<h1><SPAN name="chap_14"></SPAN>A Belated Honeymoon</h1>
<p>The haze of a warm September day hung low over the
house, the garden, and the dust-white road. On the
side veranda a gray-haired, erect little figure sat
knitting. After a time the needles began to move more
and more slowly until at last they lay idle in the
motionless, withered fingers.</p>
<p>“Well, well, Abby, takin’ a nap?”
demanded a thin-chested, wiry old man coming around
the corner of the house and seating himself on the
veranda steps.</p>
<p>The little old woman gave a guilty start and began
to knit vigorously.</p>
<p>“Dear me, no, Hezekiah. I was thinkin’.”
She hesitated a moment, then added, a little feverishly:
“--it’s ever so much cooler here than up
ter the fair grounds now, ain’t it, Hezekiah?”</p>
<p>The old man threw a sharp look at her face. “Hm-m,
yes,” he said. “Mebbe ’t is.”</p>
<p>From far down the road came the clang of a bell. As
by common consent the old man and his wife got to
their feet and hurried to the front of the house where
they could best see the trolley-car as it rounded a
curve and crossed the road at right angles.</p>
<p>“Goes slick, don’t it?” murmured
the man.</p>
<p>There was no answer. The woman’s eyes were hungrily
devouring the last glimpse of paint and polish.</p>
<p>“An’ we hain’t been on ’em
’t all yet, have we, Abby?” he continued.</p>
<p>She drew a long breath.</p>
<p>“Well, ye see, I--I hain’t had time, Hezekiah,”
she rejoined apologetically.</p>
<p>“Humph!” muttered the old man as they
turned and walked back to their seats.</p>
<p>For a time neither spoke, then Hezekiah Warden cleared
his throat determinedly and faced his wife.</p>
<p>“Look a’ here, Abby,” he began,
“I’m agoin’ ter say somethin’
that has been ‘most tumblin’ off’n
the end of my tongue fer mor’n a year. Jennie
an’ Frank are good an’ kind an’ they
mean well, but they think ’cause our hair’s
white an’ our feet ain’t quite so lively
as they once was, that we’re jest as good as
buried already, an’ that we don’t need
anythin’ more excitin’ than a nap in the
sun. Now, Abby, <i>didn’t</i> ye want ter
go ter that fair with the folks ter-day? Didn’t
ye?”</p>
<p>A swift flush came into the woman’s cheek.</p>
<p>“Why, Hezekiah, it’s ever so much cooler
here, an’--” she paused helplessly.</p>
<p>“Humph!” retorted the man, “I thought
as much. It’s always ‘nice an’ cool’
here in summer an’ ‘nice an’ warm’
here in winter when Jennie goes somewheres that you
want ter go an’ don’t take ye. An’
when ’t ain’t that, you say you ‘hain’t
had time.’ I know ye! You’d talk any way
ter hide their selfishness. Look a’ here, Abby,
did ye ever ride in them ’lectric-cars? I mean
anywheres?”</p>
<p>“Well, I hain’t neither, an’, by
ginger, I’m agoin’ to!”</p>
<p>“Oh, Hezekiah, Hezekiah, don’t--swear!”</p>
<p>“I tell ye, Abby, I will swear. It’s a
swearin’ matter. Ever since I heard of ’em
I wanted ter try ’em. An’ here they are
now ’most ter my own door an’ I hain’t
even been in ’em once. Look a’ here, Abby,
jest because we’re ’most eighty ain’t
no sign we’ve lost int’rest in things.
I’m spry as a cricket, an’ so be you, yet
Frank an’ Jennie expect us ter stay cooped up
here as if we was old--really old, ninety or a hundred,
ye know--an’ ’t ain’t fair. Why,
we <i>will</i> be old one of these days!”</p>
<p>“I know it, Hezekiah.”</p>
<p>“We couldn’t go much when we was younger,”
he resumed. “Even our weddin’ trip was
chopped right off short ’fore it even begun.”</p>
<p>A tender light came into the dim old eyes opposite.</p>
<p>“I know, dear, an’ what plans we had!”
cried Abigail; “Boston, an’ Bunker Hill,
an’ Faneuil Hall.”</p>
<p>The old man suddenly squared his shoulders and threw
back his head.</p>
<p>“Abby, look a’ here! Do ye remember that
money I’ve been savin’ off an’ on
when I could git a dollar here an’ there that
was extra? Well, there’s as much as ten of ’em
now, an’ I’m agoin’ ter spend ’em--all
of ’em mebbe. I’m <i>agoin’</i>
ter ride in them ‘lectric-cars, an’ so
be you. An’ I ain’t goin’ ter no
old country fair, neither, an’ no more be you.
