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<h1>THE<br/> CRICKET ON THE HEARTH.</h1>
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<h1><span class='small'>THE</span><br/> CRICKET ON THE HEARTH.<br/> <span class='smaller'>A</span><br/> <span class='small'>FAIRY TALE OF HOME.</span></h1>
<div class='center'>—————<br/><br/>BY<br/>
<span class='author'>CHARLES DICKENS.</span><br/>
<br/>
<br/>
<b>ELEVENTH EDITION.</b><br/>
<br/><br/><br/><br/>
<b>London:</b><br/>
<span class='small'>PRINTED AND PUBLISHED FOR THE AUTHOR,</span><br/>
———<br/>
BY BRADBURY AND EVANS, 90, FLEET STREET,<br/>
AND WHITEFRIARS.<br/>
———<br/>
<span class='small'>MDCCCXLVI.</span><br/></div>
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LONDON:<br/>
BRADBURY AND EVANS, PRINTERS, WHITEFRIARS.<br/></div>
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<span class='small'>TO</span><br/>
<br/>
<span class='big'>LORD JEFFREY</span><br/>
<br/>
<span class='small'>THIS LITTLE STORY IS INSCRIBED,</span><br/>
<br/>
<span class='small'>WITH</span><br/>
<br/>
<span class='small'>THE AFFECTION AND ATTACHMENT OF HIS FRIEND,</span><br/>
<br/>
<span style="margin-left: 12em;">THE AUTHOR.</span><br/>
<br/>
<span style="margin-right: 6em;"><i>December</i>, 1845.</span><br/></div>
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<h2>ILLUSTRATIONS.</h2>
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<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="List of Illustrations">
<tr><td align='left'> </td><td align='center'><i>Engraver.</i></td><td align='center'><i>Artist.</i></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#frontis">Frontispiece</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>Thompson.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">D. Maclise, R.A.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#title">Title</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>G. Dalziel.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">D. Maclise, R.A.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#chirp_the_first">Chirp the First</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>G. Dalziel.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">R. Doyle.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Carriers_Cart">The Carrier's Cart</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>T. Williams.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">C. Stanfield, R.A.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Johns_Arrival">John's Arrival</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>E. Dalziel.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">J. Leech.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#John_and_Dot">John and Dot</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>Swain.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">J. Leech.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Chirp_the_Second">Chirp the Second</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>E. Dalziel.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">R. Doyle.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Caleb_at_Work">Caleb at Work</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>G. Dalziel.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">J. Leech.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Boxer">Boxer</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>T. Williams.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">E. Landseer, R.A.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Tilly_Slowboy">Tilly Slowboy</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>Groves.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">J. Leech.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Mrs_Fieldings_Lecture">Mrs. Fielding's Lecture</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>E. Dalziel.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">J. Leech.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Chirp_the_Third">Chirp the Third</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>T. Williams.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">R. Doyle.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#Johns_Reverie">John's Reverie</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>Groves.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">J. Leech.</span></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap"><SPAN href="#The_Dance">The Dance</SPAN></span></td><td align='left'><i>Swain.</i></td><td align='left'><span class="smcap">J. Leech.</span></td></tr>
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<div class='unindent'>Mrs. Peerybingle may leave it on record to the
end of time that she couldn't say which of them
began it; but I say the Kettle did. I ought to know,
I hope? The Kettle began it, full five minutes by
the little waxy-faced Dutch clock in the corner before
the Cricket uttered a chirp.</div>
<p>As if the clock hadn't finished striking, and the
convulsive little Haymaker at the top of it, jerking
away right and left with a scythe in front of a
Moorish Palace, hadn't mowed down half an acre
of imaginary grass before the Cricket joined in
at all!</p>
<p>Why, I am not naturally positive. Every one
knows that. I wouldn't set my own opinion against
the opinion of Mrs. Peerybingle, unless I were quite
sure, on any account whatever. Nothing should induce
me. But this is a question of fact. And the fact
is, that the Kettle began it, at least five minutes
before the Cricket gave any sign of being in existence.
Contradict me: and I'll say ten.</p>
<p>Let me narrate exactly how it happened. I should
have proceeded to do so, in my very first word, but
for this plain consideration—if I am to tell a story I<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_3" id="Page_3"></SPAN></span>
must begin at the beginning; and how is it possible
to begin at the beginning, without beginning at the
Kettle?</p>
<p>It appeared as if there were a sort of match, or
trial of skill, you must understand, between the
Kettle and the Cricket. And this is what led to it,
and how it came about.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peerybingle going out into the raw twilight,
and clicking over the wet stones in a pair of pattens
that worked innumerable rough impressions of the
first proposition in Euclid all about the yard—Mrs.
Peerybingle filled the Kettle at the water butt.
Presently returning, less the pattens: and a good
deal less, for they were tall and Mrs. Peerybingle
was but short: she set the Kettle on the fire. In
doing which she lost her temper, or mislaid it for an
instant; for the water—being uncomfortably cold, and
in that slippy, slushy, sleety sort of state wherein it
seems to penetrate through every kind of substance,
patten rings included—had laid hold of Mrs. Peerybingle's
toes, and even splashed her legs. And
when we rather plume ourselves (with reason too)
upon our legs, and keep ourselves particularly neat<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_4" id="Page_4"></SPAN></span>
in point of stockings, we find this, for the moment,
hard to bear.</p>
<p>Besides, the Kettle was aggravating and obstinate.
It wouldn't allow itself to be adjusted on the top
bar; it wouldn't hear of accommodating itself kindly
to the knobs of coal; it would lean forward with a
drunken air, and dribble, a very Idiot of a Kettle,
on the hearth. It was quarrelsome; and hissed and
spluttered morosely at the fire. To sum up all, the
lid, resisting Mrs. Peerybingle's fingers, first of all
turned topsy-turvy, and then, with an ingenious pertinacity
deserving of a better cause, dived sideways
in—down to the very bottom of the Kettle. And the
hull of the Royal George has never made half the
monstrous resistance to coming out of the water,
which the lid of that Kettle employed against Mrs.
Peerybingle, before she got it up again.</p>
<p>It looked sullen and pig-headed enough, even
then; carrying its handle with an air of defiance,
and cocking its spout pertly and mockingly at Mrs.
Peerybingle, as if it said, "I won't boil. Nothing
shall induce me!"</p>
<p>But Mrs. Peerybingle, with restored good humour,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_5" id="Page_5"></SPAN></span>
dusted her chubby little hands against each other,
and sat down before the Kettle: laughing. Meantime,
the jolly blaze uprose and fell, flashing and
gleaming on the little Haymaker at the top of the
Dutch clock, until one might have thought he stood
stock still before the Moorish Palace, and nothing
was in motion but the flame.</p>
<p>He was on the move, however; and had his spasms,
two to the second, all right and regular. But his
sufferings when the clock was going to strike, were
frightful to behold; and when a Cuckoo looked out of
a trap-door in the Palace, and gave note six times, it
shook him, each time, like a spectral voice—or like a
something wiry, plucking at his legs.</p>
<p>It was not until a violent commotion and a whirring
noise among the weights and ropes below him
had quite subsided, that this terrified Haymaker became
himself again. Nor was he startled without
reason; for these rattling, bony skeletons of clocks are
very disconcerting in their operation, and I wonder
very much how any set of men, but most of all how
Dutchmen, can have had a liking to invent them.
For there is a popular belief that Dutchmen love<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_6" id="Page_6"></SPAN></span>
broad cases and much clothing for their own lower
selves; and they might know better than to leave
their clocks so very lank and unprotected, surely.</p>
<p>Now it was, you observe, that the Kettle began to
spend the evening. Now it was, that the Kettle,
growing mellow and musical, began to have irrepressible
gurglings in its throat, and to indulge in short
vocal snorts, which it checked in the bud, as if it
hadn't quite made up its mind yet, to be good company.
Now it was, that after two or three such vain
attempts to stifle its convivial sentiments, it threw off
all moroseness, all reserve, and burst into a stream of
song so cosy and hilarious, as never maudlin nightingale
yet formed the least idea of.</p>
<p>So plain, too! Bless you, you might have understood
it like a book—better than some books you and
I could name, perhaps. With its warm breath gushing
forth in a light cloud which merrily and gracefully
ascended a few feet, then hung about the chimney-corner
as its own domestic Heaven, it trolled its
song with that strong energy of cheerfulness, that
its iron body hummed and stirred upon the fire; and
the lid itself, the recently rebellious lid—such is the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_7" id="Page_7"></SPAN></span>
influence of a bright example—performed a sort of
jig, and clattered like a deaf and dumb young cymbal
that had never known the use of its twin brother.</p>
<p>That this song of the Kettle's, was a song of invitation
and welcome to somebody out of doors; to
somebody at that moment coming on, towards the
snug small home and the crisp fire; there is no doubt
whatever. Mrs. Peerybingle knew it, perfectly, as
she sat musing, before the hearth. It's a dark night,
sang the Kettle, and the rotten leaves are lying by
the way; and above, all is mist and darkness, and
below, all is mire and clay; and there's only one
relief in all the sad and murky air; and I don't know
that it is one, for it's nothing but a glare, of deep
and angry crimson, where the sun and wind together,
set a brand upon the clouds for being guilty of such
weather; and the widest open country is a long dull
streak of black; and there's hoar-frost on the
finger-post, and thaw upon the track; and the ice it
isn't water, and the water isn't free; and you couldn't
say that anything is what it ought to be; but he's
coming, coming, coming!——</p>
<p>And here, if you like, the Cricket <span class="smcap">did</span> chime in!<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_8" id="Page_8"></SPAN></span>
with a Chirrup, Chirrup, Chirrup of such magnitude,
by way of chorus; with a voice, so astoundingly disproportionate
to its size, as compared with the Kettle;
(size! you couldn't See it!) that if it had then
and there burst itself like an overcharged gun: if it
had fallen a victim on the spot, and chirruped its
little body into fifty pieces: it would have seemed a
natural and inevitable consequence, for which it had
expressly laboured.</p>
<p>The Kettle had had the last of its solo performance.
It persevered with undiminished ardour; but the
Cricket took first fiddle and kept it. Good Heaven,
how it chirped! Its shrill, sharp, piercing voice
resounded through the house, and seemed to twinkle
in the outer darkness like a Star. There was an
indescribable little trill and tremble in it, at its loudest,
which suggested its being carried off its legs, and made
to leap again, by its own intense enthusiasm. Yet
they went very well together, the Cricket and the
Kettle. The burden of the song was still the same;
and louder, louder, louder still, they sang it in their
emulation.</p>
<p>The fair little listener; for fair she was, and young—though<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9"></SPAN></span>
something of what is called the dumpling
shape; but I don't myself object to that—lighted a
candle; glanced at the Haymaker on the top of the
clock, who was getting in a pretty average crop of
minutes; and looked out of the window, where she
saw nothing, owing to the darkness, but her own
face imaged in the glass. And my opinion is (and so
would your's have been), that she might have looked
a long way, and seen nothing half so agreeable.
When she came back, and sat down in her former
seat, the Cricket and the Kettle were still keeping it
up, with a perfect fury of competition. The Kettle's
weak side clearly being that he didn't know when he
was beat.</p>
<p>There was all the excitement of a race about it.
Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket a mile ahead. Hum,
hum, hum—m—m! Kettle making play in the
distance, like a great top. Chirp, chirp, chirp!
Cricket round the corner. Hum, hum, hum—m—m!
Kettle sticking to him in his own way; no idea of
giving in. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket fresher
than ever. Hum, hum, hum—m—m! Kettle slow
and steady. Chirp, chirp, chirp! Cricket going in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10"></SPAN></span>
to finish him. Hum, hum, hum—m—m! Kettle
not to be finished. Until at last, they got so jumbled
together, in the hurry-skurry, helter-skelter, of
the match, that whether the Kettle chirped and the
Cricket hummed, or the Cricket chirped and the Kettle
hummed, or they both chirped and both hummed, it
would have taken a clearer head than your's or mine
to have decided with anything like certainty. But of
this, there is no doubt: that the Kettle and the
Cricket, at one and the same moment, and by some
power of amalgamation best known to themselves,
sent, each, his fireside song of comfort streaming into
a ray of the candle that shone out through the window;
and a long way down the lane. And this light,
bursting on a certain person who, on the instant,
approached towards it through the gloom, expressed
the whole thing to him, literally in a twinkling, and
cried, "Welcome home, old fellow! Welcome home,
my Boy!"</p>
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<p>This end attained, the Kettle, being dead beat,
boiled over, and was taken off the fire. Mrs. Peerybingle
then went running to the door, where, what
with the wheels of a cart, the tramp of a horse, the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11"></SPAN></span>
voice of a man, the
tearing in and out
of an excited dog,
and the surprising and
mysterious appearance
of a Baby, there
was soon the very
What's-his-name to
pay.</p>
<p>Where the Baby
came from, or how
Mrs. Peerybingle got
hold of it in that flash of time, <i>I</i> don't know. But a
live Baby there was, in Mrs. Peerybingle's arms; and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12"></SPAN></span>
a pretty tolerable amount of pride she seemed to have
in it, when she was drawn gently to the fire, by a
sturdy figure of a man, much taller and much older
than herself; who had to stoop a long way down, to
kiss her. But she was worth the trouble. Six foot
six, with the lumbago, might have done it.</p>
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<p>"Oh goodness, John!" said Mrs. P. "What a
state you're in with the weather!"</p>
<p>He was something the worse for it, undeniably.
The thick mist hung in clots upon his eyelashes
like candied thaw; and between the fog and fire
together, there were rainbows in his very whiskers.</p>
<p>"Why, you see, Dot," John made answer, slowly,
as he unrolled a shawl from about his throat; and
warmed his hands; "it—it an't exactly summer
weather. So, no wonder."</p>
<p>"I wish you wouldn't call me Dot, John. I don't
like it," said Mrs. Peerybingle: pouting in a way
that clearly showed she <i>did</i> like it, very much.</p>
<p>"Why what else are you?" returned John, looking
down upon her with a smile, and giving her
waist as light a squeeze as his huge hand and arm
could give. "A dot and"—here he glanced at the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13"></SPAN></span>
Baby—"a dot and carry—I won't say it, for fear I
should spoil it; but I was very near a joke. I don't
know as ever I was nearer."</p>
<p>He was often near to something or other very
clever, by his own account: this lumbering, slow,
honest John; this John so heavy but so light of spirit;
so rough upon the surface, but so gentle at the core;
so dull without, so quick within; so stolid, but so good!
Oh Mother Nature, give thy children the true Poetry
of Heart that hid itself in this poor Carrier's breast—he
was but a Carrier by the way—and we can bear
to have them talking Prose, and leading lives of
Prose; and bear to bless Thee for their company!</p>
<p>It was pleasant to see Dot, with her little figure
and her Baby in her arms: a very doll of a Baby:
glancing with a coquettish thoughtfulness at the fire,
and inclining her delicate little head just enough on
one side to let it rest in an odd, half-natural, half-affected,
wholly nestling and agreeable manner, on
the great rugged figure of the Carrier. It was
pleasant to see him, with his tender awkwardness,
endeavouring to adapt his rude support to her slight
need, and make his burly middle-age a leaning-staff<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14"></SPAN></span>
not inappropriate to her blooming youth. It was
pleasant to observe how Tilly Slowboy, waiting in the
background for the Baby, took special cognizance
(though in her earliest teens) of this grouping; and
stood with her mouth and eyes wide open, and her
head thrust forward, taking it in as if it were air.
Nor was it less agreeable to observe how John the
Carrier, reference being made by Dot to the aforesaid
Baby, checked his hand when on the point of
touching the infant, as if he thought he might crack
it; and bending down, surveyed it from a safe distance,
with a kind of puzzled pride: such as an
amiable mastiff might be supposed to show, if he
found himself, one day, the father of a young canary.</p>
<p>"An't he beautiful, John? Don't he look precious
in his sleep?"</p>
<p>"Very precious," said John. "Very much so.
He generally <i>is</i> asleep, an't he?"</p>
<p>"Lor John! Good gracious no!"</p>
<p>"Oh," said John, pondering. "I thought his
eyes was generally shut. Halloa!"</p>
<p>"Goodness John, how you startle one!"</p>
<p>"It an't right for him to turn 'em up in that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15"></SPAN></span>
way!" said the astonished Carrier, "is it? See
how he's winking with both of 'em at once! and
look at his mouth! why he's gasping like a gold and
silver fish!"</p>
<p>"You don't deserve to be a father, you don't,"
said Dot, with all the dignity of an experienced
matron. "But how should you know what little
complaints children are troubled with, John! You
wouldn't so much as know their names, you stupid
fellow." And when she had turned the Baby over
on her left arm, and had slapped its back as a restorative,
she pinched her husband's ear, laughing.</p>
<p>"No," said John, pulling off his outer coat. "It's
very true, Dot. I don't know much about it. I
only know that I've been fighting pretty stiffly with
the Wind to-night. It's been blowing north-east,
straight into the cart, the whole way home."</p>
<p>"Poor old man, so it has!" cried Mrs. Peerybingle,
instantly becoming very active. "Here!
Take the precious darling, Tilly, while I make
myself of some use. Bless it, I could smother it with
kissing it; I could! Hie then, good dog! Hie
Boxer, boy! Only let me make the tea first, John;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16"></SPAN></span>
and then I'll help you with the parcels, like a busy
bee. 'How doth the little'—and all the rest of it,
you know John. Did you ever learn 'how doth the
little,' when you went to school, John?"</p>
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<p>"Not to quite know it," John returned. "I was
very near it once. But I should only have spoilt it,
I dare say."</p>
<p>"Ha ha!" laughed Dot. She had the blithest
little laugh you ever heard. "What a dear old
darling of a dunce you are, John, to be sure!"</p>
<p>Not at all disputing this position, John went out
to see that the boy with the lantern, which had been
dancing to and fro before the door and window, like a
Will of the Wisp, took due care of the horse; who
was fatter than you would quite believe, if I gave you
his measure, and so old that his birthday was lost
in the mists of antiquity. Boxer, feeling that his
attentions were due to the family in general, and
must be impartially distributed, dashed in and out
with bewildering inconstancy: now describing a circle
of short barks round the horse, where he was being
rubbed down at the stable-door; now feigning to
make savage rushes at his mistress, and facetiously<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17"></SPAN></span>
bringing himself to sudden
stops; now eliciting
a shriek from Tilly
Slowboy, in the
low nursing-chair
near the fire, by
the unexpected
application of his<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18"></SPAN></span>
moist nose to her countenance; now exhibiting an
obtrusive interest in the Baby; now going round and
round upon the hearth, and lying down as if he had
established himself for the night; now getting up again,
and taking that nothing of a fag-end of a tail of his,
out into the weather, as if he had just remembered
an appointment, and was off, at a round trot, to keep it.</p>
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<p>"There! There's the teapot, ready on the hob!"
said Dot; as briskly busy as a child at play at keeping
house. "And there's the cold knuckle of ham;
and there's the butter; and there's the crusty loaf,
and all! Here's a clothes-basket for the small
parcels, John, if you've got any there—where are
you, John? Don't let the dear child fall under the
grate, Tilly, whatever you do!"</p>
<p>It may be noted of Miss Slowboy, in spite of her
rejecting the caution with some vivacity, that she
had a rare and surprising talent for getting this Baby
into difficulties: and had several times imperilled its
short life, in a quiet way peculiarly her own. She
was of a spare and straight shape, this young lady,
insomuch that her garments appeared to be in constant
danger of sliding off those sharp pegs, her<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_19" id="Page_19"></SPAN></span>
shoulders, on which they were loosely hung. Her
costume was remarkable for the partial development
on all possible occasions of some flannel vestment of
a singular structure; also for affording glimpses, in
the region of the back, of a corset, or pair of stays,
in colour a dead-green. Being always in a state of gaping
admiration at everything, and absorbed, besides,
in the perpetual contemplation of her mistress's perfections
and the Baby's, Miss Slowboy, in her little
errors of judgment, may be said to have done equal
honour to her head and to her heart; and though
these did less honour to the Baby's head, which they
were the occasional means of bringing into contact
with deal doors, dressers, stair-rails, bedposts, and
other foreign substances, still they were the honest
results of Tilly Slowboy's constant astonishment at
finding herself so kindly treated, and installed in such
a comfortable home. For the maternal and paternal
Slowboy were alike unknown to Fame, and Tilly had
been bred by public charity, a Foundling; which
word, though only differing from Fondling by one
vowel's length, is very different in meaning, and
expresses quite another thing.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_20" id="Page_20"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>To have seen little Mrs. Peerybingle come back
with her husband; tugging at the clothes-basket,
and making the most strenuous exertions to do nothing
at all (for he carried it); would have amused you,
almost as much as it amused him. It may have
entertained the Cricket too, for anything I know; but,
certainly, it now began to chirp again, vehemently.</p>
<p>"Heyday!" said John, in his slow way. "It's
merrier than ever, to-night, I think."</p>
<p>"And it's sure to bring us good fortune, John!
It always has done so. To have a Cricket on the
Hearth, is the luckiest thing in all the world!"</p>
<p>John looked at her as if he had very nearly got
the thought into his head, that she was his Cricket
in chief, and he quite agreed with her. But it was
probably one of his narrow escapes, for he said
nothing.</p>
<p>"The first time I heard its cheerful little note,
John, was on that night when you brought me
home—when you brought me to my new home here;
its little mistress. Nearly a year ago. You recollect,
John?"</p>
<p>Oh yes. John remembered. I should think so!<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_21" id="Page_21"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Its chirp was such a welcome to me! It seemed
so full of promise and encouragement. It seemed to
say, you would be kind and gentle with me, and
would not expect (I had a fear of that, John, then) to
find an old head on the shoulders of your foolish
little wife."</p>
<p>John thoughtfully patted one of the shoulders,
and then the head, as though he would have said
No, No; he had had no such expectation; he had
been quite content to take them as they were. And
really he had reason. They were very comely.</p>
<p>"It spoke the truth, John, when it seemed to say
so: for you have ever been, I am sure, the best, the
most considerate, the most affectionate of husbands
to me. This has been a happy home, John; and I
love the Cricket for its sake!"</p>
<p>"Why so do I then," said the Carrier. "So do
I, Dot."</p>
<p>"I love it for the many times I have heard it, and
the many thoughts its harmless music has given me.
