<h2><SPAN name="2HCH0009"></SPAN> CHAPTER IX.</h2>
<p class="poem">
I’ll tell thee, Berthold, what men’s hopes are like:<br/>
A silly child that, quivering with joy,<br/>
Would cast its little mimic fishing-line<br/>
Baited with loadstone for a bowl of toys<br/>
In the salt ocean.</p>
<p>Eight months after the arrival of the family at Offendene, that is to say in
the end of the following June, a rumor was spread in the neighborhood which to
many persons was matter of exciting interest. It had no reference to the
results of the American war, but it was one which touched all classes within a
certain circuit round Wanchester: the corn-factors, the brewers, the
horse-dealers, and saddlers, all held it a laudable thing, and one which was to
be rejoiced in on abstract grounds, as showing the value of an aristocracy in a
free country like England; the blacksmith in the hamlet of Diplow felt that a
good time had come round; the wives of laboring men hoped their nimble boys of
ten or twelve would be taken into employ by the gentlemen in livery; and the
farmers about Diplow admitted, with a tincture of bitterness and reserve, that
a man might now again perhaps have an easier market or exchange for a rick of
old hay or a wagon-load of straw. If such were the hopes of low persons not in
society, it may be easily inferred that their betters had better reasons for
satisfaction, probably connected with the pleasures of life rather than its
business. Marriage, however, must be considered as coming under both heads; and
just as when a visit of majesty is announced, the dream of knighthood or a
baronetcy is to be found under various municipal nightcaps, so the news in
question raised a floating indeterminate vision of marriage in several
well-bred imaginations.</p>
<p>The news was that Diplow Hall, Sir Hugo Mallinger’s place, which had for
a couple of years turned its white window-shutters in a painfully wall-eyed
manner on its fine elms and beeches, its lilied pool and grassy acres specked
with deer, was being prepared for a tenant, and was for the rest of the summer
and through the hunting season to be inhabited in a fitting style both as to
house and stable. But not by Sir Hugo himself: by his nephew, Mr. Mallinger
Grandcourt, who was presumptive heir to the baronetcy, his uncle’s
marriage having produced nothing but girls. Nor was this the only contingency
with which fortune flattered young Grandcourt, as he was pleasantly called; for
while the chance of the baronetcy came through his father, his mother had given
a baronial streak to his blood, so that if certain intervening persons slightly
painted in the middle distance died, he would become a baron and peer of this
realm.</p>
<p>It is the uneven allotment of nature that the male bird alone has the tuft, but
we have not yet followed the advice of hasty philosophers who would have us
copy nature entirely in these matters; and if Mr. Mallinger Grandcourt became a
baronet or a peer, his wife would share the title—which in addition to
his actual fortune was certainly a reason why that wife, being at present
unchosen, should be thought of by more than one person with a sympathetic
interest as a woman sure to be well provided for.</p>
<p>Some readers of this history will doubtless regard it as incredible that people
should construct matrimonial prospects on the mere report that a bachelor of
good fortune and possibilities was coming within reach, and will reject the
statement as a mere outflow of gall: they will aver that neither they nor their
first cousins have minds so unbridled; and that in fact this is not human
nature, which would know that such speculations might turn out to be
fallacious, and would therefore not entertain them. But, let it be observed,
nothing is here narrated of human nature generally: the history in its present
stage concerns only a few people in a corner of Wessex—whose reputation,
however, was unimpeached, and who, I am in the proud position of being able to
state, were all on visiting terms with persons of rank.</p>
<p>There were the Arrowpoints, for example, in their beautiful place at Quetcham:
no one could attribute sordid views in relation to their daughter’s
marriage to parents who could leave her at least half a million; but having
affectionate anxieties about their Catherine’s position (she having
resolutely refused Lord Slogan, an unexceptionable Irish peer, whose estate
wanted nothing but drainage and population), they wondered, perhaps from
something more than a charitable impulse, whether Mr. Grandcourt was
good-looking, of sound constitution, virtuous, or at least reformed, and if
liberal-conservative, not too liberal-conservative; and without wishing anybody
to die, thought his succession to the title an event to be desired.</p>
<p>If the Arrowpoints had such ruminations, it is the less surprising that they
were stimulated in Mr. Gascoigne, who for being a clergyman was not the less
subject to the anxieties of a parent and guardian; and we have seen how both he
