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<h2> CHAPTER XI. — THE CLOISTER KEYS. </h2>
<p>It was the twenty-second day of the month, and nearly a week after the
date of the last chapter. Arthur Channing sat in his place at the
cathedral organ, playing the psalm for the morning; for the hour was that
of divine service.</p>
<p>“O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious: and His mercy endureth
for ever!”</p>
<p>The boy’s whole heart went up with the words. <i>He</i> gave thanks:
mercies had come upon him—upon his; and that great dread—which
was turning his days to gall, his nights to sleeplessness—the arrest
of Hamish, had not as yet been attempted. He felt it all as he sat there;
and, in a softer voice, he echoed the sweet song of the choristers below,
verse after verse as each verse rose on the air, filling the aisles of the
old cathedral: how that God delivers those who cry unto Him—those
who sit in darkness and in the shadow of death; those whose hearts fail
through heaviness, who fall down and there is none to help them—He
brings them out of the darkness, and breaks their bonds in sunder. They
that go down to the sea in ships, and occupy their business in great
waters, who see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep; whose
hearts cower at the stormy rising of the waves, and in their agony of
distress cry unto Him to help them; and He hears the cry, and delivers
them. He stills the angry waves, and calms the storm, and brings them into
the haven where they would be; and then they are glad, because they are at
rest.</p>
<p>“O that men would therefore praise the Lord for His goodness: and declare
the wonders that He doeth for the children of men!</p>
<p>“And again, when they are minished, and brought low: through oppression,
through any plague or trouble; though He suffer them to be evil intreated
through tyrants: and let them wander out of the way in the wilderness; yet
helpeth He the poor out of misery: and maketh him households like a flock
of sheep.</p>
<p>“Whoso is wise will ponder these things: and they shall understand the
loving-kindness of the Lord.”</p>
<p>The refrain died away, the gentle echo died after it, and silence fell
upon the cathedral. It was broken by the voice of the Reverend William
Yorke, giving out the first lesson—a chapter in Jeremiah.</p>
<p>At the conclusion of the service, Arthur Channing left the college. In the
cloisters he was overtaken by the choristers, who were hastening back to
the schoolroom. At the same moment Ketch, the porter, passed, coming
towards them from the south entrance of the cloisters. He touched his hat
in his usual ungracious fashion to the dean and Dr. Gardner, who were
turning into the chapter-house, carrying their trenchers, and looked the
other way as he passed the boys.</p>
<p>Arthur caught hold of Hurst. “Have you ‘served out’ old Ketch, as you
threatened?” he laughingly asked.</p>
<p>“Hush!” whispered Hurst. “It has not come off yet. We had an idea that an
inkling of it had got abroad, so we thought it best to keep quiet for a
few nights, lest the Philistines should be on the watch. But the time is
fixed now, and I can tell you that it is not a hundred nights off.”</p>
<p>With a shower of mysterious nods and winks, Hurst rushed away and bounded
up the stairs to the schoolroom. Arthur returned to Mr. Galloway’s. “It’s
the awfullest shame!” burst forth Tom Channing that day at dinner (and
allow me to remark, <i>par parenthèse</i>, that, in reading about
schoolboys, you must be content to accept their grammar as it comes); and
he brought the handle of his knife down upon the table in a passion.</p>
<p>“Thomas!” uttered Mr. Channing, in amazed reproof.</p>
<p>“Well, papa, and so it is! and the school’s going pretty near mad over
it!” returned Tom, turning his crimsoned face upon his father. “Would you
believe that I and Huntley are to be passed over in the chance for the
seniorship, and Yorke is to have it, without reference to merit?”</p>
<p>“No, I do not believe it, Tom,” quietly replied Mr. Channing. “But, even
were it true, it is no reason why you should break out in that unseemly
manner. Did you ever know a hot temper do good to its possessor?”</p>
<p>“I know I am hot-tempered,” confessed Tom. “I cannot help it, papa; it was
born with me.”</p>
<p>“Many of our failings were born with us, my boy, as I have always
understood. But they are to be subdued; not indulged.”</p>
<p>“Papa, you must acknowledge that it is a shame if Pye has promised the
seniorship to Yorke, over my head and Huntley’s,” reiterated Tom, who was
apt to speak as strongly as he thought. “If he gets the seniorship, the
exhibition will follow; that is an understood thing. Would it be just?”</p>
<p>“Why are you saying this? What have you heard?”</p>
<p>“Well, it is a roundabout tale,” answered Tom. “But the rumour in the
school is this—and if it turns out to be true, Gerald Yorke will
about get eaten up alive.”</p>
<p>“Is that the rumour, Tom?” said Mrs. Channing.</p>
<p>Tom laughed, in spite of his anger. “I had not come to the rumour, mamma.
