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<h2>CHAPTER VIII</h2>
<h3>FORT 9, INGOLSTADT</h3>
<p>In the early days of the war Fort 9, Ingolstadt, had
been, according to the oldest inmates of the prison-house,
a quiet, well-behaved sort of place, but for the
past six months the Germans had collected into the fort
all the "mauvais sujets" from the German point of view,
and all those prisoners-of-war who had made attempts to
escape from other camps. There were about 150 officer
prisoners in the place, and of these at least 130 had made
successful attempts to escape from other camps, and had
only been recaught after from three days' to three weeks'
temporary freedom.</p>
<p>When Kicq and I arrived, 75 per cent. of the prisoners
were scheming and working continually to this end. Some
had tramped to the Dutch or Swiss frontiers and had been
captured there; some had taken the train (those who could
speak German) and had been eventually caught by some
mischance; and all firmly believed that it was only the
blackest misfortune which had prevented them from crossing
the frontier, and were convinced that, if once more
they could get clear of the camp, they would reach neutral
territory and freedom. Escaping, and how it should be
done, what to beware of and what to risk, what food to
take, what clothes to wear, maps, compasses, and how to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</SPAN></span>
get them, how to look after your feet and how to light a
fire without smoke, where to cross the frontier and what
route to take, and a hundred and one things connected with
escaping, were the most frequent subjects of conversation
and rarely out of the thoughts of the great majority of the
prisoners at Fort 9. Each man was ready to give the benefit
of his experiences, his advice, and his immediate help
to any one who asked for them. In fact, we pooled our
knowledge. The camp was nothing less than an escaping
club. Each man was ready to help any one who wished
to escape and had a plan, quite regardless of his own risk
or the punishment he might bring upon himself. For
courts-martial no one cared twopence, and nearly every
one in the fort had done considerable spells of solitary
confinement.</p>
<p>There were in the camp, mainly among the Frenchmen,
some of the most ingenious people I have ever come across.
Men who could make keys which would unlock any door:
men who could temper and jag the edge of an old table-knife
so that it would cut iron bars: expert photographers
(very useful for copying maps): engineering experts who
would be called in to give advice on any tunnel which
was being dug: men who spoke German perfectly: men
who shammed insanity perfectly, and many, like myself,
who were ready to risk a bit to get out, but had no parlor
tricks. One had escaped from his prison camp dressed
as a German officer: another had escaped in a dirty clothes
basket, and another had been wheeled out of the camp
hidden in a muck tub: another sportsman had painted his
face green to look like a water-lily and had swum the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</SPAN></span>
moat in daylight under the sentry's nose. It is impossible
to recount all the various means that were tried, and successfully
tried, in order to escape from camps. Forgery,
bribery, impersonation, with an utter disregard of risks
of being shot, all found their advocates in Fort 9. In
spite of the fact that every man was ready to do his utmost,
at whatever personal risk, to help a friend who was trying
to escape, each man was advised to keep his own plans of
escape strictly to himself. It was not that we were afraid
of spies among ourselves, but it was impossible to be quite
sure of all the orderlies, who were either Frenchmen or
Russians. There was one French orderly of whom we had
serious suspicion but could never prove anything against
him.</p>
<p>It can be readily understood that the Germans, having
herded some 150 officers with the blackest characters into
one camp, took considerable precautions to keep them there.
From the moat on one side to the moat on the other, the
fort at the broadest part measured about 300 yards. On
the southern side, as can be seen from the sketch map,
the moat ran around the fort in a semi-oval, and steep
grass banks sloped from the top of the ramparts to the edge
of the moat, beside which was a narrow footpath patroled
by sentries. On the southern side the ramparts were
higher than on the northern, and the top must have been
50 feet above the moat. Along the top there was a narrow
footpath where the prisoners were allowed to walk. From
this path we got a good view of the surrounding country,
which was completely under cultivation and very flat, with
small wooded downs in the distance to relieve the monotony.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[70]</SPAN></span>
From the path, we were able to see the moat, but, owing
to the shelving of the bank, not the sentry in the path below.
