<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIV</h2>
<h3>THE PIRATE SHIP</h3>
<p>One green light squinting over Kidd's Creek, which is near the mouth of
the pirate river, marked where the brig, the <i>Jolly Roger</i>, lay, low in
the water; a rakish-looking craft foul to the hull, every beam in her
detestable like ground strewn with mangled feathers. She was the
cannibal of the seas, and scarce needed that watchful eye, for she
floated immune in the horror of her name.</p>
<p>She was wrapped in the blanket of night, through which no sound from her
could have reached the shore. There was little sound, and none agreeable
save the whir of the ship's sewing machine at which Smee sat, ever
industrious and obliging, the essence of the commonplace, pathetic Smee.
I know not why<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_202" id="Page_202"></SPAN></span> he was so infinitely pathetic, unless it were because he
was so pathetically unaware of it; but even strong men had to turn
hastily from looking at him, and more than once on summer evenings he
had touched the fount of Hook's tears and made it flow. Of this, as of
almost everything else, Smee was quite unconscious.</p>
<p>A few of the pirates leant over the bulwarks drinking in the miasma of
the night; others sprawled by barrels over games of dice and cards; and
the exhausted four who had carried the little house lay prone on the
deck, where even in their sleep they rolled skilfully to this side or
that out of Hook's reach, lest he should claw them mechanically in
passing.</p>
<p>Hook trod the deck in thought. O man unfathomable. It was his hour of
triumph. Peter had been removed for ever from his path, and all the
other boys were on the brig, about to walk the plank. It was his
grimmest deed since the days when he had brought Barbecue to heel; and
knowing as we do how vain a tabernacle is man, could we be surprised had
he now paced the deck unsteadily, bellied out by the winds of his
success?</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_203" id="Page_203"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>But there was no elation in his gait, which kept pace with the action
of his sombre mind. Hook was profoundly dejected.</p>
<p>He was often thus when communing with himself on board ship in the
quietude of the night. It was because he was so terribly alone. This
inscrutable man never felt more alone than when surrounded by his dogs.
They were socially so inferior to him.</p>
<p>Hook was not his true name. To reveal who he really was would even at
this date set the country in a blaze; but as those who read between the
lines must already have guessed, he had been at a famous public school;
and its traditions still clung to him like garments, with which indeed
they are largely concerned. Thus it was offensive to him even now to
board a ship in the same dress in which he grappled her; and he still
adhered in his walk to the school's distinguished slouch. But above all
he retained the passion for good form.</p>
<p>Good form! However much he may have degenerated, he still knew that this
is all that really matters.</p>
<p>From far within him he heard a creaking as<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_204" id="Page_204"></SPAN></span> of rusty portals, and
through them came a stern tap-tap-tap, like hammering in the night when
one cannot sleep. 'Have you been good form to-day?' was their eternal
question.</p>
<p>'Fame, fame, that glittering bauble, it is mine,' he cried.</p>
<p>'Is it quite good form to be distinguished at anything?' the tap-tap
from his school replied.</p>
<p>'I am the only man whom Barbecue feared,' he urged; 'and Flint himself
feared Barbecue.'</p>
<p>'Barbecue, Flint—what house?' came the cutting retort.</p>
<p>Most disquieting reflection of all, was it not bad form to think about
good form?</p>
<p>His vitals were tortured by this problem. It was a claw within him
sharper than the iron one; and as it tore him, the perspiration dripped
down his tallow countenance and streaked his doublet. Ofttimes he drew
his sleeve across his face, but there was no damming that trickle.</p>
<p>Ah, envy not Hook.</p>
<p>There came to him a presentiment of his early dissolution. It was as if
Peter's terrible oath<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_205" id="Page_205"></SPAN></span> had boarded the ship. Hook felt a gloomy desire
to make his dying speech, lest presently there should be no time for it.</p>
<p>'Better for Hook,' he cried, 'if he had had less ambition.' It was in
his darkest hours only that he referred to himself in the third person.</p>
<p>'No little children love me.'</p>
<p>Strange that he should think of this, which had never troubled him