Lady Augusta and Dr. Burrows are great friends, you know; and we hear that
they have been salving over Pye—”</p>
<p>“Gently, Tom!” put in Mr. Channing.</p>
<p>“Talking over Pye, then,” corrected Tom, impatient to proceed with his
story; “and Pye has promised to promote Gerald Yorke to the seniorship. He—”</p>
<p>“Dr. Burrows has gone away again,” interrupted Annabel. “I saw him go by
to-day in his travelling carriage. Judy says he has gone to his rectory;
some of the deanery servants told her so.”</p>
<p>“You’ll get something, Annabel, if you interrupt in that fashion,” cried
Tom. “Last Monday, Dr. Burrows gave a dinner-party. Pye was there, and
Lady Augusta was there; and it was then they got Pye to promise it to
Yorke.”</p>
<p>“How is it known that they did?” asked Mr. Channing.</p>
<p>“The boys all say it, papa. It was circulating through the school this
morning like wild-fire.”</p>
<p>“You will never take the prize for logic, Tom. <i>How</i> did the boys
hear it, I ask?”</p>
<p>“Through Mr. Calcraft,” replied Tom.</p>
<p>“Tom!”</p>
<p>“Mr. Ketch, then,” said Tom, correcting himself as he had done before.
“Both names are a mile too good for him. Ketch came into contact with some
of the boys this morning before ten-o’clock school, and, of course, they
went into a wordy war—which is nothing new. Huntley was the only
senior present, and Ketch was insolent to him. One of the boys told Ketch
that he would not dare to be so, next year, if Huntley should be senior
boy. Ketch sneered at that, and said Huntley never would be senior boy,
nor Channing either, for it was already given to Yorke. The boys took his
words up, ridiculing the notion of <i>his</i> knowing anything of the
matter, and they did not spare their taunts. That roused his temper, and
the old fellow let out all he knew. He said Lady Augusta Yorke was at
Galloway’s office yesterday, boasting about it before Jenkins.”</p>
<p>“A roundabout tale, indeed!” remarked Mr. Channing; “and told in a
somewhat roundabout manner, Tom. I should not put faith in it. Did you
hear anything of this, Arthur?”</p>
<p>“No, sir. I know that Lady Augusta called at the office yesterday
afternoon while I was at college. I don’t know anything more.”</p>
<p>“Huntley intends to drop across Jenkins this afternoon, and question him,”
resumed Tom Channing. “There can’t be any doubt that it was he who gave
the information to Ketch. If Huntley finds that Lady Augusta did assert
it, the school will take the affair up.”</p>
<p>The boast amused Hamish. “In what manner will the school be pleased to
‘take it up?’” questioned he. “Recommend the dean to hold Mr. Pye under
surveillance? Or send Lady Augusta a challenge?”</p>
<p>Tom Channing nodded his head mysteriously. “There is many a true word
spoken in jest, Hamish. I don’t know yet what we should do: we should do
something. The school won’t stand it tamely. The day for that one-sided
sort of oppression has gone out with our grandmothers’ fashions.”</p>
<p>“It would be very wrong of the school to stand it,” said Charley, throwing
in his word. “If the honours are to go by sneaking favour, and not by
merit, where is the use of any of us putting out our mettle?”</p>
<p>“You be quiet, Miss Charley! you juniors have nothing to do with it,” were
all the thanks the boy received from Tom.</p>
<p>Now the facts really were very much as Tom Channing asserted; though
whether, or how far, Mr. Pye had promised, and whether Lady Augusta’s
boast had been a vain one, was a matter for speculation. Neither could it
be surmised the part, if any, played in it by Prebendary Burrows. It was
certain that Lady Augusta had, on the previous day, boasted to Mr.
Galloway, in his office, that her son was to have the seniorship; that Mr.