Just inside the parados there were at regular intervals
heavily built traverses, and between the traverses glass
ventilators poked up from the rooms and passages which
lay under the southern ramparts. From the parados a
grass bank sloped down to a broad gravel walk, and from
this another steep bank dropped some 20 feet into the
inner court. The barred window from the orderlies' quarters,
the kitchen, and the solitary confinement cells looked
out from this bank into the courtyard. On the northern
side a similar bank, but without windows in it, sloped up
to the gravel path, which ran all round the fort. Only a
7-foot parapet, over which we were forbidden to look,
bounded the gravel path on the north side; but the rules
did not forbid us looking into the outer courtyard, where
<i>Appell</i> was usually held. On the south side the moat was
about 40 yards broad and on the north only about 16 yards,
and though we never found out the depth accurately we
imagined it to be about 5 feet at the deepest part. The
whole space inside was formed into two courtyards by a
very broad central passage leading from the main door to
the center "caponnière" on the south side. The earth ridge
on the top of the passage formed the highest point in the
fort. On it was a flagstaff where flags were hoisted at each
German victory, imaginary or otherwise. A sentry was
always posted there. In the day time there were eighteen
sentries posted in and around the court, and at night time
twenty-two posted as I have shown them on the sketch map.</p>
<p>It was obvious that there were only two possible ways<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</SPAN></span>
of getting out: one was to go out by the main gate past
three sentries, three gates, and a guardhouse and the other
was to go through the moat. It was impossible to tunnel
under the moat. It had been tried, and the water came
into the tunnel as soon as it got below the water level.
An aeroplane was the only other solution. That was the
problem we were up against, and however you looked at
it, it always boiled down to a nasty cold swim or a colossal
piece of bluff.</p>
<p>All the members of Room 45, where I now found myself,
had previously escaped from other camps. Milne and
Fairweather, with Milne's brother, then at Custrin, had
walked out of the main gate of a camp of which I forget
the name, the brother dressed as a German officer, Fairweather
as a soldier, and Milne as a workman. The scheme
had worked well. They had walked into the commandantur
as if to see the commandant, and then had pulled off their
British uniforms in the passage and, leaving them on the
floor, had calmly walked out of the other door of the commandantur
and passed all the sentries without any difficulty.
Milne's brother spoke excellent German, and they
said that their "get-up" had been very good and had been
the result of some months' hard work. Oliphant and
Medlicott<SPAN name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></SPAN><SPAN href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</SPAN> had been caught together within a mile or two
of the Dutch frontier. Poole and these two had escaped
together from a camp by an audacious bit of wire-cutting
in full daylight, suitable side-shows having been provided
to keep the sentries occupied. After doing the march on
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</SPAN></span>foot to the frontier at an almost incredible speed, they lay
up in a wood a couple of miles or so from the frontier
sentries, intending to cross that night. Most unluckily
for them, the day being Sunday (always the most dangerous
day for escaping prisoners, as there are so many people
about), a party of sportsmen came upon them. Oliphant
had his boots on and managed to get away, but Poole
and Medlicott were collared. A sentry marched them
along to a sort of barn, opened the door, and entered
before them. They slammed the door on him and bolted.
Poole got clean away and crossed the frontier that night, but
Medlicott was caught after a short, sharp chase. Oliphant
took a wrong compass-bearing during the night, lost his
way, and was caught the following morning. They really
had very bad luck. All three ought to have crossed, as
they were very determined fellows, and all of them had
had considerable previous experience in escaping.</p>
<p>We used to talk bitterly of prisoners' luck at Ingolstadt,
and one of the things which induced us to keep on trying
was the belief that our luck would turn. Medlicott especially
had had four or five attempts before he came to Ingolstadt.
