tall and
noble jackassful ears that that is what they name them by; and such
vast mountains, and so rugged and craggy and lofty, with cloud-shawls
wrapped around their shoulders, and looking so solemn and awful and
satisfied; and the charming Indians, oh, how you would dote on them,
aunty dear, and they would on you, too, and they would let you hold
their babies, the way they do me, and they <i>are</i> the fattest, and
brownest, and sweetest little things, and never cry, and wouldn’t
if they had pins sticking in them, which they haven’t, because
they are poor and can’t afford it; and the horses and mules and
cattle and dogs—hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, and not an
animal that you can’t do what you please with, except uncle Thomas,
but <i>I</i> don’t mind him, he’s lovely; and oh, if you
could hear the bugles: <i>too—too—too-too—too—too</i>,
and so on—perfectly beautiful! Do you recognize that one?
It’s the first toots of the <i>reveille</i>; it goes, dear me,
<i>so</i> early in the morning!—then I and every other soldier
on the whole place are up and out in a minute, except uncle Thomas,
who is most unaccountably lazy, I don’t know why, but I have talked
to him about it, and I reckon it will be better, now. He hasn’t
any faults much, and is charming and sweet, like Buffalo Bill, and Thunder-Bird,
and Mammy Dorcas, and Soldier Boy, and Shekels, and Potter, and Sour-Mash,
and—well, they’re <i>all</i> that, just angels, as you may
say.</p>
<p>The very first day I came, I don’t know how long ago it was,
Buffalo Bill took me on Soldier Boy to Thunder-Bird’s camp, not
the big one which is out on the plain, which is White Cloud’s,
he took me to <i>that</i> one next day, but this one is four or five
miles up in the hills and crags, where there is a great shut-in meadow,
full of Indian lodges and dogs and squaws and everything that is interesting,
and a brook of the clearest water running through it, with white pebbles
on the bottom and trees all along the banks cool and shady and good
to wade in, and as the sun goes down it is dimmish in there, but away
up against the sky you see the big peaks towering up and shining bright
and vivid in the sun, and sometimes an eagle sailing by them, not flapping
a wing, the same as if he was asleep; and young Indians and girls romping
and laughing and carrying on, around the spring and the pool, and not
much clothes on except the girls, and dogs fighting, and the squaws
busy at work, and the bucks busy resting, and the old men sitting in
a bunch smoking, and passing the pipe not to the left but to the right,
which means there’s been a row in the camp and they are settling
it if they can, and children playing <i>just</i> the same as any other
children, and little boys shooting at a mark with bows, and I cuffed
one of them because he hit a dog with a club that wasn’t doing
anything, and he resented it but before long he wished he hadn’t:
but this sentence is getting too long and I will start another.
Thunder-Bird put on his Sunday-best war outfit to let me see him, and
he was splendid to look at, with his face painted red and bright and
intense like a fire-coal and a valance of eagle feathers from the top
of his head all down his back, and he had his tomahawk, too, and his
pipe, which has a stem which is longer than my arm, and I never had
such a good time in an Indian camp in my life, and I learned a lot of
words of the language, and next day BB took me to the camp out on the
Plains, four miles, and I had another good time and got acquainted with
some more Indians and dogs; and the big chief, by the name of White
Cloud, gave me a pretty little bow and arrows and I gave him my red
sash-ribbon, and in four days I could shoot very well with it and beat
any white boy of my size at the post; and I have been to those camps
plenty of times since; and I have learned to ride, too, BB taught me,
and every day he practises me and praises me, and every time I do better
than ever he lets me have a scamper on Soldier Boy, and <i>that’s</i>
the last agony of pleasure! for he is the charmingest horse, and so
beautiful and shiny and black, and hasn’t another color on him
anywhere, except a white star in his forehead, not just an imitation
star, but a real one, with four points, shaped exactly like a star that’s
hand-made, and if you should cover him all up but his star you would
know him anywhere, even in Jerusalem or Australia, by that. And
I got acquainted with a good many of the Seventh Cavalry, and the dragoons,
and officers, and families, and horses, in the first few days, and some
more in the next few and the next few and the next few, and now I know
more soldiers and horses than you can think, no matter how hard you
try. I am keeping up my studies every now and then, but there
isn’t much time for it. I love you so! and I send you a
hug and a kiss.</p>
<p>CATHY.</p>
<p>P.S.—I belong to the Seventh Cavalry and Ninth Dragoons, I
am an officer, too, and do not have to work on account of not getting
any wages.</p>
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<h3>CHAPTER V—GENERAL ALISON TO MERCEDES</h3>
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<p>She has been with us a good nice long time, now. You are troubled
about your sprite because this is such a wild frontier, hundreds of
miles from civilization, and peopled only by wandering tribes of savages?