before; perhaps the sewing machine brought it to his mind. For long he
muttered to himself, staring at Smee, who was hemming placidly, under
the conviction that all children feared him.</p>
<p>Feared him! Feared Smee! There was not a child on board the brig that
night who did not already love him. He had said horrid things to them
and hit them with the palm of his hand, because he could not hit with
his fist; but they had only clung to him the more. Michael had tried on
his spectacles.</p>
<p>To tell poor Smee that they thought him lovable! Hook itched to do it,
but it seemed too brutal. Instead, he revolved this mystery in his mind:
why do they find Smee lovable?<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_206" id="Page_206"></SPAN></span> He pursued the problem like the
sleuth-hound that he was. If Smee was lovable, what was it that made him
so? A terrible answer suddenly presented itself: 'Good form?'</p>
<p>Had the bo'sun good form without knowing it, which is the best form of
all?</p>
<p>He remembered that you have to prove you don't know you have it before
you are eligible for Pop.</p>
<p>With a cry of rage he raised his iron hand over Smee's head; but he did
not tear. What arrested him was this reflection:</p>
<p>'To claw a man because he is good form, what would that be?'</p>
<p>'Bad form!'</p>
<p>The unhappy Hook was as impotent as he was damp, and he fell forward
like a cut flower.</p>
<p>His dogs thinking him out of the way for a time, discipline instantly
relaxed; and they broke into a bacchanalian dance, which brought him to
his feet at once; all traces of human weakness gone, as if a bucket of
water had passed over him.</p>
<p>'Quiet, you scugs,' he cried, 'or I'll cast anchor in you'; and at once
the din was hushed.<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_207" id="Page_207"></SPAN></span> 'Are all the children chained, so that they cannot
fly away?'</p>
<p>'Ay, ay.'</p>
<p>'Then hoist them up.'</p>
<p>The wretched prisoners were dragged from the hold, all except Wendy, and
ranged in line in front of him. For a time he seemed unconscious of
their presence. He lolled at his ease, humming, not unmelodiously,
snatches of a rude song, and fingering a pack of cards. Ever and anon
the light from his cigar gave a touch of colour to his face.</p>
<p>'Now then, bullies,' he said briskly, 'six of you walk the plank
to-night, but I have room for two cabin boys. Which of you is it to be?'</p>
<p>'Don't irritate him unnecessarily,' had been Wendy's instructions in the
hold; so Tootles stepped forward politely. Tootles hated the idea of
signing under such a man, but an instinct told him that it would be
prudent to lay the responsibility on an absent person; and though a
somewhat silly boy, he knew that mothers alone are always willing to be
the buffer. All children know this about mothers,<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_208" id="Page_208"></SPAN></span> and despise them for
it, but make constant use of it.</p>
<p>So Tootles explained prudently, 'You see, sir, I don't think my mother
would like me to be a pirate. Would your mother like you to be a pirate,
Slightly?'</p>
<p>He winked at Slightly, who said mournfully, 'I don't think so,' as if he
wished things had been otherwise. 'Would your mother like you to be a
pirate, Twin?'</p>
<p>'I don't think so,' said the first twin, as clever as the others. 'Nibs,
would——'</p>
<p>'Stow this gab,' roared Hook, and the spokesmen were dragged back. 'You,
boy,' he said, addressing John, 'you look as if you had a little pluck
in you. Didst never want to be a pirate, my hearty?'</p>
<p>Now John had sometimes experienced this hankering at maths. prep.; and
he was struck by Hook's picking him out.</p>
<p>'I once thought of calling myself Red-handed Jack,' he said diffidently.</p>
<p>'And a good name too. We'll call you that here, bully, if you join.'</p>
<p>'What do you think, Michael?' asked John.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_209" id="Page_209"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>'What would you call me if I join?' Michael demanded.</p>
<p>'Blackbeard Joe.'</p>
<p>Michael was naturally impressed. 'What do you think, John?' He wanted
John to decide, and John wanted him to decide.</p>
<p>'Shall we still be respectful subjects of the King?' John inquired.</p>
<p>Through Hook's teeth came the answer: 'You would have to swear, "Down
with the King."'</p>
<p>Perhaps John had not behaved very well so far, but he shone out now.</p>
<p>'Then I refuse,' he cried, banging the barrel in front of Hook.</p>
<p>'And I refuse,' cried Michael.</p>
<p>'Rule Britannia!' squeaked Curly.</p>
<p>The infuriated pirates buffeted them in the mouth; and Hook roared out,
