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<p class='fs16 mt20 mb10'>THE BOY SCOUT</p>
<p class='fs14 mb60'>AND OTHER STORIES FOR BOYS</p>
<p>BY</p>
<p class='fs12 mb60'>RICHARD HARDING DAVIS</p>
<p class='fs08 mb60'>ILLUSTRATED</p>
<p>NEW YORK</p>
<p>CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS</p>
<p class='mb20'>1917</p>
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<p class='fs08'>C<span class='fss'>OPYRIGHT</span>, 1891, 1903, 1912, 1914, 1917, BY<br/>
CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS</p>
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<p class='tac tiz fs12 mb20'>PUBLISHER’S NOTE</p>
<p>R<span class='fss'>ICHARD</span> H<span class='fss'>ARDING</span> D<span class='fss'>AVIS</span>, as a friend and fellow author has written of him, was
“youth incarnate,” and there is probably nothing that he wrote of
which a boy would not some day come to feel the appeal. But there are certain of
his stories that go with especial directness to a boy’s heart and
sympathies and make for him quite unforgettable literature. A few of these were
made some years ago into a volume, “Stories for Boys,” and found a
large and enthusiastic special public in addition to Davis’s general
readers; and the present collection from stories more recently published is
issued with the same motive. This book takes its title from “The Boy
Scout,” the first of its tales; and it includes “The Boy Who Cried Wolf,”
“Blood Will Tell,” the immortal “Gallegher,” and
“The Bar Sinister,” Davis’s famous dog story. It is a fresh
volume added to what Augustus Thomas calls “safe stuff to give to a young
fellow who likes to take off his hat and dilate his nostrils and feel the wind
in his face.”</p>
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<tr><td colspan='2' class='tac tiz'><span class='fs12'>CONTENTS</span></td></tr>
<tr><td><span class='fs08'> </span></td><td></td></tr>
<tr><td></td><td><span class='fss'>PAGE</span></td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#link_1'>The Boy Scout</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>3</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#link_2'>The Boy Who Cried Wolf</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>42</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#link_3'>Gallegher</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>82</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#link_4'>Blood Will Tell</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>158</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#link_5'>The Bar Sinister</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>212</td></tr>
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<tr><td colspan='2' class='tac tiz'><span class='fs12'>ILLUSTRATIONS</span></td></tr>
<tr><td><span class='fs08'> </span></td><td></td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#img001'>“But how,” he demanded, “how do I get ashore?”</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'><i>Frontispiece</i></td></tr>
<tr><td></td><td><span class='fss'>FACING PAGE</span></td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#img002'>Jimmie dropped the valise, forced his cramped fingers into straight lines, and saluted</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>8</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#img003'>“For God’s sake,” Hade begged, “let me go”</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>128</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#img004'>“Why, it’s Gallegher,” said the night editor</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>156</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#img005'>In front of David’s nose he shook a fist as large as a catcher’s glove</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>184</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#img006'>She dug the shapeless hat into David’s shoulder</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>210</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#img007'>“He’s a coward! I’ve done with him”</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>230</td></tr>
<tr><td class='tcol2'><SPAN href='#img008'>For a long time he kneels in the sawdust</SPAN></td><td class='tcol3'>282</td></tr>
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<h1>THE BOY SCOUT AND OTHER STORIES FOR BOYS</h1>
<p class='tac tiz fs18'>THE BOY SCOUT<br/><span class='fss'>AND OTHER STORIES FOR BOYS</span></p>
<hr class='pb' /> <h2><SPAN name='link_1'></SPAN>THE BOY SCOUT</h2>
<p>A Rule of the Boy Scouts is every day to do some one a good turn.
Not because the copy-books tell you it deserves another, but in spite
of that pleasing possibility. If you are a true Scout, until you have
performed your act of kindness your day is dark. You are as unhappy as
is the grown-up who has begun his day without shaving or reading the
New York <i>Sun</i>. But as soon as you have proved yourself you may,
with a clear conscience, look the world in the face and untie the knot
in your kerchief.</p>
<p>Jimmie Reeder untied the accusing knot in his scarf at just ten
minutes past eight on a hot August morning after he had given one dime
to his sister Sadie. With that she could either witness the first-run
films at the Palace, or by dividing her fortune patronize two of the
nickel shows on Lenox Avenue. The choice Jimmie left to her. He was
setting out for the annual encampment of the Boy Scouts at
Hunter’s Island, and in the excitement of that adventure even the
movies ceased to thrill. But Sadie also could be unselfish. With a
heroism of a camp-fire maiden she made a gesture which might have been
interpreted to mean she was returning the money.</p>
<p>“I can’t, Jimmie!” she gasped. “I
can’t take it off you. You saved it, and you ought to get the fun
of it.”</p>
<p>“I haven’t saved it yet,” said Jimmie.
“I’m going to cut it out of the railroad fare. I’m
going to get off at City Island instead of at Pelham Manor and walk the
difference. That’s ten cents cheaper.”</p>
<p>Sadie exclaimed with admiration:</p>
<p>“An’ you carryin’ that heavy grip!”</p>
<p>“Aw, that’s nothin’,” said the man of the
family.</p>
<p>“Good-by, mother. So long, Sadie.”</p>
<p>To ward off further expressions of gratitude he hurriedly advised
Sadie to take in “The Curse of Cain” rather than “The
Mohawks’ Last Stand,” and fled down the front steps.</p>
<p>He wore his khaki uniform. On his shoulders was his knapsack, from
his hands swung his suitcase and between his heavy stockings and his
“shorts” his kneecaps, unkissed by the sun, as yet
unscathed by blackberry vines, showed as white and fragile as the
wrists of a girl. As he moved toward the “L” station at the
corner, Sadie and his mother waved to him; in the street, boys too
small to be Scouts hailed him enviously; even the policeman glancing
over the newspapers on the news-stand nodded approval.</p>
<p>“You a Scout, Jimmie?” he asked.</p>
<p>“No,” retorted Jimmie, for was not he also in uniform?
“I’m Santa Claus out filling Christmas
stockings.”</p>
<p>The patrolman also possessed a ready wit.</p>
<p>“Then get yourself a pair,” he advised. “If a dog
was to see your legs―”</p>
<p>Jimmie escaped the insult by fleeing up the steps of the
Elevated.</p>
<p>An hour later, with his valise in one hand and staff in the other,
he was tramping up the Boston Post Road and breathing heavily. The day
was cruelly hot. Before his eyes, over an interminable stretch of
asphalt, the heat waves danced and flickered. Already the knapsack on
his shoulders pressed upon him like an Old Man of the Sea; the linen in
the valise had turned to pig iron, his pipe-stem legs were wabbling,
his eyes smarted with salt sweat, and the fingers supporting the valise
belonged to some other boy, and were giving that boy much pain. But as
the motor-cars flashed past with raucous warnings, or, that those who
rode might better see the boy with bare knees, passed at “half
speed,” Jimmie stiffened his shoulders and stepped jauntily
forward. Even when the joy-riders mocked with “Oh, you
Scout!” he smiled at them. He was willing to admit to those who
rode that the laugh was on the one who walked. And he
regretted–oh, so bitterly–having left the train. He was
indignant that for his “one good turn a day” he had not
selected one less strenuous. That, for instance, he had not assisted a
frightened old lady through the traffic. To refuse the dime she might
have offered, as all true Scouts refuse all tips, would have been
easier than to earn it by walking five miles, with the sun at
ninety-nine degrees, and carrying excess baggage. Twenty times James
shifted the valise to the other hand, twenty times he let it drop and
sat upon it.</p>
<p>And then, as again he took up his burden, the Good Samaritan drew
near. He drew near in a low gray racing-car at the rate of forty miles
an hour, and within a hundred feet of Jimmie suddenly stopped and
backed toward him. The Good Samaritan was a young man with white hair.
He wore a suit of blue, a golf cap; the hands that held the wheel were
disguised in large yellow gloves. He brought the car to a halt and
surveyed the dripping figure in the road with tired and uncurious
eyes.</p>
<p>“You a Boy Scout?” he asked.</p>
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<p>With alacrity for the twenty-first time Jimmie dropped the valise,
forced his cramped fingers into straight lines, and saluted.</p>
<p>The young man in the car nodded toward the seat beside him.</p>
<p>“Get in,” he commanded.</p>
<p>When James sat panting happily at his elbow the old young man, to
Jimmie’s disappointment, did not continue to shatter the speed
limit. Instead, he seemed inclined for conversation, and the car,
growling indignantly, crawled.</p>
<p>“I never saw a Boy Scout before,” announced the old
young man. “Tell me about it. First, tell me what you do when
you’re not scouting.”</p>
<p>Jimmie explained volubly. When not in uniform he was an office-boy
and from pedlers and beggars guarded the gates of Carroll and Hastings,
stock-brokers. He spoke the names of his employers with awe. It was a
firm distinguished, conservative, and long-established. The
white-haired young man seemed to nod in assent.</p>
<p>“Do you know them?” demanded Jimmie suspiciously.
“Are you a customer of ours?”</p>
<p>“I know them,” said the young man. “They are
customers of mine.”</p>
<p>Jimmie wondered in what way Carroll and Hastings were customers of
the white-haired young man. Judging him by his outer garments, Jimmie
guessed he was a Fifth Avenue tailor; he might be even a haberdasher.
Jimmie continued. He lived, he explained, with his mother at One
Hundred and Forty-sixth Street; Sadie, his sister, attended the public
school; he helped support them both, and he now was about to enjoy a
well-earned vacation camping out on Hunter’s Island, where he
would cook his own meals and, if the mosquitoes permitted, sleep in a
tent.</p>
<p>“And you like that?” demanded the young man. “You
call that fun?”</p>
<p>“Sure!” protested Jimmie. “Don’t <i>you</i>
go camping out?”</p>
<p>“I go camping out,” said the Good Samaritan,
“whenever I leave New York.”</p>
<p>Jimmie had not for three years lived in Wall Street not to
understand that the young man spoke in metaphor.</p>
<p>“You don’t look,” objected the young man
critically, “as though you were built for the strenuous
life.”</p>
<p>Jimmie glanced guiltily at his white knees.</p>
<p>“You ought ter see me two weeks from now,” he protested.
“I get all sunburnt and hard–hard as anything!”</p>
<p>The young man was incredulous.</p>
<p>“You were near getting sunstroke when I picked you up,”
he laughed. “If you’re going to Hunter’s Island why
didn’t you take the Third Avenue to Pelham Manor?”</p>
<p>“That’s right!” assented Jimmie eagerly.
“But I wanted to save the ten cents so’s to send Sadie to
the movies. So I walked.”</p>
<p>The young man looked his embarrassment.</p>
<p>“I beg your pardon,” he murmured.</p>
<p>But Jimmie did not hear him. From the back of the car he was
dragging excitedly at the hated suitcase.</p>
<p>“Stop!” he commanded. “I got ter get out. I got
ter <i>walk</i>.”</p>
<p>The young man showed his surprise.</p>
<p>“Walk!” he exclaimed. “What is it–a
bet?”</p>
<p>Jimmie dropped the valise and followed it into the roadway. It took
some time to explain to the young man. First, he had to be told about
the scout law and the one good turn a day, and that it must involve
some personal sacrifice. And, as Jimmie pointed out, changing from a
slow suburban train to a racing-car could not be listed as a sacrifice.
He had not earned the money, Jimmie argued; he had only avoided paying
it to the railroad. If he did not walk he would be obtaining the
gratitude of Sadie by a falsehood. Therefore, he must walk.</p>
<p>“Not at all,” protested the young man.
“You’ve got it wrong. What good will it do your sister to
have you sunstruck? I think you <i>are</i> sunstruck. You’re
crazy with the heat. You get in here, and we’ll talk it over as
we go along.”</p>
<p>Hastily Jimmie backed away. “I’d rather walk,” he
said.</p>
<p>The young man shifted his legs irritably.</p>
<p>“Then how’ll this suit you?” he called.
“We’ll declare that first ‘one good turn’ a failure
and start afresh. Do me a good turn.”</p>
<p>Jimmie halted in his tracks and looked back suspiciously.</p>
<p>“I’m going to Hunter’s Island Inn,” called
the young man, “and I’ve lost my way. You get in here and
guide me. That’ll be doing me a good turn.”</p>
<p>On either side of the road, blotting out the landscape, giant hands
picked out in electric-light bulbs pointed the way to Hunter’s
Island Inn. Jimmie grinned and nodded toward them.</p>
<p>“Much obliged,” he called, “I got ter walk.”
Turning his back upon temptation, he wabbled forward into the
flickering heat waves.</p>
<p>The young man did not attempt to pursue. At the side of the road,
under the shade of a giant elm, he had brought the car to a halt and
with his arms crossed upon the wheel sat motionless, following with
frowning eyes the retreating figure of Jimmie. But the narrow-chested
and knock-kneed boy staggering over the sun-baked asphalt no longer
concerned him. It was not Jimmie, but the code preached by Jimmie, and
not only preached but before his eyes put into practice, that
interested him. The young man with white hair had been running away
from temptation. At forty miles an hour he had been running away from
the temptation to do a fellow mortal “a good turn.” That
morning, to the appeal of a drowning C�sar to “Help me, Cassius,
or I sink,” he had answered, “Sink!” That answer he
had no wish to reconsider. That he might not reconsider he had sought
to escape. It was his experience that a sixty-horse-power
racing-machine is a jealous mistress. For retrospective, sentimental,
or philanthropic thoughts she grants no leave of absence. But he had
not escaped. Jimmie had halted him, tripped him by the heels and set
him again to thinking. Within the half-hour that followed those who
rolled past saw at the side of the road a car with her engine running,
and leaning upon the wheel, as unconscious of his surroundings as
though he sat at his own fireplace, a young man who frowned and stared
at nothing. The half-hour passed and the young man swung his car back
toward the city. But at the first roadhouse that showed a
blue-and-white telephone sign he left it, and into the iron box at the
end of the bar dropped a nickel. He wished to communicate with Mr.
Carroll, of Carroll and Hastings; and when he learned Mr. Carroll had
just issued orders that he must not be disturbed, the young man gave
his name.</p>
<p>The effect upon the barkeeper was instantaneous. With the aggrieved
air of one who feels he is the victim of a jest he laughed scornfully.
“What are you putting over?” he demanded.</p>
<p>The young man smiled reassuringly. He had begun to speak and, though
apparently engaged with the beer-glass he was polishing, the barkeeper
listened.</p>
<p>Down in Wall Street the senior member of Carroll and Hastings also
listened. He was alone in the most private of all his private offices,
and when interrupted had been engaged in what, of all undertakings, is
the most momentous. On the desk before him lay letters to his lawyer,
to the coroner, to his wife; and hidden by a mass of papers, but within
reach of his hand, an automatic pistol. The promise it offered of swift
release had made the writing of the letters simple, had given him a
feeling of complete detachment, had released him, at least in thought,
from all responsibilities. And when at his elbow the telephone coughed
discreetly, it was as though some one had called him from a world from
which already he had made his exit.</p>
<p>Mechanically, through mere habit, he lifted the receiver.</p>
<p>The voice over the telephone came in brisk staccato sentences.</p>
<p>“That letter I sent this morning? Forget it. Tear it up.
I’ve been thinking and I’m going to take a chance.
I’ve decided to back you boys, and I know you’ll make good.
I’m speaking from a roadhouse in the Bronx; going straight from
here to the bank. So you can begin to draw against us within an hour.
And–hello!–will three millions see you through?”</p>
<p>From Wall Street there came no answer, but from the hands of the
barkeeper a glass crashed to the floor.</p>
<p>The young man regarded the barkeeper with puzzled eyes.</p>
<p>“He doesn’t answer,” he exclaimed. “He must
have hung up.”</p>
<p>“He must have fainted!” said the barkeeper.</p>
<p>The white-haired one pushed a bill across the counter. “To pay
for breakage,” he said, and disappeared down Pelham Parkway.</p>
<p>Throughout the day, with the bill, for evidence, pasted against the
mirror, the barkeeper told and retold the wondrous tale.</p>
<p>“He stood just where you’re standing now,” he
related, “blowing in million-dollar bills like you’d blow
suds off a beer. If I’d knowed it was <i>him</i>, I’d have
hit him once, and hid him in the cellar for the reward. Who’d I
think he was? I thought he was a wire-tapper, working a con
game!”</p>
<p>Mr. Carroll had not “hung up,” but when in the Bronx the
beer-glass crashed, in Wall Street the receiver had slipped from the
hand of the man who held it, and the man himself had fallen forward.
His desk hit him in the face and woke him–woke him to the
wonderful fact that he still lived; that at forty he had been born
again; that before him stretched many more years in which, as the young
man with the white hair had pointed out, he still could make good.</p>
<p>The afternoon was far advanced when the staff of Carroll and
Hastings were allowed to depart, and, even late as was the hour, two of
them were asked to remain. Into the most private of the private offices
Carroll invited Gaskell, the head clerk; in the main office Hastings
had asked young Thorne, the bond clerk, to be seated.</p>
<p>Until the senior partner has finished with Gaskell young Thorne must
remain seated.</p>
<p>“Gaskell,” said Mr. Carroll, “if we had listened
to you, if we’d run this place as it was when father was alive,
this never would have happened. It <i>hasn’t</i> happened, but
we’ve had our lesson. And after this we’re going slow and
going straight. And we don’t need you to tell us how to do that.
We want you to go away–on a month’s vacation. When I
thought we were going under I planned to send the children on a
sea-voyage with the governess–so they wouldn’t see the
newspapers. But now that I can look them in the eye again, I need them,
I can’t let them go. So, if you’d like to take your wife on
an ocean trip to Nova Scotia and Quebec, here are the cabins I reserved
for the kids. They call it the Royal Suite–whatever that
is–and the trip lasts a month. The boat sails to-morrow morning.
Don’t sleep too late or you may miss her.”</p>
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<p>The head clerk was secreting the tickets in the inside pocket of his
waistcoat. His fingers trembled, and when he laughed his voice
trembled.</p>
<p>“Miss the boat!” the head clerk exclaimed. “If she
gets away from Millie and me she’s got to start now. We’ll
go on board to-night!”</p>
<p>A half-hour later Millie was on her knees packing a trunk, and her
husband was telephoning to the drug-store for a sponge bag and a cure
for sea-sickness.</p>
<p>Owing to the joy in her heart and to the fact that she was on her
knees, Millie was alternately weeping into the trunk-tray and offering
up incoherent prayers of thanksgiving. Suddenly she sank back upon the
floor.</p>
<p>“John!” she cried, “doesn’t it seem sinful
to sail away in a ‘royal suite’ and leave this beautiful flat
empty?”</p>
<p>Over the telephone John was having trouble with the drug clerk.</p>
<p>“No!” he explained, “I’m not sea-sick
<i>now</i>. The medicine I want is to be taken later. I <i>know</i>
I’m speaking from the Pavonia; but the Pavonia isn’t a
ship; it’s an apartment-house.”</p>
<p>He turned to Millie. “We can’t be in two places at the
same time,” he suggested.</p>
<p>“But, think,” insisted Millie, “of all the poor
people stifling to-night in this heat, trying to sleep on the roofs and
fire-escapes; and our flat so cool and big and pretty–and no one
in it.”</p>
<p>John nodded his head proudly.</p>
<p>“I know it’s big,” he said, “but it
isn’t big enough to hold all the people who are sleeping to-night
on the roofs and in the parks.”</p>
<p>“I was thinking of your brother–and Grace,” said
Millie. “They’ve been married only two weeks now, and
they’re in a stuffy hall bedroom and eating with all the other
boarders. Think what our flat would mean to them; to be by themselves,
with eight rooms and their own kitchen and bath, and our new
refrigerator and the gramophone! It would be Heaven! It would be a real
honeymoon!”</p>
<p>Abandoning the drug clerk, John lifted Millie in his arms and kissed
her, for next to his wife nearest his heart was the younger
brother.</p>
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<p>The younger brother and Grace were sitting on the stoop of the
boarding-house. On the upper steps, in their shirt-sleeves, were the
other boarders; so the bride and bridegroom spoke in whispers. The air
of the cross street was stale and stagnant; from it rose exhalations of
rotting fruit, the gases of an open subway, the smoke of passing
taxicabs. But between the street and the hall bedroom, with its odors
of a gas-stove and a kitchen, the choice was difficult.</p>
<p>“We’ve got to cool off somehow,” the young husband
was saying, “or you won’t sleep. Shall we treat ourselves
to ice-cream sodas or a trip on the Weehawken ferry-boat?”</p>
<p>“The ferry-boat!” begged the girl, “where we can
get away from all these people.”</p>
<p>A taxicab with a trunk in front whirled into the street, kicked
itself to a stop, and the head clerk and Millie spilled out upon the
pavement. They talked so fast, and the younger brother and Grace talked
so fast, that the boarders, although they listened intently, could make
nothing of it.</p>
<p>They distinguished only the concluding sentences:</p>
<p>“Why don’t you drive down to the wharf with us,”
they heard the elder brother ask, “and see our royal
suite?”</p>
<p>But the younger brother laughed him to scorn.</p>
<p>“What’s your royal suite,” he mocked, “to
our royal palace?”</p>
<p>An hour later, had the boarders listened outside the flat of the
head clerk, they would have heard issuing from his bathroom the cooling
murmur of running water and from his gramophone the jubilant notes of
“Alexander’s Ragtime Band.”</p>
<p>When in his private office Carroll was making a present of the royal
suite to the head clerk, in the main office Hastings, the junior
partner, was addressing “Champ” Thorne, the bond clerk. He
addressed him familiarly and affectionately as “Champ.”
This was due partly to the fact that twenty-six years before Thorne had
been christened Champneys and to the coincidence that he had captained
the football eleven of one of the Big Three to the championship.</p>
<p>“Champ,” said Mr. Hastings, “last month, when you
asked me to raise your salary, the reason I didn’t do it was not
because you didn’t deserve it, but because I believed if we gave
you a raise you’d immediately get married.”</p>
<p>The shoulders of the ex-football captain rose aggressively; he
snorted with indignation.</p>
<p>“And why should I <i>not</i> get married?” he demanded.
“You’re a fine one to talk! You’re the most
offensively happy married man I ever met.”</p>
<p>“Perhaps I know I am happy better than you do,” reproved
the junior partner; “but I know also that it takes money to
support a wife.”</p>
<p>“You raise me to a hundred a week,” urged Champ,
“and I’ll make it support a wife whether it supports me or
not.”</p>
<p>“A month ago,” continued Hastings, “we could have
<i>promised</i> you a hundred, but we didn’t know how long we
could pay it. We didn’t want you to rush off and marry some fine
girl―”</p>
<p>“Some fine girl!” muttered Mr. Thorne. “The Finest
Girl!”</p>
<p>“The finer the girl,” Hastings pointed out, “the
harder it would have been for you if we had failed and you had lost
your job.”</p>
<p>The eyes of the young man opened with sympathy and concern.</p>
<p>“Is it as bad as that?” he murmured.</p>
<p>Hastings sighed happily.</p>
<p>“It <i>was</i>,” he said, “but this morning the
Young Man of Wall Street did us a good turn–saved us–saved
our creditors, saved our homes, saved our honor. We’re going to
start fresh and pay our debts, and we agreed the first debt we paid
would be the small one we owe you. You’ve brought us more than
we’ve given, and if you’ll stay with us we’re going
to ‘see’ your fifty and raise it a hundred. What do you
say?”</p>
<p>Young Mr. Thorne leaped to his feet. What he said was:
“Where’n hell’s my hat?”</p>
<p>But by the time he had found the hat and the door he mended his
manners.</p>
<p>“I say, ‘thank you a thousand times,’” he shouted
over his shoulder. “Excuse me, but I’ve got to go.
I’ve got to break the news to―”</p>
<p>He did not explain to whom he was going to break the news; but
Hastings must have guessed, for again he sighed happily and then, a
little hysterically, laughed aloud. Several months had passed since he
had laughed aloud.</p>
<p>In his anxiety to break the news Champ Thorne almost broke his neck.
In his excitement he could not remember whether the red flash meant the
elevator was going down or coming up, and sooner than wait to find out
he started to race down eighteen flights of stairs when fortunately the
elevator-door swung open.</p>
<p>“You get five dollars,” he announced to the elevator
man, “if you drop to the street without a stop. Beat the speed
limit! Act like the building is on fire and you’re trying to save
me before the roof falls.”</p>
<p>Senator Barnes and his entire family, which was his daughter
Barbara, were at the Ritz-Carlton. They were in town in August because
there was a meeting of the directors of the Brazil and Cuyaba Rubber
Company, of which company Senator Barnes was president. It was a secret
meeting. Those directors who were keeping cool at the edge of the ocean
had been summoned by telegraph; those who were steaming across the
ocean, by wireless.</p>
<p>Up from the equator had drifted the threat of a scandal, sickening,
grim, terrible. As yet it burned beneath the surface, giving out only
an odor, but an odor as rank as burning rubber itself. At any moment it
might break into flame. For the directors, was it the better wisdom to
let the scandal smoulder, and take a chance, or to be the first to give
the alarm, the first to lead the way to the horror and stamp it
out?</p>
<p>It was to decide this that, in the heat of August, the directors and
the president had foregathered.</p>
<p>Champ Thorne knew nothing of this; he knew only that by a miracle
Barbara Barnes was in town; that at last he was in a position to ask
her to marry him; that she would certainly say she would. That was all
he cared to know.</p>
<p>A year before he had issued his declaration of independence. Before
he could marry, he told her, he must be able to support a wife on what
he earned, without her having to accept money from her father, and
until he received “a minimum wage” of five thousand dollars
they must wait.</p>
<p>“What is the matter with my father’s money?”
