<p class="h2"><SPAN name="XLV" id="XLV"></SPAN>XLV.</p>
<p class="h2a">DAISY AND DEMI.</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="smcap">I cannot</span> feel that I have done my duty as humble historian of the
March family, without devoting at least one chapter to the two most
precious and important members of it. Daisy and Demi had now
arrived at years of discretion; for in this fast age babies of three or
four assert their rights, and get them, too, which is more than many
of their elders do. If there ever were a pair of twins in danger of
being utterly spoilt by adoration, it was these prattling Brookes. Of
course they were the most remarkable children ever born, as will be
shown when I mention that they walked at eight months, talked fluently
at twelve months, and at two years they took their places at
table, and behaved with a propriety which charmed all beholders.
At three, Daisy demanded a "needler," and actually made a bag with
four stitches in it; she likewise set up housekeeping in the sideboard,
and managed a microscopic cooking-stove with a skill that brought
tears of pride to Hannah's eyes, while Demi learned his letters with
his grandfather, who invented a new mode of teaching the alphabet
by forming the letters with his arms and legs, thus uniting gymnastics
for head and heels. The boy early developed a mechanical genius
which delighted his father and distracted his mother, for he tried to
imitate every machine he saw, and kept the nursery in a chaotic condition,
with his "sewin-sheen,"—a mysterious structure of string,
chairs, clothes-pins, and spools, for wheels to go "wound and wound;"
also a basket hung over the back of a big chair, in which he vainly
tried to hoist his too confiding sister, who, with feminine devotion, allowed
her little head to be bumped till rescued, when the young
inventor indignantly remarked, "Why, marmar, dat's my lellywaiter,
and me's trying to pull her up."</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum">[Pg 551]</span>
Though utterly unlike in character, the twins got on remarkably
well together, and seldom quarrelled more than thrice a day. Of
course, Demi tyrannized over Daisy, and gallantly defended her from
every other aggressor; while Daisy made a galley-slave of herself, and
adored her brother as the one perfect being in the world. A rosy,
chubby, sunshiny little soul was Daisy, who found her way to everybody's
heart, and nestled there. One of the captivating children,
who seem made to be kissed and cuddled, adorned and adored like
little goddesses, and produced for general approval on all festive occasions.
Her small virtues were so sweet that she would have been
quite angelic if a few small naughtinesses had not kept her delightfully
human. It was all fair weather in her world, and every morning she
scrambled up to the window
in her little night-gown to
look out, and say, no matter
whether it rained or shone,
"Oh, pitty day, oh, pitty
day!" Every one was a
friend, and she offered kisses
to a stranger so confidingly
that the most inveterate bachelor
relented, and baby-lovers
became faithful worshippers.</p>
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<p class="indent">"Me loves evvybody," she
once said, opening her arms,
with her spoon in one hand,
and her mug in the other,
as if eager to embrace and
nourish the whole world.</p>
<p class="indent">As she grew, her mother
began to feel that the Dovecote
would be blest by the presence of an inmate as serene and loving
as that which had helped to make the old house home, and to pray
that she might be spared a loss like that which had lately taught
them
how long they had entertained an angel unawares. Her grandfather
often called her "Beth," and her grandmother watched over her with
<span class="pagenum">[Pg 552]</span>
untiring devotion, as if trying to atone for some past mistake, which
no eye but her own could see.</p>
<p class="indent">Demi, like a true Yankee, was of an inquiring turn, wanting to
know everything, and often getting much disturbed because he could
not get satisfactory answers to his perpetual "What for?"</p>
<p class="indent">He also possessed a philosophic bent, to the great delight of his
grandfather, who used to hold Socratic conversations with him, in
which the precocious pupil occasionally posed his teacher, to the undisguised
satisfaction of the womenfolk.</p>
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<p class="indent">"What makes my legs go, dranpa?" asked the young philosopher,
surveying those active portions of his frame with a meditative air, while
resting after a go-to-bed frolic one night.</p>
<p class="indent">"It's your little mind, Demi," replied the sage, stroking the yellow
head respectfully.</p>
<p class="indent">"What is a little mine?"</p>
<p class="indent">"It is something which makes your body move, as the spring made
the wheels go in my watch when I showed it to you."</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum">[Pg 553]</span>
"Open me; I want to see it go wound."</p>
<p class="indent">"I can't do that any more than you could open the watch. God
winds you up, and you go till He stops you."</p>
<p class="indent">"Does I?" and Demi's brown eyes grew big and bright as he took