'That seals your doom. Bring up their mother. Get the plank ready.'</p>
<p>They were only boys, and they went white as they saw Jukes and Cecco
preparing the fatal plank. But they tried to look brave when Wendy was
brought up.</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_210" id="Page_210"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>No words of mine can tell you how Wendy despised those pirates. To the
boys there was at least some glamour in the pirate calling; but all that
she saw was that the ship had not been scrubbed for years. There was not
a porthole, on the grimy glass of which you might not have written with
your finger 'Dirty pig'; and she had already written it on several. But
as the boys gathered round her she had no thought, of course, save for
them.</p>
<p>'So, my beauty,' said Hook, as if he spoke in syrup, 'you are to see
your children walk the plank.'</p>
<p>Fine gentleman though he was, the intensity of his communings had soiled
his ruff, and suddenly he knew that she was gazing at it. With a hasty
gesture he tried to hide it, but he was too late.</p>
<p>'Are they to die?' asked Wendy, with a look of such frightful contempt
that he nearly fainted.</p>
<p>'They are,' he snarled. 'Silence all,' he called gloatingly, 'for a
mother's last words to her children.'</p>
<p>At this moment Wendy was grand. 'These<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_211" id="Page_211"></SPAN></span> are my last words, dear boys,'
she said firmly. 'I feel that I have a message to you from your real
mothers, and it is this: "We hope our sons will die like English
gentlemen."'</p>
<p>Even the pirates were awed; and Tootles cried out hysterically, 'I am
going to do what my mother hopes. What are you to do, Nibs?'</p>
<p>'What my mother hopes. What are you to do, Twin?'</p>
<p>'What my mother hopes. John, what are——'</p>
<p>But Hook had found his voice again.</p>
<p>'Tie her up,' he shouted.</p>
<p>It was Smee who tied her to the mast. 'See here, honey,' he whispered,
'I'll save you if you promise to be my mother.'</p>
<p>But not even for Smee would she make such a promise. 'I would almost
rather have no children at all,' she said disdainfully.</p>
<p>It is sad to know that not a boy was looking at her as Smee tied her to
the mast; the eyes of all were on the plank: that last little walk they
were about to take. They were no longer able to hope that they would
walk<span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_212" id="Page_212"></SPAN></span> it manfully, for the capacity to think had gone from them; they
could stare and shiver only.</p>
<p>Hook smiled on them with his teeth closed, and took a step toward Wendy.
His intention was to turn her face so that she should see the boys
walking the plank one by one. But he never reached her, he never heard
the cry of anguish he hoped to wring from her. He heard something else
instead.</p>
<p>It was the terrible tick-tick of the crocodile.</p>
<p>They all heard it—pirates, boys, Wendy; and immediately every head was
blown in one direction; not to the water whence the sound proceeded, but
toward Hook. All knew that what was about to happen concerned him alone,
and that from being actors they were suddenly become spectators.</p>
<p>Very frightful was it to see the change that came over him. It was as if
he had been clipped at every joint. He fell in a little heap.</p>
<p>The sound came steadily nearer; and in advance of it came this ghastly
thought, 'The crocodile is about to board the ship.'</p>
<p><span class='pagenum'><SPAN name="Page_213" id="Page_213"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Even the iron claw hung inactive; as if knowing that it was no
intrinsic part of what the attacking force wanted. Left so fearfully
alone, any other man would have lain with his eyes shut where he fell:
but the gigantic brain of Hook was still working, and under its guidance
he crawled on his knees along the deck as far from the sound as he could
go. The pirates respectfully cleared a passage for him, and it was only
when he brought up against the bulwarks that he spoke.</p>
<p>'Hide me,' he cried hoarsely.</p>
<p>They gathered round him; all eyes averted from the thing that was coming
aboard. They had no thought of fighting it. It was Fate.</p>
<p>Only when Hook was hidden from them did curiosity loosen the limbs of
the boys so that they could rush to the ship's side to see the crocodile
climbing it. Then they got the strangest surprise of this Night of
Nights; for it was no crocodile that was coming to their aid. It was
Peter.</p>
<p>He signed to them not to give vent to any cry of admiration that might
rouse suspicion. Then he went on ticking.</p>
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