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<h2>CHAPTER XII</h2>
<h3>SHORT RATIONS AND MANY RIOTS</h3>
<p>The weather became colder and colder, and for the
next month we seldom had less than 27° of frost
at night, and in the day time anything up to 20°
in spite of the fairly frequent appearance of the sun. The
countryside was covered by a few inches of snow, now
in the crisp and powdery condition seldom seen except in
Switzerland and the colder countries. After the experience
of Medlicott and myself it was generally agreed in the fort
that escape was almost impossible, unless a very considerable
start could be obtained; so the greater number of us
settled down to face the not altogether pleasant domestic
problems of Fort 9.</p>
<p>Our allowance of coal was found to be quite insufficient
to keep the room tolerably warm. It was the same in every
room in the fort. Repeated requests for an increased
allowance having as usual had no effect, we proceeded to
tear down all the available woodwork in the fort and in
our rooms and burn it in the stoves. We lived literally
in a solid block of ice. Just before the long frost had set
in, the ground above and round our rooms had been soaking
wet, and the walls and floors had been streaming with
moisture. Then came the frost, and everything was<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[140]</SPAN></span>
frozen solid, and outside in the passage an icy blast blew
continually, and in places beneath broken ventilators a
few inches of frozen snow lay for weeks unthawed inside
the fort. That passage was, without exception, the coldest
place I have ever known.</p>
<p>Down the walls of each of our rooms ran a flue in the
stonework, intended to drain the earth above the rooms.
For over six weeks there was a solid block of ice in it from
top to bottom, in spite of the fact that the flue was in the
common wall of two living-rooms.</p>
<p>We lived continually in our great coats and all the warm
underclothes we possessed; we ourselves seldom, and our
allies never, opened windows, and we pasted up cracks and
holes; but still we remained cold, and crouched all day
round our miserable stoves. Müller's exercises, skipping,
and wood, coal, and oil stealing were recreations and means
of keeping warm and keeping up our spirits. On top of
this came the famine. For the last few months we had
been so well and regularly supplied with food from home
that we had never thought of eating the very unpalatable
food given us by the Germans, and had at length come
to an agreement whereby they gave us full pay—in my
case 100 marks per month—and no longer supplied us
with food. Up to the time of this agreement they had
deducted 42 marks monthly, and this extra money was
quite useful. Some time before Christmas we were
warned that there would be a ten days' stoppage of our
parcels in order to allow of the more rapid delivery of the
German Christmas mail to their troops. In consequence
we had all written home asking that double parcels should<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[141]</SPAN></span>
be sent us for the two weeks preceding Christmas. However,
Christmas passed and parcels came with almost the
same regularity as they had always done. Christmas
festivities, and the knowledge that double parcels were on
their way, induced us to draw rather heavily on our
reserve store. Then came the stoppage. Daily we looked
anxiously for the parcel cart which never came. Reduced
to our last half-dozen tins of food among six men we went
onto quarter rations, helped out from a large supply of
stolen potatoes. At length we had nothing whatever to eat
but our daily ration of bread and almost unlimited potatoes.
No butter, no salt, no pepper. It would not have mattered
very much in warm weather, but in those conditions of
cold and discomfort in which we were living, hunger was
rather hard to bear.</p>
<p>A diet consisting entirely of butterless and saltless
potatoes in various forms became after three or four days
extremely tedious. It is quite impossible to eat enough
of them to satisfy one's hunger. After a gorge of potatoes
one is distended but still hungry. I forget how long the
famine lasted—about ten days, I think, though I remember
very well the arrival of a cartload of parcels which
relieved the situation just when things began to get serious.