You fear for her safety? Give yourself no uneasiness about her.
Dear me, she’s in a nursery! and she’s got more than eighteen
hundred nurses. It would distress the garrison to suspect that
you think they can’t take care of her. They think they can.
They would tell you so themselves. You see, the Seventh Cavalry
has never had a child of its very own before, and neither has the Ninth
Dragoons; and so they are like all new mothers, they think there is
no other child like theirs, no other child so wonderful, none that is
so worthy to be faithfully and tenderly looked after and protected.
These bronzed veterans of mine are very good mothers, I think, and wiser
than some other mothers; for they let her take lots of risks, and it
is a good education for her; and the more risks she takes and comes
successfully out of, the prouder they are of her. They adopted
her, with grave and formal military ceremonies of their own invention—solemnities
is the truer word; solemnities that were so profoundly solemn and earnest,
that the spectacle would have been comical if it hadn’t been so
touching. It was a good show, and as stately and complex as guard-mount
and the trooping of the colors; and it had its own special music, composed
for the occasion by the bandmaster of the Seventh; and the child was
as serious as the most serious war-worn soldier of them all; and finally
when they throned her upon the shoulder of the oldest veteran, and pronounced
her “well and truly adopted,” and the bands struck up and
all saluted and she saluted in return, it was better and more moving
than any kindred thing I have seen on the stage, because stage things
are make-believe, but this was real and the players’ hearts were
in it.</p>
<p>It happened several weeks ago, and was followed by some additional
solemnities. The men created a couple of new ranks, thitherto
unknown to the army regulations, and conferred them upon Cathy, with
ceremonies suitable to a duke. So now she is Corporal-General
of the Seventh Cavalry, and Flag-Lieutenant of the Ninth Dragoons, with
the privilege (decreed by the men) of writing U.S.A. after her name!
Also, they presented her a pair of shoulder-straps—both dark blue,
the one with F. L. on it, the other with C. G. Also, a sword.
She wears them. Finally, they granted her the <i>salute</i>.
I am witness that that ceremony is faithfully observed by both parties—and
most gravely and decorously, too. I have never seen a soldier
smile yet, while delivering it, nor Cathy in returning it.</p>
<p>Ostensibly I was not present at these proceedings, and am ignorant
of them; but I was where I could see. I was afraid of one thing—the
jealousy of the other children of the post; but there is nothing of
that, I am glad to say. On the contrary, they are proud of their
comrade and her honors. It is a surprising thing, but it is true.
The children are devoted to Cathy, for she has turned their dull frontier
life into a sort of continuous festival; also they know her for a stanch
and steady friend, a friend who can always be depended upon, and does
not change with the weather.</p>
<p>She has become a rather extraordinary rider, under the tutorship
of a more than extraordinary teacher—BB, which is her pet name
for Buffalo Bill. She pronounces it <i>beeby</i>. He has
not only taught her seventeen ways of breaking her neck, but twenty-two
ways of avoiding it. He has infused into her the best and surest
protection of a horseman—<i>confidence</i>. He did it gradually,
systematically, little by little, a step at a time, and each step made
sure before the next was essayed. And so he inched her along up
through terrors that had been discounted by training before she reached
them, and therefore were not recognizable as terrors when she got to
them. Well, she is a daring little rider, now, and is perfect
in what she knows of horsemanship. By-and-by she will know the
art like a West Point cadet, and will exercise it as fearlessly.
She doesn’t know anything about side-saddles. Does that
distress you? And she is a fine performer, without any saddle
at all. Does that discomfort you? Do not let it; she is
not in any danger, I give you my word.</p>
<p>You said that if my heart was old and tired she would refresh it,
and you said truly. I do not know how I got along without her,
before. I was a forlorn old tree, but now that this blossoming
vine has wound itself about me and become the life of my life, it is
very different. As a furnisher of business for me and for Mammy
Dorcas she is exhaustlessly competent, but I like my share of it and
of course Dorcas likes hers, for Dorcas “raised” George,
and Cathy is George over again in so many ways that she brings back
Dorcas’s youth and the joys of that long-vanished time.