in the new thought. "Is I wounded up like the watch?"</p>
<p class="indent">"Yes; but I can't show you how; for it is done when we don't
see."</p>
<p class="indent">Demi felt of his back, as if expecting to find it like that of the
watch, and then gravely remarked,—</p>
<p class="indent">"I dess Dod does it when I's asleep."</p>
<p class="indent">A careful explanation followed, to which he listened so attentively
that his anxious grandmother said,—</p>
<p class="indent">"My dear, do you think it wise to talk about such things to that
baby? He's getting great bumps over his eyes, and learning to ask
the most unanswerable questions."</p>
<p class="indent">"If he is old enough to ask the questions he is old enough to
receive true answers. I am not putting the thoughts into his head,
but helping him unfold those already there. These children are wiser
than we are, and I have no doubt the boy understands every word
I have said to him. Now, Demi, tell me where you keep your
mind?"</p>
<p class="indent">If the boy had replied like Alcibiades, "By the gods, Socrates, I
cannot tell," his grandfather would not have been surprised; but when,
after standing a moment on one leg, like a meditative young stork,
he answered, in a tone of calm conviction, "In my little belly," the old
gentleman could only join in grandma's laugh, and dismiss the class
in metaphysics.</p>
<p class="indent">There might have been cause for maternal anxiety, if Demi had not
given convincing proofs that he was a true boy, as well as a budding
philosopher; for, often, after a discussion which caused Hannah to
prophesy, with ominous nods, "That child ain't long for this world,"
he would turn about and set her fears at rest by some of the pranks
with which dear, dirty, naughty little rascals distract and delight their
parents' souls.</p>
<p class="indent">Meg made many moral rules, and tried to keep them; but what
mother was ever proof against the winning wiles, the ingenious evasions,
<span class="pagenum">[Pg 554]</span>
or the tranquil audacity of the miniature men and women who so early
show themselves accomplished Artful Dodgers?</p>
<p class="indent">"No more raisins, Demi, they'll make you sick," says mamma to the
young person who offers his services in the kitchen with unfailing
regularity on plum-pudding day.</p>
<p class="indent">"Me likes to be sick."</p>
<p class="indent">"I don't want to have you, so run away and help Daisy make
patty-cakes."</p>
<p class="indent">He reluctantly departs, but his wrongs weigh upon his spirit; and,
by and by, when an opportunity comes to redress them, he outwits
mamma by a shrewd bargain.</p>
<p class="indent">"Now you have been good children, and I'll play anything you
like," says Meg, as she leads her assistant cooks upstairs, when the
pudding is safely bouncing in the pot.</p>
<p class="indent">"Truly, marmar?" asks Demi, with a brilliant idea in his well-powdered
head.</p>
<p class="indent">"Yes, truly; anything you say," replies the short-sighted parent,
preparing herself to sing "The Three Little Kittens" half a dozen
times over, or to take her family to "Buy a penny bun," regardless of
wind or limb. But Demi corners her by the cool reply,—</p>
<p class="indent">"Then we'll go and eat up all the raisins."</p>
<p class="indent">Aunt Dodo was chief playmate and <i>confidante</i> of both children,
and the trio turned the little house topsy-turvy. Aunt Amy was as yet
only a name to them, Aunt Beth soon faded into a pleasantly vague
memory, but Aunt Dodo was a living reality, and they made the most
of her, for which compliment she was deeply grateful. But when Mr.
Bhaer came, Jo neglected her playfellows, and dismay and desolation
fell upon their little souls. Daisy, who was fond of going about peddling
kisses, lost her best customer and became bankrupt; Demi, with infantile
penetration, soon discovered that Dodo liked to play with "the
bear-man" better than she did with him; but, though hurt, he concealed
his anguish, for he hadn't the heart to insult a rival who kept a
mine of chocolate-drops in his waistcoat-pocket, and a watch that could
be taken out of its case and freely shaken by ardent admirers.</p>
<p class="indent">Some persons might have considered these pleasing liberties as
bribes; but Demi didn't see it in that light, and continued to patronize
<span class="pagenum">[Pg 555]</span>
the "bear-man" with pensive affability, while Daisy bestowed her
small affections upon him at the third call, and considered his shoulder
her throne, his arm her refuge, his gifts treasures of surpassing worth.</p>
<p class="indent">Gentlemen are sometimes seized with sudden fits of admiration for
the young relatives of ladies whom they honor with their regard; but
this counterfeit philoprogenitiveness sits uneasily upon them, and does
not deceive anybody a particle. Mr. Bhaer's devotion was sincere,
however likewise effective,—for honesty is the best policy in love as
in law; he was one of the men who are at home with children, and
looked particularly well when little faces made a pleasant contrast
with his manly one. His business, whatever it was, detained him from
day to day, but evening seldom failed to bring him out to see—well,
he always asked for Mr. March, so I suppose <i>he</i> was the attraction.
