<p><SPAN name="link2H_4_0036" id="link2H_4_0036"></SPAN></p>
<h2> THE LEGEND OF SLEEPY HOLLOW. </h2>
<h3> (FOUND AMONG THE PAPERS OF THE LATE DIEDRICH KNICKERBOCKER.) </h3>
<p>A pleasing land of drowsy-head it was,<br/>
Of dreams that wave before the half-shut eye,<br/>
And of gay castles in the clouds that pays,<br/>
For ever flushing round a summer sky.<br/>
Castle of Indolence<br/></p>
<p>IN the bosom of one of those spacious coves which indent the eastern shore
of the Hudson, at that broad expansion of the river denominated by the
ancient Dutch navigators the Tappan Zee, and where they always prudently
shortened sail and implored the protection of St. Nicholas when they
crossed, there lies a small market-town or rural port which by some is
called Greensburg, but which is more generally and properly known by the
name of Tarry Town. This name was given, we are told, in former days by
the good housewives of the adjacent country from the inveterate propensity
of their husbands to linger about the village tavern on market days. Be
that as it may, I do not vouch for the fact, but merely advert to it for
the sake of being precise and authentic. Not far from this village,
perhaps about two miles, there is a little valley, or rather lap of land,
among high hills, which is one of the quietest places in the whole world.
A small brook glides through it, with just murmur enough to lull one to
repose, and the occasional whistle of a quail or tapping of a woodpecker
is almost the only sound that ever breaks in upon the uniform
tranquillity.</p>
<p>I recollect that when a stripling my first exploit in squirrel-shooting
was in a grove of tall walnut trees that shades one side of the valley. I
had wandered into it at noontime, when all Nature is peculiarly quiet, and
was startled by the roar of my own gun as it broke the Sabbath stillness
around and was prolonged and reverberated by the angry echoes. If ever I
should wish for a retreat whither I might steal from the world and its
distractions and dream quietly away the remnant of a troubled life, I know
of none more promising than this little valley.</p>
<p>From the listless repose of the place and the peculiar character of its
inhabitants, who are descendants from the original Dutch settlers, this
sequestered glen has long been known by the name of SLEEPY HOLLOW, and its
rustic lads are called the Sleepy Hollow Boys throughout all the
neighboring country. A drowsy, dreamy influence seems to hang over the
land and to pervade the very atmosphere. Some say that the place was
bewitched by a High German doctor during the early days of the settlement;
others, that an old Indian chief, the prophet or wizard of his tribe, held
his powwows there before the country was discovered by Master Hendrick
Hudson. Certain it is, the place still continues under the sway of some
witching power that holds a spell over the minds of the good people,
causing them to walk in a continual reverie. They are given to all kinds
of marvellous beliefs, are subject to trances and visions, and frequently
see strange sights and hear music and voices in the air. The whole
neighborhood abounds with local tales, haunted spots, and twilight
superstitions; stars shoot and meteors glare oftener across the valley
than in any other part of the country, and the nightmare, with her whole
ninefold, seems to make it the favorite scene of her gambols.</p>
<p>The dominant spirit, however, that haunts this enchanted region, and seems
to be commander-in-chief of all the powers of the air, is the apparition
of a figure on horseback without a head. It is said by some to be the
ghost of a Hessian trooper whose head had been carried away by a
cannonball in some nameless battle during the Revolutionary War, and who
is ever and anon seen by the country-folk hurrying along in the gloom of
night as if on the wings of the wind. His haunts are not confined to the
valley, but extend at times to the adjacent roads, and especially to the
vicinity of a church at no great distance. Indeed, certain of the most
authentic historians of those parts, who have been careful in collecting
and collating the floating facts concerning this spectre, allege that the
body of the trooper, having been buried in the churchyard, the ghost rides
forth to the scene of battle in nightly quest of his head, and that the
rushing speed with which he sometimes passes along the Hollow, like a
midnight blast, is owing to his being belated and in a hurry to get back
to the churchyard before daybreak.</p>
