<h2><SPAN name="chap13"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIII</h2>
<p class="letter">
Theatre—Fine Arts—Delicacy—Shaking Quakers—Big-Bone
Lick—Visit of the President</p>
<p>The theatre at Cincinnati is small, and not very brilliant in decoration, but
in the absence of every other amusement our young men frequently attended it,
and in the bright clear nights of autumn and winter, the mile and a half of
distance was not enough to prevent the less enterprising members of the family
from sometimes accompanying them. The great inducement to this was the
excellent acting of Mr. and Mrs. Alexander Drake, the managers.<SPAN href="#fn4" name="fnref4" id="fnref4"><sup>[4]</sup></SPAN>
Nothing could be more distinct than their line of acting, but the great
versatility of their powers enabled them often to appear together. Her cast was
the highest walk of tragedy, and his the broadest comedy; but yet, as Goldsmith
says of his sister heroines, I have known them change characters for a whole
evening together, and have wept with him and laughed with her, as it was their
will and pleasure to ordain. I think in his comedy he was superior to any actor
I ever saw in the same parts, except Emery. Alexander Drake’s comedy was
like that of the French, who never appear to be acting at all; he was himself
the comic being the author aimed at depicting. Let him speak whose words he
would, from Shakspeare to Colman, it was impossible not to feel that half the
fun was his own; he had, too, in a very high degree, the power that Fawcett
possessed, of drawing tears by a sudden touch of natural feeling. His comic
songs might have set the gravity of the judges and bishops together at
defiance. Liston is great, but Alexander Drake was greater.</p>
<p class="footnote">
<SPAN name="fn4" id="fn4"></SPAN> <SPAN href="#fnref4">[4]</SPAN>
Mr. Drake was an Englishman.</p>
<p>Mrs. Drake, formerly Miss Denny, greatly resembles Miss O’Neil; a proof
of this is, that Mr. Kean, who had heard of the resemblance, arrived at New
York late in the evening, and having repaired to the theatre, saw her for the
first time across the stage, and immediately exclaimed, “that’s
Miss Denny.” Her voice, too, has the same rich and touching tones, and is
superior in power. Her talent is decidedly first-rate. Deep and genuine
feeling, correct judgment, and the most perfect good taste, distinguish her
play in every character. Her last act of Belvidera is superior in tragic effect
to any thing I ever saw on the stage, the one great exception to all
comparison, Mrs. Siddons, being set aside.</p>
<p>It was painful to see these excellent performers playing to a miserable house,
not a third full, and the audience probably not including half a dozen persons
who would prefer their playing to that of the vilest strollers. In proof of
this, I saw them, as managers, give place to paltry third-rate actors from
London, who would immediately draw crowded houses, and be overwhelmed with
applause.</p>
<p>Poor Drake died just before we left Ohio, and his wife, who, besides her merit
as an actress, is a most estimable and amiable woman, is left with a large
family. I have little, or rather no doubt, of her being able to obtain an
excellent engagement in London, but her having property in several of the
Western theatres will, I fear, detain her in a neighbourhood, where she is
neither understood nor appreciated. She told me many very excellent
professional anecdotes collected during her residence in the West; one of these
particularly amused me as a specimen of Western idiom. A lady who professed a
great admiration for Mrs. Drake had obtained her permission to be present upon
one occasion at her theatrical toilet. She was dressing for some character in
which she was to stab herself, and her dagger was lying on the table. The
visitor took it up, and examining it with much emotion, exclaimed, “what!
