<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_VB" id="CHAPTER_VB"></SPAN>CHAPTER V.</h2>
<h3>MR. STEPHEN CORBOLD RETURNS WITH MRS. MOWBRAY AND HELEN TO WREXHILL.</h3>
<p>Mrs. Mowbray's business in London, simple and straightforward as it was,
might probably under existing circumstances have occupied many weeks,
had not a lucky thought which visited the restless couch of Mr. Stephen
Corbold been the means of bringing it to a speedy conclusion.</p>
<p>"<i>Soyez amant, et vous serez inventif</i>," is a pithy proverb, and has
held good in many an illustrious instance, but in none, perhaps, more
conspicuously than in that of Mr. Stephen Corbold's passion for Miss
Mowbray. One of the earliest proofs he gave of this, was the persuading
Mrs. Mowbray that the only way in which he could, consistently with his
other engagements, devote to her as much time as her affairs required,
would be, by passing every evening with her. And he did pass every
evening with her: and poor Helen was given to understand, in good set
terms, that if she presumed to retire before that excellent man Mr.
Stephen Corbold had finished his last tumbler of soda-water and Madeira,
not only would she incur her mother's serious displeasure, but be
confided (during their absence from Mowbray) to the spiritual
instruction of some <i>earnest</i> minister, who would teach her in what the
duty of a daughter consisted.</p>
<p>And so Helen Mowbray sat till twelve o'clock every night, listening to
the works of the saints of the nineteenth century, and exposed to the
unmitigated stare of Mr. Stephen Corbold's grey eyes.</p>
<p>The constituting himself the guide and protector of the ladies through a
series of extemporary preachings and lecturings on Sunday, was perhaps
too obvious a duty to be classed as one of love's invention: but the
ingenuity shown in persuading Mrs. Mowbray that it would be necessary
for the completion of her business that he should attend her home, most
certainly deserves this honour.</p>
<p>Though no way wanting in that quality of mind which the invidious
denominate "impudence," and the judicious "proper confidence,"—a
quality as necessary to the fitting out of Mr. Stephen Corbold as
parchment and red tape,—he nevertheless felt some slight approach to
hesitation and shame-facedness when he first hinted the expediency of
this measure. But his embarrassment was instantly relieved by Mrs.
Mowbray's cordial assurance that she rejoiced to hear such a manner of
concluding the business was possible, as she knew it would give their
"excellent minister" pleasure to see his cousin.</p>
<p>There is no Christian virtue, perhaps, to which a serious widow lady is
so often called (unless she belong to that class invited by the
"exemplary" in bevies, by way of charity, when a little teapot is set
between every two of them,)—there is no Christian virtue more
constantly inculcated on the minds of <i>rich</i> serious widows than that of
hospitality; nor is there a text that has been quoted oftener to such,
or with greater variety of accent, as admonitory, encouragingly,
beseechingly, approvingly, jeremiadingly in reproach, and
hallelujahingly in gratitude and admiration, than those three impressive
and laudatory words,—</p>
<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
<span class="i0">"GIVEN TO HOSPITALITY!"<br/></span></div>
</div>
<p>During a snug little morning visit at the Park, at which only Mrs.
Mowbray and Fanny were present, Mr. Cartwright accidentally turned to
these words; and nothing could be more touchingly eloquent than the
manner in which he dwelt upon and explained them.</p>
<p>From that hour good Mrs. Mowbray had been secretly lamenting the want of
sufficient opportunity to show how fully she understood and valued this
Christian virtue, and how willing she was to put it in practice toward
all such as her "excellent minister" should approve: it was, therefore,
positively with an out-pouring of fervent zeal that she welcomed the
prospect of a visit from <i>such a man</i> as Mr. Stephen Corbold.</p>
<p>"It is indeed a blessing and a happiness, Mr. Corbold," said she, "that
what I feared would detain me many days from my home and my family
should be converted into such a merciful dispensation as I must consider
your coming to be. When shall you be able to set out, my dear sir?"</p>
<p>"I could set out to-morrow, or, at the very latest, the day after, if I
could obtain a conveyance that I should deem perfectly safe for the
papers I have to carry."</p>
<p>Helen shuddered, for she saw his meaning lurking in the corner of his
eye as he turned towards her one of his detested glances.</p>
<p>"Perhaps," said Mrs. Mowbray, hesitatingly, and fearful that she might
be taxing his great good-nature too far,—"perhaps, upon such an urgent
occasion, you might have the great goodness Mr. Corbold, to submit to
making a third in my travelling-carriage?"</p>
<p>"My gratitude would indeed be very great for such a permission," he
replied, endeavouring to betray as little pleasure as possible. "I do
assure you, my dear lady, such precautions are far from unnecessary.
