<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXIII" id="CHAPTER_XXIII"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXIII</h2>
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<h3>THE LIGHT PRINCESS</h3>
<h4>I</h4>
<h4><i>What! No Children?</i></h4>
<p>Once upon a time, so long ago that I have quite forgotten the date, there lived a
king and queen who had no children.</p>
<p>And the king said to himself, "All the queens of my acquaintance have children,
some three, some seven, and some as many as twelve; and my queen has not one. I feel
ill-used." So he made up his mind to be cross with his wife about it. But she bore it
all like a good patient queen as she was. Then the king grew very cross indeed. But
the queen pretended to take it all as a joke, and a very good one too.</p>
<p>"Why don't you have any daughters, at least?" said he. "I don't say <i>sons</i>;
that might be too much to expect."</p>
<p>"I am sure, dear king, I am very sorry," said the queen.</p>
<p>"So you ought to be," retorted the king; "you are not going to make a virtue of
<i>that</i>, surely."</p>
<p>But he was not an ill-tempered king, and in any matter of less moment would have
let the queen have her own way with all his heart. This, however, was an affair of
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<p>The queen smiled.</p>
<p>"You must have patience with a lady, you know, dear king," said she.</p>
<p>She was, indeed, a very nice queen, and heartily sorry that she could not oblige
the king immediately.</p>
<p>The king tried to have patience, but he succeeded very badly. It was more than he
deserved, therefore, when, at last, the queen gave him a daughter—as lovely a
little princess as ever cried.</p>
<h4>II</h4>
<h4><i>Won't I, Just?</i></h4>
<p>The day drew near when the infant must be christened. The king wrote all the
invitations with his own hand. Of course somebody was forgotten.</p>
<p>Now it does not generally matter if somebody <i>is</i> forgotten, only you must
mind who. Unfortunately, the king forgot without intending to forget; and so the
chance fell upon the Princess Makemnoit, which was awkward. For the princess was the
king's own sister; and he ought not to have forgotten her. But she had made herself
so disagreeable to the old king, their father, that he had forgotten her in making
his will; and so it was no wonder that her brother forgot her in writing his
invitations. But poor relations don't do anything to keep you in mind of them. Why
don't they? The king could not see into the garret she lived in, could he?
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<p>She was a sour, spiteful creature. The wrinkles of contempt crossed the wrinkles
of peevishness, and made her face as full of wrinkles as a pat of butter. If ever a
king could be justified in forgetting anybody, this king was justified in forgetting
his sister, even at a christening. She looked very odd, too. Her forehead was as
large as all the rest of her face, and projected over it like a precipice. When she
was angry, her little eyes flashed blue. When she hated anybody, they shone yellow
and green. What they looked like when she loved anybody, I do not know; for I never
heard of her loving anybody but herself, and I do not think she could have managed
that if she had not somehow got used to herself. But what made it highly imprudent in
the king to forget her was—that she was awfully clever. In fact, she was a
witch; and when she bewitched anybody, he very soon had enough of it; for she beat
all the wicked fairies in wickedness, and all the clever ones in cleverness. She
despised all the modes we read of in history, in which offended fairies and witches
have taken their revenges; and therefore, after waiting and waiting in vain for an
invitation, she made up her mind at last to go without one, and make the whole family
miserable, like a princess as she was.</p>
<p>So she put on her best gown, went to the palace, was kindly received by the happy
monarch, who forgot that he had forgotten her, and took her place in the procession
to the royal chapel. When they were all gathered about the font, she contrived to get
next to it, and throw something into the water; after which she maintained a very
respectful demeanour till the water was applied to the child's face. But at that
moment she turned round in her place three times, and muttered the following words,
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<div class="poem">
<div class="stanza">
<span class="i-4">"Light of spirit, by my charms,<br/>
<br/>
</span> <span><span style="margin-left: .1em;">Light of body, every
part,</span><br/>
<br/>
</span> <span>Never weary human arms—<br/>
<br/>
</span> <span><span style="margin-left: .1em;">Only crush thy parents'
heart!"</span><br/>
<br/>
</span></div>
</div>
<p>They all thought she had lost her wits, and was repeating some foolish nursery
rhyme; but a shudder went through the whole of them notwithstanding. The baby, on the
contrary, began to laugh and crow; while the nurse gave a start and a smothered cry,
for, she thought she was struck with paralysis: she could not feel the baby in her
arms. But she clasped it tight and said nothing.</p>
<p>The mischief was done.</p>
<h4>III</h4>
<h4><i>She Can't Be Ours!</i></h4>
<p>Her atrocious aunt had deprived the child of all her gravity. If you ask me how
this was effected, I answer, "In the easiest way in the world. She had only to
destroy gravitation." For the princess was a philosopher, and knew all the ins and
outs of the laws of gravitation as well as the ins and outs of her boot-lace. And
being a witch as well, she could abrogate those laws in a moment; or at least so clog
their wheels and rust their bearings that they would not work at all. But we have
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<p>The first awkwardness that resulted from this unhappy privation was, that the
moment the nurse began to float the baby up and down, she flew from her arms towards
the ceiling. Happily, the resistance of the air brought her ascending career to a
close within a foot of it. There she remained, horizontal as when she left her
nurse's arms, kicking and laughing amazingly. The nurse in terror flew to the bell,
and begged the footman, who answered it, to bring up the house-steps directly.
Trembling in every limb, she climbed upon the steps, and had to stand upon the very
top, and reach up, before she could catch the floating tail of the baby's long
clothes.</p>
<p>When the strange fact came to be known, there was a terrible commotion in the
palace. The occasion of its discovery by the king was naturally a repetition of the
nurse's experience. Astonished that he felt no weight when the child was laid in his
arms, he began to wave her up and—not down; for she slowly ascended to the
ceiling as before, and there remained floating in perfect comfort and satisfaction,
as was testified by her peals of tiny laughter. The king stood staring up in
speechless amazement, and trembled so that his beard shook like grass in the wind. At
last, turning to the queen, who was just as horror-struck as himself, he said,
gasping, staring, and stammering:</p>
<p>"She <i>can't</i> be ours, queen!"</p>
<p>Now the queen was much cleverer than the king, and had begun already to suspect
that "this effect defective came by cause."<!-- Page 314 --><SPAN name="Page_314" id="Page_314"></SPAN></p>
<p>"I am sure she is ours," answered she. "But we ought to have taken better care of
her at the christening. People who were never invited ought not to have been
present."</p>
<p>"Oh, ho!" said the king, tapping his forehead with his forefinger, "I have it all.
I've found her out. Don't you see it, queen? Princess Makemnoit has bewitched
her."</p>
<p>"That's just what I say," answered the queen.</p>
<p>"I beg your pardon, my love; I did not hear you. John! bring the steps I get on my
throne with."</p>
<p>For he was a little king with a great throne, like many other kings.</p>
<p>The throne-steps were brought, and set upon the dining-table, and John got upon
the top of them. But, he could not reach the little princess, who lay like a
baby-laughter-cloud in the air, exploding continuously.</p>
<p>"Take the tongs, John," said his Majesty; and getting up on the table, he handed
them to him.</p>
<p>John could reach the baby now, and the little princess was handed down by the
tongs.</p>
<h4>IV</h4><h4><i>Where Is She?</i></h4>
<p>One fine summer day, a month after these her first adventures, during which time
she had been very carefully watched, the princess was lying on the bed in the queen's
own chamber, fast asleep. One of the windows was open, for it was noon, and the day
was so sultry that the little girl was wrapped in nothing less ethereal than slumber
itself. The queen came into the room, and not observing that the baby was on the bed,
opened another window. A frolicsome fairy wind, which had been watching for a chance
of mischief, rushed in at the one window, and taking its way over the bed where the
child was lying, caught her up, and rolling and floating her along like a piece of
flue, or a dandelion seed, carried her with it through the opposite window, and away.
The queen went down-stairs, quite ignorant of the loss she had herself occasioned.
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<p>When the nurse returned, she supposed that her Majesty had carried her off, and,
dreading a scolding, delayed making inquiry about her. But hearing nothing, she grew
uneasy, and went at length to the queen's boudoir, where she found her Majesty.</p>
<p>"Please, your Majesty, shall I take the baby?" said she.</p>
<p>"Where is she?" asked the queen.</p>
<p>"Please forgive me. I know it was wrong."</p>
<p>"What do you mean?" said the queen, looking grave.</p>
<p>"Oh! don't frighten me, your Majesty!" exclaimed the nurse, clasping her
hands.</p>
<p>The queen saw that something was amiss, and fell down in a faint. The nurse rushed
about the palace, screaming, "My baby! my baby!"</p>
<p>Every one ran to the queen's room. But the queen could give no orders. They soon
found out, however, that the princess was missing, and in a moment the palace was
like a beehive in a garden; and in one minute more the queen was brought to herself
by a great shout and a clapping of hands. They had found the princess fast asleep
under a rose-bush, to which the elfish little wind-puff had carried her, finishing
its mischief by shaking a shower of red rose-leaves all over the little white
sleeper. Startled by the noise the servants made, she woke, and, furious with glee,
scattered the rose-leaves in all directions, like a shower of spray in the sunset.
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<p>She was watched more carefully after this, no doubt; yet it would be endless to
relate all the odd incidents resulting from this peculiarity of the young princess.
But there never was a baby in a house, not to say a palace, that kept the household
in such constant good humour, at least below-stairs. If it was not easy for her
nurses to hold her, at least she made neither their arms nor their hearts ache. And
she was so nice to play at ball with! There was positively no danger of letting her
fall. They might throw her down, or knock her down, or push her down, but they
couldn't <i>let</i> her down. It is true, they might let her fly into the fire or the
coal-hole, or through the window; but none of these accidents had happened as yet. If
you heard peals of laughter resounding from some unknown region, you might be sure
enough of the cause. Going down into the kitchen, or <i>the room</i>, you would find
Jane and Thomas, and Robert and Susan, all and sum, playing at ball with the little
princess. She was the ball herself, and did not enjoy it the less for that. Away she
went, flying from one to another, screeching with laughter. And the servants loved
the ball itself better even than the game. But they had to take some care how they
threw her, for if she received an upward direction, she would never come down again
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<h4>V</h4>
<h4><i>What Is to Be Done?</i></h4>
<p>But above-stairs it was different. One day, for instance, after breakfast, the
king went into his counting-house, and counted out his money.</p>
<p>The operation gave him no pleasure.</p>
<p>"To think," said he to himself, "that every one of these gold sovereigns weighs a
quarter of an ounce, and my real, live, flesh-and-blood princess weighs nothing at
all!"</p>
<p>And he hated his gold sovereigns, as they lay with a broad smile of
self-satisfaction all over their yellow faces.</p>
<p>The queen was in the parlour, eating bread and honey. But at the second mouthful
she burst out crying, and could not swallow it. The king heard her sobbing. Glad of
anybody, but especially of his queen, to quarrel with, he clashed his gold sovereigns
into his money-box, clapped his crown on his head, and rushed into the parlour.</p>
<p>"What is all this about?" exclaimed he. "What are you crying for, queen?"</p>
<p>"I can't eat it," said the queen, looking ruefully at the honey-pot.</p>
<p>"No wonder!" retorted the king. "You've just eaten your breakfast—two turkey
eggs, and three anchovies."<!-- Page 318 --><SPAN name="Page_318" id="Page_318"></SPAN></p>
<p>"Oh, that's not it!" sobbed her Majesty. "It's my child, my child!"</p>
<p>"Well, what's the matter with your child? She's neither up the chimney nor down
the draw-well. Just hear her laughing."</p>
<p>Yet the king could not help a sigh, which he tried to turn into a cough,
saying:</p>
<p>"It is a good thing to be light-hearted, I am sure, whether she be ours or
not."</p>
<p>"It is a bad thing to be light-headed," answered the queen, looking with prophetic
soul far into the future.</p>
<p>"'T is a good thing to be light-handed," said the king.</p>
<p>"'T is a bad thing to be light-fingered," answered the queen.</p>
<p>"'T is a good thing to be light-footed," said the king.</p>
<p>"'T is a bad thing—" began the queen; but the king interrupted her.</p>
<p>"In fact," said he, with the tone of one who concludes an argument in which he has
had only imaginary opponents, and in which, therefore, he has come off
triumphant—"in fact, it is a good thing altogether to be light-bodied."</p>
<p>"But it is a bad thing altogether to be light-minded," retorted the queen, who was
beginning to lose her temper.</p>
<p>This last answer quite discomfited his Majesty, who turned on his heel, and betook
himself to his counting-house again. But he was not half-way towards it, when the
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<p>"And it's a bad thing to be light-haired," screamed she, determined to have more
last words, now that her spirit was roused.</p>
<p>The queen's hair was black as night; and the king's had been, and his daughter's
was, golden as morning. But it was not this reflection on his hair that arrested him;
it was the double use of the word <i>light</i>. For the king hated all witticisms,
and punning especially. And besides, he could not tell whether the queen meant
light-<i>haired</i> or light-<i>heired</i>; for why might she not aspirate her vowels
when she was exasperated herself?</p>
<p>He turned upon his other heel, and rejoined her. She looked angry still, because
she knew that she was guilty, or, what was much the same, knew that he thought
so.</p>
<p>"My dear queen," said he, "duplicity of any sort is exceedingly objectionable
between married people of any rank, not to say kings and queens; and the most
objectionable form duplicity can assume is that of punning."</p>
<p>"There!" said the queen, "I never made a jest, but I broke it in the making. I am
the most unfortunate woman in the world!"</p>
<p>She looked so rueful that the king took her in his arms; and they sat down to
consult.</p>
<p>"Can you bear this?" said the king.</p>
<p>"No, I can't," said the queen.</p>
<p>"Well, what's to be done?" said the king.</p>
<p>"I'm sure I don't know," said the queen. "But might you not try an apology?"