<p>Such is the general purport of this legendary superstition, which has
furnished materials for many a wild story in that region of shadows; and
the spectre is known at all the country firesides by the name of the
Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow.</p>
<p>It is remarkable that the visionary propensity I have mentioned is not
confined to the native inhabitants of the valley, but is unconsciously
imbibed by every one who resides there for a time. However wide awake they
may have been before they entered that sleepy region, they are sure in a
little time to inhale the witching influence of the air and begin to grow
imaginative—to dream dreams and see apparitions.</p>
<p>I mention this peaceful spot with all possible laud, for it is in such
little retired Dutch valleys, found here and there embosomed in the great
State of New York, that population, manners, and customs remain fixed,
while the great torrent of migration and improvement, which is making such
incessant changes in other parts of this restless country, sweeps by them
unobserved. They are like those little nooks of still water which border a
rapid stream where we may see the straw and bubble riding quietly at
anchor or slowly revolving in their mimic harbor, undisturbed by the rush
of the passing current. Though many years have elapsed since I trod the
drowsy shades of Sleepy Hollow, yet I question whether I should not still
find the same trees and the same families vegetating in its sheltered
bosom.</p>
<p>In this by-place of Nature there abode, in a remote period of American
history—that is to say, some thirty years since—a worthy wight
of the name of Ichabod Crane, who sojourned, or, as he expressed it,
"tarried," in Sleepy Hollow for the purpose of instructing the children of
the vicinity. He was a native of Connecticut, a State which supplies the
Union with pioneers for the mind as well as for the forest, and sends
forth yearly its legions of frontier woodmen and country schoolmasters.
The cognomen of Crane was not inapplicable to his person. He was tall, but
exceedingly lank, with narrow shoulders, long arms and legs, hands that
dangled a mile out of his sleeves, feet that might have served for
shovels, and his whole frame most loosely hung together. His head was
small, and flat at top, with huge ears, large green glassy eyes, and a
long snip nose, so that it looked like a weathercock perched upon his
spindle neck to tell which way the wind blew. To see him striding along
the profile of a hill on a windy day, with his clothes bagging and
fluttering about him, one might have mistaken him for the genius of Famine
descending upon the earth or some scarecrow eloped from a cornfield.</p>
<p>His school-house was a low building of one large room, rudely constructed
of logs, the windows partly glazed and partly patched with leaves of old
copybooks. It was most ingeniously secured at vacant hours by a withe
twisted in the handle of the door and stakes set against the
window-shutters, so that, though a thief might get in with perfect ease,
he would find some embarrassment in getting out—-an idea most
probably borrowed by the architect, Yost Van Houten, from the mystery of
an eel-pot. The school-house stood in a rather lonely but pleasant
situation, just at the foot of a woody hill, with a brook running close by
and a formidable birch tree growing at one end of it. From hence the low
murmur of his pupils' voices, conning over their lessons, might be heard
in a drowsy summer's day like the hum of a bee-hive, interrupted now and
then by the authoritative voice of the master in the tone of menace or
command, or, peradventure, by the appalling sound of the birch as he urged
some tardy loiterer along the flowery path of knowledge. Truth to say, he
was a conscientious man, and ever bore in mind the golden maxim, "Spare
the rod and spoil the child." Ichabod Crane's scholars certainly were not
spoiled.</p>
<p>I would not have it imagined, however, that he was one of those cruel
potentates of the school who joy in the smart of their subjects; on the
contrary, he administered justice with discrimination rather than
severity, taking the burden off the backs of the weak and laying it on
those of the strong. Your mere puny stripling, that winced at the least
flourish of the rod, was passed by with indulgence; but the claims of
justice were satisfied by inflicting a double portion on some little
tough, wrong-headed, broad-skirted Dutch urchin, who sulked and swelled