It arrived on a Saturday, and the Germans said that they
would be given out on Monday, as a certain time was
necessary for sorting and registering the parcels. To
starving men this delay was quite intolerable, and the
prisoners adopted such a threatening attitude that the
Commandant considered it wisest to give out a small
portion of the parcels to keep us going till Monday.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[142]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>Of course we might have asked the Germans to supply
us with food when we were short, but I don't think such a
course was contemplated seriously by anybody.</p>
<p>Perhaps it may be considered that the kindly Germans,
knowing that their prisoners were nearing starvation,
should have insisted on supplying us with food. But the
Germans of Fort 9 were not accustomed to confer favors
on us—if they had offered them we should have refused—and
I have no doubt that they considered a little hunger
very good for us.</p>
<p>So much for the famine; our parcels for the rest of the
time I was in Germany arrived in large quantities.</p>
<p>About this time, on the strength of the convention
agreed to between the English and the German governments,
we obtained from the very unwilling Germans the
privilege of going on walks for an hour or two a week
on parole.</p>
<p>For the rest of the time I was at Fort 9 the parties of
English and Russian prisoners, but not French, as I
believe they had no such convention with the Germans,
exercised this privilege once and sometimes twice a week,
accompanied by an unarmed German N.C.O., who under
these circumstances sometimes became quite human.</p>
<p>The walks were very dull indeed, as the country round
the fort is very uninteresting. However, it was certainly
a relief to get out of the place every now and then. The
only other way in which we ever got out of the fort
legitimately was when we were sent for from Ingolstadt
for preliminary inquiries concerning a court-martial, or
to make a statement concerning the vigilance of the sentry<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[143]</SPAN></span>
past whom we had escaped. We always did our best to
defend the unfortunate sentries, but I am afraid that they
almost invariably were heavily punished.</p>
<p>The next incident of any interest was a turbulent affair
which has become known to the one-time inmates of Fort 9
as the Bojah case. As I was not involved to any great
extent in this storm in a teacup, I have rather a confused
idea of what happened and why it happened.</p>
<p>I am not even sure how it started, but I believe the
original cause was a very mild and commonplace theft by
Medlicott. A German carpenter was putting up some
shelves in one of our living-rooms when Medlicott and
I entered the room. Quite on the spur of the moment
Medlicott picked up the carpenter's pincers when his
back was turned and handed them to me. I put them in
my pocket and walked out of the room and hid them.
Before the pincers were missed Medlicott also followed me
out of the room. No one else in the room had noticed the
theft, and naturally denied it indignantly when accused
by the carpenter. Apparently the carpenter, being very
angry, instantly informed the Commandant. About ten
minutes later we heard a fearful row in the passage outside,
and we all came out of our rooms to see the fun.
In the doorway of one of the rooms was a seething, shouting
mob consisting of several sentries with fixed bayonets,
the <i>Feldwebel</i> and half a dozen prisoners, mostly French,
and the Commandant. They were all shouting at the
top of their voices and pushing, and the Commandant was
brandishing his arms and generally behaving like an
enraged maniac. What the Frenchmen were doing in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[144]</SPAN></span>
that room I am not quite clear, but I believe they had
come into the room in which the carpenter had been after
the latter had departed to report the loss of the pincers
to the Commandant. When the Commandant arrived with
his guard he insulted them and accused them of stealing
the pincers and then ordered them back to their rooms.
The Frenchmen—Kicq, Derobiere, Bojah, and a few others
of the younger and more violent sort—were the last people
in the world to take this sort of thing lying down; besides
which they loved a row at any time for its own sake, and
for once in a way they had right on their side. They
denied the accusation and protested against the insults
with some violence, and when ordered to their rooms by
the Commandant refused to go unless they first had an
apology. It is quite impossible to imagine the scene unless
you realize the character of the Commandant. The one
outstanding feature was his conspicuous lack of dignity
and total inability to keep his temper. In his quiet
moments he was an incompetent, funny bourgeois shopkeeper;
when angry, as at this moment, he was a howling,
raving madman. When the Frenchmen refused to move,
the Commandant apparently ordered the <i>Feldwebel</i> to
arrest them, and confused shouting followed, in the midst
of which the Commandant hit the <i>Feldwebel</i> and, I
believe, though I did not see it, also hit Bojah. There was
a complete block in the doorway, and the passage was also
blocked by a hand-cart, which happened to be there, and
a large and cheering crowd of spectators. The sentries
could not get in, and the <i>Feldwebel</i> and the Commandant,
who were blocked in the doorway, could not move, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[145]</SPAN></span>
every one continued to shout. Medlicott, who loved this
sort of thing, tried to barge into the scrimmage, and I only
just prevented him being struck by a bayonet. Then Kicq
managed to get close to the Commandant and call him a
"cochon." Two sentries effected his arrest. After that,
I really don't know how things got disentangled without
bloodshed, but eventually the Germans retreated amidst
yells of derision, with Bojah, Kicq, and Derobiere in
their midst.</p>
<p>The English and French prisoners who had seen this
affair decided that, as the Commandant's conduct had been