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<p>"To my old sister, I suppose you mean?" said the king.</p>
<p>"Yes," said the queen.</p>
<p>"Well, I don't mind," said the king.</p>
<p>So he went the next morning to the house of the princess, and, making a very
humble apology, begged her to undo the spell. But the princess declared, with a grave
face, that she knew nothing at all about it. Her eyes, however, shone pink, which was
a sign that she was happy. She advised the king and queen to have patience, and to
mend their ways. The king returned disconsolate. The queen tried to comfort him.</p>
<p>"We will wait till she is older. She may then be able to suggest something
herself. She will know at least how she feels, and explain things to us."</p>
<p>"But what if she should marry?" exclaimed the king, in sudden consternation at the
idea.</p>
<p>"Well, what of that?" rejoined the queen.</p>
<p>"Just think! If she were to have children! In the course of a hundred years the
air might be as full of floating children as of gossamers in autumn."</p>
<p>"That is no business of ours," replied the queen. "Besides, by that time they will
have learned to take care of themselves."</p>
<p>A sigh was the king's only answer.</p>
<p>He would have consulted the court physicians; but he was afraid they would try
experiments upon her.</p>
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<h4><i>She Laughs Too Much</i></h4>
<p>Meantime, notwithstanding awkward occurrences, and griefs that she brought upon
her parents, the little princess laughed and grew—not fat, but plump and tall.
She reached the age of seventeen, without having fallen into any worse scrape than a
chimney; by rescuing her from which, a little bird-nesting urchin got fame and a
black face. Nor, thoughtless as she was, had she committed anything worse than
laughter at everybody and everything that came in her way. When she was told, for the
sake of experiment, that General Clanrunfort was cut to pieces with all his troops,
she laughed; when she heard that the enemy was on his way to besiege her father's
capital, she laughed hugely; but when she was told that the city would certainly be
abandoned to the mercy of the enemy's soldiery—why, then she laughed
immoderately. She never could be brought to see the serious side of anything. When
her mother cried, she said:</p>
<p>"What queer faces mamma makes! And she squeezes water out of her cheeks! Funny
mamma!"</p>
<p>And when her papa stormed at her, she laughed, and danced round and round him,
clapping her hands, and crying:</p>
<p>"Do it again, papa. Do it again! It's such fun! Dear, funny papa!"</p>
<p>And if he tried to catch her, she glided from him in an instant, not in the least
afraid of him, but thinking it part of the game not to be caught. With one push of
her foot, she would be floating in the air above his head; or she would go dancing
backwards and forwards and sideways, like a great butterfly. It happened several
times, when her father and mother were holding a consultation about her in private,
that they were interrupted by vainly repressed outbursts of laughter over their
heads; and looking up with indignation, saw her floating at full length in the air
above them, whence she regarded them with the most comical appreciation of the
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<p>One day an awkward accident happened. The princess had come out upon the lawn with
one of her attendants, who held her by the hand. Spying her father at the other side
of the lawn, she snatched her hand from the maid's, and sped across to him. Now when
she wanted to run alone, her custom was to catch up a stone in each hand, so that she
might come down again after a bound. Whatever she wore as part of her attire had no
effect in this way. Even gold, when it thus became as it were a part of herself, lost
all its weight for the time. But whatever she only held in her hands retained its
downward tendency. On this occasion she could see nothing to catch up but a huge
toad, that was walking across the lawn as if he had a hundred years to do it in. Not
knowing what disgust meant, for this was one of her peculiarities, she snatched up
the toad and bounded away. She had almost reached her father, and he was holding out
his arms to receive her, and take from her lips the kiss which hovered on them like a
butterfly on a rosebud, when a puff of wind blew her aside into the arms of a young
page, who had just been receiving a message from his Majesty. Now it was no great
peculiarity in the princess that, once she was set agoing, it always cost her time
and trouble to check herself. On this occasion there was no time. She <i>must</i>
kiss—and she kissed the page. She did not mind it much; for she had no shyness
in her composition; and she knew, besides, that she could not help it. So she only
laughed, like a musical box. The poor page fared the worst. For the princess, trying
to correct the unfortunate tendency of the kiss, put out her hands to keep off the
page; so that, along with the kiss, he received, on the other cheek, a slap with the
huge black toad, which she poked right into his eye. He tried to laugh, too, but the
attempt resulted in such an odd contortion of countenance, as showed that there was
no danger of his pluming himself on the kiss. As for the king, his dignity was
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<p>I may here remark that it was very amusing to see her run, if her mode of
progression could properly be called running. For first she would make a bound; then,
having alighted, she would run a few steps, and make another bound. Sometimes she
would fancy she had reached the ground before she actually had, and her feet would go
backwards and forwards, running upon nothing at all, like those of a chicken on its
back. Then she would laugh like the very spirit of fun; only in her laugh there was
something missing. What it was, I find myself unable to describe. I think it was a
certain tone, depending upon the possibility of sorrow—<i>morbidezza</i>,
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<h4>VII</h4><h4><i>Try Metaphysics</i></h4>
<p>After a long avoidance of the painful subject, the king and queen resolved to hold
a council of three upon it; and so they sent for the princess. In she came, sliding
and flitting and gliding from one piece of furniture to another, and put herself at
last in an arm-chair, in a sitting posture. Whether she could be said <i>to sit</i>,
seeing she received no support from the seat of the chair, I do not pretend to
determine.</p>
<p>"My dear child," said the king, "you must be aware by this time that you are not
exactly like other people."</p>
<p>"Oh, you dear funny papa! I have got a nose, and two eyes, and all the rest. So
have you. So has mamma."</p>
<p>"Now be serious, my dear, for once," said the queen.</p>
<p>"No, thank you, mamma; I had rather not."</p>
<p>"Would you not like to be able to walk like other people?" said the king.</p>
<p>"No indeed, I should think not. You only crawl. You are such slow coaches!"</p>
<p>"How do you feel, my child?" he resumed, after a pause of discomfiture.</p>
<p>"Quite well, thank you."</p>
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<p>"Like nothing at all, that I know of."</p>
<p>"You must feel like something."</p>
<p>"I feel like a princess with such a funny papa, and such a dear pet of a
queen-mamma!"</p>
<p>"Now really!" began the queen; but the princess interrupted her.</p>
<p>"Oh, yes," she added, "I remember. I have a curious feeling sometimes, as if I
were the only person that had any sense in the whole world."</p>
<p>She had been trying to behave herself with dignity; but now she burst into a
violent fit of laughter, threw herself backwards over the chair, and went rolling
about the floor in an ecstasy of enjoyment. The king picked her up easier than one
does a down quilt, and replaced her in her former relation to the chair. The exact
preposition expressing this relation I do not happen to know.</p>
<p>"Is there nothing you wish for?" resumed the king, who had learned by this time
that it was useless to be angry with her.</p>
<p>"Oh, you dear papa!—yes," answered she.</p>
<p>"What is it, my darling?"</p>
<p>"I have been longing for it—oh, such a time!—ever since last
night."</p>
<p>"Tell me what it is."</p>
<p>"Will you promise to let me have it?"</p>
<p>The king was on the point of saying yes, but the wiser queen checked him with a
single motion of her head.</p>
<p>"Tell me what it is first," said he.</p>
<p>"No, no. Promise first."</p>
<p>"I dare not. What is it?"</p>
<p>"Mind, I hold you to your promise. It is—to be tied to the end of a
string—a very long string indeed, and be flown like a kite. Oh, such fun! I
would rain rose-water, and hail sugar-plums, and snow whipped-cream,
and—and—and—"<!-- Page 326 --><SPAN name="Page_326" id="Page_326"></SPAN></p>
<p>A fit of laughing checked her; and she would have been off again over the floor,
had not the king started up and caught her just in time. Seeing that nothing but talk
could be got out of her, he rang the bell, and sent her away with two of her
ladies-in-waiting.</p>
<p>"Now, queen," he said, turning to her Majesty, "what <i>is</i> to be done?"</p>
<p>"There is but one thing left," answered she. "Let us consult the college of
Metaphysicians."</p>
<p>"Bravo!" cried the king; "we will."</p>
<p>Now at the head of this college were two very wise Chinese philosophers—by
name Hum-Drum, and Kopy-Keck. For them the king sent; and straightway they came. In a
long speech he communicated to them what they knew very well already—as who did
not?—namely, the peculiar condition of his daughter in relation to the globe on
which she dwelt; and requested them to consult together as to what might be the cause
and probable cure of her <i>infirmity</i>. The king laid stress upon the word, but
failed to discover his own pun. The queen laughed; but Hum-Drum and Kopy-Keck heard
with humility and retired in silence.</p>
<p>Their consultation consisted chiefly in propounding and supporting, for the
thousandth time, each his favourite theories. For the condition of the princess
afforded delightful scope for the discussion of every question arising from the
division of thought—in fact, of all the Metaphysics of the Chinese Empire. But
it is only justice to say that they did not altogether neglect the discussion of the
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<p>Hum-Drum was a Materialist, and Kopy-Keck was a Spiritualist. The former was slow
and sententious; the latter was quick and flighty; the latter had generally the first
word; the former the last.</p>
<p>"I reassert my former assertion," began Kopy-Keck, with a plunge. "There is not a
fault in the princess, body or soul; only they are wrong put together. Listen to me
now, Hum-Drum, and I will tell you in brief what I think. Don't speak. Don't answer
me. I <i>won't</i> hear you till I have done. At that decisive moment, when souls
seek their appointed habitations, two eager souls met, struck, rebounded, lost their
way, and arrived each at the wrong place. The soul of the princess was one of those,
and she went far astray. She does not belong by rights to this world at all, but to
some other planet, probably Mercury. Her proclivity to her true sphere destroys all
the natural influence which this orb would otherwise possess over her corporeal
frame. She cares for nothing here. There is no relation between her and this
world.</p>
<p>"She must therefore be taught, by the sternest compulsion, to take an interest in
the earth as the earth. She must study every department of its history—its
animal history, its vegetable history, its mineral history, its social history, its
moral history, its political history, its scientific history, its literary history,
its musical history, its artistical history, above all, its metaphysical history. She
must begin with the Chinese dynasty and end with Japan. But first of all she must
study geology, and especially the history of the extinct races of animals—their
natures, their habits, their loves, their hates, their revenges. She must—"
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<p>"Hold, h-o-o-old!" roared Hum-Drum. "It is certainly my turn now. My rooted and
insubvertible conviction is, that the causes of the anomalies evident in the
princess's condition are strictly and solely physical. But that is only tantamount to
acknowledging that they exist. Hear my opinion. From some cause or other, of no
importance to our inquiry, the motion of her heart has been reversed. That remarkable
combination of the suction and the force-pump works the wrong way—I mean in the
case of the unfortunate princess, it draws in where it should force out, and forces
out where it should draw in. The offices of the auricles and the ventricles are
subverted. The blood is sent forth by the veins, and returns by the arteries.