and Mrs. Gascoigne might by this time have come to feel that he was overcharged
with the management of young creatures who were hardly to be held in with bit
or bridle, or any sort of metaphor that would stand for judicious advice.</p>
<p>Naturally, people did not tell each other all they felt and thought about young
Grandcourt’s advent: on no subject is this openness found prudently
practicable—not even on the generation of acids, or the destination of
the fixed stars: for either your contemporary with a mind turned toward the
same subjects may find your ideas ingenious and forestall you in applying them,
or he may have other views on acids and fixed stars, and think ill of you in
consequence. Mr. Gascoigne did not ask Mr. Arrowpoint if he had any trustworthy
source of information about Grandcourt considered as a husband for a charming
girl; nor did Mrs. Arrowpoint observe to Mrs. Davilow that if the possible peer
sought a wife in the neighborhood of Diplow, the only reasonable expectation
was that he would offer his hand to Catherine, who, however, would not accept
him unless he were in all respects fitted to secure her happiness. Indeed, even
to his wife the rector was silent as to the contemplation of any matrimonial
result, from the probability that Mr. Grandcourt would see Gwendolen at the
next Archery Meeting; though Mrs. Gascoigne’s mind was very likely still
more active in the same direction. She had said interjectionally to her sister,
“It would be a mercy, Fanny, if that girl were well married!” to
which Mrs. Davilow discerning some criticism of her darling in the fervor of
that wish, had not chosen to make any audible reply, though she had said
inwardly, “You will not get her to marry for your pleasure”; the
mild mother becoming rather saucy when she identified herself with her
daughter.</p>
<p>To her husband Mrs. Gascoigne said, “I hear Mr. Grandcourt has got two
places of his own, but he comes to Diplow for the hunting. It is to be hoped he
will set a good example in the neighborhood. Have you heard what sort of a
young man he is, Henry?”</p>
<p>Mr. Gascoigne had not heard; at least, if his male acquaintances had gossiped
in his hearing, he was not disposed to repeat their gossip, or to give it any
emphasis in his own mind. He held it futile, even if it had been becoming, to
show any curiosity as to the past of a young man whose birth, wealth, and
consequent leisure made many habits venial which under other circumstances
would have been inexcusable. Whatever Grandcourt had done, he had not ruined
himself; and it is well-known that in gambling, for example, whether of the
business or holiday sort, a man who has the strength of mind to leave off when
he has only ruined others, is a reformed character. This is an illustration
merely: Mr. Gascoigne had not heard that Grandcourt had been a gambler; and we
can hardly pronounce him singular in feeling that a landed proprietor with a
mixture of noble blood in his veins was not to be an object of suspicious
inquiry like a reformed character who offers himself as your butler or footman.
Reformation, where a man can afford to do without it, can hardly be other than
genuine. Moreover, it was not certain on any other showing hitherto, that Mr.
Grandcourt had needed reformation more than other young men in the ripe youth
of five-and-thirty; and, at any rate, the significance of what he had been must
be determined by what he actually was.</p>
<p>Mrs. Davilow, too, although she would not respond to her sister’s
pregnant remark, could not be inwardly indifferent to an advent that might
promise a brilliant lot for Gwendolen. A little speculation on “what may
be” comes naturally, without encouragement—comes inevitably in the
form of images, when unknown persons are mentioned; and Mr. Grandcourt’s
name raised in Mrs. Davilow’s mind first of all the picture of a
handsome, accomplished, excellent young man whom she would be satisfied with as
a husband for her daughter; but then came the further speculation—would
Gwendolen be satisfied with him? There was no knowing what would meet that
girl’s taste or touch her affections—it might be something else
than excellence; and thus the image of the perfect suitor gave way before a
fluctuating combination of qualities that might be imagined to win
Gwendolen’s heart. In the difficulty of arriving at the particular
combination which would insure that result, the mother even said to herself,
“It would not signify about her being in love, if she would only accept
the right person.” For whatever marriage had been for herself, how could
she the less desire it for her daughter? The difference her own misfortunes
made was, that she never dared to dwell much to Gwendolen on the desirableness
of marriage, dreading an answer something like that of the future Madame
Roland, when her gentle mother urging the acceptance of a suitor, said,
“Tu seras heureuse, ma chère.” “Oui, maman, comme toi.”</p>