My father tried to set Dorcas free twenty years ago, when we still lived
in Virginia, but without success; she considered herself a member of
the family, and wouldn’t go. And so, a member of the family
she remained, and has held that position unchallenged ever since, and
holds it now; for when my mother sent her here from San Bernardino when
we learned that Cathy was coming, she only changed from one division
of the family to the other. She has the warm heart of her race,
and its lavish affections, and when Cathy arrived the pair were mother
and child in five minutes, and that is what they are to date and will
continue. Dorcas really thinks she raised George, and that is
one of her prides, but perhaps it was a mutual raising, for their ages
were the same—thirteen years short of mine. But they were
playmates, at any rate; as regards that, there is no room for dispute.</p>
<p>Cathy thinks Dorcas is the best Catholic in America except herself.
She could not pay any one a higher compliment than that, and Dorcas
could not receive one that would please her better. Dorcas is
satisfied that there has never been a more wonderful child than Cathy.
She has conceived the curious idea that Cathy is <i>twins</i>, and that
one of them is a boy-twin and failed to get segregated—got submerged,
is the idea. To argue with her that this is nonsense is a waste
of breath—her mind is made up, and arguments do not affect it.
She says:</p>
<p>“Look at her; she loves dolls, and girl-plays, and everything
a girl loves, and she’s gentle and sweet, and ain’t cruel
to dumb brutes—now that’s the girl-twin, but she loves boy-plays,
and drums and fifes and soldiering, and rough-riding, and ain’t
afraid of anybody or anything—and that’s the boy-twin; ’deed
you needn’t tell <i>me</i> she’s only <i>one</i> child;
no, sir, she’s twins, and one of them got shet up out of sight.
Out of sight, but that don’t make any difference, that boy is
in there, and you can see him look out of her eyes when her temper is
up.”</p>
<p>Then Dorcas went on, in her simple and earnest way, to furnish illustrations.</p>
<p>“Look at that raven, Marse Tom. Would anybody befriend
a raven but that child? Of course they wouldn’t; it ain’t
natural. Well, the Injun boy had the raven tied up, and was all
the time plaguing it and starving it, and she pitied the po’ thing,
and tried to buy it from the boy, and the tears was in her eyes.
That was the girl-twin, you see. She offered him her thimble,
and he flung it down; she offered him all the doughnuts she had, which
was two, and he flung them down; she offered him half a paper of pins,
worth forty ravens, and he made a mouth at her and jabbed one of them
in the raven’s back. That was the limit, you know.
It called for the other twin. Her eyes blazed up, and she jumped
for him like a wild-cat, and when she was done with him she was rags
and he wasn’t anything but an allegory. That was most undoubtedly
the other twin, you see, coming to the front. No, sir; don’t
tell <i>me</i> he ain’t in there. I’ve seen him with
my own eyes—and plenty of times, at that.”</p>
<p>“Allegory? What is an allegory?”</p>
<p>“I don’t know, Marse Tom, it’s one of her words;
she loves the big ones, you know, and I pick them up from her; they
sound good and I can’t help it.”</p>
<p>“What happened after she had converted the boy into an allegory?”</p>
<p>“Why, she untied the raven and confiscated him by force and
fetched him home, and left the doughnuts and things on the ground.
Petted him, of course, like she does with every creature. In two
days she had him so stuck after her that she—well, <i>you</i>
know how he follows her everywhere, and sets on her shoulder often when
she rides her breakneck rampages—all of which is the girl-twin
to the front, you see—and he does what he pleases, and is up to
all kinds of devilment, and is a perfect nuisance in the kitchen.
Well, they all stand it, but they wouldn’t if it was another person’s
bird.”</p>
<p>Here she began to chuckle comfortably, and presently she said:</p>
<p>“Well, you know, she’s a nuisance herself, Miss Cathy
is, she <i>is</i> so busy, and into everything, like that bird.