Consequently it is running the wrong way through all her corporeal
organism—lungs and all. Is it then at all mysterious, seeing that such is the
case, that on the other particular of gravitation as well, she should differ from
normal humanity? My proposal for the cure is this:</p>
<p>"Phlebotomise until she is reduced to the last point of safety. Let it be
effected, if necessary, in a warm bath. When she is reduced to a state of perfect
asphyxy, apply a ligature to the left ankle, drawing it as tight as the bone will
bear. Apply, at the same moment, another of equal tension around the right wrist. By
means of plates constructed for the purpose, place the other foot and hand under the
receivers of two air-pumps. Exhaust the receivers. Exhibit a pint of French brandy,
and await the result."<!-- Page 329 --><SPAN name="Page_329" id="Page_329"></SPAN></p>
<p>"Which would presently arrive in the form of grim Death," said Kopy-Keck.</p>
<p>"If it should, she would yet die in doing our duty," retorted Hum-Drum.</p>
<p>But their Majesties had too much tenderness for their volatile offspring to
subject her to either of the schemes of the equally unscrupulous philosophers.
Indeed, the most complete knowledge of the laws of nature would have been
unserviceable in her case; for it was impossible to classify her. She was a fifth
imponderable body, sharing all the other properties of the ponderable.</p>
<h4>VIII</h4>
<h4><i>Try a Drop of Water</i></h4>
<p>Perhaps the best thing for the princess would have been to fall in love. But how a
princess who had no gravity could fall into anything is a difficulty—perhaps
<i>the</i> difficulty. As for her own feelings on the subject, she did not even know
that there was such a beehive of honey and stings to be fallen into. But now I come
to mention another curious fact about her.</p>
<p>The palace was built on the shores of the loveliest lake in the world; and the
princess loved this lake more than father or mother. The root of this preference no
doubt, although the princess did not recognise it as such, was, that the moment she
got into it, she recovered the natural right of which she had been so wickedly
deprived—namely, gravity. Whether this was owing to the fact that water had
been employed as the means of conveying the injury, I do not know. But it is certain
that she could swim and dive like the duck that her old nurse said she was. The
manner in which this alleviation of her misfortune was discovered was as follows:
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<p>One summer evening, during the carnival of the country, she had been taken upon
the lake by the king and queen, in the royal barge. They were accompanied by many of
the courtiers in a fleet of little boats. In the middle of the lake she wanted to get
into the lord chancellor's barge, for his daughter, who was a great favourite with
her, was in it with her father. Now though the old king rarely condescended to make
light of his misfortune, yet, happening on this occasion to be in a particularly good
humour, as the barges approached each other, he caught up the princess to throw her
into the chancellor's barge. He lost his balance, however, and, dropping into the
bottom of the barge, lost his hold of his daughter; not, however, before imparting to
her the downward tendency of his own person, though in a somewhat different
direction, for, as the king fell into the boat, she fell into the water. With a burst
of delighted laughter she disappeared into the lake. A cry of horror ascended from
the boats. They had never seen the princess go down before. Half the men were under
water in a moment; but they had all, one after another, come up to the surface again
for breath, when—tinkle, tinkle, babble, and gush! came the princess's laugh
over the water from far away. There she was, swimming like a swan. Nor would she come
out for king or queen, chancellor or daughter. She was perfectly obstinate.
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<p>But at the same time she seemed more sedate than usual. Perhaps that was because a
great pleasure spoils laughing. At all events, after this, the passion of her life
was to get into the water, and she was always the better behaved and the more
beautiful the more she had of it. Summer and winter it was quite the same; only she
could not stay so long in the water when they had to break the ice to let her in. Any
day, from morning to evening in summer, she might be descried—a streak of white
in the blue water—lying as still as the shadow of a cloud, or shooting along
like a dolphin; disappearing, and coming up again far off, just where one did not
expect her. She would have been in the lake of a night too, if she could have had her
way; for the balcony of her window overhung a deep pool in it; and through a shallow
reedy passage she could have swum out into the wide wet water, and no one would have
been any the wiser. Indeed, when she happened to wake in the moonlight she could
hardly resist the temptation. But there was the sad difficulty of getting into it.
She had as great a dread of the air as some children have of the water. For the
slightest gust of wind would blow her away; and a gust might arise in the stillest
moment. And if she gave herself a push towards the water and just failed of reaching
it, her situation would be dreadfully awkward, irrespective of the wind; for at best
there she would have to remain, suspended in her night-gown, till she was seen and
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<p>"Oh! if I had my gravity," thought she, contemplating the water, "I would flash
off this balcony like a long white sea-bird, headlong into the darling wetness.
Heigh-ho!"</p>
<p>This was the only consideration that made her wish to be like other people.</p>
<p>Another reason for her being fond of the water was that in it alone she enjoyed
any freedom. For she could not walk without a <i>cortège</i>, consisting in
part of a troop of light-horse, for fear of the liberties which the wind might take
with her. And the king grew more apprehensive with increasing years, till at last he
would not allow her to walk abroad at all without some twenty silken cords fastened
to as many parts of her dress, and held by twenty noblemen. Of course horseback was
out of the question. But she bade good-bye to all this ceremony when she got into the
water.</p>
<p>And so remarkable were its effects upon her, especially in restoring her for the
time to the ordinary human gravity, that Hum-Drum and Kopy-Keck agreed in
recommending the king to bury her alive for three years; in the hope that, as the
water did her so much good, the earth would do her yet more. But the king had some
vulgar prejudices against the experiment, and would not give his consent. Foiled in
this, they yet agreed in another recommendation; which, seeing that one imported his
opinions from China and the other from Thibet, was very remarkable indeed. They
argued that, if water of external origin and application could be so efficacious,
water from a deeper source might work a perfect cure; in short, that if the poor
afflicted princess could by any means be made to cry, she might recover her lost
gravity.<!-- Page 333 --><SPAN name="Page_333" id="Page_333"></SPAN></p>
<p>But how was this to be brought about? Therein lay all the difficulty—to meet
which the philosophers were not wise enough. To make the princess cry was as
impossible as to make her weigh. They sent for a professional beggar, commanded him
to prepare his most touching oracle of woe, helped him out of the court charade box
to whatever he wanted for dressing up, and promised great rewards in the event of his
success. But it was all in vain. She listened to the mendicant artist's story, and
gazed at his marvellous make up, till she could contain herself no longer, and went
into the most undignified contortions for relief, shrieking, positively screeching
with laughter.</p>
<p>When she had a little recovered herself, she ordered her attendants to drive him
away, and not give him a single copper; whereupon his look of mortified discomfiture
wrought her punishment and his revenge, for it sent her into violent hysterics, from
which she was with difficulty recovered.</p>
<p>But so anxious was the king that the suggestion should have a fair trial, that he
put himself in a rage one day, and, rushing up to her room, gave her an awful
whipping. Yet not a tear would flow. She looked grave, and her laughing sounded
uncommonly like screaming—that was all. The good old tyrant, though he put on
his best gold spectacles to look, could not discover the smallest cloud in the serene
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<h4>IX</h4>
<h4><i>Put Me in Again!</i></h4>
<p>It must have been about this time that the son of a king, who lived a thousand
miles from Lagobel, set out to look for the daughter of a queen. He travelled far and
wide, but as sure as he found a princess, he found some fault with her. Of course he
could not marry a mere woman, however beautiful; and there was no princess to be
found worthy of him. Whether the prince was so near perfection that he had a right to
demand perfection itself, I cannot pretend to say. All I know is, that he was a fine,
handsome, brave, generous, well-bred, and well-behaved youth, as all princes are.</p>
<p>In his wanderings he had come across some reports about our princess; but as
everybody said she was bewitched, he never dreamed that she could bewitch him. For
what indeed could a prince do with a princess that had lost her gravity? Who could
tell what she might not lose next? She might lose her visibility, or her tangibility;
or, in short, the power of making impressions upon the radical sensorium; so that he
should never be able to tell whether she was dead or alive. Of course he made no
further inquiries about her.</p>
<p>One day he lost sight of his retinue in a great forest. These forests are very
useful in delivering princes from their courtiers, like a sieve that keeps back the
bran. Then the princes get away to follow their fortunes. In this way they have the
advantage of the princesses, who are forced to marry before they have had a bit of
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<p>One lovely evening, after wandering about for many days, he found that he was
approaching the outskirts of this forest; for the trees had got so thin that he could
see the sunset through them; and he soon came upon a kind of heath. Next he came upon
signs of human neighbourhood; but by this time it was getting late, and there was
nobody in the fields to direct him.</p>
<p>After travelling for another hour, his horse, quite worn out with long labour and
lack of food, fell, and was unable to rise again. So he continued his journey on
foot. A length he entered another wood—not a wild forest, but a civilised wood,
through which a footpath led him to the side of a lake. Along this path the prince
pursued his way through the gathering darkness. Suddenly he paused, and listened.
Strange sounds came across the water. It was, in fact, the princess laughing. Now
there was something odd in her laugh, as I have already hinted; for the hatching of a
real hearty laugh requires the incubation of gravity; and perhaps this was how the
prince mistook the laughter for screaming. Looking over the lake, he saw something
white in the water; and, in an instant, he had torn off his tunic, kicked off his
sandals, and plunged in. He soon reached the white object, and found that it was a
woman. There was not light enough to show that she was a princess, but quite enough
to show that she was a lady, for it does not want much light to see that.
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<p>Now I cannot tell how it came about—whether she pretended to be drowning, or
whether he frightened her, or caught her so as to embarrass her—but certainly
he brought her to shore in a fashion ignominious to a swimmer, and more nearly
drowned than she had ever expected to be; for the water had got into her throat as
often as she had tried to speak.</p>
<p>At the place to which he bore her, the bank was only a foot or two above the
water; so he gave her a strong lift out of the water, to lay her on the bank. But,
her gravitation ceasing the moment she left the water, away she went up into the air,
scolding and screaming.</p>
<p>"You naughty, <i>naughty</i>, Naughty, NAUGHTY man!" she cried.</p>
<p>No one had ever succeeded in putting her into a passion before. When the prince
saw her ascend, he thought he must have been bewitched, and have mistaken a great
swan for a lady. But the princess caught hold of the topmost cone upon a lofty fir.