Sometimes, in the twilight, when I have felt a little
solitary and down-hearted, John—before Baby was
here, to keep me company and make the house<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_22" id="Page_22"></SPAN></span>
gay; when I have thought how lonely you would be
if I should die; how lonely I should be, if I could
know that you had lost me, dear; its Chirp, Chirp,
Chirp upon the hearth, has seemed to tell me of
another little voice, so sweet, so very dear to me,
before whose coming sound, my trouble vanished like
a dream. And when I used to fear—I did fear once,
John; I was very young you know—that ours might
prove to be an ill-assorted marriage: I being such a
child, and you more like my guardian than my husband:
and that you might not, however hard you
tried, be able to learn to love me, as you hoped and
prayed you might; its Chirp, Chirp, Chirp, has
cheered me up again, and filled me with new trust
and confidence. I was thinking of these things
to-night, dear, when I sat expecting you; and I love
the Cricket for their sake!"</p>
<p>"And so do I," repeated John. "But Dot? <i>I</i>
hope and pray that I might learn to love you? How
you talk! I had learnt that, long before I brought
you here, to be the Cricket's little mistress, Dot!"</p>
<p>She laid her hand, an instant, on his arm, and
looked up at him with an agitated face, as if she<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_23" id="Page_23"></SPAN></span>
would have told him something. Next moment, she
was down upon her knees before the basket; speaking
in a sprightly voice, and busy with the parcels.</p>
<p>"There are not many of them to-night, John, but
I saw some goods behind the cart, just now; and
though they give more trouble, perhaps, still they pay
as well; so we have no reason to grumble, have we?
Besides, you have been delivering, I dare say, as you
came along?"</p>
<p>Oh yes, John said. A good many.</p>
<p>"Why what's this round box? Heart alive,
John, it's a wedding-cake!"</p>
<p>"Leave a woman alone, to find out that," said
John admiringly. "Now a man would never have
thought of it! whereas, it's my belief that if you was
to pack a wedding-cake up in a tea-chest, or a
turn-up bedstead, or a pickled salmon keg, or any
unlikely thing, a woman would be sure to find it out
directly. Yes; I called for it at the pastry-cook's."</p>
<p>"And it weighs I don't know what—whole
hundredweights!" cried Dot, making a great
demonstration of trying to lift it. "Whose is it,
John? Where is it going?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_24" id="Page_24"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Read the writing on the other side," said John.</p>
<p>"Why, John! My Goodness, John!"</p>
<p>"Ah! who'd have thought it!" John returned.</p>
<p>"You never mean to say," pursued Dot, sitting on
the floor and shaking her head at him, "that it's
Gruff and Tackleton the toy maker!"</p>
<p>John nodded.</p>
<p>Mrs. Peerybingle nodded also, fifty times at least.
Not in assent: in dumb and pitying amazement;
screwing up her lips, the while, with all their little
force (they were never made for screwing up; I am
clear of that), and looking the good Carrier through
and through, in her abstraction. Miss Slowboy, in
the mean time, who had a mechanical power of
reproducing scraps of current conversation for the
delectation of the Baby, with all the sense struck out
of them, and all the Nouns changed into the Plural
number, enquired aloud of that young creature, Was
it Gruffs and Tackletons the toymakers then, and
Would it call at Pastry-cooks for wedding-cakes, and
Did its mothers know the boxes when its fathers
brought them homes; and so on.</p>
<p>"And that is really to come about!" said Dot.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_25" id="Page_25"></SPAN></span>
"Why, she and I were girls at school together,
John."</p>
<p>He might have been thinking of her: or nearly
thinking of her, perhaps: as she was in that same
school time. He looked upon her with a thoughtful
pleasure, but he made no answer.</p>
<p>"And he's as old! As unlike her!—Why, how
many years older than you, is Gruff and Tackleton
John?"</p>
<p>"How many more cups of tea shall I drink to-night
at one sitting, than Gruff and Tackleton ever
took in four, I wonder!" replied John, good-humouredly,
as he drew a chair to the round table,
and began at the cold Ham. "As to eating, I eat
but little; but that little I enjoy, Dot."</p>
<p>Even this; his usual sentiment at meal times; one
of his innocent delusions (for his appetite was always
obstinate, and flatly contradicted him); awoke no smile
in the face of his little wife, who stood among the
parcels, pushing the cake-box slowly from her with
her foot, and never once looked, though her eyes
were cast down too, upon the dainty shoe she generally
was so mindful of. Absorbed in thought, she stood<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_26" id="Page_26"></SPAN></span>
there, heedless alike of the tea and John (although he
called to her, and rapped the table with his knife to
startle her), until he rose and touched her on the arm;
when she looked at him for a moment, and hurried to
her place behind the teaboard, laughing at her negligence.
But not as she had laughed before. The
manner, and the music, were quite changed.</p>
<p>The Cricket, too, had stopped. Somehow the room
was not so cheerful as it had been. Nothing like it.</p>
<p>"So, these are all the parcels, are they, John?"
she said: breaking a long silence, which the honest
Carrier had devoted to the practical illustration of one
part of his favourite sentiment—certainly enjoying
what he ate, if it couldn't be admitted that he ate
but little. "So these are all the parcels; are they,
John?"</p>
<p>"That's all," said John. "Why—no—I—" laying
down his knife and fork, and taking a long breath. "I
declare—I've clean forgotten the old gentleman!"</p>
<p>"The old gentleman?"</p>
<p>"In the cart," said John. "He was asleep,
among the straw, the last time I saw him. I've very
nearly remembered him, twice, since I came in; but<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_27" id="Page_27"></SPAN></span>
he went out of my head again. Halloa! Yahip there!
rouse up! That's my hearty!"</p>
<p>John said these latter words, outside the door,
whither he had hurried with the candle in his hand.</p>
<p>Miss Slowboy, conscious of some mysterious reference
to The Old Gentleman, and connecting in her mystified
imagination certain associations of a religious
nature with the phrase, was so disturbed, that hastily
rising from the low chair by the fire to seek protection
near the skirts of her mistress, and coming into contact
as she crossed the doorway with an ancient Stranger,
she instinctively made a charge or butt at him with
the only offensive instrument within her reach. This
instrument happening to be the Baby, great commotion
and alarm ensued, which the sagacity of Boxer
rather tended to increase; for that good dog, more
thoughtful than his master, had, it seemed, been
watching the old gentleman in his sleep lest he should
walk off with a few young Poplar trees that were tied
up behind the cart; and he still attended on him very
closely; worrying his gaiters in fact, and making
dead sets at the buttons.</p>
<p>"You're such an undeniable good sleeper, Sir,"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_28" id="Page_28"></SPAN></span>
said John when tranquillity was restored; in the
mean time the old gentleman had stood, bare-headed
and motionless, in the centre of the room; "that I
have half a mind to ask you where the other six are:
only that would be a joke, and I know I should spoil
it. Very near though," murmured the Carrier, with
a chuckle; "very near!"</p>
<p>The Stranger, who had long white hair; good
features, singularly bold and well defined for an old
man; and dark, bright, penetrating eyes; looked
round with a smile, and saluted the Carrier's wife by
gravely inclining his head.</p>
<p>His garb was very quaint and odd—a long, long
way behind the time. Its hue was brown, all over.
In his hand he held a great brown club or walking-stick;
and striking this upon the floor, it fell
asunder, and became a chair. On which he sat
down, quite composedly.</p>
<p>"There!" said the Carrier, turning to his wife.
"That's the way I found him, sitting by the roadside!
upright as a milestone. And almost as deaf."</p>
<p>"Sitting in the open air, John!"</p>
<p>"In the open air," replied the Carrier, "just at<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_29" id="Page_29"></SPAN></span>
dusk. 'Carriage Paid,' he said; and gave me
eighteenpence. Then he got in. And there he is."</p>
<p>"He's going, John, I think!"</p>
<p>Not at all. He was only going to speak.</p>
<p>"If you please, I was to be left till called for," said
the Stranger, mildly. "Don't mind me."</p>
<p>With that, he took a pair of spectacles from one of
his large pockets, and a book from another; and
leisurely began to read. Making no more of Boxer
than if he had been a house lamb!</p>
<p>The Carrier and his wife exchanged a look of perplexity.
The Stranger raised his head; and glancing
from the latter to the former, said:</p>
<p>"Your daughter, my good friend?"</p>
<p>"Wife," returned John.</p>
<p>"Niece?" said the Stranger.</p>
<p>"Wife," roared John.</p>
<p>"Indeed?" observed the Stranger. "Surely?
Very young!"</p>
<p>He quietly turned over, and resumed his reading.
But, before he could have read two lines, he again
interrupted himself, to say:</p>
<p>"Baby, yours?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_30" id="Page_30"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>John gave him a gigantic nod; equivalent to an
answer in the affirmative, delivered through a speaking-trumpet.</p>
<p>"Girl?"</p>
<p>"Bo-o-oy!" roared John.</p>
<p>"Also very young, eh?"</p>
<p>Mrs. Peerybingle instantly struck in. "Two
months and three da-ays! Vaccinated just six
weeks ago-o! Took very fine-ly! Considered, by
the doctor, a remarkably beautiful chi-ild! Equal to
the general run of children at five months o-old!
Takes notice, in a way quite won-der-ful! May seem
impossible to you, but feels his legs al-ready!"</p>
<p>Here the breathless little mother, who had been
shrieking these short sentences into the old man's
ear, until her pretty face was crimsoned, held up the
Baby before him as a stubborn and triumphant fact;
while Tilly Slowboy, with a melodious cry of Ketcher,
Ketcher—which sounded like some unknown words,
adapted to a popular Sneeze—performed some cow-like
gambols round that all unconscious Innocent.</p>
<p>"Hark! He's called for, sure enough," said John.
"There's somebody at the door. Open it, Tilly."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_31" id="Page_31"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Before she could reach it, however, it was opened
from without; being a primitive sort of door, with a
latch, that any one could lift if he chose—and a good
many people did choose, I can tell you; for all kinds
of neighbours liked to have a cheerful word or two
with the Carrier, though he was no great talker for
the matter of that. Being opened, it gave admission
to a little, meagre, thoughtful, dingy-faced man, who
seemed to have made himself a great-coat from the
sack-cloth covering of some old box; for when he
turned to shut the door, and keep the weather out,
he disclosed upon the back of that garment, the inscription
G & T in large black capitals. Also
the word GLASS in bold characters.</p>
<p>"Good evening John!" said the little man.
"Good evening Mum. Good evening Tilly. Good
evening Unbeknown! How's Baby Mum? Boxer's
pretty well I hope?"</p>
<p>"All thriving, Caleb," replied Dot. "I am sure
you need only look at the dear child, for one, to
know that."</p>
<p>"And I'm sure I need only look at you for
another," said Caleb.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_32" id="Page_32"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>He didn't look at her though; for he had a
wandering and thoughtful eye which seemed to be
always projecting itself into some other time and
place, no matter what he said; a description which
will equally apply to his voice.</p>
<p>"Or at John for another," said Caleb. "Or at
Tilly, as far as that goes. Or certainly at Boxer."</p>
<p>"Busy just now, Caleb?" asked the Carrier.</p>
<p>"Why, pretty well John," he returned, with the
distraught air of a man who was casting about for
the Philosopher's stone, at least. "Pretty much so.
There's rather a run on Noah's Arks at present. I
could have wished to improve upon the Family, but I
don't see how it's to be done at the price. It would
be a satisfaction to one's mind, to make it clearer
which was Shems and Hams, and which was Wives.
Flies an't on that scale neither, as compared with
elephants you know! Ah! well! Have you got
anything in the parcel line for me John?"</p>
<p>The Carrier put his hand into a pocket of the coat
he had taken off; and brought out, carefully preserved
in moss and paper, a tiny flower-pot.</p>
<p>"There it is!" he said, adjusting it with great<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_33" id="Page_33"></SPAN></span>
care. "Not so much as a leaf damaged. Full of
Buds!"</p>
<p>Caleb's dull eye brightened, as he took it, and
thanked him.</p>
<p>"Dear, Caleb," said the Carrier. "Very dear at
this season."</p>
<p>"Never mind that. It would be cheap to me,
whatever it cost," returned the little man. "Anything
else, John?"</p>
<p>"A small box," replied the Carrier. "Here you
are!"</p>
<p>"'For Caleb Plummer,'" said the little man, spelling
out the direction. "'With Cash.' With Cash
John? I don't think it's for me."</p>
<p>"With Care," returned the Carrier, looking over
his shoulder. "Where do you make out cash?"</p>
<p>"Oh! To be sure!" said Caleb. "It's all
right. With care! Yes, yes; that's mine. It might
have been with cash, indeed, if my dear Boy in the
Golden South Americas had lived, John. You loved
him like a son; didn't you? You needn't say you
did. <i>I</i> know, of course. 'Caleb Plummer. With
<ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'care'">Care</ins>.' Yes, yes, it's all right. It's a box of dolls'<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_34" id="Page_34"></SPAN></span>
eyes for my daughter's work. I wish it was her own
sight in a box, John."</p>
<p>"I wish it was, or could be!" cried the
Carrier.</p>
<p>"Thankee," said the little man. "You speak
very hearty. To think that she should never see the
Dolls; and them a staring at her, so bold, all day
long! That's where it cuts. What's the damage,
John?"</p>
<p>"I'll damage you," said John, "if you inquire.
Dot! Very near?"</p>
<p>"Well! it's like you to say so," observed the little
man. "It's your kind way. Let me see. I think
that's all."</p>
<p>"I think not," said the Carrier. "Try again."</p>
<p>"Something for our Governor, eh?" said Caleb,
after pondering a little while. "To be sure. That's
what I came for; but my head's so running on
them Arks and things! He hasn't been here, has
he?"</p>
<p>"Not he," returned the Carrier. "He's too
busy, courting."</p>
<p>"He's coming round though," said Caleb; "for<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_35" id="Page_35"></SPAN></span>
he told me to keep on the near side of the road going
home, and it was ten to one he'd take me up. I
had better go, by the bye.—You couldn't have the
goodness to let me pinch Boxer's tail, Mum, for
half a moment, could you?"</p>
<p>"Why Caleb! what a question!"</p>
<p>"Oh never mind, Mum," said the little man.
"He mightn't like it perhaps. There's a small
order just come in, for barking dogs; and I should
wish to go as close to Natur' as I could, for sixpence.
That's all. Never mind Mum."</p>
<p>It happened opportunely, that Boxer, without
receiving the proposed stimulus, began to bark with
great zeal. But as this implied the approach of
some new visitor, Caleb, postponing his study from
the life to a more convenient season, shouldered the
round box, and took a hurried leave. He might
have spared himself the trouble, for he met the
visitor upon the threshold.</p>
<p>"Oh! You are here, are you? Wait a bit. I'll
take you home. John Peerybingle, my service to
you. More of my service to your pretty wife. Handsomer
every day! Better too, if possible! And<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_36" id="Page_36"></SPAN></span>
younger," mused the speaker, in a low voice;
"that's the Devil of it."</p>
<p>"I should be astonished at your paying compliments,
Mr. Tackleton," said Dot, not with the best
grace in the world; "but for your condition."</p>
<p>"You know all about it then?"</p>
<p>"I have got myself to believe it, somehow," said
Dot.</p>
<p>"After a hard struggle, I suppose?"</p>
<p>"Very."</p>
<p>Tackleton the Toy merchant, pretty generally
known as Gruff and Tackleton—for that was the firm,
though Gruff had been bought out long ago; only
leaving his name, and as some said his nature, according
to its Dictionary meaning, in the business—Tackleton
the Toy merchant, was a man whose vocation
had been quite misunderstood by his Parents
and Guardians. If they had made him a Money-Lender,
or a sharp Attorney, or a Sheriff's Officer,
or a Broker, he might have sown his discontented
oats in his youth, and after having had the full-run of
himself in ill-natured transactions, might have turned
out amiable, at last, for the sake of a little freshness<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_37" id="Page_37"></SPAN></span>
and novelty. But, cramped and chafing in the
peaceable pursuit of toy-making, he was a domestic
Ogre, who had been living on children all his life,
and was their implacable enemy. He despised all
toys; wouldn't have bought one for the world; delighted,
in his malice, to insinuate grim expressions
into the faces of brown-paper farmers who drove
pigs to market, bellmen who advertised lost lawyers'
consciences, moveable old ladies who darned stockings
or carved pies; and other like samples of his stock
in trade. In appalling masks; hideous, hairy, red-eyed
Jacks in Boxes; Vampire Kites; demoniacal
Tumblers who wouldn't lie down, and were perpetually
flying forward, to stare infants out of countenance;
his soul perfectly revelled. They were his only
relief, and safety-valve. He was great in such inventions.
Anything suggestive of a Pony-nightmare,
was delicious to him. He had even lost money (and
he took to that toy very kindly) by getting up Goblin
slides for magic lanterns, whereon the Powers of
Darkness were depicted as a sort of supernatural
shell-fish, with human faces. In intensifying the portraiture
of Giants, he had sunk quite a little capital;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_38" id="Page_38"></SPAN></span>
and, though no painter himself, he could indicate, for
the instruction of his artists, with a piece of chalk,
a certain furtive leer for the countenances of those
monsters, that was safe to destroy the peace of mind
of any young gentleman between the ages of six
and eleven, for the whole Christmas or Midsummer
Vacation.</p>
<p>What he was in toys, he was (as most men are)
in all other things. You may easily suppose, therefore,
that within the great green cape, which
reached down to the calves of his legs, there was
buttoned up to the chin an uncommonly pleasant
fellow; and that he was about as choice a spirit
and as agreeable a companion, as ever stood in a
pair of bull-headed looking boots with mahogany-colored
tops.</p>
<p>Still, Tackleton, the Toy merchant, was going to
be married. In spite of all this, he was going to be
married. And to a young wife too; a beautiful
young wife.</p>
<p>He didn't look much like a Bridegroom, as he
stood in the Carrier's kitchen, with a twist in his dry
face, and a screw in his body, and his hat jerked<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_39" id="Page_39"></SPAN></span>
over the bridge of his nose, and his hands stuck down
into the bottoms of his pockets, and his whole sarcastic
ill-conditioned self peering out of one little
corner of one little eye, like the concentrated essence
of any number of ravens. But, a Bridegroom he
designed to be.</p>
<p>"In three days' time. Next Thursday. The last
day of the first month in the year. That's my wedding-day,"
said Tackleton.</p>
<p>Did I mention that he had always one eye wide
open, and one eye nearly shut; and that the one
eye nearly shut, was always the expressive eye? I
don't think I did.</p>
<p>"That's my wedding-day!" said Tackleton,
rattling his money.</p>
<p>"Why, it's our wedding-day too," exclaimed the
Carrier.</p>
<p>"Ha ha!" laughed Tackleton. "Odd! You're
just such another couple. Just!"</p>
<p>The indignation of Dot at this presumptuous assertion
is not to be described. What next? His
imagination would compass the possibility of just
such another Baby, perhaps. The man was mad.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_40" id="Page_40"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I say! A word with you," murmured Tackleton,
nudging the Carrier with his elbow, and taking him a
little apart. "You'll come to the wedding? We're
in the same boat, you know."</p>
<p>"How in the same boat?" inquired the Carrier.</p>
<p>"A little disparity, you know;" said Tackleton,
with another nudge. "Come and spend an evening
with us, beforehand."</p>
<p>"Why?" demanded John, astonished at this pressing
hospitality.</p>
<p>"Why?" returned the other. "That's a new
way of receiving an invitation. Why, for pleasure;
sociability, you know, and all that!"</p>
<p>"I thought you were never sociable," said John,
in his plain way.</p>
<p>"Tchah! It's of no use to be anything but
free with you I see," said Tackleton. "Why,
then, the truth is you have a—what tea-drinking
people call a sort of a comfortable appearance together:
you and your wife. We know better, you
know, but—"</p>
<p>"No, we don't know better," interposed John.