It’s all just as innocent, you know, and she don’t mean
any harm, and is so good and dear; and it ain’t her fault, it’s
her nature; her interest is always a-working and always red-hot, and
she can’t keep quiet. Well, yesterday it was ‘Please,
Miss Cathy, don’t do that’; and, ‘Please, Miss Cathy,
let that alone’; and, ‘Please, Miss Cathy, don’t make
so much noise’; and so on and so on, till I reckon I had found
fault fourteen times in fifteen minutes; then she looked up at me with
her big brown eyes that can plead so, and said in that odd little foreign
way that goes to your heart,</p>
<p>“’Please, mammy, make me a compliment.”</p>
<p>“And of course you did it, you old fool?”</p>
<p>“Marse Tom, I just grabbed her up to my breast and says, ‘Oh,
you po’ dear little motherless thing, you ain’t got a fault
in the world, and you can do anything you want to, and tear the house
down, and yo’ old black mammy won’t say a word!’”</p>
<p>“Why, of course, of course—<i>I</i> knew you’d
spoil the child.”</p>
<p>She brushed away her tears, and said with dignity:</p>
<p>“Spoil the child? spoil <i>that</i> child, Marse Tom?
There can’t <i>anybody</i> spoil her. She’s the king
bee of this post, and everybody pets her and is her slave, and yet,
as you know, your own self, she ain’t the least little bit spoiled.”
Then she eased her mind with this retort: “Marse Tom, she makes
you do anything she wants to, and you can’t deny it; so if she
could be spoilt, she’d been spoilt long ago, because you are the
very <i>worst</i>! Look at that pile of cats in your chair, and
you sitting on a candle-box, just as patient; it’s because they’re
her cats.”</p>
<p>If Dorcas were a soldier, I could punish her for such large frankness
as that. I changed the subject, and made her resume her illustrations.
She had scored against me fairly, and I wasn’t going to cheapen
her victory by disputing it. She proceeded to offer this incident
in evidence on her twin theory:</p>
<p>“Two weeks ago when she got her finger mashed open, she turned
pretty pale with the pain, but she never said a word. I took her
in my lap, and the surgeon sponged off the blood and took a needle and
thread and began to sew it up; it had to have a lot of stitches, and
each one made her scrunch a little, but she never let go a sound.
At last the surgeon was so full of admiration that he said, ‘Well,
you <i>are</i> a brave little thing!’ and she said, just as ca’m
and simple as if she was talking about the weather, ‘There isn’t
anybody braver but the Cid!’ You see? it was the boy-twin
that the surgeon was a-dealing with.</p>
<p>“Who is the Cid?”</p>
<p>“I don’t know, sir—at least only what she says.
She’s always talking about him, and says he was the bravest hero
Spain ever had, or any other country. They have it up and down,
the children do, she standing up for the Cid, and they working George
Washington for all he is worth.”</p>
<p>“Do they quarrel?”</p>
<p>“No; it’s only disputing, and bragging, the way children
do. They want her to be an American, but she can’t be anything
but a Spaniard, she says. You see, her mother was always longing
for home, po’ thing! and thinking about it, and so the child is
just as much a Spaniard as if she’d always lived there.
She thinks she remembers how Spain looked, but I reckon she don’t,
because she was only a baby when they moved to France. She is
very proud to be a Spaniard.”</p>
<p>Does that please you, Mercedes? Very well, be content; your
niece is loyal to her allegiance: her mother laid deep the foundations
of her love for Spain, and she will go back to you as good a Spaniard
as you are yourself. She has made me promise to take her to you
for a long visit when the War Office retires me.</p>
<p>I attend to her studies myself; has she told you that? Yes,
I am her school-master, and she makes pretty good progress, I think,
everything considered. Everything considered—being translated—means
holidays. But the fact is, she was not born for study, and it
comes hard. Hard for me, too; it hurts me like a physical pain
to see that free spirit of the air and the sunshine laboring and grieving
over a book; and sometimes when I find her gazing far away towards the
plain and the blue mountains with the longing in her eyes, I have to
throw open the prison doors; I can’t help it. A quaint little
scholar she is, and makes plenty of blunders. Once I put the question:</p>
<p>“What does the Czar govern?”</p>
<p>She rested her elbow on her knee and her chin on her hand and took
that problem under deep consideration. Presently she looked up
and answered, with a rising inflection implying a shade of uncertainty,</p>
<p>“The dative case?”</p>
<p>Here are a couple of her expositions which were delivered with tranquil
confidence:</p>
<p>“<i>Chaplain</i>, diminutive of chap. <i>Lass</i> is
masculine, <i>lassie</i> is feminine.”</p>
<p>She is not a genius, you see, but just a normal child; they all make
mistakes of that sort. There is a glad light in her eye which
is pretty to see when she finds herself able to answer a question promptly
and accurately, without any hesitation; as, for instance, this morning:</p>
<p>“Cathy dear, what is a cube?”</p>
<p>“Why, a native of Cuba.”</p>
<p>She still drops a foreign word into her talk now and then, and there
is still a subtle foreign flavor or fragrance about even her exactest
English—and long may this abide! for it has for me a charm that
is very pleasant. Sometimes her English is daintily prim and bookish
and captivating. She has a child’s sweet tooth, but for
her health’s sake I try to keep its inspirations under cheek.