This came off; but she caught at another; and, in fact, stopped herself by gathering
cones, dropping them as the stalks gave way. The prince, meantime, stood in the
water, staring, and forgetting to get out. But the princess disappearing, he
scrambled on shore, and went in the direction of the tree. There he found her
climbing down one of the branches towards the stem. But in the darkness of the wood,
the prince continued in some bewilderment as to what the phenomenon could be; until,
reaching the ground, and seeing him standing there, she caught hold of him, and said:
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<p>"I'll tell papa,"</p>
<p>"Oh no, you won't!" returned the prince.</p>
<p>"Yes, I will," she persisted. "What business had you to pull me down out of the
water, and throw me to the bottom of the air? I never did you any harm."</p>
<p>"Pardon me. I did not mean to hurt you."</p>
<p>"I don't believe you have any brains; and that is a worse loss than your wretched
gravity. I pity you."</p>
<p>The prince now saw that he had come upon the bewitched princess, and had already
offended her. But before he could think what to say next, she burst out angrily,
giving a stamp with her foot that would have sent her aloft again but for the hold
she had of his arm:</p>
<p>"Put me up directly."</p>
<p>"Put you up where, you beauty?" asked the prince.</p>
<p>He had fallen in love with her almost, already; for her anger made her more
charming than any one else had ever beheld her; and, as far as he could see, which
certainly was not far, she had not a single fault about her, except, of course, that
she had not any gravity. No prince, however, would judge of a princess by weight. The
loveliness of her foot he would hardly estimate by the depth of the impression it
could make in mud.</p>
<p>"Put you up where, you beauty?" asked the prince.</p>
<p>"In the water, you stupid!" answered the princess.</p>
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<p>The condition of her dress, increasing her usual difficulty in walking, compelled
her to cling to him; and he could hardly persuade himself that he was not in a
delightful dream, notwithstanding the torrent of musical abuse with which she
overwhelmed him. The prince being therefore in no hurry, they came upon the lake at
quite another part, where the bank was twenty-five feet high at least; and when they
had reached the edge, he turned towards the princess, and said:</p>
<p>"How am I to put you in?"</p>
<p>"That is your business," she answered, quite snappishly. "You took me
out—put me in again."</p>
<p>"Very well," said the prince; and, catching her up in his arms, he sprang with her
from the rock. The princess had just time to give one delighted shriek of laughter
before the water closed over them. When they came to the surface, she found that, for
a moment or two, she could not even laugh, for she had gone down with such a rush,
that it was with difficulty she recovered her breath. The instant they reached the
surface—</p>
<p>"How do you like falling in?" said the prince.</p>
<p>After some effort the princess panted out:</p>
<p>"Is that what you call <i>falling in</i>?"</p>
<p>"Yes," answered the prince, "I should think it a very tolerable specimen."</p>
<p>"It seemed to me like going up," rejoined she.</p>
<p>"My feeling was certainly one of elevation too," the prince conceded.</p>
<p>The princess did not appear to understand him, for she retorted his question:</p>
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<p>"Beyond everything," answered he; "for I have fallen in with the only perfect
creature I ever saw."</p>
<p>"No more of that. I am tired of it," said the princess.</p>
<p>Perhaps she shared her father's aversion to punning.</p>
<p>"Don't you like falling in, then?" said the prince.</p>
<p>"It is the most delightful fun I ever had in my life," answered she. "I never fell
before. I wish I could learn. To think I am the only person in my father's kingdom
that can't fall!"</p>
<p>Here the poor princess looked almost sad.</p>
<p>"I shall be most happy to fall in with you any time you like," said the prince,
devotedly.</p>
<p>"Thank you. I don't know. Perhaps it would not be proper. But I don't care. At all
events, as we have fallen in, let us have a swim together."</p>
<p>"With all my heart," responded the prince.</p>
<p>And away they went, swimming, and diving, and floating, until at last they heard
cries along the shore, and saw lights glancing in all directions. It was now quite
late, and there was no moon.</p>
<p>"I must go home," said the princess. "I am very sorry, for this is
delightful."</p>
<p>"So am I," returned the prince. "But I am glad I haven't a home to go to—at
least, I don't exactly know where it is."</p>
<p>"I wish I hadn't one either," rejoined the princess; "it is so stupid! I have a
great mind," she continued, "to play them all a trick. Why couldn't they leave me
alone? They won't trust me in the lake for a single night! You see where that green
light is burning? That is the window of my room. Now if you would just swim there
with me very quietly, and when we are all but under the balcony, give me such a
push—<i>up</i> you call it—as you did a little while ago, I should be
able to catch hold of the balcony, and get in at the window; and then they may look
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<p>"With more obedience than pleasure," said the prince, gallantly; and away they
swam, very gently.</p>
<p>"Will you be in the lake to-morrow night?" the prince ventured to ask.</p>
<p>"To be sure I will. I don't think so. Perhaps," was the princess's somewhat
strange answer.</p>
<p>But the prince was intelligent enough not to press her further; and merely
whispered, as he gave her the parting lift, "Don't tell." The only answer the
princess returned was a roguish look. She was already a yard above his head. The look
seemed to say, "Never fear. It is too good fun to spoil that way."</p>
<p>So perfectly like other people had she been in the water, that even yet the prince
could scarcely believe his eyes when he saw her ascend slowly, grasp the balcony, and
disappear through the window. He turned, almost expecting to see her still by his
side. But he was alone in the water. So he swam away quietly, and watched the lights
roving about the shore for hours after the princess was safe in her chamber. As soon
as they disappeared, he landed in search of his tunic and sword, and, after some
trouble, found them again. Then he made the best of his way round the lake to the
other side. There the wood was wilder, and the shore steeper—rising more
immediately towards the mountains which surrounded the lake on all sides, and kept
sending it messages of silvery streams from morning to night, and all night long. He
soon found a spot where he could see the green light in the princess's room, and
where, even in the broad daylight, he would be in no danger of being discovered from
the opposite shore. It was a sort of cave in the rock, where he provided himself a
bed of withered leaves, and lay down too tired for hunger to keep him awake. All
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<h4>X</h4><h4><i>Look at the Moon</i></h4>
<p>Early the next morning the prince set out to look for something to eat, which he
soon found at a forester's hut, where for many following days he was supplied with
all that a brave prince could consider necessary. And having plenty to keep him alive
for the present, he would not think of wants not yet in existence. Whenever Care
intruded, this prince always bowed him out in the most princely manner.</p>
<p>When he returned from his breakfast to his watch-cave, he saw the princess already
floating about in the lake, attended by the king and queen—whom he knew by
their crowns—and a great company in lovely little boats, with canopies of all
the colours of the rainbow, and flags and streamers of a great many more. It was a
very bright day, and the prince, burned up with the heat, began to long for the cold
water and the cool princess. But he had to endure till twilight; for the boats had
provisions on board, and it was not till the sun went down that the gay party began
to vanish. Boat after boat drew away to the shore, following that of the king and
queen, till only one, apparently the princess's own boat, remained. But she did not
want to go home even yet, and the prince thought he saw her order the boat to the
shore without her. At all events it rowed away; and now, of all the radiant company,
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<p>And this is what he sung:</p>
<p><span style="margin-left: 2em;">"Lady fair,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Swan-white,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Lift thine eyes,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Banish night</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">By the might</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of thine eyes.</span><br/>
<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">"Snowy arms,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Oars of snow,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Oar her hither,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Plashing low.</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Soft and slow,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Oar her hither.</span><br/>
<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">"Stream behind her</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">O'er the lake,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Radiant whiteness!</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">In her wake</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Following, following, for her sake,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Radiant whiteness!</span><br/>
<br/>
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style="margin-left: 2em;">"Cling about her,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Waters blue;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Part not from her,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">But renew</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Cold and true</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Kisses round her.</span><br/>
<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">"Lap me round,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Waters sad</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">That have left her</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Make me glad,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">For ye had</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Kissed her ere ye left her."</span><br/></p>
<p>Before he had finished his song, the princess was just under the place where he
sat, and looking up to find him. Her ears had led her truly.</p>
<p>"Would you like a fall, princess?" said the prince, looking down.</p>
<p>"Ah! there you are! Yes, if you please, prince," said the princess, looking
up.</p>
<p>"How do you know I am a prince, princess?" said the prince.</p>
<p>"Because you are a very nice young man, prince," said the princess.</p>
<p>"Come up then, princess."</p>
<p>"Fetch me, prince."</p>
<p>The prince took off his scarf, then his swordbelt then his tunic, and tied them
all together, and let them down. But the line was far too short. He unwound his
turban, and added it to the rest, when it was all but long enough; and his purse
completed it. The princess just managed to lay hold of the knot of money, and was
beside him in a moment. This rock was much higher than the other, and the splash and
the dive were tremendous. The princess was in ecstasies of delight, and their swim
was delicious.<!-- Page 344 --><SPAN name="Page_344" id="Page_344"></SPAN></p>
<p>Night after night they met, and swam about in the dark clear lake, where such was
the prince's gladness, that (whether the princess's way of looking at things infected
him, or he was actually getting light-headed) he often fancied that he was swimming
in the sky instead of the lake. But when he talked about being in heaven, the
princess laughed at him dreadfully.</p>
<p>When the moon came, she brought them fresh pleasure. Everything looked strange and
new in her light, with an old, withered, yet unfading newness. When the moon was
nearly full, one of their great delights was to dive deep in the water, and then,
turning round, look up through it at the great blot of light close above them,
shimmering and trembling and wavering, spreading and contracting, seeming to melt
away, and again grow solid. Then they would shoot up through the blot, and lo! there
was the moon, far off, clear and steady and cold, and very lovely, at the bottom of a
deeper and bluer lake than theirs, as the princess said.</p>
<p>The prince soon found out that while in the water the princess was very like other
people. And besides this, she was not so forward in her questions or pert in her
replies at sea as on shore. Neither did she laugh so much; and when she did laugh, it
was more gently. She seemed altogether more modest and maidenly in the water than out
of it. But when the prince, who had really fallen in love when he fell in the lake,
began to talk to her about love, she always turned her head towards him and laughed.
After a while she began to look puzzled, as if she were trying to understand what he
meant, but could not—revealing a notion that he meant something. But as soon as
ever she left the lake, she was so altered, that the prince said to himself, "If I
marry her, I see no help for it: we must turn merman and mermaid, and go out to sea
at once,"<!-- Page 345 --><SPAN name="Page_345" id="Page_345"></SPAN></p>
<h4>XI</h4>
<h4><i>Hiss</i>!</h4>
<p>The princess's pleasure in the lake had grown to a passion, and she could scarcely
bear to be out of it for an hour. Imagine then her consternation, when, diving with
the prince one night, a sudden suspicion seized her that the lake was not so deep as
it used to be. The prince could not imagine what had happened. She shot to the
surface, and, without a word, swam at full speed towards the higher side of the lake.
He followed, begging to know if she was ill, or what was the matter. She never turned
her head, or took the smallest notice of his question. Arrived at the shore, she
coasted the rocks with minute inspection. But she was not able to come to a
conclusion, for the moon was very small, and so she could not see well. She turned
therefore and swam home, without saying a word to explain her conduct to the prince,
of whose presence she seemed no longer conscious. He withdrew to his cave, in great
perplexity and distress.</p>
<p>Next day she made many observations, which, alas! strengthened her fears. She saw
that the banks were too dry; and that the grass on the shore, and the trailing plants
on the rocks, were withering away. She caused marks to be made along the borders, and
examined them, day after day, in all directions of the wind; till at last the
horrible idea became a certain fact—that the surface of the lake was slowly
sinking.<!-- Page 346 --><SPAN name="Page_346" id="Page_346"></SPAN></p>
<p>The poor princess nearly went out of the little mind she had. It was awful to her
to see the lake, which she loved more than any living thing, lie dying before her
eyes. It sank away, slowly vanishing. The tops of rocks that had never been seen till
now, began to appear far down in the clear water. Before long they were dry in the
sun. It was fearful to think of the mud that would soon lie there baking and
festering, full of lovely creatures dying, and ugly creatures coming to life, like
the unmaking of a world. And how hot the sun would be without any lake! She could not
bear to swim in it any more, and began to pine away. Her life seemed bound up with
it; and ever as the lake sank, she pined. People said she would not live an hour
after the lake was gone.</p>
<p>But she never cried.</p>
<p>Proclamation was made to all the kingdom, that whosoever should discover the cause
of the lake's decrease, would be rewarded after a princely fashion. Hum-Drum and
Kopy-Keck applied themselves to their physics and metaphysics; but in vain. Not even
they could suggest a cause.</p>
<p>Now the fact was that the old princess was at the root of the mischief. When she
heard that her niece found more pleasure in the water than any one else had out of
it, she went into a rage, and cursed herself for her want of foresight,
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<p>"But," said she, "I will soon set all right. The king and the people shall die of
thirst; their brains shall boil and frizzle in their skulls before I will lose my
revenge."</p>
<p>And she laughed a ferocious laugh, that made the hairs on the back of her black
cat stand erect with terror.</p>
<p>Then she went to an old chest in the room, and opening it, took out what looked
like a piece of dried seaweed. This she threw into a tub of water. Then she threw
some powder into the water, and stirred it with her bare arm, muttering over it words
of hideous sound, and yet more hideous import. Then she set the tub aside, and took
from the chest a huge bunch of a hundred rusty keys, that clattered in her shaking
hands. Then she sat down and proceeded to oil them all. Before she had finished, out
from the tub, the water of which had kept on a slow motion ever since she had ceased
stirring it, came the head and half the body of a huge gray snake. But the witch did
not look round. It grew out of the tub, waving itself backwards and forwards with a
slow horizontal motion, till it reached the princess, when it laid its head upon her
shoulder, and gave a low hiss in her ear. She started—but with joy; and seeing
the head resting on her shoulder, drew it towards her and kissed it. Then she drew it
all out of the tub, and wound it round her body. It was one of those dreadful
creatures which few have ever beheld—the White Snakes of Darkness.