"What are you talking about?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_41" id="Page_41"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Well! We <i>don't</i> know better then," said
Tackleton. "We'll agree that we don't. As you
like; what does it matter? I was going to say, as
you have that sort of appearance, your company will
produce a favorable effect on Mrs. Tackleton that will
be. And though I don't think your good lady's very
friendly to me, in this matter, still she can't help herself
from falling into my views, for there's a compactness
and cosiness of appearance about her that always
tells, even in an indifferent case. You'll say you'll
come?"</p>
<p>"We have arranged to keep our Wedding-Day (as
far as that goes) at home," said John. "We have
made the promise to ourselves these six months. We
think, you see, that home—"</p>
<p>"Bah! what's home?" cried Tackleton. "Four
walls and a ceiling! (why don't you kill that Cricket;
<i>I</i> would! I always do. I hate their noise.) There
are four walls and a ceiling at my house. Come
to me!"</p>
<p>"You kill your Crickets, eh?" said John.</p>
<p>"Scrunch 'em, sir," returned the other, setting his
heel heavily on the floor. "You'll say you'll come?<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_42" id="Page_42"></SPAN></span>
It's as much your interest as mine, you know, that
the women should persuade each other that they're
quiet and contented, and couldn't be better off. I
know their way. Whatever one woman says, another
woman is determined to clinch, always. There's
that spirit of emulation among 'em, Sir, that if
your wife says to my wife, 'I'm the happiest
woman in the world, and mine's the best husband
in the world, and I dote on him,' my wife will
say the same to your's, or more, and half believe
it."</p>
<p>"Do you mean to say she don't, then?" asked
the Carrier.</p>
<p>"Don't!" cried Tackleton, with a short, sharp
laugh. "Don't what?"</p>
<p>The Carrier had had some faint idea of adding,
"dote upon you." But happening to meet the half-closed
eye, as it twinkled upon him over the turned-up
collar of the cape, which was within an ace of poking
it out, he felt it such an unlikely part and parcel of
anything to be doted on, that he substituted, "that
she don't believe it?"</p>
<p>"Ah you dog! you're joking," said Tackleton.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_43" id="Page_43"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>But the Carrier, though slow to understand the
full drift of his meaning, eyed him in such a serious
manner, that he was obliged to be a little more
explanatory.</p>
<p>"I have the humour," said Tackleton: holding up
the fingers of his left hand, and tapping the forefinger,
to imply 'there I am, Tackleton to wit:' "I
have the humour, Sir, to marry a young wife and a
pretty wife:" here he rapped his little finger, to
express the Bride; not sparingly, but sharply; with
a sense of power. "I'm able to gratify that
humour and I do. It's my whim. But—now look
there."</p>
<p>He pointed to where Dot was sitting, thoughtfully,
before the fire; leaning her dimpled chin upon her
hand, and watching the bright blaze. The Carrier
looked at her, and then at him, and then at her, and
then at him again.</p>
<p>"She honors and obeys, no doubt, you know,"
said Tackleton; "and that, as I am not a man
of sentiment, is quite enough for <i>me</i>. But do you
think there's anything more in it?"</p>
<p>"I think," observed the Carrier, "that I should<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_44" id="Page_44"></SPAN></span>
chuck any man out of window, who said there
wasn't."</p>
<p>"Exactly so," returned the other with an unusual
alacrity of assent. "To be sure! Doubtless you
would. Of course. I'm certain of it. Good night.
Pleasant dreams!"</p>
<p>The good Carrier was puzzled, and made uncomfortable
and uncertain, in spite of himself. He
couldn't help showing it, in his manner.</p>
<p>"Good night, my dear friend!" said Tackleton,
compassionately. "I'm off. We're exactly alike, in
reality, I see. You won't give us to-morrow evening?
Well! Next day you go out visiting, I know. I'll
meet you there, and bring my wife that is to be.
It'll do her good. You're agreeable? Thankee.
What's that!"</p>
<p>It was a loud cry from the Carrier's wife; a loud,
sharp, sudden cry, that made the room ring, like
a glass vessel. She had risen from her seat, and
stood like one transfixed by terror and surprise. The
Stranger had advanced towards the fire, to warm
himself, and stood within a short stride of her
chair. But quite still.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_45" id="Page_45"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Dot!" cried the Carrier. "Mary! Darling!
what's the matter?"</p>
<p>They were all about her in a moment. Caleb, who
had been dozing on the cake-box, in the first imperfect
recovery of his suspended presence of mind
seized Miss Slowboy by the hair of her head; but
immediately apologised.</p>
<p>"Mary!" exclaimed the Carrier, supporting her in
his arms. "Are you ill! what is it? Tell me dear!"</p>
<p>She only answered by beating her hands together,
and falling into a wild fit of laughter. Then, sinking
from his grasp upon the ground, she covered her face
with her apron, and wept bitterly. And then, she
laughed again; and then, she cried again; and then,
she said how cold it was, and suffered him to lead her
to the fire, where she sat down as before. The old
man standing, as before; quite still.</p>
<p>"I'm better, John," she said. "I'm quite well
now—I—"</p>
<p>John! But John was on the other side of her.
Why turn her face towards the strange old gentleman,
as if addressing him! Was her brain wandering?<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_46" id="Page_46"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Only a fancy, John dear—a kind of shock—a
something coming suddenly before my eyes—I don't
know what it was. It's quite gone; quite gone."</p>
<p>"I'm glad it's gone," muttered Tackleton, turning
the expressive eye all round the room. "I wonder
where it's gone, and what it was. Humph! Caleb,
come here! Who's that with the grey hair?"</p>
<p>"I don't know Sir," returned Caleb in a whisper.
"Never see him before, in all my life. A beautiful
figure for a nut-cracker; quite a new model. With
a screw-jaw opening down into his waistcoat, he'd be
lovely."</p>
<p>"Not ugly enough," said Tackleton.</p>
<p>"Or for a firebox, either," observed Caleb, in deep
contemplation, "what a model! Unscrew his head
to put the matches in; turn him heels up'ards for
the light; and what a firebox for a gentleman's
mantel-shelf, just as he stands!"</p>
<p>"Not half ugly enough," said Tackleton. "Nothing
in him at all. Come! Bring that box! All
right now, I hope?"</p>
<p>"Oh quite gone! Quite gone!" said the little
woman, waving him hurriedly away. "Good night!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_47" id="Page_47"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Good night," said Tackleton. "Good night,
John Peerybingle! Take care how you carry that
box, Caleb. Let it fall, and I'll murder you! Dark
as pitch, and weather worse than ever, eh? Good
night!"</p>
<p>So, with another sharp look round the room, he
went out at the door; followed by Caleb with the
wedding-cake on his head.</p>
<p>The Carrier had been so much astounded by his
little wife, and so busily engaged in soothing and
tending her, that he had scarcely been conscious of the
Stranger's presence, until now, when he again stood
there, their only guest.</p>
<p>"He don't belong to them, you see," said John.
"I must give him a hint to go."</p>
<p>"I beg your pardon, friend," said the old gentleman,
advancing to him; "the more so, as I fear your
wife has not been well; but the Attendant whom my
infirmity," he touched his ears and shook his head,
"renders almost indispensable, not having arrived,
I fear there must be some mistake. The bad night
which made the shelter of your comfortable cart
(may I never have a worse!) so acceptable, is still as<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_48" id="Page_48"></SPAN></span>
bad as ever. Would you, in your kindness, suffer
me to rent a bed here?"</p>
<p>"Yes, yes," cried Dot. "Yes! Certainly!"</p>
<p>"Oh!" said the Carrier, surprised by the rapidity
of this consent. "Well! I don't object; but still
I'm not quite sure that—"</p>
<p>"Hush!" she interrupted. "Dear John!"</p>
<p>"Why, he's stone deaf," urged John.</p>
<p>"I know he is, but—Yes Sir, certainly. Yes!
certainly! I'll make him up a bed, directly, John."</p>
<p>As she hurried off to do it, the flutter of her spirits,
and the agitation of her manner, were so strange, that
the Carrier stood looking after her, quite confounded.</p>
<p>"Did its mothers make it up a Beds then!" cried
Miss Slowboy to the Baby; "and did its hair grow
brown and curly, when its caps was lifted off, and
frighten it, a precious Pets, a sitting by the fires!"</p>
<p>With that unaccountable attraction of the mind to
trifles, which is often incidental to a state of doubt
and confusion, the Carrier, as he walked slowly
to and fro, found himself mentally repeating even
these absurd words, many times. So many times
that he got them by heart, and was still conning<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_49" id="Page_49"></SPAN></span>
them over, and over, like a lesson, when Tilly, after
administering as much friction to the little bald head
with her hand as she thought wholesome (according
to the practice of nurses), had once more tied the
Baby's cap on.</p>
<p>"And frighten it a Precious Pets, a sitting by the
fire. What frightened Dot, I wonder!" mused the
Carrier, pacing to and fro.</p>
<p>He scouted, from his heart, the insinuations of the
Toy merchant, and yet they filled him with a vague,
indefinite uneasiness; for Tackleton was quick and
sly; and he had that painful sense, himself, of being
a man of slow perception, that a broken hint was
always worrying to him. He certainly had no intention
in his mind of linking anything that Tackleton
had said, with the unusual conduct of his wife; but
the two subjects of reflection came into his mind
together, and he could not keep them asunder.</p>
<p>The bed was soon made ready; and the visitor,
declining all refreshment but a cup of tea, retired.
Then Dot: quite well again, she said: quite well
again: arranged the great chair in the chimney corner
for her husband; filled his pipe and gave it him;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_50" id="Page_50"></SPAN></span>
and took her usual little stool beside him on the
hearth.</p>
<div><SPAN name="John_and_Dot" id="John_and_Dot"></SPAN>
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<p>She always <i>would</i> sit on that little stool; I think
she must have had a kind of notion that it was a
coaxing, wheedling, little stool.</p>
<p>She was, out and out, the very best filler of a pipe,
I should say, in the four quarters of the globe. To
see her put that chubby little finger in the bowl, and
then blow down the pipe to clear the tube; and
when she had done so, affect to think that there was
really something in the tube, and blow a dozen times,
and hold it to her eye like a telescope, with a most
provoking twist in her capital little face, as she
looked down it; was quite a brilliant thing. As to
the tobacco, she was perfect mistress of the subject;
and her lighting of the pipe, with a wisp of paper,
when the Carrier had it in his mouth—going so very
near his nose, and yet not scorching it—was Art:
high Art, Sir.</p>
<p>And the Cricket and the Kettle, tuning up again,
acknowledged it! The bright fire, blazing up again,
acknowledged it! The little Mower on the clock, in
his unheeded work, acknowledged it! The Carrier,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_51" id="Page_51"></SPAN></span>
in his smoothing forehead and expanding face, acknowledged
it, the readiest of all.</p>
<p>And as he soberly
and thoughtfully
puffed at his
old pipe; and as the Dutch clock ticked; and as the
red fire gleamed; and as the Cricket chirped; that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_52" id="Page_52"></SPAN></span>
Genius of his Hearth and Home (for such the Cricket
was) came out, in fairy shape, into the room, and
summoned many forms of Home about him. Dots of
all ages, and all sizes, filled the chamber. Dots who
were merry children, running on before him, gathering
flowers, in the fields; coy Dots, half shrinking from,
half yielding to, the pleading of his own rough image;
newly-married Dots, alighting at the door, and taking
wondering possession of the household keys; motherly
little Dots, attended by fictitious Slowboys, bearing
babies to be christened; matronly Dots, still young and
blooming, watching Dots of daughters, as they danced
at rustic balls; fat Dots, encircled and beset by troops
of rosy grand-children; withered Dots, who leaned on
sticks, and tottered as they crept along. Old Carriers
too, appeared, with blind old Boxers lying at their
feet; and newer carts with younger drivers ("Peerybingle
Brothers" on the tilt); and sick old Carriers,
tended by the gentlest hands; and graves of dead
and gone old Carriers, green in the churchyard. And
as the Cricket showed him all these things—he saw
them plainly, though his eyes were fixed upon the
fire—the Carrier's heart grew light and happy, and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_53" id="Page_53"></SPAN></span>
he thanked his Household Gods with all his might,
and cared no more for Gruff and Tackleton than
you do.</p>
</div>
<hr style="width: 45%;" />
<p>But what was that young figure of a man, which
the same Fairy Cricket set so near Her stool, and
which remained there, singly and alone? Why did
it linger still, so near her, with its arm upon the
chimney-piece, ever repeating "Married! and not
to me!"</p>
<p>Oh Dot! Oh failing Dot! There is no place for it
in all your husband's visions; why has its shadow
fallen on his hearth!</p>
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<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_55" id="Page_55"></SPAN></span></p>
<div class='unindent'>themselves, as the Story-Books say—and my blessing,
with yours to back it I hope, on the Storybooks,
for saying anything in this workaday world!—Caleb
Plummer and his Blind Daughter lived
all alone by themselves, in a little cracked nutshell
of a wooden house, which was, in truth,
no better than a pimple on the prominent red-brick
nose of Gruff and Tackleton. The premises of Gruff
and Tackleton were the great feature of the street;
but you might have knocked down Caleb Plummer's
dwelling with a hammer or two, and carried off the
pieces in a cart.</div>
<p>If any one had done the dwelling-house of Caleb
Plummer the honour to miss it after such an inroad,
it would have been, no doubt, to commend its demolition
as a vast improvement. It stuck to the premises
of Gruff and Tackleton, like a barnacle to a ship's
keel, or a snail to a door, or a little bunch of toadstools
to the stem of a tree. But it was the germ
from which the full-grown trunk of Gruff and Tackleton
had sprung; and under its crazy roof, the Gruff
before last, had, in a small way, made toys for a
generation of old boys and girls, who had played<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_56" id="Page_56"></SPAN></span>
with them, and found them out, and broken them,
and gone to sleep.</p>
<p>I have said that Caleb and his poor Blind Daughter
lived here; but I should have said that Caleb lived
here, and his poor Blind Daughter somewhere else;
in an enchanted home of Caleb's furnishing, where
scarcity and shabbiness were not, and trouble never
entered. Caleb was no Sorcerer, but in the only magic
art that still remains to us: the magic of devoted,
deathless love: Nature had been the mistress of his
study; and from her teaching, all the wonder came.</p>
<p>The Blind Girl never knew that ceilings were discoloured;
walls blotched, and bare of plaster here and
there; high crevices unstopped, and widening every
day; beams mouldering and tending downward.
The Blind Girl never knew that iron was rusting,
wood rotting, paper peeling off; the very size, and
shape, and true proportion of the dwelling, withering
away. The Blind Girl never knew that ugly shapes
of delf and earthenware were on the board; that
sorrow and faint-heartedness were in the house; that
Caleb's scanty hairs were turning greyer and more
grey before her sightless face. The Blind Girl never<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_57" id="Page_57"></SPAN></span>
knew they had a master, cold, exacting and uninterested:
never knew that Tackleton was Tackleton
in short; but lived in the belief of an eccentric
humourist who loved to have his jest with them;
and while he was the Guardian Angel of their lives,
disdained to hear one word of thankfulness.</p>
<p>And all was Caleb's doing; all the doing of her
simple father! But he too had a Cricket on his
Hearth; and listening sadly to its music when the
motherless Blind Child was very young, that Spirit
had inspired him with the thought that even her great
deprivation might be almost changed into a blessing,
and the girl made happy by these little means. For
all the Cricket Tribe are potent Spirits, even though
the people who hold converse with them do not know
it (which is frequently the case); and there are not
in the Unseen World, Voices more gentle and more
true; that may be so implicitly relied on, or that are
so certain to give none but tenderest counsel; as the
Voices in which the Spirits of the Fireside and the
Hearth, address themselves to human kind.</p>
<p>Caleb and his daughter were at work together in
their usual working-room, which served them for<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_58" id="Page_58"></SPAN></span>
their ordinary living room as well; and a strange
place it was. There were houses in it, finished and
unfinished, for Dolls of all stations in life. Suburban
tenements for Dolls of moderate means; kitchens
and single apartments for Dolls of the lower classes;
capital town residences for Dolls of high estate.
Some of these establishments were already furnished
according to estimate, with a view to the convenience
of Dolls of limited income; others could be
fitted on the most expensive scale, at a moment's
notice, from whole shelves of chairs and tables, sofas,
bedsteads, and upholstery. The nobility and gentry
and public in general, for whose accommodation these
tenements were designed, lay, here and there, in
baskets, staring straight up at the ceiling; but in
denoting their degrees in society, and confining them
to their respective stations (which experience shows
to be lamentably difficult in real life), the makers
of these Dolls had far improved on Nature, who is
often froward and perverse; for they, not resting on
such arbitrary marks as satin, cotton-print, and bits
of rag, had superadded striking personal differences
which allowed of no mistake. Thus, the Doll-lady of<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_59" id="Page_59"></SPAN></span>
Distinction had wax limbs of perfect symmetry; but
only she and her compeers; the next grade in the
social scale being made of leather; and the next of
coarse linen stuff. As to the common-people, they
had just so many matches out of tinder-boxes for
their arms and legs, and there they were—established
in their sphere at once, beyond the possibility
of getting out of it.</p>
<p>There were various other samples of his handicraft
besides Dolls, in Caleb Plummer's room. There
were Noah's Arks, in which the Birds and Beasts
were an uncommonly tight fit, I assure you; though
they could be crammed in, anyhow, at the roof, and
rattled and shaken into the smallest compass. By a
bold poetical license, most of these Noah's Arks had
knockers on the doors; inconsistent appendages
perhaps, as suggestive of morning callers and a Postman,
yet a pleasant finish to the outside of the building.
There were scores of melancholy little carts
which, when the wheels went round, performed most
doleful music. Many small fiddles, drums, and other
instruments of torture; no end of cannon, shields,
swords, spears, and guns. There were little tumblers<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_60" id="Page_60"></SPAN></span>
in red breeches, incessantly swarming up high obstacles
of red-tape, and coming down, head first, upon the
other side; and there were innumerable old gentlemen
of respectable, not to say venerable appearance,
insanely flying over horizontal pegs, inserted, for the
purpose, in their own street doors. There were beasts
of all sorts; horses, in particular, of every breed; from
the spotted barrel on four pegs, with a small tippet
for a mane, to the thoroughbred rocker on his highest
mettle. As it would have been hard to count the dozens
upon dozens of grotesque figures that were ever
ready to commit all sorts of absurdities, on the
turning of a handle; so it would have been no easy
task to mention any human folly, vice, or weakness,
that had not its type, immediate or remote, in Caleb
Plummer's room. And not in an exaggerated form;
for very little handles will move men and women to as
strange performances, as any Toy was ever made to
undertake.</p>
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<p>In the midst of all these objects, Caleb and his
daughter sat at work. The Blind Girl busy as a
Doll's dressmaker; and Caleb painting and glazing
the four-pair front of a desirable family mansion.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_61" id="Page_61"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The care imprinted in
the lines of Caleb's face,
and his absorbed
and dreamy
manner, which
would have sat
well on some alchemist or abstruse student, were at
first sight an odd contrast to his occupation, and the
trivialities about him. But trivial things, invented and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_62" id="Page_62"></SPAN></span>
pursued for bread, become very serious matters of
fact; and, apart from this consideration, I am not at
all prepared to say, myself, that if Caleb had been a
Lord Chamberlain, or a Member of Parliament, or a
lawyer, or even a great speculator, he would have
dealt in toys one whit less whimsical; while I have
a very great doubt whether they would have been as
harmless.</p>
</div>
<p>"So you were out in the rain last night, father,
in your beautiful, new, great-coat," said Caleb's
daughter.</p>
<p>"In my beautiful new great-coat," answered
Caleb, glancing towards a clothes-line in the room,
on which the sackcloth garment previously described,
was carefully hung up to dry.</p>
<p>"How glad I am you bought it, father!"</p>
<p>"And of such a tailor, too," said Caleb.
"Quite a fashionable tailor. It's too good for
me."</p>
<p>The Blind Girl rested from her work, and laughed
with delight. "Too good, father! What can be
too good for you?"</p>
<p>"I'm half-ashamed to wear it though," said<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_63" id="Page_63"></SPAN></span>
Caleb, watching the effect of what he said, upon her
brightening face; "upon my word. When I hear
the boys and people say behind me, 'Hal-loa! Here's
a swell!' I don't know which way to look. And when
the beggar wouldn't go away last night; and, when
I said I was a very common man, said 'No, your
Honor! Bless your Honor don't say that!' I was
quite ashamed. I really felt as if I hadn't a right to
wear it."</p>
<p>Happy Blind Girl! How merry she was, in her
exultation!</p>
<p>"I see you, father," she said, clasping her hands,
"as plainly, as if I had the eyes I never want when
you are with me. A blue coat"—</p>
<p>"Bright blue," said Caleb.</p>
<p>"Yes, yes! Bright blue!" exclaimed the girl,
turning up her radiant face; "the colour I can just
remember in the blessed sky! You told me it was
blue before! A bright blue coat"—</p>
<p>"Made loose to the figure," suggested Caleb.</p>
<p>"Yes! loose to the figure!" cried the Blind
Girl, laughing heartily; "and in it you, dear father,
with your merry eye, your smiling face, your free<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_64" id="Page_64"></SPAN></span>
step, and your dark hair: looking so young and
handsome!"</p>
<p>"Halloa! Halloa!" said Caleb. "I shall be
vain, presently."</p>
<p>"<i>I</i> think you are, already," cried the Blind Girl,
pointing at him, in her glee. "I know you father!
Ha ha ha! I've found you out, you see!"</p>
<p>How different the picture in her mind, from Caleb,
as he sat observing her! She had spoken of his free
step. She was right in that. For years and years,
he never once had crossed that threshold at his own
slow pace, but with a footfall counterfeited for her
ear; and never had he, when his heart was heaviest,
forgotten the light tread that was to render hers so
cheerful and courageous!</p>
<p>Heaven knows! But I think Caleb's vague bewilderment
of manner may have half originated in his
having confused himself about himself and everything
around him, for the love of his Blind Daughter. How
could the little man be otherwise than bewildered,
after labouring for so many years to destroy his own
identity, and that of all the objects that had any
bearing on it!<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_65" id="Page_65"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"There we are," said Caleb, falling back a pace
or two to form the better judgment of his work; "as
near the real thing as sixpenn'orth of halfpence is
to sixpence. What a pity that the whole front of the
house opens at once! If there was only a staircase
in it now, and regular doors to the rooms to go in at!
