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<h2> CHAPTER IV. BY DOROTHY CANFIELD </h2>
<p>Genevieve Remington sat in her pretty drawing-room and watched the hour
hand of the clock slowly approach five. Five was a sacred hour in her day.
At five George left his office, turned off the business-current with a
click and turned on, full-voltage, the domestic-affectionate.</p>
<p>Genevieve often told her girl friends that she only began really to live
after five, when George was restored to her. She assured them the
psychical connection between George and herself was so close that, sitting
alone in her drawing-room, she could feel a tingling thrill all over when
the clock struck five and George emerged from his office downtown.</p>
<p>On the afternoon in question she received her five o'clock electric thrill
promptly on time, although history does not record whether or not George
walked out from his office at that moment. With all due respect for the
world-shaking importance of Mr. Remington's movements, it must be stated
that history had, on that afternoon, other more important events to
chronicle.</p>
<p>As the clock struck five, the front doorbell rang. Marie, the maid, went
to open the door. Genevieve adjusted the down-sweeping, golden-brown tress
over her right eye, brushed an invisible speck from the piano,
straightened a rose in a vase, and after these traditionally bridal
preparations, waited with a bride's optimistic smile the advent of a
caller. But it was Marie who appeared at the door, with a stricken face of
horror.</p>
<p>"Mrs. Remington! Mrs. Remington!" she whispered loudly. "They've come to
stay. The men are getting their trunks down from the wagon."</p>
<p>"<i>Who</i> has come to stay? <i>Where?</i>" queried the startled bride.</p>
<p>"The two ladies who came to call yesterday!"</p>
<p>"<i>Oh!</i>" said the relieved Genevieve. "There's some mistake, of
course. If it's Cousin Emelene and Mrs.——"</p>
<p>She advanced into the hall and was confronted by two burly men with a very
large trunk between them.</p>
<p>"Which room?" said one of them in a bored and insolent voice.</p>
<p>"Oh, you must have come to the wrong house," Genevieve assured them with
her pretty, friendly smile.</p>
<p>She was so happy and so convinced of the essential rightness of a world
which had produced George Remington that she had a friendly smile for
every one, even for unshaven men who kept their battered derby hats on
their heads, had viciously smelling cigars in their mouths, and penetrated
to her sacred front hall with trunks which belonged somewhere else.</p>
<p>"Isn't this G. L. Remington's house?" inquired one of the men, dropping
his end of the trunk and consulting a dirty slip of paper.</p>
<p>"Yes, it is," admitted Genevieve, thrilling at the thought that it was
also hers. "This is the place all right, then," said the man. He heaved up
his end of the trunk again, and said once more, "Which room?"</p>
<p>The repetition fell a little ominously on Genevieve's ear. What on earth
could be the matter?</p>
<p>She heard voices outside and craning her soft white neck, she saw Cousin
Emelene, with her gray kitten under one arm and a large suitcase in her
other hand, coming up the steps. There was a beatific expression in her
gentle, faded eyes, and her lips were quivering uncertainly. When she
caught sight of Genevieve's sweet face back of the bored expressmen, she
gave a little cry, ran forward, set down her suitcase and clasped her
young cousin in her arms.</p>
<p>"Oh Genevieve dear, that noble wonderful husband of yours! What have you
done to deserve such a man... out of this Age of Gold!"</p>
<p>This was a sentiment after Genevieve's own heart, but she found it rather
too vague to meet the present somewhat tense situation.</p>
<p>Cousin Emelene went on, clasping her at intervals, and talking very fast.
