<h1>GULLIVER’S TRAVELS<br/> <span class="smcap">into several</span><br/> REMOTE NATIONS OF THE WORLD</h1>
<p style="text-align: center">BY JONATHAN SWIFT, D.D.,<br/>
<span class="smcap">dean of st. patrick’s</span>, <span class="smcap">dublin</span>.</p>
<p style="text-align: center">[<i>First published in</i>
1726–7.]</p>
<h2>THE PUBLISHER TO THE READER.</h2>
<p style="text-align: center">[<i>As given in the original
edition</i>.]</p>
<p>The author of these Travels, Mr. Lemuel Gulliver, is my
ancient and intimate friend; there is likewise some relation
between us on the mother’s side. About three years
ago, Mr. Gulliver growing weary of the concourse of curious
people coming to him at his house in Redriff, made a small
purchase of land, with a convenient house, near Newark, in
Nottinghamshire, his native country; where he now lives retired,
yet in good esteem among his neighbours.</p>
<p>Although Mr. Gulliver was born in Nottinghamshire, where his
father dwelt, yet I have heard him say his family came from
Oxfordshire; to confirm which, I have observed in the churchyard
at Banbury in that county, several tombs and monuments of the
Gullivers.</p>
<p>Before he quitted Redriff, he left the custody of the
following papers in my hands, with the liberty to dispose of them
as I should think fit. I have carefully perused them three
times. The style is very plain and simple; and the only
fault I find is, that the author, after the manner of travellers,
is a little too circumstantial. There is an air of truth
apparent through the whole; and indeed the author was so
distinguished for his veracity, that it became a sort of proverb
among his neighbours at Redriff, when any one affirmed a thing,
to say, it was as true as if Mr. Gulliver had spoken it.</p>
<p>By the advice of several worthy persons, to whom, with the
author’s permission, I communicated these papers, I now
venture to send them into the world, hoping they may be, at least
for some time, a better entertainment to our young noblemen, than
the common scribbles of politics and party.</p>
<p>This volume would have been at least twice as large, if I had
not made bold to strike out innumerable passages relating to the
winds and tides, as well as to the variations and bearings in the
several voyages, together with the minute descriptions of the
management of the ship in storms, in the style of sailors;
likewise the account of longitudes and latitudes; wherein I have
reason to apprehend, that Mr. Gulliver may be a little
dissatisfied. But I was resolved to fit the work as much as
possible to the general capacity of readers. However, if my
own ignorance in sea affairs shall have led me to commit some
mistakes, I alone am answerable for them. And if any
traveller hath a curiosity to see the whole work at large, as it
came from the hands of the author, I will be ready to gratify
him.</p>
<p>As for any further particulars relating to the author, the
reader will receive satisfaction from the first pages of the
book.</p>
<p style="text-align: right">RICHARD SYMPSON.</p>
<h2>A LETTER FROM CAPTAIN GULLIVER TO HIS COUSIN SYMPSON.</h2>
<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">Written in the
Year</span> 1727.</p>
<p>I hope you will be ready to own publicly, whenever you shall
be called to it, that by your great and frequent urgency you
prevailed on me to publish a very loose and uncorrect account of
my travels, with directions to hire some young gentleman of
either university to put them in order, and correct the style, as
my cousin Dampier did, by my advice, in his book called “A
Voyage round the world.” But I do not remember I gave
you power to consent that any thing should be omitted, and much
less that any thing should be inserted; therefore, as to the
latter, I do here renounce every thing of that kind; particularly
a paragraph about her majesty Queen Anne, of most pious and
glorious memory; although I did reverence and esteem her more
than any of human species. But you, or your interpolator,
ought to have considered, that it was not my inclination, so was
it not decent to praise any animal of our composition before my
master <i>Houyhnhnm</i>: And besides, the fact was altogether
false; for to my knowledge, being in England during some part of
her majesty’s reign, she did govern by a chief minister;
nay even by two successively, the first whereof was the lord of
Godolphin, and the second the lord of Oxford; so that you have
made me say the thing that was not. Likewise in the account
of the academy of projectors, and several passages of my
discourse to my master <i>Houyhnhnm</i>, you have either omitted
some material circumstances, or minced or changed them in such a
manner, that I do hardly know my own work. When I formerly
hinted to you something of this in a letter, you were pleased to
answer that you were afraid of giving offence; that people in
power were very watchful over the press, and apt not only to
interpret, but to punish every thing which looked like an
<i>innuendo</i> (as I think you call it). But, pray how
could that which I spoke so many years ago, and at about five
thousand leagues distance, in another reign, be applied to any of
the <i>Yahoos</i>, who now are said to govern the herd;
especially at a time when I little thought, or feared, the
unhappiness of living under them? Have not I the most
reason to complain, when I see these very <i>Yahoos</i> carried
by <i>Houyhnhnms</i> in a vehicle, as if they were brutes, and
those the rational creatures? And indeed to avoid so
monstrous and detestable a sight was one principal motive of my
retirement hither.</p>
<p>Thus much I thought proper to tell you in relation to
yourself, and to the trust I reposed in you.</p>
<p>I do, in the next place, complain of my own great want of
judgment, in being prevailed upon by the entreaties and false
reasoning of you and some others, very much against my own
opinion, to suffer my travels to be published. Pray bring
to your mind how often I desired you to consider, when you
insisted on the motive of public good, that the <i>Yahoos</i>
were a species of animals utterly incapable of amendment by
precept or example: and so it has proved; for, instead of seeing
a full stop put to all abuses and corruptions, at least in this
little island, as I had reason to expect; behold, after above six
months warning, I cannot learn that my book has produced one
single effect according to my intentions. I desired you
would let me know, by a letter, when party and faction were
extinguished; judges learned and upright; pleaders honest and
modest, with some tincture of common sense, and Smithfield
blazing with pyramids of law books; the young nobility’s
education entirely changed; the physicians banished; the female
<i>Yahoos</i> abounding in virtue, honour, truth, and good sense;
courts and levees of great ministers thoroughly weeded and swept;
wit, merit, and learning rewarded; all disgracers of the press in
prose and verse condemned to eat nothing but their own cotton,
and quench their thirst with their own ink. These, and a
thousand other reformations, I firmly counted upon by your
encouragement; as indeed they were plainly deducible from the
precepts delivered in my book. And it must be owned, that
seven months were a sufficient time to correct every vice and
folly to which <i>Yahoos</i> are subject, if their natures had
been capable of the least disposition to virtue or wisdom.