and grew dogged and sullen beneath the birch. All this he called "doing
his duty by their parents;" and he never inflicted a chastisement without
following it by the assurance, so consolatory to the smarting urchin, that
"he would remember it and thank him for it the longest day he had to
live."</p>
<p>When school-hours were over he was even the companion and playmate of the
larger boys, and on holiday afternoons would convoy some of the smaller
ones home who happened to have pretty sisters or good housewives for
mothers noted for the comforts of the cupboard. Indeed it behooved him to
keep on good terms with his pupils. The revenue arising from his school
was small, and would have been scarcely sufficient to furnish him with
daily bread, for he was a huge feeder, and, though lank, had the dilating
powers of an anaconda; but to help out his maintenance he was, according
to country custom in those parts, boarded and lodged at the houses of the
farmers whose children he instructed. With these he lived successively a
week at a time, thus going the rounds of the neighborhood with all his
worldly effects tied up in a cotton handkerchief.</p>
<p>That all this might not be too onerous on the purses of his rustic
patrons, who are apt to consider the costs of schooling a grievous burden
and schoolmasters as mere drones, he had various ways of rendering himself
both useful and agreeable. He assisted the farmers occasionally in the
lighter labors of their farms, helped to make hay, mended the fences, took
the horses to water, drove the cows from pasture, and cut wood for the
winter fire. He laid aside, too, all the dominant dignity and absolute
sway with which he lorded it in his little empire, the school, and became
wonderfully gentle and ingratiating. He found favor in the eyes of the
mothers by petting the children, particularly the youngest; and like the
lion bold, which whilom so magnanimously the lamb did hold, he would sit
with a child on one knee and rock a cradle with his foot for whole hours
together.</p>
<p>In addition to his other vocations, he was the singing-master of the
neighborhood and picked up many bright shillings by instructing the young
folks in psalmody. It was a matter of no little vanity to him on Sundays
to take his station in front of the church-gallery with a band of chosen
singers, where, in his own mind, he completely carried away the palm from
the parson. Certain it is, his voice resounded far above all the rest of
the congregation, and there are peculiar quavers still to be heard in that
church, and which may even be heard half a mile off, quite to the opposite
side of the mill-pond on a still Sunday morning, which are said to be
legitimately descended from the nose of Ichabod Crane. Thus, by divers
little makeshifts in that ingenious way which is commonly denominated "by
hook and by crook," the worthy pedagogue got on tolerably enough, and was
thought, by all who understood nothing of the labor of headwork, to have a
wonderfully easy life of it.</p>
<p>The schoolmaster is generally a man of some importance in the female
circle of a rural neighborhood, being considered a kind of idle,
gentleman-like personage of vastly superior taste and accomplishments to
the rough country swains, and, indeed, inferior in learning only to the
parson. His appearance, therefore, is apt to occasion some little stir at
the tea-table of a farmhouse and the addition of a supernumerary dish of
cakes or sweetmeats, or, peradventure, the parade of a silver tea-pot. Our
man of letters, therefore, was peculiarly happy in the smiles of all the
country damsels. How he would figure among them in the churchyard between
services on Sundays, gathering grapes for them from the wild vines that
overrun the surrounding trees; reciting for their amusement all the
epitaphs on the tombstones; or sauntering, with a whole bevy of them,
along the banks of the adjacent mill-pond, while the more bashful country
bumpkins hung sheepishly back, envying his superior elegance and address.</p>
<p>From his half-itinerant life, also, he was a kind of travelling gazette,
carrying the whole budget of local gossip from house to house, so that his
appearance was always greeted with satisfaction. He was, moreover,
esteemed by the women as a man of great erudition, for he had read several
books quite through, and was a perfect master of Cotton Mather's History
of New England Witchcraft, in which, by the way, he most firmly and
potently believed.</p>
<p>He was, in fact, an odd mixture of small shrewdness and simple credulity.
