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<span class="i0">Quintilian, years and years ago,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Was It on oratory;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Demosthenes and Cicero<br/></span>
<span class="i2">He studied con amore;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">He ran an elocution school<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And taught the Roman lispers<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The reason and the rote and rule<br/></span>
<span class="i2">For requesting father, dear father, to come home with me now, in most pathetic whispers.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">'Twas he who showed that thus and thus<br/></span>
<span class="i2">One should appear when stating<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The last remarks of Spartacus<br/></span>
<span class="i2">On ceasing gladiating.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">(Perchance the word we just have used<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Escaped your dictionary.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">We mean when Spartacus refused<br/></span>
<span class="i2">To be butchered to make a Roman holiday exceedingly exciting and otherwise gladsome and merry.)<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Quintilian's book on How to Speak<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Is classic at this moment;<br/></span>
<span class="i0">It tells the speaker when to shriek<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And when his rage to foment.<br/></span>
<span class="i0">The boy who on commencement day<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Cites Patrick Henry's speeches<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Must do so in Quintilian's way<br/></span>
<span class="i2">When a single order of liberty, with a supplemental second choice of death, he beseeches.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">The actor who would thrill the crowd<br/></span>
<span class="i2">(A blood and marrow freezer)<br/></span>
<span class="i0">By handing out in accents proud<br/></span>
<span class="i2">"Mark Antony on C�sar,"<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Must heed the rules set down by Quint.,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">And so must he who rises<br/></span>
<span class="i0">To heights of glowing fame by dint<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Of the justly famous to be or not to be, center of the stage, two spotlights sizzling, when he as Hamlet soliloquizes.<br/></span></div>
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<span class="i0">Quintilian, we are fain to say,<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Was It on oratory,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">And even in this later day<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Receives his share of glory,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">Except when elocutionists<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Our peace and comfort mangle,<br/></span>
<span class="i0">By showing how fair Bessie's wrists<br/></span>
<span class="i2">Were strained and bruised while swinging around in the belfry the time she said the curfew should not jangle.<br/></span>
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