"I can hardly believe it! Now that my time of trial is all over I don't
mind telling you that I was growing embittered and cynical. All those
phrases my dear mother had brought me to believe, the sanctity of the
home, the chivalrous protection of men, the wicked folly of women who
leave the home to engage in fierce industrial struggle."... At about this
point the expressmen set the trunk down, put their hands on their hips,
cocked their hats at a new angle and waited in gloomy ennui for the
conversation to stop. Cousin Emelene flowed on, her voice unsteady with a
very real emotion.</p>
<p>"See, dear, you must not blame me for my lack of faith... but see how it
looked to me. There I was, as womanly a woman as ever breathed, and yet <i>I</i>
had no home to be sanctified, <i>I</i> had never had a bit of chivalrous
protection from any man. And with the New Haven stocks shrinking from one
day to the next, the way they do, it looked as though I would either have
to starve or engage in the wicked, unwomanly folly of earning my own
living. Do you know, dear Genevieve, I had almost come to the point—you
know how the suffragists do keep banging away at their points—I
almost wondered if perhaps they were right and if men really mean those
things about protection and support in place of the vote.... And then
George's splendid, noble-spirited article appeared, and a kind friend
interpreted it for me and told what it really meant, for <i>me</i>! Oh,
Genevieve."... The tears rose to her mild eyes, her gentle, flat voice
faltered, she took out a handkerchief hastily. "It seemed too good to be
true," she said brokenly into its folds. "I've longed all my life to be
protected, and now I'm going to be!"</p>
<p>"Which room, please?" said the expressman. "We gotta be goin' on."</p>
<p>Genevieve pinched herself hard, jumped and said "<i>ouch</i>." Yes, she
was awake, all right!</p>
<p>"Oh, Marie, will you please get Hanna a saucer of milk?" said Cousin
Emelene now, seeing the maid's round eyes glaring startled from the
dining-room door. "And just warm it a little bit, don't scald it. She
won't touch it if there's the least bit of a scum on it. Just take that
ice-box chill off. Here, I'll go with you this time. Since we're going to
live here now, you'll have to do it a good many times, and I'd better show
you just how to do it right."</p>
<p>She disappeared, leaving a trail of caressing baby-talk to the effect that
she would take good care of muvver's ittie bittie kittie.</p>
<p>She left Genevieve for all practical purposes turned to stone. She felt as
though she were stone, from head to foot, and she could open her mouth no
more than any statue when, in answer to the next repetition, very
peremptory now, of "Which room?" a voice as peremptory called from the
open front door, "Straight upstairs; turn to your right, first door on the
left."</p>
<p>As the men started forward, banging the mahogany banisters with the
corners of the trunk at every step, Mrs. Brewster-Smith stepped in,
immaculate as to sheer collar and cuffs, crisp and tailored as to suit,
waved and netted as to hair, and chilled steel and diamond point as to
will-power.</p>
<p>"Oh, Genevieve, I didn't see <i>you</i> there! I didn't know why they
stood there waiting so long. I know the house so well I knew of course
which room you'll have for guests. <i>Dear</i> old house! It will be like
returning to my childhood to live here again!" She cocked an ear toward
the upper regions and frowned, but went on smoothly.</p>
<p>"Such happy girlhood hours as I have passed here! After all there is
nothing like the home feeling, is there, for us women at any rate! We're
the natural conservatives, who cling to the simple, elemental
satisfactions, and there's a heart-hunger that can only be satisfied by a
home and a man's protection! I thought George's description too beautiful
... in his article you know... of the ideal home with the women of the
family safe within its walls, protected from the savagery of the economic
struggle which only men in their strength can bear without being crushed."</p>
<p>She turned quickly and terribly to the expressmen coming down the stairs
and said in so fierce a voice that they shrank back visibly, "There's
another trunk to take up to the room next to that. And if you let it down
with the bang you did this one, you'll get something that will surprise
you! Do you hear me!"</p>
<p>They shrank out, cowed and tiptoeing. Mrs. Brewster-Smith turned back to
her young cousin-by-marriage and murmured, "That was such a true and deep
saying of George's... wherever does such a young man get his wisdom!...
that women are not fitted by nature to cope with hostile forces!"</p>
<p>Cousin Emelene approached from behind the statue of Genevieve, still
frozen in place with an expression of stupefaction on her white face. The
older woman put her arms around the bride's neck and gave her an
affectionate hug.</p>
<p>"Oh, dearest Jinny, doesn't it seem like a dream that we're all going to
be together, all we women, in a real home, with a real man at the head of
it to direct us and give us of his strength! It does seem just like that
beautiful old-fashioned home that George drew such an exquisite picture
of, in his article, where the home was the center of the world to the
women in it. It will be to me, I assure you, dear. I feel as though I had
come to a haven, and as though I <i>never</i> would want to leave it!"</p>
<p>The expressmen were carrying up another trunk now, and so conscious of the
glittering eyes of mastery upon them that they carried it as though it
were the Ark of the Covenant and they its chosen priests. Mrs.
Brewster-Smith followed them with a firm tread, throwing over her shoulder
to the stone Genevieve below, "Oh, my dear, little Eleanor and her nurse
will be in soon. Frieda was taking Eleanor for her usual afternoon walk.
Will you just send them upstairs when they come! I suppose Frieda will
have the room in the third story, that extra room that was finished off
when Uncle Henry lived here. Emelene, you'd better come right up, too, if
you expect to get unpacked before dinner."</p>
<p>She disappeared, and Emelene fluttered up after her, drawn along by
suction, apparently, like a sheet of paper in the wake of a train. The
expressmen came downstairs, still treading softly, and went out. Genevieve
was alone again in her front hall. To her came tiptoeing Marie, with wide
eyes of query and alarm. And from Marie's questioning face, Genevieve fled
away like one fleeing from the plague.</p>
<p>"Don't ask me, Marie! Don't <i>speak</i> to me. Don't you dare ask me
what... or I'll..." She was at the front door as she spoke, poised for
flight like a terrified doe. "I must see Mr. Remington! I don't know <i>what</i>
to tell you, Marie, till I have seen Mr. Remington! I must see my husband!