Barbara had demanded.</p>
<p>Thorne had evaded the direct question.</p>
<p>“There is too much of it,” he said.</p>
<p>“Do you object to the way he makes it?” insisted
Barbara. “Because rubber is most useful. You put it in golf balls
and auto tires and galoches. There is nothing so perfectly respectable
as galoches. And what is there ‘tainted’ about a
raincoat?”</p>
<p>Thorne shook his head unhappily.</p>
<p>“It’s not the finished product to which I refer,”
he stammered; “it’s the way they get the raw
material.”</p>
<p>“They get it out of trees,” said Barbara. Then she
exclaimed with enlightenment―“Oh!” she cried,
“you are thinking of the Congo. There it is terrible! <i>That</i>
is slavery. But there are no slaves on the Amazon. The natives are free
and the work is easy. They just tap the trees the way the farmers
gather sugar in Vermont. Father has told me about it often.”</p>
<p>Thorne had made no comment. He could abuse a friend, if the friend
were among those present, but denouncing any one he disliked as
heartily as he disliked Senator Barnes was a public service he
preferred to leave to others. And he knew besides that, if the father
she loved and the man she loved distrusted each other, Barbara would
not rest until she learned the reason why.</p>
<p>One day, in a newspaper, Barbara read of the Puju Mayo atrocities,
of the Indian slaves in the jungles and back waters of the Amazon, who
are offered up as sacrifices to “red rubber.” She carried
the paper to her father. What it said, her father told her, was untrue,
and if it were true it was the first he had heard of it.</p>
<p>Senator Barnes loved the good things of life, but the thing he loved
most was his daughter; the thing he valued the highest was her good
opinion. So when for the first time she looked at him in doubt, he
assured her he at once would order an investigation.</p>
<p>“But, of course,” he added, “it will be many
months before our agents can report. On the Amazon news travels very
slowly.”</p>
<p>In the eyes of his daughter the doubt still lingered.</p>
<p>“I am afraid,” she said, “that that is
true.”</p>
<p>That was six months before the directors of the Brazil and Cuyaba
Rubber Company were summoned to meet their president at his rooms in
the Ritz-Carlton. They were due to arrive in half an hour, and while
Senator Barnes awaited their coming Barbara came to him. In her eyes
was a light that helped to tell the great news. It gave him a sharp,
jealous pang. He wanted at once to play a part in her happiness, to
make her grateful to him, not alone to this stranger who was taking her
away. So fearful was he that she would shut him out of her life that
had she asked for half his kingdom he would have parted with it.</p>
<p>“And besides giving my consent,” said the rubber king,
“for which no one seems to have asked, what can I give my little
girl to make her remember her old father? Some diamonds to put on her
head, or pearls to hang around her neck, or does she want a vacant lot
on Fifth Avenue?”</p>
<p>The lovely hands of Barbara rested upon his shoulders; her lovely
face was raised to his; her lovely eyes were appealing, and a little
frightened.</p>
<p>“What would one of those things cost?” asked
Barbara.</p>
<p>The question was eminently practical. It came within the scope of
the senator’s understanding. After all, he was not to be cast
into outer darkness. His smile was complacent. He answered airily:</p>
<p>“Anything you like,” he said; “a million
dollars?”</p>
<p>The fingers closed upon his shoulders. The eyes, still frightened,
still searched his in appeal.</p>
<p>“Then for my wedding-present,” said the girl, “I
want you to take that million dollars and send an expedition to the
Amazon. And I will choose the men. Men unafraid; men not afraid of
fever or sudden death; not afraid to tell the truth–even to
<i>you</i>. And all the world will know. And they–I mean
<i>you</i>–will set those people free!”</p>
<p>Senator Barnes received the directors with an embarrassment which he
concealed under a manner of just indignation.</p>
<p>“My mind is made up,” he told them. “Existing
conditions cannot continue. And to that end, at my own expense, I am
sending an expedition across South America. It will investigate,
punish, and establish reforms. I suggest, on account of this damned
heat, we do now adjourn.”</p>
<p>That night, over on Long Island, Carroll told his wife all, or
nearly all. He did not tell her about the automatic pistol. And
together on tiptoe they crept to the nursery and looked down at their
sleeping children. When she rose from her knees the mother said,
“But how can I thank him?”</p>
<p>By “him” she meant the Young Man of Wall Street.</p>
<p>“You never can thank him,” said Carroll;
“that’s the worst of it.”</p>
<p>But after a long silence the mother said: “I will send him a
photograph of the children. Do you think he will understand?”</p>
<p>Down at Seabright, Hastings and his wife walked in the sunken
garden. The moon was so bright that the roses still held their
color.</p>
<p>“I would like to thank him,” said the young wife. She
meant the Young Man of Wall Street. “But for him we would have
lost <i>this</i>.”</p>
<p>Her eyes caressed the garden, the fruit-trees, the house with wide,
hospitable verandas. “To-morrow I will send him some of these
roses,” said the young wife. “Will he understand that they
mean our home?”</p>
<p>At a scandalously late hour, in a scandalous spirit of independence,
Champ Thorne and Barbara were driving around Central Park in a
taxicab.</p>
<p>“How strangely the Lord moves, his wonders to perform,”
misquoted Barbara. “Had not the Young Man of Wall Street saved
Mr. Hastings, Mr. Hastings could not have raised your salary; you would
not have asked me to marry you, and had you not asked me to marry you,
father would not have given me a wedding-present, and―”</p>
<p>“And,” said Champ, taking up the tale, “thousands
of slaves would still be buried in the jungles, hidden away from their
wives and children, and the light of the sun and their fellow men. They
still would be dying of fever, starvation, tortures.”</p>
<p>He took her hand in both of his and held her finger-tips against his
lips.</p>
<p>“And they will never know,” he whispered, “when
their freedom comes, that they owe it all to <i>you</i>.”</p>
<hr class='tb' />
<p>On Hunter’s Island Jimmie Reeder and his bunkie, Sam Sturges,
each on his canvas cot, tossed and twisted. The heat, the moonlight,
and the mosquitoes would not let them even think of sleep.</p>
<p>“That was bully,” said Jimmie, “what you did
to-day about saving that dog. If it hadn’t been for you
he’d ha’ drownded.”</p>
<p>“He would <i>not</i>!” said Sammy with punctilious
regard for the truth; “it wasn’t deep enough.”</p>
<p>“Well, the scout-master ought to know,” argued Jimmie;
“he said it was the best ‘one good turn’ of the
day!”</p>
<p>Modestly Sam shifted the limelight so that it fell upon his
bunkie.</p>
<p>“I’ll bet,” he declared loyally,
“<i>your</i> ‘one good turn’ was a better one!”</p>
<p>Jimmie yawned, and then laughed scornfully.</p>
<p>“Me,” he scoffed, “I didn’t do nothing. I
sent my sister to the movies.”</p>
<hr class='pb' /> <h2><SPAN name='link_2'></SPAN>THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF</h2>
<p>Before he finally arrested him, “Jimmie” Sniffen had
seen the man with the golf-cap, and the blue eyes that laughed at you,
three times. Twice, unexpectedly, he had come upon him in a wood road
and once on Round Hill where the stranger was pretending to watch the
sunset. Jimmie knew people do not climb hills merely to look at
sunsets, so he was not deceived. He guessed the man was a German spy
seeking gun sites, and secretly vowed to “stalk” him. From
that moment, had the stranger known it, he was as good as dead. For a
boy scout with badges on his sleeve for “stalking” and
“path-finding,” not to boast of others for
“gardening” and “cooking,” can outwit any spy.
Even had General Baden-Powell remained in Mafeking and not invented the
boy scout, Jimmie Sniffen would have been one. Because by birth he was
a boy, and by inheritance a scout. In Westchester County the Sniffens
are one of the county families. If it isn’t a Sarles, it’s
a Sniffen; and with Brundages, Platts, and Jays, the Sniffens date back
to when the acres of the first Charles Ferris ran from the Boston post
road to the coach road to Albany, and when the first Gouverneur Morris
stood on one of his hills and saw the Indian canoes in the Hudson and
in the Sound and rejoiced that all the land between belonged to
him.</p>
<p>If you do not believe in heredity, the fact that Jimmie’s
great-great-grandfather was a scout for General Washington and hunted
deer, and even bear, over exactly the same hills where Jimmie hunted
weasels will count for nothing. It will not explain why to Jimmie, from
Tarrytown to Port Chester, the hills, the roads, the woods, and the
cowpaths, caves, streams, and springs hidden in the woods were as
familiar as his own kitchen garden.</p>
<p>Nor explain why, when you could not see a Pease and Elliman
“For Sale” sign nailed to a tree, Jimmie could see in the
highest branches a last year’s bird’s nest.</p>
<p>Or why, when he was out alone playing Indians and had sunk his
scout’s axe into a fallen log and then scalped the log, he felt
that once before in those same woods he had trailed that same Indian,
and with his own tomahawk split open his skull. Sometimes when he knelt
to drink at a secret spring in the forest, the autumn leaves would
crackle and he would raise his eyes fearing to see a panther facing
him.</p>
<p>“But there ain’t no panthers in Westchester,”
Jimmie would reassure himself. And in the distance the roar of an
automobile climbing a hill with the muffler open would seem to suggest
he was right. But still Jimmie remembered once before he had knelt at
that same spring, and that when he raised his eyes he had faced a
crouching panther. “Mebbe dad told me it happened to
grandpop,” Jimmie would explain, “or I dreamed it, or,
mebbe, I read it in a story book.”</p>
<p>The “German spy” mania attacked Round Hill after the
visit to the boy scouts of Clavering Gould, the war correspondent. He
was spending the week-end with “Squire” Harry Van Vorst,
and as young Van Vorst, besides being a justice of the peace and a
Master of Beagles and President of the Country Club, was also a local
“councilman” for the Round Hill Scouts, he brought his
guest to a camp-fire meeting to talk to them. In deference to his
audience, Gould told them of the boy scouts he had seen in Belgium and
of the part they were playing in the great war. It was his peroration
that made trouble.</p>
<p>“And any day,” he assured his audience, “this
country may be at war with Germany; and every one of you boys will be
expected to do his bit. You can begin now. When the Germans land it
will be near New Haven, or New Bedford. They will first capture the
munition works at Springfield, Hartford, and Watervliet so as to make
sure of their ammunition, and then they will start for New York City.
They will follow the New Haven and New York Central railroads, and
march straight through this village. I haven’t the least
doubt,” exclaimed the enthusiastic war prophet, “that at
this moment German spies are as thick in Westchester as blackberries.
They are here to select camp sites and gun positions, to find out which
of these hills enfilade the others and to learn to what extent their
armies can live on the country. They are counting the cows, the horses,
the barns where fodder is stored; and they are marking down on their
maps the wells and streams.”</p>
<p>As though at that moment a German spy might be crouching behind the
door, Mr. Gould spoke in a whisper. “Keep your eyes open!”
he commanded. “Watch every stranger. If he acts suspiciously, get
word quick to your sheriff, or to Judge Van Vorst here. Remember the
scouts’ motto, ‘Be prepared!’”</p>
<p>That night as the scouts walked home, behind each wall and hayrick
they saw spiked helmets.</p>
<p>Young Van Vorst was extremely annoyed.</p>
<p>“Next time you talk to my scouts,” he declared,
“you’ll talk on ‘Votes for Women.’ After what you
said to-night every real-estate agent who dares open a map will be
arrested. We’re not trying to drive people away from Westchester,
we’re trying to sell them building sites.”</p>
<p>“<i>You</i> are not!” retorted his friend, “you
own half the county now, and you’re trying to buy the other
half.”</p>
<p>“I’m a justice of the peace,” explained Van Vorst.
“I don’t know <i>why</i> I am, except that they wished it
on me. All I get out of it is trouble. The Italians make charges
against my best friends for over-speeding, and I have to fine them, and
my best friends bring charges against the Italians for poaching, and
when I fine the Italians they send me Black Hand letters. And now every
day I’ll be asked to issue a warrant for a German spy who is
selecting gun sites. And he will turn out to be a millionaire who is
tired of living at the Ritz-Carlton and wants to ‘own his own
home’ and his own golf-links. And he’ll be so hot at being
arrested that he’ll take his millions to Long Island and try to
break into the Piping Rock Club. And it will be your fault!”</p>
<p>The young justice of the peace was right. At least so far as Jimmie
Sniffen was concerned, the words of the war prophet had filled one mind
with unrest. In the past Jimmie’s idea of a holiday had been to
spend it scouting in the woods. In this pleasure he was selfish. He did
not want companions who talked, and trampled upon the dead leaves so
that they frightened the wild animals and gave the Indians warning.
Jimmie liked to pretend. He liked to fill the woods with wary and
hostile adversaries. It was a game of his own inventing. If he crept to
the top of a hill and, on peering over it, surprised a fat woodchuck,
he pretended the woodchuck was a bear, weighing two hundred pounds; if,
himself unobserved, he could lie and watch, off its guard, a rabbit,
squirrel, or, most difficult of all, a crow, it became a deer and that
night at supper Jimmie made believe he was eating venison. Sometimes he
was a scout of the Continental Army and carried despatches to General
Washington. The rules of that game were that if any man ploughing in
the fields, or cutting trees in the woods, or even approaching along
the same road, saw Jimmie before Jimmie saw him, Jimmie was taken
prisoner, and before sunrise was shot as a spy. He was seldom shot. Or
else why on his sleeve was the badge for “stalking”? But
always to have to make believe became monotonous. Even “dry
shopping” along the Rue de la Paix, when you pretend you can have
anything you see in any window, leaves one just as rich, but
unsatisfied. So the advice of the war correspondent to seek out German
spies came to Jimmie like a day at the circus, like a week at the
Danbury Fair. It not only was a call to arms, to protect his flag and
home, but a chance to play in earnest the game in which he most
delighted. No longer need he pretend. No longer need he waste his
energies in watching, unobserved, a greedy rabbit rob a carrot field.
The game now was his fellow-man and his enemy; not only his enemy, but
the enemy of his country.</p>
<p>In his first effort Jimmie was not entirely successful. The man
looked the part perfectly; he wore an auburn beard, disguising
spectacles, and he carried a suspicious knapsack. But he turned out to
be a professor from the Museum of Natural History, who wanted to dig
for Indian arrow-heads. And when Jimmie threatened to arrest him, the
indignant gentleman arrested Jimmie. Jimmie escaped only by leading the
professor to a secret cave of his own, though on some one else’s
property, where one not only could dig for arrow-heads, but find them.
The professor was delighted, but for Jimmie it was a great
disappointment. The week following Jimmie was again disappointed.</p>
<p>On the bank of the Kensico Reservoir, he came upon a man who was
acting in a mysterious and suspicious manner. He was making notes in a
book, and his runabout which he had concealed in a wood road was
stuffed with blue-prints. It did not take Jimmie long to guess his
purpose. He was planning to blow up the Kensico dam, and cut off the
water supply of New York City. Seven millions of people without water!
Without firing a shot, New York must surrender! At the thought Jimmie
shuddered, and at the risk of his life, by clinging to the tail of a
motor truck, he followed the runabout into White Plains. But there it
developed the mysterious stranger, so far from wishing to destroy the
Kensico dam, was the State Engineer who had built it, and, also, a
large part of the Panama Canal. Nor in his third effort was Jimmie more
successful. From the heights of Pound Ridge he discovered on a hilltop
below him a man working along upon a basin of concrete. The man was a
German-American, and already on Jimmie’s list of
“suspects.” That for the use of the German artillery he was
preparing a concrete bed for a siege gun was only too evident. But
closer investigation proved that the concrete was only two inches
thick. And the hyphenated one explained that the basin was built over a
spring, in the waters of which he planned to erect a fountain and raise
goldfish. It was a bitter blow. Jimmie became discouraged. Meeting
Judge Van Vorst one day in the road he told him his troubles. The young
judge proved unsympathetic. “My advice to you, Jimmie,” he
said, “is to go slow. Accusing everybody of espionage is a very
serious matter. If you call a man a spy, it’s sometimes hard for
him to disprove it; and the name sticks. So, go slow–very slow.
Before you arrest any more people, come to me first for a
warrant.”</p>
<p>So, the next time Jimmie proceeded with caution.</p>
<p>Besides being a farmer in a small way, Jimmie’s father was a
handy man with tools. He had no union card, but, in laying shingles
along a blue chalk line, few were as expert. It was August, there was
no school, and Jimmie was carrying a dinner-pail to where his father
was at work on a new barn. He made a cross-cut through the woods, and
came upon the young man in the golf-cap. The stranger nodded, and his
eyes, which seemed to be always laughing, smiled pleasantly. But he was
deeply tanned, and, from the waist up, held himself like a soldier, so,
at once, Jimmie mistrusted him. Early the next morning Jimmie met him
again. It had not been raining, but the clothes of the young man were
damp. Jimmie guessed that while the dew was still on the leaves the
young man had been forcing his way through underbrush. The stranger
must have remembered Jimmie, for he laughed and exclaimed:</p>
<p>“Ah, my friend with the dinner-pail! It’s luck you
haven’t got it now, or I’d hold you up. I’m
starving!”</p>
<p>Jimmie smiled in sympathy. “It’s early to be
hungry,” said Jimmie; “when did you have your
breakfast?”</p>
<p>“I didn’t,” laughed the young man. “I went
out to walk up an appetite, and I lost myself. But I haven’t lost
my appetite. Which is the shortest way back to Bedford?”</p>
<p>“The first road to your right,” said Jimmie.</p>
<p>“Is it far?” asked the stranger anxiously. That he was
very hungry was evident.</p>
<p>“It’s a half-hour’s walk,” said Jimmie.</p>
<p>“If I live that long,” corrected the young man; and
stepped out briskly.</p>
<p>Jimmie knew that within a hundred yards a turn in the road would
shut him from sight. So, he gave the stranger time to walk that
distance, and then, diving into the wood that lined the road,
“stalked” him. From behind a tree he saw the stranger turn
and look back, and seeing no one in the road behind him, also leave it
and plunge into the woods.</p>
<p>He had not turned toward Bedford; he had turned to the left. Like a
runner stealing bases, Jimmie slipped from tree to tree. Ahead of him
he heard the stranger trampling upon dead twigs, moving rapidly as one
who knew his way. At times through the branches Jimmie could see the
broad shoulders of the stranger, and again could follow his progress
only by the noise of the crackling twigs. When the noises ceased,
Jimmie guessed the stranger had reached the wood road, grass-grown and
moss-covered, that led to Middle Patent. So, he ran at right angles
until he also reached it, and as now he was close to where it entered
the main road, he approached warily. But he was too late. There was a
sound like the whir of a rising partridge, and ahead of him from where
it had been hidden, a gray touring-car leaped into the highway. The
stranger was at the wheel. Throwing behind it a cloud of dust, the car
raced toward Greenwich. Jimmie had time to note only that it bore a
Connecticut State license; that in the wheel-ruts the tires printed
little V’s, like arrow-heads.</p>
<p>For a week Jimmie saw nothing of the spy, but for many hot and dusty
miles he stalked arrow-heads. They lured him north, they lured him
south, they were stamped in soft asphalt, in mud, dust, and
fresh-spread tarvia. Wherever Jimmie walked, arrow-heads ran before. In
his sleep as in his copy-book, he saw endless chains of V’s. But
not once could he catch up with the wheels that printed them. A week
later, just at sunset as he passed below Round Hill, he saw the
stranger on top of it. On the skyline, in silhouette against the
sinking sun, he was as conspicuous as a flagstaff. But to approach him
was impossible. For acres Round Hill offered no other cover than
stubble. It was as bald as a skull. Until the stranger chose to
descend, Jimmie must wait. And the stranger was in no haste. The sun
sank and from the west Jimmie saw him turn his face east toward the
Sound. A storm was gathering, drops of rain began to splash and as the
sky grew black the figure on the hilltop faded into the darkness. And
then, at the very spot where Jimmie had last seen it, there suddenly
flared two tiny flashes of fire. Jimmie leaped from cover. It was no
longer to be endured. The spy was signalling. The time for caution had
passed, now was the time to act. Jimmie raced to the top of the hill,
and found it empty. He plunged down it, vaulted a stone wall, forced
his way through a tangle of saplings, and held his breath to listen.
Just beyond him, over a jumble of rocks, a hidden stream was tripping
and tumbling. Joyfully it laughed and gurgled. Jimmie turned hot. It
sounded as though from the darkness the spy mocked him. Jimmie shook
his fist at the enshrouding darkness. Above the tumult of the coming
storm and the tossing tree-tops, he raised his voice.</p>
<p>“You wait!” he shouted. “I’ll get you yet!
Next time, I’ll bring a gun.”</p>
<p>Next time was the next morning. There had been a hawk hovering over
the chicken yard, and Jimmie used that fact to explain his borrowing
the family shotgun. He loaded it with buckshot, and, in the pocket of
his shirt buttoned his license to “hunt, pursue and kill, to take
with traps or other devices.”</p>
<p>He remembered that Judge Van Vorst had warned him, before he
arrested more spies, to come to him for a warrant. But with an
impatient shake of the head Jimmie tossed the recollection from him.
After what he had seen he could not possibly be again mistaken. He did
not need a warrant. What he had seen was his warrant–plus the
shotgun.</p>
<p>As a “pathfinder” should, he planned to take up the
trail where he had lost it, but, before he reached Round Hill, he found
a warmer trail. Before him, stamped clearly in the road still damp from
the rain of the night before, two lines of little arrow-heads pointed
the way. They were so fresh that at each twist in the road, lest the
car should be just beyond him, Jimmie slackened his steps. After half a
mile the scent grew hot. The tracks were deeper, the arrow-heads more
clearly cut, and Jimmie broke into a run. Then, the arrow-heads swung
suddenly to the right, and in a clearing at the edge of a wood, were
lost. But the tires had pressed deep into the grass, and just inside
the wood, he found the car. It was empty. Jimmie was drawn two ways.
Should he seek the spy on the nearest hilltop, or, until the owner
returned, wait by the car? Between lying in ambush and action, Jimmie
preferred action. But, he did not climb the hill nearest the car; he
climbed the hill that overlooked that hill.</p>
<p>Flat on the ground, hidden in the goldenrod, he lay motionless.
Before him, for fifteen miles stretched hills and tiny valleys. Six
miles away to his right rose the stone steeple, and the red roofs of
Greenwich. Directly before him were no signs of habitation, only green
forests, green fields, gray stone walls, and, where a road ran up-hill,
a splash of white, that quivered in the heat. The storm of the night
before had washed the air. Each leaf stood by itself. Nothing stirred;
and in the glare of the August sun every detail of the landscape was as
distinct as those in a colored photograph; and as still.</p>
<p>In his excitement the scout was trembling.</p>
<p>“If he moves,” he sighed happily, “I’ve got
him!”</p>
<p>Opposite, across a little valley was the hill at the base of which
he had found the car. The slope toward him was bare, but the top was
crowned with a thick wood; and along its crest, as though establishing
an ancient boundary, ran a stone wall, moss-covered and wrapped in
poison-ivy. In places, the branches of the trees, reaching out to the
sun, overhung the wall and hid it in black shadows. Jimmie divided the
hill into sectors. He began at the right, and slowly followed the wall.
With his eyes he took it apart, stone by stone. Had a chipmunk raised
his head, Jimmie would have seen him. So, when from the stone wall,
like the reflection of the sun upon a window-pane, something flashed,
Jimmie knew he had found his spy. A pair of binoculars had betrayed
him. Jimmie now saw him clearly. He sat on the ground at the top of the
hill opposite, in the deep shadow of an oak, his back against the stone
wall. With the binoculars to his eyes he had leaned too far forward,
and upon the glass the sun had flashed a warning.</p>
<p>Jimmie appreciated that his attack must be made from the rear.
Backward, like a crab he wriggled free of the goldenrod, and hidden by
the contour of the hill, raced down it and into the woods on the hill
opposite. When he came to within twenty feet of the oak beneath which
he had seen the stranger, he stood erect, and as though avoiding a live
wire, stepped on tiptoe to the wall. The stranger still sat against it.
The binoculars hung from a cord around his neck. Across his knees was
spread a map. He was marking it with a pencil, and as he worked he
hummed a tune.</p>
<p>Jimmie knelt, and resting the gun on the top of the wall, covered
him.</p>
<p>“Throw up your hands!” he commanded.</p>
<p>The stranger did not start. Except that he raised his eyes he gave
no sign that he had heard. His eyes stared across the little sun-filled
valley. They were half closed as though in study, as though perplexed
by some deep and intricate problem. They appeared to see beyond the
sun-filled valley some place of greater moment, some place far
distant.</p>
<p>Then the eyes smiled, and slowly, as though his neck were stiff, but
still smiling, the stranger turned his head. When he saw the boy, his
smile was swept away in waves of surprise, amazement, and disbelief.
These were followed instantly by an expression of the most acute
alarm.</p>
<p>“Don’t point that thing at me!” shouted the
stranger. “Is it loaded?” With his cheek pressed to the
stock and his eye squinted down the length of the brown barrel, Jimmie
nodded. The stranger flung up his open palms. They accented his
expression of amazed incredulity. He seemed to be exclaiming,
“Can such things be?”</p>
<p>“Get up!” commanded Jimmie.</p>
<p>With alacrity the stranger rose.</p>
<p>“Walk over there,” ordered the scout. “Walk
backward. Stop! Take off those field-glasses and throw them to
me.” Without removing his eyes from the gun the stranger lifted
the binoculars from his neck and tossed them to the stone wall.</p>
<p>“See here!” he pleaded, “if you’ll only
point that damned blunderbuss the other way, you can have the glasses,
and my watch, and clothes, and all my money; only
don’t―”</p>
<p>Jimmie flushed crimson. “You can’t bribe me,” he
growled. At least, he tried to growl, but because his voice was
changing, or because he was excited the growl ended in a high squeak.
With mortification, Jimmie flushed a deeper crimson. But the stranger
was not amused. At Jimmie’s words he seemed rather the more
amazed.</p>
<p>“I’m not trying to bribe you,” he protested.
“If you don’t want anything, why are you holding me
up?”</p>
<p>“I’m not,” returned Jimmie, “I’m
arresting you!”</p>
<p>The stranger laughed with relief. Again his eyes smiled.
“Oh,” he cried, “I see! Have I been
trespassing?”</p>
<p>With a glance Jimmie measured the distance between himself and the
stranger. Reassured, he lifted one leg after the other over the wall.
“If you try to rush me,” he warned, “I’ll shoot
you full of buckshot.”</p>
<p>The stranger took a hasty step <i>backward</i>.</p>
<p>“Don’t worry about that,” he exclaimed.
“I’ll not rush you. Why am I arrested?”</p>
<p>Hugging the shotgun with his left arm, Jimmie stopped and lifted the
binoculars. He gave them a swift glance, slung them over his shoulder,
and again clutched his weapon. His expression was now stern and
menacing.</p>
<p>“The name on them,” he accused, “is ‘Weiss,
Berlin.’ Is that your name?” The stranger smiled, but
corrected himself, and replied gravely, “That’s the name of
the firm that makes them.”</p>
<p>Jimmie exclaimed in triumph. “Hah!” he cried,
“made in Germany!”</p>
<p>The stranger shook his head.</p>
<p>“I don’t understand,” he said. “Where
<i>would</i> a Weiss glass be made?” With polite insistence he
repeated, “Would you mind telling me why I am arrested, and who
<i>you</i> might happen to be?”</p>
<p>Jimmie did not answer. Again he stooped and picked up the map, and
as he did so, for the first time the face of the stranger showed that
he was annoyed. Jimmie was not at home with maps. They told him
nothing. But the penciled notes on this one made easy reading. At his
first glance he saw, “Correct range, 1,800 yards”;
“this stream not fordable”; “slope of hill 15 degrees
inaccessible for artillery.” “Wire entanglements
here”; “forage for five squadrons.”</p>
<p>Jimmie’s eyes flashed. He shoved the map inside his shirt, and
with the gun motioned toward the base of the hill. “Keep forty
feet ahead of me,” he commanded, “and walk to your
car.” The stranger did not seem to hear him. He spoke with
irritation.</p>
<p>“I suppose,” he said, “I’ll have to explain
to you about that map.”</p>
<p>“Not to me, you won’t,” declared his captor.
“You’re going to drive straight to Judge Van Vorst’s,
and explain to <i>him</i>!”</p>
<p>The stranger tossed his arms even higher. “Thank God!”
he exclaimed gratefully.</p>
<p>With his prisoner Jimmie encountered no further trouble. He made a
willing captive. And if in covering the five miles to Judge Van
Vorst’s he exceeded the speed limit, the fact that from the rear
seat Jimmie held the shotgun against the base of his skull was an
extenuating circumstance.</p>
<p>They arrived in the nick of time. In his own car young Van Vorst and
a bag of golf clubs were just drawing away from the house. Seeing the
car climbing the steep driveway that for a half-mile led from his lodge
to his front door, and seeing Jimmie standing in the tonneau
brandishing a gun, the Judge hastily descended. The sight of the spy
hunter filled him with misgiving, but the sight of him gave Jimmie
sweet relief. Arresting German spies for a small boy is no easy task.