Pye had promised it to her and Dr. Burrows, at the dinner-party. She spoke
of it without the least reserve, in a tone of much self-gratulation, and
she laughingly told Jenkins, who was at his desk writing, that he might
wish Gerald joy when he next saw him. Jenkins accepted it all as truth: it
may be questioned if Mr. Galloway did, for he knew that Lady Augusta did
not always weigh her words before speaking.</p>
<p>In the evening—this same evening, mind, after the call at the office
of Lady Augusta—Mr. Jenkins proceeded towards home when he left his
work. He took the road through the cloisters. As he was passing the
porter’s lodge, who should he see in it but his father, old Jenkins, the
bedesman, holding a gossip with Ketch; and they saw him.</p>
<p>“If that ain’t our Joe a-going past!” exclaimed the bedesman.</p>
<p>Joe stepped in. He was proceeding to join in the converse, when a lot of
the college boys tore along, hooting and shouting, and kicking a ball
about. It was kicked into the lodge, and a few compliments were thrown at
the boys by the porter, before they could get the ball out again. These
compliments, you may be quite sure, the boys did not fail to return with
interest: Tom Channing, in particular, being charmingly polite.</p>
<p>“And the saucy young beast’ll be the senior boy soon!” foamed Mr. Ketch,
as the lot decamped. “I wish I could get him gagged, I do!”</p>
<p>“No, he will not,” said Joe Jenkins, speaking impulsively in his superior
knowledge. “Yorke is to be senior.”</p>
<p>“How do you know that, Joe?” asked his father.</p>
<p>Joe replied by relating what he had heard said by the Lady Augusta that
afternoon. It did not conciliate the porter in the remotest degree: he was
not more favourably inclined to Gerald Yorke than he was to Tom Channing.
Had he heard the school never was to have a senior again, or a junior
either, that might have pleased him.</p>
<p>But on the following morning, when he fell into dispute with the boys in
the cloisters, he spoke out his information in a spirit of triumph over
Huntley. Bit by bit, angered by the boys’ taunts, he repeated every word
he had heard from Jenkins. The news, as it was busily circulated from one
to the other, caused no slight hubbub in the school, and gave rise to that
explosion of Tom Channing’s at the dinner-table.</p>
<p>Huntley sought Jenkins, as he had said he would do, and received
confirmation of the report, so far as the man’s knowledge went. But
Jenkins was terribly vexed that the report had got abroad through him. He
determined to pay a visit to Mr. Ketch, and reproach him with his
incaution.</p>
<p>Mr. Ketch sat in his lodge, taking his supper: bread and cheese, and a
pint of ale procured at the nearest public-house. Except in the light
months of summer, it was his habit to close the cloister gates before
supper-time; but as Mr. Ketch liked to take that meal early—that is
to say, at eight o’clock—and, as dusk, for at least four months in
the year, obstinately persisted in putting itself off to a later hour, in
spite of his growling, and as he might not shut up before dusk, he had no
resource but to take his supper first and lock up afterwards. The “lodge”
was a quaint abode, of one room only, built in an obscure nook of the
cathedral, near the grand entrance. He was pursuing his meal after his own
peculiar custom: eating, drinking, and grumbling.</p>
<p>“It’s worse nor leather, this cheese! Selling it to a body for
double-Gloucester! I’d like to double them as made it. Eight-pence a
pound!—and short weight beside! I wonder there ain’t a law passed to
keep down the cost o’ provisions!”</p>
<p>A pause, given chiefly to grunting, and Mr. Ketch resumed:—</p>
<p>“This bread’s rougher nor a bear’s hide! Go and ask for new, and they
palms you off with stale. They’ll put a loaf a week old into the oven to
hot up again, and then sell it to you for new! There ought to be a
criminal code passed for hanging bakers. They’re all cheats. They mixes up
alum, and bone-dust, and plaster of Paris, and—Drat that door! Who’s
kicking at it now?”</p>
<p>No one was kicking. Some one was civilly knocking. The door was pushed
slightly open, and the inoffensive face of Mr. Joseph Jenkins appeared in
the aperture.</p>
<p>“I say, Mr. Ketch,” began he in a mild tone of deprecation, “whatever is
it that you have gone and done?”</p>
<p>“What d’ye mean?” growled old Ketch. “Is this a way to come and set upon a
gentleman in his own house? Who taught you manners, Joe Jenkins?”</p>
<p>“You have been repeating what I mentioned last night about Lady Augusta’s
son getting the seniorship,” said Jenkins, coming in and closing the door.</p>
<p>“You did say it,” retorted Mr. Ketch.</p>
<p>“I know I did. But I did not suppose you were going to repeat it again.”</p>
<p>“If it was a secret, why didn’t you say so?” asked Mr. Ketch.</p>
<p>“It was not exactly a secret, or Lady Augusta would not have mentioned it
before me,” remonstrated Joe. “But it is not the proper thing, for me to
come out of Mr. Galloway’s office, and talk of anything I may have heard
said in it by his friends, and then for it to get round to his ears again!