I don't know what to say, I don't know what to <i>think</i>, until I have
seen my husband."</p>
<p>Calling this eminently wifely sentiment over her shoulder she ran down the
front walk, hatless, wrapless, just as she was in her pretty flowered and
looped-up bride's house dress. She couldn't have run faster if the house
had been on fire.</p>
<p>The clicking of her high heels on the concrete sidewalk was a rattling
tattoo so eloquent of disorganized panic that more than one head was
thrust from a neighboring window to investigate, and more than one head
was pulled back, nodding to the well-worn and charitable hypothesis,
"Their first quarrel." The hypothesis would instantly have been withdrawn
if any one had continued looking after the fleeing bride long enough to
see her, regardless of passers-by, fling herself wildly into her husband's
arms as he descended from the trolley-car at the corner.</p>
<p>Betty Sheridan was sitting in the drawing-room of her parents' house,
rather moodily reading a book on the <i>Balance of Trade</i>.</p>
<p>She had an unconfessed weakness of mind on the subject of tariffs and
international trade. Although when in college she had written a paper on
it which had been read aloud in the Economics Seminar and favorably
commented upon, she knew, in her heart of hearts, that she understood less
than nothing about the underlying principles of the subject. This nettled
her and gave her occasional nightmare moments of doubt as to the real
fitness of women for public affairs. She read feverishly all she could
find on the subject, ending by addling her brains to the point of frenzy.</p>
<p>She was almost in that condition now although she did not look it in the
least as, dressed for dinner in the evening gown which replaced the stark
linens and tailored seams of her office-costume, she bent her shining head
and earnest face over the pages of the book.</p>
<p>Penfield Evans took a long look at her, as one looks at a rose-bush in
bloom, before he spoke through the open door and broke the spell.</p>
<p>"Oh, Betty," he called in a low tone, beckoning her with a gesture
redolent of mystery.</p>
<p>Betty laid down her book and stared. "What you want?" she challenged him,
reverting to the phrase she had used when they were children together.</p>
<p>"Come on out here a minute!" he said, jerking his head over his shoulder.
"I want to show you something."</p>
<p>"Oh, I can't fuss around with you," said Betty, turning to her book again.
"I've got Roberts' <i>Balance of Trade</i> out of the library and I must
finish it by tomorrow." She began to read again.</p>
<p>The young man stood silent for a moment. "Great Scott!" he was saying to
himself with a sinking heart. "So <i>that's</i> what they pick up for
light reading, when they're waiting for dinner!"</p>
<p>He had a particularly gone feeling because, although he had made several
successful political speeches on international trade and foreign tariffs,
he was intelligent enough to know in his heart of hearts that he had no
real understanding of the principles involved. He had come, indeed, to
doubt if any one had!</p>
<p>Now, as he watched the pretty sleek head bent over the book he had
supposed of course was a novel, he felt a qualm of real apprehension.
Maybe there was something in what that guy said, the one who wrote a book
to prove (bringing Queen Elizabeth and Catherine the Great as examples)
that the real genius of women is for political life. Maybe they <i>have</i>
a special gift for it! Maybe, a generation or so from now, it'll be the <i>men</i>
who are disfranchised for incompetence.... He put away as fantastic such
horrifying ideas, and with a quick action of his resolute will applied
himself to the present situation. "Oh Betty, you don't know what you're
missing! It's a sight you'll never forget as long as you live... oh, come
on! Be a sport. Take a chance!"</p>
<p>Betty was still suspicious of frivolity, but she rose, looked at her
wrist-watch and guessed she'd have a few minutes before dinner, to fool
away in light-minded society.</p>
<p>"There's nothing light-minded about this!" Penny assured her gravely,
leading her swiftly down the street, around the corner, up another street
and finally, motioning her to silence, up on the well-clipped lawn of a
handsome, dignified residence, set around with old trees.</p>
<p>"Look!" he whispered in her ear, dramatically pointing in through the
lighted window. "Look! What do you see?"</p>
<p>Betty looked, and looked again and turned on him petulantly:</p>
<p>"What foolishness are you up to now, Penfield Evans!" she whispered
energetically. "Why under the sun did you drag me out to see Emelene and
Alys Brewster-Smith dining with the Remingtons? Isn't it just the
combination of reactionary old fogies you might expect to get together...
though I didn't know Alys ever took her little girl out to dinner-parties,
and Emelene must be perfectly crazy over that cat to take her here. Cats
make George's flesh creep. Don't you remember, at the Sunday School
Bazaar."</p>
<p>He cut her short with a gesture of command, and applying his lips to her
ear so that he would not be heard inside the house, he said, "You think
all you see is Emelene and Alys taking dinner <i>en famille</i> with the
Remingtons. Eyes that see not! What you are gazing upon is a
reconstruction of the blessed family life that existed in the good old
days, before the industrial period and the abominable practice of economic
independence for women began! You are seeing Woman in her proper place,
the Home,... if not her own Home, somebody's Home, anybody's Home... the
Home of the man nearest to her, who owes her protection because she can't
vote. You are gazing upon..."</p>
<p>His rounded periods were silenced by a tight clutch on his wrist.
