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<h1>TOPPLETON'S CLIENT</h1>
<div class='center'><small>OR</small><br/>
<i>A SPIRIT IN EXILE</i><br/><br/><br/></div>
<h3>BY</h3>
<h2>JOHN KENDRICK BANGS</h2>
<div class='center'><br/><br/><br/>
NEW YORK<br/>
CHARLES L. WEBSTER & COMPANY<br/>
1893<br/></div>
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TO<br/>
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F. D. S.<br/></div>
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<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
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<table border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" summary="Contents">
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER I.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'> </td><td align='right'><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Introducing Mr. Hopkins Toppleton</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_1">1</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER II.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Mr. Hopkins Toppleton leases an Office</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_13">13</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER III.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Mr. Hopkins Toppleton encounters a weary Spirit</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_25">25</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER IV.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The weary Spirit gives some Account of Himself</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_39">39</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER V.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Hopkins becomes better acquainted with the weary Spirit</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_55">55</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER VI.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Spirit unfolds a horrid Tale</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_73">73</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER VII.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_viii" id="Page_viii"></SPAN></span><span class="smcap">A Chapter of Profit and Loss</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_90">90</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER VIII.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Further Developments in the making of a Name</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_107">107</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER IX.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The crowning Act of Infamy</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_124">124</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER X.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Spirit's Story is concluded</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_149">149</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER XI.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Toppleton consults the Law and forms an Opinion</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_167">167</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER XII.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Toppleton makes a fair Start</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_184">184</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER XIII.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">At Barncastle Hall</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_201">201</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER XIV.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">The Dinner and its Result</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_218">218</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER XV.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Barncastle confides in Hopkins</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_233"><ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads '232'">233</ins></SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER XVI.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Mr. Hopkins Toppleton makes a Discovery</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_251">251</SPAN></td></tr>
<tr><td align='center' colspan='2'><br/>CHAPTER XVII.</td></tr>
<tr><td align='left'><span class="smcap">Epilogue</span></td><td align='right'><SPAN href="#Page_268">268</SPAN></td></tr>
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<h2>TOPPLETON'S CLIENT.</h2>
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<h2>CHAPTER I.</h2>
<div class='chaptertitle'>INTRODUCING MR. HOPKINS TOPPLETON.</div>
<div class='unindent'><span class="smcap">Mr. Hopkins Toppleton</span>, Barrister of London
and New York, was considered by his intimates
a most fortunate young man. He was
accounted the happy possessor of an income
of something over fifty thousand dollars a year,
derived from investments which time had shown
to be as far removed from instability, and as
little influenced by the fluctuations of the stock
market, as the pyramids of Egypt themselves.
Better than this, however, better even than
personal beauty, with which he was plentifully
endowed, Mr. Hopkins Toppleton was blessed
with a great name, which he had received
ready-made from his illustrious father, late
head of the legal firm of Toppleton, Morley,
Harkins, Perkins, Mawson, Bronson, Smithers<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_2" id="Page_2"></SPAN></span>
and Hicks. The value of the name to Hopkins
was unquestionable, since it enabled him, at his
father's death, to enter that famous aggregation
of legal talent as a special partner, although his
knowledge of law was scant, receiving a share
of the profits of the concern for the use of his
patronymic, which, owing to his father's pre-eminent
success at the Bar, Messrs. Morley,
Harkins, <i>et al.</i>, were anxious to retain. This
desire of Mr. Toppleton's late associates was
most natural, for such was the tremendous
force exerted by the name he bore, that plaintiffs
when they perceived it arrayed in opposition to
their claims, not infrequently withdrew their
suits, or offered terms upon which any defendant
of sense might be induced to compromise. On
the other hand, when a defendant found himself
confronted with the fact that Hopkins
Toppleton, Sen., had joined forces with the
plaintiff, he usually either settled the claim
against him in full or placed himself beyond
the jurisdiction of the courts.</div>
<p>When Toppleton, Sen., died, it was very
generally believed that the firm, whose name
has already been mentioned at some length,
lost not only its head, but also a very large
proportion of its brains,—a situation quite as
logical as it was unfortunate for the gentlemen
with whom Mr. Toppleton had been associated.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_3" id="Page_3"></SPAN></span>
Nor was this feeling, that with the departure of
Toppleton, the illustrious, for other worlds the
firm was deprived of a most considerable portion
of its claims to high standing, confined to
cavilling outsiders. No one recognized the
unhappy state of affairs at the busy office on
Broadway more quickly than did Messrs.