For Jimmie the strain was great. And now that he knew he had
successfully delivered him into the hands of the law, Jimmie’s
heart rose with happiness. The added presence of a butler of
magnificent bearing and of an athletic looking chauffeur increased his
sense of security. Their presence seemed to afford a feeling of
security to the prisoner also. As he brought the car to a halt, he
breathed a sigh. It was a sigh of deep relief.</p>
<p>Jimmie fell from the tonneau. In concealing his sense of triumph, he
was not entirely successful.</p>
<p>“I got him!” he cried. “I didn’t make no
mistake about <i>this</i> one!”</p>
<p>“What one?” demanded Van Vorst.</p>
<p>Jimmie pointed dramatically at his prisoner. With an anxious
expression the stranger was tenderly fingering the back of his head. He
seemed to wish to assure himself that it was still there.</p>
<p>“<i>That</i> one!” cried Jimmie. “He’s a
German spy!”</p>
<p>The patience of Judge Van Vorst fell from him. In his exclamation
was indignation, anger, reproach.</p>
<p>“Jimmie!” he cried.</p>
<p>Jimmie thrust into his hand the map. It was his “Exhibit
A.” “Look what he’s wrote,” commanded the
scout. “It’s all military words. And these are his glasses.
I took ’em off him. They’re made in <i>Germany</i>! I been
stalking him for a week. He’s a spy!”</p>
<p>When Jimmie thrust the map before his face, Van Vorst had glanced at
it. Then he regarded it more closely. As he raised his eyes they showed
that he was puzzled.</p>
<p>But he greeted the prisoner politely.</p>
<p>“I’m extremely sorry you’ve been annoyed,”
he said. “I’m only glad it’s no worse. He might have
shot you. He’s mad over the idea that every stranger he
sees―”</p>
<p>The prisoner quickly interrupted.</p>
<p>“Please!” he begged, “don’t blame the boy.
He behaved extremely well. Might I speak with
you–<i>alone</i>?” he asked.</p>
<p>Judge Van Vorst led the way across the terrace, and to the
smoking-room, that served also as his office, and closed the door. The
stranger walked directly to the mantelpiece and put his finger on a
gold cup.</p>
<p>“I saw your mare win that at Belmont Park,” he said.
“She must have been a great loss to you?”</p>
<p>“She was,” said Van Vorst. “The week before she
broke her back, I refused three thousand for her. Will you have a
cigarette?”</p>
<p>The stranger waved aside the cigarettes.</p>
<p>“I brought you inside,” he said, “because I
didn’t want your servants to hear; and because I don’t want
to hurt that boy’s feelings. He’s a fine boy; and
he’s a damned clever scout. I knew he was following me and I
threw him off twice, but to-day he caught me fair. If I really had been
a German spy, I couldn’t have got away from him. And I want him
to think he <i>has</i> captured a German spy. Because he deserves just
as much credit as though he had, and because it’s best he
shouldn’t know whom he <i>did</i> capture.”</p>
<p>Van Vorst pointed to the map. “My bet is,” he said,
“that you’re an officer of the State militia, taking notes
for the fall manœuvres. Am I right?”</p>
<p>The stranger smiled in approval, but shook his head.</p>
<p>“You’re warm,” he said, “but it’s more
serious than manœuvres. It’s the Real Thing.” From
his pocketbook he took a visiting card and laid it on the table.
“I’m ‘Sherry’ McCoy,” he said, “Captain
of Artillery in the United States Army.” He nodded to the hand
telephone on the table.</p>
<p>“You can call up Governor’s Island and get General Wood
or his aide, Captain Dorey, on the phone. They sent me here. Ask
<i>them</i>. I’m not picking out gun sites for the Germans;
I’m picking out positions of defense for Americans when the
Germans come!”</p>
<p>Van Vorst laughed derisively.</p>
<p>“My word!” he exclaimed. “You’re as bad as
Jimmie!”</p>
<p>Captain McCoy regarded him with disfavor.</p>
<p>“And you, sir,” he retorted, “are as bad as ninety
million other Americans. You <i>won’t</i> believe! When the
Germans are shelling this hill, when they’re taking your hunters
to pull their cook-wagons, maybe, you’ll believe
<i>then</i>.”</p>
<p>“Are you serious?” demanded Van Vorst. “And you an
army officer?”</p>
<p>“That’s why I am serious,” returned McCoy.
“<i>We</i> know. But when we try to prepare for what is coming,
we must do it secretly–in underhand ways, for fear the newspapers
will get hold of it and ridicule us, and accuse us of trying to drag
the country into war. That’s why we have to prepare under cover.
That’s why I’ve had to skulk around these hills like a
chicken thief. And,” he added sharply, “that’s why
that boy must not know who I am. If he does, the General Staff will get
a calling down at Washington, and I’ll have my ears
boxed.”</p>
<p>Van Vorst moved to the door.</p>
<p>“He will never learn the truth from me,” he said.
“For I will tell him you are to be shot at sunrise.”</p>
<p>“Good!” laughed the Captain. “And tell me his
name. If ever we fight over Westchester County, I want that lad for my
chief of scouts. And give him this. Tell him to buy a new scout
uniform. Tell him it comes from you.”</p>
<p>But no money could reconcile Jimmie to the sentence imposed upon his
captive. He received the news with a howl of anguish. “You
mustn’t,” he begged; “I never knowed you’d
<i>shoot</i> him! I wouldn’t have caught him if I’d knowed
that. I couldn’t sleep if I thought he was going to be shot at
sunrise.” At the prospect of unending nightmares Jimmie’s
voice shook with terror. “Make it for twenty years,” he
begged. “Make it for ten,” he coaxed, “but,
<i>please</i>, promise you won’t shoot him.”</p>
<p>When Van Vorst returned to Captain McCoy, he was smiling, and the
butler who followed, bearing a tray and tinkling glasses, was trying
not to smile.</p>
<p>“I gave Jimmie your ten dollars,” said Van Vorst,
“and made it twenty, and he has gone home. You will be glad to
hear that he begged me to spare your life, and that your sentence has
been commuted to twenty years in a fortress. I drink to your good
fortune.”</p>
<p>“No!” protested Captain McCoy, “we will drink to
Jimmie!”</p>
<p>When Captain McCoy had driven away, and his own car and the golf
clubs had again been brought to the steps, Judge Van Vorst once more
attempted to depart; but he was again delayed.</p>
<p>Other visitors were arriving.</p>
<p>Up the driveway a touring-car approached, and though it limped on a
flat tire, it approached at reckless speed. The two men in the front
seat were white with dust; their faces, masked by automobile glasses,
were indistinguishable. As though preparing for an immediate exit, the
car swung in a circle until its nose pointed down the driveway up which
it had just come. Raising his silk mask the one beside the driver
shouted at Judge Van Vorst. His throat was parched, his voice was
hoarse and hot with anger.</p>
<p>“A gray touring-car,” he shouted. “It stopped
here. We saw it from that hill. Then the damn tire burst, and we lost
our way. Where did he go?”</p>
<p>“Who?” demanded Van Vorst, stiffly, “Captain
McCoy?”</p>
<p>The man exploded with an oath. The driver, with a shove of his
elbow, silenced him.</p>
<p>“Yes, Captain McCoy,” assented the driver eagerly.
“Which way did he go?”</p>
<p>“To New York,” said Van Vorst.</p>
<p>The driver shrieked at his companion.</p>
<p>“Then, he’s doubled back,” he cried.
“He’s gone to New Haven.” He stooped and threw in the
clutch. The car lurched forward.</p>
<p>A cold terror swept young Van Vorst.</p>
<p>“What do you want with him?” he called. “Who
<i>are</i> you?”</p>
<p>Over one shoulder the masked face glared at him. Above the roar of
the car the words of the driver were flung back.</p>
<p>“We’re Secret Service from Washington,” he
shouted. “He’s from their embassy. He’s a German
spy!”</p>
<p>Leaping and throbbing at sixty miles an hour, the car vanished in a
curtain of white, whirling dust.</p>
<hr class='pb' />
<h2><SPAN name='link_3'></SPAN>GALLEGHER</h2>
<p class='tac tiz fs12 mb20'>A NEWSPAPER STORY</p>
<p class='tiz'>We had had so many office-boys before Gallegher came among us that
they had begun to lose the characteristics of individuals, and became
merged in a composite photograph of small boys, to whom we applied the
generic title of “Here, you”; or “You,
boy.”</p>
<p>We had had sleepy boys, and lazy boys, and bright,
“smart” boys, who became so familiar on so short an
acquaintance that we were forced to part with them to save our own
self-respect.</p>
<p>They generally graduated into district-messenger boys, and
occasionally returned to us in blue coats with nickel-plated buttons,
and patronized us.</p>
<p>But Gallegher was something different from anything we had
experienced before. Gallegher was short and broad in build, with a
solid, muscular broadness, and not a fat and dumpy shortness. He wore
perpetually on his face a happy and knowing smile, as if you and the
world in general were not impressing him as seriously as you thought
you were, and his eyes, which were very black and very bright, snapped
intelligently at you like those of a little black-and-tan terrier.</p>
<p>All Gallegher knew had been learnt on the streets; not a very good
school in itself, but one that turns out very knowing scholars. And
Gallegher had attended both morning and evening sessions. He could not
tell you who the Pilgrim Fathers were, nor could he name the thirteen
original States, but he knew all the officers of the twenty-second
police district by name, and he could distinguish the clang of a
fire-engine’s gong from that of a patrol-wagon or an ambulance
fully two blocks distant. It was Gallegher who rang the alarm when the
Woolwich Mills caught fire, while the officer on the beat was asleep,
and it was Gallegher who led the “Black Diamonds” against
the “Wharf Rats,” when they used to stone each other to
their heart’s content on the coal-wharves of Richmond.</p>
<p>I am afraid, now that I see these facts written down, that Gallegher
was not a reputable character; but he was so very young and so very old
for his years that we all liked him very much nevertheless. He lived in
the extreme northern part of Philadelphia, where the cotton and woollen
mills run down to the river, and how he ever got home after leaving the
<i>Press</i> building at two in the morning, was one of the mysteries
of the office. Sometimes he caught a night car, and sometimes he walked
all the way, arriving at the little house, where his mother and himself
lived alone, at four in the morning. Occasionally he was given a ride
on an early milk-cart, or on one of the newspaper delivery wagons, with
its high piles of papers still damp and sticky from the press. He knew
several drivers of “night hawks”–those cabs that
prowl the streets at night looking for belated passengers–and
when it was a very cold morning he would not go home at all, but would
crawl into one of these cabs and sleep, curled up on the cushions,
until daylight.</p>
<p>Besides being quick and cheerful, Gallegher possessed a power of
amusing the <i>Press’s</i> young men to a degree seldom attained
by the ordinary mortal. His clog-dancing on the city editor’s
desk, when that gentleman was up-stairs fighting for two more columns
of space, was always a source of innocent joy to us, and his imitations
of the comedians of the variety halls delighted even the dramatic
critic, from whom the comedians themselves failed to force a smile.</p>
<p>But Gallegher’s chief characteristic was his love for that
element of news generically classed as “crime.”</p>
<p>Not that he ever did anything criminal himself. On the contrary, his
was rather the work of the criminal specialist, and his morbid interest
in the doings of all queer characters, his knowledge of their methods,
their present whereabouts, and their past deeds of transgression often
rendered him a valuable ally to our police reporter, whose daily
feuilletons were the only portion of the paper Gallegher deigned to
read.</p>
<p>In Gallegher the detective element was abnormally developed. He had
shown this on several occasions, and to excellent purpose.</p>
<p>Once the paper had sent him into a Home for Destitute Orphans which
was believed to be grievously mismanaged, and Gallegher, while playing
the part of a destitute orphan, kept his eyes open to what was going on
around him so faithfully that the story he told of the treatment meted
out to the real orphans was sufficient to rescue the unhappy little
wretches from the individual who had them in charge, and to have the
individual himself sent to jail.</p>
<p>Gallegher’s knowledge of the aliases, terms of imprisonment,
and various misdoings of the leading criminals in Philadelphia was
almost as thorough as that of the chief of police himself, and he could
tell to an hour when “Dutchy Mack” was to be let out of
prison, and could identify at a glance “Dick Oxford, confidence
man,” as “Gentleman Dan, petty thief.”</p>
<p>There were, at this time, only two pieces of news in any of the
papers. The least important of the two was the big fight between the
Champion of the United States and the Would-be Champion, arranged to
take place near Philadelphia; the second was the Burrbank murder, which
was filling space in newspapers all over the world, from New York to
Bombay.</p>
<p>Richard F. Burrbank was one of the most prominent of New
York’s railroad lawyers; he was also, as a matter of course, an
owner of much railroad stock, and a very wealthy man. He had been
spoken of as a political possibility for many high offices, and, as the
counsel for a great railroad, was known even further than the great
railroad itself had stretched its system.</p>
<p>At six o’clock one morning he was found by his butler lying at
the foot of the hall stairs with two pistol wounds above his heart. He
was quite dead. His safe, to which only he and his secretary had the
keys, was found open, and $200,000 in bonds, stocks, and money, which
had been placed there only the night before, was found missing. The
secretary was missing also. His name was Stephen S. Hade, and his name
and his description had been telegraphed and cabled to all parts of the
world. There was enough circumstantial evidence to show, beyond any
question or possibility of mistake, that he was the murderer.</p>
<p>It made an enormous amount of talk, and unhappy individuals were
being arrested all over the country, and sent on to New York for
identification. Three had been arrested at Liverpool, and one man just
as he landed at Sydney, Australia. But so far the murderer had
escaped.</p>
<p>We were all talking about it one night, as everybody else was all
over the country, in the local room, and the city editor said it was
worth a fortune to any one who chanced to run across Hade and succeeded
in handing him over to the police. Some of us thought Hade had taken
passage from some one of the smaller seaports, and others were of the
opinion that he had buried himself in some cheap lodging-house in New
York, or in one of the smaller towns in New Jersey.</p>
<p>“I shouldn’t be surprised to meet him out walking, right
here in Philadelphia,” said one of the staff. “He’ll
be disguised, of course, but you could always tell him by the absence
of the trigger finger on his right hand. It’s missing, you know;
shot off when he was a boy.”</p>
<p>“You want to look for a man dressed like a tough,” said
the city editor; “for as this fellow is to all appearances a
gentleman, he will try to look as little like a gentleman as
possible.”</p>
<p>“No, he won’t,” said Gallegher, with that calm
impertinence that made him dear to us. “He’ll dress just
like a gentleman. Toughs don’t wear gloves, and you see
he’s got to wear ’em. The first thing he thought of after
doing for Burrbank was of that gone finger, and how he was to hide it.
He stuffed the finger of that glove with cotton so’s to make it
look like a whole finger, and the first time he takes off that glove
they’ve got him–see, and he knows it. So what youse want to
do is to look for a man with gloves on. I’ve been a-doing it for
two weeks now, and I can tell you it’s hard work, for everybody
wears gloves this kind of weather. But if you look long enough
you’ll find him. And when you think it’s him, go up to him
and hold out your hand in a friendly way, like a bunco-steerer, and
shake his hand; and if you feel that his forefinger ain’t real
flesh, but just wadded cotton, then grip to it with your right and grab
his throat with your left, and holler for help.”</p>
<p>There was an appreciative pause.</p>
<p>“I see, gentlemen,” said the city editor, dryly,
“that Gallegher’s reasoning has impressed you; and I also
see that before the week is out all of my young men will be under bonds
for assaulting innocent pedestrians whose only offense is that they
wear gloves in midwinter.”</p>
<hr class='tb' />
<p>It was about a week after this that Detective Hefflefinger, of
Inspector Byrnes’s staff, came over to Philadelphia after a
burglar, of whose whereabouts he had been misinformed by telegraph. He
brought the warrant, requisition, and other necessary papers with him,
but the burglar had flown. One of our reporters had worked on a New
York paper, and knew Hefflefinger, and the detective came to the office
to see if he could help him in his so far unsuccessful search.</p>
<p>He gave Gallegher his card, and after Gallegher had read it, and had
discovered who the visitor was, he became so demoralized that he was
absolutely useless.</p>
<p>“One of Byrnes’s men” was a much more
awe-inspiring individual to Gallegher than a member of the Cabinet. He
accordingly seized his hat and overcoat, and leaving his duties to be
looked after by others, hastened out after the object of his
admiration, who found his suggestions and knowledge of the city so
valuable, and his company so entertaining, that they became very
intimate, and spent the rest of the day together.</p>
<p>In the meanwhile the managing editor had instructed his subordinates
to inform Gallegher, when he condescended to return, that his services
were no longer needed. Gallegher had played truant once too often.
Unconscious of this, he remained with his new friend until late the
same evening, and started the next afternoon toward the <i>Press</i>
office.</p>
<hr class='tb' />
<p>As I have said, Gallegher lived in the most distant part of the
city, not many minutes’ walk from the Kensington railroad
station, where trains ran into the suburbs and on to New York.</p>
<p>It was in front of this station that a smoothly shaven, well-dressed
man brushed past Gallegher and hurried up the steps to the ticket
office.</p>
<p>He held a walking-stick in his right hand, and Gallegher, who now
patiently scrutinized the hands of every one who wore gloves, saw that
while three fingers of the man’s hand were closed around the
cane, the fourth stood out in almost a straight line with his palm.</p>
<p>Gallegher stopped with a gasp and with a trembling all over his
little body, and his brain asked with a throb if it could be possible.
But possibilities and probabilities were to be discovered later. Now
was the time for action.</p>
<p>He was after the man in a moment, hanging at his heels and his eyes
moist with excitement.</p>
<p>He heard the man ask for a ticket to Torresdale, a little station
just outside of Philadelphia, and when he was out of hearing, but not
out of sight, purchased one for the same place.</p>
<p>The stranger went into the smoking-car, and seated himself at one
end toward the door. Gallegher took his place at the opposite end.</p>
<p>He was trembling all over, and suffered from a slight feeling of
nausea. He guessed it came from fright, not of any bodily harm that
might come to him, but of the probability of failure in his adventure
and of its most momentous possibilities.</p>
<p>The stranger pulled his coat collar up around his ears, hiding the
lower portion of his face, but not concealing the resemblance in his
troubled eyes and close-shut lips to the likenesses of the murderer
Hade.</p>
<p>They reached Torresdale in half an hour, and the stranger, alighting
quickly, struck off at a rapid pace down the country road leading to
the station.</p>
<p>Gallegher gave him a hundred yards’ start, and then followed
slowly after. The road ran between fields and past a few frame-houses
set far from the road in kitchen gardens.</p>
<p>Once or twice the man looked back over his shoulder, but he saw only
a dreary length of road with a small boy splashing through the slush in
the midst of it and stopping every now and again to throw snowballs at
belated sparrows.</p>
<p>After a ten minutes’ walk the stranger turned into a side road
which led to only one place, the Eagle Inn, an old roadside hostelry
known now as the headquarters for pothunters from the Philadelphia game
market and the battleground of many a cock-fight.</p>
<p>Gallegher knew the place well. He and his young companions had often
stopped there when out chestnutting on holidays in the autumn.</p>
<p>The son of the man who kept it had often accompanied them on their
excursions, and though the boys of the city streets considered him a
dumb lout, they respected him somewhat owing to his inside knowledge of
dog and cock-fights.</p>
<p>The stranger entered the inn at a side door, and Gallegher, reaching
it a few minutes later, let him go for the time being, and set about
finding his occasional playmate, young Keppler.</p>
<p>Keppler’s offspring was found in the woodshed.</p>
<p>“Tain’t hard to guess what brings you out here,”
said the tavern-keeper’s son, with a grin; “it’s the
fight.”</p>
<p>“What fight?” asked Gallegher, unguardedly.</p>
<p>“What fight? Why, <i>the</i> fight,” returned his
companion, with the slow contempt of superior knowledge.
“It’s to come off here to-night. You knew that as well as
me; anyway your sportin’ editor knows it. He got the tip last
night, but that won’t help you any. You needn’t think
there’s any chance of your getting a peep at it. Why, tickets is
two hundred and fifty apiece!”</p>
<p>“Whew!” whistled Gallegher, “where’s it to
be?”</p>
<p>“In the barn,” whispered Keppler. “I helped
’em fix the ropes this morning, I did.”</p>
<p>“Gosh, but you’re in luck,” exclaimed Gallegher,
with flattering envy. “Couldn’t I jest get a peep at
it?”</p>
<p>“Maybe,” said the gratified Keppler.
“There’s a winder with a wooden shutter at the back of the
barn. You can get in by it, if you have some one to boost you up to the
sill.”</p>
<p>“Sa-a-y,” drawled Gallegher, as if something had but
just that moment reminded him. “Who’s that gent who come
down the road just a bit ahead of me–him with the cape-coat! Has
he got anything to do with the fight?”</p>
<p>“Him?” repeated Keppler in tones of sincere disgust.
“No-oh, he ain’t no sport. He’s queer, Dad thinks. He
come here one day last week about ten in the morning, said his doctor
told him to go out ’en the country for his health. He’s stuck up
and citified, and wears gloves, and takes his meals private in his
room, and all that sort of ruck. They was saying in the saloon last
night that they thought he was hiding from something, and Dad, just to
try him, asks him last night if he was coming to see the fight. He
looked sort of scared, and said he didn’t want to see no fight.
And then Dad says, ‘I guess you mean you don’t want no fighters
to see you.’ Dad didn’t mean no harm by it, just passed it
as a joke; but Mr. Carleton, as he calls himself, got white as a ghost
an’ says, ‘I’ll go to the fight willing enough,’ and
begins to laugh and joke. And this morning he went right into the
bar-room, where all the sports were setting, and said he was going into
town to see some friends; and as he starts off he laughs an’
says, ‘This don’t look as if I was afraid of seeing people, does
it?’ but Dad says it was just bluff that made him do it, and Dad
thinks that if he hadn’t said what he did, this Mr. Carleton
wouldn’t have left his room at all.”</p>
<p>Gallegher had got all he wanted, and much more than he had hoped
for–so much more that his walk back to the station was in the
nature of a triumphal march.</p>
<p>He had twenty minutes to wait for the next train, and it seemed an
hour. While waiting he sent a telegram to Hefflefinger at his hotel. It
read:</p>
<div class='bquote'> <p>Your man is near the Torresdale station, on
Pennsylvania Railroad; take cab, and meet me at station. Wait until I
come.</p>
<p class='tar'>Gallegher.</p> </div>
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<p>With the exception of one at midnight, no other train stopped at
Torresdale that evening, hence the direction to take a cab.</p>
<p>The train to the city seemed to Gallegher to drag itself by inches.
It stopped and backed at purposeless intervals, waited for an express
to precede it, and dallied at stations, and when, at last, it reached
the terminus, Gallegher was out before it had stopped and was in the
cab and off on his way to the home of the sporting editor.</p>
<p>The sporting editor was at dinner and came out in the hall to see
him, with his napkin in his hand. Gallegher explained breathlessly that
he had located the murderer for whom the police of two continents were
looking, and that he believed, in order to quiet the suspicions of the
people with whom he was hiding, that he would be present at the fight
that night.</p>
<p>The sporting editor led Gallegher into his library and shut the
door. “Now,” he said, “go over all that
again.”</p>
<p>Gallegher went over it again in detail, and added how he had sent
for Hefflefinger to make the arrest in order that it might be kept from
the knowledge of the local police and from the Philadelphia
reporters.</p>
<p>“What I want Hefflefinger to do is to arrest Hade with the
warrant he has for the burglar,” explained Gallegher; “and
to take him on to New York on the owl train that passes Torresdale at
one. It don’t get to Jersey City until four o’clock, one
hour after the morning papers go to press. Of course, we must fix
Hefflefinger so’s he’ll keep quiet and not tell who his
prisoner really is.”</p>
<p>The sporting editor reached his hand out to pat Gallegher on the
head, but changed his mind and shook hands with him instead.</p>
<p>“My boy,” he said, “you are an infant phenomenon.
If I can pull the rest of this thing off to-night it will mean the
$5,000 reward and fame galore for you and the paper. Now, I’m
going to write a note to the managing editor, and you can take it
around to him and tell him what you’ve done and what I am going
to do, and he’ll take you back on the paper and raise your
salary. Perhaps you didn’t know you’ve been
discharged?”</p>
<p>“Do you think you ain’t a-going to take me with
you?” demanded Gallegher.</p>
<p>“Why, certainly not. Why should I? It all lies with the
detective and myself now. You’ve done your share, and done it
well. If the man’s caught, the reward’s yours. But
you’d only be in the way now. You’d better go to the office
and make your peace with the chief.”</p>
<p>“If the paper can get along without me, I can get along
without the old paper,” said Gallegher, hotly. “And if I
ain’t a-going with you, you ain’t neither, for I know where
Hefflefinger is to be, and you don’t, and I won’t tell
you.”</p>
<p>“Oh, very well, very well,” replied the sporting editor,
weakly capitulating. “I’ll send the note by a messenger;
only mind, if you lose your place, don’t blame me.”</p>
<p>Gallegher wondered how this man could value a week’s salary
against the excitement of seeing a noted criminal run down, and of
getting the news to the paper, and to that one paper alone.</p>
<p>From that moment the sporting editor sank in Gallegher’s
estimation.</p>
<p>Mr. Dwyer sat down at his desk and scribbled off the following
note:</p>
<div class='bquote'>
<p>I have received reliable information that Hade,
the Burrbank murderer, will be present at the fight to-night. We have
arranged it so that he will be arrested quietly and in such a manner
that the fact may be kept from all other papers. I need not point out
to you that this will be the most important piece of news in the
country to-morrow. Yours, etc.,</p>
<p class='tar'>Michael E. Dwyer.</p>
</div>
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<p>The sporting editor stepped into the waiting cab, while Gallegher
whispered the directions to the driver. He was told to go first to a
district-messenger office, and from there up to the Ridge Avenue Road,
out Broad Street, and on to the old Eagle Inn, near Torresdale.</p>
<hr class='tb' />
<p>It was a miserable night. The rain and snow were falling together,
and freezing as they fell. The sporting editor got out to send his
message to the <i>Press</i> office, and then lighting a cigar, and
turning up the collar of his great-coat, curled up in the corner of the
cab.</p>
<p>“Wake me when we get there, Gallegher,” he said. He knew
he had a long ride, and much rapid work before him, and he was
preparing for the strain.</p>
<p>To Gallegher the idea of going to sleep seemed almost criminal. From
the dark corner of the cab his eyes shone with excitement, and with the
awful joy of anticipation. He glanced every now and then to where the
sporting editor’s cigar shone in the darkness, and watched it as
it gradually burnt more dimly and went out. The lights in the shop
windows threw a broad glare across the ice on the pavements, and the
lights from the lamp-posts tossed the distorted shadow of the cab, and
the horse, and the motionless driver, sometimes before and sometimes
behind them.</p>
<p>After half an hour Gallegher slipped down to the bottom of the cab
and dragged out a lap-robe, in which he wrapped himself. It was growing
colder, and the damp, keen wind swept in through the cracks until the
window-frames and woodwork were cold to the touch.</p>
<p>An hour passed, and the cab was still moving more slowly over the
rough surface of partly paved streets, and by single rows of new houses
standing at different angles to each other in fields covered with
ash-heaps and brick-kilns. Here and there the gaudy lights of a
drug-store, and the forerunner of suburban civilization, shone from the
end of a new block of houses, and the rubber cape of an occasional
policeman showed in the light of the lamp-post that he hugged for
comfort.</p>
<p>Then even the houses disappeared, and the cab dragged its way
between truck farms, with desolate-looking glass-covered beds, and
pools of water, half-caked with ice, and bare trees, and interminable
fences.</p>
<p>Once or twice the cab stopped altogether, and Gallegher could hear
the driver swearing to himself, or at the horse, or the roads. At last
they drew up before the station at Torresdale. It was quite deserted,
and only a single light cut a swath in the darkness and showed a
portion of the platform, the ties, and the rails glistening in the
rain. They walked twice past the light before a figure stepped out of
the shadow and greeted them cautiously.</p>
<p>“I am Mr. Dwyer, of the <i>Press</i>,” said the sporting
editor, briskly. “You’ve heard of me, perhaps. Well, there
shouldn’t be any difficulty in our making a deal, should there?
