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<h2> XIV: The Replacers </h2>
<p>She had been strange, perceptibly strange, had Eliza La Heu; that was the
most which I could make out of it. I had angered her in some manner wholly
beyond my intention or understanding and not all at one fixed point in our
talk; her irritation had come out and gone in again in spots all along the
colloquy, and it had been a displeasure wholly apart from that indignation
which had flashed up in her over the negro question. This, indeed, I
understood well enough, and admired her for, and admired still more her
gallant control of it; as for the other, I gave it up.</p>
<p>A sense of guilt—a very slight one, to be sure—dispersed my
speculations when I was preparing for dinner, and Aunt Carola’s
postscript, open upon my writing-table, reminded me that I had never asked
Miss La Heu about the Bombos. Well, the Bombos could keep! And I descended
to dinner a little late (as too often) to feel instantly in the air that
they had been talking about me. I doubt if any company in the world, from
the Greeks down through Machiavelli to the present moment, has ever been
of a subtlety adequate to conceal from an observant person entering a room
the fact that he has been the subject of their conversation. This company,
at any rate, did not conceal it from me. Not even when the upcountry bride
astutely greeted me with:—</p>
<p>“Why, we were just speaking of you! We were lust saying it would be a
perfect shame if you missed those flowers at Live Oaks.” And, at this,
various of the guests assured me that another storm would finish them;
upon which I assured every one that to-morrow should see me embark upon
the Live Oaks excursion boat, knowing quite well in my heart that some
decidedly different question concerning me had been hastily dropped upon
my appearance at the door. It poked up its little concealed head, did this
question, when the bride said later to me, with immense archness:—</p>
<p>“How any gentleman can help falling just daid in love with that lovely
young girl at the Exchange, I don’t see!”</p>
<p>“But I haven’t helped it!” I immediately exclaimed.</p>
<p>“Oh!” declared the bride with unerring perception, “that just shows he
hasn’t been smitten at all! Well, I’d be ashamed, if I was a single
gentleman.” And while I brought forth additional phrases concerning the
distracted state of my heart, she looked at me with large, limpid eyes.
“Anybody could tell you’re not afraid of a rival,” was her resulting
comment; upon which several of the et ceteras laughed more than seemed to
me appropriate.</p>
<p>I left them all free again to say what they pleased; for John Mayrant
called for me to go upon our walk while we were still seated at table, and
at table they remained after I had excused myself.</p>
<p>The bruise over John’s left eye was fading out, but traces of his
spiritual battle were deepening. During the visit which he had paid (under
compulsion, I am sure) to Juno at our boarding-house in company with Miss
Josephine St. Michael, his recent financial triumph at the bedside had
filled his face with diabolic elation as he confronted his victim’s
enraged but checkmated aunt; when to the thinly veiled venom of her
inquiry as to a bridegroom’s health he had retorted with venom as thinly
veiled that he was feeling better that night than for many weeks, he had
looked better, too; the ladies had exclaimed after his departure what a
handsome young man he was, and Juno had remarked how fervently she trusted
that marriage might cure him of his deplorable tendencies. But to-day his
vitality had sagged off beneath the weight of his preoccupation: it looked
to me as if, by a day or two more, the boy’s face might be grown haggard.</p>
<p>Whether by intention, or, as is more likely, by the perfectly natural and
spontaneous working of his nature, he speedily made it plain to me that
our relation, our acquaintance, had progressed to a stage more friendly
and confidential. He did not reveal this by imparting any confidence to
me; far from it; it was his silence that indicated the ease he had come to
feel in my company. Upon our last memorable interview he had embarked at
once upon a hasty yet evidently predetermined course of talk, because he
feared that I might touch upon subjects which he wished excluded from all
discussion between us; to-day he embarked upon nothing, made no
conventional effort of any sort, but walked beside me, content with my
mere society; if it should happen that either of us found a thought worth
expressing aloud, good! and if this should not happen, why, good also! And
so we walked mutely and agreeably together for a long while. The thought
which was growing clear in my mind, and which was decidedly worthy of
expression, was also unluckily one which his new reliance upon my
discretion completely forbade my uttering in even the most shadowy manner;
but it was a conviction which Miss Josephine St. Michael should have been
quick to force upon him for his good. Quite apart from selfish reasons, he
had no right to marry a girl whom he had ceased to care for. The code
which held a “gentleman” to his plighted troth in such a case did more
injury to the “lady” than any “jilting” could possibly do. Never until now
had I thought this out so lucidly, and I was determined that time and my