Put it to yourself, Mr. Ketch, and say whether you would like it.”</p>
<p>“What <i>did</i> you talk of it for, then?” snarled Ketch, preparing to
take a copious draught of ale.</p>
<p>“Because I thought you and father were safe. You might both have known
better than to speak of it out of doors. There is sure to be a commotion
over it.”</p>
<p>“Miserable beer! Brewed out of ditch-water!”</p>
<p>“Young Mr. Huntley came to me to-day, to know the rights and the wrongs of
it—as he said,” continued Joseph. “He spoke to Mr. Galloway about it
afterwards—though I must say he was kind enough not to bring in my
name; only said, in a general way, that he had ‘heard’ it. He is an
honourable young gentleman, is that Huntley. He vows the report shall be
conveyed to the dean.”</p>
<p>“Serve ‘em right!” snapped the porter. “If the dean does his duty, he’ll
order a general flogging for the school, all round. It’ll do ‘em good.”</p>
<p>“Galloway did not say much—except that he knew what he should do,
were he Huntley’s or Channing’s father. Which I took to mean that, in his
opinion, there ought to be an inquiry instituted.”</p>
<p>“And you know there ought,” said Mr. Ketch.</p>
<p>“<i>I</i> know! I’m sure I don’t know,” was the mild answer. “It is not my
place to reflect upon my superiors, Mr. Ketch—to say they should do
this, or they should do that. I like to reverence them, and to keep a
civil tongue in my head.”</p>
<p>“Which is what you don’t do. If I knowed who brewed this beer I’d enter an
action again him, for putting in no malt.”</p>
<p>“I would not have had this get about for any money!” resumed Jenkins.
“Neither you nor father shall ever catch me opening my lips again.”</p>
<p>“Keep ‘em shut then,” growled old Ketch.</p>
<p>Mr. Ketch leisurely finished his supper, and the two continued talking
until dusk came on—almost dark; for the porter, churl though he was,
liked a visitor as well as any one—possibly as a vent for his
temper. He did not often find one who would stand it so meekly as Joe
Jenkins. At length Mr. Jenkins lifted himself off the shut-up press
bedstead on which he had been perched, and prepared to depart.</p>
<p>“Come along of me while I lock up,” said Ketch, somewhat less ungraciously
than usual.</p>
<p>Mr. Jenkins hesitated. “My wife will be wondering what has become of me;
she’ll blow me up for keeping supper waiting,” debated he, aloud. “But—well,
I don’t mind going with you this once, for company’s sake,” he added in
his willingness to be obliging.</p>
<p>The two large keys, one at each end of a string, were hung up just within
the lodge door; they belonged to the two gates of the cloisters. Old Ketch
took them down and went out with Jenkins, merely closing his own door; he
rarely fastened it, unless he was going some distance.</p>
<p>Very dark were the enclosed cloisters, as they entered by the west gate.