His appetite for the marvellous and his powers of digesting it were
equally extraordinary, and both had been increased by his residence in
this spellbound region. No tale was too gross or monstrous for his
capacious swallow. It was often his delight, after his school was
dismissed in the afternoon, to stretch himself on the rich bed of clover
bordering the little brook that whimpered by his school-house, and there
con over old Mather's direful tales until the gathering dusk of the
evening made the printed page a mere mist before his eyes. Then, as he
wended his way by swamp and stream and awful woodland to the farmhouse
where he happened to be quartered, every sound of Nature at that witching
hour fluttered his excited imagination—the moan of the
whip-poor-will* from the hillside; the boding cry of the tree-toad, that
harbinger of storm; the dreary hooting of the screech-owl, or the sudden
rustling in the thicket of birds frightened from their roost. The
fire-flies, too, which sparkled most vividly in the darkest places, now
and then startled him as one of uncommon brightness would stream across
his path; and if, by chance, a huge blockhead of a beetle came winging his
blundering flight against him, the poor varlet was ready to give up the
ghost, with the idea that he was struck with a witch's token. His only
resource on such occasions, either to drown thought or drive away evil
spirits, was to sing psalm tunes; and the good people of Sleepy Hollow, as
they sat by their doors of an evening, were often filled with awe at
hearing his nasal melody, "in linked sweetness long drawn out," floating
from the distant hill or along the dusky road.</p>
<p>* The whip-poor-will is a bird which is only heard at night.<br/>
It receives its name from its note, which is thought to<br/>
resemble those words.<br/></p>
<p>Another of his sources of fearful pleasure was to pass long winter
evenings with the old Dutch wives as they sat spinning by the fire, with a
row of apples roasting and spluttering along the hearth, and listen to
their marvellous tales of ghosts and goblins, and haunted fields, and
haunted brooks, and haunted bridges, and haunted houses, and particularly
of the headless horseman, or Galloping Hessian of the Hollow, as they
sometimes called him. He would delight them equally by his anecdotes of
witchcraft and of the direful omens and portentous sights and sounds in
the air which prevailed in the earlier times of Connecticut, and would
frighten them woefully with speculations upon comets and shooting stars,
and with the alarming fact that the world did absolutely turn round and
that they were half the time topsy-turvy.</p>
<p>But if there was a pleasure in all this while snugly cuddling in the
chimney-corner of a chamber that was all of a ruddy glow from the
crackling wood-fire, and where, of course, no spectre dared to show its
face, it was dearly purchased by the terrors of his subsequent walk
homewards. What fearful shapes and shadows beset his path amidst the dim
and ghastly glare of a snowy night! With what wistful look did be eye
every trembling ray of light streaming across the waste fields from some
distant window! How often was he appalled by some shrub covered with snow,
which, like a sheeted spectre, beset his very path! How often did he
shrink with curdling awe at the sound of his own steps on the frosty crust
beneath his feet, and dread to look over his shoulder, lest he should
behold some uncouth being tramping close behind him! And how often was he
thrown into complete dismay by some rushing blast howling among the trees,
in the idea that it was the Galloping Hessian on one of his nightly
scourings!</p>
<p>All these, however, were mere terrors of the night, phantoms of the mind
that walk in darkness; and though he had seen many spectres in his time,
and been more than once beset by Satan in divers shapes in his lonely
perambulations, yet daylight put an end to all these evils; and he would
have passed a pleasant life of it, in despite of the devil and all his
works, if his path had not been crossed by a being that causes more
perplexity to mortal man than ghosts, goblins, and the whole race of
witches put together, and that was—a woman.</p>
<p>Among the musical disciples who assembled one evening in each week to
receive his instructions in psalmody was Katrina Van Tassel, the daughter
and only child of a substantial Dutch farmer. She was a blooming lass of
fresh eighteen, plump as a partridge, ripe and melting and rosy-cheeked as
one of her father's peaches, and universally famed, not merely for her
beauty, but her vast expectations. She was withal a little of a coquette,
as might be perceived even in her dress, which was a mixture of ancient
and modern fashions, as most suited to set off her charms. She wore the
