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<h2> Chapter IV. Malicorne and Manicamp. </h2>
<p>The introduction of these two new personages into this history and that
mysterious affinity of names and sentiments, merit some attention on the
part of both historian and reader. We will then enter into some details
concerning Messieurs Malicorne and Manicamp. Malicorne, we know, had made
the journey to Orleans in search of the <i>brevet</i> destined for
Mademoiselle de Montalais, the arrival of which had produced such a strong
feeling at the castle of Blois. At that moment, M. de Manicamp was at
Orleans. A singular person was this M. de Manicamp; a very intelligent
young fellow, always poor, always needy, although he dipped his hand
freely into the purse of M. le Comte de Guiche, one of the best furnished
purses of the period. M. le Comte de Guiche had had, as the companion of
his boyhood, this De Manicamp, a poor gentleman, vassal-born, of the house
of Gramont. M. de Manicamp, with his tact and talent had created himself a
revenue in the opulent family of the celebrated marechal. From his infancy
he had, with calculation beyond his age, lent his mane and complaisance to
the follies of the Comte de Guiche. If his noble companion had stolen some
fruit destined for Madame la Marechale, if he had broken a mirror, or put
out a dog's eye, Manicamp declared himself guilty of the crime committed,
and received the punishment, which was not made the milder for falling on
the innocent. But this was the way this system of abnegation was paid for:
instead of wearing such mean habiliments as his paternal fortunes entitled
him to, he was able to appear brilliant, superb, like a young noble of
fifty thousand livres a year. It was not that he was mean in character or
humble in spirit; no, he was a philosopher, or rather he had the
indifference, the apathy, the obstinacy which banish from man every
sentiment of the supernatural. His sole ambition was to spend money. But,
in this respect, the worthy M. de Manicamp was a gulf. Three or four times
every year he drained the Comte de Guiche, and when the Comte de Guiche
was thoroughly drained, when he had turned out his pockets and his purse
before him, when he declared that it would be at least a fortnight before
paternal munificence would refill those pockets and that purse, Manicamp
lost all his energy, he went to bed, remained there, ate nothing and sold
his handsome clothes, under the pretense that, remaining in bed, he did
not want them. During this prostration of mind and strength, the purse of
the Comte de Guiche was getting full again, and when once filled,
overflowed into that of De Manicamp, who bought new clothes, dressed
himself again, and recommenced the same life he had followed before. The
mania of selling his new clothes for a quarter of what they were worth,
had rendered our hero sufficiently celebrated in Orleans, a city where, in
general, we should be puzzled to say why he came to pass his days of
penitence. Provincial <i>debauches, petits-maitres</i> of six hundred
livres a year, shared the fragments of his opulence.</p>
<p>Among the admirers of these splendid toilettes, our friend Malicorne was
conspicuous; he was the son of a syndic of the city, of whom M. de Conde,
always needy as a De Conde, often borrowed money at enormous interest. M.
Malicorne kept the paternal money-chest; that is to say, that in those
times of easy morals, he had made for himself, by following the example of
his father, and lending at high interest for short terms, a revenue of
eighteen hundred livres, without reckoning six hundred livres furnished by
the generosity of the syndic; so that Malicorne was the king of the gay
youth of Orleans, having two thousand four hundred livres to scatter,
squander, and waste on follies of every kind. But, quite contrary to
Manicamp, Malicorne was terribly ambitious. He loved from ambition; he
spent money out of ambition; and he would have ruined himself for
ambition. Malicorne had determined to rise, at whatever price it might
cost, and for this, whatever price it did cost, he had given himself a
mistress and a friend. The mistress, Mademoiselle de Montalais, was cruel,
as regarded love; but she was of a noble family, and that was sufficient
for Malicorne. The friend had little or no friendship, but he was the
favorite of the Comte de Guiche, himself the friend of Monsieur, the
king's brother; and that was sufficient for Malicorne. Only, in the
chapter of charges, Mademoiselle de Montalais cost <i>per annum</i>:—ribbons,
gloves, and sweets, a thousand livres. De Manicamp cost—money lent,
never returned—from twelve to fifteen hundred livres <i>per annum</i>.
So that there was nothing left for Malicorne. Ah! yes, we are mistaken;
there was left the paternal strong box. He employed a mode of proceeding,
upon which he preserved the most profound secrecy, and which consisted in
advancing to himself, from the coffers of the syndic, half a dozen year's
profits, that is to say, fifteen thousand livres, swearing to himself—observe,
quite to himself—to repay this deficiency as soon as an opportunity
should present itself. The opportunity was expected to be the concession
of a good post in the household of Monsieur, when that household would be
established at the period of his marriage. This juncture had arrived, and
the household was about to be established. A good post in the family of a
prince of the blood, when it is given by the credit, and on the
recommendation of a friend, like the Comte de Guiche, is worth at least
twelve thousand livres <i>per annum</i>; and by the means which M.