The excellent papa labored under the delusion that he was, and revelled
in long discussions with the kindred spirit, till a chance remark
of his more observing grandson suddenly enlightened him.</p>
<p class="indent">Mr. Bhaer came in one evening to pause on the threshold of the
study, astonished by the spectacle that met his eye. Prone upon the
floor lay Mr. March, with his respectable legs in the air, and beside
him, likewise prone, was Demi, trying to imitate the attitude with his
own short, scarlet-stockinged legs, both grovellers so seriously absorbed
that they were unconscious of spectators, till Mr. Bhaer laughed his
sonorous laugh, and Jo cried out, with a scandalized face,—</p>
<p class="indent">"Father, father, here's the Professor!"</p>
<p class="indent">Down went the black legs and up came the gray head, as the preceptor
said, with undisturbed dignity,—</p>
<p class="indent">"Good evening, Mr. Bhaer. Excuse me for a moment; we are
just finishing our lesson. Now, Demi, make the letter and tell its
name."</p>
<p class="indent">"I knows him!" and, after a few convulsive efforts, the red legs
took the shape of a pair of compasses, and the intelligent pupil triumphantly
shouted, "It's a We, dranpa, it's a We!"</p>
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<p class="indent">"He's a born Weller," laughed Jo, as her parent gathered himself
up, and her nephew tried to stand on his head, as the only mode of
expressing his satisfaction that school was over.</p>
<p class="indent">"What have you been at to-day, b�bchen?" asked Mr. Bhaer,
picking up the gymnast.</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum">[Pg 556]</span>
"Me went to see little Mary."</p>
<p class="indent">"And what did you there?"</p>
<p class="indent">"I kissed her," began Demi, with artless frankness.</p>
<p class="indent">"Prut! thou beginnest early. What did the little Mary say to
that?" asked Mr. Bhaer, continuing to confess the young sinner, who
stood upon his knee, exploring the waistcoat-pocket.</p>
<p class="indent">"Oh, she liked it, and she kissed me, and I liked it. <i>Don't</i> little
boys like little girls?" added Demi, with his mouth full, and an air of
bland satisfaction.</p>
<p class="indent">"You precocious chick! Who put that into your head?" said Jo,
enjoying the innocent revelations as much as the Professor.</p>
<p class="indent">"'Tisn't in mine head; it's in mine mouf," answered literal Demi,
putting out his tongue, with a chocolate-drop on it, thinking she
alluded to confectionery, not ideas.</p>
<p class="indent">"Thou shouldst save some for the little friend: sweets to the sweet,
mannling;" and Mr. Bhaer offered Jo some, with a look that made
her wonder if chocolate was not the nectar drunk by the gods. Demi
also saw the smile, was impressed by it, and artlessly inquired,—
"Do great boys like great girls, too, 'Fessor?"</p>
<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum">[Pg 557]</span>
Like young Washington, Mr. Bhaer "couldn't tell a lie;" so he gave
the somewhat vague reply that he believed they did sometimes, in a
tone that made Mr. March put down his clothes-brush, glance at Jo's
retiring face, and then sink into his chair, looking as if the "precocious
chick" had put an idea into <i>his</i> head that was both sweet and sour.</p>
<p class="indent">Why Dodo, when she caught him in the china-closet half an hour
afterward, nearly squeezed the breath out of his little body with a tender
embrace, instead of shaking him for being there, and why she followed
up this novel performance by the unexpected gift of a big slice
of bread and jelly, remained one of the problems over which Demi
puzzled his small wits, and was forced to leave unsolved forever.</p>
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<p class="indent"><span class="pagenum">[Pg 558]</span></p>
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