<p>In relation to the problematic Mr. Grandcourt least of all would Mrs. Davilow
have willingly let fall a hint of the aerial castle-building which she had the
good taste to be ashamed of; for such a hint was likely enough to give an
adverse poise to Gwendolen’s own thought, and make her detest the
desirable husband beforehand. Since that scene after poor Rex’s farewell
visit, the mother had felt a new sense of peril in touching the mystery of her
child’s feeling, and in rashly determining what was her welfare: only she
could think of welfare in no other shape than marriage.</p>
<p>The discussion of the dress that Gwendolen was to wear at the Archery Meeting
was a relevant topic, however; and when it had been decided that as a touch of
color on her white cashmere, nothing, for her complexion, was comparable to
pale green—a feather which she was trying in her hat before the
looking-glass having settled the question—Mrs. Davilow felt her ears
tingle when Gwendolen, suddenly throwing herself into the attitude of drawing
her bow, said with a look of comic enjoyment,</p>
<p>“How I pity all the other girls at the Archery Meeting—all thinking
of Mr. Grandcourt! And they have not a shadow of a chance.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Davilow had not the presence of mind to answer immediately, and Gwendolen
turned round quickly toward her, saying, wickedly,</p>
<p>“Now you know they have not, mamma. You and my uncle and aunt—you
all intend him to fall in love with me.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Davilow, piqued into a little stratagem, said, “Oh, my dear, that
is not so certain. Miss Arrowpoint has charms which you have not.”</p>
<p>“I know, but they demand thought. My arrow will pierce him before he has
time for thought. He will declare himself my slave—I shall send him round
the world to bring me back the wedding ring of a happy woman—in the
meantime all the men who are between him and the title will die of different
diseases—he will come back Lord Grandcourt—but without the
ring—and fall at my feet. I shall laugh at him—he will rise in
resentment—I shall laugh more—he will call for his steed and ride
to Quetcham, where he will find Miss Arrowpoint just married to a needy
musician, Mrs. Arrowpoint tearing her cap off, and Mr. Arrowpoint standing by.
Exit Lord Grandcourt, who returns to Diplow, and, like M. Jabot, <i>change de
linge</i>.”</p>
<p>Was ever any young witch like this? You thought of hiding things from
her—sat upon your secret and looked innocent, and all the while she knew
by the corner of your eye that it was exactly five pounds ten you were sitting
on! As well turn the key to keep out the damp! It was probable that by dint of
divination she already knew more than any one else did of Mr. Grandcourt. That
idea in Mrs. Davilow’s mind prompted the sort of question which often
comes without any other apparent reason than the faculty of speech and the not
knowing what to do with it.</p>
<p>“Why, what kind of a man do you imagine him to be, Gwendolen?”</p>
<p>“Let me see!” said the witch, putting her forefinger to her lips,
with a little frown, and then stretching out the finger with decision.
“Short—just above my shoulder—trying to make himself tall by
turning up his mustache and keeping his beard long—a glass in his right
eye to give him an air of distinction—a strong opinion about his
waistcoat, but uncertain and trimming about the weather, on which he will try
to draw me out. He will stare at me all the while, and the glass in his eye
will cause him to make horrible faces, especially when he smiles in a
flattering way. I shall cast down my eyes in consequence, and he will perceive
that I am not indifferent to his attentions. I shall dream that night that I am
looking at the extraordinary face of a magnified insect—and the next
morning he will make an offer of his hand; the sequel as before.”</p>
<p>“That is a portrait of some one you have seen already, Gwen. Mr.
Grandcourt may be a delightful young man for what you know.”</p>
<p>“Oh, yes,” said Gwendolen, with a high note of careless admission,
taking off her best hat and turning it round on her hand contemplatively.
“I wonder what sort of behavior a delightful young man would have? I know
he would have hunters and racers, and a London house and two
country-houses—one with battlements and another with a veranda. And I
feel sure that with a little murdering he might get a title.”</p>
<p>The irony of this speech was of the doubtful sort that has some genuine belief
mixed up with it. Poor Mrs. Davilow felt uncomfortable under it. Her own
meanings being usually literal and in intention innocent; and she said with a
distressed brow:</p>
<p>“Don’t talk in that way, child, for heaven’s sake! you do
read such books—they give you such ideas of everything. I declare when
your aunt and I were your age we knew nothing about wickedness. I think it was
better so.”</p>
<p>“Why did you not bring me up in that way, mamma?” said Gwendolen.