She is obedient—as is proper for a titled and recognized military
personage, which she is—but the chain presses sometimes.
For instance, we were out for a walk, and passed by some bushes that
were freighted with wild goose-berries. Her face brightened and
she put her hands together and delivered herself of this speech, most
feelingly:</p>
<p>“Oh, if I was permitted a vice it would be the <i>gourmandise</i>!”</p>
<p>Could I resist that? No. I gave her a gooseberry.</p>
<p>You ask about her languages. They take care of themselves;
they will not get rusty here; our regiments are not made up of natives
alone—far from it. And she is picking up Indian tongues
diligently.</p>
<br/>
<h3>CHAPTER VI—SOLDIER BOY AND THE MEXICAN PLUG</h3>
<br/>
<p>“When did you come?”</p>
<p>“Arrived at sundown.”</p>
<p>“Where from?”</p>
<p>“Salt Lake.”</p>
<p>“Are you in the service?”</p>
<p>“No. Trade.”</p>
<p>“Pirate trade, I reckon.”</p>
<p>“What do you know about it?”</p>
<p>“I saw you when you came. I recognized your master.
He is a bad sort. Trap-robber, horse-thief, squaw-man, renegado—Hank
Butters—I know him very well. Stole you, didn’t he?”</p>
<p>“Well, it amounted to that.”</p>
<p>“I thought so. Where is his pard?”</p>
<p>“He stopped at White Cloud’s camp.”</p>
<p>“He is another of the same stripe, is Blake Haskins.”
(<i>Aside</i>.) They are laying for Buffalo Bill again, I guess.
(<i>Aloud</i>.) “What is your name?”</p>
<p>“Which one?”</p>
<p>“Have you got more than one?”</p>
<p>“I get a new one every time I’m stolen. I used
to have an honest name, but that was early; I’ve forgotten it.
Since then I’ve had thirteen <i>aliases</i>.”</p>
<p>“Aliases? What is alias?”</p>
<p>“A false name.”</p>
<p>“Alias. It’s a fine large word, and is in my line;
it has quite a learned and cerebrospinal incandescent sound. Are
you educated?”</p>
<p>“Well, no, I can’t claim it. I can take down bars,
I can distinguish oats from shoe-pegs, I can blaspheme a saddle-boil
with the college-bred, and I know a few other things—not many;
I have had no chance, I have always had to work; besides, I am of low
birth and no family. You speak my dialect like a native, but you
are not a Mexican Plug, you are a gentleman, I can see that; and educated,
of course.”</p>
<p>“Yes, I am of old family, and not illiterate. I am a
fossil.”</p>
<p>“A which?”</p>
<p>“Fossil. The first horses were fossils. They date
back two million years.”</p>
<p>“Gr-eat sand and sage-brush! do you mean it?”</p>
<p>“Yes, it is true. The bones of my ancestors are held
in reverence and worship, even by men. They do not leave them
exposed to the weather when they find them, but carry them three thousand
miles and enshrine them in their temples of learning, and worship them.”</p>
<p>“It is wonderful! I knew you must be a person of distinction,
by your fine presence and courtly address, and by the fact that you
are not subjected to the indignity of hobbles, like myself and the rest.
Would you tell me your name?”</p>
<p>“You have probably heard of it—Soldier Boy.”</p>
<p>“What!—the renowned, the illustrious?”</p>
<p>“Even so.”</p>
<p>“It takes my breath! Little did I dream that ever I should
stand face to face with the possessor of that great name. Buffalo
Bill’s horse! Known from the Canadian border to the deserts
of Arizona, and from the eastern marches of the Great Plains to the
foot-hills of the Sierra! Truly this is a memorable day.
You still serve the celebrated Chief of Scouts?”</p>
<p>“I am still his property, but he has lent me, for a time, to
the most noble, the most gracious, the most excellent, her Excellency
Catherine, Corporal-General Seventh Cavalry and Flag-Lieutenant Ninth
Dragoons, U.S.A.,—on whom be peace!”</p>
<p>“Amen. Did you say <i>her</i> Excellency?”</p>
<p>“The same. A Spanish lady, sweet blossom of a ducal house.
