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<h2> BOOK TWO—The Education of a Personage </h2>
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<h2> CHAPTER 1. The Debutante </h2>
<p>The time is February. The place is a large, dainty bedroom in the Connage
house on Sixty-eighth Street, New York. A girl's room: pink walls and
curtains and a pink bedspread on a cream-colored bed. Pink and cream are
the motifs of the room, but the only article of furniture in full view is
a luxurious dressing-table with a glass top and a three-sided mirror. On
the walls there is an expensive print of "Cherry Ripe," a few polite dogs
by Landseer, and the "King of the Black Isles," by Maxfield Parrish.</p>
<p>Great disorder consisting of the following items: (1) seven or eight empty
cardboard boxes, with tissue-paper tongues hanging panting from their
mouths; (2) an assortment of street dresses mingled with their sisters of
the evening, all upon the table, all evidently new; (3) a roll of tulle,
which has lost its dignity and wound itself tortuously around everything
in sight, and (4) upon the two small chairs, a collection of lingerie that
beggars description. One would enjoy seeing the bill called forth by the
finery displayed and one is possessed by a desire to see the princess for
whose benefit—Look! There's some one! Disappointment! This is only a
maid hunting for something—she lifts a heap from a chair—Not
there; another heap, the dressing-table, the chiffonier drawers. She
brings to light several beautiful chemises and an amazing pajama but this
does not satisfy her—she goes out.</p>
<p>An indistinguishable mumble from the next room.</p>
<p>Now, we are getting warm. This is Alec's mother, Mrs. Connage, ample,
dignified, rouged to the dowager point and quite worn out. Her lips move
significantly as she looks for IT. Her search is less thorough than the
maid's but there is a touch of fury in it, that quite makes up for its
sketchiness. She stumbles on the tulle and her "damn" is quite audible.
She retires, empty-handed.</p>
<p>More chatter outside and a girl's voice, a very spoiled voice, says: "Of
all the stupid people—"</p>
<p>After a pause a third seeker enters, not she of the spoiled voice, but a
younger edition. This is Cecelia Connage, sixteen, pretty, shrewd, and
constitutionally good-humored. She is dressed for the evening in a gown
the obvious simplicity of which probably bores her. She goes to the
nearest pile, selects a small pink garment and holds it up appraisingly.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Pink?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Outside) Yes!</p>
<p>CECELIA: <i>Very</i> snappy?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Yes!</p>
<p>CECELIA: I've got it!</p>
<p>(She sees herself in the mirror of the dressing-table and commences to
shimmy enthusiastically.)</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Outside) What are you doing—trying it on?</p>
<p>(CECELIA ceases and goes out carrying the garment at the right shoulder.</p>
<p>From the other door, enters ALEC CONNAGE. He looks around quickly and in a
huge voice shouts: Mama! There is a chorus of protest from next door and
encouraged he starts toward it, but is repelled by another chorus.)</p>
<p>ALEC: So <i>that's</i> where you all are! Amory Blaine is here.</p>
<p>CECELIA: (Quickly) Take him down-stairs.</p>
<p>ALEC: Oh, he <i>is</i> down-stairs.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Well, you can show him where his room is. Tell him I'm sorry
that I can't meet him now.</p>
<p>ALEC: He's heard a lot about you all. I wish you'd hurry. Father's telling
him all about the war and he's restless. He's sort of temperamental.</p>
<p>(This last suffices to draw CECELIA into the room.)</p>
<p>CECELIA: (Seating herself high upon lingerie) How do you mean—temperamental?
You used to say that about him in letters.</p>
<p>ALEC: Oh, he writes stuff.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Does he play the piano?</p>
<p>ALEC: Don't think so.</p>
<p>CECELIA: (Speculatively) Drink?</p>
<p>ALEC: Yes—nothing queer about him.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Money?</p>
<p>ALEC: Good Lord—ask him, he used to have a lot, and he's got some
income now.</p>
<p>(MRS. CONNAGE appears.)</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Alec, of course we're glad to have any friend of yours—</p>
<p>ALEC: You certainly ought to meet Amory.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Of course, I want to. But I think it's so childish of you to
leave a perfectly good home to go and live with two other boys in some
impossible apartment. I hope it isn't in order that you can all drink as
much as you want. (She pauses.) He'll be a little neglected to-night. This
is Rosalind's week, you see. When a girl comes out, she needs <i>all</i>
the attention.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Outside) Well, then, prove it by coming here and hooking me.</p>
<p>(MRS. CONNAGE goes.)</p>
<p>ALEC: Rosalind hasn't changed a bit.</p>
<p>CECELIA: (In a lower tone) She's awfully spoiled.</p>
<p>ALEC: She'll meet her match to-night.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Who—Mr. Amory Blaine?</p>
<p>(ALEC nods.)</p>
<p>CECELIA: Well, Rosalind has still to meet the man she can't outdistance.