ornaments of pure yellow gold which her great-great-grandmother had
brought over from Saardam, the tempting stomacher of the olden time, and
withal a provokingly short petticoat to display the prettiest foot and
ankle in the country round.</p>
<p>Ichabod Crane had a soft and foolish heart towards the sex, and it is not
to be wondered at that so tempting a morsel soon found favor in his eyes,
more especially after he had visited her in her paternal mansion. Old
Baltus Van Tassel was a perfect picture of a thriving, contented,
liberal-hearted farmer. He seldom, it is true, sent either his eyes or his
thoughts beyond the boundaries of his own farm, but within those
everything was snug, happy, and well-conditioned. He was satisfied with
his wealth but not proud of it, and piqued himself upon the hearty
abundance, rather than the style, in which he lived. His stronghold was
situated on the banks of the Hudson, in one of those green, sheltered,
fertile nooks in which the Dutch farmers are so fond of nestling. A great
elm tree spread its broad branches over it, at the foot of which bubbled
up a spring of the softest and sweetest water in a little well formed of a
barrel, and then stole sparkling away through the grass to a neighboring
brook that bubbled along among alders and dwarf willows. Hard by the
farmhouse was a vast barn, that might have served for a church, every
window and crevice of which seemed bursting forth with the treasures of
the farm; the flail was busily resounding within it from morning to night;
swallows and martins skimmed twittering about the eaves; and rows of
pigeons, some with one eye turned up, as if watching the weather, some
with their heads under their wings or buried in their bosoms, and others,
swelling, and cooing, and bowing about their dames, were enjoying the
sunshine on the roof. Sleek, unwieldy porkers were grunting in the repose
and abundance of their pens, whence sallied forth, now and then, troops of
sucking pigs as if to snuff the air. A stately squadron of snowy geese
were riding in an adjoining pond, convoying whole fleets of ducks;
regiments of turkeys were gobbling through the farmyard, and guinea-fowls
fretting about it, like ill-tempered housewives, with their peevish,
discontented cry. Before the barn-door strutted the gallant cock, that
pattern of a husband, a warrior, and a fine gentleman, clapping his
burnished wings and crowing in the pride and gladness of his heart—sometimes
tearing up the earth with his feet, and then generously calling his
ever-hungry family of wives and children to enjoy the rich morsel which he
had discovered.</p>
<p>The pedagogue's mouth watered as he looked upon this sumptuous promise of
luxurious winter fare. In his devouring mind's eye he pictured to himself
every roasting-pig running about with a pudding in his belly and an apple
in his mouth; the pigeons were snugly put to bed in a comfortable pie and
tucked in with a coverlet of crust; the geese were swimming in their own
gravy; and the ducks pairing cosily in dishes, like snug married couples,
with a decent competency of onion sauce. In the porkers he saw carved out
the future sleek side of bacon and juicy relishing ham; not a turkey but
he beheld daintily trussed up, with its gizzard under its wing, and,
peradventure, a necklace of savory sausages; and even bright Chanticleer
himself lay sprawling on his back in a side-dish, with uplifted claws, as
if craving that quarter which his chivalrous spirit disdained to ask while
living.</p>
<p>As the enraptured Ichabod fancied all this, and as he rolled his great
green eyes over the fat meadow-lands, the rich fields of wheat, of rye, of
buckwheat, and Indian corn, and the orchards burdened with ruddy fruit,
which surrounded the warm tenement of Van Tassel, his heart yearned after
the damsel who was to inherit these domains, and his imagination expanded
with the idea how they might be readily turned into cash and the money
invested in immense tracts of wild land and shingle palaces in the
wilderness. Nay, his busy fancy already realized his hopes, and presented
to him the blooming Katrina, with a whole family of children, mounted on
the top of a wagon loaded with household trumpery, with pots and kettles
dangling beneath, and he beheld himself bestriding a pacing mare, with a
colt at her heels, setting out for Kentucky, Tennessee, or the Lord knows
where.</p>
<p>When he entered the house the conquest of his heart was complete. It was
one of those spacious farmhouses with high-ridged but lowly-sloping roofs,
built in the style handed down from the first Dutch settlers, the low
projecting eaves forming a piazza along the front capable of being closed
up in bad weather. Under this were hung flails, harness, various utensils
of husbandry, and nets for fishing in the neighboring river. Benches were