Look a’ here, Abby, the folks are goin’
again ter-morrer ter the fair, ain’t they?”</p>
<p>Abigail nodded mutely. Her eyes were beginning to
shine.</p>
<p>“Well,” resumed Hezekiah, “when
they go we’ll be settin’ in the sun where
they say we’d oughter be. But we ain’t
agoin’ ter stay there, Abby. We’re goin’
down the road an’ git on them ‘lectric-cars,
an’ when we git ter the Junction we’re
agoin’ ter take the steam cars fer Boston. What
if ’tis thirty miles! I calc’late we’re
equal to ’em. We’ll have one good time,
an’ we won’t come home until in the evenin’.
We’ll see Faneuil Hall an’ Bunker Hill,
an’ you shall buy a new cap, an’ ride in
the subway. If there’s a preachin’ service
we’ll go ter that. They have ’em sometimes
weekdays, ye know.”</p>
<p>“Oh, Hezekiah, we--couldn’t!” gasped
the little old woman.</p>
<p>“Pooh! ’Course we could. Listen!”
And Hezekiah proceeded to unfold his plans more in
detail.</p>
<p>It was very early the next morning when the household
awoke. By seven o’clock a two-seated carryall
was drawn up to the side-door, and by a quarter past
the carryall, bearing Jennie, Frank, the boys, and
the lunch baskets, rumbled out of the yard and on
to the highway.</p>
<p>“Now, keep quiet and don’t get heated,
mother,” cautioned Jennie, looking back at the
little gray-haired woman standing all alone on the
side veranda.</p>
<p>“Find a good cool spot to smoke your pipe in,
father,” called Frank, as an old man appeared
in the doorway.</p>
<p>There followed a shout, a clatter, and a cloud of
dust--then silence. Fifteen minutes later, hand in
hand, a little old man and a little old woman walked
down the white road together.</p>
<p>To most of the passengers on the trolley-car that
day the trip was merely a necessary means to an end;
to the old couple on the front seat it was something
to be remembered and lived over all their lives. Even
at the Junction the spell of unreality was so potent
that the man forgot things so trivial as tickets,
and marched into the car with head erect and eyes
fixed straight ahead.</p>
<p>It was after Hezekiah had taken out the roll of bills--all
ones--to pay the fares to the conductor that a young
man in a tall hat sauntered down the aisle and dropped
into the seat in front.</p>
<p>“Going to Boston, I take it,” said the
young man genially.</p>
<p>“Yes, sir,” replied Hezehiah, no less
genially. “Ye guessed right the first time.”</p>
<p>Abigail lifted a cautious hand to her hair and her
bonnet. So handsome and well-dressed a man would notice
the slightest thing awry, she thought.</p>
<p>“Hm-m,” smiled the stranger. “I
was so successful that time, suppose I try my luck
again.--You don’t go every day, I fancy, eh?”</p>
<p>“Sugar! How’d he know that, now?”
chuckled Hezekiah, turning to his wife in open glee.
“So we don’t, stranger, so we don’t,”
he added, turning back to the man. “Ye hit it
plumb right.”</p>
<p>“Hm-m! great place, Boston,” observed
the stranger. “I’m glad you’re going.
I think you’ll enjoy it.”</p>
<p>The two wrinkled old faces before him fairly beamed.</p>
<p>“I thank ye, sir,” said Hezekiah heartily.
“I call that mighty kind of ye, specially as
there are them that thinks we’re too old ter
be enj’yin’ of anythin’.”</p>
<p>“Old? Of course you’re not too old! Why,
you’re just in the prime to enjoy things,”
cried the handsome man, and in the sunshine of his
dazzling smile the hearts of the little old man and
woman quite melted within them.</p>
<p>“Thank ye, sir, thank ye sir,” nodded
Abigail, while Hezekiah offered his hand.</p>
<p>“Shake, stranger, shake! An’ I ain’t
too old, an’ I’m agoin’ ter prove
it. I’ve got money, sir, heaps of it, an’
I’m goin’ ter spend it--mebbe I’ll
spend it all. We’re agoin’ ter see Bunker
Hill an’ Faneuil Hall, an’ we’re
agoin’ ter ride in the subway. Now, don’t
tell me we don’t know how ter enj’y ourselves!”</p>
<p>It was a very simple matter after that. On the one
hand were infinite tact and skill; on the other, innocence,
ignorance, and an overwhelming gratitude for this
sympathetic companionship.</p>
<p>Long before Boston was reached Mr. and Mrs. Warden
and “Mr. Livingstone” were on the best
of terms, and when they separated at the foot of the
car-steps, to the old man and woman it seemed that
half their joy and all their courage went with the
smiling man who lifted his hat in farewell before
being lost to sight in the crowd.</p>
<p>“There, Abby, we’re here!” announced
Hezekiah with an exultation that was a little forced.
