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<h3> CHAPTER VIII </h3>
<h4>
AN INVERTED JOKE
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<p>"Dorothy! Dorothy!" called Tavia. "Come here just a minute. I want
to speak to you."</p>
<p>"Won't you come in?" asked Dorothy, making her way to the side porch.</p>
<p>"No, I can't, really. But I couldn't wait to tell you. I know what
the Green Violet meant by her mean remarks. And it's too killing. I
am just dead laughing over it."</p>
<p>"I'm glad it's funny," said Dorothy.</p>
<p>"The funniest ever," continued Tavia. "You know when we got out of the
wagon Miss Green was standing a little way off from Alice. That dude,
Tom Burbank, was with her (they say she always manages to get a beau),
and she was watching us alight—you know how she can watch: like a cat.
Well, Tom asked Nat what was the matter, and if he had been speeding.
Everybody seemed to know we had gone off in the auto, for which
blessing I am duly grateful. I don't often get a ride—"</p>
<p>"Tavia, will you tell me the story?" asked Dorothy with some impatience.</p>
<p>"Coming to it! Coming to it, my dear, but I never knew you to be so
keen on a common, everyday story before," answered Tavia, with
provoking delay.</p>
<p>"The remarks?"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, as I was saying, Tom asked Nat were we speeding. And Nat
said no. Then, looking down at his farmer clothes, he added: 'Not
speeding, just melons.' And the dude believed him,—the goose! Then
Viola took it all in and she too thinks we were arrested for stealing
muskmelons."</p>
<p>The idea seemed so absurd to Tavia that she went off into a new set of
laughs, knotted together with groans—she had laughed so long that the
process became actually painful.</p>
<p>"Who told you?" asked Dorothy, as soon as Tavia had quieted herself
sufficiently to hear anything.</p>
<p>"May Egner. She stood by and heard the whole thing. But you must not
mention it to Alice," cautioned Tavia, "for she didn't hear it, and I
just want the Green Violet to think it is true, every word. It's a
positive charity to give that girl something definitely mean to think
about. I can see her mental picture of you and Nat and myself standing
in a police court pleading 'Guilty' to being caught in a melon patch.
Wish we had thought of it: there were plenty along that road, and I
have not tasted a fresh muskmelon since I stole the last one from the
old Garrabrant place. Ummm! but that was good!"</p>
<p>"Well, I am glad it is no worse," remarked Dorothy. "I had a suspicion
she was trying to insinuate something like that. And the idea of her
not believing that Nat was my cousin!"</p>
<p>"Oh, yes, and that was more of it," went on Tavia. "Tom asked Nat if I
was his cousin and he said yes. Wasn't Nat funny to tease so? But who
could blame him? I wish I had a chance to get my say in, I would have
given Greenie a story! Not only melons, but a whole farm for mine!"</p>
<p>"Lucky you were otherwise engaged then. I noticed you had your hands
full answering the questions of that crowd of small boys," remarked
Dorothy, smiling at the remembrance of Tavia's struggle with the
curious ones.</p>
<p>"But, Doro, are you really going away?" and Tavia's voice assumed a
very different tone—it was mournful indeed.</p>
<p>"Yes, I think it is quite decided. I would not mind it so much if you
were coming."</p>
<p>"Me? Poor me! No boarding school for my share. They do not run in
our family," and she sighed.</p>
<p>"But perhaps your fairy godmother might help you," went on Dorothy.
"She has granted your wishes before."</p>
<p>"Yes, and I promised her that time I would never trouble her again.
There is a limit, you know, even to fairy godmothers."</p>
<p>At that moment Mrs. White appeared on the porch.</p>
<p>"What was that I heard about godmothers?" she asked. "You know,
Dorothy, I hold that sacred position towards you, and you must not let
any one malign the title," she said, laughingly.</p>
<p>"Oh, this was the fairy kind," replied Dorothy. "Tavia was just saying
she had promised to let hers off without further requests after the
last was granted."</p>
<p>"When Doro goes away to school," interrupted Tavia, "I shall either
become a nun or—"</p>
<p>"Go with her! How would that do?" asked Mrs. White, convinced that the
parting of Dorothy and Tavia would mean a direct loss for both.</p>
<p>"If I worked this year and earned the money to go next? Or do they
consider the wage-earning class debarred from boarding school society?"
asked Tavia.</p>
<p>Again the sentiment Tavia had expressed to Dorothy: the difference in
the classes. This was becoming a habit to Tavia, the habit of almost
sneering at those who appeared better off than herself. And yet, as
Mrs. White scrutinized her, she felt it was not a sentiment in any way
allied to jealousy, but rather regret, or the sense of loss that the
lot of Tavia Travers had been cast in a different mold to that of
Dorothy Dale. It had to do entirely with Tavia's love for Dorothy.</p>
<p>"Now, my dear," began Mrs. White, addressing Tavia, "you really must
not speak that way. You know there is a class of people, too prominent
nowadays, who believe that the rights of others should be their rights.
That there should be no distinction in the ownership of property—"</p>
<p>"Gloriotious!" exclaimed Tavia. "Do you suppose they would let me in
their club?"</p>
<p>"I'll tell you, girls," said Mrs. White. "Squire Travers is going to
call here this evening by appointment. And if you are both very, very
good little girls, perhaps I will have some very important news to give
you in the morning."</p>
<p>At this both Tavia and Dorothy "took steps," Tavia doing some original
dance while Dorothy was content to join in the swing that her partner
so violently insisted upon taking at every turn.</p>
<p>Mrs. White laughed merrily at seeing the girls dance there in the
honeysuckle-lined porch, and she was now more positive than ever that
their companionship should not be broken.</p>
<p>"All hands around!" called Tavia, at which invitation the stately
society lady could not refrain from joining in the dance herself, and
she went around and around until it was Dorothy who first had to give
in and beg to be let out of the ring.</p>
<p>"Oh!" sighed Mrs. White, quite exhausted, "that is the best real dance
I have had in years—quite like our dear old German."</p>
<p>"They call it the Virginia Reel in Dalton," said Tavia, not meaning to
deprecate the value of the society dance mentioned.</p>
<p>"Yes, and that is the correct name, too," agreed Mrs. White, "for
almost all the good figures of the German were taken from the old time
country dance. But I am warm! I must go in at once or I may check
this perspiration too quickly. Dorothy, don't walk too far with
Tavia," she remarked, as both girls prepared to leave the porch, "I
have some little things to talk over before tea."</p>
<p>"Only to the turn," replied Dorothy, with her arm wound lovingly around
Tavia, "I just want to finish about something very important."</p>
<p>"She must go with Dorothy," said Mrs. White to herself, watching the
two girls make their way through the soft autumn twilight.</p>
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