Honestly, Alec, she treats men terribly. She abuses them and cuts them and
breaks dates with them and yawns in their faces—and they come back
for more.</p>
<p>ALEC: They love it.</p>
<p>CECELIA: They hate it. She's a—she's a sort of vampire, I think—and
she can make girls do what she wants usually—only she hates girls.</p>
<p>ALEC: Personality runs in our family.</p>
<p>CECELIA: (Resignedly) I guess it ran out before it got to me.</p>
<p>ALEC: Does Rosalind behave herself?</p>
<p>CECELIA: Not particularly well. Oh, she's average—smokes sometimes,
drinks punch, frequently kissed—Oh, yes—common knowledge—one
of the effects of the war, you know.</p>
<p>(Emerges MRS. CONNAGE.)</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Rosalind's almost finished so I can go down and meet your
friend.</p>
<p>(ALEC and his mother go out.)</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Outside) Oh, mother—</p>
<p>CECELIA: Mother's gone down.</p>
<p>(And now ROSALIND enters. ROSALIND is—utterly ROSALIND. She is one
of those girls who need never make the slightest effort to have men fall
in love with them. Two types of men seldom do: dull men are usually afraid
of her cleverness and intellectual men are usually afraid of her beauty.
All others are hers by natural prerogative.</p>
<p>If ROSALIND could be spoiled the process would have been complete by this
time, and as a matter of fact, her disposition is not all it should be;
she wants what she wants when she wants it and she is prone to make every
one around her pretty miserable when she doesn't get it—but in the
true sense she is not spoiled. Her fresh enthusiasm, her will to grow and
learn, her endless faith in the inexhaustibility of romance, her courage
and fundamental honesty—these things are not spoiled.</p>
<p>There are long periods when she cordially loathes her whole family. She is
quite unprincipled; her philosophy is carpe diem for herself and laissez
faire for others. She loves shocking stories: she has that coarse streak
that usually goes with natures that are both fine and big. She wants
people to like her, but if they do not it never worries her or changes
her. She is by no means a model character.</p>
<p>The education of all beautiful women is the knowledge of men. ROSALIND had
been disappointed in man after man as individuals, but she had great faith
in man as a sex. Women she detested. They represented qualities that she
felt and despised in herself—incipient meanness, conceit, cowardice,
and petty dishonesty. She once told a roomful of her mother's friends that
the only excuse for women was the necessity for a disturbing element among
men. She danced exceptionally well, drew cleverly but hastily, and had a
startling facility with words, which she used only in love-letters.</p>
<p>But all criticism of ROSALIND ends in her beauty. There was that shade of
glorious yellow hair, the desire to imitate which supports the dye
industry. There was the eternal kissable mouth, small, slightly sensual,
and utterly disturbing. There were gray eyes and an unimpeachable skin
with two spots of vanishing color. She was slender and athletic, without
underdevelopment, and it was a delight to watch her move about a room,
walk along a street, swing a golf club, or turn a "cartwheel."</p>
<p>A last qualification—her vivid, instant personality escaped that
conscious, theatrical quality that AMORY had found in ISABELLE. MONSIGNOR
DARCY would have been quite up a tree whether to call her a personality or
a personage. She was perhaps the delicious, inexpressible,
once-in-a-century blend.</p>
<p>On the night of her debut she is, for all her strange, stray wisdom, quite
like a happy little girl. Her mother's maid has just done her hair, but
she has decided impatiently that she can do a better job herself. She is
too nervous just now to stay in one place. To that we owe her presence in
this littered room. She is going to speak. ISABELLE'S alto tones had been
like a violin, but if you could hear ROSALIND, you would say her voice was
musical as a waterfall.)</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Honestly, there are only two costumes in the world that I really
enjoy being in—(Combing her hair at the dressing-table.) One's a
hoop skirt with pantaloons; the other's a one-piece bathing-suit. I'm
quite charming in both of them.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Glad you're coming out?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Yes; aren't you?</p>