But that's the worst of my calling, I'm always deluding
myself, and swindling myself."</p>
<p>"You are speaking quite softly. You are not tired
father?"</p>
<p>"Tired," echoed Caleb, with a great burst of animation,
"what should tire me, Bertha? <i>I</i> was never
tired. What does it mean?"</p>
<p>To give the greater force to his words, he checked
himself in an involuntary imitation of two half length
stretching and yawning figures on the mantel-shelf,
who were represented as in one eternal state of weariness
from the waist upwards; and hummed a fragment
of a song. It was a Bacchanalian song, something
about a Sparkling Bowl; and he sang it with an
assumption of a Devil-may-care voice, that made
his face a thousand times more meagre and more
thoughtful than ever.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_66" id="Page_66"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"What! you're singing, are you?" said Tackleton,
putting his head in, at the door. "Go it! <i>I</i> can't
sing."</p>
<p>Nobody would have suspected him of it. He hadn't
what is generally termed a singing face, by any means.</p>
<p>"I can't afford to sing," said Tackleton. "I'm glad
you can. I hope you can afford to work too. Hardly
time for both, I should think?"</p>
<p>"If you could only see him, Bertha, how he's
winking at me!" whispered Caleb. "Such a man
to joke! you'd think, if you didn't know him, he was
in earnest—wouldn't you now?"</p>
<p>The Blind Girl smiled, and nodded.</p>
<p>"The bird that can sing and won't sing, must be
made to sing, they say," grumbled Tackleton. "What
about the owl that can't sing, and oughtn't to sing,
and will sing; is there anything that <i>he</i> should be
made to do?"</p>
<p>"The extent to which he's winking at this
moment!" whispered Caleb to his daughter. "Oh,
my gracious!"</p>
<p>"Always merry and light-hearted with us!" cried
the smiling Bertha.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_67" id="Page_67"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh! you're there, are you?" answered Tackleton.
"Poor Idiot!"</p>
<p>He really did believe she was an Idiot; and he
founded the belief, I can't say whether consciously or
not, upon her being fond of him.</p>
<p>"Well! and being there,—how are you?" said
Tackleton; in his grudging way.</p>
<p>"Oh! well; quite well. And as happy as even
you can wish me to be. As happy as you would
make the whole world, if you could!"</p>
<p>"Poor Idiot!" muttered Tackleton. "No gleam
of reason. Not a gleam!"</p>
<p>The Blind Girl took his hand and kissed it; held it
for a moment in her own two hands; and laid her
cheek against it tenderly, before releasing it. There
was such unspeakable affection and such fervent gratitude
in the act, that Tackleton himself was moved to
say, in a milder growl than usual:</p>
<p>"What's the matter now?"</p>
<p>"I stood it close beside my pillow when I went to
sleep last night, and remembered it in my dreams.
And when the day broke, and the glorious red sun—the
<i>red</i> sun, father?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_68" id="Page_68"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Red in the mornings and the evenings, Bertha,"
said poor Caleb, with a woeful glance at his employer.</p>
<p>"When it rose, and the bright light I almost fear
to strike myself against in walking, came into the
room, I turned the little tree towards it, and blessed
Heaven for making things so precious, and blessed
you for sending them to cheer me!"</p>
<p>"Bedlam broke loose!" said Tackleton under his
breath. "We shall arrive at the strait-waistcoat and
mufflers soon. We're getting on!"</p>
<p>Caleb, with his hands hooked loosely in each other,
stared vacantly before him while his daughter spoke,
as if he really were uncertain (I believe he was) whether
Tackleton had done anything to deserve her
thanks, or not. If he could have been a perfectly
free agent, at that moment, required, on pain of death,
to kick the Toy merchant, or fall at his feet, according
to his merits, I believe it would have been an even
chance which course he would have taken. Yet
Caleb knew that with his own hands he had brought
the little rose tree home for her, so carefully; and that
with his own lips he had forged the innocent deception
which should help to keep her from suspecting how<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_69" id="Page_69"></SPAN></span>
much, how very much, he every day denied himself,
that she might be the happier.</p>
<p>"Bertha!" said Tackleton, assuming, for the
nonce, a little cordiality. "Come here."</p>
<p>"Oh! I can come straight to you! You needn't
guide me!" she rejoined.</p>
<p>"Shall I tell you a secret, Bertha?"</p>
<p>"If you will!" she answered, eagerly.</p>
<p>How bright the darkened face! How adorned
with light, the listening head!</p>
<p>"This is the day on which little what's-her-name;
the spoilt child; Peerybingle's wife; pays her regular
visit to you—makes her fantastic Pic-Nic here; an't
it?" said Tackleton, with a strong expression of
distaste for the whole concern.</p>
<p>"Yes," replied Bertha. "This is the day."</p>
<p>"I thought so!" said Tackleton. "I should like
to join the party."</p>
<p>"Do you hear that, father!" cried the Blind Girl
in an ecstacy.</p>
<p>"Yes, yes, I hear it," murmured Caleb, with the
fixed look of a sleep-walker; "but I don't believe
it. It's one of my lies, I've no doubt."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_70" id="Page_70"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"You see I—I want to bring the Peerybingles a
little more into company with May Fielding," said
Tackleton. "I am going to be married to May."</p>
<p>"Married!" cried the Blind Girl, starting from
him.</p>
<p>"She's such a con-founded idiot," muttered
Tackleton, "that I was afraid she'd never comprehend
me. Ah, Bertha! Married! Church, parson,
clerk, beadle, glass-coach, bells, breakfast, bride-cake,
favours, marrow-bones, cleavers, and all the rest of
the tom-foolery. A wedding, you know; a wedding.
Don't you know what a wedding is?"</p>
<p>"I know," replied the Blind Girl, in a gentle tone.
"I understand!"</p>
<p>"Do you?" muttered Tackleton. "It's more
than I expected. Well! on that account I want to
join the party, and to bring May and her mother.
I'll send in a little something or other, before the
afternoon. A cold leg of mutton, or some comfortable
trifle of that sort. You'll expect me?"</p>
<p>"Yes," she answered.</p>
<p>She had drooped her head, and turned away; and
so stood, with her hands crossed, musing.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_71" id="Page_71"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I don't think you will," muttered Tackleton,
looking at her; "for you seem to have forgotten all
about it, already. Caleb!"</p>
<p>"I may venture to say I'm here, I suppose,"
thought Caleb. "Sir!"</p>
<p>"Take care she don't forget what I've been saying
to her."</p>
<p>"<i>She</i> never forgets," returned Caleb. "It's one
of the few things she an't clever in."</p>
<p>"Every man thinks his own geese, swans," observed
the Toy merchant, with a shrug. "Poor
devil!"</p>
<p>Having delivered himself of which remark, with
infinite contempt, old Gruff and Tackleton withdrew.</p>
<p>Bertha remained where he had left her, lost in
meditation. The gaiety had vanished from her downcast
face, and it was very sad. Three or four times,
she shook her head, as if bewailing some remembrance
or some loss; but her sorrowful reflections found no
vent in words.</p>
<p>It was not until Caleb had been occupied, some
time, in yoking a team of horses to a waggon by the
summary process of nailing the harness to the vital<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_72" id="Page_72"></SPAN></span>
parts of their bodies, that she drew near to his
working-stool, and sitting down beside him, said:</p>
<p>"Father, I am lonely in the dark. I want my
eyes: my patient, willing eyes."</p>
<p>"Here they are," said Caleb. "Always ready.
They are more your's than mine, Bertha, any hour in
the four and twenty. What shall your eyes do for
you, dear?"</p>
<p>"Look round the room, father."</p>
<p>"All right," said Caleb. "No sooner said than
done, Bertha."</p>
<p>"Tell me about it."</p>
<p>"It's much the same as usual," said Caleb.
"Homely, but very snug. The gay colors on the
walls; the bright flowers on the plates and dishes;
the shining wood, where there are beams or panels;
the general cheerfulness and neatness of the building;
make it very pretty."</p>
<p>Cheerful and neat it was, wherever Bertha's hands
could busy themselves. But nowhere else, were
cheerfulness and neatness possible, in the old crazy
shed which Caleb's fancy so transformed.</p>
<p>"You have your working dress on, and are not so<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_73" id="Page_73"></SPAN></span>
gallant as when you wear the handsome coat?" said
Bertha, touching him.</p>
<p>"Not quite so gallant," answered Caleb. "Pretty
brisk though."</p>
<p>"Father," said the Blind Girl, drawing close to
his side, and stealing one arm round his neck
"Tell me something about May. She is very
fair?"</p>
<p>"She is indeed," said Caleb. And she was
indeed. It was quite a rare thing to Caleb, not to
have to draw on his invention.</p>
<p>"Her hair is dark," said Bertha, pensively,
"darker than mine. Her voice is sweet and musical,
I know. I have often loved to hear it. Her shape—"</p>
<p>"There's not a Doll's in all the room to equal
it," said Caleb. "And her eyes!"—</p>
<p>He stopped; for Bertha had drawn closer round
his neck; and, from the arm that clung about him,
came a warning pressure which he understood too
well.</p>
<p>He coughed a moment, hammered for a moment,
and then fell back upon the song about the Sparkling
Bowl; his infallible resource in all such difficulties.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_74" id="Page_74"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Our friend, father; our benefactor. I am never
tired you know of hearing about him.—Now was I,
ever?" she said, hastily.</p>
<p>"Of course not," answered Caleb. "And with
reason."</p>
<p>"Ah! With how much reason!" cried the Blind
Girl. With such fervency, that Caleb, though his
motives were so pure, could not endure to meet her
face; but dropped his eyes, as if she could have read
in them his innocent deceit.</p>
<p>"Then, tell me again about him, dear father,"
said Bertha. "Many times again! His face is
benevolent, kind, and tender. Honest and true, I
am sure it is. The manly heart that tries to cloak
all favours with a show of roughness and unwillingness,
beats in its every look and glance."</p>
<p>"And makes it noble," added Caleb in his
quiet desperation.</p>
<p>"And makes it noble!" cried the Blind Girl.
"He is older than May, father."</p>
<p>"Ye-es," said Caleb, reluctantly. "He's a little
older than May. But that don't signify."</p>
<p>"Oh father, yes! To be his patient companion<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_75" id="Page_75"></SPAN></span>
in infirmity and age; to be his gentle nurse in sickness,
and his constant friend in suffering and sorrow;
to know no weariness in working for his sake; to
watch him, tend him; sit beside his bed, and talk to
him, awake; and pray for him asleep; what privileges
these would be! What opportunities for proving
all her truth and her devotion to him! Would
she do all this, dear father?"</p>
<p>"No doubt of it," said Caleb.</p>
<p>"I love her, father; I can love her from my
soul!" exclaimed the Blind Girl. And saying so,
she laid her poor blind face on Caleb's shoulder, and
so wept and wept, that he was almost sorry to have
brought that tearful happiness upon her.</p>
<p>In the mean time, there had been a pretty sharp
commotion at John Peerybingle's; for little Mrs.
Peerybingle naturally couldn't think of going anywhere
without the Baby; and to get the Baby under
weigh, took time. Not that there was much of the
Baby: speaking of it as a thing of weight and
measure: but there was a vast deal to do about and
about it, and it all had to be done by easy stages.
For instance: when the Baby was got, by hook and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_76" id="Page_76"></SPAN></span>
by crook, to a certain point of dressing, and you
might have rationally supposed that another touch or
two would finish him off, and turn him out a tip-top
Baby, challenging the world, he was unexpectedly
extinguished in a flannel cap, and hustled off to bed;
where he simmered (so to speak) between two blankets
for the best part of an hour. From this state of
inaction he was then recalled, shining very much and
roaring violently, to partake of—well! I would rather
say, if you'll permit me to speak generally—of a
slight repast. After which, he went to sleep again.
Mrs. Peerybingle took advantage of this interval, to
make herself as smart in a small way as ever you saw
anybody in all your life; and during the same short
truce, Miss Slowboy insinuated herself into a spencer
of a fashion so surprising and ingenious, that it had
no connection with herself or anything else in the
universe, but was a shrunken, dog's-eared, independent
fact, pursuing its lonely course without the least
regard to anybody. By this time, the Baby, being
all alive again, was invested, by the united efforts of
Mrs. Peerybingle and Miss Slowboy, with a cream-coloured
mantle for its body, and a sort of nankeen<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_77" id="Page_77"></SPAN></span>
raised-pie for its head; and so in course of time they
all three got down to the door, where the old horse
had already taken more than the full value of his
day's toll out of the Turnpike Trust, by tearing up
the road with his impatient autographs—and whence
Boxer might be dimly seen in the remote perspective,
standing looking back, and tempting him to come on
without orders.</p>
<p>As to a chair, or anything of that kind for helping
Mrs. Peerybingle into the cart, you know very little
of John, I flatter myself, if you think <i>that</i> was necessary.
Before you could have seen him lift her from
the ground, there she was in her place, fresh and rosy,
saying, "John! How can you! Think of Tilly!"</p>
<p>If I might be allowed to mention a young lady's
legs, on any terms, I would observe of Miss Slowboy's
that there was a fatality about them which rendered
them singularly liable to be grazed; and that she
never effected the smallest ascent or descent, without
recording the circumstance upon them with a notch,
as Robinson Crusoe marked the days upon his wooden
calendar. But as this might be considered ungenteel,
I'll think of it.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_78" id="Page_78"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"John? You've got the basket with the Veal
and Ham-Pie and things; and the bottles of Beer?"
said Dot. "If you haven't, you must turn round
again, this very minute."</p>
<p>"You're a nice little article," returned the Carrier,
"to be talking about turning round, after keeping me
a full quarter of an hour behind my time."</p>
<p>"I am sorry for it, John," said Dot in a great
bustle, "but I really could not think of going to
Bertha's—I wouldn't do it, John, on any account—without
the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the
bottles of Beer. Way!"</p>
<p>This monosyllable was addressed to the Horse, who
didn't mind it at all.</p>
<p>"Oh <i>do</i> Way, John!" said Mrs. Peerybingle.
"Please!"</p>
<p>"It'll be time enough to do that," returned John,
"when I begin to leave things behind me. The
basket's here, safe enough."</p>
<p>"What a hard-hearted monster you must be, John,
not to have said so, at once, and saved me such a
turn! I declare I wouldn't go to Bertha's without
the Veal and Ham-Pie and things, and the bottles<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_79" id="Page_79"></SPAN></span>
of Beer, for any money. Regularly once a fortnight
ever since we have been married, John, have we made
our little Pic-Nic there. If anything was to go wrong
with it, I should almost think we were never to be
lucky again."</p>
<p>"It was a kind thought in the first instance," said
the Carrier; "and I honour you for it, little woman."</p>
<p>"My dear John," replied Dot, turning very red.
"Don't talk about honouring <i>me</i>. Good Gracious!"</p>
<p>"By the bye—" observed the Carrier. "That old
gentleman,"—</p>
<p>Again so visibly, and instantly embarrassed.</p>
<p>"He's an odd fish," said the Carrier, looking
straight along the road before them. "I can't make
him out. I don't believe there's any harm in him."</p>
<p>"None at all. I'm—I'm sure there's none at all."</p>
<p>"Yes?" said the Carrier, with his eyes attracted
to her face by the great earnestness of her manner.
"I am glad you feel so certain of it, because it's
a confirmation to me. It's curious that he should
have taken it into his head to ask leave to go on
lodging with us; an't it? Things come about so
strangely."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_80" id="Page_80"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"So very strangely," she rejoined in a low voice:
scarcely audible.</p>
<p>"However, he's a good-natured old gentleman,"
said John, "and pays as a gentleman, and I think
his word is to be relied upon, like a gentleman's. I
had quite a long talk with him this morning: he can
hear me better already, he says, as he gets more used
to my voice. He told me a great deal about himself,
and I told him a good deal about myself, and a rare
lot of questions he asked me. I gave him information
about my having two beats, you know, in my
business; one day to the right from our house and
back again; another day to the left from our house
and back again (for he's a stranger and don't know
the names of places about here); and he seemed quite
pleased. 'Why, then I shall be returning home
to-night your way,' he says, 'when I thought you'd
be coming in an exactly opposite direction. That's
capital. I may trouble you for another lift perhaps,
but I'll engage not to fall so sound asleep again.' He
<i>was</i> sound asleep, sure-ly!—Dot! what are you thinking
of?"</p>
<p>"Thinking of, John? I—I was listening to you."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_81" id="Page_81"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh! That's all right!" said the honest Carrier.
"I was afraid, from the look of your face, that I had
gone rambling on so long, as to set you thinking
about something else. I was very near it, I'll be bound."</p>
<p>Dot making no reply, they jogged on, for some little
time, in silence. But it was not easy to remain silent
very long in John Peerybingle's cart, for everybody on
the road had something to say; and though it might
only be "How are you!" and indeed it was very
often nothing else, still, to give that back again in the
right spirit of cordiality, required, not merely a nod and
a smile, but as wholesome an action of the lungs withal,
as a long-winded Parliamentary speech. Sometimes,
passengers on foot, or horseback, plodded on a little
way beside the cart, for the express purpose of having
a chat; and then there was a great deal to be said,
on both sides.</p>
<p>Then, Boxer gave occasion to more good-natured
recognitions of and by the Carrier, than half a dozen
Christians could have done! Everybody knew him,
all along the road, especially the fowls and pigs, who
when they saw him approaching, with his body all on
one side, and his ears pricked up inquisitively, and that<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_82" id="Page_82"></SPAN></span>
knob of a tail making the most of itself in the air,
immediately withdrew into remote back settlements,
without waiting for the honor of a nearer acquaintance.
He had business everywhere; going down all the
turnings, looking into all the wells, bolting in and out
of all the cottages, dashing into the midst of all the
Dame-Schools, fluttering all the pigeons, magnifying
the tails of all the cats, and trotting into the public
houses like a regular customer. Wherever he went,
somebody or other might have been heard to cry,
"Halloa! Here's Boxer!"</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="Boxer" id="Boxer"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/i_095.png" width-obs="455" height-obs="271" alt="Boxer" title="" /></div>
<div class='unindent'>and out came that somebody forthwith, accompanied
by at least two or three other somebodies, to give
John Peerybingle and his pretty wife, Good Day.</div>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_83" id="Page_83"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The packages and parcels for the errand cart, were
numerous; and there were many stoppages to take
them in and give them out; which were not by any
means the worst parts of the journey. Some people
were so full of expectation about their parcels, and
other people were so full of wonder about their
parcels, and other people were so full of inexhaustible
directions about their parcels, and John had such a
lively interest in all the parcels, that it was as good
as a play. Likewise, there were articles to carry,
which required to be considered and discussed, and
in reference to the adjustment and disposition of which,
councils had to be holden by the Carrier and the
senders: at which Boxer usually assisted, in short fits
of the closest attention, and long fits of tearing round
and round the assembled sages and barking himself
hoarse. Of all these little incidents, Dot was the
amused and open-eyed spectatress from her chair in
the cart; and as she sat there, looking on: a charming
little portrait framed to admiration by the tilt:
there was no lack of nudgings and glancings and
whisperings and envyings among the younger men,
I promise you. And this delighted John the Carrier,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_84" id="Page_84"></SPAN></span>
beyond measure; for he was proud to have his little
wife admired; knowing that she didn't mind it—that,
if anything, she rather liked it perhaps.</p>
<p>The trip was a little foggy, to be sure, in the
January weather; and was raw and cold. But who
cared for such trifles? Not Dot, decidedly. Not
Tilly Slowboy, for she deemed sitting in a cart, on
any terms, to be the highest point of human joys; the
crowning circumstance of earthly hopes. Not the
Baby, I'll be sworn; for it's not in Baby nature to be
warmer or more sound asleep, though its capacity
is great in both respects, than that blessed young
Peerybingle was, all the way.</p>
<p>You couldn't see very far in the fog, of course;
but you could see a great deal, oh a great deal! It's
astonishing how much you may see, in a thicker fog
than that, if you will only take the trouble to look for
it. Why, even to sit watching for the Fairy-rings in
the fields, and for the patches of hoar-frost still
lingering in the shade, near hedges and by trees, was
a pleasant occupation: to make no mention of the
unexpected shapes in which the trees themselves
came starting out of the mist, and glided into it<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_85" id="Page_85"></SPAN></span>
again. The hedges were tangled and bare, and
waved a multitude of blighted garlands in the wind;
but there was no discouragement in this. It was
agreeable to contemplate; for it made the fireside
warmer in possession, and the summer greener in
expectancy. The river looked chilly; but it was in
motion, and moving at a good pace; which was a
great point. The canal was rather slow and torpid;
that must be admitted. Never mind. It would
freeze the sooner when the frost set fairly in, and
then there would be skating, and sliding; and the
heavy old barges, frozen up somewhere, near a wharf,
would smoke their rusty iron chimney-pipes all day,
and have a lazy time of it.</p>
<p>In one place, there was a great mound of weeds or
stubble burning; and they watched the fire, so white
in the day time, flaring through the fog, with only
here and there a dash of red in it, until, in consequence
as she observed of the smoke "getting
up her nose," Miss Slowboy choked—she could do
anything of that sort, on the smallest provocation—and
woke the Baby, who wouldn't go to sleep again.
But Boxer, who was in advance some quarter of a mile<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_86" id="Page_86"></SPAN></span>
or so, had already passed the outposts of the town, and
gained the corner of the street where Caleb and his
daughter lived; and long before they reached the
door, he and the Blind Girl were on the pavement
waiting to receive them.</p>
<p>Boxer, by the way, made certain delicate distinctions
of his own, in his communication with Bertha, which
persuade me fully that he knew her to be blind. He
never sought to attract her attention by looking at
her, as he often did with other people, but touched
her, invariably. What experience he could ever have
had of blind people or blind dogs, I don't know. He
had never lived with a blind master; nor had Mr.