Morley, Harkins, Perkins, Mawson, Bronson,
Smithers, and Hicks themselves, and at the
first meeting of the firm, after the funeral of
their dead partner, these gentlemen unanimously
resolved that something must be done.</p>
<p>It was at this meeting that Mr. Hicks
suggested that the only course left for the
bereaved firm to pursue, if it desired to remain
an aggressive force in its chosen profession, was
to retain the name of Toppleton at the mast-head,
and, as Mr. Mawson put it, "to bluff it
out." Mr. Perkins agreed with Mr. Hicks, and
suggested that the only honest way to do this
was to induce Mr. Toppleton's only son, known
to all—even to the clerks in the office—as
Hoppy, to enter the firm as a full partner.</p>
<p>"I do not think," Mr. Perkins said, "that it
is quite proper for us to assume a virtue that
we do not possess, and while Hoppy—I should
say Hopkins—has never studied law, I think
he could be induced to do so, in which event
he could be taken in here, and we should have<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_4" id="Page_4"></SPAN></span>
a perfectly equitable claim to all the business
which the name of Toppleton would certainly
bring to us."</p>
<p>"I am afraid," Mr. Bronson put in at this
point, "I am very much afraid that such a
course would require the entire reorganization
of the firm's machinery. It would never do
for the member whose name stands at the head
of our partnership designation, to be on such
terms of intimacy with the office boys, for
instance, as to permit of his being addressed by
them as Hoppy; nor would it conduce toward
good discipline, I am convinced, for the nominal
head of the concern to be engaged in making
pools on baseball games with our book-keepers
and clerks, which, during his lamented father's
life, I understand was one of the lad's most
cherished customs. Now, while I agree with
my friend Perkins that it is desirable that the
firm should have an unassailable basis for its
retention of the name of Toppleton, I do not
agree with him that young Hopkins should be
taken in here if we are to retain our present
highly efficient force of subordinates. They
would be utterly demoralized in less than a
month."</p>
<p>"But what do you suggest as an alternative?"
inquired Mr. Morley.</p>
<p>"I believe that we should make Hopkins a<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_5" id="Page_5"></SPAN></span>
special partner in the firm, and have him travel
abroad for his health," returned Mr. Bronson
after a moment's reflection.</p>
<p>"I regret to say," objected Mr. Hicks, "that
Hoppy's health is distressingly good. Your
point in regard to the probable demoralization
of our office force, however, is well taken.
Hopkins must go abroad if he becomes one of
us; but I suggest that instead of sending him
for his health, we establish a London branch
office, and put him in charge on a salary of,
say, 10,000 dollars. We have no business
interests outside of this country, so that such a
course, in view of his absolute ignorance of law,
would be perfectly safe, and we could give
Hoppy to understand in the event of his acceptance
of our proposition that he shall be free to
take a vacation whenever he pleases, for as
long a period of time as he pleases, and the
oftener the better."</p>
<p>"That's the best plan, I think," said Mr.
Mawson. "In fact, if Hoppy declines that
responsible office, I wouldn't mind taking it
myself."</p>
<p>And so it happened. The proposition was
made to Hopkins, and he accepted it with
alacrity. He did not care for the practice of
the law, but he had no objection to receiving an
extra ten thousand dollars a year as a silent<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_6" id="Page_6"></SPAN></span>
partner in a flourishing concern with headquarters
in London, particularly when his sole
duties were to remain away from the office on a
perpetual vacation.</p>
<p>"I was born with a love of rest," Hoppy once
said in talking over his prospects with his
friends some time before the proposition of his
father's partners had been submitted to him.