<p>CECELIA: (Cynically) You're glad so you can get married and live on Long
Island with the <i>fast younger married set</i>. You want life to be a
chain of flirtation with a man for every link.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: <i>Want</i> it to be one! You mean I've <i>found</i> it one.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Ha!</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Cecelia, darling, you don't know what a trial it is to be—like
me. I've got to keep my face like steel in the street to keep men from
winking at me. If I laugh hard from a front row in the theatre, the
comedian plays to me for the rest of the evening. If I drop my voice, my
eyes, my handkerchief at a dance, my partner calls me up on the 'phone
every day for a week.</p>
<p>CECELIA: It must be an awful strain.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: The unfortunate part is that the only men who interest me at all
are the totally ineligible ones. Now—if I were poor I'd go on the
stage.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Yes, you might as well get paid for the amount of acting you do.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Sometimes when I've felt particularly radiant I've thought, why
should this be wasted on one man?</p>
<p>CECELIA: Often when you're particularly sulky, I've wondered why it should
all be wasted on just one family. (Getting up.) I think I'll go down and
meet Mr. Amory Blaine. I like temperamental men.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: There aren't any. Men don't know how to be really angry or
really happy—and the ones that do, go to pieces.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Well, I'm glad I don't have all your worries. I'm engaged.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (With a scornful smile) Engaged? Why, you little lunatic! If
mother heard you talking like that she'd send you off to boarding-school,
where you belong.</p>
<p>CECELIA: You won't tell her, though, because I know things I could tell—and
you're too selfish!</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (A little annoyed) Run along, little girl! Who are you engaged
to, the iceman? the man that keeps the candy-store?</p>
<p>CECELIA: Cheap wit—good-by, darling, I'll see you later.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Oh, be <i>sure</i> and do that—you're such a help.</p>
<p>(Exit CECELIA. ROSALIND finished her hair and rises, humming. She goes up
to the mirror and starts to dance in front of it on the soft carpet. She
watches not her feet, but her eyes—never casually but always
intently, even when she smiles. The door suddenly opens and then slams
behind AMORY, very cool and handsome as usual. He melts into instant
confusion.)</p>
<p>HE: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought—</p>
<p>SHE: (Smiling radiantly) Oh, you're Amory Blaine, aren't you?</p>
<p>HE: (Regarding her closely) And you're Rosalind?</p>
<p>SHE: I'm going to call you Amory—oh, come in—it's all right—mother'll
be right in—(under her breath) unfortunately.</p>
<p>HE: (Gazing around) This is sort of a new wrinkle for me.</p>
<p>SHE: This is No Man's Land.</p>
<p>HE: This is where you—you—(pause)</p>
<p>SHE: Yes—all those things. (She crosses to the bureau.) See, here's
my rouge—eye pencils.</p>
<p>HE: I didn't know you were that way.</p>
<p>SHE: What did you expect?</p>
<p>HE: I thought you'd be sort of—sort of—sexless, you know, swim
and play golf.</p>
<p>SHE: Oh, I do—but not in business hours.</p>
<p>HE: Business?</p>
<p>SHE: Six to two—strictly.</p>
<p>HE: I'd like to have some stock in the corporation.</p>
<p>SHE: Oh, it's not a corporation—it's just "Rosalind, Unlimited."
Fifty-one shares, name, good-will, and everything goes at $25,000 a year.</p>
<p>HE: (Disapprovingly) Sort of a chilly proposition.</p>
<p>SHE: Well, Amory, you don't mind—do you? When I meet a man that
doesn't bore me to death after two weeks, perhaps it'll be different.</p>
<p>HE: Odd, you have the same point of view on men that I have on women.</p>
<p>SHE: I'm not really feminine, you know—in my mind.</p>
<p>HE: (Interested) Go on.</p>
<p>SHE: No, you—you go on—you've made me talk about myself.
That's against the rules.</p>
<p>HE: Rules?</p>
<p>SHE: My own rules—but you—Oh, Amory, I hear you're brilliant.