built along the sides for summer use, and a great spinning-wheel at one
end and a churn at the other showed the various uses to which this
important porch might be devoted. From this piazza the wondering Ichabod
entered the hall, which formed the centre of the mansion and the place of
usual residence. Here rows of resplendent pewter, ranged on a long
dresser, dazzled his eyes. In one corner stood a huge bag of wool ready to
be spun; in another a quantity of linsey-woolsey just from the loom; ears
of Indian corn and strings of dried apples and peaches hung in gay
festoons along the walls, mingled with the gaud of red peppers; and a door
left ajar gave him a peep into the best parlor, where the claw-footed
chairs and dark mahogany tables shone like mirrors; andirons, with their
accompanying shovel and tongs, glistened from their covert of asparagus
tops; mock-oranges and conch-shells decorated the mantelpiece; strings of
various-colored birds' eggs were suspended above it; a great ostrich egg
was hung from the centre of the room, and a corner cupboard, knowingly
left open, displayed immense treasures of old silver and well-mended
china.</p>
<p>From the moment Ichabod laid his eyes upon these regions of delight the
peace of his mind was at an end, and his only study was how to gain the
affections of the peerless daughter of Van Tassel. In this enterprise,
however, he had more real difficulties than generally fell to the lot of a
knight-errant of yore, who seldom had anything but giants, enchanters,
fiery dragons, and such-like easily-conquered adversaries to contend with,
and had to make his way merely through gates of iron and brass and walls
of adamant to the castle keep, where the lady of his heart was confined;
all which he achieved as easily as a man would carve his way to the centre
of a Christmas pie, and then the lady gave him her hand as a matter of
course. Ichabod, on the contrary, had to win his way to the heart of a
country coquette beset with a labyrinth of whims and caprices, which were
forever presenting new difficulties and impediments, and he had to
encounter a host of fearful adversaries of real flesh and blood, the
numerous rustic admirers who beset every portal to her heart, keeping a
watchful and angry eye upon each other, but ready to fly out in the common
cause against any new competitor.</p>
<p>Among these the most formidable was a burly, roaring, roistering blade of
the name of Abraham—or, according to the Dutch abbreviation, Brom—Van
Brunt, the hero of the country round, which rang with his feats of
strength and hardihood. He was broad-shouldered and double-jointed, with
short curly black hair and a bluff but not unpleasant countenance, having
a mingled air of fun and arrogance. From his Herculean frame and great
powers of limb, he had received the nickname of BROM BONES, by which he
was universally known. He was famed for great knowledge and skill in
horsemanship, being as dexterous on horseback as a Tartar. He was foremost
at all races and cockfights, and, with the ascendancy which bodily
strength acquires in rustic life, was the umpire in all disputes, setting
his hat on one side and giving his decisions with an air and tone
admitting of no gainsay or appeal. He was always ready for either a fight
or a frolic, but had more mischief than ill-will in his composition; and
with all his overbearing roughness there was a strong dash of waggish
good-humor at bottom. He had three or four boon companions who regarded
him as their model, and at the head of whom he scoured the country,
attending every scene of feud or merriment for miles around. In cold
weather he was distinguished by a fur cap surmounted with a flaunting
fox's tail; and when the folks at a country gathering descried this
well-known crest at a distance, whisking about among a squad of hard
riders, they always stood by for a squall. Sometimes his crew would be
heard dashing along past the farm-houses at midnight with whoop and
halloo, like a troop of Don Cossacks, and the old dames, startled out of
their sleep, would listen for a moment till the hurry-scurry had clattered
by, and then exclaim, "Ay, there goes Brom Bones and his gang!" The
neighbors looked upon him with a mixture of awe, admiration, and
good-will, and when any madcap prank or rustic brawl occurred in the
vicinity always shook their heads and warranted Brom Bones was at the
bottom of it.</p>
<p>This rantipole hero had for some time singled out the blooming Katrina for
the object of his uncouth gallantries, and, though his amorous toyings
were something like the gentle caresses and endearments of a bear, yet it
was whispered that she did not altogether discourage his hopes. Certain it
is, his advances were signals for rival candidates to retire who felt no
inclination to cross a line in his amours; insomuch, that when his horse