One of these was most spectacular, and I must give
a short account of it. I am not sure out of which camp
the escape was made, but one-time inmates will perhaps
recognize it. A road ran alongside one of the main buildings
of the camp. On the far side of the road was a steep
bank with a barbed wire fence on the top, and from there
terraced gardens sloped steeply up a hill and away from
the camp. The building was several stories high, and
Medlicott and a companion decided that it would be pos<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</SPAN></span>sible
to fix up a drawbridge from the second-story windows,
and from there jump over the road and the wire on to the
terrace. Every detail was fully thought out. They had
a 9-foot plank, the near end of which they intended to
place on the window-sill, and the far end would be supported
by a rope from the top of the window. This would
form an extremely rickety bridge, but though they would
have a considerable drop, 12 feet or so, they had only quite
a short distance to jump forward, as the road was quite
narrow. Arrangements had been made to put out the electric
light and to cut the telephone wires simultaneously,
as a sentry was posted in the road and they had to jump
over his head. The most suitable room was occupied by a
Belgian general, and they decided to make the attempt
from there. When they entered the Belgian's room on
the selected night and informed him of what was about
to happen, he absolutely refused to allow his room to be
used for such a purpose. Medlicott explained to him (in
bad French) that they were going from that room at once,
whatever the general said, and that if he made a noise,
they would be compelled to use force to keep him quiet.
The general started shouting "Assassin!" and "A moi!"
"A moi!" but they sat on him and gagged him and tied
him to the bed. They then got out their plank and successfully
jumped over the road and got clean away. They
were recaught, however, about four days afterwards, I
don't remember how. At their court-martial they were
complimented by the President on their escape, and were
given the lightest possible punishment (about two months
apiece, I think) for the numerous crimes they had com<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</SPAN></span>mitted.
The Belgian general was brought up as a witness
against them, but could say nothing without making himself
a laughing-stock or worse!</p>
<p>The other Englishmen at Fort 9 all lived in Room 42.
They were Major Gaskell, Captain May, Captain Gilliland,
Captain Batty Smith, Lieutenant Buckley, together
with Lieutenant Bellison, a Frenchman, who spoke English
with complete fluency, though with a bad accent. I know
that when I first went to Ingolstadt they had some scheme
on for tunneling out of the inner court through the rampart
so as to come out half-way up the bank above the
moat on the south side. It was a good idea, but never
got very far, as the beginning of the tunnel was discovered
by the Germans—without Room 42 being incriminated,
however. I do not remember any time in
Fort 9 when there was not some scheme or other in the
English rooms for escaping, and we all occupied some
hours nearly every day in perfecting our arrangements
for escaping. There were several excellent maps in the
fort, especially amongst the Frenchmen, and very many
laborious hours were spent in copying these in different
colored inks. Several people even made two or three
copies, so as to be ready to try again immediately in
the event of their being recaptured with a map in their
possession. A certain amount of map copying was done
by photography. Cameras were strictly prohibited, but
there was at least one in the fort, which had got in I
don't know how, and which did a lot of useful work.</p>
<p>The Frenchmen in the fort were, as a whole, a most
excellent lot of fellows, and the English and French were<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</SPAN></span>
the very best of friends. Colonel Tardieu, the senior
French officer, was one of the old school. "He thanked
whatever gods there be for his unconquerable soul," and
would have no truck with the Germans. He asked no
favors from them, and would show no gratitude if they
offered him any. He protested formally but vehemently
against such insults as being asked to sit at the same table
as the German officer who was guarding him on a railway
journey. He said that eating at the same table was in a
way a sign of friendship, and to ask a French colonel to eat
with a German was an insult. I hear he was sentenced
to a long term of imprisonment for this and many similar
offenses. How could we all help having the greatest
admiration for the unbending spirit of this man, who had
his own rigid ideas of honor and lived up to them to the
letter, in spite of a feeble body by no means fit to withstand
the strain of continuous antagonism and physical
discomfort? Commandant de Goys, who escaped from
Germany a few months after I did, was in the French
Flying Corps, and a very well-known man in it, I believe.