"Penfield Evans. Don't you dare exaggerate to me! Have they come there to
stay! <i>To take him at his word!</i>"</p>
<p>He nodded solemnly.</p>
<p>"Their trunks are upstairs in the only two spare-rooms in the house, and
Frieda is installed in the only extra room in the attic. Marie gave notice
that she was going to quit, just before dinner. George has been
telephoning to my Aunt Harriet to see if she knows of another maid...."</p>
<p>"Whatever... whatever could have made them <i>think</i> of such a thing!"
gasped Betty, almost beyond words.</p>
<p>"I did!" said Penfield Evans, tapping himself on the chest. "It was <i>my</i>
giant intelligence that propelled them here."</p>
<p>He was conscious of a lacy rush upon him, and of a couple of soft arms
which gave him an impassioned embrace none the less vigorous because the
arms were more used to tennis-racquets and canoe-paddles than impassioned
embraces. Then he was thrust back... and there was Betty, collapsed
against a lilac bush, shaking and convulsed, one hand pressed hard on her
mouth to keep back the shrieks of merriment which continually escaped in
suppressed squeals, the other hand outstretched to ward him off....</p>
<p>"No, don't you touch me, I didn't mean a thing by it! I just couldn't help
it! It's too, <i>too</i> rich! Oh Penny, you duck! Oh, I shall die! I
shall die! I never saw anything so funny in my life! Oh, Penny, take me
away or I shall perish here and now!"</p>
<p>On the whole, in spite of the repulsing hand, he took it that he had
advanced his cause. He broke into a laugh, more light-hearted than he had
uttered for a long time. They stood for a moment more in the soft
darkness, gazing in with rapt eyes at the family scene. Then they reeled
away up the street, gasping and choking with mirth, festooning themselves
about trees for support when their legs gave way under them.</p>
<p>"<i>Did</i> you see George's face when Emelene let the cat eat out of her
plate!" cried Betty.</p>
<p>"And did you see Genevieve's when Mrs. Brewster-Smith had the dessert set
down in front of her to serve!"</p>
<p>"How about little Eleanor upsetting the glass of milk on George's
trousers!"</p>
<p>"Oh <i>poor</i> old George! Did you ever see such gloom!"</p>
<p>Thus bubbling, they came again to Betty's home with the door still open
from which she had lately emerged. There Betty fell suddenly silent, all
the laughter gone from her face. The man peered in the dusk, apprehensive.
What had gone wrong, now, after all?</p>
<p>"Do you know, Penny, we're pigs!" she said suddenly, with energy. "We're
hateful, abominable pigs!"</p>
<p>He glared at her and clutched his hair.</p>
<p>"Didn't you see Emelene Brand's face? I can't get it out of my mind! It
makes me sick, it was so happy and peaceful and befooled! Poor old dear!
She <i>believes</i> all that! And she's the only one who does! And its
beastly in us to make a joke of it! She has wanted a home all her life,
and she'd have made a lovely one, too, for children! And she's been kept
from it by all this fool's talk about womanliness."</p>
<p>"Help! What under the sun are you..." began Penfield.</p>
<p>"Why, look here, she's not and never was, the kind any man wants to marry.
She wouldn't have liked a real husband, either... poor, dear, thin-blooded
old child! But she wanted a <i>home</i> just the same. Everybody does! And
if she had been taught how to earn a decent living, if she hadn't been
fooled out of her five senses by that idiotic cant about a man's doing
everything for you, or else going without... why she'd be working now, a
happy, useful woman, bringing up two or three adopted children in a decent
home she'd made for them with her own efforts... instead of making her
loving heart ridiculous over a cat...."</p>
<p>She dashed her hand over her eyes angrily, and stood silent for a moment,
trying to control her quivering chin before she went into the house.</p>
<p>The young man touched her shoulder with reverent fingers. "Betty," he said
in a rather unsteady voice, "its <i>true</i>, all that bally-rot about
women being better than men. You <i>are</i>!"</p>
<p>With which very modern compliment, he turned and left her.</p>
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