This boy here has found Hade, and we have reason to believe he will be
among the spectators at the fight to-night. We want you to arrest him
quietly, and as secretly as possible. You can do it with your papers
and your badge easily enough. We want you to pretend that you believe
he is this burglar you came over after. If you will do this, and take
him away without any one so much as suspecting who he really is, and on
the train that passes here at 1.20 for New York, we will give you $500
out of the $5,000 reward. If, however, one other paper, either in New
York or Philadelphia, or anywhere else, knows of the arrest, you
won’t get a cent. Now, what do you say?”</p>
<p>The detective had a great deal to say. He wasn’t at all sure
the man Gallegher suspected was Hade; he feared he might get himself
into trouble by making a false arrest, and if it should be the man, he
was afraid the local police would interfere.</p>
<p>“We’ve no time to argue or debate this matter,”
said Dwyer, warmly. “We agree to point Hade out to you in the
crowd. After the fight is over you arrest him as we have directed, and
you get the money and the credit of the arrest. If you don’t like
this, I will arrest the man myself, and have him driven to town, with a
pistol for a warrant.”</p>
<p>Hefflefinger considered in silence and then agreed unconditionally.
“As you say, Mr. Dwyer,” he returned. “I’ve
heard of you for a thoroughbred sport. I know you’ll do what you
say you’ll do; and as for me I’ll do what you say and just
as you say, and it’s a very pretty piece of work as it
stands.”</p>
<p>They all stepped back into the cab, and then it was that they were
met by a fresh difficulty, how to get the detective into the barn where
the fight was to take place, for neither of the two men had $250 to pay
for his admittance.</p>
<p>But this was overcome when Gallegher remembered the window of which
young Keppler had told him.</p>
<p>In the event of Hade’s losing courage and not daring to show
himself in the crowd around the ring, it was agreed that Dwyer should
come to the barn and warn Hefflefinger; but if he should come, Dwyer
was merely to keep near him and to signify by a prearranged gesture
which one of the crowd he was.</p>
<p>They drew up before a great black shadow of a house, dark,
forbidding, and apparently deserted. But at the sound of the wheels on
the gravel the door opened, letting out a stream of warm, cheerful
light, and a man’s voice said, “Put out those lights.
Don’t youse know no better than that?” This was Keppler,
and he welcomed Mr. Dwyer with effusive courtesy.</p>
<p>The two men showed in the stream of light, and the door closed on
them, leaving the house as it was at first, black and silent, save for
the dripping of the rain and snow from the eaves.</p>
<p>The detective and Gallegher put out the cab’s lamps and led
the horse toward a long, low shed in the rear of the yard, which they
now noticed was almost filled with teams of many different makes, from
the Hobson’s choice of a livery stable to the brougham of the man
about town.</p>
<p>“No,” said Gallegher, as the cabman stopped to hitch the
horse beside the others, “we want it nearest that lower gate.
When we newspaper men leave this place we’ll leave it in a hurry,
and the man who is nearest town is likely to get there first. You
won’t be a-following of no hearse when you make your return
trip.”</p>
<p>Gallegher tied the horse to the very gate-post itself, leaving the
gate open and allowing a clear road and a flying start for the
prospective race to Newspaper Row.</p>
<p>The driver disappeared under the shelter of the porch, and Gallegher
and the detective moved off cautiously to the rear of the barn.
“This must be the window,” said Hefflefinger, pointing to a
broad wooden shutter some feet from the ground.</p>
<p>“Just you give me a boost once, and I’ll get that open
in a jiffy,” said Gallegher.</p>
<p>The detective placed his hands on his knees, and Gallegher stood
upon his shoulders, and with the blade of his knife lifted the wooden
button that fastened the window on the inside, and pulled the shutter
open.</p>
<p>Then he put one leg inside over the sill, and leaning down helped to
draw his fellow-conspirator up to a level with the window. “I
feel just like I was burglarizing a house,” chuckled Gallegher,
as he dropped noiselessly to the floor below and refastened the
shutter. The barn was a large one, with a row of stalls on either side
in which horses and cows were dozing. There was a haymow over each row
of stalls, and at one end of the barn a number of fence-rails had been
thrown across from one mow to the other. These rails were covered with
hay.</p>
<p>In the middle of the floor was the ring. It was not really a ring,
but a square, with wooden posts at its four corners through which ran a
heavy rope. The space enclosed by the rope was covered with
sawdust.</p>
<p>Gallegher could not resist stepping into the ring, and after
stamping the sawdust once or twice, as if to assure himself that he was
really there, began dancing around it, and indulging in such a
remarkable series of fistic manœuvres with an imaginary adversary
that the unimaginative detective precipitately backed into a corner of
the barn.</p>
<p>“Now, then,” said Gallegher, having apparently
vanquished his foe, “you come with me.” His companion
followed quickly as Gallegher climbed to one of the hay-mows, and,
crawling carefully out on the fence-rail, stretched himself at full
length, face downward. In this position, by moving the straw a little,
he could look down, without being himself seen, upon the heads of
whomsoever stood below. “This is better’n a private box,
ain’t it?” said Gallegher.</p>
<p>The boy from the newspaper office and the detective lay there in
silence, biting at straws and tossing anxiously on their comfortable
bed.</p>
<p>It seemed fully two hours before they came. Gallegher had listened
without breathing, and with every muscle on a strain, at least a dozen
times, when some movement in the yard had led him to believe that they
were at the door.</p>
<p>And he had numerous doubts and fears. Sometimes it was that the
police had learnt of the fight, and had raided Keppler’s in his
absence, and again it was that the fight had been postponed, or, worst
of all, that it would be put off until so late that Mr. Dwyer could not
get back in time for the last edition of the paper. Their coming, when
at last they came, was heralded by an advance-guard of two sporting
men, who stationed themselves at either side of the big door.</p>
<p>“Hurry up, now, gents,” one of the men said with a
shiver, “don’t keep this door open no longer’n is
needful.”</p>
<p>It was not a very large crowd, but it was wonderfully well selected.
It ran, in the majority of its component parts, to heavy white coats
with pearl buttons. The white coats were shouldered by long blue coats
with astrakhan fur trimmings, the wearers of which preserved a
cliqueness not remarkable when one considers that they believed every
one else present to be either a crook or a prize-fighter.</p>
<p>There were well-fed, well-groomed club-men and brokers in the crowd,
a politician or two, a popular comedian with his manager, amateur
boxers from the athletic clubs, and quiet, close-mouthed sporting men
from every city in the country. Their names if printed in the papers
would have been as familiar as the types of the papers themselves.</p>
<p>And among these men, whose only thought was of the brutal sport to
come, was Hade, with Dwyer standing at ease at his shoulder–Hade,
white, and visibly in deep anxiety, hiding his pale face beneath a
cloth travelling-cap, and with his chin muffled in a woollen scarf. He
had dared to come because he feared his danger from the already
suspicious Keppler was less than if he stayed away. And so he was
there, hovering restlessly on the border of the crowd, feeling his
danger and sick with fear.</p>
<p>When Hefflefinger first saw him he started up on his hands and
elbows and made a movement forward as if he would leap down then and
there and carry off his prisoner single-handed.</p>
<p>“Lie down,” growled Gallegher; “an officer of any
sort wouldn’t live three minutes in that crowd.”</p>
<p>The detective drew back slowly and buried himself again in the
straw, but never once through the long fight which followed did his
eyes leave the person of the murderer. The newspaper men took their
places in the foremost row close around the ring, and kept looking at
their watches and begging the master of ceremonies to “shake it
up, do.”</p>
<p>There was a great deal of betting, and all of the men handled the
great rolls of bills they wagered with a flippant recklessness which
could only be accounted for in Gallegher’s mind by temporary
mental derangement. Some one pulled a box out into the ring and the
master of ceremonies mounted it, and pointed out in forcible language
that as they were almost all already under bonds to keep the peace, it
behooved all to curb their excitement and to maintain a severe silence,
unless they wanted to bring the police upon them and have themselves
“sent down” for a year or two.</p>
<p>Then two very disreputable-looking persons tossed their respective
principals’ high hats into the ring, and the crowd, recognizing
in this relic of the days when brave knights threw down their gauntlets
in the lists as only a sign that the fight was about to begin, cheered
tumultuously.</p>
<p>This was followed by a sudden surging forward, and a mutter of
admiration much more flattering than the cheers had been, when the
principals followed their hats and, slipping out of their great-coats,
stood forth in all the physical beauty of the perfect brute.</p>
<p>Their pink skin was as soft and healthy-looking as a baby’s,
and glowed in the lights of the lanterns like tinted ivory, and
underneath this silken covering the great biceps and muscles moved in
and out and looked like the coils of a snake around the branch of a
tree.</p>
<p>Gentleman and blackguard shouldered each other for a nearer view;
the coachmen, whose metal buttons were unpleasantly suggestive of
police, put their hands, in the excitement of the moment, on the
shoulders of their masters; the perspiration stood out in great drops
on the foreheads of the backers, and the newspaper men bit somewhat
nervously at the ends of their pencils.</p>
<p>And in the stalls the cows munched contentedly at their cuds and
gazed with gentle curiosity at their two fellow-brutes, who stood
waiting the signal to fall upon and kill each other, if need be, for
the delectation of their brothers.</p>
<p>“Take your places,” commanded the master of
ceremonies.</p>
<p>In the moment in which the two men faced each other the crowd became
so still that, save for the beating of the rain upon the shingled roof
and the stamping of a horse in one of the stalls, the place was as
silent as a church.</p>
<p>“Time,” shouted the master of ceremonies.</p>
<p>The two men sprang into a posture of defense, which was lost as
quickly as it was taken, one great arm shot out like a piston-rod;
there was the sound of bare fists beating on naked flesh; there was an
exultant indrawn gasp of savage pleasure and relief from the crowd, and
the great fight had begun.</p>
<p>How the fortunes of war rose and fell, and changed and rechanged
that night, is an old story to those who listen to such stories; and
those who do not will be glad to be spared the telling of it. It was,
they say, one of the bitterest fights between two men that this country
has ever known.</p>
<p>But all that is of interest here is that after an hour of this
desperate, brutal business the champion ceased to be the favorite; the
man whom he had taunted and bullied, and for whom the public had but
little sympathy, was proving himself a likely winner, and under his
cruel blows, as sharp and clean as those from a cutlass, his opponent
was rapidly giving way.</p>
<p>The men about the ropes were past all control now; they drowned
Keppler’s petitions for silence with oaths and in inarticulate
shouts of anger, as if the blows had fallen upon them, and in mad
rejoicings. They swept from one end of the ring to the other, with
every muscle leaping in unison with those of the man they favored, and
when a New York correspondent muttered over his shoulder that this
would be the biggest sporting surprise since the Heenan-Sayers fight,
Mr. Dwyer nodded his head sympathetically in assent.</p>
<p>In the excitement and tumult it is doubtful if any heard the three
quickly repeated blows that fell heavily from the outside upon the big
doors of the barn. If they did, it was already too late to mend
matters, for the door fell, torn from its hinges, and as it fell a
captain of police sprang into the light from out of the storm, with his
lieutenants and their men crowding close at his shoulder.</p>
<p>In the panic and stampede that followed, several of the men stood as
helplessly immovable as though they had seen a ghost; others made a mad
rush into the arms of the officers and were beaten back against the
ropes of the ring; others dived headlong into the stalls, among the
horses and cattle, and still others shoved the rolls of money they held
into the hands of the police and begged like children to be allowed to
escape.</p>
<p>The instant the door fell and the raid was declared Hefflefinger
slipped over the cross rails on which he had been lying, hung for an
instant by his hands, and then dropped into the centre of the fighting
mob on the floor. He was out of it in an instant with the agility of a
pickpocket, was across the room and at Hade’s throat like a dog.
The murderer, for the moment, was the calmer man of the two.</p>
<p>“Here,” he panted, “hands off, now. There’s
no need for all this violence. There’s no great harm in looking
at a fight, is there? There’s a hundred-dollar bill in my right
hand; take it and let me slip out of this. No one is looking.
Here.”</p>
<p>But the detective only held him the closer.</p>
<p>“I want you for burglary,” he whispered under his
breath. “You’ve got to come with me now, and quick. The
less fuss you make, the better for both of us. If you don’t know
who I am, you can feel my badge under my coat there. I’ve got the
authority. It’s all regular, and when we’re out of this
d–d row I’ll show you the papers.”</p>
<p>He took one hand from Hade’s throat and pulled a pair of
handcuffs from his pocket.</p>
<p>“It’s a mistake. This is an outrage,” gasped the
murderer, white and trembling, but dreadfully alive and desperate for
his liberty. “Let me go, I tell you! Take your hands off of me!
Do I look like a burglar, you fool?”</p>
<p>“I know who you look like,” whispered the detective,
with his face close to the face of his prisoner. “Now, will you
go easy as a burglar, or shall I tell these men who you are and what I
<i>do</i> want you for? Shall I call out your real name or not? Shall I
tell them? Quick, speak up; shall I?”</p>
<p>There was something so exultant–something so unnecessarily
savage in the officer’s face that the man he held saw that the
detective knew him for what he really was, and the hands that had held
his throat slipped down around his shoulders, or he would have fallen.
The man’s eyes opened and closed again, and he swayed weakly
backward and forward, and choked as if his throat were dry and burning.
Even to such a hardened connoisseur in crime as Gallegher, who stood
closely by, drinking it in, there was something so abject in the
man’s terror that he regarded him with what was almost a touch of
pity.</p>
<p>“For God’s sake,” Hade begged, “let me go.
Come with me to my room and I’ll give you half the money.
I’ll divide with you fairly. We can both get away. There’s
a fortune for both of us there. We both can get away. You’ll be
rich for life. Do you understand–for life!”</p>
<p>But the detective, to his credit, only shut his lips the
tighter.</p>
<p>“That’s enough,” he whispered, in return.
“That’s more than I expected. You’ve sentenced
yourself already. Come!”</p>
<p>Two officers in uniform barred their exit at the door, but
Hefflefinger smiled easily and showed his badge.</p>
<div class='figcenter'> <ANTIMG src='images/i-128.jpg' id="img003" alt='' />
<p class='center caption'> “For God’s sake,” Hade begged, “let me go.” </p>
</div>
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<p>“One of Byrnes’s men,” he said, in explanation;
“came over expressly to take this chap. He’s a burglar;
‘Arlie’ Lane, <i>alias</i> Carleton. I’ve shown the papers
to the captain. It’s all regular. I’m just going to get his
traps at the hotel and walk him over to the station. I guess
we’ll push right on to New York to-night.”</p>
<p>The officers nodded and smiled their admiration for the
representative of what is, perhaps, the best detective force in the
world, and let him pass.</p>
<p>Then Hefflefinger turned and spoke to Gallegher, who still stood as
watchful as a dog at his side. “I’m going to his room to
get the bonds and stuff,” he whispered; “then I’ll
march him to the station and take that train. I’ve done my share;
don’t forget yours!”</p>
<p>“Oh, you’ll get your money right enough,” said
Gallegher. “And, sa-ay,” he added, with the appreciative
nod of an expert, “do you know, you did it rather
well.”</p>
<p>Mr. Dwyer had been writing while the raid was settling down, as he
had been writing while waiting for the fight to begin. Now he walked
over to where the other correspondents stood in angry conclave.</p>
<p>The newspaper men had informed the officers who hemmed them in that
they represented the principal papers of the country, and were
expostulating vigorously with the captain, who had planned the raid,
and who declared they were under arrest.</p>
<p>“Don’t be an ass, Scott,” said Mr. Dwyer, who was
too excited to be polite or politic. “You know our being here
isn’t a matter of choice. We came here on business, as you did,
and you’ve no right to hold us.”</p>
<p>“If we don’t get our stuff on the wire at once,”
protested a New York man, “we’ll be too late for
to-morrow’s paper, and―”</p>
<p>Captain Scott said he did not care a profanely small amount for
to-morrow’s paper, and that all he knew was that to the
station-house the newspaper men would go. There they would have a
hearing, and if the magistrate chose to let them off, that was the
magistrate’s business, but that his duty was to take them into
custody.</p>
<p>“But then it will be too late, don’t you
understand?” shouted Mr. Dwyer. “You’ve got to let us
go <i>now</i>, at once.”</p>
<p>“I can’t do it, Mr. Dwyer,” said the captain,
“and that’s all there is to it. Why, haven’t I just
sent the president of the Junior Republican Club to the patrol-wagon,
the man that put this coat on me, and do you think I can let you
fellows go after that? You were all put under bonds to keep the peace
not three days ago, and here you’re at it–fighting like
badgers. It’s worth my place to let one of you off.”</p>
<p>What Mr. Dwyer said next was so uncomplimentary to the gallant
Captain Scott that that overwrought individual seized the sporting
editor by the shoulder, and shoved him into the hands of two of his
men.</p>
<p>This was more than the distinguished Mr. Dwyer could brook, and he
excitedly raised his hand in resistance. But before he had time to do
anything foolish his wrist was gripped by one strong little hand, and
he was conscious that another was picking the pocket of his
great-coat.</p>
<p>He slapped his hands to his sides, and, looking down, saw Gallegher
standing close behind him and holding him by the wrist. Mr. Dwyer had
forgotten the boy’s existence, and would have spoken sharply if
something in Gallegher’s innocent eyes had not stopped him.</p>
<p>Gallegher’s hand was still in that pocket in which Mr. Dwyer
had shoved his notebook filled with what he had written of
Gallegher’s work and Hade’s final capture, and with a
running descriptive account of the fight. With his eyes fixed on Mr.
Dwyer, Gallegher drew it out, and with a quick movement shoved it
inside his waistcoat. Mr. Dwyer gave a nod of comprehension. Then
glancing at his two guardsmen, and finding that they were still
interested in the wordy battle of the correspondents with their chief,
and had seen nothing, he stooped and whispered to Gallegher: “The
forms are locked at twenty minutes to three. If you don’t get
there by that time it will be of no use, but if you’re on time
you’ll beat the town–and the country too.”</p>
<p>Gallegher’s eyes flashed significantly, and, nodding his head
to show he understood, started boldly on a run toward the door. But the
officers who guarded it brought him to an abrupt halt, and, much to Mr.
Dwyer’s astonishment, drew from him what was apparently a torrent
of tears.</p>
<p>“Let me go to me father. I want me father,” the boy
shrieked hysterically. “They’ve ’rested father. Oh, daddy,
daddy. They’re a-goin’ to take you to prison.”</p>
<p>“Who is your father, sonny?” asked one of the guardians
of the gate.</p>
<p>“Keppler’s me father,” sobbed Gallegher.
“They’re a-goin’ to lock him up, and I’ll never
see him no more.”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, you will,” said the officer, good-naturedly;
“he’s there in that first patrol-wagon. You can run over
and say good night to him, and then you’d better get to bed. This
ain’t no place for kids of your age.”</p>
<p>“Thank you, sir,” sniffed Gallegher, tearfully, as the
two officers raised their clubs, and let him pass out into the
darkness.</p>
<p>The yard outside was in a tumult, horses were stamping, and
plunging, and backing the carriages into one another; lights were
flashing from every window of what had been apparently an uninhabited
house, and the voices of the prisoners were still raised in angry
expostulation.</p>
<p>Three police patrol-wagons were moving about the yard, filled with
unwilling passengers, who sat or stood, packed together like sheep and
with no protection from the sleet and rain.</p>
<p>Gallegher stole off into a dark corner, and watched the scene until
his eyesight became familiar with the position of the land.</p>
<p>Then with his eyes fixed fearfully on the swinging light of a
lantern with which an officer was searching among the carriages, he
groped his way between horses’ hoofs and behind the wheels of
carriages to the cab which he had himself placed at the furthermost
gate. It was still there, and the horse, as he had left it, with its
head turned toward the city. Gallegher opened the big gate noiselessly,
and worked nervously at the hitching strap. The knot was covered with a
thin coating of ice, and it was several minutes before he could loosen
it. But his teeth finally pulled it apart, and with the reins in his
hands he sprang upon the wheel. And as he stood so, a shock of fear ran
down his back like an electric current, his breath left him, and he
stood immovable, gazing with wide eyes into the darkness.</p>
<p>The officer with the lantern had suddenly loomed up from behind a
carriage not fifty feet distant, and was standing perfectly still, with
his lantern held over his head, peering so directly toward Gallegher
that the boy felt that he must see him. Gallegher stood with one foot
on the hub of the wheel and with the other on the box waiting to
spring. It seemed a minute before either of them moved, and then the
officer took a step forward, and demanded sternly, “Who is that?
What are you doing there?”</p>
<p>There was no time for parley then. Gallegher felt that he had been
taken in the act, and that his only chance lay in open flight. He
leaped up on the box, pulling out the whip as he did so, and with a
quick sweep lashed the horse across the head and back. The animal
sprang forward with a snort, narrowly clearing the gate-post, and
plunged off into the darkness.</p>
<p>“Stop!” cried the officer.</p>
<p>So many of Gallegher’s acquaintances among the ’longshoremen
and mill hands had been challenged in so much the same manner that
Gallegher knew what would probably follow if the challenge was
disregarded. So he slipped from his seat to the footboard below, and
ducked his head.</p>
<p>The three reports of a pistol, which rang out briskly from behind
him, proved that his early training had given him a valuable fund of
useful miscellaneous knowledge.</p>
<p>“Don’t you be scared,” he said, reassuringly, to
the horse; “he’s firing in the air.”</p>
<p>The pistol-shots were answered by the impatient clangor of a
patrol-wagon’s gong, and glancing over his shoulder Gallegher saw
its red and green lanterns tossing from side to side and looking in the
darkness like the side-lights of a yacht plunging forward in a
storm.</p>
<p>“I hadn’t bargained to race you against no
patrol-wagons,” said Gallegher to his animal; “but if they
want a race, we’ll give them a tough tussle for it, won’t
we?”</p>
<p>Philadelphia, lying four miles to the south, sent up a faint yellow
glow to the sky. It seemed very far away, and Gallegher’s
braggadocio grew cold within him at the loneliness of his adventure and
the thought of the long ride before him.</p>
<p>It was still bitterly cold.</p>
<p>The rain and sleet beat through his clothes, and struck his skin
with a sharp, chilling touch that set him trembling.</p>
<p>Even the thought of the over-weighted patrol-wagon probably sticking
in the mud some safe distance in the rear, failed to cheer him, and the
excitement that had so far made him callous to the cold died out and
left him weaker and nervous.</p>
<p>But his horse was chilled with the long standing, and now leaped
eagerly forward, only too willing to warm the half-frozen blood in its
veins.</p>
<p>“You’re a good beast,” said Gallegher,
plaintively. “You’ve got more nerve than me. Don’t
you go back on me now. Mr. Dwyer says we’ve got to beat the
town.” Gallegher had no idea what time it was as he rode through
the night, but he knew he would be able to find out from a big clock
over a manufactory at a point nearly three-quarters of the distance
from Keppler’s to the goal.</p>
<p>He was still in the open country and driving recklessly, for he knew
the best part of his ride must be made outside the city limits.</p>
<p>He raced between desolate-looking cornfields with bare stalks and
patches of muddy earth rising above the thin covering of snow; truck
farms and brick-yards fell behind him on either side. It was very
lonely work, and once or twice the dogs ran yelping to the gates and
barked after him.</p>
<p>Part of his way lay parallel with the railroad tracks, and he drove
for some time beside long lines of freight and coal cars as they stood
resting for the night. The fantastic Queen Anne suburban stations were
dark and deserted, but in one or two of the block-towers he could see
the operators writing at their desks, and the sight in some way
comforted him.</p>
<p>Once he thought of stopping to get out the blanket in which he had
wrapped himself on the first trip, but he feared to spare the time, and
drove on with his teeth chattering and his shoulders shaking with the
cold.</p>
<p>He welcomed the first solitary row of darkened houses with a faint
cheer of recognition. The scattered lamp-posts lightened his spirits,
and even the badly paved streets rang under the beats of his
horse’s feet like music. Great mills and manufactories, with only
a night-watchman’s light in the lowest of their many stories,
began to take the place of the gloomy farm-houses and gaunt trees that
had startled him with their grotesque shapes. He had been driving
nearly an hour, he calculated, and in that time the rain had changed to
a wet snow, that fell heavily and clung to whatever it touched. He
passed block after block of trim work-men’s houses, as still and
silent as the sleepers within them, and at last he turned the
horse’s head into Broad Street, the city’s great
thoroughfare, that stretches from its one end to the other and cuts it
evenly in two.</p>
<p>He was driving noiselessly over the snow and slush in the street,
with his thoughts bent only on the clock-face he wished so much to see,
when a hoarse voice challenged him from the sidewalk. “Hey, you,
stop there, hold up!” said the voice.</p>
<p>Gallegher turned his head, and though he saw that the voice came
from under a policeman’s helmet, his only answer was to hit his
horse sharply over the head with his whip and to urge it into a
gallop.</p>
<p>This, on his part, was followed by a sharp, shrill whistle from the
policeman. Another whistle answered it from a street-corner one block
ahead of him. “Whoa,” said Gallegher, pulling on the reins.
“There’s one too many of them,” he added, in
apologetic explanation. The horse stopped, and stood, breathing
heavily, with great clouds of steam rising from its flanks.</p>
<p>“Why in hell didn’t you stop when I told you to?”
demanded the voice, now close at the cab’s side.</p>
<p>“I didn’t hear you,” returned Gallegher, sweetly.
“But I heard you whistle, and I heard your partner whistle, and I
thought maybe it was me you wanted to speak to, so I just
stopped.”</p>
<p>“You heard me well enough. Why aren’t your lights
lit?” demanded the voice.</p>
<p>“Should I have ’em lit?” asked Gallegher, bending
over and regarding them with sudden interest.</p>
<p>“You know you should, and if you don’t, you’ve no
right to be driving that cab. I don’t believe you’re the
regular driver, anyway. Where’d you get it?”</p>
<p>“It ain’t my cab, of course,” said Gallegher, with
an easy laugh. “It’s Luke McGovern’s. He left it
outside Cronin’s while he went in to get a drink, and he took too
much, and me father told me to drive it round to the stable for him.
I’m Cronin’s son. McGovern ain’t in no condition to
drive. You can see yourself how he’s been misusing the horse. He
puts it up at Bachman’s livery stable, and I was just going
around there now.”</p>
<p>Gallegher’s knowledge of the local celebrities of the district
confused the zealous officer of the peace. He surveyed the boy with a
steady stare that would have distressed a less skilful liar, but
Gallegher only shrugged his shoulders slightly, as if from the cold,
and waited with apparent indifference to what the officer would say
next.</p>
<p>In reality his heart was beating heavily against his side, and he
felt that if he was kept on a strain much longer he would give way and
break down. A second snow-covered form emerged suddenly from the shadow
of the houses.</p>
<p>“What is it, Reeder?” it asked.</p>
<p>“Oh, nothing much,” replied the first officer.