own tact should assuredly help me find a way to say it to him, if he
continued in his present course.</p>
<p>“Daddy Ben says you can’t be a real Northerner.”</p>
<p>This was his first observation, and I think that we must have walked a
mile before he made it.</p>
<p>“Because I pounded a negro? Of course, he retains your Southern
ante-bellum mythical notion of Northerners—all of us willing to have
them marry our sisters. Well, there’s a lady at our boarding-house who
says you are a real gambler.”</p>
<p>The impish look came curling round his lips, but for a moment only, and it
was gone.</p>
<p>“That shook Daddy Ben up a good deal.”</p>
<p>“Having his grandson do it, do you mean?”</p>
<p>“Oh, he’s used to his grandson! Grandsons in that race might just as well
be dogs for all they know or care about their progenitors. Yet Daddy Ben
spent his savings on educating Charles Cotesworth and two more—but
not one of them will give the old man a house to-day. If ever I have a
home—” John stopped himself, and our silence was no longer easy; our
unspoken thoughts looked out of our eyes so that they could not meet. Yet
no one, unless directly invited by him, had the right to say to hint what
I was thinking, except some near relative. Therefore, to relieve this
silence which had ceased to be agreeable, I talked about Daddy Ben and his
grandsons, and negro voting, and the huge lie of “equality” which our lips
vociferate and our lives daily disprove. This took us comfortably away
from weddings and cakes into the subject of lynching, my violent
condemnation of which surprised him; for our discussion had led us over a
wide field, and one fertile in well-known disputes of the evergreen sort,
conducted by the North mostly with more theory than experience, and by the
South mostly with more heat than light; whereas, between John and me, I
may say that our amiability was surpassed only by our intelligence! Each
allowed for the other’s standpoint, and both met in many views: he would
have voted against the last national Democratic ticket but for the
Republican upholding of negro equality, while I assured him that such
stupid and criminal upholding was on the wane. He informed me that he did
not believe the pure blooded African would ever be capable of taking the
intellectual side of the white man’s civilization, and I informed him that
we must patiently face this probability, and teach the African whatever he
could profitably learn and no more; and each of us agreed with the other.
I think that we were at one, save for the fact that I was, after all, a
Northerner—and that is a blemish which nobody in Kings Port can
quite get over. John, therefore, was unprepared for my wholesale
denunciation of lynching.</p>
<p>“With your clear view of the negro,” he explained.</p>
<p>“My dear man, it’s my clear view of the white! It’s the white, the
American citizen, the ‘hope of humanity,’ as he enjoys being called, who,
after our English-speaking race has abolished public executions,
degenerates back to the Stone Age. It’s upon him that lynching works the
true injury.”</p>
<p>“They’re nothing but animals,” he muttered.</p>
<p>“Would you treat an animal in that way?” I inquired.</p>
<p>He persisted. “You’d do it yourself if you had to suffer from them.”</p>
<p>“Very probably. Is that an answer? What I’d never do would be to make a
show, an entertainment, a circus, out of it, run excursion trains to see
it—come, should you like your sister to buy tickets for a lynching?”</p>
<p>This brought him up rather short. “I should never take part myself,” he
presently stated, “unless it were immediate personal vengeance.”</p>
<p>“Few brothers or husbands would blame you,” I returned. “It would be hard
to wait for the law. But let no community which treats it as a public
spectacle presume to call itself civilized.”</p>
<p>He gave a perplexed smile, shaking his head over it. “Sometimes I think
civilization costs—”</p>
<p>“Civilization costs all you’ve got!” I cried.</p>
<p>“More than I’ve got!” he declared. “I’m mortal tired of civilization.”</p>
<p>“Ah, yes! What male creature is not? And neither of us will live quite
long enough to see the smash-up of our own.”</p>
<p>“Aren’t you sometimes inconsistent?” he inquired, laughing.</p>
<p>“I hope so,” I returned. “Consistency is a form of death. The dead are the
only perfectly consistent people.”</p>
<p>“And sometimes you sound like a Socialist,” he pursued, still laughing.</p>
<p>“Never!” I shouted. “Don’t class me with those untrained puppies of
thought. And you’ll generally observe,” I added, “that the more nobly a
Socialist vaporizes about the rights of humanity, the more wives and
children he has abandoned penniless along the trail of his life.”</p>
<p>He was livelier than ever at this. “What date have you fixed for the
smash-up of our present civilization?”</p>
<p>“Why fix dates? Is it not diversion enough to watch, and step handsomely
through one’s own part, with always a good sleeve to laugh in?”</p>
<p>Pensiveness returned upon him. “I shall be able to step through my own
part, I think.” He paused, and I was wondering secretly, “Does that
include the wedding?” when he continued: “What’s there to laugh at?”</p>
<p>“Why, our imperishable selves! For instance: we swear by universal
suffrage. Well, sows’ ears are an invaluable thing in their place, on the
head of the animal; but send them to make your laws, and what happens?