But immediately perceiving in the crushed look and rising sob that she had
given a deep wound, she tossed down her hat and knelt at her mother’s
feet crying,</p>
<p>“Mamma, mamma! I was only speaking in fun. I meant nothing.”</p>
<p>“How could I, Gwendolen?” said poor Mrs. Davilow, unable to hear
the retraction, and sobbing violently while she made the effort to speak.
“Your will was always too strong for me—if everything else had been
different.”</p>
<p>This disjoined logic was intelligible enough to the daughter. “Dear
mamma, I don’t find fault with you—I love you,” said
Gwendolen, really compunctious. “How can you help what I am? Besides, I
am very charming. Come, now.” Here Gwendolen with her handkerchief gently
rubbed away her mother’s tears. “Really—I am contented with
myself. I like myself better than I should have liked my aunt and you. How
dreadfully dull you must have been!”</p>
<p>Such tender cajolery served to quiet the mother, as it had often done before
after like collisions. Not that the collisions had often been repeated at the
same point; for in the memory of both they left an association of dread with
the particular topics which had occasioned them: Gwendolen dreaded the
unpleasant sense of compunction toward her mother, which was the nearest
approach to self-condemnation and self-distrust that she had known; and Mrs.
Davilow’s timid maternal conscience dreaded whatever had brought on the
slightest hint of reproach. Hence, after this little scene, the two concurred
in excluding Mr. Grandcourt from their conversation.</p>
<p>When Mr. Gascoigne once or twice referred to him, Mrs. Davilow feared least
Gwendolen should betray some of her alarming keen-sightedness about what was
probably in her uncle’s mind; but the fear was not justified. Gwendolen
knew certain differences in the characters with which she was concerned as
birds know climate and weather; and for the very reason that she was determined
to evade her uncle’s control, she was determined not to clash with him.
The good understanding between them was much fostered by their enjoyment of
archery together: Mr. Gascoigne, as one of the best bowmen in Wessex, was
gratified to find the elements of like skill in his niece; and Gwendolen was
the more careful not to lose the shelter of his fatherly indulgence, because
since the trouble with Rex both Mrs. Gascoigne and Anna had been unable to hide
what she felt to be a very unreasonable alienation from her. Toward Anna she
took some pains to behave with a regretful affectionateness; but neither of
them dared to mention Rex’s name, and Anna, to whom the thought of him
was part of the air she breathed, was ill at ease with the lively cousin who
had ruined his happiness. She tried dutifully to repress any sign of her
changed feeling; but who in pain can imitate the glance and hand-touch of
pleasure.</p>
<p>This unfair resentment had rather a hardening effect on Gwendolen, and threw
her into a more defiant temper. Her uncle too might be offended if she refused
the next person who fell in love with her; and one day when that idea was in
her mind she said,</p>
<p>“Mamma, I see now why girls are glad to be married—to escape being
expected to please everybody but themselves.”</p>
<p>Happily, Mr. Middleton was gone without having made any avowal; and
notwithstanding the admiration for the handsome Miss Harleth, extending perhaps
over thirty square miles in a part of Wessex well studded with families whose
numbers included several disengaged young men, each glad to seat himself by the
lively girl with whom it was so easy to get on in
conversation,—notwithstanding these grounds for arguing that Gwendolen
was likely to have other suitors more explicit than the cautious curate, the
fact was not so.</p>
<p>Care has been taken not only that the trees should not sweep the stars down,
but also that every man who admires a fair girl should not be enamored of her,
and even that every man who is enamored should not necessarily declare himself.
There are various refined shapes in which the price of corn, known to be potent
cause in their relation, might, if inquired into, show why a young lady,
perfect in person, accomplishments, and costume, has not the trouble of
rejecting many offers; and nature’s order is certainly benignant in not
obliging us one and all to be desperately in love with the most admirable
mortal we have ever seen. Gwendolen, we know, was far from holding that
supremacy in the minds of all observers. Besides, it was but a poor eight
months since she had come to Offendene, and some inclinations become manifest
slowly, like the sunward creeping of plants.</p>
<p>In face of this fact that not one of the eligible young men already in the
neighborhood had made Gwendolen an offer, why should Mr. Grandcourt be thought
of as likely to do what they had left undone?</p>
<p>Perhaps because he was thought of as still more eligible; since a great deal of
what passes for likelihood in the world is simply the reflex of a wish. Mr. and
Mrs. Arrowpoint, for example, having no anxiety that Miss Harleth should make a
brilliant marriage, had quite a different likelihood in their minds.</p>
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