The family expects <i>so</i> much of you.</p>
<p>HE: How encouraging!</p>
<p>SHE: Alec said you'd taught him to think. Did you? I didn't believe any
one could.</p>
<p>HE: No. I'm really quite dull.</p>
<p>(He evidently doesn't intend this to be taken seriously.)</p>
<p>SHE: Liar.</p>
<p>HE: I'm—I'm religious—I'm literary. I've—I've even
written poems.</p>
<p>SHE: Vers libre—splendid! (She declaims.)</p>
<p>"The trees are green,<br/>
The birds are singing in the trees,<br/>
The girl sips her poison<br/>
The bird flies away the girl dies."<br/></p>
<p>HE: (Laughing) No, not that kind.</p>
<p>SHE: (Suddenly) I like you.</p>
<p>HE: Don't.</p>
<p>SHE: Modest too—</p>
<p>HE: I'm afraid of you. I'm always afraid of a girl—until I've kissed
her.</p>
<p>SHE: (Emphatically) My dear boy, the war is over.</p>
<p>HE: So I'll always be afraid of you.</p>
<p>SHE: (Rather sadly) I suppose you will.</p>
<p>(A slight hesitation on both their parts.)</p>
<p>HE: (After due consideration) Listen. This is a frightful thing to ask.</p>
<p>SHE: (Knowing what's coming) After five minutes.</p>
<p>HE: But will you—kiss me? Or are you afraid?</p>
<p>SHE: I'm never afraid—but your reasons are so poor.</p>
<p>HE: Rosalind, I really <i>want</i> to kiss you.</p>
<p>SHE: So do I.</p>
<p>(They kiss—definitely and thoroughly.)</p>
<p>HE: (After a breathless second) Well, is your curiosity satisfied?</p>
<p>SHE: Is yours?</p>
<p>HE: No, it's only aroused.</p>
<p>(He looks it.)</p>
<p>SHE: (Dreamily) I've kissed dozens of men. I suppose I'll kiss dozens
more.</p>
<p>HE: (Abstractedly) Yes, I suppose you could—like that.</p>
<p>SHE: Most people like the way I kiss.</p>
<p>HE: (Remembering himself) Good Lord, yes. Kiss me once more, Rosalind.</p>
<p>SHE: No—my curiosity is generally satisfied at one.</p>
<p>HE: (Discouraged) Is that a rule?</p>
<p>SHE: I make rules to fit the cases.</p>
<p>HE: You and I are somewhat alike—except that I'm years older in
experience.</p>
<p>SHE: How old are you?</p>
<p>HE: Almost twenty-three. You?</p>
<p>SHE: Nineteen—just.</p>
<p>HE: I suppose you're the product of a fashionable school.</p>
<p>SHE: No—I'm fairly raw material. I was expelled from Spence—I've
forgotten why.</p>
<p>HE: What's your general trend?</p>
<p>SHE: Oh, I'm bright, quite selfish, emotional when aroused, fond of
admiration—</p>
<p>HE: (Suddenly) I don't want to fall in love with you—</p>
<p>SHE: (Raising her eyebrows) Nobody asked you to.</p>
<p>HE: (Continuing coldly) But I probably will. I love your mouth.</p>
<p>SHE: Hush! Please don't fall in love with my mouth—hair, eyes,
shoulders, slippers—but <i>not</i> my mouth. Everybody falls in love
with my mouth.</p>
<p>HE: It's quite beautiful.</p>
<p>SHE: It's too small.</p>
<p>HE: No it isn't—let's see.</p>
<p>(He kisses her again with the same thoroughness.)</p>
<p>SHE: (Rather moved) Say something sweet.</p>
<p>HE: (Frightened) Lord help me.</p>
<p>SHE: (Drawing away) Well, don't—if it's so hard.</p>
<p>HE: Shall we pretend? So soon?</p>
<p>SHE: We haven't the same standards of time as other people.</p>
<p>HE: Already it's—other people.</p>
<p>SHE: Let's pretend.</p>
<p>HE: No—I can't—it's sentiment.</p>
<p>SHE: You're not sentimental?</p>
<p>HE: No, I'm romantic—a sentimental person thinks things will last—a
romantic person hopes against hope that they won't. Sentiment is
emotional.</p>
<p>SHE: And you're not? (With her eyes half-closed.) You probably flatter
yourself that that's a superior attitude.</p>
<p>HE: Well—Rosalind, Rosalind, don't argue—kiss me again.</p>
<p>SHE: (Quite chilly now) No—I have no desire to kiss you.</p>
<p>HE: (Openly taken aback) You wanted to kiss me a minute ago.</p>
<p>SHE: This is now.</p>
<p>HE: I'd better go.</p>
<p>SHE: I suppose so.</p>
<p>(He goes toward the door.)</p>
<p>SHE: Oh!</p>
<p>(He turns.)</p>
<p>SHE: (Laughing) Score—Home Team: One hundred—Opponents: Zero.</p>
<p>(He starts back.)</p>
<p>SHE: (Quickly) Rain—no game.</p>
<p>(He goes out.)</p>
<p>(She goes quietly to the chiffonier, takes out a cigarette-case and hides
it in the side drawer of a desk. Her mother enters, note-book in hand.)</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Good—I've been wanting to speak to you alone before we
go down-stairs.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Heavens! you frighten me!</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Rosalind, you've been a very expensive proposition.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Resignedly) Yes.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: And you know your father hasn't what he once had.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Making a wry face) Oh, please don't talk about money.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: You can't do anything without it. This is our last year in
this house—and unless things change Cecelia won't have the
advantages you've had.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Impatiently) Well—what is it?</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: So I ask you to please mind me in several things I've put
down in my note-book. The first one is: don't disappear with young men.