At one time he had been sent by the French to reorganize
the Turkish aviation corps, and told some amusing stories
of his meetings with Germans there who were simultaneously
reorganizing the Turkish army. He had escaped
from some other camp in a clothes-basket, and had very
nearly got across the Swiss frontier. He had a perfect
mania for attempting to escape in baskets, and tried twice
more at Ingolstadt. He was a good-looking, strongly
made, athletic fellow of forty or thereabouts, and a great
friend of Major Gaskell's. Through Major Gaskell I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</SPAN></span>
very soon got to know de Goys very well. Then there was
Michel, a big fat man, whose father had been in a very
high position in the French army but had retired just
before the war. He was an extremely nice fellow, and
very keen and quite good at games. He and Desseaux,
also a charming fellow, were the best French hockey and
tennis players in the fort. One of the most interesting
people in the fort, and certainly the best read in French
literature, was Decugis, the son of Colonel Decugis, who
took some considerable part in the invention of the French
75 mm. gun. I gathered that he had led a pretty fast
life before the war. He was a small dark fellow, very
strong and wiry, and French to his finger-tips. He used
to give me French lessons, and he learnt to talk English
very quickly. Le Long, La Croix, and de Robiere and
several others were nothing but children, and they were
always in irrepressibly good spirits. They were great men
at our fancy-dress balls, when they usually came marvelously
got up as ladies of no reputation, with immense
success. They were ready to attempt to escape, play the
fool, or be a nuisance to the Germans at any time night
or day with equal good humor. Room 39, where they
lived a sort of hand-to-mouth existence, was always untidy
and always noisy. They preferred it like that.</p>
<p>Then there was a French colonial colonel and Moretti,
both Corsicans. The colonel had been in command of the
disciplinary battalion of the "Joyeux," that is to say, the
French criminals who do their military service in Africa
in a special military organization. You can well imagine
that the colonel of the battalion, to which the most incor<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</SPAN></span>rigible
cases are sent, is likely to be a pretty hard case
himself. The French used to say that all Corsicans, as
soon as they get a command of any sort, imagine themselves
to be budding Napoleons. This was rather the
case with the colonel. He had been badly hit on the head
by a bit of shell, and was not always quite sane. He
was a middle-sized man, very strong and active, with close-cropped
hair and rugged face, and I am sure he would
stick at absolutely nothing to gain his ends. He considered
himself a great strategist (with regard to escaping
at any rate), but it was Moretti who had the brains and
ingenuity, as well as the skill to carry out the plans.</p>
<p>Moretti was very short but wonderfully well made,
with a round cheerful face and a funny little flat nose.
He was always laughing or ragging some one. He and
Buckley were inseparable companions in crime and stole
oil, potatoes, coal, or wood together, keeping up a continuous
flow of back-chat all the time. He had been an
adjutant chef (sergeant-major) in a "Joyeux" battalion at
the age of 28, which is extraordinarily young, considering
that only the very best N.C.O.'s can be used for such work,
and had won his commission in France. Having been
employed for the eight years previous to the war in managing
and outwitting the most ingenious criminals that
exist when they tried to escape, he knew just about all
there was to be known about stealing, cutting iron bars,
picking locks, etc. He told wonderful stories of the doings
of his "Joyeux" in France. He used to say they were
the best troops in the world, and I believe they were
extraordinarily good as <i>troupes d'assaut</i>. He told us how<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[78]</SPAN></span>
in the early days of the war 450 of his "Joyeux" had
stormed a trench system and killed 600 Germans with
their knives alone. That was at Maisonette, I think. He
had some wonderful stories of the second battle of Ypres,
where the Germans were driven back into the canal which
they had crossed at Bixschoote, and were killed almost to
a man. He saw more corpses there, he said, than at
Verdun. When his "Joyeux" were billeted behind the
lines, a special warning had to be sent to the inhabitants