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<p>Then she took the keys and went down to her cellar; and as she unlocked the door
she said to herself:</p>
<p>"This <i>is</i> worth living for!"</p>
<p>Locking the door behind her, she descended a few steps into the cellar, and
crossing it, unlocked another door into a dark, narrow passage. She locked this also
behind her, and descended a few more steps. If any one had followed the
witch-princess, he would have heard her unlock exactly one hundred doors, and descend
a few steps after unlocking each. When she had unlocked the last, she entered a vast
cave, the roof of which was supported by huge natural pillars of rock. Now this roof
was the under side of the bottom of the lake.</p>
<p>She then untwined the snake from her body, and held it by the tail high above her.
The hideous creature stretched up its head towards the roof of the cavern, which it
was just able to reach. It then began to move its head backwards and forwards, with a
slow oscillating motion, as if looking for something. At the same moment the witch
began to walk round and round the cavern, coming nearer to the centre every circuit;
while the head of the snake described the same path over the roof that she did over
the floor, for she kept holding it up. And still it kept slowly osculating. Round and
round the cavern they went, ever lessening the circuit, till at last the snake made a
sudden dart, and clung to the roof with its mouth.</p>
<p>"That's right, my beauty!" cried the princess; "drain it dry."<!-- Page 349 --><SPAN name="Page_349" id="Page_349"></SPAN></p>
<p>She let it go, left it hanging, and sat down on a great stone, with her black cat,
which had followed her all round the cave, by her side. Then she began to knit and
mutter awful words. The snake hung like a huge leech, sucking at the stone; the cat
stood with his back arched, and his tail like a piece of cable, looking up at the
snake; and the old woman sat and knitted and muttered. Seven days and seven nights
they remained thus; when suddenly the serpent dropped from the roof as if exhausted,
and shrivelled up till it was again like a piece of dried seaweed. The witch started
to her feet, picked it up, put it in her pocket, and looked up at the roof. One drop
of water was trembling on the spot where the snake had been sucking. As soon as she
saw that, she turned and fled, followed by her cat. Shutting the door in a terrible
hurry, she locked it, and having muttered some frightful words, sped to the next,
which also she locked and muttered over; and so with all the hundred doors, till she
arrived in her own cellar. Then she sat down on the floor ready to faint, but
listening with malicious delight to the rushing of the water, which she could hear
distinctly through all the hundred doors.</p>
<p>But this was not enough. Now that she had tasted revenge, she lost her patience.
Without further measures, the lake would be too long in disappearing. So the next
night, with the last shred of the dying old moon rising, she took some of the water
in which she had revived the snake, put it in a bottle, and set out, accompanied by
her cat. Before morning she had made the entire circuit of the lake, muttering
fearful words as she crossed every stream, and casting into it some of the water out
of her bottle. When she had finished the circuit she muttered yet again, and flung a
handful of water towards the moon. Thereupon every spring in the country ceased to
throb and bubble, dying away like the pulse of a dying man. The next day there was no
sound of falling water to be heard along the borders of the lake. The very courses
were dry; and the mountains showed no silvery streaks down their dark sides. And not
alone had the fountains of mother Earth ceased to flow; for all the babies throughout
the country were crying dreadfully—only without tears.<!-- Page 350 --><SPAN name="Page_350" id="Page_350"></SPAN></p>
<h4>XII</h4>
<h4><i>Where Is the Prince</i>?</h4>
<p>Never since the night when the princess left him so abruptly had the prince had a
single interview with her. He had seen her once or twice in the lake; but as far as
he could discover, she had not been in it any more at night. He had sat and sung, and
looked in vain for his Nereid, while she, like a true Nereid, was wasting away with
her lake, sinking as it sank, withering as it dried. When at length he discovered the
change that was taking place in the level of the water, he was in great alarm and
perplexity. He could not tell whether the lake was dying because the lady had
forsaken it; or whether the lady would not come because the lake had begun to sink.
But he resolved to know so much at least.<!-- Page 351 --><SPAN name="Page_351" id="Page_351"></SPAN></p>
<p>He disguised himself, and, going to the palace, requested to see the lord
chamberlain. His appearance at once gained his request; and the lord chamberlain,
being a man of some insight, perceived that there was more in the prince's
solicitation than met the ear. He felt likewise that no one could tell whence a
solution of the present difficulties might arise. So he granted the prince's prayer
to be made shoeblack to the princess. It was rather cunning in the prince to request
such an easy post, for the princess could not possibly soil as many shoes as other
princesses.</p>
<p>He soon learned all that could be told about the princess. He went nearly
distracted; but after roaming about the lake for days, and diving in every depth that
remained, all that he could do was to put an extra polish on the dainty pair of boots
that was never called for.</p>
<p>For the princess kept her room, with the curtains drawn to shut out the dying
lake, but could not shut it out of her mind for a moment. It haunted her imagination
so that she felt as if the lake were her soul, drying up within her, first to mud,
then to madness and death. She thus brooded over the change, with all its dreadful
accompaniments, till she was nearly distracted. As for the prince, she had forgotten
him. However much she had enjoyed his company in the water, she did not care for him
without it. But she seemed to have forgotten her father and mother too.</p>
<p>The lake went on sinking. Small slimy spots began to appear, which glittered
steadily amidst the changeful shine of the water. These grew to broad patches of mud,
which widened and spread, with rocks here and there, and floundering fishes and
crawling eels swarming. The people went everywhere catching these, and looking for
anything that might have dropped from the royal boats.<!-- Page 352 --><SPAN name="Page_352" id="Page_352"></SPAN></p>
<p>At length the lake was all but gone, only a few of the deepest pools remaining
unexhausted.</p>
<p>It happened one day that a party of youngsters found themselves on the brink of
one of these pools in the very centre of the lake. It was a rocky basin of
considerable depth. Looking in, they saw at the bottom something that shone yellow in
the sun. A little boy jumped in and dived for it. It was a plate of gold covered with
writing. They carried it to the king.</p>
<p>On one side of it stood these words:</p>
<p><span style="margin-left: 2em;">"Death alone from death can save.<br/>
</span> <span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Love is death, and so is
brave.</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Love can fill the deepest grave.</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Love loves on beneath the wave."</span><br/></p>
<p>Now this was enigmatical enough to the king and courtiers. But the reverse of the
plate explained it a little. Its writing amounted to this:</p>
<p>"If the lake should disappear, they must find the hole through which the water
ran. But it would be useless to try to stop it by any ordinary means. There was but
one effectual mode. The body of a living man could alone staunch the flow. The man
must give himself of his own will; and the lake must take his life as it filled.
Otherwise the offering would be of no avail. If the nation could not provide one
hero, it was time it should perish,"<!-- Page 353 --><SPAN name="Page_353" id="Page_353"></SPAN></p>
<h4>XIII</h4><h4><i>Here I Am</i>!</h4>
<p>This was a very disheartening revelation to the king—not that he was
unwilling to sacrifice a subject, but that he was hopeless of finding a man willing
to sacrifice himself. No time was to be lost however, for the princess was lying
motionless on her bed, and taking no nourishment but lake-water, which was now none
of the best. Therefore the king caused the contents of the wonderful plate of gold to
be published throughout the country.</p>
<p>No one, however, came forward.</p>
<p>The prince, having gone several days' journey into the forest, to consult a hermit
whom he had met there on his way to Lagobel, knew nothing of the oracle till his
return.</p>
<p>When he had acquainted himself with all the particulars, he sat down and
thought:</p>
<p>"She will die if I don't do it, and life would be nothing to me without her; so I
shall lose nothing by doing it. And life will be as pleasant to her as ever, for she
will soon forget me. And there will be so much more beauty and happiness in the
world! To be sure, I shall not see it." (Here the poor prince gave a sigh.) "How
lovely the lake will be in the moonlight, with that glorious creature sporting in it
like a wild goddess! It is rather hard to be drowned by inches, though. Let me
see—that will be seventy inches of me to drown." (Here he tried to laugh, but
could not.) "The longer the better, however," he resumed, "for can I not bargain that
the princess shall be beside me all the time? So I shall see her once more, kiss her
perhaps—who knows? and die looking in her eyes. It will be no death. At least,
I shall not feel it. And to see the lake filling for the beauty again! All right! I
am ready."<!-- Page 354 --><SPAN name="Page_354" id="Page_354"></SPAN></p>
<p>He kissed the princess's boot, laid it down, and hurried to the king's apartment.
But feeling, as he went, that anything sentimental would be disagreeable, he resolved
to carry off the whole affair with nonchalance. So he knocked at the door of the
king's counting-house, where it was all but a capital crime to disturb him.</p>
<p>When the king heard the knock, he started up, and opened the door in a rage.
Seeing only the shoeblack, he drew his sword. This, I am sorry to say, was his usual
mode of asserting his regality when he thought his dignity was in danger. But the
prince was not in the least alarmed.</p>
<p>"Please your majesty, I'm your butler," said he.</p>
<p>"My butler! you lying rascal! What do you mean?"</p>
<p>"I mean, I will cork your big bottle."</p>
<p>"Is the fellow mad?" bawled the king, raising the point of his sword.</p>
<p>"I will put the stopper—plug—what you call it, in your leaky lake,
grand monarch," said the prince.</p>
<p>The king was in such a rage that before he could speak he had time to cool, and to
reflect that it would be great waste to kill the only man who was willing to be
useful in the present emergency, seeing that in the end the insolent fellow would be
as dead as if he had died by his majesty's own hand.<!-- Page 355 --><SPAN name="Page_355" id="Page_355"></SPAN></p>
<p>"Oh!" said he at last, putting up his sword with difficulty, it was so long; "I am
obliged to you, you young fool! Take a glass of wine?"</p>
<p>"No, thank you," replied the prince.</p>
<p>"Very well," said the king. "Would you like to run and see your parents before you
make your experiment?"</p>
<p>"No, thank you," said the prince.</p>
<p>"Then we will go and look for the hole at once," said his majesty, and proceeded
to call some attendants.</p>
<p>"Stop, please your majesty, I have a condition to make," interposed the
prince.</p>
<p>"What!" exclaimed the king, "a condition! and with me! How dare you?"</p>
<p>"As you please," returned the prince, coolly. "I wish your majesty a good
morning,"</p>
<p>"You wretch! I will have you put in a sack, and stuck in the hole."</p>
<p>"Very well, your majesty," replied the prince, becoming a little more respectful,
lest the wrath of the king should deprive him of the pleasure of dying for the
princess. "But what good will that do your majesty? Please to remember that the
oracle says the victim must offer himself."</p>
<p>"Well, you <i>have</i> offered yourself," retorted the king.</p>
<p>"Yes, upon one condition."</p>
<p>"Condition again!" roared the king, once more drawing his sword. "Begone! Somebody
else will be glad enough to take the honour off your shoulders."<!-- Page 356 --><SPAN name="Page_356" id="Page_356"></SPAN></p>
<p>"Your majesty knows it will not be easy to get another to take my place."</p>
<p>"Well, what is your condition?" growled the king, feeling that the prince was
right.</p>
<p>"Only this," replied the prince; "that, as I must on no account die before I am
fairly drowned, and the waiting will be rather wearisome, the princess, your
daughter, shall go with me, feed me with her own hands, and look at me now and then
to comfort me; for you must confess it <i>is</i> rather hard. As soon as the water is
up to my eyes, she may go and be happy, and forget her poor shoeblack."</p>
<p>Here the prince's voice faltered, and he very nearly grew sentimental, in spite of
his resolution.</p>
<p>"Why didn't you tell me before what your condition was? Such a fuss about
nothing!" exclaimed the king.</p>
<p>"Do you grant it?" persisted the prince.</p>
<p>"Of course I do," replied the king.</p>
<p>"Very well. I am ready."</p>
<p>"Go and have some dinner, then, while I set my people to find the place."</p>
<p>The king ordered out his guards, and gave directions to the officers to find the
hole in the lake at once. So the bed of the lake was marked out in divisions and
thoroughly examined, and in an hour or so the hole was discovered. It was in the
middle of a stone, near the centre of the lake, in the very pool where the golden
plate had been found. It was a three-cornered hole of no great size. There was water
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<h4>XIV</h4>
<h4><i>This Is Very Kind of You</i></h4>
<p>The prince went to dress for the occasion, for he was resolved to die like a
prince.</p>
<p>When the princess heard that a man had offered to die for her, she was so
transported that she jumped off the bed, feeble as she was, and danced about the room
for joy. She did not care who the man was; that was nothing to her. The hole wanted
stopping; and if only a man would do, why, take one. In an hour or two more
everything was ready. Her maid dressed her in haste, and they carried her to the side
of the lake. When she saw it she shrieked, and covered her face with her hands. They
bore her across to the stone, where they had already placed a little boat for her.