Boxer the elder, nor Mrs. Boxer, nor any of his
respectable family on either side, ever been visited
with blindness, that I am aware of. He may have
found it out for himself, perhaps, but he had got hold
of it somehow; and therefore he had hold of Bertha
too, by the skirt, and kept hold, until Mrs. Peerybingle
and the Baby, and Miss Slowboy, and the
basket, were all got safely within doors.</p>
<p>May Fielding was already come; and so was her
mother—a little querulous chip of an old lady with a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_87" id="Page_87"></SPAN></span>
peevish face, who, in right of having preserved a
waist like a bedpost, was supposed to be a most
transcendant figure; and who, in consequence of
having once been better off, or of labouring under
an impression that she might have been, if something
had happened which never did happen, and seemed
to have never been particularly likely to come to pass—but
it's all the same—was very genteel and patronising
indeed. Gruff and Tackleton was also there,
doing the agreeable; with the evident sensation of
being as perfectly at home, and as unquestionably in
his own element, as a fresh young salmon on the top
of the Great Pyramid.</p>
<p>"May! My dear old friend!" cried Dot, running
up to meet her. "What a happiness to see you!"</p>
<p>Her old friend was, to the full, as hearty and as glad
as she; and it really was, if you'll believe me, quite
a pleasant sight to see them embrace. Tackleton
was a man of taste, beyond all question. May was
very pretty.</p>
<p>You know sometimes, when you are used to a pretty
face, how, when it comes into contact and comparison
with another pretty face, it seems for the moment<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_88" id="Page_88"></SPAN></span>
to be homely and faded, and hardly to deserve the high
opinion you have had of it. Now, this was not at all
the case, either with Dot or May; for May's face
set off Dot's, and Dot's face set off May's, so
naturally and agreeably, that, as John Peerybingle
was very near saying when he came into the room,
they ought to have been born sisters: which was the
only improvement you could have suggested.</p>
<p>Tackleton had brought his leg of mutton, and,
wonderful to relate, a tart besides—but we don't mind
a little dissipation when our brides are in the case;
we don't get married every day—and in addition to
these dainties, there were the Veal and Ham-Pie, and
"things," as Mrs. Peerybingle called them; which
were chiefly nuts and oranges, and cakes, and such
small deer. When the repast was set forth on the
board, flanked by Caleb's contribution, which was a
great wooden bowl of smoking potatoes (he was prohibited,
by solemn compact, from producing any other
viands), Tackleton led his intended mother-in-law to
the Post of Honour. For the better gracing of this
place at the high Festival, the majestic old Soul had
adorned herself with a cap, calculated to inspire the<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_89" id="Page_89"></SPAN></span>
thoughtless with sentiments of awe. She also wore
her gloves. But let us be genteel, or die!</p>
<p>Caleb sat next his daughter; Dot and her old
schoolfellow were side by side; the good Carrier took
care of the bottom of the table. Miss Slowboy was
isolated, for the time being, from every article of
furniture but the chair she sat on, that she might
have nothing else to knock the Baby's head against.</p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="Tilly_Slowboy" id="Tilly_Slowboy"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/i_102.png" width-obs="400" height-obs="407" alt="Tilly" title="Tilly" /></div>
<p>As Tilly stared about her at the Dolls and Toys,
they stared at her and at the company. The venerable
old gentlemen at the street doors (who were all
in full action) showed especial interest in the party:
pausing occasionally before leaping, as if they were<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_90" id="Page_90"></SPAN></span>
listening to the conversation: and then plunging
wildly over and over, a great many times, without
halting for breath,—as in a frantic state of delight
with the whole proceedings.</p>
<p>Certainly, if these old gentlemen were inclined to
have a fiendish joy in the contemplation of Tackleton's
discomfiture, they had good reason to be
satisfied. Tackleton couldn't get on at all; and the
more cheerful his intended Bride became in Dot's
society, the less he liked it, though he had brought
them together for that purpose. For he was a
regular Dog in the Manger, was Tackleton; and when
they laughed, and he couldn't, he took it into his
head, immediately, that they must be laughing at him.</p>
<p>"Ah May!" said Dot. "Dear dear, what
changes! To talk of those merry school-days makes
one young again."</p>
<p>"Why, you an't particularly old, at any time; are
you?" said Tackleton.</p>
<p>"Look at my sober, plodding husband there,"
returned Dot. "He adds Twenty years to my age
at least. Don't you John?"</p>
<p>"Forty," John replied.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_91" id="Page_91"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"How many <i>you</i>'ll add to May's, I am sure I
don't know," said Dot, laughing. "But she can't
be much less than a hundred years of age on her
next birthday."</p>
<p>"Ha ha!" laughed Tackleton. Hollow as a
drum, that laugh though. And he looked as if he
could have twisted Dot's neck: comfortably.</p>
<p>"Dear dear!" said Dot. "Only to remember how
we used to talk, at school, about the husbands we
would choose. I don't know how young, and how
handsome, and how gay, and how lively, mine was not
to be! and as to May's!—Ah dear! I don't know
whether to laugh or cry, when I think what silly girls
we were."</p>
<p>May seemed to know which to do; for the color
flashed into her face, and tears stood in her eyes.</p>
<p>"Even the very persons themselves—real live
young men—we fixed on sometimes," said Dot.
"We little thought how things would come about. I
never fixed on John I'm sure; I never so much as
thought of him. And if I had told you, you were
ever to be married to Mr. Tackleton, why you'd have
slapped me. Wouldn't you, May?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_92" id="Page_92"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Though May didn't say yes, she certainly didn't
say no, or express no, by any means.</p>
<p>Tackleton laughed—quite shouted, he laughed so
loud. John Peerybingle laughed too, in his ordinary
good-natured and contented manner; but his was a
mere whisper of a laugh, to Tackleton's.</p>
<p>"You couldn't help yourselves, for all that. You
couldn't resist us, you see," said Tackleton. "Here
we are! Here we are! Where are your gay young
bridegrooms now!"</p>
<p>"Some of them are dead," said Dot; "and
some of them forgotten. Some of them, if they
could stand among us at this moment, would not
believe we were the same creatures; would not
believe that what they saw and heard was real, and
we <i>could</i> forget them so. No! they would not believe
one word of it!"</p>
<p>"Why, Dot!" exclaimed the Carrier. "Little
woman!"</p>
<p>She had spoken with such earnestness and fire,
that she stood in need of some recalling to herself,
without doubt. Her husband's check was very gentle,
for he merely interfered, as he supposed, to shield old<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_93" id="Page_93"></SPAN></span>
Tackleton; but it proved effectual, for she stopped,
and said no more. There was an uncommon agitation,
even in her silence, which the wary Tackleton,
who had brought his half-shut eye to bear upon her,
noted closely; and remembered to some purpose too,
as you will see.</p>
<p>May uttered no word, good or bad, but sat quite
still, with her eyes cast down; and made no sign of
interest in what had passed. The good lady her
mother now interposed: observing, in the first instance,
that girls were girls, and byegones byegones, and
that so long as young people were young and thoughtless,
they would probably conduct themselves like young
and thoughtless persons: with two or three other
positions of a no less sound and incontrovertible character.
She then remarked, in a devout spirit, that
she thanked Heaven she had always found in her
daughter May, a dutiful and obedient child; for which
she took no credit to herself, though she had every
reason to believe it was entirely owing to herself.
With regard to Mr. Tackleton she said, That he was
in a moral point of view an undeniable individual; and
That he was in an eligible point of view a son-in-law<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_94" id="Page_94"></SPAN></span>
to be desired, no one in their senses could doubt.
(She was very emphatic here). With regard to
the family into which he was so soon about, after
some solicitation, to be admitted, she believed Mr.
Tackleton knew that, although reduced in purse, it
had some pretensions to gentility; and that if certain
circumstances, not wholly unconnected, she would go so
far as to say, with the Indigo Trade, but to which she
would not more particularly refer, had happened differently,
it might perhaps have been in possession of
Wealth. She then remarked that she would not
allude to the past, and would not mention that her
daughter had for some time rejected the suit of
Mr. Tackleton; and that she would not say a great
many other things which she did say, at great length.
Finally, she delivered it as the general result of her
observation and experience, that those marriages in
which there was least of what was romantically and
sillily called love, were always the happiest; and that
she anticipated the greatest possible amount of bliss—not
rapturous bliss; but the solid, steady-going
article—from the approaching nuptials. She concluded
by informing the company that to-morrow<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_95" id="Page_95"></SPAN></span>
was the day she had lived for, expressly; and that
when it was over, she would desire nothing better
than to be packed up and disposed of, in any genteel
place of burial.</p>
<p>As these remarks were quite unanswerable: which
is the happy property of all remarks that are sufficiently
wide of the purpose: they changed the current
of the conversation, and diverted the general attention
to the Veal and Ham-Pie, the cold mutton, the potatoes,
and the tart. In order that the bottled beer might
not be slighted, John Peerybingle proposed To-morrow:
the Wedding-Day: and called upon them to drink
a bumper to it, before he proceeded on his journey.</p>
<p>For you ought to know that he only rested there,
and gave the old horse a bait. He had to go some
four or five miles farther on; and when he returned
in the evening, he called for Dot, and took another
rest on his way home. This was the order of the day
on all the Pic-Nic occasions, and had been ever since
their institution.</p>
<p>There were two persons present, besides the bride
and bridegroom elect, who did but indifferent honour
to the toast. One of these was Dot, too flushed and<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_96" id="Page_96"></SPAN></span>
discomposed to adapt herself to any small occurrence
of the moment; the other Bertha, who rose up
hurriedly, before the rest, and left the table.</p>
<p>"Good bye!" said stout John Peerybingle, pulling
on his dreadnought coat. "I shall be back at the
old time. Good bye all!"</p>
<p>"Good bye John," returned Caleb.</p>
<p>He seemed to say it by rote, and to wave his hand
in the same unconscious manner; for he stood observing
Bertha with an anxious wondering face, that
never altered its expression.</p>
<p>"Good bye young shaver!" said the jolly Carrier,
bending down to kiss the child; which Tilly Slowboy,
now intent upon her knife and fork, had deposited
asleep (and strange to say, without damage) in a little
cot of Bertha's furnishing; "good bye! Time will
come, I suppose, when <i>you</i>'ll turn out into the cold,
my little friend, and leave your old father to enjoy his
pipe and his rheumatics in the chimney-corner; eh?
Where's Dot?"</p>
<p>"I'm here John!" she said, starting.</p>
<p>"Come, come!" returned the Carrier, clapping his
sounding hands. "Where's the Pipe?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_97" id="Page_97"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I quite forgot the pipe, John."</p>
<p>Forgot the Pipe! Was such a wonder ever
heard of! She! Forgot the Pipe!</p>
<p>"I'll—I'll fill it directly. It's soon done."</p>
<p>But it was not so soon done, either. It lay in the
usual place; the Carrier's dreadnought pocket; with
the little pouch, her own work; from which she was
used to fill it; but her hand shook so, that she
entangled it (and yet her hand was small enough to
have come out easily, I am sure), and bungled terribly.
The filling of the Pipe and lighting it; those little
offices in which I have commended her discretion, if
you recollect; were vilely done, from first to last.
During the whole process, Tackleton stood looking
on maliciously with the half-closed eye; which, whenever
it met her's—or caught it, for it can hardly be
said to have ever met another eye: rather being a
kind of trap to snatch it up—augmented her confusion
in a most remarkable degree.</p>
<p>"Why, what a clumsy Dot you are, this afternoon!"
said John. "I could have done it better myself, I
verily believe!"</p>
<p>With these good-natured words, he strode away;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_98" id="Page_98"></SPAN></span>
and presently was heard, in company with Boxer, and
the old horse, and the cart, making lively music down
the road. What time the dreamy Caleb still stood,
watching his Blind Daughter, with the same expression
on his face.</p>
<p>"Bertha!" said Caleb, softly. "What has happened?
How changed you are, my Darling, in a few
hours—since this morning. <i>You</i> silent and dull all
day! What is it? Tell me!</p>
<p>"Oh father, father!" cried the Blind Girl, bursting
into tears. "Oh my hard, hard Fate!"</p>
<p>Caleb drew his hand across his eyes before he
answered her.</p>
<p>"But think how cheerful and how happy you have
been, Bertha! How good, and how much loved, by
many people."</p>
<p>"That strikes me to the heart, dear father!
Always so mindful of me! Always so kind to me!"</p>
<p>Caleb was very much perplexed to understand her.</p>
<p>"To be—to be blind, Bertha, my poor dear,"
he faltered, "is a great affliction; but——"</p>
<p>"I have never felt it!" cried the Blind Girl. "I
have never felt it, in its fulness. Never! I have<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_99" id="Page_99"></SPAN></span>
sometimes wished that I could see you, or could see
him; only once, dear father; only for one little
minute; that I might know what it is I treasure up,"
she laid her hands upon her breast, "and hold
here! That I might be sure I have it right! And
sometimes (but then I was a child) I have wept, in
my prayers at night, to think that when your images
ascended from my heart to Heaven, they might not
be the true resemblance of yourselves. But I have
never had these feelings long. They have passed
away, and left me tranquil and contented."</p>
<p>"And they will again," said Caleb.</p>
<p>"But father! Oh my good, gentle father, bear
with me, if I am wicked!" said the Blind Girl.
"This is not the sorrow that so weighs me down!"</p>
<p>Her father could not choose but let his moist eyes
overflow; she was so earnest and pathetic. But he
did not understand her, yet.</p>
<p>"Bring her to me," said Bertha. "I cannot
hold it closed and shut within myself. Bring her to
me, father!"</p>
<p>She knew he hesitated, and said, "May. Bring
May!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_100" id="Page_100"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>May heard the mention of her name, and coming
quietly towards her, touched her on the arm. The
Blind Girl turned immediately, and held her by both
hands.</p>
<p>"Look into my face, Dear heart, Sweet heart!"
said Bertha. "Read it with your beautiful eyes, and
tell me if the Truth is written on it."</p>
<p>"Dear Bertha, Yes!"</p>
<p>The Blind Girl still, upturning the blank sightless
face, down which the tears were coursing fast, addressed
her in these words:</p>
<p>"There is not, in my Soul, a wish or thought
that is not for your good, bright May! There is
not, in my Soul, a grateful recollection stronger than
the deep remembrance which is stored there, of the
many many times when, in the full pride of Sight and
Beauty, you have had consideration for Blind Bertha,
even when we two were children, or when Bertha was
as much a child as ever blindness can be! Every
blessing on your head! Light upon your happy
course! Not the less, my dear May;" and she
drew towards her, in a closer grasp; "not the less,
my Bird, because, to-day, the knowledge that you<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_101" id="Page_101"></SPAN></span>
are to be His wife has wrung my heart almost to
breaking! Father, May, Mary! oh forgive me that
it is so, for the sake of all he has done to relieve the
weariness of my dark life: and for the sake of the
belief you have in me, when I call Heaven to witness
that I could not wish him married to a wife more
worthy of his Goodness!"</p>
<p>While speaking, she had released May Fielding's
hands, and clasped her garments in an attitude of
mingled supplication and love. Sinking lower and
lower down, as she proceeded in her strange confession,
she dropped at last at the feet of her friend, and
hid her blind face in the folds of her dress.</p>
<p>"Great Power!" exclaimed her father, smitten
at one blow with the truth, "have I deceived
her from her cradle, but to break her heart at
last!"</p>
<p>It was well for all of them that Dot, that beaming,
useful, busy little Dot—for such she was, whatever
faults she had; however you may learn to hate her,
in good time—it was well for all of them, I say, that
she was there: or where this would have ended, it
were hard to tell. But Dot, recovering her self-possession,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_102" id="Page_102"></SPAN></span>
interposed, before May could reply, or
Caleb say another word.</p>
<p>"Come come, dear Bertha! come away with me!
Give her your arm, May. So! How composed she
is, you see, already; and how good it is of her to
mind us," said the cheery little woman, kissing her
upon the forehead. "Come away, dear Bertha!
Come! and here's her good father will come with
her; won't you, Caleb? To—be—sure!"</p>
<p>Well, well! she was a noble little Dot in such
things, and it must have been an obdurate nature that
could have withstood her influence. When she had
got poor Caleb and his Bertha away, that they might
comfort and console each other, as she knew they only
could, she presently came bouncing back,—the saying
is, as fresh as any daisy; <i>I</i> say fresher—to mount
guard over that bridling little piece of consequence in
the cap and gloves, and prevent the dear old creature
from making discoveries.</p>
<p>"So bring me the precious Baby, Tilly," said she,
drawing a chair to the fire; "and while I have it in
my lap, here's Mrs. Fielding, Tilly, will tell me all
about the management of Babies, and put me right in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_103" id="Page_103"></SPAN></span>
twenty points where I'm as wrong as can be. Won't
you, Mrs. Fielding?"</p>
<div class="figright"><SPAN name="Mrs_Fieldings_Lecture" id="Mrs_Fieldings_Lecture"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/i_116.png" width-obs="351" height-obs="500" alt="Visiting with Mrs. Fielding" title="" /></div>
<p>Not even the Welsh Giant, who, according to the
popular expression, was so "slow" as to perform a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_104" id="Page_104"></SPAN></span>
fatal surgical operation upon himself, in emulation of
a juggling-trick achieved by his arch-enemy at breakfast-time;
not even he fell half so readily into the
Snare prepared for him, as the old lady into this artful
Pitfall. The fact of Tackleton having walked out;
and furthermore, of two or three people having been
talking together at a distance, for two minutes, leaving
her to her own resources; was quite enough to
have put her on her dignity, and the bewailment of
that mysterious convulsion in the Indigo trade, for
four-and-twenty hours. But this becoming deference
to her experience, on the part of the young mother,
was so irresistible, that after a short affectation of
humility, she began to enlighten her with the best
grace in the world; and sitting bolt upright before
the wicked Dot, she did, in half an hour, deliver
more infallible domestic recipes and precepts, than
would (if acted on) have utterly destroyed and done
up that Young Peerybingle, though he had been an
Infant Samson.</p>
<p>To change the theme, Dot did a little needlework—she
carried the contents of a whole workbox in her
pocket; how ever she contrived it, <i>I</i> don't know—then<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_105" id="Page_105"></SPAN></span>
did a little nursing; then a little more needlework;
then had a little whispering chat with May,
while the old lady dozed; and so in little bits of
bustle, which was quite her manner always, found it
a very short afternoon. Then, as it grew dark, and
as it was a solemn part of this Institution of the Pic-Nic
that she should perform all Bertha's household
tasks, she trimmed the fire, and swept the hearth,
and set the tea-board out, and drew the curtain, and
lighted a candle. Then, she played an air or two on
a rude kind of harp, which Caleb had contrived for
Bertha; and played them very well; for Nature had
made her delicate little ear as choice a one for music
as it would have been for jewels, if she had had any
to wear. By this time it was the established hour
for having tea; and Tackleton came back again, to
share the meal, and spend the evening.</p>
<p>Caleb and Bertha had returned some time before,
and Caleb had sat down to his afternoon's work.
But he couldn't settle to it, poor fellow, being anxious
and remorseful for his daughter. It was touching to
see him sitting idle on his working-stool, regarding
her so wistfully; and always saying in his face,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_106" id="Page_106"></SPAN></span>
"have I deceived her from her cradle, but to break
her heart!"</p>
<p>When it was night, and tea was done, and Dot had
nothing more to do in washing up the cups and
saucers; in a word—for I must come to it, and there
is no use in putting it off—when the time drew nigh
for expecting the Carrier's return in every sound of
distant wheels; her manner changed again; her
colour came and went; and she was very restless.
Not as good wives are, when listening for their husbands.
No, no, no. It was another sort of restlessness
from that.</p>
<p>Wheels heard. A horse's feet. The barking of a
dog. The gradual approach of all the sounds. The
scratching paw of Boxer at the door!</p>
<p>"Whose step is that!" cried Bertha, starting
up.</p>
<p>"Whose step?" returned the Carrier, standing in
the portal, with his brown face ruddy as a winter
berry from the keen night air. "Why, mine."</p>
<p>"The other step," said Bertha. "The man's tread
behind you!"</p>
<p>"She is not to be deceived," observed the Carrier,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_107" id="Page_107"></SPAN></span>
laughing. "Come along Sir. You'll be welcome,
never fear!"</p>
<p>He spoke in a loud tone; and as he spoke, the
deaf old gentleman entered.</p>
<p>"He's not so much a stranger, that you haven't
seen him once, Caleb," said the Carrier. "You'll
give him house-room till we go?"</p>
<p>"Oh surely John; and take it as an honour."</p>
<p>"He's the best company on earth, to talk secrets
in," said John. "I have reasonable good lungs, but
he tries 'em, I can tell you. Sit down Sir. All
friends here, and glad to see you!"</p>
<p>When he had imparted this assurance, in a voice
that amply corroborated what he had said about his
lungs, he added in his natural tone, "A chair in the
chimney-corner, and leave to sit quite silent and look
pleasantly about him, is all he cares for. He's easily
pleased."</p>
<p>Bertha had been listening intently. She called
Caleb to her side, when he had set the chair, and
asked him, in a low voice, to describe their visitor.
When he had done so (truly now; with scrupulous
fidelity), she moved, for the first time since he had<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_108" id="Page_108"></SPAN></span>
come in; and sighed; and seemed to have no further
interest concerning him.</p>
<p>The Carrier was in high spirits, good fellow that
he was; and fonder of his little wife than ever.</p>
<p>"A clumsy Dot she was, this afternoon!" he
said, encircling her with his rough arm, as she stood,
removed from the rest; "and yet I like her somehow.
See yonder, Dot!"</p>
<p>He pointed to the old man. She looked down. I
think she trembled.</p>
<p>"He's—ha ha ha!—he's full of admiration for
you!" said the Carrier. "Talked of nothing else,
the whole way here. Why, he's a brave old boy. I
like him for it!"</p>
<p>"I wish he had had a better subject, John;"
she said, with an uneasy glance about the room; at
Tackleton especially.</p>
<p>"A better subject!" cried the jovial John.
