<h2><SPAN name="CHAPTER_XIX" id="CHAPTER_XIX"></SPAN>CHAPTER XIX</h2>
<h3>EXEUNT OMNES, AS SHAKESPEARE HAS IT</h3>
<p>At four in the morning Baldpate Inn, wrapped in the arms of winter, had
all the rare gaiety and charm of a baseball bleechers on Christmas Eve.
Looking gloomily out the window, Mr. Magee heard behind him the steps on
the stairs and the low cautions of Quimby, and two men he had brought
from the village, who were carrying something down to the dark carriage
that waited outside. He did not look round. It was a picture he wished
to avoid.</p>
<p>So this was the end—the end of his two and a half days of solitude—the
end of his light-hearted exile on Baldpate Mountain. He thought of
Bland, lean and white of face, gay of garb, fleeing through the night,
his Arabella fiction disowned in the real tragedy that had followed. He
thought of Cargan and Max, also fleeing, wrathful, sneering, by Bland's
side. He thought of Hayden, jolting down the mountain in that black
wagon. So it ended.</p>
<p>So it ended—most preposterous end—with William Hallowell Magee madly,
desperately, in love. By the gods—in love! In love with a fair
gay-hearted girl for whom he had fought, and stolen, and snapped his
fingers at the law as it blinked at him in the person of Professor
Bolton. Billy Magee, the calm, the unsusceptible, who wrote of a popular
cupid but had always steered clear of his shots. In love with a girl
whose name he did not know; whose motives were mostly in the fog. And he
had come up here—to be alone.</p>
<p>For the first time in many hours he thought of New York, of the fellows
at the club, of what they would say when the jocund news came that Billy
Magee had gone mad on a mountainside, He thought of Helen Faulkner,
haughty, unperturbed, bred to hold herself above the swift catastrophies
of the world. He could see the arch of her patrician eyebrows, the shrug
of her exquisite shoulders, when young Williams hastened up the avenue
and poured into her ear the merry story. Well—so be it. He had never
cared for her. In her superiority he had found a challenge, in her icy
indifference a trap, that lured him on to try his hand at winning her.
But he had never for a moment caught a glimmering of what it was really
to care—to care as he cared now for the girl who had gone from
him—somewhere—down the mountain.</p>
<p>Quimby dragged into the room, the strain of a rather wild night in Upper
Asquewan Falls in his eyes.</p>
<p>"Jake Peters asked me to tell you he ain't coming back," he said. "Mis'
Quimby is getting breakfast for you down at our house. You better pack
up now and start down, I reckon. Your train goes at half past six."</p>
<p>Mrs. Norton jumped up, proclaiming that she must be aboard that train at
any cost. Miss Thornhill, the professor and Kendrick ascended the
stairs, and in a moment Magee followed.</p>
<p>He stepped softly into number seven, for the tragedy of the rooms was
still in the air. Vague shapes seemed to flit about him as he lighted a
candle. They whispered in his ear that this was to have been the scene
of achievement; that here he was to have written the book that should
make his place secure. Ah, well, fate had decreed it otherwise. It had
set plump in his path the melodrama he had come up to Baldpate to avoid.
Ironic fate, she must be laughing now in the sleeve of her kimono.
Feeling about in the shadows Magee gathered his things together, put
them in his bags, and with a last look at number seven, closed the door
forever on its many excitements.</p>
<p>A shivering group awaited him at the foot of the stair. Mrs. Norton's
hat was on at an angle even the most imaginative milliner could not have
approved. The professor looked older than ever; even Miss Thornhill
seemed a little less statuesque and handsome in the dusk. Quimby led the
way to the door, they passed through it, and Mr. Magee locked it after
them with the key Hal Bentley had blithely given him on Forty-fourth
Street, New York.</p>
<p>So Baldpate Inn dropped back into the silence to slumber and to wait. To
wait for the magic of muslin, the lilt of waltzes, the tinkle of
laughter, the rhythm of the rockers of the fleet on its verandas, the
formal tread of the admiral's boots across its polished floors, the
clink of dimes in the pockets of its bell-boys. For a few brief hours
strange figures had replaced the unromantic Quimby in its rooms, they
had come to talk of money and of love, to plot and scheme, and as they
came in the dark and moved most swiftly in the dark, so in the dark they
went away, and Baldpate's startling winter drama took reluctantly its
final curtain.</p>
<p>Down the snowy road the five followed Quimby's lead; Mr. Magee picturing
in fancy one who had fled along this path but a short time before; the
others busy with many thoughts, not the least of which was of Mrs.