The water was not deep enough to float in, but they hoped it would be, before long.
They laid her on cushions, placed in the boat wines and fruits and other nice things,
and stretched a canopy over all.</p>
<p>In a few minutes the prince appeared. The princess recognised him at once, but did
not think it worth while to acknowledge him.</p>
<p>"Here I am," said the prince. "Put me in."</p>
<p>"They told me it was a shoeblack," said the princess.</p>
<p>"So I am," said the prince. "I blacked your little boots three times a day,
because they were all I could get of you. Put me in."<!-- Page 358 --><SPAN name="Page_358" id="Page_358"></SPAN></p>
<p>The courtiers did not resent his bluntness, except by saying to each other that he
was taking it out in impudence.</p>
<p>But how was he to be put in? The golden plate contained no instructions on this
point. The prince looked at the hole, and saw but one way. He put both his legs into
it, sitting on the stone, and, stooping forward, covered the corner that remained
open with his two hands. In this uncomfortable position he resolved to abide his
fate, and turning to the people, said:</p>
<p>"Now you can go."</p>
<p>The king had already gone home to dinner.</p>
<p>"Now you can go," repeated the princess after him, like a parrot.</p>
<p>The people obeyed her and went.</p>
<p>Presently a little wave flowed over the stone, and wetted one of the prince's
knees. But he did not mind it much. He began to sing, and the song he sang was
this:</p>
<p><span style="margin-left: 2em;">"As a world that has no well,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Darkly bright in forest dell;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">As a world without the gleam</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of the downward-going stream;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">As a world without the glance</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of the ocean's fair expanse;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">As a world where never rain</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Glittered on the sunny plain;—</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Such, my heart, thy world would be,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">If no love did flow in thee.</span><br/>
<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">"As a world without the sound</span><br/>
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style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of the rivulets underground;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Or the bubbling of the spring</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Out of darkness wandering;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Or the mighty rush and flowing</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Of the river's downward going;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Or the music-showers that drop</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">On the outspread beech's top;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Or the ocean's mighty voice,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">When his lifted waves
rejoice;—Such,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">my soul, thy world would be,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">If no love did sing in thee.</span><br/>
<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2em;">"Lady, keep thy world's delight,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Keep the waters in thy sight</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Love hath made me strong to go,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">For thy sake, to realms below,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Where the water's shine and hum</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Through the darkness never come.</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Let, I pray, one thought of me</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Spring, a little well, in thee;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Lest thy loveless soul be found</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Like a dry and thirsty ground."</span><br/></p>
<p>"Sing again, prince. It makes it less tedious," said the princess.</p>
<p>But the prince was too much overcome to sing any more, and a long pause
followed.</p>
<p>"This is very kind of you, prince," said the princess at last, quite coolly, as
she lay in the boat with her eyes shut.</p>
<p>"I am sorry I can't return the compliment," thought the prince, "but you are worth
dying for, after all."</p>
<p>Again a wavelet, and another, and another flowed over the stone, and wetted both
the prince's knees; but he did not speak or move. Two—three—four hours
passed in this way, the princess apparently asleep, and the prince very patient. But
he was much disappointed in his position, for he had none of the consolation he had
hoped for.<!-- Page 360 --><SPAN name="Page_360" id="Page_360"></SPAN></p>
<p>At last he could bear it no longer.</p>
<p>"Princess!" said he.</p>
<p>But at the moment up started the princess, crying:</p>
<p>"I'm afloat! I'm afloat!"</p>
<p>And the little boat bumped against the stone.</p>
<p>"Princess!" repeated the prince, encouraged by seeing her wide awake and looking
eagerly at the water.</p>
<p>"Well?" said she, without looking round.</p>
<p>"Your papa promised that you should look at me, and you haven't looked at me
once."</p>
<p>"Did he? Then I suppose I must. But I am so sleepy!"</p>
<p>"Sleep, then, darling, and don't mind me," said the poor prince.</p>
<p>"Really, you are very good," replied the princess. "I think I will go to sleep
again."</p>
<p>"Just give me a glass of wine and a biscuit first," said the prince, very
humbly.</p>
<p>"With all my heart," said the princess, and yawned as she said it.</p>
<p>She got the wine and the biscuit, however, and leaning over the side of the boat
towards him, was compelled to look at him.</p>
<p>"Why, prince," she said, "you don't look well! Are you sure you don't mind it?"
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<p>"Not a bit," answered he, feeling very faint indeed. "Only I shall die before it
is of any use to you, unless I have something to eat,"</p>
<p>"There, then," said she, holding out the wine to him.</p>
<p>"Ah! you must feed me. I dare not move my hands. The water would run away
directly."</p>
<p>"Good gracious!" said the princess; and she began at once to feed him with bits of
biscuit and sips of wine.</p>
<p>As she fed him, he contrived to kiss the tips of her fingers now and then. She did
not seem to mind it, one way or the other. But the prince felt better.</p>
<p>"Now, for your own sake, princess," said he, "I cannot let you go to sleep. You
must sit and look at me, else I shall not be able to keep up."</p>
<p>"Well, I will do anything to oblige you," answered she, with condescension; and,
sitting down, she did look at him, and kept looking at him with wonderful steadiness,
considering all things.</p>
<p>The sun went down, and the moon rose, and, gush after gush, the waters were rising
up the prince's body. They were up to his waist now.</p>
<p>"Why can't we go and have a swim?" said the princess. "There seems to be water
enough just about here."</p>
<p>"I shall never swim more," said the prince.</p>
<p>"Oh, I forgot," said the princess, and was silent.</p>
<p>So the water grew and grew, and rose up and up on the prince. And the princess sat
and looked at him. She fed him now and then. The night wore on. The waters rose and
rose. The moon rose likewise higher and higher, and shone full on the face of the
dying prince. The water was up to his neck.<!-- Page 362 --><SPAN name="Page_362" id="Page_362"></SPAN></p>
<p>"Will you kiss me, princess?" said he, feebly. The nonchalance was all gone
now.</p>
<p>"Yes, I will," answered the princess, and kissed him with a long, sweet, cold
kiss.</p>
<p>"Now," said he, with a sigh of content, "I die happy."</p>
<p>He did not speak again. The princess gave him some wine for the last time: he was
past eating. Then she sat down again, and looked at him. The water rose and rose. It
touched his chin. It touched his lower lip. It touched between his lips. He shut them
hard to keep it out. The princess began to feel strange. It touched his upper lip. He
breathed through his nostrils. The princess looked wild. It covered his nostrils. Her
eyes looked scared, and shone strange in the moonlight. His head fell back; the water
closed over it, and the bubbles of his last breath bubbled up through the water. The
princess gave a shriek, and sprang into the lake.</p>
<p>She laid hold first of one leg, and then of the other, and pulled and tugged, but
she could not move either. She stopped to take breath, and that made her think that
he could not get any breath. She was frantic. She got hold of him, and held his head
above the water, which was possible now his hands were no longer on the hole. But it
was of no use, for he was past breathing.</p>
<p>Love and water brought back all her strength. She got under the water, and pulled
and pulled with her whole might, till at last she got one leg out. The other easily
followed. How she got him into the boat she never could tell; but when she did, she
fainted away. Coming to herself, she seized the oars, kept herself steady as best she
could, and rowed and rowed, though she had never rowed before. Round rocks, and over
shallows, and through mud she rowed, till she got to the landing-stairs of the
palace. By this time her people were on the shore, for they had heard her shriek. She
made them carry the prince to her own room, and lay him in her bed, and light a fire,
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<p>"But the lake, your highness!" said the chamberlain, who, roused by the noise,
came in, in his nightcap.</p>
<p>"Go and drown yourself in it!" she said.</p>
<p>This was the last rudeness of which the princess was ever guilty; and one must
allow that she had good cause to feel provoked with the lord chamberlain.</p>
<p>Had it been the king himself, he would have fared no better. But both he and the
queen were fast asleep. And the chamberlain went back to his bed. Somehow, the
doctors never came. So the princess and her old nurse were left with the prince. But
the old nurse was a wise woman, and knew what to do.</p>
<p>They tried everything for a long time without success. The princess was nearly
distracted between hope and fear, but she tried on and on, one thing after another,
and everything over and over again.</p>
<p>At last, when they had all but given it up, just as the sun rose, the prince
opened his eyes.</p>
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<h4><i>Look at the Rain</i>!</h4>
<p>The princess burst into a passion of tears and <i>fell</i> on the floor. There she
lay for an hour, and her tears never ceased. All the pent-up crying of her life was
spent now. And a rain came on, such as had never been seen in that country. The sun
shone all the time, and the great drops, which fell straight to the earth, shone
likewise. The palace was in the heart of a rainbow. It was a rain of rubies, and
sapphires, and emeralds, and topazes. The torrents poured from the mountains like
molten gold; and if it had not been for its subterraneous outlet, the lake would have
overflowed and inundated the country. It was full from shore to shore.</p>
<p>But the princess did not heed the lake. She lay on the floor and wept. And this
rain within doors was far more wonderful than the rain out of doors. For when it
abated a little, and she proceeded to rise, she found, to her astonishment, that she
could not. At length, after many efforts, she succeeded in getting upon her feet. But
she tumbled down again directly. Hearing her fall, her old nurse uttered a yell of
delight, and ran to her, screaming:</p>
<p>"My darling child! she's found her gravity!"</p>
<p>"Oh, that's it! is it?" said the princess, rubbing her shoulder and her knee
alternately. "I consider it very unpleasant. I feel as if I should be crushed to
pieces."</p>
<p>"Hurrah!" cried the prince from the bed. "If you've come round, princess, so have
I. How's the lake?"<!-- Page 365 --><SPAN name="Page_365" id="Page_365"></SPAN></p>
<p>"Brimful," answered the nurse.</p>
<p>"Then we're all happy."</p>
<p>"That we are indeed!" answered the princess, sobbing.</p>
<p>And there was rejoicing all over the country that rainy day. Even the babies
forgot their past troubles, and danced and crowed amazingly. And the king told
stories, and the queen listened to them. And he divided the money in his box, and she
the honey in her pot, among all the children. And there was such jubilation as was
never heard of before.</p>
<p>Of course the prince and princess were betrothed at once. But the princess had to
learn to walk, before they could be married with any propriety. And this was not so
easy at her time of life, for she could walk no more than a baby. She was always
falling down and hurting herself.</p>
<p>"Is this the gravity you used to make so much of?" said she one day to the prince,
as he raised her from the floor. "For my part, I was a great deal more comfortable
without it."</p>
<p>"No, no, that's not it. This is it," replied the prince, as he took her up, and
carried her about like a baby, kissing her all the time. "This is gravity."</p>
<p>"That's better," said she. "I don't mind that so much."</p>
<p>And she smiled the sweetest, loveliest smile in the prince's face. And she gave
him one little kiss in return for all his; and he thought them overpaid, for he was
beside himself with delight. I fear she complained of her gravity more than once
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<p>It was a long time before she got reconciled to walking. But the pain of learning
it was quite counterbalanced by two things, either of which would have been
sufficient consolation. The first was, that the prince himself was her teacher; and
the second, that she could tumble into the lake as often as she pleased. Still, she
preferred to have the prince jump in with her; and the splash they made before was
nothing to the splash they made now.</p>
<p>The lake never sank again. In process of time it wore the roof of the cavern quite
through, and was twice as deep as before.</p>
<p>The only revenge the princess took upon her aunt was to tread pretty hard on her
gouty toe the next time she saw her. But she was sorry for it the very next day, when
she heard that the water had undermined her house, and that it had fallen in the
night, burying her in its ruins; whence no one ever ventured to dig up her body.