"There's no such thing. Come! off with the great-coat,
off with the thick shawl, off with the heavy
wrappers! and a cosy half-hour by the fire! My
humble service, Mistress. A game at cribbage, you
and I? That's hearty. The cards and board, Dot.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_109" id="Page_109"></SPAN></span>
And a glass of beer here, if there's any left, small
wife!"</p>
<p>His challenge was addressed to the old lady, who
accepting it with gracious readiness, they were soon
engaged upon the game. At first, the Carrier looked
about him sometimes, with a smile, or now and then
called Dot to peep over his shoulder at his hand, and
advise him on some knotty point. But his adversary
being a rigid disciplinarian, and subject to an occasional
weakness in respect of pegging more than she
was entitled to, required such vigilance on his part,
as left him neither eyes nor ears to spare. Thus, his
whole attention gradually became absorbed upon the
cards; and he thought of nothing else, until a hand
upon his shoulder restored him to a consciousness of
Tackleton.</p>
<p>"I am sorry to disturb you—but a word, directly."</p>
<p>"I'm going to deal," returned the Carrier. "It's
a crisis."</p>
<p>"It is," said Tackleton. "Come here, man!"</p>
<p>There was that in his pale face which made the
other rise immediately, and ask him, in a hurry,
what the matter was.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_110" id="Page_110"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Hush! John Peerybingle," said Tackleton. "I
am sorry for this. I am indeed. I have been afraid
of it. I have suspected it from the first."</p>
<p>"What is it?" asked the Carrier, with a frightened
aspect.</p>
<p>"Hush! I'll show you, if you'll come with me."</p>
<p>The Carrier accompanied him, without another
word. They went across a yard, where the stars were
shining; and by a little side door, into Tackleton's
own counting-house, where there was a glass window,
commanding the ware-room: which was closed for the
night. There was no light in the counting-house
itself, but there were lamps in the long narrow
ware-room; and consequently the window was
bright.</p>
<p>"A moment!" said Tackleton. "Can you bear
to look through that window, do you think?"</p>
<p>"Why not?" returned the Carrier.</p>
<p>"A moment more," said Tackleton. "Don't
commit any violence. It's of no use. It's dangerous
too. You're a strong-made man; and you might
do Murder before you know it."</p>
<p>The Carrier looked him in the face, and recoiled a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_111" id="Page_111"></SPAN></span>
step as if he had been struck. In one stride he was
at the window, and he saw—</p>
<p>Oh Shadow on the Hearth! Oh truthful Cricket!
Oh perfidious Wife!</p>
<p>He saw her, with the old man; old no longer, but
erect and gallant: bearing in his hand the false
white hair that had won his way into their desolate
and miserable home. He saw her listening to him,
as he bent his head to whisper in her ear; and suffering
him to clasp her round the waist, as they moved
slowly down the dim wooden gallery towards the door
by which they had entered it. He saw them stop,
and saw her turn——to have the face, the face he
loved so, so presented to his view!—--and saw her,
with her own hands, adjust the Lie upon his head,
laughing, as she did it, at his unsuspicious nature!</p>
<p>He clenched his strong right hand at first, as if it
would have beaten down a lion. But opening it immediately
again, he spread it out before the eyes of
Tackleton (for he was tender of her, even then), and
so, as they passed out, fell down upon a desk, and
was as weak as any infant.</p>
<p>He was wrapped up to the chin, and busy with his<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_112" id="Page_112"></SPAN></span>
horse and parcels, when she came into the room, prepared
for going home.</p>
<p>"Now John, dear! Good night May! Good
night Bertha!"</p>
<p>Could she kiss them? Could she be blithe and
cheerful in her parting? Could she venture to reveal
her face to them without a blush? Yes. Tackleton
observed her closely; and she did all this.</p>
<p>Tilly was hushing the Baby; and she crossed
and re-crossed Tackleton, a dozen times, repeating
drowsily:</p>
<p>"Did the knowledge that it was to be its wifes,
then, wring its hearts almost to breaking; and did
its fathers deceive it from its cradles but to break
its hearts at last!"</p>
<p>"Now Tilly, give me the Baby. Good night, Mr.
Tackleton. Where's John, for Goodness' sake?"</p>
<p>"He's going to walk, beside the horse's head,"
said Tackleton; who helped her to her seat.</p>
<p>"My dear John. Walk? To-night?"</p>
<p>The muffled figure of her husband made a hasty
sign in the affirmative; and the false Stranger and
the little nurse being in their places, the old horse<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_113" id="Page_113"></SPAN></span>
moved off. Boxer, the unconscious Boxer, running on
before, running back, running round and round the
cart, and barking as triumphantly and merrily as ever.</p>
<p>When Tackleton had gone off likewise, escorting
May and her mother home, poor Caleb sat down by
the fire beside his daughter; anxious and remorseful
at the core; and still saying in his wistful contemplation
of her, "have I deceived her from her cradle,
but to break her heart at last!"</p>
<p>The toys that had been set in motion for the Baby,
had all stopped and run down, long ago. In the faint
light and silence, the imperturbably calm dolls; the
agitated rocking-horses with distended eyes and nostrils;
the old gentlemen at the street doors, standing,
half doubled up, upon their failing knees and ankles;
the wry-faced nutcrackers; the very Beasts upon their
way into the Ark, in twos, like a Boarding-School out
walking; might have been imagined to be stricken
motionless with fantastic wonder, at Dot being false,
or Tackleton beloved, under any combination of circumstances.</p>
<hr style="width: 65%;" /><p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_114" id="Page_114"></SPAN></span></p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="Chirp_the_Third" id="Chirp_the_Third"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/i_127.png" width-obs="600" height-obs="975" alt="Chirp the Third The Dutch clock in the corner struck Ten, when the Carrier sat down by his fireside. So troubled and grief-worn, that he seemed to scare the Cuckoo, who, having cut his ten" title="" /></div>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_115" id="Page_115"></SPAN></span></p>
<div class='unindent'>melodious announcements as short as possible, plunged
back into the Moorish Palace again, and clapped his
little door behind him, as if the unwonted spectacle
were too much for his feelings.</div>
<p>If the little Haymaker had been armed with the
sharpest of scythes, and had cut at every stroke into
the Carrier's heart, he never could have gashed and
wounded it, as Dot had done.</p>
<p>It was a heart so full of love for her; so bound up
and held together by innumerable threads of winning
remembrance, spun from the daily working of her
many qualities of endearment; it was a heart in which
she had enshrined herself so gently and so closely; a
heart so single and so earnest in its Truth: so strong
in right, so weak in wrong: that it could cherish
neither passion nor revenge at first, and had only
room to hold the broken image of its Idol.</p>
<p>But slowly, slowly; as the Carrier sat brooding on
his hearth, now cold and dark; other and fiercer
thoughts began to rise within him, as an angry wind
comes rising in the night. The Stranger was beneath
his outraged roof. Three steps would take him to
his chamber door. One blow would beat it in. "You<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_116" id="Page_116"></SPAN></span>
might do Murder before you know it," Tackleton had
said. How could it be Murder, if he gave the Villain
time to grapple with him hand to hand! He was the
younger man.</p>
<p>It was an ill-timed thought, bad for the dark mood
of his mind. It was an angry thought, goading him
to some avenging act, that should change the cheerful
house into a haunted place which lonely travellers
would dread to pass by night; and where the timid
would see shadows struggling in the ruined windows
when the moon was dim, and hear wild noises in the
stormy weather.</p>
<p>He was the younger man! Yes, yes; some lover
who had won the heart that <i>he</i> had never touched.
Some lover of her early choice: of whom she had
thought and dreamed: for whom she had pined and
pined: when he had fancied her so happy by his side.
Oh agony to think of it!</p>
<p>She had been above stairs with the Baby, getting
it to bed. As he sat brooding on the hearth, she
came close beside him, without his knowledge—in the
turning of the rack of his great misery, he lost all
other sounds—and put her little stool at his feet. He<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_117" id="Page_117"></SPAN></span>
only knew it, when he felt her hand upon his own,
and saw her looking up into his face.</p>
<p>With wonder? No. It was his first impression, and
he was fain to look at her again, to set it right. No,
not with wonder. With an eager and enquiring look;
but not with wonder. At first it was alarmed and
serious; then it changed into a strange, wild, dreadful
smile of recognition of his thoughts; then there was
nothing but her clasped hands on her brow, and her
bent head, and falling hair.</p>
<p>Though the power of Omnipotence had been his
to wield at that moment, he had too much of its Diviner
property of Mercy in his breast, to have turned
one feather's weight of it against her. But he could
not bear to see her crouching down upon the little
seat where he had often looked on her, with love and
pride, so innocent and gay; and when she rose and
left him, sobbing as she went, he felt it a relief to
have the vacant place beside him rather than her so
long cherished presence. This in itself was anguish
keener than all: reminding him how desolate he was
become, and how the great bond of his life was rent
asunder.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_118" id="Page_118"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The more he felt this, and the more he knew he
could have better borne to see her lying prematurely
dead before him with their little child upon her breast,
the higher and the stronger rose his wrath against his
enemy. He looked about him for a weapon.</p>
<p>There was a Gun, hanging on the wall. He took
it down, and moved a pace or two towards the door of
the perfidious Stranger's room. He knew the Gun
was loaded. Some shadowy idea that it was just to
shoot this man like a Wild Beast, seized him; and
dilated in his mind until it grew into a monstrous
demon in complete possession of him, casting out all
milder thoughts and setting up its undivided empire.</p>
<p>That phrase is wrong. Not casting out his milder
thoughts, but artfully transforming them. Changing
them into scourges to drive him on. Turning water
into blood, Love into hate, Gentleness into blind
ferocity. Her image, sorrowing, humbled, but still
pleading to his tenderness and mercy with resistless
power, never left his mind; but staying there, it urged
him to the door; raised the weapon to his shoulder;
fitted and nerved his finger to the trigger; and cried
"Kill him! In his Bed!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_119" id="Page_119"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>He reversed the Gun to beat the stock upon the
door; he already held it lifted in the air; some
indistinct design was in his thoughts of calling out to
him to fly, for God's sake, by the window—</p>
<p>When, suddenly, the struggling fire illumined the
whole chimney with a glow of light; and the Cricket
on the Hearth began to chirp!</p>
<p>No sound he could have heard; no human voice,
not even her's; could so have moved and softened
him. The artless words in which she had told him
of her love for this same Cricket, were once more
freshly spoken; her trembling, earnest manner at the
moment, was again before him; her pleasant voice—oh
what a voice it was, for making household music
at the fireside of an honest man!—thrilled through
and through his better nature, and awoke it into life
and action.</p>
<p>He recoiled from the door, like a man walking in
his sleep, awakened from a frightful dream; and put
the Gun aside. Clasping his hands before his face,
he then sat down again beside the fire, and found
relief in tears.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_120" id="Page_120"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The Cricket on the Hearth came out into the room,
and stood in Fairy shape before him.</p>
<div class="figleft"><SPAN name="Johns_Reverie" id="Johns_Reverie"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/i_133.png" width-obs="404" height-obs="450" alt="Found relief in tears" title="" /></div>
<p>"'I love it,'" said the Fairy Voice, repeating
what he well remembered, "'for the many times I
have heard it, and the many thoughts its harmless
music has given me.'"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_121" id="Page_121"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"She said so!" cried the Carrier. "True!"</p>
<p>"'This has been a happy Home, John; and I
love the Cricket for its sake!'"</p>
<p>"It has been, Heaven knows," returned the Carrier.
"She made it happy, always,—until now."</p>
<p>"So gracefully sweet-tempered; so domestic, joyful,
busy, and light-hearted!" said the Voice.</p>
<p>"Otherwise I never could have loved her as I
did," returned the Carrier.</p>
<p>The Voice, correcting him, said "do."</p>
<p>The Carrier repeated "as I did." But not
firmly. His faltering tongue resisted his <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'controul'">control</ins> ,
and would speak in its own way, for itself and him.</p>
<p>The Figure, in an attitude of invocation, raised its
hand and said:</p>
<p>"Upon your own hearth"—</p>
<p>"The hearth she has blighted," interposed the
Carrier.</p>
<p>"The hearth she has—how often!—blessed and
brightened," said the Cricket: "the hearth which,
but for her, were only a few stones and bricks and
rusty bars, but which has been, through her, the
Altar of your Home; on which you have nightly<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_122" id="Page_122"></SPAN></span>
sacrificed some petty passion, selfishness, or care, and
offered up the homage of a tranquil mind, a trusting
nature, and an overflowing heart; so that the smoke
from this poor chimney has gone upward with a better
fragrance than the richest incense that is burnt before
the richest shrines in all the gaudy Temples of this
World!—Upon your own hearth; in its quiet sanctuary;
surrounded by its gentle influences and associations;
hear her! Hear me! Hear everything
that speaks the language of your hearth and home!"</p>
<p>"And pleads for her?" enquired the Carrier.</p>
<p>"All things that speak the language of your hearth
and home, <i>must</i> plead for her!" returned the Cricket.
"For they speak the Truth."</p>
<p>And while the Carrier, with his head upon his
hands, continued to sit meditating in his chair, the
Presence stood beside him; suggesting his reflections
by its power, and presenting them before him, as in
a Glass or Picture. It was not a solitary Presence.
From the hearthstone, from the chimney; from the
clock, the pipe, the kettle, and the cradle; from the
floor, the walls, the ceiling, and the stairs; from the
cart without, and the cupboard within, and the household<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_123" id="Page_123"></SPAN></span>
implements; from every thing and every place
with which she had ever been familiar, and with which
she had ever entwined one recollection of herself in
her unhappy husband's mind; Fairies came trooping
forth. Not to stand beside him as the Cricket did, but
to busy and bestir themselves. To do all honor to
Her image. To pull him by the skirts, and point to
it when it appeared. To cluster round it, and embrace
it, and strew flowers for it to tread on. To try
to crown its fair head with their tiny hands. To
show that they were fond of it and loved it; and that
there was not one ugly, wicked, or accusatory creature
to claim knowledge of it—none but their playful and
approving selves.</p>
<p>His thoughts were constant to her Image. It was
always there.</p>
<p>She sat plying her needle, before the fire, and
singing to herself. Such a blithe, thriving, steady
little Dot! The fairy figures turned upon him all at
once, by one consent, with one prodigious concentrated
stare; and seemed to say "Is this the light wife you
are mourning for!"</p>
<p>There were sounds of gaiety outside: musical instruments,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_124" id="Page_124"></SPAN></span>
and noisy tongues, and laughter. A crowd
of young merry-makers came pouring in; among
whom were May Fielding and a score of pretty girls.
Dot was the fairest of them all; as young as any of
them too. They came to summon her to join their
party. It was a dance. If ever little foot were made
for dancing, hers was, surely. But she laughed, and
shook her head, and pointed to her cookery on the
fire, and her table ready spread: with an exulting
defiance that rendered her more charming than she
was before. And so she merrily dismissed them:
nodding to her would-be partners, one by one, as they
passed out, with a comical indifference, enough to
make them go and drown themselves immediately if
they were her admirers—and they must have been so,
more or less; they couldn't help it. And yet indifference
was not her character. Oh no! For presently,
there came a certain Carrier to the door; and
bless her what a welcome she bestowed upon him!</p>
<p>Again the staring figures turned upon him all at
once, and seemed to say "Is this the wife who has
forsaken you!"</p>
<p>A shadow fell upon the mirror or the picture: call<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_125" id="Page_125"></SPAN></span>
it what you will. A great shadow of the Stranger,
as he first stood underneath their roof; covering its
surface, and blotting out all other objects. But
the nimble fairies worked like Bees to clear it off
again; and Dot again was there. Still bright and
beautiful.</p>
<p>Rocking her little Baby in its cradle; singing to
it softly; and resting her head upon a shoulder which
had its counterpart in the musing figure by which the
Fairy Cricket stood.</p>
<p>The night—I mean the real night: not going by
Fairy clocks—was wearing now; and in this stage of
the Carrier's thoughts, the moon burst out, and shone
brightly in the sky. Perhaps some calm and quiet
light had risen also, in his mind; and he could think
more soberly of what had happened.</p>
<p>Although the shadow of the Stranger fell at intervals
upon the glass—always distinct, and big, and
thoroughly defined—it never fell so darkly as at
first. Whenever it appeared, the Fairies uttered a
general cry of consternation, and plied their little arms
and legs, with inconceivable activity, to rub it out.
And whenever they got at Dot again, and showed her<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_126" id="Page_126"></SPAN></span>
to him once more, bright and beautiful, they cheered
in the most inspiring manner.</p>
<p>They never showed her, otherwise than beautiful
and bright, for they were Household Spirits to whom
Falsehood is annihilation; and being so, what Dot
was there for them, but the one active, beaming,
pleasant little creature who had been the light and
sun of the Carrier's Home!</p>
<p>The Fairies were prodigiously excited when they
showed her, with the Baby, gossiping among a knot
of sage old matrons, and affecting to be wondrous old
and matronly herself, and leaning in a staid, demure
old way upon her husband's arm, attempting—she!
such a bud of a little woman—to convey the idea of
having abjured the vanities of the world in general,
and of being the sort of person to whom it was no
novelty at all to be a mother; yet in the same breath,
they showed her, laughing at the Carrier for being
awkward, and pulling up his shirt-collar to make him
smart, and mincing merrily about that very room to
teach him how to dance!</p>
<p>They turned, and stared immensely at him when
they showed her with the Blind Girl; for though she<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_127" id="Page_127"></SPAN></span>
carried cheerfulness and animation with her, wheresoever
she went, she bore those influences into Caleb
Plummer's home, heaped up and running over. The
Blind Girl's love for her, and trust in her, and gratitude
to her; her own good busy way of setting
Bertha's thanks aside; her dexterous little arts for
filling up each moment of the visit in doing something
useful to the house, and really working hard while
feigning to make holiday; her bountiful provision of
those standing delicacies, the Veal and Ham-Pie and
the bottles of Beer; her radiant little face arriving
at the door, and taking leave; the wonderful
expression in her whole self, from her neat foot to the
crown of her head, of being a part of the establishment—a
something necessary to it, which it couldn't
be without; all this the Fairies revelled in, and loved
her for. And once again they looked upon him all
at once, appealingly; and seemed to say, while
some among them nestled in her dress and fondled
her, "Is this the Wife who has betrayed your confidence!"</p>
<p>More than once, or twice, or thrice, in the long
thoughtful night, they showed her to him sitting on<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_128" id="Page_128"></SPAN></span>
her favourite seat, with her bent head, her hands
clasped on her brow, her falling hair. As he had seen
her last. And when they found her thus, they neither
turned nor looked upon him, but gathered close round
her, and comforted and kissed her: and pressed on
one another to show sympathy and kindness to her:
and forgot him altogether.</p>
<p>Thus the night passed. The moon went down;
the stars grew pale; the cold day broke; the sun
rose. The Carrier still sat, musing, in the chimney
corner. He had sat there, with his head upon his
hands, all night. All night the faithful Cricket had
been Chirp, Chirp, Chirping on the Hearth. All
night he had listened to its voice. All night, the
household Fairies had been busy with him. All night,
she had been amiable and blameless in the Glass,
except when that one shadow fell upon it.</p>
<p>He rose up when it was broad day, and washed
and dressed himself. He couldn't go about his customary
cheerful avocations; he wanted spirit for
them; but it mattered the less, that it was Tackleton's
wedding-day, and he had arranged to make his rounds
by proxy. He had thought to have gone merrily to<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_129" id="Page_129"></SPAN></span>
church with Dot. But such plans were at an end.
It was their own wedding-day too. Ah! how little he
had looked for such a close to such a year!</p>
<p>The Carrier expected that Tackleton would pay
him an early visit; and he was right. He had not
walked to and fro before his own door, many minutes,
when he saw the Toy Merchant coming in his chaise
along the road. As the chaise drew nearer, he perceived
that Tackleton was dressed out sprucely, for
his marriage: and had decorated his horse's head
with flowers and favors.</p>
<p>The horse looked much more like a Bridegroom
than Tackleton: whose half-closed eye was more disagreeably
expressive than ever. But the Carrier took
little heed of this. His thoughts had other occupation.</p>
<p>"John Peerybingle!" said Tackleton, with an air
of condolence. "My good fellow, how do you find
yourself this morning?"</p>
<p>"I have had but a poor night, Master Tackleton,"
returned the Carrier shaking his head: "for I have
been a good deal disturbed in my mind. But it's over
now! Can you spare me half an hour or so, for some
private talk?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_130" id="Page_130"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"I came on purpose," returned Tackleton, alighting.
"Never mind the horse. He'll stand quiet
enough, with the reins over this post, if you'll give
him a mouthful of hay."</p>
<p>The Carrier having brought it from his stable and
set it before him, they turned into the house.</p>
<p>"You are not married before noon?" he said,
"I think?"</p>
<p>"No," answered Tackleton. "Plenty of time.
Plenty of time."</p>
<p>When they entered the kitchen, Tilly Slowboy was
rapping at the Stranger's door; which was only
removed from it by a few steps. One of her very red
eyes (for Tilly had been crying all night long, because
her mistress cried) was at the keyhole; and she was
knocking very loud; and seemed frightened.</p>
<p>"If you please I can't make nobody hear," said
Tilly, looking round. "I hope nobody an't gone and
been and died if you please!"</p>
<p>This philanthropic wish, Miss Slowboy <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'emphasied'">emphasised</ins>
with various new raps and kicks at the door; which
led to no result whatever.</p>
<p>"Shall I go?" said Tackleton. "It's curious."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_131" id="Page_131"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The Carrier who had turned his face from the door,
signed to him to go if he would.</p>
<p>So Tackleton went to Tilly Slowboy's relief; and
he too kicked and knocked; and he too failed to get
the least reply. But he thought of trying the handle
of the door; and as it opened easily, he peeped in,
looked in, went in; and soon came running out again.</p>
<p>"John Peerybingle," said Tackleton, in his ear.
"I hope there has been nothing—nothing rash in the
night."</p>
<p>The Carrier turned upon him quickly.</p>
<p>"Because he's gone!" said Tackleton; "and the
window's open. I don't see any marks—to be sure
it's almost on a level with the garden: but I was
afraid there might have been some—some scuffle.