Quimby's breakfast. At the door of the kitchen she met them, maternal,
concerned, eager to pamper and to serve, just as Mr. Magee remembered
her on that night that now seemed so long ago. He smiled down into her
eyes, and he had an engaging smile, even at four-thirty in the morning.</p>
<p>"Well, Mrs. Quimby," he cried, "here is the prodigal straight from that
old husk of an inn. And believe me, he's pretty anxious to sit down to
some food that woman, starter of all the trouble since the world began,
had a hand in."</p>
<p>"Come right in, all of you," chirruped Mrs. Quimby, ushering them into a
pleasant odor of cookery. "Take off your things and sit down.
Breakfast's most ready. My land, I guess you must be pretty nigh starved
to death. Quimby told me who was cooking for you, and I says to Quimby:
'What,' I says, 'that no account woman-hater messing round at a woman's
job, like that,' I says. 'Heaven pity the people at the inn,' I says.
'Mr. Peters may be able to amuse them with stories of how Cleopatra
whiled away the quiet Egyptian evenings,' I says, 'and he may be able to
throw a little new light on Helen of Troy, who would object to having it
thrown if she was alive and the lady I think her, but,' I says, 'when it
comes to cooking, I guess he stands about where you do, Quimby.' You
see, Quimby's repertory consists of coffee and soup, and sometimes it's
hard to tell which he means for which."</p>
<p>"So Mr. Peters has taken you in on the secret of the book he is writing
against your sex?" remarked Billy Magee.</p>
<p>"Not exactly that," Mrs. Quimby answered, brushing back a wisp of gray
hair, "but he's discussed it in my presence, ignoring me at the time.
You see, he comes down here and reads his latest chapters to Quimby o'
nights, and I've caught quite a lot of it on my way between the
cook-stove and the sink."</p>
<p>"I ain't no judge of books," remarked Mrs. Norton from a comfortable
rocking-chair, "but I'll bet that one's the limit."</p>
<p>"You're right, ma'am," Mrs. Quimby told her. "I ain't saying that some
of it ain't real pretty worded, but that's just to hide the falsehood
underneath. My land, the lies there is in that book! You don't need to
know much about history to know that Jake Peters has made it over to fit
his argument, and that he ain't made it over so well but what the old
seams show here and there, and the place where the braid was is plain as
daylight."</p>
<p>After ten more minutes of bustle, Mrs. Quimby announced that they could
sit down, and they were not slow to accept the invitation. The breakfast
she served them moved Mr. Magee to remark:</p>
<p>"I want to know where I stand as a judge of character. On the first
night I saw Mrs. Quimby, without tasting a morsel of food cooked by her,
I said she was the best cook in the county."</p>
<p>The professor looked up from his griddle cakes.</p>
<p>"Why limit it to the county?" he asked. "I should say you were too
parsimonious in your judgment."</p>
<p>Mrs. Quimby, detecting in the old man's words a compliment, flushed an
even deeper red as she bent above the stove. Under the benign influence
of the food and the woman's cheery personality, the spirits of the crowd
rose. Baldpate Inn was in the past, its doors locked, its seven keys
scattered through the dawn. Mrs. Quimby, as she continued to press food
upon them, spoke with interest of the events that had come to pass at
the inn.</p>
<p>"It's so seldom anything really happens around here," she said, "I just
been hungering for news of the strange goings-on up there. And I must
say Quimby ain't been none too newsy on the subject. I threatened to
come up and join in the proceedings myself, especially when I heard
about the book-writing cook Providence had sent you."</p>
<p>"You would have found us on the porch with outstretched arms," Mr. Magee
assured her.</p>
<p>It was on Kendrick that Mrs. Quimby showered her attentions, and when
the group rose to seek the station, amid a consultation of watches that
recalled the commuter who rises at dawn to play tag with a flippant