And truly a wonder; knowing everything, capable of everything; speaking
all the languages, master of all sciences, a mind without horizons,
a heart of gold, the glory of her race! On whom be peace!”</p>
<p>“Amen. It is marvellous!”</p>
<p>“Verily. I knew many things, she has taught me others.
I am educated. I will tell you about her.”</p>
<p>“I listen—I am enchanted.”</p>
<p>“I will tell a plain tale, calmly, without excitement, without
eloquence. When she had been here four or five weeks she was already
erudite in military things, and they made her an officer—a double
officer. She rode the drill every day, like any soldier; and she
could take the bugle and direct the evolutions herself. Then,
on a day, there was a grand race, for prizes—none to enter but
the children. Seventeen children entered, and she was the youngest.
Three girls, fourteen boys—good riders all. It was a steeplechase,
with four hurdles, all pretty high. The first prize was a most
cunning half-grown silver bugle, and mighty pretty, with red silk cord
and tassels. Buffalo Bill was very anxious; for he had taught
her to ride, and he did most dearly want her to win that race, for the
glory of it. So he wanted her to ride me, but she wouldn’t;
and she reproached him, and said it was unfair and unright, and taking
advantage; for what horse in this post or any other could stand a chance
against me? and she was very severe with him, and said, ‘You ought
to be ashamed—you are proposing to me conduct unbecoming an officer
and a gentleman.’ So he just tossed her up in the air about
thirty feet and caught her as she came down, and said he was ashamed;
and put up his handkerchief and pretended to cry, which nearly broke
her heart, and she petted him, and begged him to forgive her, and said
she would do anything in the world he could ask but that; but he said
he ought to go hang himself, and he <i>must</i>, if he could get a rope;
it was nothing but right he should, for he never, never could forgive
himself; and then <i>she</i> began to cry, and they both sobbed, the
way you could hear him a mile, and she clinging around his neck and
pleading, till at last he was comforted a little, and gave his solemn
promise he wouldn’t hang himself till after the race; and wouldn’t
do it at all if she won it, which made her happy, and she said she would
win it or die in the saddle; so then everything was pleasant again and
both of them content. He can’t help playing jokes on her,
he is so fond of her and she is so innocent and unsuspecting; and when
she finds it out she cuffs him and is in a fury, but presently forgives
him because it’s him; and maybe the very next day she’s
caught with another joke; you see she can’t learn any better,
because she hasn’t any deceit in her, and that kind aren’t
ever expecting it in another person.</p>
<p>“It was a grand race. The whole post was there, and there
was such another whooping and shouting when the seventeen kids came
flying down the turf and sailing over the hurdles—oh, beautiful
to see! Half-way down, it was kind of neck and neck, and anybody’s
race and nobody’s. Then, what should happen but a cow steps
out and puts her head down to munch grass, with her broadside to the
battalion, and they a-coming like the wind; they split apart to flank
her, but <i>she</i>?—why, she drove the spurs home and soared
over that cow like a bird! and on she went, and cleared the last hurdle
solitary and alone, the army letting loose the grand yell, and she skipped
from the horse the same as if he had been standing still, and made her
bow, and everybody crowded around to congratulate, and they gave her
the bugle, and she put it to her lips and blew ‘boots and saddles’
to see how it would go, and BB was as proud as you can’t think!