“This kid hadn’t any lamps lit, so I called to him to stop
and he didn’t do it, so I whistled to you. It’s all right,
though. He’s just taking it round to Bachman’s. Go
ahead,” he added, sulkily.</p>
<p>“Get up!” chirped Gallegher. “Good night,”
he added, over his shoulder.</p>
<p>Gallegher gave a hysterical little gasp of relief as he trotted away
from the two policemen, and poured bitter maledictions on their heads
for two meddling fools as he went.</p>
<p>“They might as well kill a man as scare him to death,”
he said, with an attempt to get back to his customary flippancy. But
the effort was somewhat pitiful, and he felt guiltily conscious that a
salt, warm tear was creeping slowly down his face, and that a lump that
would not keep down was rising in his throat.</p>
<p>“Tain’t no fair thing for the whole police force to keep
worrying at a little boy like me,” he said, in shame-faced
apology. “I’m not doing nothing wrong, and I’m half
froze to death, and yet they keep a-nagging at me.”</p>
<p>It was so cold that when the boy stamped his feet against the
footboard to keep them warm, sharp pains shot up through his body, and
when he beat his arms about his shoulders, as he had seen real cabmen
do, the blood in his finger-tips tingled so acutely that he cried aloud
with the pain.</p>
<p>He had often been up that late before, but he had never felt so
sleepy. It was as if some one was pressing a sponge heavy with
chloroform near his face, and he could not fight off the drowsiness
that lay hold of him.</p>
<p>He saw, dimly hanging above his head, a round disk of light that
seemed like a great moon, and which he finally guessed to be the
clock-face for which he had been on the lookout. He had passed it
before he realized this; but the fact stirred him into wakefulness
again, and when his cab’s wheels slipped around the City Hall
corner, he remembered to look up at the other big clock-face that keeps
awake over the railroad station and measures out the night.</p>
<p>He gave a gasp of consternation when he saw that it was half-past
two, and that there was but ten minutes left to him. This, and the many
electric lights and the sight of the familiar pile of buildings,
startled him into a semi-consciousness of where he was and how great
was the necessity for haste.</p>
<p>He rose in his seat and called on the horse, and urged it into a
reckless gallop over the slippery asphalt. He considered nothing else
but speed, and looking neither to the left nor right dashed off down
Broad Street into Chestnut, where his course lay straight away to the
office, now only seven blocks distant.</p>
<p>Gallegher never knew how it began, but he was suddenly assaulted by
shouts on either side, his horse was thrown back on its haunches, and
he found two men in cabmen’s livery hanging at its head, and
patting its sides, and calling it by name. And the other cabmen who
have their stand at the corner were swarming about the carriage, all of
them talking and swearing at once, and gesticulating wildly with their
whips.</p>
<p>They said they knew the cab was McGovern’s, and they wanted to
know where he was, and why he wasn’t on it; they wanted to know
where Gallegher had stolen it, and why he had been such a fool as to
drive it into the arms of its owner’s friends; they said that it
was about time that a cab-driver could get off his box to take a drink
without having his cab run away with, and some of them called loudly
for a policeman to take the young thief in charge.</p>
<p>Gallagher felt as if he had been suddenly dragged into consciousness
out of a bad dream, and stood for a second like a half-awakened
somnambulist.</p>
<p>They had stopped the cab under an electric light, and its glare
shone coldly down upon the trampled snow and the faces of the men
around him.</p>
<p>Gallegher bent forward, and lashed savagely at the horse with his
whip.</p>
<p>“Let me go,” he shouted, as he tugged impotently at the
reins. “Let me go, I tell you. I haven’t stole no cab, and
you’ve got no right to stop me. I only want to take it to the
<i>Press</i> office,” he begged. “They’ll send it
back to you all right. They’ll pay you for the trip. I’m
not running away with it. The driver’s got the
collar–he’s ’rested–and I’m only a-going to the
<i>Press</i> office. Do you hear me?” he cried, his voice rising
and breaking in a shriek of passion and disappointment. “I tell
you to let go those reins. Let me go, or I’ll kill you. Do you
hear me? I’ll kill you.” And leaning forward, the boy
struck savagely with his long whip at the faces of the men about the
horse’s head.</p>
<p>Some one in the crowd reached up and caught him by the ankles, and
with a quick jerk pulled him off the box, and threw him on to the
street. But he was up on his knees in a moment, and caught at the
man’s hand.</p>
<p>“Don’t let them stop me, mister,” he cried,
“please let me go. I didn’t steal the cab, sir. S’help me,
I didn’t. I’m telling you the truth. Take me to the
<i>Press</i> office, and they’ll prove it to you. They’ll
pay you anything you ask ’em. It’s only such a little ways
now, and I’ve come so far, sir. Please don’t let them stop
me,” he sobbed, clasping the man about the knees. “For
Heaven’s sake, mister, let me go!”</p>
<hr class='tb' />
<p>The managing editor of the <i>Press</i> took up the india-rubber
speaking-tube at his side, and answered, “Not yet,” to an
inquiry the night editor had already put to him five times within the
last twenty minutes.</p>
<p>Then he snapped the metal top of the tube impatiently, and went
up-stairs. As he passed the door of the local room, he noticed that the
reporters had not gone home, but were sitting about on the tables and
chairs, waiting. They looked up inquiringly as he passed, and the city
editor asked, “Any news yet?” and the managing editor shook
his head.</p>
<p>The compositors were standing idle in the composing-room, and their
foreman was talking with the night editor.</p>
<p>“Well,” said that gentleman, tentatively.</p>
<p>“Well,” returned the managing editor, “I
don’t think we can wait; do you?”</p>
<p>“It’s a half-hour after time now,” said the night
editor, “and we’ll miss the suburban trains if we hold the
paper back any longer. We can’t afford to wait for a purely
hypothetical story. The chances are all against the fight’s
having taken place or this Hade’s having been
arrested.”</p>
<p>“But if we’re beaten on it–” suggested the
chief. “But I don’t think that is possible. If there were
any story to print, Dwyer would have had it here before now.”</p>
<p>The managing editor looked steadily down at the floor.</p>
<p>“Very well,” he said, slowly, “we won’t wait
any longer. Go ahead,” he added, turning to the foreman with a
sigh of reluctance. The foreman whirled himself about, and began to
give his orders; but the two editors still looked at each other
doubtfully.</p>
<p>As they stood so, there came a sudden shout and the sound of people
running to and fro in the reportorial rooms below. There was the tramp
of many footsteps on the stairs, and above the confusion they heard the
voice of the city editor telling some one to “run to
Madden’s and get some brandy, quick.”</p>
<p>No one in the composing-room said anything; but those compositors
who had started to go home began slipping off their overcoats, and
every one stood with his eyes fixed on the door.</p>
<p>It was kicked open from the outside, and in the doorway stood a
cab-driver and the city editor, supporting between them a pitiful
little figure of a boy, wet and miserable, and with the snow melting on
his clothes and running in little pools to the floor. “Why,
it’s Gallegher,” said the night editor, in a tone of the
keenest disappointment.</p>
<p>Gallegher shook himself free from his supporters, and took an
unsteady step forward, his fingers fumbling stiffly with the buttons of
his waistcoat.</p>
<p>“Mr. Dwyer, sir,” he began faintly, with his eyes fixed
fearfully on the managing editor, “he got arrested–and I
couldn’t get here no sooner, ’cause they kept a-stopping me, and
they took me cab from under me–but–” he pulled the
notebook from his breast and held it out with its covers damp and limp
from the rain–“but we got Hade, and here’s Mr.
Dwyer’s copy.”</p>
<p>And then he asked, with a queer note in his voice, partly of dread
and partly of hope, “Am I in time, sir?”</p>
<p>The managing editor took the book, and tossed it to the foreman, who
ripped out its leaves and dealt them out to his men as rapidly as a
gambler deals out cards.</p>
<p>Then the managing editor stooped and picked Gallegher up in his
arms, and, sitting down, began to unlace his wet and muddy shoes.</p>
<p>Gallegher made a faint effort to resist this degradation of the
managerial dignity; but his protest was a very feeble one, and his head
fell back heavily oh the managing editor’s shoulder.</p>
<p>To Gallegher the incandescent lights began to whirl about in
circles, and to burn in different colors; the faces of the reporters
kneeling before him and chafing his hands and feet grew dim and
unfamiliar, and the roar and rumble of the great presses in the
basement sounded far away, like the murmur of the sea.</p>
<div class='figcenter'> <ANTIMG src='images/i-156.jpg' id="img004" alt=''/> <p class='center caption'> “Why, it’s Gallegher,”
said the night editor. </p>
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<p>And then the place and the circumstances of it came back to him
again sharply and with sudden vividness.</p>
<p>Gallegher looked up, with a faint smile, into the managing
editor’s face. “You won’t turn me off for running
away, will you?” he whispered.</p>
<p>The managing editor did not answer immediately. His head was bent,
and he was thinking, for some reason or other, of a little boy of his
own, at home in bed. Then he said quietly, “Not this time,
Gallegher.”</p>
<p>Gallegher’s head sank back comfortably on the older
man’s shoulder, and he smiled comprehensively at the faces of the
young men crowded around him. “You hadn’t ought to,”
he said, with a touch of his old impudence, ’“cause–I
beat the town.”</p>
<hr class='pb' /> <h2><SPAN name='link_4'></SPAN>BLOOD WILL TELL</h2>
<p>David Greene was an employee of the Burdett Automatic Punch Company.
The manufacturing plant of the company was at Bridgeport, but in the
New York offices there were working samples of all the punches, from
the little nickel-plated hand punch with which conductors squeezed
holes in railroad tickets, to the big punch that could bite into an
iron plate as easily as into a piece of pie. David’s duty was to
explain these different punches, and accordingly when Burdett Senior or
one of the sons turned a customer over to David he spoke of him as a
salesman. But David called himself a “demonstrator.” For a
short time he even succeeded in persuading the other salesmen to speak
of themselves as demonstrators, but the shipping clerks and bookkeepers
laughed them out of it. They could not laugh David out of it. This was
so, partly because he had no sense of humor, and partly because he had
a great-great-grandfather. Among the salesmen on lower Broadway, to
possess a great-great-grandfather is unusual, even a great-grandfather
is a rarity, and either is considered superfluous. But to David the
possession of a great-great-grandfather was a precious and open
delight. He had possessed him only for a short time. Undoubtedly he
always had existed, but it was not until David’s sister Anne
married a doctor in Bordentown, New Jersey, and became socially
ambitious, that David emerged as a Son of Washington.</p>
<p>It was sister Anne, anxious to “get in” as a
“Daughter” and wear a distaff pin in her shirt-waist, who
discovered the revolutionary ancestor. She unearthed him, or rather ran
him to earth, in the graveyard of the Presbyterian church at
Bordentown. He was no less a person than General Hiram Greene, and he
had fought with Washington at Trenton and at Princeton. Of this there
was no doubt. That, later, on moving to New York, his descendants
became peace-loving salesmen did not affect his record. To enter a
society founded on heredity, the important thing is first to catch your
ancestor, and having made sure of him, David entered the Society of the
Sons of Washington with flying colors. He was not unlike the man who
had been speaking prose for forty years without knowing it. He was not
unlike the other man who woke to find himself famous. He had gone to
bed a timid, near-sighted, underpaid salesman without a relative in the
world, except a married sister in Bordentown, and he awoke to find he
was a direct descendant of “Neck or Nothing” Greene, a
revolutionary hero, a friend of Washington, a man whose portrait hung
in the State House at Trenton. David’s life had lacked color. The
day he carried his certificate of membership to the big jewelry store
uptown and purchased two rosettes, one for each of his two coats, was
the proudest of his life.</p>
<p>The other men in the Broadway office took a different view. As
Wyckoff, one of Burdett’s flying squadron of travelling salesmen,
said, “All grandfathers look alike to me, whether they’re
great, or great-great-great. Each one is as dead as the other.
I’d rather have a live cousin who could loan me a five, or slip
me a drink. What did your great-great dad ever do for
<i>you</i>?”</p>
<p>“Well, for one thing,” said David stiffly, “he
fought in the War of the Revolution. He saved us from the shackles of
monarchical England; he made it possible for me and you to enjoy the
liberties of a free republic.”</p>
<p>“Don’t try to tell <i>me</i> your grandfather did all
that,” protested Wyckoff, “because I know better. There
were a lot of others helped. I read about it in a book.”</p>
<p>“I am not grudging glory to others,” returned David;
“I am only saying I am proud that I am a descendant of a
revolutionist.”</p>
<p>Wyckoff dived into his inner pocket and produced a leather
photograph frame that folded like a concertina.</p>
<p>“I don’t want to be a descendant,” he said;
“I’d rather be an ancestor. Look at those.” Proudly
he exhibited photographs of Mrs. Wyckoff with the baby and of three
other little Wyckoffs. David looked with envy at the children.</p>
<p>“When I’m married,” he stammered, and at the words
he blushed, “I hope to be an ancestor.”</p>
<p>“If you’re thinking of getting married,” said
Wyckoff, “you’d better hope for a raise in
salary.”</p>
<p>The other clerks were as unsympathetic as Wyckoff. At first when
David showed them his parchment certificate, and his silver gilt
insignia with on one side a portrait of Washington, and on the other a
Continental soldier, they admitted it was dead swell. They even envied
him, not the grandfather, but the fact that owing to that distinguished
relative David was constantly receiving beautifully engraved
invitations to attend the monthly meetings of the society; to subscribe
to a fund to erect monuments on battle-fields to mark neglected graves;
to join in joyous excursions to the tomb of Washington or of John Paul
Jones; to inspect West Point, Annapolis, and Bunker Hill; to be among
those present at the annual “banquet” at Delmonico’s.
In order that when he opened these letters he might have an audience,
he had given the society his office address.</p>
<p>In these communications he was always addressed as “Dear
Compatriot,” and never did the words fail to give him a thrill.
They seemed to lift him out of Burdett’s salesrooms and Broadway,
and place him next to things uncommercial, untainted, high, and noble.
He did not quite know what an aristocrat was, but he believed being a
compatriot made him an aristocrat. When customers were rude, when Mr.
John or Mr. Robert was overbearing, this idea enabled David to rise
above their ill-temper, and he would smile and say to himself:
“If they knew the meaning of the blue rosette in my button-hole,
how differently they would treat me! How easily with a word could I
crush them!”</p>
<p>But few of the customers recognized the significance of the button.
They thought it meant that David belonged to the Y. M. C. A. or was a
teetotaler. David, with his gentle manners and pale, ascetic face, was
liable to give that impression.</p>
<p>When Wyckoff mentioned marriage, the reason David blushed was
because, although no one in the office suspected it, he wished to marry
the person in whom the office took the greatest pride. This was Miss
Emily Anthony, one of Burdett and Sons’ youngest, most efficient,
and prettiest stenographers, and although David did not cut as dashing
a figure as did some of the firm’s travelling men, Miss Anthony
had found something in him so greatly to admire that she had, out of
office hours, accepted his devotion, his theatre tickets, and an
engagement ring. Indeed, so far had matters progressed, that it had
been almost decided when in a few months they would go upon their
vacations they also would go upon their honeymoon. And then a cloud had
come between them, and from a quarter from which David had expected
only sunshine.</p>
<p>The trouble befell when David discovered he had a
great-great-grandfather. With that fact itself Miss Anthony was almost
as pleased as was David himself, but while he was content to bask in
another’s glory, Miss Anthony saw in his inheritance only an
incentive to achieve glory for himself.</p>
<p>From a hard-working salesman she had asked but little, but from a
descendant of a national hero she expected other things. She was a
determined young person, and for David she was an ambitious young
person. She found she was dissatisfied. She found she was disappointed.
The great-great-grandfather had opened up a new horizon–had, in a
way, raised the standard. She was as fond of David as always, but his
tales of past wars and battles, his accounts of present banquets at
which he sat shoulder to shoulder with men of whom even Burdett and
Sons spoke with awe, touched her imagination.</p>
<p>“You shouldn’t be content to just wear a button,”
she urged. “If you’re a Son of Washington, you ought to act
like one.”</p>
<p>“I know I’m not worthy of you,” David sighed.</p>
<p>“I don’t mean that, and you know I don’t,”
Emily replied indignantly. “It has nothing to do with me! I want
you to be worthy of yourself, of your grandpa Hiram!”</p>
<p>“But <i>how</i>?” complained David. “What chance
has a twenty-five dollar a week clerk―”</p>
<p>It was a year before the Spanish-American War, while the patriots of
Cuba were fighting the mother country for their independence.</p>
<p>“If I were a Son of the Revolution,” said Emily,
“I’d go to Cuba and help free it.”</p>
<p>“Don’t talk nonsense,” cried David. “If I
did that I’d lose my job, and we’d never be able to marry.
Besides, what’s Cuba done for me? All I know about Cuba is, I
once smoked a Cuban cigar and it made me ill.”</p>
<p>“Did Lafayette talk like that?” demanded Emily.
“Did he ask what have the American rebels ever done for
me?”</p>
<p>“If I were in Lafayette’s class,” sighed David,
“I wouldn’t be selling automatic punches.”</p>
<p>“There’s your trouble,” declared Emily. “You
lack self-confidence. You’re too humble, you’ve got
fighting blood and you ought to keep saying to yourself, ‘Blood will
tell,’ and the first thing you know, it <i>will</i> tell! You
might begin by going into politics in your ward. Or, you could join the
militia. That takes only one night a week, and then, if we <i>did</i>
go to war with Spain, you’d get a commission, and come back a
captain!”</p>
<p>Emily’s eyes were beautiful with delight. But the sight gave
David no pleasure. In genuine distress, he shook his head.</p>
<p>“Emily,” he said, “you’re going to be
awfully disappointed in me.”</p>
<p>Emily’s eyes closed as though they shied at some mental
picture. But when she opened them they were bright, and her smile was
kind and eager.</p>
<p>“No, I’m not,” she protested; “only I want a
husband with a career, and one who’ll tell me to keep quiet when
I try to run it for him.”</p>
<p>“I’ve often wished you would,” said David.</p>
<p>“Would what? Run your career for you?”</p>
<p>“No, keep quiet. Only it didn’t seem polite to tell you
so.”</p>
<p>“Maybe I’d like you better,” said Emily, “if
you weren’t so darned polite.”</p>
<p>A week later, early in the spring of 1897, the unexpected happened,
and David was promoted into the flying squadron. He now was a
travelling salesman, with a rise in salary and a commission on orders.
It was a step forward, but as going on the road meant absence from
Emily, David was not elated. Nor did it satisfy Emily. It was not money
she wanted. Her ambition for David could not be silenced with a raise
in wages. She did not say this, but David knew that in him she still
found something lacking, and when they said good-by they both were ill
at ease and completely unhappy. Formerly, each day when Emily in
passing David in the office said good-morning, she used to add the
number of the days that still separated them from the vacation which
also was to be their honeymoon. But, for the last month she had stopped
counting the days–at least she did not count them aloud.</p>
<p>David did not ask her why this was so. He did not dare. And, sooner
than learn the truth that she had decided not to marry him, or that she
was even considering not marrying him, he asked no questions, but in
ignorance of her present feelings set forth on his travels. Absence
from Emily hurt just as much as he had feared it would. He missed her,
needed her, longed for her. In numerous letters he told her so. But,
owing to the frequency with which he moved, her letters never caught up
with him. It was almost a relief. He did not care to think of what they
might tell him.</p>
<p>The route assigned David took him through the South and kept him
close to the Atlantic seaboard. In obtaining orders he was not
unsuccessful, and at the end of the first month received from the firm
a telegram of congratulation. This was of importance chiefly because it
might please Emily. But he knew that in her eyes the
great-great-grandson of Hiram Greene could not rest content with a
telegram from Burdett and Sons. A year before she would have considered
it a high honor, a cause for celebration. Now, he could see her press
her pretty lips together and shake her pretty head. It was not enough.
But how could he accomplish more. He began to hate his
great-great-grandfather. He began to wish Hiram Greene had lived and
died a bachelor.</p>
<p>And then Dame Fortune took David in hand and toyed with him and
spanked him, and pelted and petted him, until finally she made him her
favorite son. Dame Fortune went about this work in an abrupt and
arbitrary manner.</p>
<p>On the night of the 1st of March, 1897, two trains were scheduled to
leave the Union Station at Jacksonville at exactly the same minute, and
they left exactly on time. As never before in the history of any
Southern railroad has this miracle occurred, it shows that when Dame
Fortune gets on the job she is omnipotent. She placed David on the
train to Miami as the train he wanted drew out for Tampa, and an hour
later, when the conductor looked at David’s ticket, he pulled the
bell-cord and dumped David over the side into the heart of a pine
forest. If he walked back along the track for one mile, the conductor
reassured him, he would find a flag station where at midnight he could
flag a train going north. In an hour it would deliver him safely in
Jacksonville.</p>
<p>There was a moon, but for the greater part of the time it was hidden
by fitful, hurrying clouds, and, as David stumbled forward, at one
moment he would see the rails like streaks of silver, and the next
would be encompassed in a complete and bewildering darkness. He made
his way from tie to tie only by feeling with his foot. After an hour he
came to a shed. Whether it was or was not the flag station the
conductor had in mind, he did not know, and he never did know. He was
too tired, too hot, and too disgusted to proceed, and dropping his suit
case he sat down under the open roof of the shed prepared to wait
either for the train or daylight. So far as he could see, on every side
of him stretched a swamp, silent, dismal, interminable. From its black
water rose dead trees, naked of bark and hung with streamers of
funereal moss. There was not a sound or sign of human habitation. The
silence was the silence of the ocean at night. David remembered the
berth reserved for him on the train to Tampa and of the loathing with
which he had considered placing himself between its sheets. But now how
gladly would he welcome it! For, in the sleeping-car, ill-smelling,
close and stuffy, he at least would have been surrounded by
fellow-sufferers of his own species. Here his companions were owls,
water-snakes, and sleeping buzzards.</p>
<p>“I am alone,” he told himself, “on a railroad
embankment, entirely surrounded by alligators.”</p>
<p>And then he found he was not alone.</p>
<p>In the darkness, illuminated by a match, not a hundred yards from
him there flashed suddenly the face of a man. Then the match went out
and the face with it. David noted that it had appeared at some height
above the level of the swamp, at an elevation higher even than that of
the embankment. It was as though the man had been sitting on the limb
of a tree. David crossed the tracks and found that on the side of the
embankment opposite the shed there was solid ground and what once had
been a wharf. He advanced over this cautiously, and as he did so the
clouds disappeared, and in the full light of the moon he saw a bayou
broadening into a river, and made fast to the decayed and rotting wharf
an ocean-going tug. It was from her deck that the man, in lighting his
pipe, had shown his face. At the thought of a warm engine-room and the
company of his fellow-creatures, David’s heart leaped with
pleasure. He advanced quickly. And then something in the appearance of
the tug, something mysterious, secretive, threatening, caused him to
halt. No lights showed from her engine-room, cabin, or pilot-house. Her
decks were empty. But, as was evidenced by the black smoke that rose
from her funnel, she was awake and awake to some purpose. David stood
uncertainly, questioning whether to make his presence known or return
to the loneliness of the shed. The question was decided for him. He had
not considered that standing in the moonlight he was a conspicuous
figure. The planks of the wharf creaked and a man came toward him. As
one who means to attack, or who fears attack, he approached warily. He
wore high boots, riding breeches, and a sombrero. He was a little man,
but his movements were alert and active. To David he seemed
unnecessarily excited. He thrust himself close against David.</p>
<p>“Who the devil are you?” demanded the man from the tug.
“How’d you get here?”</p>
<p>“I walked,” said David.</p>
<p>“Walked?” the man snorted incredulously.</p>
<p>“I took the wrong train,” explained David pleasantly.
“They put me off about a mile below here. I walked back to this
flag station. I’m going to wait here for the next train
north.”</p>
<p>The little man laughed mockingly.</p>
<p>“Oh, no you’re not,” he said. “If you walked
here, you can just walk away again!” With a sweep of his arm, he
made a vigorous and peremptory gesture.</p>
<p>“You walk!” he commanded.</p>
<p>“I’ll do just as I please about that,” said
David.</p>
<p>As though to bring assistance, the little man started hastily toward
the tug.</p>
<p>“I’ll find some one who’ll make you walk!”
he called. “You <i>wait</i>, that’s all, you
<i>wait</i>!”</p>
<p>David decided not to wait. It was possible the wharf was private
property and he had been trespassing. In any case, at the flag station
the rights of all men were equal, and if he were in for a fight he
judged it best to choose his own battleground. He recrossed the tracks
and sat down on his suit case in a dark corner of the shed. Himself
hidden in the shadows he could see in the moonlight the approach of any
other person.</p>
<p>“They’re river pirates,” said David to himself,
“or smugglers. They’re certainly up to some mischief, or
why should they object to the presence of a perfectly harmless
stranger?”</p>
<p>Partly with cold, partly with nervousness, David shivered.</p>
<p>“I wish that train would come,” he sighed. And
instantly, as though in answer to his wish, from only a short distance
down the track he heard the rumble and creak of approaching cars. In a
flash David planned his course of action.</p>
<p>The thought of spending the night in a swamp infested by alligators
and smugglers had become intolerable. He must escape, and he must
escape by the train now approaching. To that end the train must be
stopped. His plan was simple. The train was moving very, very slowly,
and though he had no lantern to wave, in order to bring it to a halt he
need only stand on the track exposed to the glare of the headlight and
wave his arms. David sprang between the rails and gesticulated wildly.
But in amazement his arms fell to his sides. For the train, now only a
hundred yards distant and creeping toward him at a snail’s pace,
carried no headlight, and though in the moonlight David was plainly
visible, it blew no whistle, tolled no bell. Even the passenger coaches
in the rear of the sightless engine were wrapped in darkness. It was a
ghost of a train, a Flying Dutchman of a train, a nightmare of a train.
It was as unreal as the black swamp, as the moss on the dead trees, as
the ghostly tug-boat tied to the rotting wharf.</p>
<p>“Is the place haunted!” exclaimed David.</p>
<p>He was answered by the grinding of brakes and by the train coming to
a sharp halt. And instantly from every side men fell from it to the
ground, and the silence of the night was broken by a confusion of calls
and eager greeting and questions and sharp words of command.</p>
<p>So fascinated was David in the stealthy arrival of the train and in
her mysterious passengers that, until they confronted him, he did not
note the equally stealthy approach of three men. Of these one was the
little man from the tug. With him was a fat, red-faced Irish-American.
He wore no coat and his shirt-sleeves were drawn away from his hands by
garters of pink elastic, his derby hat was balanced behind his ears,
upon his right hand flashed an enormous diamond. He looked as though
but at that moment he had stopped sliding glasses across a Bowery bar.
The third man carried the outward marks of a sailor. David believed he
was the tallest man he had ever beheld, but equally remarkable with his
height was his beard and hair, which were of a fierce brick-dust red.
Even in the mild moonlight it flamed like a torch.</p>
<p>“What’s your business?” demanded the man with the
flamboyant hair.</p>
<p>“I came here,” began David, “to wait for a
train―-”</p>
<p>The tall man bellowed with indignant rage.</p>
<p>“Yes,” he shouted; “this is the sort of place any
one would pick out to wait for a train!”</p>
<p>In front of David’s nose he shook a fist as large as a
catcher’s glove. “Don’t you lie to <i>me</i>!”
he bullied. “Do you know who I am? Do you know <i>who</i>
you’re up against? I’m―”</p>
<p>The barkeeper person interrupted.</p>
<p>“Never mind who you are,” he said. “We know that.