It was later than the usual hour of closing, and it was, moreover, a
gloomy evening, the sky overcast. They went through the cloisters to the
south gate, Ketch grumbling all the way. He locked it, and then turned
back again.</p>
<p>Arrived about midway of the west quadrangle, the very darkest part in all
the cloisters, and the most dreary, Jenkins suddenly startled his
companion by declaring there was a light in the burial-ground.</p>
<p>“Come along!” growled Ketch. “You’ll say there’s corpse-candles there
next.”</p>
<p>“It is only a little spark, like,” said Jenkins, halting. “I should not
wonder but it is one of those pretty, innocent glowworms.”</p>
<p>He leaned his arms upon the mullioned frame of the open Gothic window,
raised himself on tiptoe to obtain as complete a view as was possible, and
pushed his head out to reconnoitre the grave-yard. Mr. Ketch shuffled on;
the keys, held somewhat loosely in his hand by the string, clanking
together.</p>
<p>“Be you going to stop there all night?” he called out, when he had gone a
few paces, half turning round to speak.</p>
<p>At that moment a somewhat startling incident occurred. The keys were
whisked out of Mr. Ketch’s hand, and fell, or appeared to fall, with a
clatter on the flags at his feet. He turned his anger upon Jenkins.</p>
<p>“Now then, you senseless calf! What did you do that for?”</p>
<p>“Did you speak?” asked Jenkins, taking his elbows from the distant
window-frame, and approaching.</p>
<p>Mr. Ketch felt a little staggered. His belief had been that Jenkins had
come up silently, and dashed the keys from his hand; but Jenkins, it
appeared, had not left the window. However, like too many other
cross-grained spirits, he persisted in venting blame upon him.</p>
<p>“Aren’t you ashamed of yourself, to play an old man such a trick?”</p>
<p>“I have played no trick,” said Jenkins. “I thought I saw a glowworm, and I
stopped to look; but I couldn’t see it again. There’s no trick in that.”</p>
<p>“Ugh!” cried the porter in his wrath. “You took and clutched the keys from
me, and throwed ‘em on the ground! Pick ‘em up.”</p>
<p>“Well, I never heard the like!” said Jenkins. “I was not within yards and
yards of you. If you dropped the keys it was no fault of mine.” But, being
a peaceably-inclined man, he stooped and found the keys.</p>
<p>The porter grunted. An inner current of conviction rose in his heart that
he must undoubtedly have dropped them, though he could have declared at
the time that they were mysteriously snatched from him. He seized the
string firmly now, and hobbled on to the west door, abusing Jenkins all
the way.</p>
<p>They arrived at the west door, which was gained by a narrow closed passage
from the gate of entrance, as was the south door in a similar manner; and
there Mr. Ketch used his eyes and his tongue considerably, for the door,
instead of being open, as he had left it, was shut and locked.</p>
<p>“What on earth has done this?” shrieked he.</p>
<p>“Done what?” asked Mr. Jenkins.</p>
<p>“Done what!” was the irascible echo. “Be you a fool, Joe Jenkins? Don’t
you see the door’s fast!”</p>
<p>“Unfasten it,” said Jenkins sensibly.</p>
<p>Mr. Ketch proceeded to do so—at least to apply one of the keys to
the lock—with much fumbling. It apparently did not occur to him to
wonder how the locking-up process could have been effected, considering
that the key had been in his own possession.</p>
<p>Fumbling and fumbling, now with one key, now with the other, and then
critically feeling the keys and their wards, the truth at length burst
upon the unhappy man that the keys were not the right keys, and that he
and Jenkins were—locked in! A profuse perspiration broke out over
him.</p>
<p>“They <i>must</i> be the keys,” remonstrated Mr. Jenkins.</p>
<p>“They are <i>not</i> the keys,” shrieked Ketch. “D’ye think I don’t know
my own keys, now I come to feel ‘em?”</p>
<p>“But they were your keys that fell down and that I picked up,” argued
Jenkins, perfectly sure in his own mind that they could be no others.
“There was not a fairy in the cloisters to come and change them.”</p>
<p>“Feel ‘em!” roared Ketch, in his despair. “These be a couple of horrid,
rusty old things, that can’t have been in use since the cloisters was
built. <i>You</i> have changed ‘em, you have!” he sobbed, the notion
taking possession of him forcibly. “You are a-doing it to play me a
infamous trick, and I’ll have you up before the dean to-morrow! I’ll shake
the life out of you, I will!”</p>
<p>Laying summary hold of Mr. Jenkins, he began to shake him with all his
feeble strength. The latter soon extricated himself, and he succeeded in
impressing on the man the fallacy of his suspicion. “Don’t I want to get
home to my supper and my wife? Don’t I tell you that she’ll set upon me
like anything for keeping it waiting?” he meekly remonstrated. “Do I want
to be locked up in these unpleasant cloisters? Give me the keys and let me
try them.”</p>
<p>Ketch, in sheer helplessness, was fain to comply. He resigned the keys to
Jenkins, and Jenkins tried them: but he was none the nearer unlocking the
gate. In their increasing perplexity, they resolved to return to the place
in the quadrangle where the keys had fallen—a very forlorn
suggestion proceeding from Mr. Jenkins that the right keys might be lying
there still, and that this rusty pair might, by some curious and
unaccountable chance, have been lying there also.</p>
<p>They commenced their search, disputing, the one hotly, the other
temperately, as to which was the exact spot. With feet and hands they
hunted as well as the dark would allow them; all in vain; and Ketch gave
vent to a loud burst of feeling when he realized the fact that they were
positively locked up in the cloisters, beyond hope of succour, in the dark
and lonely night.</p>
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