There may be a time when it's valuable, but at present I want you on the
dance-floor where I can find you. There are certain men I want to have you
meet and I don't like finding you in some corner of the conservatory
exchanging silliness with any one—or listening to it.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Sarcastically) Yes, listening to it <i>is</i> better.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: And don't waste a lot of time with the college set—little
boys nineteen and twenty years old. I don't mind a prom or a football
game, but staying away from advantageous parties to eat in little cafes
down-town with Tom, Dick, and Harry—</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Offering her code, which is, in its way, quite as high as her
mother's) Mother, it's done—you can't run everything now the way you
did in the early nineties.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: (Paying no attention) There are several bachelor friends of
your father's that I want you to meet to-night—youngish men.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Nodding wisely) About forty-five?</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: (Sharply) Why not?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Oh, <i>quite</i> all right—they know life and are so
adorably tired looking (shakes her head)—but they <i>will</i> dance.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: I haven't met Mr. Blaine—but I don't think you'll care
for him. He doesn't sound like a money-maker.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Mother, I never <i>think</i> about money.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: You never keep it long enough to think about it.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Sighs) Yes, I suppose some day I'll marry a ton of it—out
of sheer boredom.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: (Referring to note-book) I had a wire from Hartford. Dawson
Ryder is coming up. Now there's a young man I like, and he's floating in
money. It seems to me that since you seem tired of Howard Gillespie you
might give Mr. Ryder some encouragement. This is the third time he's been
up in a month.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: How did you know I was tired of Howard Gillespie?</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: The poor boy looks so miserable every time he comes.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: That was one of those romantic, pre-battle affairs. They're all
wrong.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: (Her say said) At any rate, make us proud of you to-night.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Don't you think I'm beautiful?</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: You know you are.</p>
<p>(From down-stairs is heard the moan of a violin being tuned, the roll of a
drum. MRS. CONNAGE turns quickly to her daughter.)</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Come!</p>
<p>ROSALIND: One minute!</p>
<p>(Her mother leaves. ROSALIND goes to the glass where she gazes at herself
with great satisfaction. She kisses her hand and touches her mirrored
mouth with it. Then she turns out the lights and leaves the room. Silence
for a moment. A few chords from the piano, the discreet patter of faint
drums, the rustle of new silk, all blend on the staircase outside and
drift in through the partly opened door. Bundled figures pass in the
lighted hall. The laughter heard below becomes doubled and multiplied.