Find out who <i>he</i> is.”</p>
<p>David turned appealingly to the barkeeper.</p>
<p>“Do you suppose I’d come here on purpose?” he
protested. “I’m a travelling man―”</p>
<p>“You won’t travel any to-night,” mocked the
red-haired one. “You’ve seen what you came to see, and all
you want now is to get to a Western Union wire. Well, you don’t
do it. You don’t leave here to-night!”</p>
<p>As though he thought he had been neglected, the little man in
riding-boots pushed forward importantly.</p>
<p>“Tie him to a tree!” he suggested.</p>
<p>“Better take him on board,” said the barkeeper,
“and send him back by the pilot. When we’re once at sea, he
can’t hurt us any.”</p>
<p>“What makes you think I want to hurt you?” demanded
David. “Who do you think I am?”</p>
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<p>“We know who you are,” shouted the fiery-headed one.
“You’re a blanketty-blank spy! You’re a government
spy or a Spanish spy, and whichever you are you don’t get away
to-night!”</p>
<p>David had not the faintest idea what the man meant, but he knew his
self-respect was being ill-treated, and his self-respect rebelled.</p>
<p>“You have made a very serious mistake,” he said,
“and whether you like it or not, I <i>am</i> leaving here
to-night, and <i>you</i> can go to the devil!”</p>
<p>Turning his back David started with great dignity to walk away. It
was a short walk. Something hit him below the ear and he found himself
curling up comfortably on the ties. He had a strong desire to sleep,
but was conscious that a bed on a railroad track, on account of trains
wanting to pass, was unsafe. This doubt did not long disturb him. His
head rolled against the steel rail, his limbs relaxed. From a great
distance, and in a strange sing-song he heard the voice of the
barkeeper saying, “Nine–ten–and
<i>out</i>!”</p>
<p>When David came to his senses his head was resting on a coil of
rope. In his ears was the steady throb of an engine, and in his eyes
the glare of a lantern. The lantern was held by a pleasant-faced youth
in a golf cap who was smiling sympathetically. David rose on his elbow
and gazed wildly about him. He was in the bow of the ocean-going tug,
and he saw that from where he lay in the bow to her stern her decks
were packed with men. She was steaming swiftly down a broad river. On
either side the gray light that comes before the dawn showed low banks
studded with stunted palmettos. Close ahead David heard the roar of the
surf.</p>
<p>“Sorry to disturb you,” said the youth in the golf cap,
“but we drop the pilot in a few minutes and you’re going
with him.”</p>
<p>David moved his aching head gingerly, and was conscious of a bump as
large as a tennis ball behind his right ear.</p>
<p>“What happened to me?” he demanded.</p>
<p>“You were sort of kidnapped, I guess,” laughed the young
man. “It was a raw deal, but they couldn’t take any
chances. The pilot will land you at Okra Point. You can hire a rig
there to take you to the railroad.”</p>
<p>“But why?” demanded David indignantly. “Why was I
kidnapped? What had I done? Who were those men who―”</p>
<p>From the pilot-house there was a sharp jangle of bells to the
engine-room, and the speed of the tug slackened.</p>
<p>“Come on,” commanded the young man briskly. “The
pilot’s going ashore. Here’s your grip, here’s your
hat. The ladder’s on the port side. Look where you’re
stepping. We can’t show any lights, and it’s dark
as―”</p>
<p>But, even as he spoke, like a flash of powder, as swiftly as one
throws an electric switch, as blindingly as a train leaps from the
tunnel into the glaring sun, the darkness vanished and the tug was
swept by the fierce, blatant radiance of a search-light.</p>
<p>It was met by shrieks from two hundred throats, by screams, oaths,
prayers, by the sharp jangling of bells, by the blind rush of many men
scurrying like rats for a hole to hide in, by the ringing orders of one
man. Above the tumult this one voice rose like the warning strokes of a
fire-gong, and looking up to the pilot-house from whence the voice
came, David saw the barkeeper still in his shirt-sleeves and with his
derby hat pushed back behind his ears, with one hand clutching the
telegraph to the engine-room, with the other holding the spoke of the
wheel.</p>
<p>David felt the tug, like a hunter taking a fence, rise in a great
leap. Her bow sank and rose, tossing the water from her in black, oily
waves, the smoke poured from her funnel, from below her engines sobbed
and quivered, and like a hound freed from a leash she raced for the
open sea. But swiftly as she fled, as a thief is held in the circle of
a policeman’s bull’s-eye, the shaft of light followed and
exposed her and held her in its grip. The youth in the golf cap was
clutching David by the arm. With his free hand he pointed down the
shaft of light. So great was the tumult that to be heard he brought his
lips close to David’s ear.</p>
<p>“That’s the revenue cutter!” he shouted.
“She’s been laying for us for three weeks, and now,”
he shrieked exultingly, “the old man’s going to give her a
race for it.”</p>
<p>From excitement, from cold, from alarm, David’s nerves were
getting beyond his control.</p>
<p>“But how,” he demanded, “how do I get
ashore?”</p>
<p>“You don’t!”</p>
<p>“When he drops the pilot, don’t I―”</p>
<p>“How can he drop the pilot?” yelled the youth.
“The pilot’s got to stick by the boat. So have
you.”</p>
<p>David clutched the young man and swung him so that they stood face
to face.</p>
<p>“Stick by what boat?” yelled David. “Who are these
men? Who are you? What boat is this?”</p>
<p>In the glare of the search-light David saw the eyes of the youth
staring at him as though he feared he were in the clutch of a madman.
Wrenching himself free, the youth pointed at the pilot-house. Above it
on a blue board in letters of gold-leaf a foot high was the name of the
tug. As David read it his breath left him, a finger of ice passed
slowly down his spine. The name he read was <i>The Three
Friends</i>.</p>
<p>“<i>The Three Friends!</i>” shrieked David.
“She’s a filibuster! She’s a pirate! Where’re
we going?”</p>
<p>“To Cuba!”</p>
<p>David emitted a howl of anguish, rage, and protest.</p>
<p>“What for?” he shrieked.</p>
<p>The young man regarded him coldly.</p>
<p>“To pick bananas,” he said.</p>
<p>“I won’t go to Cuba,” shouted David.
“I’ve got to work! I’m paid to sell machinery. I
demand to be put ashore. I’ll lose my job if I’m not put
ashore. I’ll sue you! I’ll have the law―”</p>
<p>David found himself suddenly upon his knees. His first thought was
that the ship had struck a rock, and then that she was bumping herself
over a succession of coral reefs. She dipped, dived, reared, and
plunged. Like a hooked fish, she flung herself in the air, quivering
from bow to stern. No longer was David of a mind to sue the filibusters
if they did not put him ashore. If only they had put him ashore, in
gratitude he would have crawled on his knees. What followed was of no
interest to David, nor to many of the filibusters, nor to any of the
Cuban patriots. Their groans of self-pity, their prayers and curses in
eloquent Spanish, rose high above the crash of broken crockery and the
pounding of the waves. Even when the search-light gave way to a
brilliant sunlight the circumstance was unobserved by David. Nor was he
concerned in the tidings brought forward by the youth in the golf cap,
who raced the slippery decks and vaulted the prostrate forms as
sure-footedly as a hurdler on a cinder track. To David, in whom he
seemed to think he had found a congenial spirit, he shouted joyfully,
“She’s fired two blanks at us!” he cried; “now
she’s firing cannon-balls!”</p>
<p>“Thank God,” whispered David; “perhaps
she’ll sink us!”</p>
<p>But <i>The Three Friends</i> showed her heels to the revenue cutter,
and so far as David knew hours passed into days and days into weeks. It
was like those nightmares in which in a minute one is whirled through
centuries of fear and torment. Sometimes, regardless of nausea, of his
aching head, of the hard deck, of the waves that splashed and smothered
him, David fell into broken slumber. Sometimes he woke to a dull
consciousness of his position. At such moments he added to his misery
by speculating upon the other misfortunes that might have befallen him
on shore. Emily, he decided, had given him up for lost and
married–probably a navy officer in command of a battle-ship.
Burdett and Sons had cast him off forever. Possibly his disappearance
had caused them to suspect him; even now they might be regarding him as
a defaulter, as a fugitive from justice. His accounts, no doubt, were
being carefully overhauled. In actual time, two days and two nights had
passed; to David it seemed many ages.</p>
<p>On the third day he crawled to the stern, where there seemed less
motion, and finding a boat’s cushion threw it in the lee scupper
and fell upon it. From time to time the youth in the golf cap had
brought him food and drink, and he now appeared from the cook’s
galley bearing a bowl of smoking soup.</p>
<p>David considered it a doubtful attention.</p>
<p>But he said, “You’re very kind. How did a fellow like
you come to mix up with these pirates?”</p>
<p>The youth laughed good-naturedly.</p>
<p>“They’re not pirates, they’re patriots,” he
said, “and I’m not mixed up with them. My name is Henry
Carr and I’m a guest of Jimmy Doyle, the captain.”</p>
<p>“The barkeeper with the derby hat?” said David.</p>
<p>“He’s not a barkeeper, he’s a teetotaler,”
Carr corrected, “and he’s the greatest filibuster alive. He
knows these waters as you know Broadway, and he’s the salt of the
earth. I did him a favor once; sort of mouse-helping-the-lion idea.
Just through dumb luck I found out about this expedition. The
government agents in New York found out I’d found out and sent
for me to tell. But I didn’t, and I didn’t write the story
either. Doyle heard about that. So, he asked me to come as his guest,
and he’s promised that after he’s landed the expedition and
the arms I can write as much about it as I darn please.”</p>
<p>“Then you’re a reporter?” said David.</p>
<p>“I’m what we call a cub reporter,” laughed Carr.
“You see, I’ve always dreamed of being a war correspondent.
The men in the office say I dream too much. They’re always guying
me about it. But, haven’t you noticed, it’s the ones who
dream who find their dreams come true. Now this isn’t real war,
but it’s a near war, and when the real thing breaks loose, I can
tell the managing editor I served as a war correspondent in the
Cuban-Spanish campaign. And he may give me a real job!”</p>
<p>“And you <i>like</i> this?” groaned David.</p>
<p>“I wouldn’t, if I were as sick as you are,” said
Carr, “but I’ve a stomach like a Harlem goat.” He
stooped and lowered his voice. “Now, here are two fake
filibusters,” he whispered. “The men you read about in the
newspapers. If a man’s a <i>real</i> filibuster, nobody knows
it!”</p>
<p>Coming toward them was the tall man who had knocked David out, and
the little one who had wanted to tie him to a tree.</p>
<p>“All they ask,” whispered Carr, “is money and
advertisement. If they knew I was a reporter, they’d eat out of
my hand. The tall man calls himself Lighthouse Harry. He once kept a
lighthouse on the Florida coast, and that’s as near to the sea
as he ever got. The other one is a daredevil calling himself Colonel
Beamish. He says he’s an English officer, and a soldier of
fortune, and that he’s been in eighteen battles. Jimmy says
he’s never been near enough to a battle to see the red-cross
flags on the base hospital. But they’ve fooled these Cubans. The
Junta thinks they’re great fighters, and it’s sent them
down here to work the machine guns. But I’m afraid the only
fighting they will do will be in the sporting columns, and not in the
ring.”</p>
<p>A half dozen sea-sick Cubans were carrying a heavy, oblong box. They
dropped it not two yards from where David lay, and with a screw-driver
Lighthouse Harry proceeded to open the lid.</p>
<p>Carr explained to David that <i>The Three Friends</i> was
approaching that part of the coast of Cuba on which she had arranged to
land her expedition, and that in case she was surprised by one of the
Spanish patrol boats she was preparing to defend herself.</p>
<p>“They’ve got an automatic gun in that crate,” said
Carr, “and they’re going to assemble it. You’d better
move; they’ll be tramping all over you.”</p>
<p>David shook his head feebly.</p>
<p>“I can’t move!” he protested. “I
wouldn’t move if it would free Cuba.”</p>
<p>For several hours with very languid interest David watched
Lighthouse Harry and Colonel Beamish screw a heavy tripod to the deck
and balance above it a quick-firing one-pounder. They worked very
slowly, and to David, watching them from the lee scupper, they appeared
extremely unintelligent.</p>
<p>“I don’t believe either of those thugs put an automatic
gun together in his life,” he whispered to Carr. “I never
did, either, but I’ve put hundreds of automatic punches together,
and I bet that gun won’t work.”</p>
<p>“What’s wrong with it?” said Carr.</p>
<p>Before David could summon sufficient energy to answer, the attention
of all on board was diverted, and by a single word.</p>
<p>Whether the word is whispered apologetically by the smoking-room
steward to those deep in bridge, or shrieked from the tops of a sinking
ship it never quite fails of its effect. A sweating stoker from the
engine-room saw it first.</p>
<p>“Land!” he hailed.</p>
<p>The sea-sick Cubans raised themselves and swung their hats; their
voices rose in a fierce chorus.</p>
<p>“Cuba libre!” they yelled.</p>
<p>The sun piercing the morning mists had uncovered a coast-line broken
with bays and inlets. Above it towered green hills, the peak of each
topped by a squat block-house; in the valleys and water courses like
columns of marble rose the royal palms.</p>
<p>“You <i>must</i> look!” Carr entreated David.
“It’s just as it is in the pictures!”</p>
<p>“Then I don’t have to look,” groaned David.</p>
<p><i>The Three Friends</i> was making for a point of land that curved
like a sickle. On the inside of the sickle was Nipe Bay. On the
opposite shore of that broad harbor at the place of rendezvous a little
band of Cubans waited to receive the filibusters. The goal was in
sight. The dreadful voyage was done. Joy and excitement thrilled the
ship’s company. Cuban patriots appeared in uniforms with Cuban
flags pinned in the brims of their straw sombreros. From the hold came
boxes of small-arm ammunition, of Mausers, rifles, machetes, and
saddles. To protect the landing a box of shells was placed in readiness
beside the one-pounder.</p>
<p>“In two hours, if we have smooth water,” shouted
Lighthouse Harry, “we ought to get all of this on shore. And
then, all I ask,” he cried mightily, “is for some one to
kindly show me a Spaniard!”</p>
<p>His heart’s desire was instantly granted. He was shown not
only one Spaniard, but several Spaniards. They were on the deck of one
of the fastest gun-boats of the Spanish navy. Not a mile from <i>The
Three Friends</i> she sprang from the cover of a narrow inlet. She did
not signal questions or extend courtesies. For her the name of the
ocean-going tug was sufficient introduction. Throwing ahead of her a
solid shell, she raced in pursuit, and as <i>The Three Friends</i>
leaped to full speed there came from the gun-boat the sharp dry crackle
of Mausers.</p>
<p>With an explosion of terrifying oaths Lighthouse Harry thrust a
shell into the breech of the quick-firing gun. Without waiting to aim
it, he tugged at the trigger. Nothing happened! He threw open the
breech and gazed impotently at the base of the shell. It was untouched.
The ship was ringing with cries of anger, of hate, with rat-like
squeaks of fear.</p>
<p>Above the heads of the filibusters a shell screamed and within a
hundred feet splashed into a wave.</p>
<p>From his mat in the lee scupper David groaned miserably. He was far
removed from any of the greater emotions.</p>
<p>“It’s no use!” he protested. “They
can’t do! It’s not connected!”</p>
<p>“<i>What’s</i> not connected?” yelled Carr. He
fell upon David. He half-lifted, half-dragged him to his feet.</p>
<p>“If you know what’s wrong with that gun, you fix it! Fix
it,” he shouted, “or I’ll―”</p>
<p>David was not concerned with the vengeance Carr threatened. For, on
the instant a miracle had taken place. With the swift insidiousness of
morphine, peace ran through his veins, soothed his racked body, his
jangled nerves. <i>The Three Friends</i> had made the harbor, and was
gliding through water flat as a pond. But David did not know why the
change had come. He knew only that his soul and body were at rest, that
the sun was shining, that he had passed through the valley of the
shadow, and once more was a sane, sound young man.</p>
<p>With a savage thrust of the shoulder he sent Lighthouse Harry
sprawling from the gun. With swift, practised fingers he fell upon its
mechanism. He wrenched it apart. He lifted it, reset, readjusted
it.</p>
<p>Ignorant themselves, those about him saw that he understood, saw
that his work was good.</p>
<p>They raised a joyous, defiant cheer. But a shower of bullets drove
them to cover, bullets that ripped the deck, splintered the
superstructure, smashed the glass in the air ports, like angry wasps
sang in a continuous whining chorus. Intent only on the gun, David
worked feverishly. He swung to the breech, locked it, and dragged it
open, pulled on the trigger and found it gave before his
forefinger.</p>
<p>He shouted with delight.</p>
<p>“I’ve got it working,” he yelled.</p>
<p>He turned to his audience, but his audience had fled. From beneath
one of the life-boats protruded the riding-boots of Colonel Beamish,
the tall form of Lighthouse Harry was doubled behind a water butt. A
shell splashed to port, a shell splashed to starboard. For an instant
David stood staring wide-eyed at the greyhound of a boat that ate up
the distance between them, at the jets of smoke and stabs of flame that
sprang from her bow, at the figures crouched behind her gunwale, firing
in volleys.</p>
<p>To David it came suddenly, convincingly, that in a dream he had
lived it all before, and something like raw poison stirred in David,
something leaped to his throat and choked him, something rose in his
brain and made him see scarlet. He felt rather than saw young Carr
kneeling at the box of ammunition, and holding a shell toward him. He
heard the click as the breech shut, felt the rubber tire of the brace
give against the weight of his shoulder, down a long shining tube saw
the pursuing gun-boat, saw her again and many times disappear behind a
flash of flame. A bullet gashed his forehead, a bullet passed deftly
through his forearm, but he did not heed them. Confused with the
thrashing of the engines, with the roar of the gun he heard a strange
voice shrieking unceasingly:</p>
<p>“Cuba libre!” it yelled. “To hell with
Spain!” and he found that the voice was his own.</p>
<p>The story lost nothing in the way Carr wrote it.</p>
<p>“And the best of it is,” he exclaimed joyfully,
“it’s true!”</p>
<p>For a Spanish gun-boat <i>had</i> been crippled and forced to run
herself aground by a tug-boat manned by Cuban patriots, and by a single
gun served by one man, and that man an American. It was the first
sea-fight of the war. Over night a Cuban navy had been born, and into
the limelight a cub reporter had projected a new “hero,” a
ready-made, warranted-not-to-run, popular idol.</p>
<p>They were seated in the pilot-house, “Jimmy” Doyle,
Carr, and David, the patriots and their arms had been safely dumped
upon the coast of Cuba, and <i>The</i> <i>Three Friends</i> was gliding
swiftly and, having caught the Florida straits napping, smoothly toward
Key West. Carr had just finished reading aloud his account of the
engagement.</p>
<p>“You will tell the story just as I have written it,”
commanded the proud author. “Your being South as a travelling
salesman was only a blind. You came to volunteer for this expedition.
Before you could explain your wish you were mistaken for a
secret-service man, and hustled on board. That was just where you
wanted to be, and when the moment arrived you took command of the ship
and single-handed won the naval battle of Nipe Bay.”</p>
<p>Jimmy Doyle nodded his head approvingly. “You certainly did,
Dave,” protested the great man, “I seen you when you done
it!”</p>
<p>At Key West Carr filed his story and while the hospital surgeons
kept David there over one steamer, to dress his wounds, his fame and
features spread across the map of the United States.</p>
<p>Burdett and Sons basked in reflected glory. Reporters besieged their
office. At the Merchants Down-Town Club the business men of lower
Broadway tendered congratulations.</p>
<p>“Of course, it’s a great surprise to us,” Burdett
and Sons would protest and wink heavily. “Of course, when the boy
asked to be sent South we’d no idea he was planning to fight for
Cuba! Or we wouldn’t have let him go, would we?” Then again
they would wink heavily. “I suppose you know,” they would
say, “that he’s a direct descendant of General Hiram
Greene, who won the battle of Trenton. What I say is, ‘Blood will
tell!’” And then in a body every one in the club would move
against the bar and exclaim: “Here’s to Cuba
libre!”</p>
<p>When the <i>Olivette</i> from Key West reached Tampa Bay every Cuban
in the Tampa cigar factories was at the dock. There were thousands of
them and all of the Junta, in high hats, to read David an address of
welcome.</p>
<p>And, when they saw him at the top of the gang-plank with his head in
a bandage and his arm in a sling, like a mob of maniacs they howled and
surged toward him. But before they could reach their hero the courteous
Junta forced them back, and cleared a pathway for a young girl. She was
travel-worn and pale, her shirt-waist was disgracefully wrinkled, her
best hat was a wreck. No one on Broadway would have recognized her as
Burdett and Sons’ most immaculate and beautiful stenographer.</p>
<div class='figcenter'> <ANTIMG src='images/i-210.jpg' id="img006" alt=''/> <p class='center caption'> She dug the shapeless hat into
David’s shoulder. </p>
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<p>She dug the shapeless hat into David’s shoulder, and clung to
him. “David!” she sobbed, “promise me you’ll
never, never do it again!”</p>
<hr class='pb' /> <h2><SPAN name='link_5'></SPAN>THE BAR SINISTER</h2>
<p class='tac tiz fs12 mb20'>Preface</p>
<div class='bquote'>
<p class='tiz'>When this story first appeared, the writer received letters of two
kinds, one asking a question and the other making a statement. The
question was, whether there was any foundation of truth in the story;
the statement challenged him to say that there was. The letters seemed
to show that a large proportion of readers prefer their dose of fiction
with a sweetening of fact. This is written to furnish that condiment,
and to answer the question and the statement.</p>
<p>In the dog world, the original of the bull-terrier in the story is
known as Edgewood Cold Steel and to his intimates as “Kid.”
His father was Lord Minto, a thoroughbred bull-terrier, well known in
Canada, but the story of Kid’s life is that his mother was a
black-and-tan named Vic. She was a lady of doubtful pedigree. Among her
offspring by Lord Minto, so I have been often informed by many Canadian
dog-fanciers, breeders, and exhibitors, was the only white puppy, Kid,
in a litter of black-and-tans. He made his first appearance in the show
world in 1900 in Toronto, where, under the judging of Mr. Charles H.
Mason, he was easily first. During that year, when he came to our
kennels, and in the two years following, he carried off many blue
ribbons and cups at nearly every first-class show in the country. The
other dog, “Jimmy Jocks,” who in the book was his friend
and mentor, was in real life his friend and companion, Woodcote Jumbo,
or “Jaggers,” an aristocratic son of a long line of English
champions. He has gone to that place where some day all good dogs must
go.</p>
<p>In this autobiography I have tried to describe Kid as he really is,
and this year, when he again strives for blue ribbons, I trust, should
the gentle reader see him at any of the bench-shows, he will give him a
friendly pat and make his acquaintance. He will find his advances met
with a polite and gentle courtesy.</p>
<p class='tar'>The Author.</p>
</div>
<p class='tac tiz fs12 mb20 mt30'>PART I</p>
<p class='tiz'>The Master was walking most unsteady, his legs tripping each other.
After the fifth or sixth round, my legs often go the same way.</p>
<p>But even when the Master’s legs bend and twist a bit, you
mustn’t think he can’t reach you. Indeed, that is the time
he kicks most frequent. So I kept behind him in the shadow, or ran in
the middle of the street. He stopped at many public houses with
swinging doors, those doors that are cut so high from the sidewalk that
you can look in under them, and see if the Master is inside. At night,
when I peep beneath them, the man at the counter will see me first and
say, “Here’s the Kid, Jerry, come to take you home. Get a
move on you”; and the Master will stumble out and follow me.
It’s lucky for us I’m so white, for, no matter how dark the
night, he can always see me ahead, just out of reach of his boot. At
night the Master certainly does see most amazing. Sometimes he sees two
or four of me, and walks in a circle, so that I have to take him by the
leg of his trousers and lead him into the right road. One night, when
he was very nasty-tempered and I was coaxing him along, two men passed
us, and one of them says, “Look at that brute!” and the
other asks, “Which?” and they both laugh. The Master he
cursed them good and proper.</p>
<p>But this night, whenever we stopped at a public house, the
Master’s pals left it and went on with us to the next. They spoke
quite civil to me, and when the Master tried a flying kick, they gives
him a shove. “Do you want us to lose our money?” says the
pals.</p>
<p>I had had nothing to eat for a day and a night, and just before we
set out the Master gives me a wash under the hydrant. Whenever I am
locked up until all the slop-pans in our alley are empty, and made to
take a bath, and the Master’s pals speak civil and feel my ribs,
I know something is going to happen. And that night, when every time
they see a policeman under a lamp-post, they dodged across the street,
and when at the last one of them picked me up and hid me under his
jacket, I began to tremble; for I knew what it meant. It meant that I
was to fight again for the Master.</p>
<p>I don’t fight because I like fighting. I fight because if I
didn’t the other dog would find my throat, and the Master would
lose his stakes, and I would be very sorry for him, and ashamed. Dogs
can pass me and I can pass dogs, and I’d never pick a fight with
none of them. When I see two dogs standing on their hind legs in the
streets, clawing each other’s ears, and snapping for each
other’s wind-pipes, or howling and swearing and rolling in the
mud, I feel sorry they should act so, and pretend not to notice. If
he’d let me, I’d like to pass the time of day with every
dog I meet. But there’s something about me that no nice dog can
abide. When I trot up to nice dogs, nodding and grinning, to make
friends, they always tell me to be off. “Go to the devil!”
they bark at me. “Get out!” And when I walk away they shout
“Mongrel!” and “Gutter-dog!” and sometimes,
after my back is turned, they rush me. I could kill most of them with
three shakes, breaking the backbone of the little ones and squeezing
the throat of the big ones. But what’s the good? They <i>are</i>
nice dogs; that’s why I try to make up to them: and, though
it’s not for them to say it, I <i>am</i> a street-dog, and if I
try to push into the company of my betters, I suppose it’s their
right to teach me my place.</p>
<p>Of course they don’t know I’m the best fighting
bull-terrier of my weight in Montreal. That’s why it
wouldn’t be fair for me to take notice of what they shout. They
don’t know that if I once locked my jaws on them I’d carry
away whatever I touched. The night I fought Kelley’s White Rat, I
wouldn’t loosen up until the Master made a noose in my leash and
strangled me; and, as for that Ottawa dog, if the handlers hadn’t
thrown red pepper down my nose I <i>never</i> would have let go of him.
I don’t think the handlers treated me quite right that time, but
maybe they didn’t know the Ottawa dog was dead. I did.</p>
<p>I learned my fighting from my mother when I was very young. We slept
in a lumber-yard on the river-front, and by day hunted for food along
the wharves. When we got it, the other tramp-dogs would try to take it
off us, and then it was wonderful to see mother fly at them and drive
them away. All I know of fighting I learned from mother, watching her
picking the ash-heaps for me when I was too little to fight for myself.
No one ever was so good to me as mother. When it snowed and the ice was
in the St. Lawrence, she used to hunt alone, and bring me back new
bones, and she’d sit and laugh to see me trying to swallow
’em whole. I was just a puppy then; my teeth was falling out.