do you really jab this into yourself sevagarous?”</p>
<p>We also saw the great American star, Mr. Forrest. What he may become I will not
pretend to prophesy; but when I saw him play Hamlet at Cincinnati, not even
Mrs. Drake’s sweet Ophelia could keep me beyond the third act. It is true
that I have seen Kemble, Macready, Kean, Young, C. Kemble, Cook, and Talma play
Hamlet, and I might not, perhaps, be a very fair judge of this young
actor’s merits; but I was greatly amused when a gentleman, who asked my
opinion of him, told me upon hearing it, that he would not advise me to state
it freely in America, “for they would not bear it.” The theatre was
really not a bad one, though the very poor receipts rendered it impossible to
keep it in high order; but an annoyance infinitely greater than decorations
indifferently clean, was the style and manner of the audience. Men came into
the lower tier of boxes without their coats; and I have seen shirt sleeves
tucked up to the shoulder; the spitting was incessant, and the mixed smell of
onions and whiskey was enough to make one feel even the Drakes’ acting
dearly bought by the obligation of enduring its accompaniments. The bearing and
attitudes of the men are perfectly indescribable; the heels thrown higher than
the head, the entire rear of the person presented to the audience, the whole
length supported on the benches, are among the varieties that these exquisite
posture-masters exhibit. The noises, too, were perpetual, and of the most
unpleasant kind; the applause is expressed by cries and thumping with the feet,
instead of clapping; and when a patriotic fit seized them, and “Yankee
Doodle” was called for, every man seemed to think his reputation as a
citizen depended on the noise he made.</p>
<p>Two very indifferent figurantes, probably from the Ambigu Comique, or la
Gaiete, made their appearance at Cincinnati while we were there; and had
Mercury stepped down, and danced a <i>pas seul</i> upon earth, his godship
could not have produced a more violent sensation. But wonder and admiration
were by no means the only feelings excited; horror and dismay were produced in
at least an equal degree. No one, I believe, doubted their being admirable
dancers, but every one agreed that the morals of the Western world would never
recover the shock. When I was asked if I had ever seen any thing so dreadful
before, I was embarrassed how to answer; for the young women had been
exceedingly careful, both in their dress and in their dancing, to meet the
taste of the people; but had it been Virginie in her most transparent attire,
or Taglioni in her most remarkable pirouette, they could not have been more
reprobated. The ladies altogether forsook the theatre; the gentlemen muttered
under their breath, and turned their heads aside when the subject was
mentioned; the clergy denounced them from the pulpit; and if they were named at
the meetings of the saints, it was to show how deep the horror such a theme
could produce. I could not but ask myself if virtue were a plant, thriving
under one form in one country, and flourishing under a different one in
another? If these Western Americans are right, then how dreadfully wrong are
we! It is really a very puzzling subject.</p>
<p>But this was not the only point on which I found my notions of right and wrong
utterly confounded; hardly a day passed in which I did not discover that
something or other that I had been taught to consider lawful as eating, was
held in abhorrence by those around me; many words to which I had never heard an
objectionable meaning attached, were totally interdicted, and the strangest
paraphrastic sentences substituted. I confess it struck me, that
notwithstanding a general stiffness of manner, which I think must exceed that
of the Scribes and Pharisees, the Americans have imaginations that kindle with
alarming facility. I could give many anecdotes to prove this, but will content
myself with a few.</p>
<p>A young German gentleman of perfectly good manners, once came to me greatly
chagrined at having offended one of the principal families in the
neighbourhood, by having pronounced the word <i>corset</i> before the ladies of
it. An old female friend had kindly overcome her own feelings so far as to
mention to him the cause of the coolness he had remarked, and strongly advised
his making an apology. He told me that he was perfectly well disposed to do so,
but felt himself greatly at a loss how to word it.</p>
<p>An English lady who had long kept a fashionable boarding-school in one of the
Atlantic cities, told me that one of her earliest cares with every new comer,
was the endeavour to substitute real delicacy for this affected precision of
manner; among many anecdotes, she told me one of a young lady about fourteen,
who on entering the receiving room, where she only expected to see a lady who
had enquired for her, and finding a young man with her, put her hands before
her eyes, and ran out of the room again, screaming “A man! a man! a
man!”</p>
<p>On another occasion, one of the young ladies in going up stairs to the
drawing-room, unfortunately met a boy of fourteen coming down, and her feelings
were so violently agitated, that she stopped panting and sobbing, nor would
pass on till the boy had swung himself up on the upper banisters, to leave the
passage free.</p>
<p>At Cincinnati there is a garden where the people go to eat ices, and to look at
roses. For the preservation of the flowers, there is placed at the end of one
of the walks a sign-post sort of daub, representing a Swiss peasant girl,
holding in her hand a scroll, requesting that the roses might not be gathered.
Unhappily for the artist, or for the proprietor, or for both, the petticoat of
this figure was so short as to shew her ancles. The ladies saw, and shuddered;
and it was formally intimated to the proprietor, that if he wished for the
patronage of the ladies of Cincinnati, he must have the petticoat of this
figure lengthened. The affrighted purveyor of ices sent off an express for the
artist and his paint pot. He came, but unluckily not provided with any colour
that would match the petticoat; the necessity, however, was too urgent for
delay, and a flounce of blue was added to the petticoat of red, giving bright
and shining evidence before all men of the immaculate delicacy of the
Cincinnati ladies.</p>
<p>I confess I was sometimes tempted to suspect that this ultra refinement was not
very deep seated. It often appeared to me like the consciousness of grossness,
that wanted a veil; but the veil was never gracefully adjusted. Occasionally,
indeed, the very same persons who appeared ready to faint at the idea of a
statue, would utter some unaccountable sally that was quite startling, and
which made me feel that the indelicacy of which we were accused had its limits.