Then some one comes in, closes the door, and switches on the lights. It is
CECELIA. She goes to the chiffonier, looks in the drawers, hesitates—then
to the desk whence she takes the cigarette-case and extracts one. She
lights it and then, puffing and blowing, walks toward the mirror.)</p>
<p>CECELIA: (In tremendously sophisticated accents) Oh, yes, coming out is <i>such</i>
a farce nowadays, you know. One really plays around so much before one is
seventeen, that it's positively anticlimax. (Shaking hands with a
visionary middle-aged nobleman.) Yes, your grace—I b'lieve I've
heard my sister speak of you. Have a puff—they're very good. They're—they're
Coronas. You don't smoke? What a pity! The king doesn't allow it, I
suppose. Yes, I'll dance.</p>
<p>(So she dances around the room to a tune from down-stairs, her arms
outstretched to an imaginary partner, the cigarette waving in her hand.)</p>
<hr />
<p>SEVERAL HOURS LATER</p>
<p>The corner of a den down-stairs, filled by a very comfortable leather
lounge. A small light is on each side above, and in the middle, over the
couch hangs a painting of a very old, very dignified gentleman, period
1860. Outside the music is heard in a fox-trot.</p>
<p>ROSALIND is seated on the lounge and on her left is HOWARD GILLESPIE, a
vapid youth of about twenty-four. He is obviously very unhappy, and she is
quite bored.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: (Feebly) What do you mean I've changed. I feel the same toward
you.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: But you don't look the same to me.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: Three weeks ago you used to say that you liked me because I was
so blas�, so indifferent—I still am.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: But not about me. I used to like you because you had brown eyes
and thin legs.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: (Helplessly) They're still thin and brown. You're a vampire,
that's all.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: The only thing I know about vamping is what's on the piano
score. What confuses men is that I'm perfectly natural. I used to think
you were never jealous. Now you follow me with your eyes wherever I go.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: I love you.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Coldly) I know it.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: And you haven't kissed me for two weeks. I had an idea that
after a girl was kissed she was—was—won.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Those days are over. I have to be won all over again every time
you see me.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: Are you serious?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: About as usual. There used to be two kinds of kisses: First when
girls were kissed and deserted; second, when they were engaged. Now
there's a third kind, where the man is kissed and deserted. If Mr. Jones
of the nineties bragged he'd kissed a girl, every one knew he was through
with her. If Mr. Jones of 1919 brags the same every one knows it's because
he can't kiss her any more. Given a decent start any girl can beat a man
nowadays.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: Then why do you play with men?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Leaning forward confidentially) For that first moment, when
he's interested. There is a moment—Oh, just before the first kiss, a
whispered word—something that makes it worth while.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: And then?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Then after that you make him talk about himself. Pretty soon he
thinks of nothing but being alone with you—he sulks, he won't fight,
he doesn't want to play—Victory!</p>
<p>(Enter DAWSON RYDER, twenty-six, handsome, wealthy, faithful to his own, a
bore perhaps, but steady and sure of success.)</p>
<p>RYDER: I believe this is my dance, Rosalind.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Well, Dawson, so you recognize me. Now I know I haven't got too
much paint on. Mr. Ryder, this is Mr. Gillespie.</p>
<p>(They shake hands and GILLESPIE leaves, tremendously downcast.)</p>
<p>RYDER: Your party is certainly a success.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Is it—I haven't seen it lately. I'm weary—Do you
mind sitting out a minute?</p>
<p>RYDER: Mind—I'm delighted. You know I loathe this "rushing" idea.
See a girl yesterday, to-day, to-morrow.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Dawson!</p>
<p>RYDER: What?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: I wonder if you know you love me.</p>
<p>RYDER: (Startled) What—Oh—you know you're remarkable!</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Because you know I'm an awful proposition. Any one who marries
me will have his hands full. I'm mean—mighty mean.</p>
<p>RYDER: Oh, I wouldn't say that.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Oh, yes, I am—especially to the people nearest to me. (She
rises.) Come, let's go. I've changed my mind and I want to dance. Mother
is probably having a fit.</p>
<p>(Exeunt. Enter ALEC and CECELIA.)</p>
<p>CECELIA: Just my luck to get my own brother for an intermission.</p>
<p>ALEC: (Gloomily) I'll go if you want me to.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Good heavens, no—with whom would I begin the next dance?
(Sighs.) There's no color in a dance since the French officers went back.</p>
<p>ALEC: (Thoughtfully) I don't want Amory to fall in love with Rosalind.</p>
<p>CECELIA: Why, I had an idea that that was just what you did want.</p>
<p>ALEC: I did, but since seeing these girls—I don't know. I'm awfully
attached to Amory. He's sensitive and I don't want him to break his heart
over somebody who doesn't care about him.</p>
<p>CECELIA: He's very good looking.</p>
<p>ALEC: (Still thoughtfully) She won't marry him, but a girl doesn't have to
marry a man to break his heart.</p>
<p>CECELIA: What does it? I wish I knew the secret.</p>
<p>ALEC: Why, you cold-blooded little kitty. It's lucky for some that the
Lord gave you a pug nose.</p>
<p>(Enter MRS. CONNAGE.)</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Where on earth is Rosalind?</p>
<p>ALEC: (Brilliantly) Of course you've come to the best people to find out.