When I was able to fight we kept the whole river-range to ourselves. I
had the genuine long “punishing” jaw, so mother said, and
there wasn’t a man or a dog that dared worry us. Those were happy
days, those were; and we lived well, share and share alike, and when we
wanted a bit of fun, we chased the fat old wharf-rats! My, how they
would squeal!</p>
<p>Then the trouble came. It was no trouble to me. I was too young to
care then. But mother took it so to heart that she grew ailing, and
wouldn’t go abroad with me by day. It was the same old scandal
that they’re always bringing up against me. I was so young then
that I didn’t know. I couldn’t see any difference between
mother–and other mothers.</p>
<p>But one day a pack of curs we drove off snarled back some new names
at her, and mother dropped her head and ran, just as though they had
whipped us. After that she wouldn’t go out with me except in the
dark, and one day she went away and never came back, and, though I
hunted for her in every court and alley and back street of Montreal, I
never found her.</p>
<p>One night, a month after mother ran away, I asked Guardian, the old
blind mastiff, whose Master is the night watchman on our slip, what it
all meant. And he told me.</p>
<p>“Every dog in Montreal knows,” he says, “except
you; and every Master knows. So I think it’s time you
knew.”</p>
<p>Then he tells me that my father, who had treated mother so bad, was
a great and noble gentleman from London. “Your father had
twenty-two registered ancestors, had your father,” old Guardian
says, “and in him was the best bull-terrier blood of England, the
most ancientest, the most royal; the winning ‘blue-ribbon’ blood,
that breeds champions. He had sleepy pink eyes and thin pink lips, and
he was as white all over as his own white teeth, and under his white
skin you could see his muscles, hard and smooth, like the links of a
steel chain. When your father stood still, and tipped his nose in the
air, it was just as though he was saying, ‘Oh, yes, you common dogs and
men, you may well stare. It must be a rare treat for you colonials to
see real English royalty.’ He certainly was pleased with hisself,
was your father. He looked just as proud and haughty as one of them
stone dogs in Victoria Park–them as is cut out of white marble.
And you’re like him,” says the old mastiff–“by
that, of course, meaning you’re white, same as him. That’s
the only likeness. But, you see, the trouble is, Kid–well, you
see, Kid, the trouble is–your mother―”</p>
<p>“That will do,” I said, for then I understood without
his telling me, and I got up and walked away, holding my head and tail
high in the air.</p>
<p>But I was, oh, so miserable, and I wanted to see mother that very
minute, and tell her that I didn’t care.</p>
<p>Mother is what I am, a street-dog; there’s no royal blood in
mother’s veins, nor is she like that father of mine,
nor–and that’s the worst–she’s not even like
me. For while I, when I’m washed for a fight, am as white as
clean snow, she–and this is our trouble–she, my mother, is
a black-and-tan.</p>
<p>When mother hid herself from me, I was twelve months old and able to
take care of myself, and as, after mother left me, the wharves were
never the same, I moved uptown and met the Master. Before he came, lots
of other men-folks had tried to make up to me, and to whistle me home.
But they either tried patting me or coaxing me with a piece of meat; so
I didn’t take to ’em. But one day the Master pulled me out
of a street-fight by the hind legs, and kicked me good.</p>
<p>“You want to fight, do you?” says he. “I’ll
give you all the <i>fighting</i> you want!” he says, and he kicks
me again. So I knew he was my Master, and I followed him home. Since
that day I’ve pulled off many fights for him, and they’ve
brought dogs from all over the province to have a go at me; but up to
that night none, under thirty pounds, had ever downed me.</p>
<p>But that night, so soon as they carried me into the ring, I saw the
dog was overweight, and that I was no match for him. It was asking too
much of a puppy. The Master should have known I couldn’t do it.
Not that I mean to blame the Master, for when sober, which he sometimes
was–though not, as you might say, his habit–he was most
kind to me, and let me out to find food, if I could get it, and only
kicked me when I didn’t pick him up at night and lead him
home.</p>
<p>But kicks will stiffen the muscles, and starving a dog so as to get
him ugly-tempered for a fight may make him nasty, but it’s
weakening to his insides, and it causes the legs to wobble.</p>
<p>The ring was in a hall back of a public house. There was a red-hot
whitewashed stove in one corner, and the ring in the other. I lay in
the Master’s lap, wrapped in my blanket, and, spite of the stove,
shivering awful; but I always shiver before a fight: I can’t help
gettin’ excited. While the men-folks were a-flashing their money
and taking their last drink at the bar, a little Irish groom in gaiters
came up to me and give me the back of his hand to smell, and scratched
me behind the ears.</p>
<p>“You poor little pup,” says he; “you haven’t
no show,” he says. “That brute in the tap-room he’ll
eat your heart out.”</p>
<p>“That’s what <i>you</i> think,” says the Master,
snarling. “I’ll lay you a quid the Kid chews him
up.”</p>
<p>The groom he shook his head, but kept looking at me so sorry-like
that I begun to get a bit sad myself. He seemed like he couldn’t
bear to leave off a-patting of me, and he says, speaking low just like
he would to a man-folk, “Well, good luck to you, little
pup,” which I thought so civil of him that I reached up and
licked his hand. I don’t do that to many men. And the Master he
knew I didn’t, and took on dreadful.</p>
<p>“What ’ave you got on the back of your hand?” says he,
jumping up.</p>
<p>“Soap!” says the groom, quick as a rat.
“That’s more than you’ve got on yours. Do you want to
smell of it?” and he sticks his fist under the Master’s
nose. But the pals pushed in between ’em.</p>
<p>“He tried to poison the Kid!” shouts the Master.</p>
<p>“Oh, one fight at a time,” says the referee. “Get
into the ring, Jerry. We’re waiting.” So we went into the
ring.</p>
<p>I never could just remember what did happen in that ring. He give me
no time to spring. He fell on me like a horse. I couldn’t keep my
feet against him, and though, as I saw, he could get his hold when he
liked, he wanted to chew me over a bit first. I was wondering if
they’d be able to pry him off me, when, in the third round, he
took his hold; and I begun to drown, just as I did when I fell into the
river off the Red C slip. He closed deeper and deeper on my throat, and
everything went black and red and bursting; and then, when I were sure
I were dead, the handlers pulled him off, and the Master give me a kick
that brought me to. But I couldn’t move none, or even wink, both
eyes being shut with lumps.</p>
<p>“He’s a cur!” yells the Master, “a sneaking,
cowardly cur! He lost the fight for me,” says he, “because
he’s a ― ― ― cowardly cur.” And he kicks
me again in the lower ribs, so that I go sliding across the sawdust.
“There’s gratitude fer yer,” yells the Master.
“I’ve fed that dog, and nussed that dog and housed him like
a prince; and now he puts his tail between his legs and sells me out,
he does. He’s a coward! I’ve done with him, I am. I’d
sell him for a pipeful of tobacco.” He picked me up by the tail,
and swung me for the men-folks to see. “Does any gentleman here
want to buy a dog,” he says, “to make into
sausage-meat?” he says. “That’s all he’s good
for.”</p>
<p>Then I heard the little Irish groom say, “I’ll give you
ten bob for the dog.”</p>
<p>And another voice says, “Ah, don’t you do it; the
dog’s same as dead–mebbe he is dead.”</p>
<p>“Ten shillings!” says the Master, and his voice sobers a
bit; “make it two pounds and he’s yours.”</p>
<p>But the pals rushed in again.</p>
<p>“Don’t you be a fool, Jerry,” they say.
“You’ll be sorry for this when you’re sober. The
Kid’s worth a fiver.”</p>
<p>One of my eyes was not so swelled up as the other, and as I hung by
my tail, I opened it, and saw one of the pals take the groom by the
shoulder.</p>
<p>“You ought to give ’im five pounds for that dog,
mate,” he says; “that’s no ordinary dog. That
dog’s got good blood in him, that dog has. Why, his
father–that very dog’s father―”</p>
<p>I thought he never would go on. He waited like he wanted to be sure
the groom was listening.</p>
<p>“That very dog’s father,” says the pal, “is
Regent Royal, son of Champion Regent Monarch, champion bull-terrier of
England for four years.”</p>
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<p>I was sore, and torn, and chewed most awful, but what the pal said
sounded so fine that I wanted to wag my tail, only couldn’t,
owing to my hanging from it.</p>
<p>But the Master calls out: “Yes, his father was Regent Royal;
who’s saying he wasn’t? but the pup’s a cowardly cur,
that’s what his pup is. And why? I’ll tell you why: because
his mother was a black-and-tan street-dog, that’s why!”</p>
<p>I don’t see how I got the strength, but, someway, I threw
myself out of the Master’s grip and fell at his feet, and turned
over and fastened all my teeth in his ankle, just across the bone.</p>
<p>When I woke, after the pals had kicked me off him, I was in the
smoking-car of a railroad-train, lying in the lap of the little groom,
and he was rubbing my open wounds with a greasy yellow stuff, exquisite
to the smell and most agreeable to lick off.</p>
<p class='tac tiz fs12 mb20 mt30'>PART II</p>
<p class='tiz'>“Well, what’s your name–Nolan? Well, Nolan, these
references are satisfactory,” said the young gentleman my new
Master called “Mr. Wyndham, sir.” “I’ll take
you on as second man. You can begin to-day.”</p>
<p>My new Master shuffled his feet and put his finger to his forehead.
“Thank you, sir,” says he. Then he choked like he had
swallowed a fish-bone. “I have a little dawg, sir,” says
he.</p>
<p>“You can’t keep him,” says “Mr. Wyndham,
sir,” very short.</p>
<p>“’E’s only a puppy, sir,” says my new Master;
“’e wouldn’t go outside the stables, sir.”</p>
<p>“It’s not that,” says “Mr. Wyndham,
sir.” “I have a large kennel of very fine dogs;
they’re the best of their breed in America. I don’t allow
strange dogs on the premises.”</p>
<p>The Master shakes his head, and motions me with his cap, and I crept
out from behind the door. “I’m sorry, sir,” says the
Master. “Then I can’t take the place. I can’t get
along without the dawg, sir.”</p>
<p>“Mr. Wyndham, sir,” looked at me that fierce that I
guessed he was going to whip me, so I turned over on my back and begged
with my legs and tail.</p>
<p>“Why, you beat him!” says “Mr. Wyndham,
sir,” very stern.</p>
<p>“No fear!” the Master says, getting very red. “The
party I bought him off taught him that. He never learnt that from
me!” He picked me up in his arms, and to show “Mr. Wyndham,
sir,” how well I loved the Master, I bit his chin and hands.</p>
<p>“Mr. Wyndham, sir,” turned over the letters the Master
had given him. “Well, these references certainly are very
strong,” he says. “I guess I’ll let the dog stay.
Only see you keep him away from the kennels–or you’ll both
go.”</p>
<p>“Thank you, sir,” says the Master, grinning like a cat
when she’s safe behind the area railing.</p>
<p>“He’s not a bad bull-terrier,” says “Mr.
Wyndham, sir,” feeling my head. “Not that I know much about
the smooth-coated breeds. My dogs are St. Bernards.” He stopped
patting me and held up my nose. “What’s the matter with his
ears?” he says. “They’re chewed to pieces. Is this a
fighting dog?” he asks, quick and rough-like.</p>
<p>I could have laughed. If he hadn’t been holding my nose, I
certainly would have had a good grin at him. Me the best under thirty
pounds in the Province of Quebec, and him asking if I was a fighting
dog! I ran to the Master and hung down my head modest-like, waiting for
him to tell my list of battles; but the Master he coughs in his cap
most painful. “Fightin’ dawg, sir!” he cries.
“Lor’ bless you, sir, the Kid don’t know the word.
’E’s just a puppy, sir, same as you see; a pet dog, so to speak.
’E’s a regular old lady’s lap-dog, the Kid is.”</p>
<p>“Well, you keep him away from my St. Bernards,” says
“Mr. Wyndham, sir,” “or they might make a mouthful of
him.”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir; that they might,” says the Master. But when
we gets outside he slaps his knee and laughs inside hisself, and winks
at me most sociable.</p>
<p>The Master’s new home was in the country, in a province they
called Long Island. There was a high stone wall about his home with big
iron gates to it, same as Godfrey’s brewery; and there was a
house with five red roofs; and the stables, where I lived, was cleaner
than the a�rated bakery-shop. And then there was the kennels; but they
was like nothing else in this world that ever I see. For the first days
I couldn’t sleep of nights for fear some one would catch me lying
in such a cleaned-up place, and would chase me out of it; and when I
did fall to sleep I’d dream I was back in the old Master’s
attic, shivering under the rusty stove, which never had no coals in it,
with the Master flat on his back on the cold floor, with his clothes
on. And I’d wake up scared and whimpering, and find myself on the
new Master’s cot with his hand on the quilt beside me; and
I’d see the glow of the big stove, and hear the high-quality
horses below-stairs stamping in their straw-lined boxes, and I’d
snoop the sweet smell of hay and harness-soap and go to sleep
again.</p>
<p>The stables was my jail, so the Master said, but I don’t ask
no better home than that jail.</p>
<p>“Now, Kid,” says he, sitting on the top of a bucket
upside down, “you’ve got to understand this. When I whistle
it means you’re not to go out of this ’ere yard. These
stables is your jail. If you leave ’em I’ll have to leave
’em too, and over the seas, in the County Mayo, an old mother
will ’ave to leave her bit of a cottage. For two pounds I must be
sending her every month, or she’ll have naught to eat, nor no
thatch over ’er head. I can’t lose my place, Kid, so see you
don’t lose it for me. You must keep away from the kennels,”
says he; “they’re not for the likes of you. The kennels are
for the quality. I wouldn’t take a litter of them woolly dogs for
one wag of your tail, Kid, but for all that they are your betters, same
as the gentry up in the big house are my betters. I know my place and
keep away from the gentry, and you keep away from the
champions.”</p>
<p>So I never goes out of the stables. All day I just lay in the sun on
the stone flags, licking my jaws, and watching the grooms wash down the
carriages, and the only care I had was to see they didn’t get gay
and turn the hose on me. There wasn’t even a single rat to plague
me. Such stables I never did see.</p>
<p>“Nolan,” says the head groom, “some day that dog
of yours will give you the slip. You can’t keep a street-dog tied
up all his life. It’s against his natur’.” The head
groom is a nice old gentleman, but he doesn’t know everything.
Just as though I’d been a street-dog because I liked it! As if
I’d rather poke for my vittles in ash-heaps than have ’em
handed me in a wash-basin, and would sooner bite and fight than be
polite and sociable. If I’d had mother there I couldn’t
have asked for nothing more. But I’d think of her snooping in the
gutters, or freezing of nights under the bridges, or, what’s
worst of all, running through the hot streets with her tongue down, so
wild and crazy for a drink that the people would shout “mad
dog” at her and stone her. Water’s so good that I
don’t blame the men-folks for locking it up inside their houses;
but when the hot days come, I think they might remember that those are
the dog-days, and leave a little water outside in a trough, like they
do for the horses. Then we wouldn’t go mad, and the policemen
wouldn’t shoot us. I had so much of everything I wanted that it
made me think a lot of the days when I hadn’t nothing, and if I
could have given what I had to mother, as she used to share with me,
I’d have been the happiest dog in the land. Not that I
wasn’t happy then, and most grateful to the Master, too, and if
I’d only minded him, the trouble wouldn’t have come
again.</p>
<p>But one day the coachman says that the little lady they called Miss
Dorothy had come back from school, and that same morning she runs over
to the stables to pat her ponies, and she sees me.</p>
<p>“Oh, what a nice little, white little dog!” said she.
“Whose little dog are you?” says she.</p>
<p>“That’s my dog, miss,” says the Master. “’Is
name is Kid.” And I ran up to her most polite, and licks her
fingers, for I never see so pretty and kind a lady.</p>
<p>“You must come with me and call on my new puppies,” says
she, picking me up in her arms and starting off with me.</p>
<p>“Oh, but please, miss,” cries Nolan, “Mr. Wyndham
give orders that the Kid’s not to go to the kennels.”</p>
<p>“That’ll be all right,” says the little lady;
“they’re my kennels too. And the puppies will like to play
with him.”</p>
<p>You wouldn’t believe me if I was to tell you of the style of
them quality-dogs. If I hadn’t seen it myself I wouldn’t
have believed it neither. The Viceroy of Canada don’t live no
better. There was forty of them, but each one had his own house and a
yard–most exclusive–and a cot and a drinking-basin all to
hisself. They had servants standing round waiting to feed ’em
when they was hungry, and valets to wash ’em; and they had their
hair combed and brushed like the grooms must when they go out on the
box. Even the puppies had overcoats with their names on ’em in
blue letters, and the name of each of those they called champions was
painted up fine over his front door just like it was a public house or
a veterinary’s. They were the biggest St. Bernards I ever did
see. I could have walked under them if they’d have let me. But
they were very proud and haughty dogs, and looked only once at me, and
then sniffed in the air. The little lady’s own dog was an old
gentleman bull-dog. He’d come along with us, and when he notices
how taken aback I was with all I see, ’e turned quite kind and affable
and showed me about.</p>
<p>“Jimmy Jocks,” Miss Dorothy called him, but, owing to
his weight, he walked most dignified and slow, waddling like a duck, as
you might say, and looked much too proud and handsome for such a silly
name.</p>
<p>“That’s the runway, and that’s the
trophy-house,” says he to me, “and that over there is the
hospital, where you have to go if you get distemper, and the vet gives
you beastly medicine.”</p>
<p>“And which of these is your ’ouse, sir?” asks I, wishing
to be respectful. But he looked that hurt and haughty. “I
don’t live in the kennels,” says he, most contemptuous.
“I am a house-dog. I sleep in Miss Dorothy’s room. And at
lunch I’m let in with the family, if the visitors don’t
mind. They ’most always do, but they’re too polite to say so.
Besides,” says he, smiling most condescending, “visitors
are always afraid of me. It’s because I’m so ugly,”
says he. “I suppose,” says he, screwing up his wrinkles and
speaking very slow and impressive, “I suppose I’m the
ugliest bull-dog in America”; and as he seemed to be so pleased
to think hisself so, I said, “Yes, sir; you certainly are the
ugliest ever I see,” at which he nodded his head most
approving.</p>
<p>“But I couldn’t hurt ’em, as you say,” he
goes on, though I hadn’t said nothing like that, being too
polite. “I’m too old,” he says; “I
haven’t any teeth. The last time one of those grizzly
bears,” said he, glaring at the big St. Bernards, “took a
hold of me, he nearly was my death,” says he. I thought his eyes
would pop out of his head, he seemed so wrought up about it. “He
rolled me around in the dirt, he did,” says Jimmy Jocks,
“an’ I couldn’t get up. It was low,” says Jimmy
Jocks, making a face like he had a bad taste in his mouth. “Low,
that’s what I call it–bad form, you understand, young man,
not done in my set–and–and low.” He growled ’way down
in his stomach, and puffed hisself out, panting and blowing like he had
been on a run.</p>
<p>“I’m not a street fighter,” he says, scowling at a
St. Bernard marked “Champion.” “And when my
rheumatism is not troubling me,” he says, “I endeavor to be
civil to all dogs, so long as they are gentlemen.”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir,” said I, for even to me he had been most
affable.</p>
<p>At this we had come to a little house off by itself, and Jimmy Jocks
invites me in. “This is their trophy-room,” he says,
“where they keep their prizes. Mine,” he says, rather
grand-like, “are on the sideboard.” Not knowing what a
sideboard might be, I said, “Indeed, sir, that must be very
gratifying.” But he only wrinkled up his chops as much as to say,
“It is my right.”</p>
<p>The trophy-room was as wonderful as any public house I ever see. On
the walls was pictures of nothing but beautiful St. Bernard dogs, and
rows and rows of blue and red and yellow ribbons; and when I asked
Jimmy Jocks why they was so many more of blue than of the others, he
laughs and says, “Because these kennels always win.” And
there was many shining cups on the shelves, which Jimmy Jocks told me
were prizes won by the champions.</p>
<p>“Now, sir, might I ask you, sir,” says I, “wot is
a champion?”</p>
<p>At that he panted and breathed so hard I thought he would bust
hisself. “My dear young friend!” says he, “wherever
have you been educated? A champion is a–a champion,” he
says. “He must win nine blue ribbons in the ‘open’ class.
You follow me–that is–against all comers. Then he has the
title before his name, and they put his photograph in the sporting
papers. You know, of course, that I am a champion,” says he.
“I am Champion Woodstock Wizard III, and the two other Woodstock
Wizards, my father and uncle, were both champions.”</p>
<p>“But I thought your name was Jimmy Jocks,” I said.</p>
<p>He laughs right out at that.</p>
<p>“That’s my kennel name, not my registered name,”
he says. “Why, certainly you know that every dog has two names.
Now, for instance, what’s your registered name and number?”
says he.</p>
<p>“I’ve got only one name,” I says. “Just
Kid.”</p>
<p>Woodstock Wizard puffs at that and wrinkles up his forehead and pops
out his eyes.</p>
<p>“Who are your people?” says he. “Where is your
home?”</p>
<p>“At the stable, sir,” I said. “My Master is the
second groom.”</p>
<p>At that Woodstock Wizard III looks at me for quite a bit without
winking, and stares all around the room over my head.</p>
<p>“Oh, well,” says he at last, “you’re a very
civil young dog,” says he, “and I blame no one for what he
can’t help,” which I thought most fair and liberal.
“And I have known many bull-terriers that were champions,”
says he, “though as a rule they mostly run with fire-engines and
to fighting. For me, I wouldn’t care to run through the streets
after a hose-cart, nor to fight,” says he; “but each to his
taste.”</p>
<p>I could not help thinking that if Woodstock Wizard III tried to
follow a fire-engine he would die of apoplexy, and seeing he’d
lost his teeth, it was lucky he had no taste for fighting; but, after
his being so condescending, I didn’t say nothing.</p>
<p>“Anyway,” says he, “every smooth-coated dog is
better than any hairy old camel like those St. Bernards, and if ever
you’re hungry down at the stables, young man, come up to the
house and I’ll give you a bone. I can’t eat them myself,
but I bury them around the garden from force of habit and in case a
friend should drop in. Ah, I see my mistress coming,” he says,
“and I bid you good day. I regret,” he says, “that
our different social position prevents our meeting frequent, for
you’re a worthy young dog with a proper respect for your betters,
and in this country there’s precious few of them have
that.” Then he waddles off, leaving me alone and very sad, for he
was the first dog in many days that had spoke to me. But since he
showed, seeing that I was a stable-dog, he didn’t want my
company, I waited for him to get well away. It was not a cheerful place
to wait, the trophy-house. The pictures of the champions seemed to
scowl at me, and ask what right such as I had even to admire them, and
the blue and gold ribbons and the silver cups made me very miserable. I
had never won no blue ribbons or silver cups, only stakes for the old
Master to spend in the publics; and I hadn’t won them for being a
beautiful high-quality dog, but just for fighting–which, of
course, as Woodstock Wizard III says, is low. So I started for the
stables, with my head down and my tail between my legs, feeling sorry I
had ever left the Master. But I had more reason to be sorry before I
got back to him.</p>
<p>The trophy-house was quite a bit from the kennels, and as I left it
I see Miss Dorothy and Woodstock Wizard III walking back toward them,
and, also, that a big St. Bernard, his name was Champion Red Elfberg,
had broke his chain and was running their way. When he reaches old
Jimmy Jocks he lets out a roar like a grain-steamer in a fog, and he
makes three leaps for him. Old Jimmy Jocks was about a fourth his size;
but he plants his feet and curves his back, and his hair goes up around
his neck like a collar. But he never had no show at no time, for the
grizzly bear, as Jimmy Jocks had called him, lights on old
Jimmy’s back and tries to break it, and old Jimmy Jocks snaps his
gums and claws the grass, panting and groaning awful. But he
can’t do nothing, and the grizzly bear just rolls him under him,
biting and tearing cruel. The odds was all that Woodstock Wizard III
was going to be killed; I had fought enough to see that: but not
knowing the rules of the game among champions, I didn’t like to
interfere between two gentlemen who might be settling a private affair,
and, as it were, take it as presuming of me. So I stood by, though I
was shaking terrible, and holding myself in like I was on a leash. But
at that Woodstock Wizard III, who was underneath, sees me through the
dust, and calls very faint, “Help, you!” he says.
“Take him in the hind leg,” he says. “He’s
murdering me,” he says. And then the little Miss Dorothy, who was
crying, and calling to the kennel-men, catches at the Red
Elfberg’s hind legs to pull him off, and the brute, keeping his
front pats well in Jimmy’s stomach, turns his big head and snaps
at her. So that was all I asked for, thank you. I went up under him. It
was really nothing. He stood so high that I had only to take off about
three feet from him and come in from the side, and my long
“punishing jaw,” as mother was always talking about, locked
on his woolly throat, and my back teeth met. I couldn’t shake
him, but I shook myself, and every time I shook myself there was thirty
pounds of weight tore at his wind-pipes. I couldn’t see nothing
for his long hair, but I heard Jimmy Jocks puffing and blowing on one
side, and munching the brute’s leg with his old gums. Jimmy was
an old sport that day, was Jimmy, or Woodstock Wizard III, as I should
say. When the Red Elfberg was out and down I had to run, or those
kennel-men would have had my life. They chased me right into the
stables; and from under the hay I watched the head groom take down a
carriage-whip and order them to the right about. Luckily Master and the
young grooms were out, or that day there’d have been fighting for
everybody.</p>
<p>Well, it nearly did for me and the Master. “Mr. Wyndham,
sir,” comes raging to the stables. I’d half killed his best
prize-winner, he says, and had oughter be shot, and he gives the Master
his notice. But Miss Dorothy she follows him, and says it was his Red
Elfberg what began the fight, and that I’d saved Jimmy’s
life, and that old Jimmy Jocks was worth more to her than all the St.
Bernards in the Swiss mountains–wherever they may be. And that I
was her champion, anyway. Then, she cried over me most beautiful, and
over Jimmy Jocks, too, who was that tied up in bandages he
couldn’t even waddle. So when he heard that side of it,
“Mr. Wyndham, sir,” told us that if Nolan put me on a chain
we could stay. So it came out all right for everybody but me. I was
glad the Master kept his place, but I’d never worn a chain
before, and it disheartened me. But that was the least of it. For the
quality-dogs couldn’t forgive my whipping their champion, and
they came to the fence between the kennels and the stables, and laughed
through the bars, barking most cruel words at me. I couldn’t
understand how they found it out, but they knew. After the fight Jimmy
Jocks was most condescending to me, and he said the grooms had boasted
to the kennel-men that I was a son of Regent Royal, and that when the
kennel-men asked who was my mother they had had to tell them that too.