The following anecdote is hardly fit to tell, but it explains what I mean too
well to be omitted.</p>
<p>A young married lady, of <i>high standing</i> and most fastidious delicacy, who
had been brought up at one of the Atlantic seminaries of highest reputation,
told me that her house, at the distance of half a mile from a populous city,
was unfortunately opposite a mansion of worse than doubtful reputation.
“It is abominable,” she said, “to see the people that go
there; they ought to be exposed. I and another lady, an intimate friend of
mine, did make one of them look foolish enough last summer: she was passing the
day with me, and, while we were sitting at the window, we saw a young man we
both knew ride up there, we went into the garden and watched at the gate for
him to come back, and when he did, we both stepped out, and I said to him,
“are you not ashamed, Mr. William D., to ride by my house and back again
in that manner?” I never saw a man look so foolish!”</p>
<p>In conversing with ladies on the customs and manners of Europe, I remarked a
strong propensity to consider every thing as wrong to which they were not
accustomed. I once mentioned to a young lady that I thought a picnic party
would be very agreeable, and that I would propose it to some of our friends.
She agreed that it would be delightful, but she added, “I fear you will
not succeed; we are not used to such sort of things here, and I know it is
considered very indelicate for ladies and gentlemen to sit down together on the
grass.”</p>
<p>I could multiply anecdotes of this nature; but I think these sufficient to give
an accurate idea of the tone of manners in this particular, and I trust to
justify the observations I have made.</p>
<p>One of the spectacles which produced the greatest astonishment on us all was
the Republican simplicity of the courts of justice. We had heard that the
judges indulged themselves on the bench in those extraordinary attitudes which,
doubtless, some peculiarity of the American formation leads them to find the
most comfortable. Of this we were determined to judge for ourselves, and
accordingly entered the court when it was in full business, with three judges
on the bench. The annexed sketch will better describe what we saw than any
thing I can write.</p>
<p>Our winter passed rapidly away, and pleasantly enough, by the help of frosty
walks, a little skaiting, a visit to Big-Bone Lick, and a visit to the shaking
Quakers, a good deal of chess, and a good deal of reading, notwithstanding we
were almost in the back woods of Western America.</p>
<p>The excursion to Big-Bone Lick, in Kentucky, and that to the Quaker village,
were too fatiguing for females at such a season, but our gentlemen brought us
home mammoth bones and shaking Quaker stories in abundance.</p>
<p>These singular people, the shaking Quakers of America, give undeniable proof
that communities may exist and prosper, for they have continued for many years
to adhere strictly to this manner of life, and have been constantly increasing
in wealth. They have formed two or three different societies in distant parts
of the Union, all governed by the same general laws, and all uniformly
prosperous and flourishing.</p>
<p>There must be some sound and wholesome principle at work in these
establishments to cause their success in every undertaking, and this principle
must be a powerful one, for it has to combat much that is absurd and much that
is mischievous.</p>
<p>The societies are generally composed of about an equal proportion of males and
females, many of them being men and their wives; but they are all bound by
their laws not to cohabit together. Their religious observances are wholly
confined to singing and dancing of the most grotesque kind, and this repeated
so constantly as to occupy much time; yet these people become rich and powerful
wherever they settle themselves. Whatever they manufacture, whatever their
farms produce, is always in the highest repute, and brings the highest price in
the market. They receive all strangers with great courtesy, and if they bring
an introduction they are lodged and fed for any length of time they choose to
stay; they are not asked to join in their labours, but are permitted to do so
if they wish it.</p>
<p>The Big-Bone Lick was not visited, and even partially examined, without
considerable fatigue.</p>
<p>It appeared from the account of our travellers, that the spot which gives the
region its elegant name is a deep bed of blue clay, tenacious and unsound, so
much so as to render it both difficult and dangerous to traverse. The digging
it has been found so laborious that no one has yet hazarded the expense of a
complete search into its depths for the gigantic relics so certainly hidden
there. The clay has never been moved without finding some of them; and I think
it can hardly be doubted that money and perseverance would procure a more
perfect specimen of an entire mammoth than we have yet seen.<SPAN href="#fn5" name="fnref5" id="fnref5"><sup>[5]</sup></SPAN></p>
<p class="footnote">
<SPAN name="fn5" id="fn5"></SPAN> <SPAN href="#fnref5">[5]</SPAN>
Since the above was written an immense skeleton, nearly perfect, has been
extracted.</p>
<p>And now the time arrived that our domestic circle was again to be broken up.