train, Mr. Magee heard her say to the railroad man in a heartfelt aside:</p>
<p>"I don't know as I can ever thank you enough, Mr. Kendrick, for putting
new hope into Quimby. You'll never understand what it means, when you've
given up, and your life seems all done and wasted, to hear that there's
a chance left."</p>
<p>"Won't I?" replied Kendrick warmly. "Mrs. Quimby, it will make me a very
happy man to give your husband his chance."</p>
<p>The first streaks of dawn were in the sky when the hermits of Baldpate
filed through the gate into the road, waving good-by to Quimby and his
wife, who stood in their dooryard for the farewell. Down through sleepy
little Asquewan Falls they paraded, meeting here and there a tired man
with a lunch basket in his hand, who stepped to one side and frankly
stared while the odd procession passed.</p>
<p>In the station Mr. Magee encountered an old friend—he of the mop of
ginger-colored hair. The man who had complained of the slowness of the
village gazed with wide eyes at Magee.</p>
<p>"I figured," he said, "that you'd come this way again. Well, I must say
you've put a little life into this place. If I'd known when I saw you
here the other night all the exciting things you had up your sleeve, I'd
a-gone right up to Baldpate with you."</p>
<p>"But I hadn't anything up my sleeve," protested Magee.</p>
<p>"Maybe," replied the agent, winking. "There's some pretty giddy stories
going round about the carryings-on up at Baldpate. Shots fired, and
strange lights flashing—dog-gone it, the only thing that's happened
here in years, and I wasn't in on it. I certainly wish you'd put me wise
to it."</p>
<p>"By the way," inquired Magee, "did you notice the passengers from here
on the ten-thirty train last night?"</p>
<p>"Ten-thirty," repeated the agent. "Say, what sort of hours do you think
I keep? A man has to get some sleep, even if he does work for a
railroad. I wasn't here at ten-thirty last night. Young Cal Hunt was on
duty then. He's home and in bed now."</p>
<p>No help there. Into the night the girl and the two hundred thousand had
fled together, and Mr. Magee could only wait, and wonder, as to the
meaning of that flight.</p>
<p>Two drooping figures entered the station—the mayor and his faithful
lieutenant, Max. The dignity of the former had faded like a flower, and
the same withered simile might have been applied with equal force to the
accustomed jauntiness of Lou.</p>
<p>"Good morning," said Mr. Magee in greeting. "Taking an early train, too,
eh? Have a pleasant night?"</p>
<p>"Young man," replied Cargan, "if you've ever put up at a hotel in a town
the size of this, called the Commercial House, you know that last
question has just one answer—manslaughter. I heard a minister say once
that all drummers are bound for hell. If they are, it'll be a pleasant
change for 'em."</p>
<p>Mr. Max delved beneath his overcoat, and brought forth the materials for
a cigarette, which he rolled between yellow fingers.</p>
<p>"If I was a drummer," he said dolefully, "one breakfast—was that what
they called it, Jim?—one breakfast like we just passed through would
drive me into the awful habit of reading one of these here books of
<i>Drummers' Yarns</i>."</p>
<p>"Sorry," smiled Magee. "We had an excellent breakfast at Mrs. Quimby's.
Really, you should have stayed. By the way, where is Bland?"</p>
<p>"Got shaky in the knees," said Cargan. "Afraid of the reformers. Ain't
had much experience in these things, or he'd know he might just as well
tremble at the approach of a blue-bottle fly. We put him on a train
going the other direction from Reuton early this morning. He thinks he'd
better seek his fortune elsewhere." He leaned in heavy confidence toward
Magee. "Say, young fellow," he whispered, "put me wise. That little
sleight of hand game you worked last night had me dizzy. Where's the
coin? Where's the girl? What's the game? Take the boodle and welcome—it
ain't mine—but put me next to what's doing, so I'll know how my
instalment of this serial story ought to read."</p>
<p>"Mr. Cargan," replied Magee, "you know as much about that girl as I do.