She'd naturally be with us.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Her father has marshalled eight bachelor millionaires to
meet her.</p>
<p>ALEC: You might form a squad and march through the halls.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: I'm perfectly serious—for all I know she may be at the
Cocoanut Grove with some football player on the night of her debut. You
look left and I'll—</p>
<p>ALEC: (Flippantly) Hadn't you better send the butler through the cellar?</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: (Perfectly serious) Oh, you don't think she'd be there?</p>
<p>CECELIA: He's only joking, mother.</p>
<p>ALEC: Mother had a picture of her tapping a keg of beer with some high
hurdler.</p>
<p>MRS. CONNAGE: Let's look right away.</p>
<p>(They go out. ROSALIND comes in with GILLESPIE.)</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: Rosalind—Once more I ask you. Don't you care a blessed
thing about me?</p>
<p>(AMORY walks in briskly.)</p>
<p>AMORY: My dance.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Mr. Gillespie, this is Mr. Blaine.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: I've met Mr. Blaine. From Lake Geneva, aren't you?</p>
<p>AMORY: Yes.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: (Desperately) I've been there. It's in the—the Middle
West, isn't it?</p>
<p>AMORY: (Spicily) Approximately. But I always felt that I'd rather be
provincial hot-tamale than soup without seasoning.</p>
<p>GILLESPIE: What!</p>
<p>AMORY: Oh, no offense.</p>
<p>(GILLESPIE bows and leaves.)</p>
<p>ROSALIND: He's too much <i>people</i>.</p>
<p>AMORY: I was in love with a <i>people</i> once.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: So?</p>
<p>AMORY: Oh, yes—her name was Isabelle—nothing at all to her
except what I read into her.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: What happened?</p>
<p>AMORY: Finally I convinced her that she was smarter than I was—then
she threw me over. Said I was critical and impractical, you know.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: What do you mean impractical?</p>
<p>AMORY: Oh—drive a car, but can't change a tire.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: What are you going to do?</p>
<p>AMORY: Can't say—run for President, write—</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Greenwich Village?</p>
<p>AMORY: Good heavens, no—I said write—not drink.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: I like business men. Clever men are usually so homely.</p>
<p>AMORY: I feel as if I'd known you for ages.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Oh, are you going to commence the "pyramid" story?</p>
<p>AMORY: No—I was going to make it French. I was Louis XIV and you
were one of my—my—(Changing his tone.) Suppose—we fell
in love.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: I've suggested pretending.</p>
<p>AMORY: If we did it would be very big.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Why?</p>
<p>AMORY: Because selfish people are in a way terribly capable of great
loves.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Turning her lips up) Pretend.</p>
<p>(Very deliberately they kiss.)</p>
<p>AMORY: I can't say sweet things. But you <i>are</i> beautiful.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Not that.</p>
<p>AMORY: What then?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Sadly) Oh, nothing—only I want sentiment, real sentiment—and
I never find it.</p>
<p>AMORY: I never find anything else in the world—and I loathe it.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: It's so hard to find a male to gratify one's artistic taste.</p>
<p>(Some one has opened a door and the music of a waltz surges into the room.
ROSALIND rises.)</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Listen! they're playing "Kiss Me Again."</p>
<p>(He looks at her.)</p>
<p>AMORY: Well?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Well?</p>
<p>AMORY: (Softly—the battle lost) I love you.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: I love you—now.</p>
<p>(They kiss.)</p>
<p>AMORY: Oh, God, what have I done?</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Nothing. Oh, don't talk. Kiss me again.</p>
<p>AMORY: I don't know why or how, but I love you—from the moment I saw
you.</p>
<p>ROSALIND: Me too—I—I—oh, to-night's to-night.</p>
<p>(Her brother strolls in, starts and then in a loud voice says: "Oh, excuse
me," and goes.)</p>
<p>ROSALIND: (Her lips scarcely stirring) Don't let me go—I don't care
who knows what I do.</p>
<p>AMORY: Say it!</p>
<p>ROSALIND: I love you—now. (They part.) Oh—I am very youthful,
thank God—and rather beautiful, thank God—and happy, thank
God, thank God—(She pauses and then, in an odd burst of prophecy,
adds) Poor Amory!</p>
<p>(He kisses her again.)</p>
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<p>KISMET</p>
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