to lock up all their belongings.</p>
<p>There were, of course, a number of other Frenchmen
who helped us, and whom we helped at various times, and
who practically without exception were our very good
friends, but I think I have mentioned those with whom
we came most in contact. Among the Russians there were
several excellent fellows, but as a whole we did not find
them very interesting. Curiously, few of them spoke any
language but their own really well, and except for Oliphant,
and afterwards Spencer, none of us spoke much
Russian. They were very generous fellows, and whenever
they did have any food, which was seldom, they used
to give dinners and sing-songs. With regard to escaping,
if you needed anything such as a leather coat or a greatcoat
(the Russian greatcoat can, with little alteration, be
turned into a very respectable German officer's greatcoat),
you could be sure to get it as a gift or by barter from the
Russians if they could possibly spare it. The difficulty
of saying anything about them is added to by the fact that
I cannot recall their real names.</p>
<p>"Charley" was a very rough diamond, but as generous<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[79]</SPAN></span>
and kind-hearted a fellow as one could meet anywhere; he
and Buckley were good friends. He spoke German perfectly
and played hockey, so I also got to know him a bit
better than most of the others. Lustianseff was a Russian
aviator. He spoke French well, and used to teach me
Russian. So did Kotcheskoff, a regular Hercules of
a fellow, but mentally an absolute babe—a sort of Joe
Gargery. He was universally liked, and continually had
his leg pulled by the Frenchmen in de Goys' room, where
he and Lustianseff lived. Kotcheskoff could talk English
not much better than I could talk Russian; he also talked
French and German very badly; consequently he and I
could never manage much of a conservation with one another
without the help of all four languages. There were,
however, several Russians, real good fellows, whom I never
got to know well. One of them had escaped from a camp
with some friends, and had reached the frontier after walking
for over thirty days. His friends had got across, but
he had been recaptured. I heard a short time ago that he
had escaped and had crossed the Swiss frontier at the
same place as Buckley and I did.</p>
<p>Our day at Fort 9 was regulated to a certain extent by
<i>Appells</i> or roll-calls. When I first went to Ingolstadt
there were three <i>Appells</i> a day—at 7 a.m., at 11.30 a.m.,
and between 4 and 7 in the evening, according to the
time of year. After I had been there a month or so a
fourth <i>Appell</i> was added at 9 o'clock at night. After this
fourth <i>Appell</i>, the door leading from each wing to the
center of the fort was locked and bolted, so that the two
wings were cut off from communication with each other.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[80]</SPAN></span>
The 7 a.m. <i>Appell</i> took place whilst we were still in bed.
A German N.C.O. came round and flashed a torch in each
of our faces or satisfied himself that we were all there.
Immediately afterwards the great iron doors leading into
the inner courtyards were opened. It was in these inner
courtyards that we played hockey and tennis and football,
and did our exercises, etc.</p>
<p>The rules of the fort stated that the 11.30 <i>Appell</i> should
take place either in our rooms or in the outer courtyard,
the place where it was being held when Kicq and I first
arrived, at the discretion of the Commandant. As the
feeling between the Germans and the prisoners became
more and more bitter, the <i>Appell</i> outside became really
very exciting, and from the German point of view an almost
intolerable performance. We always used to object
to this outside <i>Appell</i> owing to the nuisance of turning out
and to the waste of time, as the Germans never managed
to count us in less than half an hour. I will say that they
had a pretty difficult task; we never stood still and gave
them a fair chance, as the general spirit of Fort 9 was
to be insubordinate and disobedient whenever possible, so
the Germans more or less dropped this outside <i>Appell</i> and
only had it when the C.O. had some order or <i>Strafe</i> to
read out to the prisoners as a whole. If the Germans
wished the 11.30 <i>Appell</i> outside, they gave one ring on an
electric bell which sounded in our passage, and if inside,
two rings. As 11 a.m. was our usual time for breakfast,
we used to listen for the second ring with some impatience.