Heaven, for its own especial purposes, which are to us inscrutable,
ordains that its tender care to usward shall be shown rather by giving
us prudence and forethought to avoid contact with the wicked, than by
any removal of them from our path: wherefore I hold myself bound in
righteousness to confess that the papers concerning your affairs—even
yours, my honoured lady, might run a very fearful risk of being
abducted, and purloined, by some of the many ungodly persons with whom
no dispensation of Providence hath yet interfered to prevent their
jostling its own people when they travel, as sometimes unhappily they
must do, in stage-coaches."</p>
<p>"Ah, Mr. Corbold!" replied the widow, (mentally alluding to a
conversation which she had held with Mr. Cartwright on the separation to
be desired between the chosen and the not-chosen even in this world;
such being, as he said, a sort of type or foreshowing of that eternal
separation promised in the world to come;)—"Ah, Mr. Corbold! if I had
the power to prevent it, none of the chosen should ever again find
themselves obliged to submit to such promiscuous mixture with the
ungodly as this unsanctified mode of travelling must lead to. Had I
power and influence sufficient to carry such an undertaking into effect,
I would certainly endeavour to institute a society of Christians, who,
by liberal subscriptions among themselves, might collect a fund for
defraying the travelling expenses of those who are set apart. It must be
an abomination, Mr. Corbold, that such should be seen travelling on
earth by the same vehicles as those which convey the wretched beings who
are on their sure and certain road to eternal destruction!"</p>
<p>"Ah, dearest madam!" replied the attorney, with a profound sigh, "such
thoughts as those are buds of holiness that shall burst forth into
full-blown flowers of eternal glory round your head in heaven! But,
alas! no such society is yet formed, and the sufferings of the
righteous, for the want of it, are truly great!"</p>
<p>"I am sure they must be, Mr. Corbold," replied the kind Mrs. Mowbray in
an accent of sincere compassion; "but, at least in the present instance,
you may be spared such unseemly mixture, if you will be good enough not
to object to travelling three in the carriage. Helen is very slight, and
I trust you will not be greatly incommoded."</p>
<p>Mr. Corbold's gratitude was too great to be expressed in a sitting
attitude; he therefore rose from his chair, and pressing his extended
hands together as if invoking a blessing on the meek lady's holy head,
he uttered, "Heaven reward you, madam, for not forgetting those whom it
hath remembered!" and as he spoke, he bowed his head low, long, and
reverently. As he recovered the erect position on ordinary occasions
permitted to man, he turned a little round to give a glance of very
lover-like timidity towards Helen, who when he began his reverence to
her mother was in the room; but as he now turned his disappointed eyes
all round it, he discovered that she was there no longer.</p>
<p>After this, the business which could, as Mr. Corbold said, be
conveniently transacted in London, was quickly despatched, and the day
fixed for their return to Mowbray, exactly one week after they left it.</p>
<p>Mr. Stephen Corbold was invited to breakfast previous to the departure;
and he came accompanied by so huge a green bag, as promised a long stay
among those to whose affairs the voluminous contents related.</p>
<p>When all things in and about the carriage were ready, Mr. Stephen
Corbold presented his arm to the widow, and placed her in it. He then
turned to Helen, who on this occasion found it not so easy as at setting
off to avoid the hand extended towards her; that is to say, she could
not spring by it unheeded: but as she would greatly have preferred the
touch of any other reptile, she contrived to be very awkward, and
actually caught hold of the handle beside the carriage-door, instead of
the obsequious ungloved fingers which made her shudder as she glanced
her eyes towards them.</p>
<p>"You will sit in the middle, Helen," said Mrs. Mowbray.</p>
<p>"I wish, mamma, you would be so kind as to let me sit in the dickey,"
replied the young lady, looking up as she spoke to the very comfortable
and unoccupied seat in front of the carriage which, but for Mrs.
Mowbray's respectful religious scruples, might certainly have
accommodated Mr. Corbold and his bag perfectly well. "I should like it
so much better, mamma!"</p>
<p>"Let me sit in the middle, I entreat!" cried Mr. Corbold, entering the
carriage in haste, to prevent farther discussion. "My dear young lady,"
he continued, placing his person in the least graceful of all imaginable
attitudes,—"my dear young lady, I beseech you——"</p>
<p>"Go into the corner, Helen!" said Mrs. Mowbray hastily wishing to put so
exemplary a Christian more at his ease, and without thinking it
necessary to answer the insidious petition of her daughter, which, as
she thought, plainly pointed at the exclusion of the righteous attorney.</p>
<p>Helen ventured not to repeat it, and the carriage drove off. For the
first mile Mr. Stephen Corbold sat, or rather perched himself, at the
extremest edge of the seat, his hat between his knees, and every muscle
that ought to have been at rest in active exercise, to prevent his
falling forward on his nose; every feature, meanwhile, seeming to say,
"This is not my carriage." But by gentle degrees he slid farther and
farther backwards, till his spare person was not only in the enjoyment
of ease, but of great happiness also.</p>
<p>Helen, as her mother observed, was "very slight," and Mr. Corbold began
almost to fancy that she would at last vanish into thin air, for, as he
quietly advanced, so did she quietly retreat till she certainly did
appear to shrink into a very small compass indeed.</p>
<p>"I fear I crowd you, my dearest lady!" he said, addressing Mrs. Mowbray
at least ten times during as many miles; and every time this fear came
over him he gave her a little more room, dreadfully to the annoyance of
the slight young lady on the other side of him. Poor Helen had need to
remember that she was going home—going to Rosalind, to enable her to
endure the disgust of her position; but for several hours she did bear
it heroically. She thought of Mowbray,—of her flower-garden,—of the
beautiful Park,—of Rosalind's snug dressing-room, and the contrast of
all this to the life she had led in London. She thought too of Oakley,
and of the possibility that some of the family might, by some accident
or other, be met in some of the walks which Rosalind and she would be
sure to take. In short, with her eyes incessantly turned through the
open window towards the hedges and ditches, the fields and the flowers
by the road-side, she contrived to keep herself, body and soul, as far
as possible from the hated being who sat beside her.</p>
<p>On the journey to London, Mrs. Mowbray had not thought it necessary to
stop for dinner on the road, both she and Helen preferring to take a
sandwich in the carriage; but, from the fear of infringing any of the
duties of that hospitality which she now held in such high veneration,
she arranged matters differently, and learning, upon consulting her
footman, that an excellent house was situated about half-way between
London and Wrexhill, she not only determined on stopping there, but
directed the man to send forward a note, ordering an early dinner to be
ready for them.</p>
<p>This halt was an agreeable surprise to Mr. Stephen Corbold. It was
indeed an arrangement such as those of his peculiar sect are generally
found to approve; for it is a remarkable fact, easily ascertained by any
who will give themselves the trouble of inquiry, that the serious
Christians of the present age indulge themselves bodily, whenever the
power of doing so falls in their way, exactly in proportion to the
mortifications and privations with which they torment their spirits: so
that while a young sinner would fly from an untasted glass of claret
that he might not lose the prologue to a new play, a young saint would
sip up half-a-dozen (if he could get them) while descanting on the
grievous pains of hell which the pursuit of pleasure must for ever
bring.</p>
<p>The repast, and even the wine, did honour to the recommendation of the
careful and experienced Thomas: and Mrs. Mowbray had the sincere
satisfaction of seeing Mr. Corbold ("<i>le pauvre homme!</i>") eat half a
pound of salmon, one-third of a leg of lamb, and three-quarters of a
large pigeon-pie, with a degree of relish that proved to her that she
was "very right to stop for dinner."</p>
<p>Nothing can show gratitude for such little attentions as these so
pleasantly and so effectually as taking full advantage of them. Mr.