Yet, so far have you been from answering my expectation in any of
your letters; that on the contrary you are loading our carrier
every week with libels, and keys, and reflections, and memoirs,
and second parts; wherein I see myself accused of reflecting upon
great state folk; of degrading human nature (for so they have
still the confidence to style it), and of abusing the female
sex. I find likewise that the writers of those bundles are
not agreed among themselves; for some of them will not allow me
to be the author of my own travels; and others make me author of
books to which I am wholly a stranger.</p>
<p>I find likewise that your printer has been so careless as to
confound the times, and mistake the dates, of my several voyages
and returns; neither assigning the true year, nor the true month,
nor day of the month: and I hear the original manuscript is all
destroyed since the publication of my book; neither have I any
copy left: however, I have sent you some corrections, which you
may insert, if ever there should be a second edition: and yet I
cannot stand to them; but shall leave that matter to my judicious
and candid readers to adjust it as they please.</p>
<p>I hear some of our sea <i>Yahoos</i> find fault with my
sea-language, as not proper in many parts, nor now in use.
I cannot help it. In my first voyages, while I was young, I
was instructed by the oldest mariners, and learned to speak as
they did. But I have since found that the sea <i>Yahoos</i>
are apt, like the land ones, to become new-fangled in their
words, which the latter change every year; insomuch, as I
remember upon each return to my own country their old dialect was
so altered, that I could hardly understand the new. And I
observe, when any <i>Yahoo</i> comes from London out of curiosity
to visit me at my house, we neither of us are able to deliver our
conceptions in a manner intelligible to the other.</p>
<p>If the censure of the <i>Yahoos</i> could any way affect me, I
should have great reason to complain, that some of them are so
bold as to think my book of travels a mere fiction out of mine
own brain, and have gone so far as to drop hints, that the
<i>Houyhnhnms</i> and <i>Yahoos</i> have no more existence than
the inhabitants of Utopia.</p>
<p>Indeed I must confess, that as to the people of
<i>Lilliput</i>, <i>Brobdingrag</i> (for so the word should have
been spelt, and not erroneously <i>Brobdingnag</i>), and
<i>Laputa</i>, I have never yet heard of any <i>Yahoo</i> so
presumptuous as to dispute their being, or the facts I have
related concerning them; because the truth immediately strikes
every reader with conviction. And is there less probability
in my account of the <i>Houyhnhnms</i> or <i>Yahoos</i>, when it
is manifest as to the latter, there are so many thousands even in
this country, who only differ from their brother brutes in
<i>Houyhnhnmland</i>, because they use a sort of jabber, and do
not go naked? I wrote for their amendment, and not their
approbation. The united praise of the whole race would be
of less consequence to me, than the neighing of those two
degenerate <i>Houyhnhnms</i> I keep in my stable; because from
these, degenerate as they are, I still improve in some virtues
without any mixture of vice.</p>
<p>Do these miserable animals presume to think, that I am so
degenerated as to defend my veracity? <i>Yahoo</i> as I am,
it is well known through all <i>Houyhnhnmland</i>, that, by the
instructions and example of my illustrious master, I was able in
the compass of two years (although I confess with the utmost
difficulty) to remove that infernal habit of lying, shuffling,
deceiving, and equivocating, so deeply rooted in the very souls
of all my species; especially the Europeans.</p>
<p>I have other complaints to make upon this vexatious occasion;
but I forbear troubling myself or you any further. I must
freely confess, that since my last return, some corruptions of my
<i>Yahoo</i> nature have revived in me by conversing with a few
of your species, and particularly those of my own family, by an
unavoidable necessity; else I should never have attempted so
absurd a project as that of reforming the <i>Yahoo</i> race in
this kingdom: But I have now done with all such visionary schemes
for ever.</p>
<p><i>April</i> 2, 1727</p>
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