“Gorry! There must be somethin’ goin’
on ter-day,” he added, as he followed the long
line of people down the narrow passage between the
cars.</p>
<p>There was no reply. Abigail’s cheeks were pink
and her bonnet-strings untied. Her eyes, wide opened
and frightened, were fixed on the swaying, bobbing
crowds ahead. In the great waiting-room she caught
her husband’s arm.</p>
<p>“Hezekiah, we can’t, we mustn’t
ter-day,” she whispered. “There’s
such a crowd. Let’s go home an’ come when
it’s quieter.”</p>
<p>“But, Abby, we--here, let’s set down,”
Hezekiah finished helplessly.</p>
<p>Near one of the outer doors Mr. Livingstone--better
known to his friends and the police as “Slick
Bill”--smiled behind his hand. Not once since
he had left them had Mr. and Mrs. Hezekiah Warden been
out of his sight.</p>
<p>“What’s up, Bill? Need assistance?”
demanded a voice at his elbow.</p>
<p>“Jim, by all that’s lucky!” cried
Livingstone, turning to greet a dapper little man
in gray. “Sure I need you! It’s a peach,
though I doubt if we get much but fun, but there’ll
be enough of that to make up. Oh, he’s got money--’heaps
of it,’ he says,” laughed Livingstone,
“and I saw a roll of bills myself. But I advise
you not to count too much on that, though it’ll
be easy enough to get what there is, all right. As
for the fun, Jim, look over by that post near the
parcel window.”</p>
<p>“Great Scott! Where’d you pick ’em?”
chuckled the younger man.</p>
<p>“Never mind,” returned the other with
a shrug. “Meet me at Clyde’s in half an
hour. We’ll be there, never fear.”</p>
<p>Over by the parcel-room an old man looked about him
with anxious eyes.</p>
<p>“But, Abby, don’t ye see?” he urged.
“We’ve come so fer, seems as though we
oughter do the rest all right. Now, you jest set here
an’ let me go an’ find out how ter git
there. We’ll try fer Bunker Hill first, ’cause
we want ter see the munurmunt sure.”</p>
<p>He rose to his feet only to be pulled back by his
wife.</p>
<p>“Hezekiah Warden!” she almost sobbed.
“If you dare ter stir ten feet away from me
I’ll never furgive ye as long as I live. We’d
never find each other ag’in!”</p>
<p>“Well, well, Abby,” soothed the man with
grim humor, “if we never found each other ag’in,
I don’t see as ’twould make much diff’rence
whether ye furgived me or not!”</p>
<p>For another long minute they silently watched the
crowd. Then Hezekiah squared his shoulders.</p>
<p>“Come, come, Abby,” he said, “this
ain’t no way ter do. Only think how we wanted
ter git here an’ now we’re here an’
don’t dare ter stir. There ain’t any less
folks than there was--growin’ worse, if anythin’--but
I’m gittin’ used ter ’em now, an’
I’m goin’ ter make a break. Come, what
would Mr. Livin’stone say if he could see us
now? Where’d he think our boastin’ was
about our bein’ able ter enj’y ourselves?
Come!” And once more he rose to his feet.</p>
<p>This time he was not held back. The little woman at
his side adjusted her bonnet, tilted up her chin,
and in her turn rose to her feet.</p>
<p>“Sure enough!” she quavered bravely. “Come,
Hezekiah, we’ll ask the way ter Bunker Hill.”