Eh?"</p>
<p>He nearly shut up the expressive eye, altogether;
he looked at him so hard. And he gave his eye, and
his face, and his whole person, a sharp twist. As if
he would have screwed the truth out of him.</p>
<p>"Make yourself easy," said the Carrier. "He
went into that room last night, without harm in word
or deed from me; and no one has entered it since.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_132" id="Page_132"></SPAN></span>
He is away of his own free will. I'd go out gladly at
that door, and beg my bread from house to house,
for life, if I could so change the past that he had
never come. But he has come and gone. And I
have done with him!"</p>
<p>"Oh!—Well, I think he has got off pretty easily,"
said Tackleton, taking a chair.</p>
<p>The sneer was lost upon the Carrier, who sat down
too: and shaded his face with his hand, for some
little time, before proceeding.</p>
<p>"You showed me last night," he said at length,
"my wife; my wife that I love; secretly—"</p>
<p>"And tenderly," insinuated Tackleton.</p>
<p>"Conniving at that man's disguise, and giving him
opportunities of meeting her alone. I think there's
no sight I wouldn't have rather seen than that. I
think there's no man in the world I wouldn't have
rather had to show it me."</p>
<p>"I confess to having had my suspicions always,"
said Tackleton. "And that has made me objectionable
here, I know."</p>
<p>"But as you did show it me," pursued the Carrier,
not minding him; "and as you saw her; my wife;<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_133" id="Page_133"></SPAN></span>
my wife that I love"—his voice, and eye, and hand,
grew steadier and firmer as he repeated these words:
evidently in pursuance of a stedfast purpose—"as
you saw her at this disadvantage, it is right and just
that you should also see with my eyes, and look into
my breast, and know what my mind is, upon the subject.
For it's settled," said the Carrier, regarding
him attentively. "And nothing can shake it
now."</p>
<p>Tackleton muttered a few general words of assent,
about its being necessary to vindicate something or
other; but he was overawed by the manner of his
companion. Plain and unpolished as it was, it had a
something dignified and noble in it, which nothing
but the soul of generous Honor dwelling in the man,
could have imparted.</p>
<p>"I am a plain, rough man," pursued the Carrier,
"with very little to recommend me. I am not a clever
man, as you very well know. I am not a young man.
I loved my little Dot, because I had seen her grow up,
from a child, in her father's house; because I knew
how precious she was; because she had been my
Life, for years and years. There's many men I can't<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_134" id="Page_134"></SPAN></span>
compare with, who never could have loved my little
Dot like me, I think!"</p>
<p>He paused, and softly beat the ground a short time
with his foot, before resuming:</p>
<p>"I often thought that though I wasn't good enough
for her, I should make her a kind husband, and
perhaps know her value better than another; and in
this way I reconciled it to myself, and came to think
it might be possible that we should be married. And
in the end, it came about, and we <i>were</i> married."</p>
<p>"Hah!" said Tackleton, with a significant shake of
his head.</p>
<p>"I had studied myself; I had had experience of
myself; I knew how much I loved her, and how
happy I should be," pursued the Carrier. "But I
had not—I feel it now—sufficiently considered her."</p>
<p>"To be sure," said Tackleton. "Giddiness, frivolity,
fickleness, love of admiration! Not considered!
All left out of sight! Hah!"</p>
<p>"You had best not interrupt me," said the Carrier,
with some sternness, "till you understand me; and
you're wide of doing so. If, yesterday, I'd have
struck that man down at a blow, who dared to breathe<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_135" id="Page_135"></SPAN></span>
a word against her; to-day I'd set my foot upon his
face, if he was my brother!"</p>
<p>The Toy Merchant gazed at him in astonishment.
He went on in a softer tone:</p>
<p>"Did I consider," said the Carrier, "that I took
her; at her age, and with her beauty; from her
young companions, and the many scenes of which she
was the ornament; in which she was the brightest
little star that ever shone; to shut her up from day
to day in my dull house, and keep my tedious company?
Did I consider how little suited I was to her
sprightly humour, and how wearisome a plodding man
like me must be, to one of her quick spirit? Did I
consider that it was no merit in me, or claim in me,
that I loved her, when everybody must who knew
her? Never. I took advantage of her hopeful
nature and her cheerful disposition; and I married
her. I wish I never had! For her sake; not for
mine!"</p>
<p>The Toy Merchant gazed at him, without winking.
Even the half-shut eye was open now.</p>
<p>"Heaven bless her!" said the Carrier, "for the
cheerful constancy with which she has tried to keep<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_136" id="Page_136"></SPAN></span>
the knowledge of this from me! And Heaven help
me, that, in my slow mind, I have not found it out
before! Poor child! Poor Dot! <i>I</i> not to find it
out, who have seen her eyes fill with tears, when such
a marriage as our own was spoken of! I, who have
seen the secret trembling on her lips a hundred times,
and never suspected it, till last night! Poor girl!
That I could ever hope she would be fond of me!
That I could ever believe she was!"</p>
<p>"She made a show of it," said Tackleton. "She
made such a show of it, that to tell you the truth it
was the origin of my misgivings."</p>
<p>And here he asserted the superiority of May
Fielding, who certainly made no sort of show of being
fond of <i>him</i>.</p>
<p>"She has tried," said the poor Carrier, with
greater emotion than he had exhibited yet; "I only
now begin to know how hard she has tried; to be
my dutiful and zealous wife. How good she has
been; how much she has done; how brave and strong
a heart she has; let the happiness I have known
under this roof bear witness! It will be some help
and comfort to me, when I am here alone."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_137" id="Page_137"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Here alone?" said Tackleton. "Oh! Then
you do mean to take some notice of this?"</p>
<p>"I mean," returned the Carrier, "to do her the
greatest kindness, and make her the best reparation,
in my power. I can release her from the daily pain
of an unequal marriage, and the struggle to conceal it;
She shall be as free as I can render her."</p>
<p>"Make <i>her</i> reparation!" exclaimed Tackleton,
twisting and turning his great ears with his hands.
"There must be something wrong here. You didn't
say that, of course."</p>
<p>The Carrier set his grip upon the collar of the Toy
Merchant, and shook him like a reed.</p>
<p>"Listen to me!" he said. "And take care that
you hear me right. Listen to me. Do I speak
plainly?"</p>
<p>"Very plainly indeed," answered Tackleton.</p>
<p>"As if I meant it?"</p>
<p>"Very much as if you meant it."</p>
<p>"I sat upon that hearth, last night, all night,"
exclaimed the Carrier. "On the spot where she has
often sat beside me, with her sweet face looking into
mine. I called up her whole life, day by day; I had<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_138" id="Page_138"></SPAN></span>
her dear self, in its every passage, in review before
me. And upon my soul she is innocent, if there is
One to judge the innocent and guilty!"</p>
<p>Staunch Cricket on the Hearth! Loyal household
Fairies!</p>
<p>"Passion and distrust have left me!" said the
Carrier; "and nothing but my grief remains. In an
unhappy moment some old lover, better suited to her
tastes and years than I; forsaken, perhaps, for me,
against her will; returned. In an unhappy moment:
taken by surprise, and wanting time to think of what
she did: she made herself a party to his treachery, by
concealing it. Last night she saw him, in the interview
we witnessed. It was wrong. But otherwise
than this, she is innocent if there is Truth on earth!"</p>
<p>"If that is your opinion—" Tackleton began.</p>
<p>"So, let her go!" pursued the Carrier. "Go, with
my blessing for the many happy hours she has given
me, and my forgiveness for any pang she has caused
me. Let her go, and have the peace of mind I wish
her! She'll never hate me. She'll learn to like
me better, when I'm not a drag upon her, and she
wears the chain I have rivetted, more lightly. This<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_139" id="Page_139"></SPAN></span>
is the day on which I took her, with so little thought
for her enjoyment, from her home. To-day she shall
return to it; and I will trouble her no more. Her
father and mother will be here to-day—we had made
a little plan for keeping it together—and they shall
take her home. I can trust her, there, or anywhere.
She leaves me without blame, and she will live so I
am sure. If I should die—I may perhaps while she is
still young; I have lost some courage in a few hours—she'll
find that I remembered her, and loved her to
the last! This is the end of what you showed me.
Now, it's over!"</p>
<p>"Oh no, John, not over. Do not say it's over yet!
Not quite yet. I have heard your noble words. I
could not steal away, pretending to be ignorant of
what has affected me with such deep gratitude.
Do not say it's over, 'till the clock has struck
again!"</p>
<p>She had entered shortly after Tackleton; and had
remained there. She never looked at Tackleton, but
fixed her eyes upon her husband. But she kept away
from him, setting as wide a space as possible between
them; and though she spoke with most impassioned<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_140" id="Page_140"></SPAN></span>
earnestness, she went no nearer to him even then.
How different in this, from her old self!</p>
<p>"No hand can make the clock which will strike
again for me the hours that are gone," replied the
Carrier, with a faint smile. "But let it be so, if you
will, my dear. It will strike soon. It's of little
matter what we say. I'd try to please you in a
harder case than that."</p>
<p>"Well!" muttered Tackleton. "I must be off:
for when the clock strikes again, it'll be necessary for
me to be upon my way to church. Good morning,
John Peerybingle. I'm sorry to be deprived of the
pleasure of your company. Sorry for the loss, and
the occasion of it too!"</p>
<p>"I have spoken plainly?" said the Carrier, accompanying
him to the door.</p>
<p>"Oh quite!"</p>
<p>"And you'll remember what I have said?"</p>
<p>"Why, if you compel me to make the observation,"
said Tackleton; previously taking the precaution of
getting into his chaise; "I must say that it was so
very unexpected, that I'm far from being likely to
forget it."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_141" id="Page_141"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"The better for us both," returned the Carrier.
"Good bye. I give you joy!"</p>
<p>"I wish I could give it to <i>you</i>," said Tackleton.
"As I can't; thank'ee. Between ourselves (as I
told you before, eh?) I don't much think I shall have
the less joy in my married life, because May hasn't
been too officious about me, and too demonstrative.
Good bye! Take care of yourself."</p>
<p>The Carrier stood looking after him until he was
smaller in the distance than his horse's flowers and
favours near at hand; and then, with a deep sigh,
went strolling like a restless, broken man, among
some neighbouring elms; unwilling to return until
the clock was on the eve of striking.</p>
<p>His little wife, being left alone, sobbed piteously;
but often dried her eyes and checked herself, to say
how good he was, how excellent he was! and once or
twice she laughed; so heartily, triumphantly, and
incoherently (still crying all the time), that Tilly was
quite horrified.</p>
<p>"Ow if you please don't!" said Tilly. "It's
enough to dead and bury the Baby, so it is if
you please."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_142" id="Page_142"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Will you bring him sometimes, to see his father,
Tilly," enquired her mistress; drying her eyes;
"when I can't live here, and have gone to my old
home?"</p>
<p>"Ow if you please don't!" cried Tilly, throwing
back her head, and bursting out into a howl;
she looked at the moment uncommonly like Boxer;
"Ow if you please don't! Ow, what has everybody
gone and been and done with everybody, making
everybody else so wretched! Ow-w-w-w!"</p>
<p>The soft-hearted Slowboy trailed off at this juncture,
into such a deplorable howl: the more tremendous
from its long suppression: that she must
infallibly have awakened the Baby, and frightened
him into something serious (probably convulsions), if
her eyes had not encountered Caleb Plummer, leading
in his daughter. This spectacle restoring her to a
sense of the proprieties, she stood for some few moments
silent, with her mouth wide open: and then,
posting off to the bed on which the Baby lay asleep,
danced in a Weird, Saint Vitus manner on the
floor, and at the same time rummaged with her
face and head among the bedclothes: apparently<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_143" id="Page_143"></SPAN></span>
deriving much relief from those extraordinary operations.</p>
<p>"Mary!" said Bertha. "Not at the marriage!"</p>
<p>"I told her you would not be there Mum," whispered
Caleb. "I heard as much last night. But bless
you," said the little man, taking her tenderly by both
hands, "<i>I</i> don't care for what they say; <i>I</i> don't
believe them. There an't much of me, but that
little should be torn to pieces sooner than I'd trust a
word against you!"</p>
<p>He put his arms about her neck and hugged her,
as a child might have hugged one of his own dolls.</p>
<p>"Bertha couldn't stay at home this morning,"
said Caleb. "She was afraid, I know, to hear the
Bells ring: and couldn't trust herself to be so near
them on their wedding-day. So we started in good
time, and came here. I have been thinking of what
I have done," said Caleb, after a moment's pause; "I
have been blaming myself 'till I hardly knew what to do
or where to turn, for the distress of mind I have caused
her; and I've come to the conclusion that I'd better,
if you'll stay with me, Mum, the while, tell her the
truth. You'll stay with me the while?" he enquired,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_144" id="Page_144"></SPAN></span>
trembling from head to foot. "I don't know what
effect it may have upon her; I don't know what she'll
think of me; I don't know that she'll ever care for
her poor father afterwards. But it's best for her
that she should be undeceived; and I must bear the
consequences as I deserve!"</p>
<p>"Mary," said Bertha, "where is your hand! Ah!
Here it is; here it is!" pressing it to her lips, with
a smile, and drawing it through her arm. "I heard
them speaking softly among themselves, last night, of
some blame against you. They were wrong."</p>
<p>The Carrier's Wife was silent. Caleb answered
for her.</p>
<p>"They were wrong," he said.</p>
<p>"I knew it!" cried Bertha, proudly. "I told
them so. I scorned to hear a word! Blame <i>her</i>
with justice!" she pressed the hand between her
own, and the soft cheek against her face. "No! I
am not so Blind as that."</p>
<p>Her father went on one side of her, while Dot
remained upon the other: holding her hand.</p>
<p>"I know you all," said Bertha, "better than you
think. But none so well as her. Not even you,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_145" id="Page_145"></SPAN></span>
father. There is nothing half so real and so true
about me, as she is. If I could be restored to sight
this instant, and not a word were spoken, I could
choose her from a crowd! My Sister!"</p>
<p>"Bertha, my dear!" said Caleb, "I have something
on my mind I want to tell you, while we three
are alone. Hear me kindly! I have a confession to
make to you, my Darling."</p>
<p>"A confession, father?"</p>
<p>"I have wandered from the Truth and lost myself,
my child," said Caleb, with a pitiable expression in
his bewildered face. "I have wandered from the
Truth, intending to be kind to you; and have been
cruel."</p>
<p>She turned her wonder-stricken face towards him,
and repeated "Cruel!"</p>
<p>"He accuses himself too strongly, Bertha," said
Dot. "You'll say so, presently. You'll be the first
to tell him so."</p>
<p>"He cruel to me!" cried Bertha, with a smile of
incredulity.</p>
<p>"Not meaning it, my child," said Caleb. "But
I have been; though I never suspected it, 'till yesterday.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_146" id="Page_146"></SPAN></span>
My dear Blind Daughter, hear me and forgive
me! The world you live in, heart of mine, doesn't
exist as I have represented it. The eyes you have
trusted in, have been false to you."</p>
<p>She turned her wonder-stricken face towards
him still; but drew back, and clung closer to her
friend.</p>
<p>"Your road in life was rough, my poor one," said
Caleb, "and I meant to smooth it for you. I have
altered objects, changed the characters of people,
invented many things that never have been, to make
you happier. I have had concealments from you,
put deceptions on you, God forgive me! and surrounded
you with fancies."</p>
<p>"But living people are not fancies?" she said
hurriedly, and turning very pale, and still retiring
from him. "You can't change them."</p>
<p>"I have done so, Bertha," pleaded Caleb. "There
is one person that you know, my Dove—"</p>
<p>"Oh father! why do you say, I know?" she
answered, in a tone of keen reproach. "What and
whom do <i>I</i> know! I who have no leader! I so
miserably blind!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_147" id="Page_147"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>In the anguish of her heart, she stretched out her
hands, as if she were groping her way; then spread
them, in a manner most forlorn and sad, upon her
face.</p>
<p>"The marriage that takes place to-day," said
Caleb, "is with a stern, sordid, grinding man. A hard
master to you and me, my dear, for many years.
Ugly in his looks, and in his nature. Cold and callous
always. Unlike what I have painted him to you in
everything, my child. In everything."</p>
<p>"Oh why," cried the Blind Girl, tortured, as it
seemed, almost beyond endurance, "why did you
ever do this! Why did you ever fill my heart so
full, and then come in like Death, and tear away the
objects of my love! Oh Heaven, how blind I am!
How helpless and alone!"</p>
<p>Her afflicted father hung his head, and offered no
reply but in his penitence and sorrow.</p>
<p>She had been but a short time in this passion of
regret, when the Cricket on the Hearth, unheard by
all but her, began to chirp. Not merrily, but in a
low, faint, sorrowing way. It was so mournful, that
her tears began to flow; and when the Presence<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_148" id="Page_148"></SPAN></span>
which had been beside the Carrier all night, appeared
behind her, pointing to her father, they fell down
like rain.</p>
<p>She heard the Cricket-voice more plainly soon; and
was conscious, through her blindness, of the Presence
hovering about her father.</p>
<p>"Mary," said the Blind Girl, "tell me what my
Home is. What it truly is."</p>
<p>"It is a poor place, Bertha; very poor and bare
indeed. The house will scarcely keep out wind
and rain another winter. It is as roughly shielded
from the weather, Bertha," Dot continued in a low,
clear voice, "as your poor father in his sackcloth
coat."</p>
<p>The Blind Girl, greatly agitated, rose, and led the
Carrier's little wife aside.</p>
<p>"Those presents that I took such care of; that
came almost at my wish, and were so dearly welcome
to me," she said, trembling; "where did they come
from? Did you send them?"</p>
<p>"No."</p>
<p>"Who then?"</p>
<p>Dot saw she knew, already; and was silent. The<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_149" id="Page_149"></SPAN></span>
Blind Girl spread her hands before her face again.
But in quite another manner now.</p>
<p>"Dear Mary, a moment. One moment! More
this way. Speak softly to me. You are true, I know.
You'd not deceive me now; would you?"</p>
<p>"No, Bertha, indeed!"</p>
<p>"No, I am sure you would not. You have too
much pity for me. Mary, look across the room to
where we were just now; to where my father is—my
father, so compassionate and loving to me—and
tell me what you see."</p>
<p>"I see," said Dot, who understood her well; "an
old man sitting in a chair, and leaning sorrowfully on
the back, with his face resting on his hand. As if his
child should comfort him, Bertha."</p>
<p>"Yes, yes. She will. Go on."</p>
<p>"He is an old man, worn with care and work.
He is a spare, dejected, thoughtful, grey-haired man.
I see him now, despondent and bowed down, and
striving against nothing. But Bertha, I have seen
him many times before; and striving hard in many
ways for one great sacred object. And I honor his
grey head, and bless him!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_150" id="Page_150"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The Blind Girl broke away from her; and throwing
herself upon her knees before him, took the grey head
to her breast.</p>
<p>"It is my sight restored. It is my sight!" she
cried. "I have been blind, and now my eyes are
open. I never knew him! To think I might have
died, and never truly seen the father, who has been
so loving to me!"</p>
<p>There were no words for Caleb's emotion.</p>
<p>"There is not a gallant figure on this earth," exclaimed
the Blind Girl, holding him in her embrace,
"that I would love so dearly, and would cherish so
devotedly, as this! The greyer, and more worn, the
dearer, father! Never let them say I am blind
again. There's not a furrow in his face, there's
not a hair upon his head, that shall be forgotten in
my prayers and thanks to Heaven!"</p>
<p>Caleb managed to articulate "My Bertha!"</p>
<p>"And in my Blindness, I believed him," said the
girl, caressing him with tears of exquisite affection,
"to be so different! And having him beside me,
day by day, so mindful of me always, never dreamed
of this!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_151" id="Page_151"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"The fresh smart father in the blue coat, Bertha,"
said poor Caleb. "He's gone!"</p>
<p>"Nothing is gone," she answered. "Dearest
father, no! Everything is here—in you. The father
that I loved so well; the father that I never loved
enough, and never knew; the Benefactor whom I
first began to reverence and love, because he had such
sympathy for me; All are here in you. Nothing is
dead to me. The Soul of all that was most dear to
me is here—here, with the worn face, and the grey
head. And I am <span class="smcap">NOT</span> blind, father, any longer!"</p>
<p>Dot's whole attention had been concentrated, during
this discourse, upon the father and daughter; but
looking, now, towards the little Haymaker in the
Moorish meadow, she saw that the clock was within
a few minutes of striking; and fell, immediately, into
a nervous and excited state.</p>
<p>"Father," said Bertha, hesitating. "Mary."</p>
<p>"Yes my dear," returned Caleb. "Here she is."</p>
<p>"There is no change in <i>her</i>. You never told me
anything of <i>her</i> that was not true?"</p>
<p>"I should have done it my dear, I am afraid,"
returned Caleb, "if I could have made her better<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_152" id="Page_152"></SPAN></span>
than she was. But I must have changed her for the
worse, if I had changed her at all. Nothing could
improve her, Bertha."</p>
<p>Confident as the Blind Girl had been when she
asked the question, her delight and pride in the reply,
and her renewed embrace of Dot, were charming to
behold.</p>
<p>"More changes than you think for, may happen
though, my dear," said Dot. "Changes for the better,
I mean; changes for great joy to some of us. You
mustn't let them startle you too much, if any such
should ever happen, and affect you? Are those
wheels upon the road? You've a quick ear,
Bertha. Are they wheels?"</p>
<p>"Yes. Coming very fast."</p>
<p>"I—I—I know you have a quick ear," said Dot,
placing her hand upon her heart, and evidently talking
on, as fast as she could, to hide its palpitating
state, "because I have noticed it often, and because
you were so quick to find out that strange step last
night. Though why you should have said, as I very
well recollect you did say, Bertha, 'whose step is
that!' and why you should have taken any greater<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_153" id="Page_153"></SPAN></span>
observation of it than of any other step, I don't know.