There she lies to this day.</p>
<p>So the prince and princess lived and were happy; and had crowns of gold, and
clothes of cloth, and shoes of leather, and children of boys and girls, not one of
whom was ever known, on the most critical occasion, to lose the smallest atom of his
or her due proportion of gravity.</p>
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<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XXIV" id="CHAPTER_XXIV"></SPAN>CHAPTER XXIV</h2>
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<h3>BEAUTY AND THE BEAST</h3>
<p>There was once a very rich merchant, who had six children, three boys and three
girls. As he was himself a man of great sense, he spared no expense for their
education, but provided them with all sorts of masters for their improvement. The
three daughters were all handsome, but particularly the youngest: indeed she was so
very beautiful that in her childhood every one called her the Little Beauty, and
being still the same when she was grown up, nobody called her by any other name,
which made her sisters very jealous of her. This youngest daughter was not only more
handsome than her sisters, but was also better tempered. The two eldest were vain of
being rich, and spoke with pride to those they thought below them. They gave
themselves a thousand airs, and would not visit other merchants' daughters; nor would
they indeed be seen with any but persons of quality. They went every day to balls,
plays, and public walks, and always made game of their youngest sister for spending
her time in reading, or other useful employments. As it was well known that these
young ladies would have large fortunes, many great merchants wished to get them for
wives; but the two eldest always answered that, for their parts, they had no thoughts
of marrying any one below a duke, or an earl at least. Beauty had quite as many
offers as her sisters, but she always answered with the greatest civility, that she
was much obliged to her lovers, but would rather live some years longer with her
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<p>It happened that by some unlucky accident the merchant suddenly lost all his
fortune, and had nothing left but a small cottage in the country. Upon this, he said
to his daughters, while the tears ran down his cheeks all the time, "My children, we
must now go and dwell in the cottage, and try to get a living by labour, for we have
no other means of support." The two eldest replied that, for their parts, they did
not know how to work, and would not leave town; for they had lovers enough who would
be glad to marry them, though they had no longer any fortune. But in this they were
mistaken; for when the lovers heard what had happened, they said, "The girls were so
proud and ill-tempered, that all we wanted was their fortune; we are not sorry at all
to see their pride brought down. Let them give themselves airs to their cows and
sheep." But every body pitied poor Beauty, because she was so sweet-tempered and kind
to all that knew her; and several gentlemen offered to marry her, though she had not
a penny; but Beauty still refused, and said she could not think of leaving her poor
father in this trouble and would go and help him in his labours in the country. At
first Beauty could not help sometimes crying in secret for the hardships she was now
obliged to suffer; but in a very short time she said to herself, "All the crying in
the world will do me no good, so I will try to be happy without a fortune."
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<p>When they had removed to their cottage, the merchant and his three sons employed
themselves in ploughing and sowing the fields, and working in the garden. Beauty also
did her part, for she got up by four o'clock every morning, lighted the fires,
cleaned the house, and got the breakfast for the whole family. At first she found all
this very hard; but she soon grew quite used to it, and thought it no hardship at
all; and indeed the work greatly amended her health. When she had done, she used to
amuse herself with reading, playing on her music, or singing while she spun. But her
two sisters were at a loss what to do to pass the time away: they had their breakfast
in bed, and did not rise till ten o'clock. Then they commonly walked out; but always
found themselves very soon tired; when they would often sit down under a shady tree,
and grieve for the loss of their carriage and fine clothes, and say to each other,
"What a mean-spirited poor stupid creature our young sister is, to be so content with
our low way of life!" But their father thought in quite another way: he admired the
patience of this sweet young creature; for her sisters not only left her to do the
whole work of the house, but made game of her every moment.</p>
<p>After they had lived in this manner about a year, the merchant received a letter,
which informed him that one of the richest ships, which he thought was lost, had just
come into port. This news made the two eldest sisters almost mad with joy; for they
thought they should now leave the cottage, and have all their finery again. When they
found that their father must take a journey to the ship, the two eldest begged he
would not fail to bring them back some new gowns, caps, rings, and all sorts of
trinkets. But Beauty asked for nothing; for she thought in herself that all the ship
was worth would hardly buy every thing her sisters wished for. "Beauty," said the
merchant, "how comes it about that you ask for nothing; what can I bring you, my
child?" "Since you are so kind as to think of me, dear father," she answered, "I
should be glad if you would bring me a rose, for we have none in our garden." Now
Beauty did not indeed wish for a rose, nor any thing else, but she only said this,
that she might not affront her sisters, for else they would have said she wanted her
father to praise her for not asking him for any thing. The merchant took his leave of
them and set out on his journey; but when he got to the ship, some persons went to
law with him about the cargo, and after a deal of trouble, he came back to his
cottage as poor as he had gone away. When he was within thirty miles of his home, and
thinking of the joy he should have in again meeting his children, his road lay
through a thick forest, and he quite lost himself. It rained and snowed very hard,
and besides, the wind was so high as to throw him twice from his horse. Night came
on, and he thought to be sure he should die of cold and hunger, or be torn to pieces
by the wolves that he heard howling round him. All at once, he now cast his eyes
towards a long row of trees, and saw a light at the end of them, but it seemed a
great way off. He made the best of his way towards it, and found that it came from a
fine palace, lighted all over. He walked faster, and soon reached the gates, which he
opened, and was very much surprised that he did not see a single person or creature
in any of the yards. His horse had followed him, and finding a stable with the door
open, went into it at once; and here the poor beast, being nearly starved, helped
himself to a good meal of oats and hay. His master then tied him up, and walked
towards the house, which he entered, but still without seeing a living creature. He
went on to a large hall, where he found a good fire, and a table covered with some
very nice dishes, and only one plate with a knife and fork. As the snow and rain had
wetted him to the skin, he went up to the fire to dry himself. "I hope," said he,
"the master of the house or his servants will excuse me, for to be sure it will not
be long now before I see them." He waited a good time, but still nobody came: at last
the clock struck eleven, and the merchant, being quite faint for the want of food,
helped himself to a chicken, which he made but two mouthfuls of, and then to a few
glasses of wine, yet all the time trembling with fear. He sat till the clock struck
twelve, but did not see a single creature. He now took courage, and began to think of
looking a little more about him; so he opened a door at the end of the hall, and went
through it into a very grand room, In which there was a fine bed; and as he was quite
weak and tired, he shut the door, took off his clothes, and got into it.
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<p>It was ten o'clock in the morning before he thought of getting up, when he was
amazed to see a handsome new suit of clothes laid ready for him, instead of his own,
which he had spoiled. "To be sure," said he to himself, "this place belongs to some
good fairy, who has taken pity on my ill luck." He looked out of the window, and,
instead of snow, he saw the most charming arbours covered with all kinds of flowers.
He returned to the hall, where he had supped, and found a breakfast table, with some
chocolate got ready for him. "Indeed, my good fairy," said the merchant aloud, "I am
vastly obliged to you for your kind care of me." He then made a hearty breakfast,
took his hat, and was going to the stable to pay his horse a visit; but as he passed
under one of the arbours, which was loaded with roses, he thought of what Beauty had
asked him to bring back to her, and so he took a bunch of roses to carry home. At the
same moment he heard a most shocking noise, and saw such a frightful beast coming
towards him, that he was ready to drop with fear. "Ungrateful man!" said the beast,
in a terrible voice, "I have saved your life by letting you into my palace, and in
return you steal my roses, which I value more than any thing else that belongs to me.
But you shall make amends for your fault with your life. You shall die in a quarter
of an hour." The merchant fell on his knees to the beast, and clasping his hands,
said, "My lord, I humbly beg your pardon. I did not think it would offend you to
gather a rose for one of my daughters, who wished to have one." "I am not a lord, but
a beast," replied the monster; "I do not like false compliments, but that people
should say what they think: so do not fancy that you can coax me by any such ways.
You tell me that you have daughters; now I will pardon you, if one of them will agree
to come and die instead of you. Go; and if your daughters should refuse, promise me
that you yourself will return in three months."<!-- Page 372 --><SPAN name="Page_372" id="Page_372"></SPAN><!-- Page 373 --><SPAN name="Page_373" id="Page_373"></SPAN></p>
<p>The tender-hearted merchant had no thought of letting any one of his daughters die
instead of him; but he knew that if he seemed to accept the beast's terms, he should
at least have the pleasure of seeing them once again. So he gave the beast his
promise; and the beast told him he might then set off as soon as he liked. "But,"
said the beast, "I do not wish you to go back empty-handed. Go to the room you slept
in, and you will find a chest there; fill it with just what you like best, and I will
get it taken to your own house for you," When the beast had said this, he went away;
and the good merchant said to himself, "If I must die, yet I shall now have the
comfort of leaving my children some riches," He returned to the room he had slept in,
and found a great many pieces of gold. He filled the chest with them to the very
brim, locked it, and mounting his horse, left the palace as sorry as he had been glad
when he first found it. The horse took a path across the forest of his own accord,
and in a few hours they reached the merchant's house. His children came running round
him as he got off his horse; but the merchant, instead of kissing them with joy,
could not help crying as he looked at them. He held in his hand the bunch of roses,
which he gave to Beauty, saying: "Take these roses, Beauty; but little do you think
how dear they have cost your poor father;" and then he gave them an account of all
that he had seen or heard in the palace of the beast. The two eldest sisters now
began to shed tears, and to lay the blame upon Beauty, who they said would be the
cause of her father's death "See," said they, "what happens from the pride of the
little wretch. Why did not she ask for fine things as we did? But, to be sure, miss
must not be like other people; and though she will be the cause of her father's
death, yet she does not shed a tear." "It would be of no use," replied Beauty, "to
weep for the death of my father, for he shall not die now. As the beast will accept
of one of his daughters, I will give myself up to him; and think myself happy in
being able at once to save his life, and prove my love for the best of fathers." "No,
sister," said the three brothers, "you shall not die; we will go in search for this
monster, and either he or we will perish." "Do not hope to kill him," said the
merchant, "for his power is far too great for you to be able to do any such thing. I
am charmed with the kindness of Beauty, but I will not suffer her life to be lost. I
myself am old, and cannot expect to live much longer; so I shall but give up a few
years of my life, and shall only grieve for the sake of my children." "Never,
father," cried Beauty, "shall you go to the palace without me; for you cannot hinder
my going after you. Though young, I am not over fond of life; and I would much rather
be eaten up by the monster, than die of the grief your loss would give me." The
merchant tried in vain to reason with Beauty, for she would go; which, in truth, made
her two sisters glad, for they were jealous of her, because everybody loved her.