was seen tied to Van Tassel's paling on a Sunday night, a sure sign that
his master was courting—or, as it is termed, "sparking"—within,
all other suitors passed by in despair and carried the war into other
quarters.</p>
<p>Such was the formidable rival with whom Ichabod Crane had to contend, and,
considering all things, a stouter man than he would have shrunk from the
competition and a wiser (*)man would have despaired. He had, however, a
happy mixture of pliability and perseverance in his nature; he was in form
and spirit like a supple jack—yielding, but although; though he
bent, he never broke and though he bowed beneath the slightest pressure,
yet the moment it was away, jerk! he was as erect and carried his head as
high as ever.</p>
<p>To have taken the field openly against his rival would have been madness
for he was not man to be thwarted in his amours, any more than that stormy
lover, Achilles. Ichabod, therefore, made his advances in a quiet and
gently-insinuating manner. Under cover of his character of singing-master,
he made frequent visits at the farm-house; not that he had anything to
apprehend from the meddlesome interference of parents, which is so often a
stumbling-block in the path of lovers. Balt Van Tassel was an easy,
indulgent soul; he loved his daughter better even than his pipe, and, like
a reasonable man and an excellent father, let her have her way in
everything. His notable little wife, too, had enough to do to attend to
her housekeeping and manage her poultry for, as she sagely observed, ducks
and geese are foolish things and must be looked after, but girls can take
care of themselves. Thus while the busy dame bustled about the house or
plied her spinning-wheel at one end of the piazza, honest Balt would sit
smoking his evening pipe at the other, watching the achievements of a
little wooden warrior who, armed with a sword in each hand, was most
valiantly fighting the wind on the pinnacle of the barn. In the meantime,
Ichabod would carry on his suit with the daughter by the side of the
spring under the great elm, or sauntering along in the twilight, that hour
so favorable to the lover's eloquence.</p>
<p>I profess not to know how women's hearts are wooed and won. To me they
have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem to have but
one vulnerable point, or door of access, while otheres have a thousand
avenues and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a great
triumph of skill to gain the former, but still greater proof of
generalship to maintain possession of the latter, for the man must battle
for his fortress at every door and window. He who wins a thousand common
hearts is therefore entitled to some renown, but he who keeps undisputed
sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero. Certain it is, this
was not the case with the redoubtable Brom Bones; and from the moment
Ichabod Crane made his advances, the interests of the former evidently
declined; his horse was no longer seen tied at the palings on Sunday
nights, and a deadly feud gradually arose between him and the preceptor of
Sleepy Hollow.</p>
<p>Brom, who had a degree of rough chivalry in his nature, would fain have
carried matters to open warfare, and have settled their pretensions to the
lady according to the mode of those most concise and simple reasoners, the
knights-errant of yore—by single combat; but Ichabod was too
conscious of the superior might of his adversary to enter the lists
against him: he had overheard a boast of Bones, that he would "double the
schoolmaster up and lay him on a shelf of his own school-house;" and he
was too wary to give him an opportunity. There was something extremely
provoking in this obstinately pacific system; it left Brom no alternative
but to draw upon the funds of rustic waggery in his disposition and to
play off boorish practical jokes upon his rival. Ichabod became the object
of whimsical persecution to Bones and his gang of rough riders. They
harried his hitherto peaceful domains; smoked out his singing school by
stopping up the chimney; broke into the schoolhouse at night in spite of
its formidable fastenings of withe and window stakes, and turned
everything topsy-turvy; so that the poor schoolmaster began to think all
the witches in the country held their meetings there. But, what was still
more annoying, Brom took all opportunities of turning him into ridicule in
presence of his mistress, and had a scoundrel dog whom he taught to whine
in the most ludicrous manner, and introduced as a rival of Ichabod's, to
instruct her in psalmody.</p>
<p>In this way, matters went on for some time without producing any material
effect on the relative situation of the contending powers. On a fine
autumnal afternoon Ichabod, in pensive mood, sat enthroned on the lofty
stool whence he usually watched all the concerns of his little literary