Though as I said just now, there are great changes in
the world: great changes: and we can't do better
than prepare ourselves to be surprised at hardly
anything."</p>
<p>Caleb wondered what this meant; perceiving that
she spoke to him, no less than to his daughter. He
saw her, with astonishment, so fluttered and distressed
that she could scarcely breathe; and holding
to a chair, to save herself from falling.</p>
<p>"They are wheels indeed!" she panted, "coming
nearer! Nearer! Very close! And now you hear
them stopping at the garden gate! And now you
hear a step outside the door—the same step Bertha,
is it not!—and now!"—</p>
<p>She uttered a wild cry of uncontrollable delight;
and running up to Caleb put her hands upon his
eyes, as a young man rushed into the room, and
flinging away his hat into the air, came sweeping
down upon them.</p>
<p>"Is it over?" cried Dot.</p>
<p>"Yes!"</p>
<p>"Happily over?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_154" id="Page_154"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Yes!"</p>
<p>"Do you recollect the voice, dear Caleb? Did
you ever hear the like of it before?" cried Dot.</p>
<p>"If my boy in the Golden South Americas was
alive"—said Caleb, trembling.</p>
<p>"He is alive!" shrieked Dot, removing her hands
from his eyes, and clapping them in ecstacy; "look
at him! See where he stands before you, healthy
and strong! Your own dear son! Your own dear
living, loving brother, Bertha!"</p>
<p>All honor to the little creature for her transports!
All honor to her tears and laughter, when the three
were locked in one another's arms! All honor to the
heartiness with which she met the sunburnt Sailor-fellow,
with his dark streaming hair, half way, and
never turned her rosy little mouth aside, but suffered
him to kiss it, freely, and to press her to his bounding
heart!</p>
<p>And honor to the Cuckoo too—why not!—for
bursting out of the trap-door in the Moorish Palace
like a housebreaker, and hiccoughing twelve times on
the assembled company, as if he had got drunk for
joy!<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_155" id="Page_155"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>The Carrier, entering, started back: and well he
might: to find himself in such good company.</p>
<p>"Look, John!" said Caleb, exultingly, "look
here! My own boy from the Golden South Americas!
My own son! Him that you fitted out, and sent
away yourself; him that you were always such a
friend to!"</p>
<p>The Carrier advanced to seize him by the hand;
but recoiling, as some feature in his face awakened a
remembrance of the Deaf Man in the Cart, said:</p>
<p>"Edward! Was it you?"</p>
<p>"Now tell him all!" cried Dot. "Tell him all,
Edward; and don't spare me, for nothing shall make
me spare myself in his eyes, ever again."</p>
<p>"I was the man," said Edward.</p>
<p>"And could you steal, disguised, into the house of
your old friend?" rejoined the Carrier. "There
was a frank boy once—how many years is it, Caleb,
since we heard that he was dead, and had it proved,
we thought?—who never would have done that."</p>
<p>"There was a generous friend of mine, once:
more a father to me than a friend:" said Edward,
"who never would have judged me, or any other<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_156" id="Page_156"></SPAN></span>
man, unheard. You were he. So I am certain you
will hear me now."</p>
<p>The Carrier, with a troubled glance at Dot, who
still kept far away from him, replied, "Well! that's
but fair. I will."</p>
<p>"You must know that when I left here, a boy,"
said Edward, "I was in love: and my love was
returned. She was a very young girl, who perhaps
(you may tell me) didn't know her own mind. But
I knew mine; and I had a passion for her."</p>
<p>"You had!" exclaimed the Carrier. "You!"</p>
<p>"Indeed I had," returned the other. "And she
returned it. I have ever since believed she did; and
now I am sure she did."</p>
<p>"Heaven help me!" said the Carrier. "This is
worse than all."</p>
<p>"Constant to her," said Edward, "and returning,
full of hope, after many hardships and perils, to
redeem my part of our old contract, I heard,
twenty miles away, that she was false to me; that
she had forgotten me; and had bestowed herself
upon another and a richer man. I had no mind to
reproach her; but I wished to see her, and to prove<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_157" id="Page_157"></SPAN></span>
beyond dispute that this was true. I hoped she
might have been forced into it, against her own
desire and recollection. It would be small comfort,
but it would be some, I thought: and on I came.
That I might have the truth, the real truth; observing
freely for myself, and judging for myself,
without obstruction on the one hand, or presenting
my own influence (if I had any) before her, on the
other; I dressed myself unlike myself—you know
how; and waited on the road—you know where.
You had no suspicion of me; neither had—had she,"
pointing to Dot, "until I whispered in her ear at
that fireside, and she so nearly betrayed me."</p>
<p>"But when she knew that Edward was alive, and
had come back," sobbed Dot, now speaking for
herself, as she had burned to do, all through this
narrative; "and when she knew his purpose, she
advised him by all means to keep his secret close;
for his old friend John Peerybingle was much too
open in his nature, and too clumsy in all artifice—being
a clumsy man in general," said Dot, half
laughing and half crying—"to keep it for him. And
when she—that's me, John," sobbed the little<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_158" id="Page_158"></SPAN></span>
woman—"told him all, and how his sweetheart had
believed him to be dead; and how she had at last
been over-persuaded by her mother into a marriage
which the silly, dear old thing called advantageous;
and when she—that's me again, John—told him
they were not yet married (though close upon it),
and that it would be nothing but a sacrifice if
it went on, for there was no love on her side;
and when he went nearly mad with joy to hear it;
then she—that's me again—said she would go
between them, as she had often done before in
old times, John, and would sound his sweetheart
and be sure that what she—me again, John—said
and thought was right. And it <span class="smcap">WAS</span> right, John!
And they were brought together, John! And they
were married, John, an hour ago! And here's the
Bride! And Gruff and Tackleton may die a bachelor!
And I'm a happy little woman, May, God bless you!"</p>
<p>She was an irresistible little woman, if that be
anything to the purpose; and never so completely
irresistible as in her present transports. There never
were congratulations so endearing and delicious, as
those she lavished on herself and on the Bride.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_159" id="Page_159"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>Amid the tumult of emotions in his breast, the
honest Carrier had stood, confounded. Flying, now,
towards her, Dot stretched out her hand to stop him,
and retreated as before.</p>
<p>"No John, no! Hear all! Don't love me any
more John, 'till you've heard every word I have to
say. It was wrong to have a secret from you, John.
I'm very sorry. I didn't think it any harm, till I
came and sat down by you on the little stool last
night; but when I knew by what was written in your
face, that you had seen me walking in the gallery
with Edward; and knew what you thought; I felt
how giddy and how wrong it was. But oh, dear
John, how could you, could you, think so!"</p>
<p>Little woman, how she sobbed again! John Peerybingle
would have caught her in his arms. But no;
she wouldn't let him.</p>
<p>"Don't love me yet, please John! Not for a long
time yet! When I was sad about this intended
marriage, dear, it was because I remembered May
and Edward such young lovers; and knew that her
heart was far away from Tackleton. You believe that,
now. Don't you John?"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_160" id="Page_160"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>John was going to make another rush at this
appeal; but she stopped him again.</p>
<p>"No; keep there, please John! When I laugh
at you, as I sometimes do, John; and call you clumsy,
and a dear old goose, and names of that sort, it's
because I love you John, so well; and take such
pleasure in your ways; and wouldn't see you altered
in the least respect to have you made a King to-morrow."</p>
<p>"Hooroar!" said Caleb with unusual vigour.
"My opinion!"</p>
<p>"And when I speak of people being middle-aged,
and steady, John, and pretend that we are a humdrum
couple, going on in a jog-trot sort of way, it's
only because I'm such a silly little thing, John, that
I like, sometimes, to act a kind of Play with Baby,
and all that: and make believe."</p>
<p>She saw that he was coming; and stopped him
again. But she was very nearly too late.</p>
<p>"No, don't love me for another minute or two, if
you please John! What I want most to tell you, I
have kept to the last. My dear, good, generous
John; when we were talking the other night about<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_161" id="Page_161"></SPAN></span>
the Cricket, I had it on my lips to say, that at first I
did not love you quite so dearly as I do now; that
when I first came home here, I was half afraid I
mightn't learn to love you every bit as well as
I hoped and prayed I might—being so very young,
John. But, dear John, every day and hour, I loved
you more and more. And if I could have loved you
better than I do, the noble words I heard you say
this morning, would have made me. But I can't. All
the affection that I had (it was a great deal John)
I gave you, as you well deserve, long, long, ago, and
I have no more left to give. Now, my dear Husband,
take me to your heart again! That's my home, John;
and never, never think of sending me to any other!"</p>
<p>You never will derive so much delight from seeing
a glorious little woman in the arms of a third party,
as you would have felt if you had seen Dot run into
the Carrier's embrace. It was the most complete,
unmitigated, soul-fraught little piece of earnestness
that ever you beheld in all your days.</p>
<p>You may be sure the Carrier was in a state of
perfect rapture; and you may be sure Dot was likewise;
and you may be sure they all were, inclusive<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_162" id="Page_162"></SPAN></span>
of Miss Slowboy, who cried copiously for joy,
and, wishing to include her young charge in the
general interchange of congratulations, handed round
the Baby to everybody in succession, as if it were
something to drink.</p>
<p>But now the sound of wheels was heard again outside
the door; and somebody exclaimed that Gruff
and Tackleton was coming back. Speedily that
worthy gentleman appeared: looking warm and
flustered.</p>
<p>"Why, what the Devil's this, John Peerybingle!"
said Tackleton. "There's some mistake. I appointed
Mrs. Tackleton to meet me at the church;
and I'll swear I passed her on the road, on her way
here. Oh! here she is! I beg your pardon Sir;
I haven't the pleasure of knowing you; but if you
can do me the favour to spare this young lady, she
has rather a particular engagement this morning."</p>
<p>"But I can't spare her," returned Edward. "I
couldn't think of it."</p>
<p>"What do you mean, you vagabond?" said
Tackleton.</p>
<p>"I mean, that as I can make allowance for your<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_163" id="Page_163"></SPAN></span>
being vexed," returned the other, with a smile, "I am
as deaf to harsh discourse this morning, as I was to
all discourse last night."</p>
<p>The look that Tackleton bestowed upon him, and
the start he gave!</p>
<p>"I am sorry Sir," said Edward, holding out May's
left hand, and especially the third finger, "that the
young lady can't accompany you to church; but as
she has been there once, this morning, perhaps you'll
excuse her."</p>
<p>Tackleton looked hard at the third finger; and
took a little piece of silver-paper, apparently containing
a ring, from his waistcoat pocket.</p>
<p>"Miss Slowboy," said Tackleton. "Will you
have the kindness to throw that in the fire?
Thank'ee."</p>
<p>"It was a previous engagement: quite an old engagement:
that prevented my wife from keeping her
appointment with you, I assure you," said Edward.</p>
<p>"Mr. Tackleton will do me the justice to acknowledge
that I revealed it to him faithfully; and that
I told him, many times, I never could forget it," said
May, blushing.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_164" id="Page_164"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Oh certainly!" said Tackleton. "Oh to be
sure. Oh it's all right. It's quite correct. Mrs.
Edward Plummer, I infer?"</p>
<p>"That's the name," returned the bridegroom.</p>
<p>"Ah! I shouldn't have known you Sir," said
Tackleton: scrutinizing his face narrowly, and making
a low bow. "I give you joy Sir!"</p>
<p>"Thank'ee."</p>
<p>"Mrs. Peerybingle," said Tackleton, turning suddenly
to where she stood with her husband; "I am
sorry. You haven't done me a very great kindness,
but upon my life I am sorry. You are better than I
thought you. John Peerybingle, I am sorry. You
understand me; that's enough. It's quite correct,
ladies and gentlemen all, and perfectly satisfactory.
Good morning!"</p>
<p>With these words he carried it off, and carried
himself off too: merely stopping at the door, to take
the flowers and favors from his horse's head, and to
kick that animal once in the ribs, as a means of
informing him that there was a screw loose in his
arrangements.</p>
<p>Of course it became a serious duty now, to make<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_165" id="Page_165"></SPAN></span>
such a day of it, as should mark these events for a
high Feast and Festival in the Peerybingle Calendar
for evermore. Accordingly, Dot went to work to produce
such an entertainment, as should reflect undying
honour on the house and every one concerned; and
in a very short space of time, she was up to her dimpled
elbows in flour, and whitening the Carrier's coat,
every time he came near her, by stopping him to give
him a kiss. That good fellow washed the greens,
and peeled the turnips, and broke the plates, and
upset iron pots full of cold water on the fire, and
made himself useful in all sorts of ways: while a
couple of professional assistants, hastily called in from
somewhere in the neighbourhood, as on a point of life
or death, ran against each other in all the doorways
and round all the corners; and everybody tumbled over
Tilly Slowboy and the Baby, everywhere. Tilly never
came out in such force before. Her ubiquity was the
theme of general admiration. She was a stumbling-block
in the passage at five and twenty minutes past
two; a man-trap in the kitchen at half-past two
precisely; and a pitfall in the garret at five and
twenty minutes to three. The Baby's head was, as it<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_166" id="Page_166"></SPAN></span>
were, a test and touchstone for every description of
matter, animal, vegetable, and mineral. Nothing
was in use that day that didn't come, at some time or
other, into close acquaintance with it.</p>
<p>Then, there was a great Expedition set on foot to go
and find out Mrs. Fielding; and to be dismally penitent
to that excellent gentlewoman; and to bring her back,
by force if needful, to be happy and forgiving. And
when the Expedition first discovered her, she would
listen to no terms at all, but said, an unspeakable
number of times, that ever she should have lived
to see the day! and couldn't be got to say anything
else, except "Now carry me to the grave;" which
seemed absurd, on account of her not being dead, or
anything at all like it. After a time, she lapsed into
a state of dreadful calmness, and observed, that when
that unfortunate train of circumstances had occurred
in the Indigo Trade, she had foreseen that she would
be exposed, during her whole life, to every species of
insult and contumely; and that she was glad to find
it was the case; and begged they wouldn't trouble
themselves about her,—for what was she? oh, dear!
a nobody!—but would forget that such a being lived,<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_167" id="Page_167"></SPAN></span>
and would take their course in life without her.
From this bitterly sarcastic mood, she passed into
an angry one, in which she gave vent to the remarkable
expression that the worm would turn if trodden
on; and after that, she yielded to a soft regret,
and said, if they had only given her their confidence,
what might she not have had it in her
power to suggest! Taking advantage of this crisis
in her feelings, the Expedition embraced her; and
she very soon had her gloves on, and was on her
way to John Peerybingle's in a state of unimpeachable
gentility; with a paper parcel at her side containing
a cap of state, almost as tall, and quite as
stiff, as a Mitre.</p>
<p>Then, there were Dot's father and mother to come,
in another little chaise; and they were behind their
time; and fears were entertained; and there was
much looking out for them down the road; and Mrs.
Fielding always would look in the wrong and morally
impossible direction; and being apprised thereof,
hoped she might take the liberty of looking where
she pleased. At last they came: a chubby little
couple, jogging along in a snug and comfortable little<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_168" id="Page_168"></SPAN></span>
way that quite belonged to the Dot family: and Dot
and her mother, side by side, were wonderful to see.
They were so like each other.</p>
<p>Then, Dot's mother had to renew her acquaintance
with May's mother; and May's mother always
stood on her gentility; and Dot's mother never stood
on anything but her active little feet. And old Dot:
so to call Dot's father; I forgot it wasn't his right
name, but never mind: took liberties, and shook
hands at first sight, and seemed to think a cap but so
much starch and muslin, and didn't defer himself at
all to the Indigo trade, but said there was no help
for it now; and, in Mrs. Fielding's summing up,
was a good-natured kind of man—but coarse, my
dear.</p>
<p>I wouldn't have missed Dot, doing the honors in
her wedding-gown: my benison on her bright face!
for any money. No! nor the good Carrier, so
jovial and so ruddy, at the bottom of the table. Nor
the brown, fresh sailor-fellow, and his handsome wife.
Nor any one among them. To have missed the dinner
would have been to miss as jolly and as stout a meal
as man need eat; and to have missed the overflowing<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_169" id="Page_169"></SPAN></span>
cups in which they drank The Wedding Day, would
have been the greatest miss of all.</p>
<p>After dinner, Caleb sang the song about the
Sparkling Bowl! As I'm a living man: hoping to
keep so, for a year or two: he sang it through.</p>
<p>And, by-the-by, a most unlooked-for incident
occurred, just as he finished the last verse.</p>
<p>There was a tap at the door; and a man came
staggering in, without saying with your leave, or by
your leave, with something heavy on his head.
Setting this down in the middle of the table, symmetrically
in the centre of the nuts and apples, he said:</p>
<p>"Mr. Tackleton's compliments, and as he hasn't
got no use for the cake himself, p'raps you'll eat it."</p>
<p>And with those words, he walked off.</p>
<p>There was some surprise among the company,
as you may imagine. Mrs. Fielding, being a lady
of infinite discernment, suggested that the cake
was poisoned; and related a narrative of a
cake, which, within her knowledge, had turned a
seminary for young ladies, blue. But she was overruled
by acclamation; and the cake was cut by May,
with much ceremony and rejoicing.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_170" id="Page_170"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>I don't think any one had tasted it, when there
came another tap at the door; and the same man
appeared again, having under his arm a vast brown
paper parcel.</p>
<p>"Mr. Tackleton's compliments, and he's sent a
few toys for the Babby. They ain't ugly."</p>
<p>After the delivery of which expressions, he retired
again.</p>
<p>The whole party would have experienced great
difficulty in finding words for their astonishment, even
if they had had ample time to seek them. But they
had none at all; for the messenger had scarcely shut
the door behind him, when there came another tap,
and Tackleton himself walked in.</p>
<p>"Mrs. Peerybingle!" said the Toy Merchant,
hat in hand. "I'm sorry. I'm more sorry than
I was this morning. I have had time to think of
it. John Peerybingle! I'm sour by disposition;
but I can't help being sweetened, more or less,
by coming face to face with such a man as you.
Caleb! This unconscious little nurse gave me a
broken hint last night, of which I have found the
thread. I blush to think how easily I might have<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_171" id="Page_171"></SPAN></span>
bound you and your daughter to me; and what
a miserable idiot I was, when I took her for one!
Friends, one and all, my house is very lonely to-night.
I have not so much as a Cricket on my
Hearth. I have scared them all away. Be gracious
to me; let me join this happy party!"</p>
<p>He was at home in five minutes. You never saw
such a fellow. What <i>had</i> he been doing with himself
all his life, never to have known, before, his great
capacity of being jovial! Or what had the Fairies
been doing with him, to have effected such a change!</p>
<p>"John! you won't send me home this evening; will
you?" whispered Dot.</p>
<p>He had been very near it though!</p>
<p>There wanted but one living creature to make the
party complete; and, in the twinkling of an eye, there
he was: very thirsty with hard running, and engaged
in hopeless endeavours to squeeze his head into a
narrow pitcher. He had gone with the cart to its
journey's-end, very much disgusted with the absence
of his master, and stupendously rebellious to the
Deputy. After lingering about the stable for some
little time, vainly attempting to incite the old horse<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_172" id="Page_172"></SPAN></span>
to the mutinous act of returning on his own account,
he had walked into the tap-room and laid himself down
before the fire. But suddenly yielding to the conviction
that the Deputy was a humbug, and must be abandoned,
he had got up again, turned tail and come home.</p>
<p>There was a dance in the evening. With which
general mention of that recreation, I should have left
it alone, if I had not some reason to suppose that it
was quite an original dance, and one of a most uncommon
figure. It was formed in an odd way; in this way.</p>
<p>Edward, that sailor-fellow—a good free dashing sort
of fellow he was—had been telling them various marvels
concerning parrots, and mines, and Mexicans, and gold
dust, when all at once he took it in his head to jump
up from his seat and propose a dance; for Bertha's
harp was there, and she had such a hand upon it as
you seldom hear. Dot (sly little piece of affectation
when she chose) said her dancing days were over; <i>I</i>
think because the Carrier was smoking his pipe, and
she liked sitting by him, best. Mrs. Fielding had no
choice, of course, but to say her dancing days were
over, after that; and everybody said the same, except
May; May was ready.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_173" id="Page_173"></SPAN></span></p>
<div class="figcenter"><SPAN name="The_Dance" id="The_Dance"></SPAN> <ANTIMG src="images/i_186.png" width-obs="600" height-obs="1030" alt="So, May and Edward get up, amid great applause, to dance" title="" /></div>
<div class='unindent'>alone; and Bertha plays her liveliest tune.</div>
<p>Well! if you'll believe me, they have not been dancing<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_174" id="Page_174"></SPAN></span>
five minutes, when suddenly the Carrier flings his pipe
away, takes Dot round the waist, dashes out into the
room, and starts off with her, toe and heel, quite wonderfully.
Tackleton no sooner sees this, than he skims
across to Mrs. Fielding, takes her round the waist,
and follows suit. Old Dot no sooner sees this, than up
he is, all alive, whisks off Mrs. Dot into the middle of
the dance, and is the foremost there. Caleb no sooner
sees this, than he clutches Tilly Slowboy by both hands
and goes off at score; Miss Slowboy, firm in the belief
that diving hotly in among the other couples, and
effecting any number of concussions with them, is your
only principle of footing it.</p>
<p>Hark! how the Cricket joins the music with its
Chirp, Chirp, Chirp; and how the kettle hums!</p>
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<p>But what is this! Even as I listen to them, blithely,
and turn towards Dot, for one last glimpse of a little
figure very pleasant to me, she and the rest have
vanished into air, and I am left alone. A Cricket
sings upon the Hearth; a broken child's-toy lies upon
the ground; and nothing else remains.</p>
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