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<p>The merchant was so grieved at the thoughts of losing his child, that he never
once thought of the chest filled with gold; but at night, to his great surprise, he
found it standing by his bedside. He said nothing about his riches to his eldest
daughters, for he knew very well it would at once make them want to return to town;
but he told Beauty his secret, and she then said, that while he was away, two
gentlemen had been on a visit to their cottage, who had fallen in love with her two
sisters. She then begged her father to marry them without delay; for she was so
sweet-tempered, that she loved them for all they had used her so ill, and forgave
them with all her heart. When the three months were past, the merchant and Beauty got
ready to set out for the palace of the beast. Upon this, the two sisters rubbed their
eyes with an onion, to make believe they shed a great many tears; but both the
merchant and his sons cried in earnest. There was only Beauty who did not, for she
thought that this would only make the matter worse. They reached the palace in a very
few hours, and the horse, without bidding, went into the same stable as before. The
merchant and Beauty walked towards the large hall, where they found a table covered
with every dainty, and two plates laid ready. The merchant had very little appetite;
but Beauty, that she might the better hide her grief, placed herself at the table,
and helped her father; she then began herself to eat, and thought all the time that
to be sure the beast had a mind to fatten her before he eat her up, as he had got
such good cheer for her. When they had done their supper, they heard a great noise,
and the good old man began to bid his poor child farewell, for he knew it was the
beast coming to them. When Beauty first saw his frightful form, she could not help
being afraid; but she tried to hide her fear as much as she could. The beast asked
her if she had come quite of her own accord, and though she was now still more afraid
than before, she made shift to say, "Y-e-s." "You are a good girl, and I think myself
very much obliged to you." He then turned towards her father, and said to him, "Good
man, you may leave the palace to-morrow morning, and take care never to come back to
it again. Good night, Beauty." "Good night, beast," said she; and then the monster
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<p>"Ah! my dear child," said the merchant, kissing his daughter, "I am half dead
already, at the thoughts of leaving you with this dreadful beast; you had better go
back, and let me stay in your place." "No," said Beauty boldly, "I will never agree
to that; you must go home to-morrow morning." They then wished each other good night,
and went to bed, both of them thinking they should not be able to close their eyes;
but as soon as ever they had laid down, they fell into a deep sleep, and did not wake
till morning. Beauty dreamed that a lady came up to her, who said, "I am very much
pleased, Beauty, with the goodness you have shown, in being willing to give your life
to save that of your father; and it shall not go without a reward." As soon as Beauty
awoke, she told her father this dream; but though it gave him some comfort, he could
not take leave of his darling child without shedding many tears. When the merchant
got out of sight, Beauty sat down in the large hall, and began to cry also; yet she
had a great deal of courage, and so she soon resolved not to make her sad case still
worse by sorrow, which she knew could not be of any use to her, but to wait as well
as she could till night, when she thought the beast would not fail to come and eat
her up. She walked about to take a view of all the palace, and the beauty of every
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<p>But what was her surprise, when she came to a door on which was written,
<i>Beauty's room</i>! She opened it in haste, and her eyes were all at once dazzled
at the grandeur of the inside of the room. What made her wonder more than all the
rest was a large library filled with books, a harpsichord, and many other pieces of
music. "The beast takes care I shall not be at a loss how to amuse myself," said she.
She then thought that it was not likely such things would have been got ready for
her, if she had but one day to live; and began to hope all would not turn out so bad
as she and her father had feared. She opened the library, and saw these verses
written in letters of gold on the back of one of the books:</p>
<p><span style="margin-left: 2em;">"Beauteous lady, dry your tears,<br/>
</span> <span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Here's no cause for sighs or
fears;</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Command as freely as you may,</span><br/>
<span style="margin-left: 2.5em;">Enjoyment still shall mark your
sway."</span><br/></p>
<p>"Alas!" said she, sighing, "there is nothing I so much desire as to see my poor
father and to know what he is doing at this moment," She said this to herself; but
just then by chance, she cast her eyes on a looking-glass that stood near her, and in
the glass she saw her home, and her father riding up to the cottage in the deepest
sorrow. Her sisters came out to meet him, but for all they tried to look sorry, it
was easy to see that in their hearts they were very glad. In a short time all this
picture went away out of the glass: but Beauty began to think that the beast was very
kind to her, and that she had no need to be afraid of him. About the middle of the
day, she found a table laid ready for her; and a sweet concert of music played all
the time she was eating her dinner without her seeing a single creature. But at
supper, when she was going to seat herself at table, she heard the noise of the
beast, and could not help trembling with fear. "Beauty," said he, "will you give me
leave to see you sup?" "That is as you please," answered she, very much afraid. "Not
in the least," said the beast; "you alone command in this place. If you should not
like my company, you need only to say so, and I will leave you that moment. But tell
me, Beauty, do you not think me very ugly?" "Why, yes," said she, "for I cannot tell
a story; but then I think you are very good." "You are right," replied the beast;
"and, besides being ugly, I am also very stupid: I know very well enough that I am
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<p>"I should think you cannot be very stupid," said Beauty, "if you yourself know
this." "Pray do not let me hinder you from eating," said he; "and be sure you do not
want for any thing; for all you see is yours, and I shall be vastly grieved if you
are not happy." "You are very kind," said Beauty: "I must needs own that I think very
well of your good nature, and then I almost forget how ugly you are." "Yes, yes, I
hope I am good-tempered," said he, "but still I am a monster." "There are many men
who are worse monsters than you are," replied Beauty; "and I am better pleased with
you in that form, though it is so ugly, than with those who carry wicked hearts under
the form of a man." "If I had any sense," said the beast, "I would thank you for what
you have said; but I am too stupid to say any thing that would give you pleasure."
Beauty ate her supper with a very good appetite, and almost lost all her dread of the
monster; but she was ready to sink with fright, when he said to her, "Beauty, will
you be my wife?" For a few minutes she was not able to speak a word, for she was
afraid of putting him in a passion, by refusing. At length she said, "No, beast." The
beast made no reply, but sighed deeply, and went away. When Beauty found herself
alone, she began to feel pity for the poor beast. "Dear!" said she, "what a sad thing
it is that he should be so very frightful, since he is so good-tempered!"
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<p>Beauty lived three months in this palace, very well pleased. The beast came to see
her every night, and talked with her while she supped; and though what he said was
not very clever, yet as she saw in him every day some new mark of his goodness, so
instead of dreading the time of his coming, she was always looking at her watch, to
see if it was almost nine o'clock; for that was the time when he never failed to
visit her. There was but one thing that vexed her; which was that every night, before
the beast went away from her, he always made it a rule to ask her if she would be his
wife, and seemed very much grieved at her saying no. At last, one night, she said to
him, "You vex me greatly, beast, by forcing me to refuse you so often; I wish I could
take such a liking to you as to agree to marry you, but I must tell you plainly, that
I do not think it will ever happen. I shall always be your friend; so try to let that
make you easy." "I must needs do so then," said the beast, "for I know well enough
how frightful I am; but I love you better than myself. Yet I think I am very lucky in
your being pleased to stay with me; now promise me, Beauty, that you will never leave
me." Beauty was quite struck when he said this, for that very day she had seen in her
glass that her father had fallen sick of grief for her sake, and was very ill for the
want of seeing her again. "I would promise you, with all my heart," said she, "never
to leave you quite; but I long so much to see my father, that if you do not give me
leave to visit him I shall die with grief." "I would rather die myself, Beauty,"
answered the beast, "than make you fret; I will send you to your father's cottage,
you shall stay there, and your poor beast shall die of sorrow." "No," said Beauty,
crying, "I love you too well to be the cause of your death; I promise to return in a
week. You have shown me that my sisters are married, and my brothers are gone for
soldiers, so that my father is left all alone. Let me stay a week with him." "You
shall find yourself with him to-morrow morning," replied the beast; "but mind, do not
forget your promise. When you wish to return you have nothing to do but to put your
ring on a table when you go to bed. Good-bye, Beauty!" The beast then sighed as he
said these words, and Beauty went to bed very sorry to see him so much grieved. When
she awoke in the morning, she found herself in her father's cottage. She rung a bell
that was at her bedside, and a servant entered; but as soon as she saw Beauty, the
woman gave a loud shriek; upon which the merchant ran up stairs, and when he beheld
his daughter he was ready to die of joy. He ran to the bedside, and kissed her a
hundred times. At last Beauty began to remember that she had brought no clothes with
her to put on; but the servant told her she had just found in the next room a large
chest full of dresses, trimmed all over with gold, and adorned with pearls and
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<p>Beauty in her own mind thanked the beast for his kindness, and put on the plainest
gown she could find among them all. She then told the servant to put the rest away
with a great deal of care, for she intended to give them to her sisters; but as soon
as she had spoken these words the chest was gone out of sight in a moment. Her father
then said, perhaps the beast chose for her to keep them all for herself; and as soon
as he had said this, they saw the chest standing again in the same place. While
Beauty was dressing herself, a servant brought word to her that her sisters were come
with their husbands to pay her a visit. They both lived unhappily with the gentlemen
they had married. The husband of the eldest was very handsome; but was so very proud
of this, that he thought of nothing else from morning till night, and did not attend
to the beauty of his wife. The second had married a man of great learning; but he
made no use of it, only to torment and affront all his friends, and his wife more
than any of them. The two sisters were ready to burst with spite when they saw Beauty
dressed like a princess, and look so very charming. All the kindness that she showed
them was of no use; for they were vexed more than ever, when she told them how happy
she lived at the palace of the beast. The spiteful creatures went by themselves into
the garden, where they cried to think of her good fortune. "Why should the little
wretch be better off than we?" said they. "We are much handsomer than she is."
"Sister," said the eldest, "a thought has just come into my head: let us try to keep
her here longer than the week that the beast gave her leave for: and then he will be
so angry, that perhaps he will eat her up in a moment." "That is well thought of,"
answered the other, "but to do this we must seem very kind to her." They then made up
their minds to be so, and went to join her in the cottage where they showed her so
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<p>When the week was ended, the two sisters began to pretend so much grief at the
thoughts of her leaving them, that she agreed to stay a week more; but all that time
Beauty could not help fretting for the sorrow that she knew her staying would give
her poor beast; for she tenderly loved him, and much wished for his company again.
The tenth night of her being at the cottage she dreamed she was in the garden of the
palace, and that the beast lay dying on a grass plot, and, with his last breath, put
her in mind of her promise, and laid his death to her keeping away from him; Beauty
awoke in a great fright, and burst into tears. "Am not I wicked," said she, "to
behave so ill to a beast who has shown me so much kindness; why will I not marry him?
I am sure I should be more happy with him than my sisters are with their husbands. He
shall not be wretched any longer on my account; for I should do nothing but blame
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<p>She then rose, put her ring on the table, got into bed again, and soon fell
asleep. In the morning she with joy found herself in the palace of the beast. She
dressed herself very finely, that she might please him the better, and thought she
had never known a day pass away so slow. At last the clock struck nine, but the beast
did not come. Beauty then thought to be sure she had been the cause of his death in
earnest. She ran from room to room all over the palace, calling out his name, but
still she saw nothing of him. After looking for him a long time, she thought of her
dream, and ran directly towards the grass plot; and there she found the poor beast
lying senseless and seeming dead. She threw herself upon his body, thinking nothing
at all of his ugliness; and finding his heart still beat, she ran and fetched some
water from a pond in the garden, and threw it on his face. The beast then opened his
eyes, and said: "You have forgot your promise, Beauty. My grief for the loss of you
has made me resolve to starve myself to death; but I shall die content, since I have
had the pleasure of seeing you once more." "No, dear beast," replied Beauty, "you
shall not die; you shall live to be my husband: from this moment I offer to marry
you, and will be only yours. Oh! I thought I felt only friendship for you; but the
pain I now feel, shows me that I could not live without seeing you."
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<p>The moment Beauty had spoken these words, the palace was suddenly lighted up, and
music, fireworks, and all kinds of rejoicings, appeared round about them. Yet Beauty
took no notice of all this, but watched over her dear beast with the greatest
tenderness. But now she was all at once amazed to see at her feet, instead of her
poor beast, the handsomest prince that ever was seen, who thanked her most warmly for
having broken his enchantment. Though this young prince deserved all her notice, she
could not help asking him what was become of the beast. "You see him at your feet,
Beauty," answered the prince, "for I am he. A wicked fairy had condemned me to keep
the form of a beast till a beautiful young lady should agree to marry me, and ordered
me, on pain of death, not to show that I had any sense. You, alone, dearest Beauty,
have kindly judged of me by the goodness of my heart; and in return I offer you my
hand and my crown, though I know the reward is much less than what I owe you."
Beauty, in the most pleasing surprise, helped the prince to rise, and they walked
along to the palace, when her wonder was very great to find her father and sisters
there, who had been brought by the lady Beauty had seen in her dream. "Beauty," said
the lady (for she was a fairy), "receive the reward of the choice you have made. You
have chosen goodness of heart rather than sense and beauty; therefore you deserve to
find them all three joined in the same person. You are going to be a great Queen: I
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<p>"As for you, ladies," said the fairy to the other two sisters, "I have long known
the malice of your hearts, and the wrongs you have done. You shall become two
statues; but under that form you shall still keep your reason, and shall be fixed at
the gates of your sister's palace; and I will not pass any worse sentence on you than
to see her happy. You will never appear in your own persons again till you are fully
cured of your faults; and to tell the truth, I am very much afraid you will remain
statues for ever."</p>
<p>At the same moment, the fairy, with a stroke of her wand, removed all who were
present to the young prince's country, where he was received with the greatest joy by
his subjects. He married Beauty, and passed a long and happy life with her, because
they still kept in the same course of goodness from which they had never
departed.</p>
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