About ten minutes after the bell had rung for outside
<i>Appell</i> the greater part of the prisoners would congregate<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</SPAN></span>
in the outer courtyard. They turned up in any sort of
costume, smoking cigarettes and talking and shouting and
laughing. In the courtyard on the far side of the moat
a guard of some twenty or thirty Hun soldiers was drawn
up, and on either side of the main gate stood eight or nine
more villainous looking Bavarian soldiers with rifles and
fixed bayonets.</p>
<p>The C.O. usually kept us waiting for a minute or two,
being perhaps under the delusion that we might get into
some sort of order if we were given time. He came from
the bureau through the main gate followed by his <i>Feldwebel</i>
(sergeant-major) and several N.C.O.'s, and, though
the majority used to take no notice of him whatever, he
was usually greeted by some confused shouting in four
languages. By this time nine-tenths of the officers had
ranged themselves very roughly five deep on the right-hand
side of the main gate, which was immediately closed
by a cordon of sentries. Several officers would continue to
stroll about behind the ranks or wander from one part to
another to talk to friends; and in several parts of the line,
and especially at the English and French end of the line,
little knots of men would hold animated discussions of the
latest news. The front ranks stood firm, but the rear ranks
paid little or no attention to the Germans. On the left of
the gateway the orderlies were drawn up and stood in a
fairly regular and silent mob, highly amused at the disorder
in the ranks of the officers. The C.O. would stand
in front for perhaps a couple of minutes, hoping vainly
that things would calm down. He then saluted us formally.
A few Frenchmen, and most Englishmen and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</SPAN></span>
Russians, who happened to be looking in that direction
answered his salute. Then a scene something as follows
used to take place.</p>
<p>The C.O. called out, "Meine Herren," then louder,
"Meine Herren, etwas Ruhe bitte." This had some small
effect, though there would be one or two cries of "Comprends
pas," "Parle pas Bosche," of which the Germans
took no notice. One or two Englishmen whose breakfasts
were getting cold would try to make the Frenchmen shut
up, but only added to the noise. Two N.C.O.'s were then
sent off to count us. One went along the front and one
along the rear of the ranks trying to get the officers to
stand in files of five. As the prisoners were continually
moving about this looked an impossible task, but they
eventually used to manage it, though they sometimes had
to give up in despair and start again. As soon as this was
over the numbers were reported to the <i>Feldwebel</i>, and two
more N.C.O.'s were sent into the building to count the sick
who had remained in their rooms, while we stood stamping
our feet in the cold and waiting for them. Perhaps
some Frenchman would call out to an Englishman, "Savez-vous
combien de prisonniers Bosches les Anglais out pris
hier?"—"Onze mille trois cent quatre vingt deux Bosches."
A certain amount of laughter followed, and the ranks would
break up more or less and start walking about and talking.
After ten minutes' wait, the N.C.O.'s who had been counting
the sick would return and give their counts to the
<i>Feldwebel</i>. Sometimes the tally was right and sometimes
wrong—if the latter, the whole thing had to be done over<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</SPAN></span>
again, accompanied by cries of derision, contempt, and
impatience from the prisoners.</p>
<p>Very often the riot got so bad that the C.O., after glancing
anxiously over his shoulder, beckoned the guard to
come in to overawe us. The old Landsturm, as they came
pouring through the gate over the moat, were greeted with
hoots and yells. At the order of an N.C.O. they loaded—this
had no effect on the Frenchmen, who laughed and
ragged the C.O. and sentries in French and bad German.
But why did the Germans never shoot? It is not difficult
to understand. We had no reason to suppose that the
Commandant was tired of life, and we knew that his
<i>Feldwebel</i> was an arrant coward; and the one thing quite
certain was, that if the order to fire on us was given, the
first thing we should do would be to kill the Commandant
and the <i>Feldwebel</i>, and they knew it very well—and that
was our safeguard.</p>
<p>Many times during those outside <i>Appells</i> at Fort 9
I was sure we were pretty close to a massacre—and the
massacred would not have been confined to the prisoners.