Bribery, naturally. The silk purse buys the sow’s ear. We swear by
Christianity, but dishonesty is our present religion. That little phrase
‘In God We Trust’ is about as true as the silver dollar it’s stamped on—worth
some thirty-nine cents. We get awfully serious about whether or no good
can come of evil, when every sky-scraping thief of finance is helping
hospitals with one hand while the other’s in my pocket; and good and evil
attend each other, lead to each other, are such Siamese twins that if
separated they would both die. We make phrases about peace, pity, and
brotherhood, while every nation stands prepared for shipwreck and for the
sinking plank to which two are clinging and the stronger pushes the weaker
into the flood and thus floats safe. Why, the old apple of wisdom, which
Adam and Eve swallowed and thus lost their innocence, was a gentle nursery
drug compared with the new apple of competition, which, as soon as chewed,
instantly transforms the heart into a second brain. But why worry, when
nothing is final? Haven’t you and I, for instance, lamented the present
rottenness of smart society? Why, when kings by the name of George sat on
the throne of England, society was just as drunken, just as dissolute!
Then a decent queen came, and society behaved itself; and now, here we
come round again to the Georges, only with the name changed! There’s
nothing final. So, when things are as you don’t like them, remember that
and bear them; and when they’re as you do like them, remember it and make
the most of them—and keep a good sleeve handy!”</p>
<p>“Have you got any creed at all?” he demanded.</p>
<p>“Certainly; but I don’t live up to it.”</p>
<p>“That’s not expected. May I ask what it is?”</p>
<p>“It’s in Latin.”</p>
<p>“Well, I can probably bear it. Aunt Eliza had a classical tutor for me.”</p>
<p>I always relish a chance to recite my favorite poet, and I began
accordingly:—</p>
<p>“Laetus in praesens animus quod ultra est<br/>
Oderit curare et—”<br/></p>
<p>“I know that one!” he exclaimed, interrupting me. “The tutor made me put
it into English verse. I had the severest sort of a time. I ran away from
it twice to a deer-hunt.” And he, in his turn, recited:—</p>
<p>“Who hails each present hour with zest<br/>
Hates fretting what may be the rest,<br/>
Makes bitter sweet with lazy jest;<br/>
Naught is in every portion blest.”<br/></p>
<p>I complimented him, in spite of my slight annoyance at being deprived by
him of the chance to declaim Latin poetry, which is an exercise that I
approve and enjoy; but of course, to go on with it, after he had
intervened with his translation, would have been flat.</p>
<p>“You have written good English, and very close to the Latin, too,” I told
him, “particularly in the last line.” And I picked up from the bridge
which we were crossing, an oyster-shell, and sent it skimming over the
smooth water that stretched between the low shores, wide, blue, and
vacant.</p>
<p>“I suppose you wonder why we call this the ‘New Bridge,’” he remarked.</p>
<p>“I did wonder when I first came,” I replied.</p>
<p>He smiled. “You’re getting used to us!”</p>
<p>This long structure wore, in truth, no appearance of yesterday. It was
newer than the “New Bridge” which it had replaced some fifteen years ago,
and which for forty years had borne the same title. Spanning the broad
river upon a legion of piles, this wooden causeway lies low against the
face of the water, joining the town with a serene and pensive country of
pines and live oaks and level opens, where glimpses of cabin and
plantation serve to increase the silence and the soft, mysterious
loneliness. Into this the road from the bridge goes straight and among the
purple vagueness gently dissolves away.</p>
<p>We watched a slow, deep-laden boat sliding down toward the draw, across
which we made our way, and drew near the further end of the bridge. The
straight avenue of the road in front of us took my eyes down its quiet
vista, until they were fixed suddenly by an alien object, a growing dot,
