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<span class="i0">Methuselah lived long ago—<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He was the Old Inhabitant<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Those times, but never had a show;<br/></span>
<span class="i2">His opportunities were scant.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Although he lived nine centuries<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And three-score years and nine beside,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The times he saw were not like these,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">A chance to spread he was denied.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">He could not seek the corner store<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And lunch on crackers, cheese and prunes,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And there display his helpful lore<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Through mornings and through afternoons;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He could not talk about the days<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When folks first saw the telegraph<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Or telephone; how their amaze<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Made better posted people laugh.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">He could not take the stranger out<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To some tall building, then say: "Here,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">An' for a good ways hereabout,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">I used to shoot the bear and deer."<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Skyscrapers were an unknown thing,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Excepting Babel, in his land,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And Babel only served to bring<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Speech that he could not understand.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">(Perhaps this Babel item is<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Anachronistic; as to that<br/></span>
<span class="i0">We'll say one pleasant thing was his:<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He never had to rent a flat.)<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Another joy in his career<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Was this: nobody ever told<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Methuselah the stated year<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When he should be considered old.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">At thirty-five he was not barred<br/></span>
<span class="i2">From working if he wanted to;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He did not need a union card<br/></span>
<span class="i2">His daily labors to pursue;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And when his hair was snowy white<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And age his manly form had bent,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Nobody called him young and bright<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And ran him for vice-president.<br/></span>
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