And, holding fast to her husband’s coat sleeve,
she tripped across the floor to one of the outer doors.</p>
<p>On the sidewalk Mr. and Mrs. Hezekiah Warden came
once more to a halt. Before them swept an endless
stream of cars, carriages, and people. Above thundered
the elevated railway cars.</p>
<p>“Oh-h,” shuddered Abigail and tightened
her grasp on her husband’s coat.</p>
<p>It was some minutes before Hezekiah’s dry tongue
and lips could frame his question, and then his words
were so low-spoken and indistinct that the first two
men he asked did not hear. The third man frowned and
pointed to a policeman. The fourth snapped: “Take
the elevated for Charlestown or the trolley-cars,
either;” all of which served but to puzzle Hezekiah
the more.</p>
<p>Little by little the dazed old man and his wife fell
back before the jostling crowds. They were quite against
the side of the building when Livingstone spoke to
them.</p>
<p>“Well, well, if here aren’t my friends
again!” he exclaimed cordially.</p>
<p>There was something of the fierceness of a drowning
man in the way Hezekiah took hold of that hand.</p>
<p><i>"Mr. Livin’stone!"</i> he cried; then
he recollected himself. “We was jest goin’
ter Bunker Hill,” he said jauntily.</p>
<p>“Yes?” smiled Livingstone. “But
your luncheon--aren’t you hungry? Come with
me; I was just going to get mine.”</p>
<p>“But you--I--” Hezekiah paused and looked
doubtingly at his wife.</p>
<p>“Indeed, my dear Mrs. Warden, you’ll say
‘Yes,’ I know,” urged Livingstone
suavely. “Only think how good a nice cup of tea
would taste now.”</p>
<p>“I know, but--” She glanced at her husband.</p>
<p>“Nonsense! Of course you’ll come,”
insisted Livingstone, laying a gently compelling hand
on the arm of each.</p>
<p>Fifteen minutes later Hezekiah stood looking about
him with wondering eyes.</p>
<p>“Well, well, Abby, ain’t this slick?”
he cried.</p>
<p>His wife did not reply. The mirrors, the lights, the
gleaming silver and glass had filled her with a delight
too great for words. She was vaguely conscious of
her husband, of Mr. Livingstone, and of a smooth-shaven
little man in gray who was presented as “Mr.
Harding.” Then she found herself seated at that
wonderful table, while beside her chair stood an awesome
being who laid a printed card before her. With a little
ecstatic sigh she gave Hezekiah her customary signal
for the blessing and bowed her head.</p>
<p>“There!” exulted Livingstone aloud. “Here
we--” He stopped short. From his left came a
deep-toned, reverent voice invoking the divine blessing
upon the place, the food, and the new friends who were
so kind to strangers in a strange land.</p>
<p>“By Jove!” muttered Livingstone under
his breath, as his eyes met those of Jim across the
table. The waiter coughed and turned his back. Then,
the blessing concluded, Hezekiah raised his head and
smiled.</p>
<p>“Well, well, Abby, why don’t ye say somethin’?”
he asked, breaking the silence. “Ye hain’t
said a word. Mr. Livin’stone’ll be thinkin’
ye don’t like it.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Warden drew a long breath of delight.</p>
<p>“I can’t say anythin’, Hezekiah,”
she faltered. “It’s all so beautiful.”</p>
<p>Livingstone waited until the dazed old eyes had become
in a measure accustomed to the surroundings, then
he turned a smiling face on Hezekiah.</p>
<p>“And now, my friend, what do you propose to
do after luncheon?” he asked.</p>
<p>“Well, we cal’late ter take in Bunker
Hill an’ Faneuil Hall sure,” returned
the old man with a confidence that told of new courage
imbibed with his tea. “Then we thought mebbe
we’d ride in the subway an’ hear one of
the big preachers if they happened ter be holdin’
meetin’s anywheres this week. Mebbe you can
tell us, eh?”</p>
<p>Across the table the man called Harding choked over
his food and Livingstone frowned.</p>
<p>“Well,” began Livingstone slowly.</p>
<p>“I think,” interrupted Harding, taking
a newspaper from his pocket, “I think there
are services there,” he finished gravely, pointing
to the glaring advertisement of a ten-cent show, as
he handed the paper across to Livingstone.</p>
<p>“But what time do the exercises begin?”
demanded Hezekiah in a troubled voice. “Ye see,
there’s Bunker Hill an’--sugar! Abby, ain’t
that pretty?” he broke off delightedly. Before
him stood a slender glass into which the waiter was
pouring something red and sparkling.</p>
<p>The old lady opposite grew white, then pink. “Of
course that ain’t wine, Mr. Livingstone?”
she asked anxiously.</p>
<p>“Give yourself no uneasiness, my dear Mrs. Warden,”
interposed Harding. “It’s lemonade--pink
lemonade.”</p>
<p>“Oh,” she returned with a relieved sigh.