"Even as a baby I was fond of it. I remember
my mother saying that I slept for nearly the
whole of my first year of existence, and when I
came to my school days my reputation with my
teachers was, that in the enjoyment of recess
and in assiduous devotion to all that pertained
to a life of elegant leisure, there was not a boy
in school who could approach me."</p>
<p>The young man never railed at fate for compelling
him to lead a life which would have
filled others of robuster ideas with ennui, but
he did on occasions find fault with the powers
for having condemned him to birth in a country
like the United States, where the man of leisure
is regarded with less of reverence than of derision.</p>
<p>"It is a no harder fate for the soul of an
artist to dwell in the body of a pork-packer,"
he had said only the night before the plan outlined
by Mr. Hicks was brought to his attention,
"than for a man of my restful tendencies<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_7" id="Page_7"></SPAN></span>
to be at home in a land where the hustler alone
inspires respect. What the fates should have
done in my case was clearly to have had me
born a rich duke or a prince, whose chief duty
it would be to lead the fashionable world and to
set styles of dress for others to follow. I'd
have made a magnificent member of the House
of Lords, or proprietor of a rich estate somewhere
in England, with nothing to do but to
spend my income and open horse shows; but in
New York there is no leisure class of recognized
standing, excepting, of course, the messenger-boys
and the plumbers, and even they do not
command the respect which foreign do-nothings
inspire. It's hard luck. The only redeeming
feature of the case is that owing to a high tariff
I can spend my money with less effort here than
I could abroad."</p>
<p>Then came the proposition from the firm, and
in it Hoppy recognized the ingredients of the
ideal life—a life of rest in a country capable of
understanding the value to society of the drones,
a life free from responsibility, yet possessing a
semblance of dignity bound to impress those
unacquainted with the real state of affairs.
Added to this was the encouragement which an
extra ten thousand a year must invariably bring
to the man appointed to receive it.</p>
<p>"It's just what I needed," he said to Mr.<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_8" id="Page_8"></SPAN></span>
Hicks, "to make my income what it ought to
be. Fifty thousand dollars is, of course, a
handsome return from investments, but it is an
awkward sum to spend. It doesn't divide up
well. But sixty thousand a year is simply ideal.
Twelve goes into sixty five times, and none over—five
thousand a month means something, and
doesn't complicate accounts. Besides, the
increase will pay the interest on a yacht
nicely."</p>
<p>"You are a great boy, Hoppy," said Mr.
Hicks, when the young man had thus unbosomed
himself, "but I doubt if you will ever
be a great man."</p>
<p>"Oh, I don't know," said Hoppy; "there's
no telling what may develop. Of course, Mr.
Hicks, I shall go into the study of the law very
seriously; I couldn't think of accepting your
offer without making some effort to show that
I deserved it. I shall give up the reading of
my irresponsible days, and take to reading law.
I shall stop my subscription to the sporting
papers, and take the <i>Daily Register</i> and <i>Court
Calendar</i> instead, and if you think it would be
worth while I might also subscribe to the
<i>Albany Law Journal</i>, with which interesting
periodical I am already tolerably familiar,
having kept my father's files in order for some
years."<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_9" id="Page_9"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"No, Hoppy," said Mr. Hicks, with a smile,
"I don't think you'd better give up the sporting
papers; 'all work and no play makes Jack a
dull boy.'"</p>
<p>"Perhaps you are right," said Hopkins, in
reply to this. "But I <i>shall</i> read Blackstone,
and accumulate a library on legal subjects, Mr.