unbecoming that of an officer, we would hold no further
communication with him. Most of us were content to
act up to this passively, but when Batty Smith was summoned
to the office he informed the Commandant of the
decision and walked out. Buckley and Medlicott also took
the earliest opportunity of doing the same thing.</p>
<p>As soon as they entered the office, Buckley delivered the
following ultimatum. "Nous n'avons rien à faire avec
vous parce que nous ne pouvons pas vous considérer comme
un officier." They then right-about turned and marched
out in military fashion, leaving the Commandant, as he
himself said in his evidence at the trial, "sprachlos" with
astonishment. Buckley's reason for speaking in French
instead of German was that he did not wish him to be able
to call any of the office staff as witness of what he had
said. Soon afterwards Batty Smith was called again to
the bureau, arrested, and sent to prison in another fort,
where he remained in solitary confinement for over two
months without any sort of trial. Buckley and Medlicott<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[146]</SPAN></span>
were kidnapped in exactly the same way and thrown into
improvised cells in the fort. Medlicott had only been
in his cell for ten seconds, when he began, as usual, to
think how to get out of it. Above the door was a glass
window by which light entered the cell. The glass was
already partially broken, so Medlicott standing on a chair
smashed the rest of it and somehow managed to climb out
through it. Soon afterwards Buckley also got out, and
both returned to their rooms. Five minutes later the
Germans placed sentries in front of the cell doors, but it
was not till several hours afterwards that they found to
their intense surprise that the birds had already flown.</p>
<p>We got a good deal of amusement out of this incident;
but a few days later Medlicott was sent to another fort and
Buckley was shut up in Fort 9. Both remained in close
solitary confinement without any sort of trial for over two
months.</p>
<p>We never saw either Derobiere or Kicq again, though
I have heard from the latter since the armistice was
signed. He had a series of perfectly amazing adventures
and hardships, and eventually escaped successfully, after
the sixth or seventh attempt, about the time of the
armistice.</p>
<p>Of all the unusual happenings in Fort 9, that which I
am about to describe is perhaps the most remarkable. To
steal a large iron-bound box from the Commandant's
bureau would be at any time a difficult feat, but when it is
considered that the only opportunity for the theft occurred
in the middle of the day, and also that the box contained
compasses and maps by the dozen, several cameras,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</SPAN></span>
solidified alcohol, censored books, in fact all those things
which we were most strictly forbidden to possess, it must
be owned that it was an extraordinary performance. It
was organized and carried out mainly by Russians with
the help of a few Frenchmen.</p>
<p>About 11.30 one morning, just after <i>Appell</i>, a Russian
came into every room along the corridor and informed us
that there would be a general search by the Germans at
12.15. We thanked him and hid all our forbidden property,
for a hint of this nature was not to be taken lightly
at Fort 9. We had no idea what was going to happen,
and only heard a detailed account of it afterwards.</p>
<p>When a prisoner attempts to escape and is recaptured,
he is taken by the Germans into the bureau and searched,
and for those articles—maps, compasses, etc.—which are
taken off him he is given a receipt and the articles themselves
are deposited, carefully ticketed with the owner's
name, in a large iron-bound wooden box which is kept in
the depot outside the fort.</p>
<p>When, however, prisoners are removed from one camp
to another, the articles belonging to those prisoners are
handed to the N.C.O. in charge of their escort and are
deposited in the depot of the new camp.</p>
<p>This time two Russians were being sent to another
camp, and the iron-bound box in question had been brought
into the bureau so that the senior clerk could check the
articles as they were handed over. The theft of this box
was carried out in the following manner. Just before
midday a party of Frenchmen, I believe, went into the
bureau and had a violent row with the Commandant—not<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</SPAN></span>
an unusual occurrence, as I have already explained.
As the row became more and more heated, other Frenchmen
and Russians crowded into the bureau. A fearful
scrimmage and a great deal of shouting ensued, in the
midst of which a party specially detailed for the purpose
carried the box unobserved out of the bureau and into
our "reading room," which was only a few doors away.
There men were waiting with hammers and other instruments.
The lid was wrenched open and the contents
turned out on to the floor. Some then fell on the box
and broke and tore it into small pieces which others carried
to the different rooms and burnt immediately in the stoves.
Others again distributed to their owners or hid in previously
prepared places the contents of the box, so that
within five minutes the box itself had utterly disappeared
and all its incriminating contents were in safe hiding-places.
The row, which had been gradually dying down,
now dissolved, and very soon afterwards the Germans discovered
their loss. The bells went and we were all
ordered to our rooms. Then, amid shouts of laughter
from every room, two rather sullen and shamefaced Germans
searched vainly for an enormous box which had only
been stolen five minutes before and for which there was
no possible hiding-place in any of the rooms.</p>
<p>Most of us got back some valuable belongings. I got a
compass and some maps which had been taken off me at
my first escape, but the most amusing prize was my box
of solidified alcohol, for which I now held two receipts
from the Germans as well as the article itself!</p>
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