“I ask yer pardon, I’m sure. You wouldn’t
have it, ‘course, no more’n I would. But,
ye see, bein’ pledged so, I didn’t want
ter make a mistake.”</p>
<p>There was an awkward silence, then Harding raised
his glass.</p>
<p>“Here’s to your health, Mrs. Warden!”
he cried gayly. “May your trip----”</p>
<p>“Wait!” she interrupted excitedly, her
old eyes alight and her cheeks flushed. “Let
me tell ye first what this trip is ter us, then ye’ll
have a right ter wish us good luck.”</p>
<p>Harding lowered his glass and turned upon her a gravely
attentive face.</p>
<p>“‘Most fifty years ago we was married,
Hezekiah an’ me,” she began softly. “We’d
saved, both of us, an’ we’d planned a honeymoon
trip. We was comin’ ter Boston. They didn’t
have any ’lectric-cars then nor any steam-cars
only half-way. But we was comin’ an’ we
was plannin’ on Bunker Hill an’ Faneuil
Hall, an’ I don’t know what all.”</p>
<p>The little lady paused for breath and Harding stirred
uneasily in his chair. Livingstone did not move. His
eyes were fixed on a mirror across the room. Over
at the sideboard the waiter vigorously wiped a bottle.</p>
<p>“Well, we was married,” continued the
tremulous voice, “an’ not half an hour
later mother fell down the cellar stairs an’
broke her hip. Of course that stopped things right
short. I took off my weddin’ gown an’
put on my old red caliker an’ went ter work.
Hezekiah came right there an’ run the farm an’
I nursed mother an’ did the work. ’T was
more’n a year ’fore she was up ‘round,
an’ after that, what with the babies an’
all, there didn’t never seem a chance when Hezekiah
an’ me could take this trip.</p>
<p>“If we went anywhere we couldn’t seem
ter manage ter go tergether, an’ we never stayed
fer no sight-seein’. Late years my Jennie an’
her husband seemed ter think we didn’t need
nothin’ but naps an’ knittin’, an’
somehow we got so we jest couldn’t stand it.
We wanted ter go somewhere an’ see somethin’,
so.”</p>
<p>Mrs. Warden paused, drew a long breath, and resumed.
Her voice now had a ring of triumph.</p>
<p>“Well, last month they got the ’lectric-cars
finished down our way. We hadn’t been on ’em,
neither of us. Jennie an’ Frank didn’t
seem ter want us to. They said they was shaky an’
noisy an’ would tire us all out. But yesterday,
when the folks was gone, Hezekiah an’ me got
ter talkin’ an’ thinkin’ how all
these years we hadn’t never had that honeymoon
trip, an’ how by an’ by we’d be
old--real old, I mean, so’s we couldn’t
take it--an’ all of a sudden we said we’d
take it now, right now. An’ we did. We left
a note fer the children, an’--an’ we’re
here!”</p>
<p>There was a long silence. Over at the sideboard the
waiter still polished his bottle. Livingstone did
not even turn his head. Finally Harding raised his
glass.</p>
<p>“We’ll drink to honeymoon trips in general
and to this one in particular,” he cried, a
little constrainedly.</p>
<p>Mrs. Warden flushed, smiled, and reached for her glass.
The pink lemonade was almost at her lips when Livingstone’s
arm shot out. Then came the tinkle of shattered glass
and a crimson stain where the wine trailed across
the damask.</p>
<p>“I beg your pardon!” exclaimed Livingstone,
while the other men lowered their glasses in surprise.
“That was an awkward slip of mine, Mrs. Warden.
I must have hit your arm.”</p>
<p>“But, Bill,” muttered Harding under his
breath, “you don’t mean--”</p>
<p>“But I do,” corrected Livingstone quietly,
looking straight into Harding’s amazed eyes.</p>
<p>“Mr. and Mrs. Warden are my guests. They are
going to drive to Bunker Hill with me by and by.”</p>
<p>When the six o’clock accommodation train pulled
out from Boston that night it bore a little old man
and a little old woman, gray-haired, weary, but blissfully
content.</p>
<p>“We’ve seen ’em all, Hezekiah, ev’ry
single one of ’em,” Abigail was saying.
“An’ wan’t Mr. Livingstone good,
a-gittin’ that carriage an’ takin’
us ev’rywhere; an’ it bein’ open
so all ’round the sides, we didn’t miss
seein’ a single thing!”</p>
<p>“He was, Abby, he was, an’ he wouldn’t
let me pay one cent!” cried Hezekiah, taking
out his roll of bills and patting it lovingly. “But,
Abby, did ye notice? ‘Twas kind o’ queer
we never got one taste of that pink lemonade. The
waiter-man took it away.”</p>
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