And he said, ‘Take Soldier Boy, and don’t pass him back
till I ask for him!’ and I can tell you he wouldn’t have
said that to any other person on this planet. That was two months
and more ago, and nobody has been on my back since but the Corporal-General
Seventh Cavalry and Flag-Lieutenant of the Ninth Dragoons, U.S.A.,—on
whom be peace!”</p>
<p>“Amen. I listen—tell me more.”</p>
<p>“She set to work and organized the Sixteen, and called it the
First Battalion Rocky Mountain Rangers, U.S.A., and she wanted to be
bugler, but they elected her Lieutenant-General and Bugler. So
she ranks her uncle the commandant, who is only a Brigadier. And
doesn’t she train those little people! Ask the Indians,
ask the traders, ask the soldiers; they’ll tell you. She
has been at it from the first day. Every morning they go clattering
down into the plain, and there she sits on my back with her bugle at
her mouth and sounds the orders and puts them through the evolutions
for an hour or more; and it is too beautiful for anything to see those
ponies dissolve from one formation into another, and waltz about, and
break, and scatter, and form again, always moving, always graceful,
now trotting, now galloping, and so on, sometimes near by, sometimes
in the distance, all just like a state ball, you know, and sometimes
she can’t hold herself any longer, but sounds the ‘charge,’
and turns me loose! and you can take my word for it, if the battalion
hasn’t too much of a start we catch up and go over the breastworks
with the front line.</p>
<p>“Yes, they are soldiers, those little people; and healthy,
too, not ailing any more, the way they used to be sometimes. It’s
because of her drill. She’s got a fort, now—Fort Fanny
Marsh. Major-General Tommy Drake planned it out, and the Seventh
and Dragoons built it. Tommy is the Colonel’s son, and is
fifteen and the oldest in the Battalion; Fanny Marsh is Brigadier-General,
and is next oldest—over thirteen. She is daughter of Captain
Marsh, Company B, Seventh Cavalry. Lieutenant-General Alison is
the youngest by considerable; I think she is about nine and a half or
three-quarters. Her military rig, as Lieutenant-General, isn’t
for business, it’s for dress parade, because the ladies made it.
They say they got it out of the Middle Ages—out of a book—and
it is all red and blue and white silks and satins and velvets; tights,
trunks, sword, doublet with slashed sleeves, short cape, cap with just
one feather in it; I’ve heard them name these things; they got
them out of the book; she’s dressed like a page, of old times,
they say. It’s the daintiest outfit that ever was—you
will say so, when you see it. She’s lovely in it—oh,
just a dream! In some ways she is just her age, but in others
she’s as old as her uncle, I think. She is very learned.
She teaches her uncle his book. I have seen her sitting by with
the book and reciting to him what is in it, so that he can learn to
do it himself.</p>
<p>“Every Saturday she hires little Injuns to garrison her fort;
then she lays siege to it, and makes military approaches by make-believe
trenches in make-believe night, and finally at make-believe dawn she
draws her sword and sounds the assault and takes it by storm.
It is for practice. And she has invented a bugle-call all by herself,
out of her own head, and it’s a stirring one, and the prettiest
in the service. It’s to call <i>me</i>—it’s
never used for anything else. She taught it to me, and told me
what it says: ‘<i>It is I</i>, <i>Soldier—come</i>!’
and when those thrilling notes come floating down the distance I hear
them without fail, even if I am two miles away; and then—oh, then
you should see my heels get down to business!</p>
<p>“And she has taught me how to say good-morning and good-night
to her, which is by lifting my right hoof for her to shake; and also
how to say good-bye; I do that with my left foot—but only for
practice, because there hasn’t been any but make-believe good-byeing
yet, and I hope there won’t ever be. It would make me cry
if I ever had to put up my left foot in earnest. She has taught
me how to salute, and I can do it as well as a soldier. I bow
my head low, and lay my right hoof against my cheek. She taught
me that because I got into disgrace once, through ignorance. I
am privileged, because I am known to be honorable and trustworthy, and
because I have a distinguished record in the service; so they don’t
hobble me nor tie me to stakes or shut me tight in stables, but let
me wander around to suit myself. Well, trooping the colors is
a very solemn ceremony, and everybody must stand uncovered when the
flag goes by, the commandant and all; and once I was there, and ignorantly
walked across right in front of the band, which was an awful disgrace:
Ah, the Lieutenant-General was so ashamed, and so distressed that I
should have done such a thing before all the world, that she couldn’t
keep the tears back; and then she taught me the salute, so that if I
ever did any other unmilitary act through ignorance I could do my salute
and she believed everybody would think it was apology enough and would
not press the matter. It is very nice and distinguished; no other
horse can do it; often the men salute me, and I return it. I am
privileged to be present when the Rocky Mountain Rangers troop the colors
and I stand solemn, like the children, and I salute when the flag goes
by. Of course when she goes to her fort her sentries sing out
‘Turn out the guard!’ and then . . . do you catch that refreshing
early-morning whiff from the mountain-pines and the wild flowers?
The night is far spent; we’ll hear the bugles before long.
Dorcas, the black woman, is very good and nice; she takes care of the
Lieutenant-General, and is Brigadier-General Alison’s mother,
which makes her mother-in-law to the Lieutenant-General. That
is what Shekels says. At least it is what I think he says, though
I never can understand him quite clearly. He—”</p>
<p>“Who is Shekels?”</p>
<p>“The Seventh Cavalry dog. I mean, if he <i>is</i> a dog.