realm. In his hand he swayed a ferule, that sceptre of despotic power; the
birch of justice reposed on three nails behind the throne, a constant
terror to evildoers; while on the desk before him might be seen sundry
contraband articles and prohibited weapons detected upon the persons of
idle urchins, such as half-munched apples, popguns, whirligigs, fly-cages,
and whole legions of rampant little paper gamecocks. Apparently there had
been some appalling act of justice recently inflicted, for his scholars
were all busily intent upon their books or slyly whispering behind them
with one eye kept upon the master, and a kind of buzzing stillness reigned
throughout the school-room. It was suddenly interrupted by the appearance
of a negro in tow-cloth jacket and trowsers, a round-crowned fragment of a
hat like the cap of Mercury, and mounted on the back of a ragged, wild,
half-broken colt, which he managed with a rope by way of halter. He came
clattering up to the school door with an invitation to Ichabod to attend a
merry-making or "quilting frolic" to be held that evening at Mynheer Van
Tassel's; and, having delivered his message with that air of importance
and effort at fine language which a negro is apt to display on petty
embassies of the kind, he dashed over the brook, and was seen scampering
away up the hollow, full of the importance and hurry of his mission.</p>
<p>All was now bustle and hubbub in the late quiet school-room. The scholars
were hurried through their lessons without stopping at trifles; those who
were nimble skipped over half with impunity, and those who were tardy had
a smart application now and then in the rear to quicken their speed or
help them over a tall word. Books were flung aside without being put away
on the shelves, inkstands were overturned, benches thrown down, and the
whole school was turned loose an hour before the usual time, bursting
forth like a legion of young imps, yelping and racketing about the green
in joy at their early emancipation.</p>
<p>The gallant Ichabod now spent at least an extra half hour at his toilet,
brushing and furbishing up his best, and indeed only, suit of rusty black,
and arranging his locks by a bit of broken looking-glass that hung up in
the school-house. That he might make his appearance before his mistress in
the true style of a cavalier, he borrowed a horse from the farmer with
whom he was domiciliated, a choleric old Dutchman of the name of Hans Van
Ripper, and, thus gallantly mounted, issued forth like a knight-errant in
quest of adventures. But it is meet I should, in the true spirit of
romantic story, give some account of the looks and equipments of my hero
and his steed. The animal he bestrode was a broken-down plough-horse that
had outlived almost everything but his viciousness. He was gaunt and
shagged, with a ewe neck and a head like a hammer; his rusty mane and tail
were tangled and knotted with burrs; one eye had lost its pupil and was
glaring and spectral, but the other had the gleam of a genuine devil in
it. Still, he must have had fire and mettle in his day, if we may judge
from the name he bore of Gunpowder. He had, in fact, been a favorite steed
of his master's, the choleric Van Ripper, who was a furious rider, and had
infused, very probably, some of his own spirit into the animal; for, old
and broken down as he looked, there was more of the lurking devil in him
than in any young filly in the country.</p>
<p>Ichabod was a suitable figure for such a steed. He rode with short
stirrups, which brought his knees nearly up to the pommel of the saddle;
his sharp elbows stuck out like grasshoppers'; he carried his whip
perpendicularly in his hand like a sceptre; and as his horse jogged on the
motion of his arms was not unlike the flapping of a pair of wings. A small
wool hat rested on the top of his nose, for so his scanty strip of
forehead might be called, and the skirts of his black coat fluttered out
almost to his horse's tail. Such was the appearance of Ichabod and his
steed as they shambled out of the gate of Hans Van Ripper, and it was
altogether such an apparition as is seldom to be met with in broad
daylight.</p>
<p>It was, as I have said, a fine autumnal day, the sky was clear and serene,
and Nature wore that rich and golden livery which we always associate with
the idea of abundance. The forests had put on their sober brown and
yellow, while some trees of the tenderer kind had been nipped by the
frosts into brilliant dyes of orange, purple, and scarlet. Streaming files
of wild-ducks began to make their appearance high in the air; the bark of
the squirrel might be heard from the groves of beech and hickory nuts, and
the pensive whistle of the quail at intervals from the neighboring
stubble-field.</p>
<div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />