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<h1>GARGOYLES</h1>
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<h2><i>GARGOYLES</i></h2>
<h3><i>By</i></h3>
<h2>BEN HECHT</h2>
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<h4>BONI <span class="smcap">and</span> LIVERIGHT</h4>
<h4>Publishers New York</h4>
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<p class="center">Copyright, 1922, by</p>
<p class="center">Boni and Liveright, Inc.</p>
<p class="center">New York</p>
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<p class="center">To My Friend</p>
<p class="center">the</p>
<p class="center">Chicago Daily News</p>
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<h3>CONTENTS</h3>
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<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C1"><b>Chapter 1</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C2"><b>Chapter 2</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C3"><b>Chapter 3</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C4"><b>Chapter 4</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C5"><b>Chapter 5</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C6"><b>Chapter 6</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C7"><b>Chapter 7</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C8"><b>Chapter 8</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C9"><b>Chapter 9</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C10"><b>Chapter 10</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C11"><b>Chapter 11</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C12"><b>Chapter 12</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C13"><b>Chapter 13</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C14"><b>Chapter 14</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C15"><b>Chapter 15</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C16"><b>Chapter 16</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C17"><b>Chapter 17</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C18"><b>Chapter 18</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C19"><b>Chapter 19</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C20"><b>Chapter 20</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C21"><b>Chapter 21</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C22"><b>Chapter 22</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C23"><b>Chapter 23</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C24"><b>Chapter 24</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C25"><b>Chapter 25</b></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><SPAN href="#C26"><b>Chapter 26</b></SPAN></td></tr>
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<h2><SPAN name="C1" id="C1"></SPAN>1</h2>
<p>The calendars said—1900. It was growing warm. George Cornelius Basine
emerged from Madam Minnie's house of ill fame at five o'clock on a
Sabbath May morning. He was twenty-five years old, neatly dressed, a bit
unshaven and whistling valiantly, "Won't you come home, Bill Bailey,
won't you come home?"</p>
<p>Considering the high estate which was to be his, as the estimable
Senator Basine, the introduction savors of malice. But, it must be
remembered, this was twenty-two years ago, and moreover, in a day before
the forces of decency had triumphed. The soul of man was still
unregenerate. Prostitutes, saloons, hell-holes still flourished
unchallenged in the city's heart. And Basine even at twenty-five was not
one of those aggravating anomalies who pride themselves upon being ahead
of their time; or behind their time. Basine was of his time.</p>
<p>And on this day which witnessed him whistling on the doorstep of Madam
Minnie's, the Devil was still a gentlemen, albeit a gentleman in bad
standing. But, being a gentleman, he was tolerated. Tradition, in a
manner, still clothed him in the guise of a Rabelaisian clown, high born
but fallen. He walked abroad in his true character, flaunting his red
tights, his cloven hoof, his spiked tail and his mysterious horns. A
Mid-Victorian Devil innocent of further disguise, his face still
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_8" id="Page_8"></SPAN></span>undisfigured by the Kaiser's mustachio or the Bolshevist's whiskers. A
naive, unctuous lout of a Devil with straightforward Tempter's
proclivities. An antagonist not for Dr. Wilsons and M. Clemenceaus and
the Societies for the Spread of True Americanization, but an
unpolitical, highly orthodox, leering, pitchfork-brandishing <i>vis â vis</i>
for simple men of God. In short, the Devil was still a Devil and not a
Complex.</p>
<p>It was growing warm and the calendars said—a new century ... a new
century. And the great men of the day pointed with stern, pregnant
fingers at the calendars and proclaimed—a new century ... a new
century.</p>
<p>Beautiful phrase. The soul of man, in its struggle toward God knows
what, paused elatedly to contemplate the new milestone. Elated as all
youth is elated for no other reason than that there is a tomorrow, a
tomorrow of unknown and multiple milestones. Elated with the knowledge
of progress—that sage and flattering word by which the soul of man
explains the baffling phenomenon of its survival.</p>
<p>The great men of the day stood staring through half-closed eyes at the
calendars. To anticipate by a single day! But the future no less than
the past remains a current mystery. And the great men—the
prophets—confined themselves with stentorian caution to the prophecy—a
new century has dawned.</p>
<p>Basine, whistling and waiting for his companion to emerge on Madam
Minnie's doorstep, regarded the scene about him with the hardened moral
indifference of youth. It was growing warm. The May sun was striding, an
incongruous, provincial virgin, through a litter of blowzy streets.
<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9"></SPAN></span>Under its mocking light the rows of bawdy-houses and saloons suffered
an architectural collapse. Walls, windows, roofs and chimneys leered
tiredly at each other. The district seemed indeed an illustration for a
parable of Vice and Virtue drawn by the venomously partial pen of some
unusually half-witted cleric—dirty-faced brothels, tousled café signs,
bleery sidewalks, toothless storefronts all cowering before the rebuke
of God's sun.</p>
<p>A few mysterious solitaries lent a vague life to the scene. The figure
of a drunk, unchastened, zigzagging humorously down the pavement like
some nocturnal clown prowling after a vanished Bacchanal. A hastily
dressed prostitute carrying her night's earnings as an offering to early
devotion. A few unseasoned revellers overcome with a nostalgia for clean
bathrooms and Sunday morning waffles at the family board, sleepily
fleeing the scenes of their carouse.</p>
<p>All this formed no part of the preoccupations of the whistling one. He
was waiting for his companion and for the fifteenth time the tune of
"Bill Bailey" came softly from his lips. The companion appeared, a
crestfallen young man of twenty-three, Hugh Keegan by name. An idiotic
wistfulness marked the blond vacuity of his face. They said nothing and
walked to the street car track.</p>
<p>Here they must wait. There was no car in sight. Basine employed the
wait, jumping out from the curbing and peering with a great show of
interest down the deserted tracks. The night's dissipation had left him
perversely elate. His vanity demanded that he confound the scenes of his
recent moral collapse<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10"></SPAN></span> by exhibitions of undiminished vigor of body and
gayety of mind. So he capered back and forth between the curb and the
deserted tracks, ostentatiously unbuttoning his coat to the chill of the
dawn and addressing brisk, cheerful sallies to his penitent friend.</p>
<p>It was this way with Basine. He had spent the night in sin. Now he must
act as if he had not spent the night in sin. It was a matter of
deceiving his conscience, and Basine's conscience did not live in
Basine. It was, to the contrary, a mysterious external force, something
quite outside him.</p>
<p>He eyed the virtuous hallelujahs of the sunrise with a somewhat
over-emphasized aplomb. Dimly he felt that a God was articulating in
dawns and sunbeams. As long as he had continued his whistling, these
facts had remained concealed. But now he had grown tired of "Bill
Bailey" and at once God, peering out of his beautiful rosy heaven was
saying, "Shame on you." Everything seemed to be waiting to repeat this
banal reproof.</p>
<p>This was the conscience of George Basine—a reproof that came from
without. He felt an inclination to defiance before this reproof.... He
was young and given to evil. This was only natural, considering the time
in which he lived and the biological impulses of youth.</p>
<p>But to do evil was one thing. To defend it after it was done was
another. Thus Basine, having sinned lustily through the night, avoided
the more unspeakable sin of defending his action. The reproof arrived,
he faced it with candor and intelligence, prepared to admit that he had
done wrong.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>He did not want God mumbling around inside him as was the case with his
friend Keegan. God mumbled around inside of Keegan and made him feel
like the devil. But Basine—there was no occasion for God to argue His
point. He, Basine, surrendered gracefully and forthwith. That was the
way to handle situations of the soul.</p>
<p>To Basine, situations of the soul were a species of external discomforts
he identified as God. They were the regulations and taboos of a
civilization to which he was prepared at all times to submit, providing
such submission did not compromise him. One got rid of taboos by looking
them squarely in the eye and simulating respect or remorse. Taboos were
good manners. One had to be polite to good manners. Basine laughed, not
defiantly. He had already made his apologies to the dawn. The dawn was
God's good manners. It entered the world as precisely and as perfectly
as the saintly wife of a great financier might enter her grandmother's
drawing room.</p>
<p>Waiting beside the car track, Basine was already a reformed and forgiven
man. The sun was like a huge Salvation Army marching through the
highways of Evil, beating great drums and singing, "Are you washed, are
you washed in the Blood of the Lamb?" He was glad of it. He was glad to
be once more a part of a virtuous world, a citizen of an ideal republic
given to the great causes of progress.</p>
<p>This adjustment completed, memories of the night came to him as they
waited for the car. These memories failed, naturally, to conflict with
his character as a citizen of virtue. For they were memories which he
was prepared at any moment to repudiate and denounce.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12"></SPAN></span> Thus prepared he
could of course enjoy them.</p>
<p>The memories brought an elation, the elation which usually fills the
healthy male of twenty-five upon discovering or rediscovering that the
Devil is as alluring as he is painted and that the wages of sin are
neither death nor disillusion. He had enjoyed himself. Sin was wrong.
But if one knew it was wrong one could go ahead and enjoy it. The great
thing was to know it was wrong, to admit it frankly and share in the
general indignation of it and not to go around like a vicious-minded
freak defending it, like some people he knew were in the habit of doing.</p>
<p>Thus on this May morning Basine was able to grasp the enormity of his
offense and to apologize whole-heartedly for its commission and
simultaneously to enjoy the memory of it. He had come away from Madam
Minnie's with an egoistic impression of his prowess and with the
self-satisfaction which comes of the knowledge of having cheated the
devil out of his due by his careful method. He remembered with a warmth
in his throat as if he were recalling something beautiful how the
creature had looked at the first moment she stood before him.</p>
<p>He had spent the earlier part of the night getting creditably drunk.
Lured into a brothel by a woman with a hard, childish face, he had
devoted himself for several hours to the despicable business of sin. The
sordid make-believe of passion had pleased him vastly. He had managed in
fact to achieve an observation on life. As the night waned he had grown
philosophical and thought, how with good women one began with personal
talk, with an exchange of confidences.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_13" id="Page_13"></SPAN></span> One began with emotions, with
gentle lacerations, wistfulness, sadness. And one progressed from these
toward the intimacy of physical contact. But with bad women one began
with the intimacy of physical contact. Only the abrupt matter-of-fact
tone of the thing robbed the contact of all intimacy. And one progressed
from this contact toward a wistfulness, a gentle shyness and finally an
exchange of confidences and personal talk. This last contained in it the
thrill of intimacy. A good woman surrendered her body and inspired
thereby a sense of possession. A bad woman surrendered the secret of her
birthplace and of her real name and inspired a similar sense. There was
also obvious the fact that the same sense of dramatic coquetry,
idealism, modesty or whatever it was that induced the good woman to
withhold her body induced the bad woman to withhold her confidence.</p>
<p>Under the influence of this knowledge, Basine had pursued the usual
tactics of the predatory male and, as a fillip to the unimaginative
excitements of the night, obtained from his accomplice in sin the story
of her life.</p>
<p>"The mystery of a bad woman is that she was once virtuous," he thought
as he fell asleep. "Just as the mystery of a virtuous woman is that she
could be bad."</p>
<p>An hour later he awoke and with a thrill of quixotic honesty placed five
dollars in the moist hand of the sleeping houri, gathered his friend
Keegan out of an adjoining room and emerged once more into the world
with a clear head, a body full of elated memories and a laudable
conviction that he had done wrong, but that what happened yesterday was
not a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_14" id="Page_14"></SPAN></span> part of today and that a man can grant himself absolution from
sin as easily as he can lay aside virtue.</p>
<p>As for Keegan, he stared with mild eyes at the dawn, at the beggarly
alleys and the negro porter dreamily sweeping cigar stubs out of a
lopsided doorway. He listened patiently to his friend's enthusiasms. To
Keegan there was something inexplicable about Basine's morning-after
pose. Keegan had not found a place for God. Platitudes were not a
background against which he might posture to his convenience. Instead
they were terrible intimates. They operated his thought for him.</p>
<p>After committing a sin one should be repentent. The commission of sin
was, of course, an outrage. But somehow the platitudes did not quite
reach into the bedroom of evil. They remained hovering outside the door
marking time, as it were, and whispering through the keyhole, "just wait
... just wait...."</p>
<p>And as soon as he had emerged from the room, in fact even before that,
they had taken possession of him again. They demanded now repentance,
thorough repentance which included thorough repudiation of all joyous
memories, all pleasurable moments. And Keegan, surrendering himself as a
matter of necessity to their demands presented the exterior of a
sorrowing victim to the dawn. He offered a nod or a surprised stare as
punctuation for his friend's discourse, chewing the while on an
unsuccessfully lighted cigar which tasted sour.</p>
<p>"There was something different about her from the usual girl of that
kind," Basine was explaining. "Wouldn't talk for a while but finally got
confidential and began to cry a bit."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_15" id="Page_15"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>This was a lie, reflecting credit, however, on the youth's dramatic
sense and vanity. The knowledge that the creature under discussion had
been actually no different from the six other ladies of her profession
with whom he had experienced moral collapses since leaving the
university in no way interfered with his opinion of the recent episode.</p>
<p>It was his opinion that things he touched were somehow different from
things other young men dallied with; that events which befell him were
of a certain mysterious fiber lacking in the events which befell others.
Thus he was reduced to the necessity of continual lying in order to
vindicate this conviction, more powerful than reality. Lying to himself
as much as to anyone else. By his lies Basine accomplished the dual
purpose of adjusting inferior incidents to the superiority of his nature
and of impressing this superiority upon his friends. A way of rewriting
life so as to fit himself with the heroic part, as yet denied him in the
manuscript and which he sincerely felt was his due.</p>
<p>"Yes, she cried a bit. They usually do, you know."</p>
<p>Keegan was innocent of this phenomenon, but nodded. He felt mysteriously
saddened by the fact that they never wept for him. Life denied him many
things. The creature he had spent the night with had treated him
somewhat brutally. She had laughed several times. He sought, however, to
make up for the indifference with which he felt himself treated by
heightening his contempt for her as a sinner. This necessitated an
increase of his contempt for himself as having been a partner in evil.
But that was a spiritual gesture made bearable by the wave of remorse<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_16" id="Page_16"></SPAN></span>
it aroused and by the knowledge that remorse was a laudable emotion.
Nevertheless, despite the remorse and the rehabilitation it offered his
vanity, he continued to feel—life denied him many things.</p>
<p>Basine continued, "You could take a girl like that and make something of
her. Give her a month." By which he meant give George Cornelius Basine a
month and see the miracle he would work.</p>
<p>Keegan sighed. He admired George, and his admiration of others always
depressed him. He was intelligent enough to know that he admired things
he lacked. And yet, he assured himself, he would despise the things in
himself that he admired in others. Therefore, it was very probable that
he despised them in others, or would at some later day, unless he
managed to conceal the fact or lose track of it in the confusion of
platitudes which served him for a brain. He looked enviously at his
friend, before whom hardened trollops dissolved in tears.</p>
<p>"She's only been in the game a little while, you know, Hugh. A convent
girl, too. She told me her story. How she got started, you know. A love
affair with a Spaniard. A highly connected fellow."</p>
<p>Basine prattled on, improvising a melodrama of virtue led astray,
editing the vaguely worded generalities of the creature he had left
asleep. Eventually he tired of the game and announced abruptly.</p>
<p>"Not a car in sight. What do you say we walk, Hugh?"</p>
<p>The idea of walking four miles home after a wild night engaged his
vanity. Things by which he proved the dubious superiority of his body
pleased him.</p>
<p>"I think I'll run along," said Keegan.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_17" id="Page_17"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Nothing doing, Hughie. You come with me. We'll have breakfast at my
house."</p>
<p>Keegan frowned. There were two sisters and a mother in Basine's home.</p>
<p>"I can't."</p>
<p>"Why not?"</p>
<p>"Oh, because."</p>
<p>Basine persisted, gently malicious. It amused him to inconvenience his
friend's scruples. It also gave him a feeling of moral supremacy. Keegan
was ashamed to go to his home with him. He pitied him for this and yet
enjoyed the fact. It was because Keegan didn't feel sure of himself, of
his being a man of virtue. And he, Basine, did. There was no question
about it in his mind.</p>
<p>"Ashamed?" he asked with a smile.</p>
<p>"No," Keegan grunted.</p>
<p>"Well, you haven't done anything worse than me," by which he meant "We
do things differently and I am above things that knock you out."</p>
<p>Keegan stared at his friend furtively. There were things inexplicable in
George Basine. He must admire them. There was nothing inexplicable in
himself.</p>
<p>He hesitated about going, however. A combination of platitudes was
involved. He felt the necessity of repentance. And then he felt the
necessity of hiding his shame. And finally platitude cautioned him
indignantly against affronting three good women—a mother and two
daughters—with the presence of one lately come from the flesh pots of
Satan. This was a superior platitude because it came also under the
index of good manners.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_18" id="Page_18"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>But Basine, taking him by the elbow, swept him along, platitudes and
all. An inexplicable Basine whom he admired, envied, despised, and who
was his best friend and his model. They walked together, Basine briskly
to hide the sudden heaviness of his legs; Keegan yielding to the less
pronounced physical drain he had undergone and falling into a weary,
protesting gait.</p>
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