His father was a coyote and his mother was a wild-cat. It doesn’t
really make a dog out of him, does it?”</p>
<p>“Not a real dog, I should think. Only a kind of a general
dog, at most, I reckon. Though this is a matter of ichthyology,
I suppose; and if it is, it is out of my depth, and so my opinion is
not valuable, and I don’t claim much consideration for it.”</p>
<p>“It isn’t ichthyology; it is dogmatics, which is still
more difficult and tangled up. Dogmatics always are.”</p>
<p>“Dogmatics is quite beyond me, quite; so I am not competing.
But on general principles it is my opinion that a colt out of a coyote
and a wild-cat is no square dog, but doubtful. That is my hand,
and I stand pat.”</p>
<p>“Well, it is as far as I can go myself, and be fair and conscientious.
I have always regarded him as a doubtful dog, and so has Potter.
Potter is the great Dane. Potter says he is no dog, and not even
poultry—though I do not go quite so far as that.</p>
<p>“And I wouldn’t, myself. Poultry is one of those
things which no person can get to the bottom of, there is so much of
it and such variety. It is just wings, and wings, and wings, till
you are weary: turkeys, and geese, and bats, and butterflies, and angels,
and grasshoppers, and flying-fish, and—well, there is really no
end to the tribe; it gives me the heaves just to think of it.
But this one hasn’t any wings, has he?”</p>
<p>“No.”</p>
<p>“Well, then, in my belief he is more likely to be dog than
poultry. I have not heard of poultry that hadn’t wings.
Wings is the <i>sign</i> of poultry; it is what you tell poultry by.
Look at the mosquito.”</p>
<p>“What do you reckon he is, then? He must be something.”</p>
<p>“Why, he could be a reptile; anything that hasn’t wings
is a reptile.”</p>
<p>“Who told you that?”</p>
<p>“Nobody told me, but I overheard it.”</p>
<p>“Where did you overhear it?”</p>
<p>“Years ago. I was with the Philadelphia Institute expedition
in the Bad Lands under Professor Cope, hunting mastodon bones, and I
overheard him say, his own self, that any plantigrade circumflex vertebrate
bacterium that hadn’t wings and was uncertain was a reptile.
Well, then, has this dog any wings? No. Is he a plantigrade
circumflex vertebrate bacterium? Maybe so, maybe not; but without
ever having seen him, and judging only by his illegal and spectacular
parentage, I will bet the odds of a bale of hay to a bran mash that
he looks it. Finally, is he uncertain? That is the point—is
he uncertain? I will leave it to you if you have ever heard of
a more uncertainer dog than what this one is?”</p>
<p>“No, I never have.”</p>
<p>“Well, then, he’s a reptile. That’s settled.”</p>
<p>“Why, look here, whatsyourname”</p>
<p>“Last alias, Mongrel.”</p>
<p>“A good one, too. I was going to say, you are better
educated than you have been pretending to be. I like cultured
society, and I shall cultivate your acquaintance. Now as to Shekels,
whenever you want to know about any private thing that is going on at
this post or in White Cloud’s camp or Thunder-Bird’s, he
can tell you; and if you make friends with him he’ll be glad to,
for he is a born gossip, and picks up all the tittle-tattle. Being
the whole Seventh Cavalry’s reptile, he doesn’t belong to
anybody in particular, and hasn’t any military duties; so he comes
and goes as he pleases, and is popular with all the house cats and other
authentic sources of private information. He understands all the
languages, and talks them all, too. With an accent like gritting
your teeth, it is true, and with a grammar that is no improvement on
blasphemy—still, with practice you get at the meat of what he
says, and it serves. . . Hark! That’s the reveille. . .
.</p>
<p>[THE REVEILLE]</p>
<p>“Faint and far, but isn’t it clear, isn’t it sweet?
There’s no music like the bugle to stir the blood, in the still
solemnity of the morning twilight, with the dim plain stretching away
to nothing and the spectral mountains slumbering against the sky.
You’ll hear another note in a minute—faint and far and clear,
like the other one, and sweeter still, you’ll notice. Wait
. . . listen. There it goes! It says, ‘<i>It is I,
Soldier—come</i>!’ . . .</p>
<p>[SOLDIER BOY’S BUGLE CALL]</p>
<p>. . . Now then, watch me leave a blue streak behind!”</p>
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