There were in that small courtyard only about forty armed
Germans, all oldish men, and there were of us, counting
the orderlies, nearly 200 extremely active men. We should
have won easily—and the Germans knew it. At any time
we wished, we could have taken that fort and escaped,
though if we had, none of us would have got out of the
country alive. You must understand then that the Germans
did not tolerate this insubordination because they
liked it or because they were too kind-hearted to fire, but
because for the sake of their own skins they dared not<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</SPAN></span>
give the order to fire. The prisoners, on the other hand,
were prepared to risk a good deal for the sake of demonstrating
how little they cared for German discipline, and
for the sake of keeping up their own spirits, but most
especially just for the fun of ragging the hated Bosche.</p>
<p>Towards the end of my time at Ingolstadt, the Germans,
as I have already said, only had <i>Appell</i> outside when they
had something to announce to the prisoners. In the momentary
hush which usually occurred when we were expecting
the Commandant to dismiss us, the <i>Feldwebel</i> would
step forward, produce a paper, and start to read in German.
This was always the signal for a wild outcry—"Comprends
pas!" "Assassin!" "Assassin!" (for, as
I will show later, the <i>Feldwebel</i> had good reason to be
unpopular), "Parle pas Bosche!" "Can't understand that
damned language," "Ne pomenaio!" (Don't understand)
from a Russian, etc. The <i>Feldwebel</i> would carry on,
white with funk, till the end, when the C.O. would seize
the first moment in which he could make himself heard
to dismiss us with the words, "Appell ist fertig, meine
Herren." If the cordon of sentries in front of the main
gate happened to hear the dismissal, they got out of the
light quickly; if not, they were brushed aside before they
knew what was happening. Why no one ever got stuck
with a bayonet I never could make out.</p>
<p>So much for the 11.30 <i>Appell</i>. Very much more often
than not it took place in our rooms. We carried on with
our breakfasts or whatever we were doing, and an N.C.O.,
after giving a tap at the door, came in, made certain that
every one was present, and went out again. Five minutes<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</SPAN></span>
or so later the electric bell would ring, and <i>Appell</i> was
over. The doors into the inner courtyard were then opened
again—they were always closed during <i>Appell</i>—and everything
was done with the minimum of inconvenience to
ourselves. The time of the next <i>Appell</i> varied with the
time of the year. It took place about half an hour before
dark, and after it the doors into the inner courts were shut
for the night, but the two wings were not locked off from
one another till after the 9 o'clock <i>Appell</i>, when we were
visited in our rooms in just the same way. Between 4
and 9 a sentry was left in the long passage in each of the
wings. Poor chap! He used to have an uncomfortable
time trying to stop us from stealing the lamps in the passage.
After 9 o'clock he was withdrawn, and, as I have
already said, the doors at the end of the passage were
locked and we were left to our own devices.</p>
<p>The above description of an outside <i>Appell</i> is by no
means an exaggeration. Certainly they were sometimes
less rowdy, but not often. I remember one <i>Appell</i> was
taken by General Peters in person. General Peters was
the C.O. of all the camps of Ingolstadt and appeared one
morning with some special <i>Strafe</i> or reprisal to read out
to us. If I remember right, it had something to do with
alleged ill-treatment of German officers in France. The
General was not popular, and even more noise was made
than usual. Just before the cordon was drawn across the
door, a French captain walked down the whole front line
carrying a chair and sat down throughout the <i>Appell</i>.
When the <i>Feldwebel</i> stood forward to read his document,
he was greeted with the usual cries of "Assassin!" and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</SPAN></span>
"Parle pas Bosche!" and finished in a storm of howls
which completely drowned his voice. The interpreter then
proceeded to read a French translation, which was listened
to with attention, the reading being merely punctuated by
cheers and laughter and hoots at the interesting points.
After the Russian shooting affair, which happened towards
the end of our time at the fort, one Russian always used
to turn up with a large Red Cross flag on a pole. When
things began to get really exciting, I own I used to edge
away from the flag, as I felt sure the Germans would fire
their first volley into the group round it.</p>
<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
<div class="footnote"><p><SPAN name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></SPAN><SPAN href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></SPAN> Lieutenant Medlicott, R.F.C., was later murdered by the Germans
on his tenth attempt to escape.</p>
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