Corbold indeed carried this feeling so far, that even after the two
ladies had left the room, he stepped back and pretty nearly emptied the
two decanters of wine before he rejoined them.</p>
<p>The latter part of the journey produced a very disagreeable scene,
which, though it ended, as Helen thought at the time most delightfully
for her, was productive in its consequences of many a bitter heart-ache.</p>
<p>It is probable that the good cheer at D——, together with the final
libation that washed it down, conveyed more than ordinary animation to
the animal spirits of the attorney, and for some miles he discoursed
with more than his usual unction on the sins of the sinful, and the
holiness of the holy, till poor dear Mrs. Mowbray, despite her vehement
struggles to keep her eyes open, fell fast asleep.</p>
<p>No sooner was Mr. Stephen Corbold fully aware of this fact, than he
began making some very tender speeches to Helen. For some time her only
reply was expressed by thrusting her head still farther out of the side
window. But this did not avail her long. As if to intimate to her that a
person whose attention could not be obtained through the medium of the
ears must be roused from their apathy by the touch, he took her hand.</p>
<p>Upon this she turned as suddenly as if an adder had stung her, and
fixing her eyes, beaming with rage and indignation, upon him, said,</p>
<p>"If you venture, sir, to repeat this insult, I will call to the
postillions to stop, and order the footman instantly to take you out of
the carriage."</p>
<p>He returned her glance, however, rather with passion than repentance,
and audaciously putting his arm round her waist, drew her towards him,
while he whispered in her ear, "What would your dear good mamma say to
that?"</p>
<p>Had he possessed the cunning of Mephistophiles, he could not have
uttered words more calculated to unnerve her. The terrible conviction
that it was indeed possible her mother might justify, excuse, or, at any
rate, pardon the action, came upon her heart like ice, and burying her
face in her hands, she burst into tears.</p>
<p>Had Mr. Stephen Corbold been a wise man, he would have here ceased his
persecution: he saw that she was humbled to the dust by the reference he
had so skilfully made to her mother; and perhaps, had he emptied only
one decanter, he might have decided that it would be desirable to leave
her in that state of mind. But, as it was, he had the very exceeding
audacity once more to put his arm round her, and, by a sudden and most
unexpected movement, impressed a kiss upon her cheek.</p>
<p>Helen uttered a piercing scream; and Mrs. Mowbray, opening her eyes,
demanded, in a voice of alarm, "What is the matter?"</p>
<p>Mr. Corbold sat profoundly silent; but Helen answered, in great
agitation, "I can remain in the carriage no longer, mamma, unless you
turn out this man!"</p>
<p>"Oh, Helen! Helen! what can you mean by using such language?" answered
her mother. "It is pride, I know, abominable pride,—I have seen it from
the very first,—which leads you to treat this excellent man as you do.
Do you forget that he is the relation as well as the friend of our
minister? Fie upon it, Helen! you must bring down this haughty spirit to
something more approaching meek Christian humility, or you and I shall
never be able to live together."</p>
<p>It seems almost like a paradox, and yet it is perfectly true, that had
not Mrs. Mowbray from <i>the very first</i>, as she said, perceived the utter
vulgarity, in person, language, and demeanour, of the vicar's cousin,
she would have been greatly less observant and punctilious in her
civilities towards him; nor would she have been so fatally ready to
quarrel with her daughter for testifying her dislike of a man who, her
own taste told her, would be detestable, were not the holiness of his
principles such as to redeem every defect with which nature, education,
and habit had afflicted him.</p>
<p>The more Mrs. Mowbray felt disposed to shrink from an intimate
association with the serious attorney, the more strenuously did she
force her nature to endure him; and feeling, almost unconsciously
perhaps, that it was impossible Helen should not detest him, she put all
her power and authority in action, not only to prevent her showing it,
but to prevent also so very sinful and worldly-minded a sentiment from
taking hold upon her young mind.</p>
<p>Helen, however, was too much irritated at this moment to submit, as she
had been ever used to do, to the commands of her mother; and still
feeling the pressure of the serious attorney's person against her own,
she let down the front glass, and very resolutely called to the
postillions to stop.</p>
<p>The boy who rode the wheeler immediately heard and obeyed her.</p>
<p>"Tell the servant to open the door," said she with a firmness and
decision which she afterwards recalled to herself with astonishment.</p>
<p>Thomas, who, the moment the carriage stopped, had got down, obeyed the
call she now addressed to him,—opened the door, gave her his arm; and
before either Mrs. Mowbray, or the serious attorney either, had fully
recovered from their astonishment, Helen was comfortably seated on the
dickey, enjoying the cool breeze of a delicious afternoon upon her
flushed cheek.</p>
<p>The turn which was given to this transaction by Mr. Stephen Corbold
during the t�te-�-t�te conversation he enjoyed for the rest of the
journey with the young lady's mother was such as to do credit to his
acuteness; and that good lady's part in it showed plainly that the new
doctrines she had so rapidly imbibed, while pretending to purify her
heart, had most lamentably perverted her judgment.</p>
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