Perhaps that was the way of it, but, however, the scandal got out, and
every one of the quality-dogs knew that I was a street-dog and the son
of a black-and-tan.</p>
<p>“These misalliances will occur,” said Jimmy Jocks, in
his old-fashioned way; “but no well-bred dog,” says he,
looking most scornful at the St. Bernards, who were howling behind the
palings, “would refer to your misfortune before you, certainly
not cast it in your face. I myself remember your father’s father,
when he made his d�but at the Crystal Palace. He took four blue ribbons
and three specials.”</p>
<p>But no sooner than Jimmy would leave me the St. Bernards would take
to howling again, insulting mother and insulting me. And when I tore at
my chain, they, seeing they were safe, would howl the more. It was
never the same after that; the laughs and the jeers cut into my heart,
and the chain bore heavy on my spirit. I was so sad that sometimes I
wished I was back in the gutter again, where no one was better than me,
and some nights I wished I was dead. If it hadn’t been for the
Master being so kind, and that it would have looked like I was blaming
mother, I would have twisted my leash and hanged myself.</p>
<p>About a month after my fight, the word was passed through the
kennels that the New York Show was coming, and such goings on as
followed I never did see. If each of them had been matched to fight for
a thousand pounds and the gate, they couldn’t have trained more
conscientious. But perhaps that’s just my envy. The kennel-men
rubbed ’em and scrubbed ’em, and trims their hair and curls
and combs it, and some dogs they fatted and some they starved. No one
talked of nothing but the Show, and the chances “our
kennels” had against the other kennels, and if this one of our
champions would win over that one, and whether them as hoped to be
champions had better show in the “open” or the
“limit” class, and whether this dog would beat his own dad,
or whether his little puppy sister couldn’t beat the two of
’em. Even the grooms had their money up, and day or night you
heard nothing but praises of “our” dogs, until I, being so
far out of it, couldn’t have felt meaner if I had been running
the streets with a can to my tail. I knew shows were not for such as
me, and so all day I lay stretched at the end of my chain, pretending I
was asleep, and only too glad that they had something so important to
think of that they could leave me alone.</p>
<p>But one day, before the Show opened, Miss Dorothy came to the
stables with “Mr. Wyndham, sir,” and seeing me chained up
and so miserable, she takes me in her arms.</p>
<p>“You poor little tyke!” says she. “It’s
cruel to tie him up so; he’s eating his heart out, Nolan,”
she says. “I don’t know nothing about bull-terriers,”
says she, “but I think Kid’s got good points,” says
she, “and you ought to show him. Jimmy Jocks has three legs on
the Rensselaer Cup now, and I’m going to show him this time, so
that he can get the fourth; and, if you wish, I’ll enter your dog
too. How would you like that, Kid?” says she. “How would
you like to see the most beautiful dogs in the world? Maybe you’d
meet a pal or two,” says she. “It would cheer you up,
wouldn’t it, Kid?” says she. But I was so upset I could
only wag my tail most violent. “He says it would!” says
she, though, being that excited, I hadn’t said nothing.</p>
<p>So “Mr. Wyndham, sir,” laughs, and takes out a piece of
blue paper and sits down at the head groom’s table.</p>
<p>“What’s the name of the father of your dog,
Nolan?” says he. And Nolan says: “The man I got him off
told me he was a son of Champion Regent Royal, sir. But it don’t
seem likely, does it?” says Nolan.</p>
<p>“It does not!” says “Mr. Wyndham, sir,”
short-like.</p>
<p>“Aren’t you sure, Nolan?” says Miss Dorothy.</p>
<p>“No, miss,” says the Master.</p>
<p>“Sire unknown,” says “Mr. Wyndham, sir,” and
writes it down.</p>
<p>“Date of birth?” asks “Mr. Wyndham,
sir.”</p>
<p>“I–I–unknown, sir,” says Nolan. And
“Mr. Wyndham, sir,” writes it down.</p>
<p>“Breeder?” says “Mr. Wyndham, sir.”</p>
<p>“Unknown,” says Nolan, getting very red around the jaws,
and I drops my head and tail. And “Mr. Wyndham, sir,”
writes that down.</p>
<p>“Mother’s name?” says “Mr. Wyndham,
sir.”</p>
<p>“She was a–unknown,” says the Master. And I licks
his hand.</p>
<p>“Dam unknown,” says “Mr. Wyndham, sir,” and
writes it down. Then he takes the paper and reads out loud:
“’Sire unknown, dam unknown, breeder unknown, date of birth
unknown.’ You’d better call him the ‘Great
Unknown,’” says he. “Who’s paying his entrance
fee?”</p>
<p>“I am,” says Miss Dorothy.</p>
<p>Two weeks after we all got on a train for New York, Jimmy Jocks and
me following Nolan in the smoking-car, and twenty-two of the St.
Bernards in boxes and crates and on chains and leashes. Such a barking
and howling I never did hear; and when they sees me going, too, they
laughs fit to kill.</p>
<p>“Wot is this–a circus?” says the railroad man.</p>
<p>But I had no heart in it. I hated to go. I knew I was no
“show” dog, even though Miss Dorothy and the Master did
their best to keep me from shaming them. For before we set out Miss
Dorothy brings a man from town who scrubbed and rubbed me, and
sandpapered my tail, which hurt most awful, and shaved my ears with the
Master’s razor, so you could ’most see clear through ’em,
and sprinkles me over with pipe-clay, till I shines like a
Tommy’s cross-belts.</p>
<p>“Upon my word!” says Jimmy Jocks when he first sees me.
“Wot a swell you are! You’re the image of your grand-dad
when he made his d�but at the Crystal Palace. He took four firsts and
three specials.” But I knew he was only trying to throw heart
into me. They might scrub, and they might rub, and they might
pipe-clay, but they couldn’t pipe-clay the insides of me, and
they was black-and-tan.</p>
<p>Then we came to a garden, which it was not, but the biggest hall in
the world. Inside there was lines of benches a few miles long, and on
them sat every dog in America. If all the dog snatchers in Montreal had
worked night and day for a year, they couldn’t have caught so
many dogs. And they was all shouting and barking and howling so vicious
that my heart stopped beating. For at first I thought they was all
enraged at my presuming to intrude. But after I got in my place they
kept at it just the same, barking at every dog as he come in: daring
him to fight, and ordering him out, and asking him what breed of dog he
thought he was, anyway. Jimmy Jocks was chained just behind me, and he
said he never see so fine a show. “That’s a hot class
you’re in, my lad,” he says, looking over into my street,
where there were thirty bull terriers. They was all as white as cream,
and each so beautiful that if I could have broke my chain I would have
run all the way home and hid myself under the horse trough.</p>
<p>All night long they talked and sang, and passed greetings with old
pals, and the homesick puppies howled dismal. Them that couldn’t
sleep wouldn’t let no others sleep, and all the electric lights
burned in the roof, and in my eyes. I could hear Jimmy Jocks snoring
peaceful, but I could only doze by jerks, and when I dozed I dreamed
horrible. All the dogs in the hall seemed coming at me for daring to
intrude, with their jaws red and open, and their eyes blazing like the
lights in the roof. “You’re a street dog! Get out, you
street dog!” they yells. And as they drives me out, the pipe clay
drops off me, and they laugh and shriek; and when I looks down I see
that I have turned into a black-and-tan.</p>
<p>They was most awful dreams, and next morning, when Miss Dorothy
comes and gives me water in a pan, I begs and begs her to take me home;
but she can’t understand. “How well Kid is!” she
says. And when I jumps into the Master’s arms and pulls to break
my chain, he says, “If he knew all as he had against him, miss,
he wouldn’t be so gay.” And from a book they reads out the
names of the beautiful high-bred terriers which I have got to meet. And
I can’t make ’em understand that I only want to run away
and hide myself where no one will see me.</p>
<p>Then suddenly men comes hurrying down our street and begins to brush
the beautiful bull-terriers; and the Master rubs me with a towel so
excited that his hands trembles awful, and Miss Dorothy tweaks my ears
between her gloves, so that the blood runs to ’em, and they turn
pink and stand up straight and sharp.</p>
<p>“Now, then, Nolan,” says she, her voice shaking just
like his fingers, “keep his head up–and never let the judge
lose sight of him.” When I hears that my legs breaks under me,
for I knows all about judges. Twice the old Master goes up before the
judge for fighting me with other dogs, and the judge promises him if he
ever does it again he’ll chain him up in jail. I knew he’d
find me out. A judge can’t be fooled by no pipe-clay. He can see
right through you, and he reads your insides.</p>
<p>The judging-ring, which is where the judge holds out, was so like a
fighting-pit that when I come in it, and find six other dogs there, I
springs into position, so that when they lets us go I can defend
myself. But the Master smooths down my hair and whispers, “Hold
’ard, Kid, hold ’ard. This ain’t a fight,” says he.
“Look your prettiest,” he whispers. “Please, Kid,
look your prettiest”; and he pulls my leash so tight that I
can’t touch my pats to the sawdust, and my nose goes up in the
air. There was millions of people a-watching us from the railings, and
three of our kennel-men, too, making fun of the Master and me, and Miss
Dorothy with her chin just reaching to the rail, and her eyes so big
that I thought she was a-going to cry. It was awful to think that when
the judge stood up and exposed me, all those people, and Miss Dorothy,
would be there to see me driven from the Show.</p>
<p>The judge he was a fierce-looking man with specs on his nose, and a
red beard. When I first come in he didn’t see me, owing to my
being too quick for him and dodging behind the Master. But when the
Master drags me round and I pulls at the sawdust to keep back, the
judge looks at us careless-like, and then stops and glares through his
specs, and I knew it was all up with me.</p>
<p>“Are there any more?” asks the judge to the gentleman at
the gate, but never taking his specs from me.</p>
<p>The man at the gate looks in his book. “Seven in the novice
class,” says he. “They’re all here. You can go
ahead,” and he shuts the gate.</p>
<p>The judge he doesn’t hesitate a moment. He just waves his hand
toward the corner of the ring. “Take him away,” he says to
the Master, “over there, and keep him away”; and he turns
and looks most solemn at the six beautiful bull-terriers. I don’t
know how I crawled to that corner. I wanted to scratch under the
sawdust and dig myself a grave. The kennel-men they slapped the rail
with their hands and laughed at the Master like they would fall over.
They pointed at me in the corner, and their sides just shaked. But
little Miss Dorothy she presses her lips tight against the rail, and I
see tears rolling from her eyes. The Master he hangs his head like he
had been whipped. I felt most sorry for him than all. He was so red,
and he was letting on not to see the kennel-men, and blinking his eyes.
If the judge had ordered me right out it wouldn’t have disgraced
us so, but it was keeping me there while he was judging the high-bred
dogs that hurt so hard. With all those people staring, too. And his
doing it so quick, without no doubt nor questions. You can’t fool
the judges. They see inside you.</p>
<p>But he couldn’t make up his mind about them high-bred dogs. He
scowls at ’em, and he glares at ’em, first with his head on
the one side and then on the other. And he feels of ’em, and
orders ’em to run about. And Nolan leans against the rails, with
his head hung down, and pats me. And Miss Dorothy comes over beside
him, but don’t say nothing, only wipes her eye with her finger. A
man on the other side of the rail he says to the Master, “The
judge don’t like your dog?”</p>
<p>“No,” says the Master.</p>
<p>“Have you ever shown him before?” says the man.</p>
<p>“No,” says the Master, “and I’ll never show
him again. He’s my dog,” says the Master, “and he
suits me! And I don’t care what no judges think.” And when
he says them kind words, I licks his hand most grateful.</p>
<p>The judge had two of the six dogs on a little platform in the middle
of the ring, and he had chased the four other dogs into the corners,
where they was licking their chops, and letting on they didn’t
care, same as Nolan was.</p>
<p>The two dogs on the platform was so beautiful that the judge hisself
couldn’t tell which was the best of ’em, even when he
stoops down and holds their heads together. But at last he gives a
sigh, and brushes the sawdust off his knees, and goes to the table in
the ring, where there was a man keeping score, and heaps and heaps of
blue and gold and red and yellow ribbons. And the judge picks up a
bunch of ’em and walks to the two gentlemen who was holding the
beautiful dogs, and he says to each, “What’s his
number?” and he hands each gentleman a ribbon. And then he turned
sharp and comes straight at the Master.</p>
<p>“What’s his number?” says the judge. And Master
was so scared that he couldn’t make no answer.</p>
<p>But Miss Dorothy claps her hands and cries out like she was
laughing, “Three twenty-six,” and the judge writes it down
and shoves Master the blue ribbon.</p>
<p>I bit the Master, and I jumps and bit Miss Dorothy, and I waggled so
hard that the Master couldn’t hold me. When I get to the gate
Miss Dorothy snatches me up and kisses me between the ears, right
before millions of people, and they both hold me so tight that I
didn’t know which of them was carrying of me. But one thing I
knew, for I listened hard, as it was the judge hisself as said it.</p>
<p>“Did you see that puppy I gave first to?” says the judge
to the gentleman at the gate.</p>
<p>“I did. He was a bit out of his class,” says the gate
gentleman.</p>
<p>“He certainly was!” says the judge, and they both
laughed.</p>
<p>But I didn’t care. They couldn’t hurt me then, not with
Nolan holding the blue ribbon and Miss Dorothy hugging my ears, and the
kennel-men sneaking away, each looking like he’d been caught with
his nose under the lid of the slop-can.</p>
<p>We sat down together, and we all three just talked as fast as we
could. They was so pleased that I couldn’t help feeling proud
myself, and I barked and leaped about so gay that all the bull-terriers
in our street stretched on their chains and howled at me.</p>
<p>“Just look at him!” says one of those I had beat.
“What’s he giving hisself airs about?”</p>
<p>“Because he’s got one blue ribbon!” says another
of ’em. “Why, when I was a puppy I used to eat ’em,
and if that judge could ever learn to know a toy from a mastiff,
I’d have had this one.”</p>
<p>But Jimmy Jocks he leaned over from his bench and says, “Well
done, Kid. Didn’t I tell you so?” What he ’ad told me was
that I might get a “commended,” but I didn’t remind
him.</p>
<p>“Didn’t I tell you,” says Jimmy Jocks, “that
I saw your grandfather make his d�but at the Crystal–”</p>
<p>“Yes, sir, you did, sir,” says I, for I have no love for
the men of my family.</p>
<p>A gentleman with a showing-leash around his neck comes up just then
and looks at me very critical. “Nice dog you’ve got, Miss
Wyndham,” says he; “would you care to sell him?”</p>
<p>“He’s not my dog,” says Miss Dorothy, holding me
tight. “I wish he were.”</p>
<p>“He’s not for sale, sir,” says the Master, and I
was <i>that</i> glad.</p>
<p>“Oh, he’s yours, is he?” says the gentleman,
looking hard at Nolan. “Well, I’ll give you a hundred
dollars for him,” says he, careless-like.</p>
<p>“Thank you, sir; he’s not for sale,” says Nolan,
but his eyes get very big. The gentleman he walked away; but I watches
him, and he talks to a man in a golf-cap, and by and by the man comes
along our street, looking at all the dogs, and stops in front of
me.</p>
<p>“This your dog?” says he to Nolan. “Pity
he’s so leggy,” says he. “If he had a good tail, and
a longer stop, and his ears were set higher, he’d be a good dog.
As he is, I’ll give you fifty dollars for him.”</p>
<p>But before the Master could speak, Miss Dorothy laughs and says:
“You’re Mr. Polk’s kennel-man, I believe. Well, you
tell Mr. Polk from me that the dog’s not for sale now any more
than he was five minutes ago, and that when he is, he’ll have to
bid against me for him.”</p>
<p>The man looks foolish at that, but he turns to Nolan quick-like.
“I’ll give you three hundred for him,” he says.</p>
<p>“Oh, indeed!” whispers Miss Dorothy, like she was
talking to herself. “That’s it, is it?” And she turns
and looks at me just as though she had never seen me before. Nolan he
was a-gaping, too, with his mouth open. But he holds me tight.</p>
<p>“He’s not for sale,” he growls, like he was
frightened; and the man looks black and walks away.</p>
<p>“Why, Nolan!” cries Miss Dorothy, “Mr. Polk knows
more about bull-terriers than any amateur in America. What can he mean?
Why, Kid is no more than a puppy! Three hundred dollars for a
puppy!”</p>
<p>“And he ain’t no thoroughbred, neither!” cries the
Master. “He’s ‘Unknown,’ ain’t he? Kid
can’t help it, of course, but his mother, miss–”</p>
<p>I dropped my head. I couldn’t bear he should tell Miss
Dorothy. I couldn’t bear she should know I had stolen my blue
ribbon.</p>
<p>But the Master never told, for at that a gentleman runs up, calling,
“Three twenty-six, three twenty-six!” And Miss Dorothy
says, “Here he is; what is it?”</p>
<p>“The Winners’ class,” says the gentleman.
“Hurry, please; the judge is waiting for him.”</p>
<p>Nolan tries to get me off the chain on to a showing-leash, but he
shakes so, he only chokes me. “What is it, miss?” he says.
“What is it?”</p>
<p>“The Winners’ class,” says Miss Dorothy.
“The judge wants him with the winners of the other
classes–to decide which is the best. It’s only a
form,” says she. “He has the champions against him
now.”</p>
<p>“Yes,” says the gentleman, as he hurries us to the ring.
“I’m afraid it’s only a form for your dog, but the
judge wants all the winners, puppy class even.”</p>
<p>We had got to the gate, and the gentleman there was writing down my
number.</p>
<p>“Who won the open?” asks Miss Dorothy.</p>
<p>“Oh, who would?” laughs the gentleman. “The old
champion, of course. He’s won for three years now. There he is.
Isn’t he wonderful?” says he; and he points to a dog
that’s standing proud and haughty on the platform in the middle
of the ring.</p>
<p>I never see so beautiful a dog–so fine and clean and noble, so
white like he had rolled hisself in flour, holding his nose up and his
eyes shut, same as though no one was worth looking at. Aside of him we
other dogs, even though we had a blue ribbon apiece, seemed like lumps
of mud. He was a royal gentleman, a king, he was. His master
didn’t have to hold his head with no leash. He held it hisself,
standing as still as an iron dog on a lawn, like he knew all the people
was looking at him. And so they was, and no one around the ring pointed
at no other dog but him.</p>
<p>“Oh, what a picture!” cried Miss Dorothy.
“He’s like a marble figure by a great artist–one who
loved dogs. Who is he?” says she, looking in her book. “I
don’t keep up with terriers.”</p>
<p>“Oh, you know him,” says the gentleman. “He is the
champion of champions, Regent Royal.”</p>
<p>The Master’s face went red.</p>
<p>“And this is Regent Royal’s son,” cries he, and he
pulls me quick into the ring, and plants me on the platform next my
father.</p>
<p>I trembled so that I near fell. My legs twisted like a leash. But my
father he never looked at me. He only smiled the same sleepy smile, and
he still kept his eyes half shut, like as no one, no, not even his own
son, was worth his lookin’ at.</p>
<p>The judge he didn’t let me stay beside my father, but, one by
one, he placed the other dogs next to him and measured and felt and
pulled at them. And each one he put down, but he never put my father
down. And then he comes over and picks up me and sets me back on the
platform, shoulder to shoulder with the Champion Regent Royal, and goes
down on his knees, and looks into our eyes.</p>
<p>The gentleman with my father he laughs, and says to the judge,
“Thinking of keeping us here all day, John?” But the judge
he doesn’t hear him, and goes behind us and runs his hand down my
side, and holds back my ears, and takes my jaws between his fingers.
The crowd around the ring is very deep now, and nobody says nothing.
The gentleman at the score-table, he is leaning forward, with his
elbows on his knees and his eyes very wide, and the gentleman at the
gate is whispering quick to Miss Dorothy, who has turned white. I stood
as stiff as stone. I didn’t even breathe. But out of the corner
of my eye I could see my father licking his pink chops, and yawning
just a little, like he was bored.</p>
<p>The judge he had stopped looking fierce and was looking solemn.
Something inside him seemed a-troubling him awful. The more he stares
at us now, the more solemn he gets, and when he touches us he does it
gentle, like he was patting us. For a long time he kneels in the
sawdust, looking at my father and at me, and no one around the ring
says nothing to nobody.</p>
<p>Then the judge takes a breath and touches me sudden.
“It’s his,” he says. But he lays his hand just as
quick on my father. “I’m sorry,” says he.</p>
<p>The gentleman holding my father cries:</p>
<p>“Do you mean to tell me–”</p>
<p>And the judge he answers, “I mean the other is the better
dog.” He takes my father’s head between his hands and looks
down at him most sorrowful. “The king is dead,” says he.
“Long live the king! Good-by, Regent,” he says.</p>
<p>The crowd around the railings clapped their hands, and some laughed
scornful, and every one talks fast, and I start for the gate, so dizzy
that I can’t see my way. But my father pushes in front of me,
walking very daintily, and smiling sleepy, same as he had just been
waked, with his head high and his eyes shut, looking at nobody.</p>
<p>So that is how I “came by my inheritance,” as Miss
Dorothy calls it; and just for that, though I couldn’t feel where
I was any different, the crowd follows me to my bench, and pats me, and
coos at me, like I was a baby in a baby-carriage. And the handlers have
to hold ’em back so that the gentlemen from the papers can make
pictures of me, and Nolan walks me up and down so proud, and the men
shake their heads and says, “He certainly is the true type, he
is!” And the pretty ladies ask Miss Dorothy, who sits beside me
letting me lick her gloves to show the crowd what friends we is,
“Aren’t you afraid he’ll bite you?” And Jimmy
Jocks calls to me, “Didn’t I tell you so? I always knew you
were one of us. Blood will out, Kid; blood will out. I saw your
grandfather,” says he, “make his d�but at the Crystal
Palace. But he was never the dog you are!”</p>
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<p>After that, if I could have asked for it, there was nothing I
couldn’t get. You might have thought I was a snow-dog, and they
was afeard I’d melt. If I wet my pats, Nolan gave me a hot bath
and chained me to the stove; if I couldn’t eat my food, being
stuffed full by the cook–for I am a house-dog now, and let in to
lunch, whether there is visitors or not,–Nolan would run to bring
the vet. It was all tommy rot, as Jimmy says, but meant most kind. I
couldn’t scratch myself comfortable, without Nolan giving me
nasty drinks, and rubbing me outside till it burnt awful; and I
wasn’t let to eat bones for fear of spoiling my
“beautiful” mouth, what mother used to call my
“punishing jaw”; and my food was cooked special on a
gas-stove; and Miss Dorothy gives me an overcoat, cut very stylish like
the champions’, to wear when we goes out carriage-driving.</p>
<p>After the next Show, where I takes three blue ribbons, four silver
cups, two medals, and brings home forty-five dollars for Nolan, they
gives me a “registered” name, same as Jimmy’s. Miss
Dorothy wanted to call me “Regent Heir Apparent”; but I was
<i>that</i> glad when Nolan says, “No; Kid don’t owe
nothing to his father, only to you and hisself. So, if you please,
miss, we’ll call him Wyndham Kid.” And so they did, and you
can see it on my overcoat in blue letters, and painted top of my
kennel. It was all too hard to understand. For days I just sat and
wondered if I was really me, and how it all come about, and why
everybody was so kind. But oh, it was so good they was, for if they
hadn’t been I’d never have got the thing I most wished
after. But, because they was kind, and not liking to deny me nothing,
they gave it me, and it was more to me than anything in the world.</p>
<p>It came about one day when we was out driving. We was in the cart
they calls the dog-cart because it’s the one Miss Dorothy keeps
to take Jimmy and me for an airing. Nolan was up behind, and me, in my
new overcoat, was sitting beside Miss Dorothy. I was admiring the view,
and thinking how good it was to have a horse pull you about so that you
needn’t get yourself splashed and have to be washed, when I hears
a dog calling loud for help, and I pricks up my ears and looks over the
horse’s head. And I sees something that makes me tremble down to
my toes. In the road before us three big dogs was chasing a little old
lady-dog. She had a string to her tail, where some boys had tied a can,
and she was dirty with mud and ashes, and torn most awful. She was too
far done up to get away, and too old to help herself, but she was
making a fight for her life, snapping her old gums savage, and dying
game. All this I see in a wink, and then the three dogs pinned her
down, and I can’t stand it no longer, and clears the wheel and
lands in the road on my head. It was my stylish overcoat done that, and
I cursed it proper, but I gets my pats again quick, and makes a rush
for the fighting. Behind me I hear Miss Dorothy cry:
“They’ll kill that old dog. Wait, take my whip. Beat them
off her! The Kid can take care of himself”; and I hear Nolan fall
into the road, and the horse come to a stop. The old lady-dog was down,
and the three was eating her vicious; but as I come up, scattering the
pebbles, she hears, and thinking it’s one more of them, she lifts
her head, and my heart breaks open like some one had sunk his teeth in
it. For, under the ashes and the dirt and the blood, I can see who it
is, and I know that my mother has come back to me.</p>
<p>I gives a yell that throws them three dogs off their legs.</p>
<p>“Mother!” I cries. “I’m the Kid,” I
cries. “I’m coming to you. Mother, I’m
coming!”</p>
<p>And I shoots over her at the throat of the big dog, and the other
two they sinks their teeth into that stylish overcoat and tears it off
me, and that sets me free, and I lets them have it. I never had so fine
a fight as that! What with mother being there to see, and not having
been let to mix up in no fights since I become a prize-winner, it just
naturally did me good, and it wasn’t three shakes before I had
’em yelping. Quick as a wink, mother she jumps in to help me, and
I just laughed to see her. It was so like old times. And Nolan he made
me laugh, too. He was like a hen on a bank, shaking the butt of his
whip, but not daring to cut in for fear of hitting me.</p>
<p>“Stop it, Kid,” he says, “stop it. Do you want to
be all torn up?” says he. “Think of the Boston Show,”
says he. “Think of Chicago. Think of Danbury. Don’t you
never want to be a champion?” How was I to think of all them
places when I had three dogs to cut up at the same time? But in a
minute two of ’em begs for mercy, and mother and me lets
’em run away. The big one he ain’t able to run away. Then
mother and me we dances and jumps, and barks and laughs, and bites each
other and rolls each other in the road. There never was two dogs so
happy as we. And Nolan he whistles and calls and begs me to come to
him; but I just laugh and play larks with mother.</p>
<p>“Now, you come with me,” says I, “to my new home,
and never try to run away again.” And I shows her our house with
the five red roofs, set on the top of the hill. But mother trembles
awful, and says: “They’d never let me in such a place. Does
the Viceroy live there, Kid?” says she. And I laugh at her.
“No; I do,” I says. “And if they won’t let you
live there, too, you and me will go back to the streets together, for
we must never be parted no more.” So we trots up the hill side by
side, with Nolan trying to catch me, and Miss Dorothy laughing at him
from the cart.</p>
<p>“The Kid’s made friends with the poor old dog,”
says she. “Maybe he knew her long ago when he ran the streets
himself. Put her in here beside me, and see if he doesn’t
follow.”</p>
<p>So when I hears that I tells mother to go with Nolan and sit in the
cart; but she says no–that she’d soil the pretty
lady’s frock; but I tells her to do as I say, and so Nolan lifts
her, trembling still, into the cart, and I runs alongside, barking
joyful.</p>
<p>When we drives into the stables I takes mother to my kennel, and
tells her to go inside it and make herself at home. “Oh, but he
won’t let me!” says she.</p>
<p>“Who won’t let you?” says I, keeping my eye on
Nolan, and growling a bit nasty, just to show I was meaning to have my
way.</p>
<p>“Why, Wyndham Kid,” says she, looking up at the name on
my kennel.</p>
<p>“But I’m Wyndham Kid!” says I.</p>
<p>“You!” cries mother. “You! Is my little Kid the
great Wyndham Kid the dogs all talk about?” And at that, she
being very old, and sick, and nervous, as mothers are, just drops down
in the straw and weeps bitter.</p>
<p>Well, there ain’t much more than that to tell. Miss Dorothy
she settled it.</p>
<p>“If the Kid wants the poor old thing in the stables,”
says she, “let her stay.”</p>
<p>“You see,” says she, “she’s a black-and-tan,
and his mother was a black-and-tan, and maybe that’s what makes
Kid feel so friendly toward her,” says she.</p>
<p>“Indeed, for me,” says Nolan, “she can have the
best there is. I’d never drive out no dog that asks for a crust
nor a shelter,” he says. “But what will Mr. Wyndham
do?”</p>
<p>“He’ll do what I say,” says Miss Dorothy,
“and if I say she’s to stay, she will stay, and I
say–she’s to stay!”</p>
<p>And so mother and Nolan and me found a home. Mother was scared at
first–not being used to kind people; but she was so gentle and
loving that the grooms got fonder of her than of me, and tried to make
me jealous by patting of her and giving her the pick of the vittles.
But that was the wrong way to hurt my feelings. That’s all, I
think. Mother is so happy here that I tell her we ought to call it the
Happy Hunting Grounds, because no one hunts you, and there is nothing
to hunt; it just all comes to you. And so we live in peace, mother
sleeping all day in the sun, or behind the stove in the head
groom’s office, being fed twice a day regular by Nolan, and all
the day by the other grooms most irregular. And as for me, I go
hurrying around the country to the bench-shows, winning money and cups
for Nolan, and taking the blue ribbons away from father.</p>
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