She asked me to get her the money, and I did."</p>
<p>"But what's your place in the game?"</p>
<p>"A looker-on in Athens," returned Magee. "Translated, a guy who had
bumped into a cyclone and was sitting tight waiting for it to blow over.
I—I took a fancy to her, as you might put it. She wanted the money. I
got it for her."</p>
<p>"A pretty fairy story, my boy," the mayor commented.</p>
<p>"Absolutely true," smiled Magee.</p>
<p>"What do you think of that for an explanation, Lou," inquired Cargan,
"she asked him for the money and he gave it to her?"</p>
<p>Mr. Max leered.</p>
<p>"Say, a Broadway chorus would be pleased to meet you, Magee," he
commented.</p>
<p>"Don't tell any of your chorus friends about me," replied Magee. "I
might not always prove so complacent. Every man has his moments of
falling for romance. Even you probably fell once—and what a fall was
there."</p>
<p>"Can the romance stuff," pleaded Max. "This chilly railway station
wasn't meant for such giddy language."</p>
<p>Wasn't it? Mr. Magee looked around at the dingy walls, at the soiled
time-cards, at the disreputable stove. No place for romance? It was here
he had seen her first, in the dusk, weeping bitterly over the seemingly
hopeless task in which he was destined to serve her. No place for
romance—and here had begun his life's romance. The blue blithe sailor
still stood at attention in the "See the World" poster. Magee winked at
him. He knew about it all, he knew, he knew—he knew how alluring she
had looked in the blue corduroy suit, the bit of cambric pressed
agonizingly to her face. Verily, even the sailor of the posters saw the
world and all its glories.</p>
<p>The agent leaned his face against the bars.</p>
<p>"Your train," he called, "is crossing the Main Street trestle."</p>
<p>They filed out upon the platform, Mr. Magee carrying Mrs. Norton's
luggage amid her effusive thanks. On the platform waited a stranger
equipped for travel. It was Mr. Max who made the great discovery.</p>
<p>"By the Lord Harry," he cried, "it's the Hermit of Baldpate Mountain."</p>
<p>And so it was, his beard gone, his hair clumsily hacked, his body garbed
in the height of an old and ludicrous fashion, his face set bravely
toward the cities once more.</p>
<p>"Yes," he said, "I walked the floor, thinking it all over. I knew it
would happen, and it has. The winters are hard, and the sight of you—it
was too much. The excitement, the talk—it did for me, did for my oath.
So I'm going back to her—back to Brooklyn for Christmas."</p>
<p>"A merry one to you," growled Cargan.</p>
<p>"Maybe," replied Mr. Peters. "Very likely, if she's feeling that way. I
hope so. I ain't giving up the hermit job altogether—I'll come back in
the summers, to my post-card business. There's money in it, if it's
handled right. But I've spent my last winter on that lonesome hill."</p>
<p>"As author to author," asked Magee, "how about your book?"</p>
<p>"There won't be any mention of that," the hermit predicted, "in
Brooklyn. I've packed it away. Maybe I can work on it summers, if she
doesn't come up here with me and insist on running my hermit business
for me. I hope she won't, it would sort of put a crimp in it—but if she
wants to I won't refuse. And maybe that book'll never get done.
Sometimes as I've sat in my shack at night and read, it's come to me
that all the greatest works since the world began have been those that
never got finished."</p>
<p>The Reuton train roared up to them through the gray morning, and paused
impatiently at Upper Asquewan Falls. Aboard it clambered the hermits,
amateur and professional. Mr. Magee, from the platform, waved good-by to
the agent standing forlorn in the station door. He watched the building
until it was only a blur in the dawn. A kindly feeling for it was in his
heart. After all, it had been in the waiting-room—</p>
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