Hicks. In that I am firm. I am a good deal
of a book-lover anyhow, and since law is to be
my profession I might as well suit my books to
my needs. I'll order a first edition of Blackstone
at once."</p>
<p>"You'd better get the comic Blackstone,"
said Mr. Hicks, gravely. "You will find it a
very interesting book."</p>
<p>"Very well, Mr. Hicks," returned the
amiable head-partner-elect of the famous legal
firm, "I'll make a note of that. I will also
purchase the 'Newgate Calendar,' and any
other books you may choose to recommend,—and
I tell you what, Mr. Hicks, when my
collection gets going it will be the talk of the
town. I'll have 'em all in absolute firsts, and
as for the bindings, your old yellow-backed
tomes at the office will be cast utterly in the
shade by my full crushed levant morocco books
in rich reds and blues. Just think of the
hundred or more volumes of New York
reports in Russia leather, Mr. Hicks!"<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_10" id="Page_10"></SPAN></span></p>
<p>"It takes my breath away, Hoppy," returned
the lawyer. "Every one of the volumes will be
absolutely uncut, I suppose, eh?"</p>
<p>"Never you mind about that," retorted
Hopkins; "you think I'm joking, but you'll
find your mistake some day. I'm serious in this
business, though I think I'll begin my labours
by taking a winter at Nice."</p>
<p>"That is wise," said Mr. Hicks, approvingly;
"and then you might put in the summer in
Norway, devoting the spring and autumn to
rest and quiet."</p>
<p>"I'll think about that," Hopkins answered;
"but the first step to take, really, is to pack up
my things here, and sail for London and secure
an office."</p>
<p>"A very proper sentiment, my dear boy,"
returned Mr. Hicks; "but let me advise you,
do not be rash about plunging into the professional
vortex. Remember that at present
your knowledge of the law is limited entirely
to your theories as to what it ought to be,
and law is seldom that; nor must you forget
that in asking you to represent us in London,
it is not our desire to inflict upon you any
really active work. We simply desire you to
live in an atmosphere that, to one of your
tastes, is necessarily broadening, and if you
find it advisable to pursue intellectual breadth<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_11" id="Page_11"></SPAN></span>
across the continent of Europe to the uttermost
parts of the earth, you will find that the
firm stands ready to furnish you with material
assistance, and to remove all obstacles from
your path."</p>
<p>"Thanks for your kindness, Mr. Hicks," said
Hopkins. "I shall endeavour to prove myself
worthy of it."</p>
<p>"I have no doubt of it, my boy," rejoined
Mr. Hicks, rising. "And, in parting with you,
let me impress upon you the importance, both
to you and to ourselves in the present stage
of your legal development, of the maxim,
that to a young lawyer not sure of his law,
and devoid of experience, there is nothing
quite so dangerous as a client. Avoid
clients, Hoppy, as you would dangerous explosives.
Many a young lawyer has seemed
great until fate has thrown a client athwart his
path."</p>
<p>With these words, designed quite as much
for the protection of the firm, as for the edification
of that concern's new head, Mr. Hicks
withdrew, and Hopkins turned his attention to
preparations for <ins title="Transcriber's Note: original reads 'depature'">departure</ins>; paying his bills,
laying in a stock of cigars, and instructing his
valet as to the disposition of his lares and
penates. Four weeks later he sailed for
London, arriving there in good shape early in<span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_12" id="Page_12"></SPAN></span>
June, ready for all the delights of the season,
then at its height.</p>
<p>It was not until Hopkins had been four days
at sea, that the firm of Toppleton, Morley,
Harkins, Perkins, Mawson, Bronson, Smithers,
and Hicks learned that the new partner had
presided at a Coney Island banquet, given by
himself to the office-boys, clerks, book-keepers,
and stenographers of the firm, on the Saturday
half-holiday previous to his departure. It is
doubtful if this appalling fact would have come
to light even then, had not Mr. Mawson, in
endeavouring to discharge one of the office-boys
for insubordination, been informed by the delinquent
that he defied him; the senior member
of the firm, the departed Hoppy, having
promised to retain the youth in his employ at
increased wages, until he was old enough to
go to London, and assist him in looking after
the interests of his clients abroad. An investigation,
which followed, showed that Hopkins
had celebrated his departure in the manner
indicated, and also divulged the interesting
fact that the running expenses of the office,
according to the new partner's promises, were
immediately to be increased at least twenty-five
per cent. per annum in salaries.</p>
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