Our eldest son was to be entered at Oxford, and it was necessary that his
father should accompany him; and, after considerable indecision, it was at
length determined that I and my daughters should remain another year, with our
second son. It was early in February, and our travellers prepared themselves to
encounter some sharp gales upon the mountains, though the great severity of the
cold appeared to be past. We got buffalo robes and double shoes prepared for
them, and they were on the eve of departure when we heard that General Jackson,
the newly-elected President, was expected to arrive immediately at Cincinnati,
from his residence in the West, and to proceed by steamboat to Pittsburgh, on
his way to Washington. This determined them not to fix the day of their
departure till they heard of his arrival, and then, if possible, to start in
the same boat with him; the decent dignity of a private conveyance not being
deemed necessary for the President of the United States.</p>
<p>The day of his arrival was however quite uncertain, and we could only determine
to have every thing very perfectly in readiness, let it come when it would.
This resolution was hardly acted upon when the news reached us that the General
had arrived at Louisville, and was expected at Cincinnati in a few hours. All
was bustle and hurry at Mohawk-cottage; we quickly dispatched our packing
business, and this being the first opportunity we had had of witnessing such a
demonstration of popular feeling, we all determined to be present at the
debarkation of the great man. We accordingly walked to Cincinnati, and secured
a favourable station at the landing-place, both for the purpose of seeing the
first magistrate and of observing his reception by the people. We had waited
but a few moments when the heavy panting of the steam engines and then a
discharge of cannon told that we were just in time; another moment brought his
vessel in sight.</p>
<p>Nothing could be better of its kind than his approach to the shore: the noble
steam-boat which conveyed him was flanked on each side by one of nearly equal
size and splendour; the roofs of all three were covered by a crowd of men;
cannon saluted them from the shore as they passed by, to the distance of a
quarter of a mile above the town; there they turned about, and came down the
river with a rapid but stately motion, the three vessels so close together as
to appear one mighty mass upon the water.</p>
<p>When they arrived opposite the principal landing they swept gracefully round,
and the side vessels, separating themselves from the centre, fell a few feet
back, permitting her to approach before them with her honoured freight. All
this manoeuvring was extremely well executed, and really beautiful.</p>
<p>The crowd on the shore awaited her arrival in perfect stillness. When she
touched the bank the people on board gave a faint huzza, but it was answered by
no note of welcome from the land: this cold silence was certainly not produced
by any want of friendly feeling towards the new President; during the whole of
the canvassing he had been decidedly the popular candidate at Cincinnati, and,
for months past, we had been accustomed to the cry of “Jackson for
ever” from an overwhelming majority; but enthusiasm is not either the
virtue or the vice of America.</p>
<p>More than one private carriage was stationed at the water’s edge to await
the General’s orders, but they were dismissed with the information that
he would walk to the hotel. Upon receiving this intimation the silent crowd
divided itself in a very orderly manner, leaving a space for him to walk
through them. He did so, uncovered, though the distance was considerable, and
the weather very cold; but he alone (with the exception of a few European
gentlemen who were present) was without a hat. He wore his grey hair,
carelessly, but not ungracefully arranged, and, spite of his harsh gaunt
features, he looks like a gentleman and a soldier. He was in deep mourning,
having very recently lost his wife; they were said to have been very happy
together, and I was pained by hearing a voice near me exclaim, as he approached
the spot where I stood, “There goes Jackson, where is his wife?”
Another sharp voice, at a little distance, cried, “Adams for ever!”
And these sounds were all I heard to break the silence.</p>
<p>“They manage these matters better” in the East, I have no doubt,
but as yet I was still in the West, and still inclined to think, that however
meritorious the American character may be, it is not amiable.</p>
<p>Mr. T. and his sons joined the group of citizens who waited upon him to the
hotel, and were presented to the President in form; that is, they shook hands
with him. Learning that he intended to remain a few hours there, or more
properly, that it would be a few hours before the steam-boat would be ready to
proceed, Mr. T. secured berths on board, and returned, to take a hasty dinner
with us. At the hour appointed by the captain, Mr. T. and his son accompanied
the General on board; and by subsequent letters I learnt that they had
conversed a good deal with him, and were pleased by his conversation and
manners, but deeply disgusted by the brutal familiarity to which they saw him
exposed at every place on their progress at which they stopped; I am tempted to
quote one passage, as sufficiently descriptive of the manner, which so
painfully grated against their European feelings.</p>
<p>‘There was not a hulking boy from a keel-boat who was not introduced to
the President, unless, indeed, as was the case with some, they introduced
themselves: for instance, I was at his elbow when a greasy fellow accosted him
thus:-</p>
<p>“General Jackson, I guess?”</p>
<p>‘The General bowed assent.</p>
<p>“Why they told me you was dead.”</p>
<p>“No! Providence has hitherto preserved my life.”</p>
<p>“And is your wife alive too?”</p>
<p>‘The General, apparently much hurt, signified the contrary, upon which
the courtier concluded his harangue, by saying, “Aye, I thought it was
the one or the t’other of ye.”’</p>
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