Malicorne had taken to make his revenues fructify, twelve thousand livres
might rise to twenty thousand. Then, when once an incumbent of this post,
he would marry Mademoiselle de Montalais. Mademoiselle de Montalais, of a
half noble family, not only would be dowered, but would ennoble Malicorne.
But, in order that Mademoiselle de Montalais, who had not a large
patrimonial fortune, although an only daughter, should be suitably
dowered, it was necessary that she should belong to some great princess,
as prodigal as the dowager Madame was covetous. And in order that the wife
should not be of one party whilst the husband belonged to the other, a
situation which presents serious inconveniences, particularly with
characters like those of the future consorts—Malicorne had imagined
the idea of making the central point of union the household of Monsieur,
the king's brother. Mademoiselle de Montalais would be maid of honor to
Madame. M. Malicorne would be officer to Monsieur.</p>
<p>It is plain the plan was formed by a clear head; it is plain, also, that
it had been bravely executed. Malicorne had asked Manicamp to ask a <i>brevet</i>
of maid of honor of the Comte de Guiche; and the Comte de Guiche had asked
this <i>brevet</i> of Monsieur, who had signed it without hesitation. The
constructive plan of Malicorne—for we may well suppose that the
combinations of a mind as active as his were not confined to the present,
but extended to the future—the constructive plan of Malicorne, we
say, was this:—To obtain entrance into the household of Madame
Henrietta for a woman devoted to himself, who was intelligent, young,
handsome, and intriguing; to learn, by means of this woman, all the
feminine secrets of the young household; whilst he, Malicorne, and his
friend Manicamp, should, between them, know all the male secrets of the
young community. It was by these means that a rapid and splendid fortune
might be acquired at one and the same time. Malicorne was a vile name; he
who bore it had too much wit to conceal this truth from himself; but an
estate might be purchased; and Malicorne of some place, or even De
Malicorne itself, for short, would ring more nobly on the ear.</p>
<p>It was not improbable that a most aristocratic origin might be hunted up
by the heralds for this name of Malicorne; might it not come from some
estate where a bull with mortal horns had caused some great misfortune,
and baptized the soil with the blood it had spilt? Certes, this plan
presented itself bristling with difficulties: but the greatest of all was
Mademoiselle de Montalais herself. Capricious, variable, close, giddy,
free, prudish, a virgin armed with claws, Erigone stained with grapes, she
sometimes overturned, with a single dash of her white fingers, or with a
single puff from her laughing lips, the edifice which had exhausted
Malicorne's patience for a month.</p>
<p>Love apart, Malicorne was happy; but this love, which he could not help
feeling, he had the strength to conceal with care; persuaded that at the
least relaxing of the ties by which he had bound his Protean female, the
demon would overthrow and laugh at him. He humbled his mistress by
disdaining her. Burning with desire, when she advanced to tempt him, he
had the art to appear ice, persuaded that if he opened his arms, she would
run away laughing at him. On her side, Montalais believed she did not love
Malicorne; whilst, on the contrary, in reality she did. Malicorne repeated
to her so often his protestation of indifference, that she finished,
sometimes, by believing him; and then she believed she detested Malicorne.
If she tried to bring him back by coquetry, Malicorne played the coquette
better than she could. But what made Montalais hold to Malicorne in an
indissoluble fashion, was that Malicorne always came cram full of fresh
news from the court and the city; Malicorne always brought to Blois a
fashion, a secret, or a perfume; that Malicorne never asked for a meeting,
but, on the contrary, required to be supplicated to receive the favors he
burned to obtain. On her side, Montalais was no miser with stories. By her
means, Malicorne learnt all that passed at Blois, in the family of the
dowager Madame; and he related to Manicamp tales that made him ready to
die with laughing, which the latter, out of idleness, took ready-made to
M. de Guiche, who carried them to Monsieur.</p>
<p>Such, in two words, was the woof of petty interests and petty conspiracies
which united Blois with Orleans, and Orleans with Pairs; and which was
about to bring into the last named city where she was to produce so great
a revolution, the poor little La Valliere, who was far from suspecting, as
she returned joyfully, leaning on the arm of her mother, for what a
strange future she was reserved. As to the good man, Malicorne—we
speak of the syndic of Orleans—he did not see more clearly into the
present than others did into the future; and had no suspicion as he
walked, every day, between three and five o'clock, after his dinner, upon
the Place Sainte-Catherine, in his gray coat, cut after the fashion of
Louis XIII. and his cloth shoes with great knots of ribbon, that it was he
who was paying for all those bursts of laughter, all those stolen kisses,
all those whisperings, all those little keepsakes, and all those bubble
projects which formed a chain of forty-five leagues in length, from the
palais of Blois to the Palais Royal.</p>
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