accompanied by dust, whence came the small, distorted honks of an
automobile. These fat, importunate sounds redoubled as the machine rushed
toward the bridge, growing up to its full staring, brazen dimensions. Six
or seven figures sat in it, all of the same dusty, shrouded likeness,
their big glass eyes and their masked mouths suggesting some fabled,
unearthly race, a family of replete and bilious ogres; so that as they
flew honking by us I called out to John:—</p>
<p>“Behold the yellow rich!” and then remembered that his Hortense probably
sat among them.</p>
<p>The honks redoubled, and we turned to see that the drawbridge had no
thought of waiting for them. We also saw a bewildered curly white dog and
a young girl, who called despairingly to him as he disappeared beneath the
automobile. The engine of murder could not, as is usual, proceed upon its
way, honking, for the drawbridge was visibly swinging open to admit the
passage of the boat. When John and I had run back near enough to become
ourselves a part of the incident, the white dog lay still behind the
stationary automobile, whose passengers were craning their muffled necks
and glass eyes to see what they had done, while one of their number had
got out, and was stooping to examine if the machine had sustained any
injuries. The young girl, with a face of anguish, was calling the dog’s
name as she hastened toward him, and her voice aroused him: he lifted his
head, got on his legs, and walked over to her, which action on his part
brought from the automobile a penetrating female voice:—</p>
<p>“Well, he’s in better luck than that Savannah dog!”</p>
<p>But General was not in luck. He lay quietly down at the feet of his
mistress and we soon knew that life had passed from his faithful body. The
first stroke of grief, dealt her in such cruel and sudden form, overbore
the poor girl’s pride and reserve; she made no attempt to remember or heed
surroundings, but kneeling and placing her arms about the neck of her dead
servant, she spoke piteously aloud:—</p>
<p>“And I raised him, I raised him from a puppy!”</p>
<p>The female voice, at this, addressed the traveller who was examining the
automobile: “Charley, a five or a ten spot is what her feelings need.”</p>
<p>The obedient and munificent Charley straightened up from his stooping
among the mechanical entrails, dexterously produced money, and advanced
with the selected bill held out politely in his hand, while the glass eyes
and the masks peered down at the performance. Eliza La Heu had perceived
none of this, for she was intent upon General; nor had John Mayrant, who
had approached her with the purpose of coming to her aid. But when
Charley, quite at hand, began to speak words which were instantly
obliterated from my memory by what happened, the young girl realized his
intention and straightened stiffly, while John, with the rapidity of
light, snatched the extended bill from Charley’s hand, and tearing it in
four pieces, threw it in his face.</p>
<p>A foreign voice cackled from the automobile: “Oh la la! il a du panache!”</p>
<p>But Charley now disclosed himself to be a true man of the world—the
financial world—by picking the pieces out of the mud; and, while he
wiped them and enclosed them in his handkerchief and with perfect dignity
returned them to his pocket, he remarked simply, with a shrug: “As you
please.” His accent also was ever so little foreign—that New York
downtown foreign, of the second generation, which stamps so, many of our
bankers.</p>
<p>The female now leaned from her seat, and with the tone of setting the
whole thing right, explained: “We had no idea it was a lady.”</p>
<p>“Doubtless you’re not accustomed to their appearance,” said John to
Charley.</p>
<p>I don’t know what Charley would have done about this; for while the
completely foreign voice was delightedly whispering, “Toujours le
panache!” a new, deep, and altogether different female voice exclaimed:—</p>
<p>“Why, John, it’s you!”</p>
<p>So that was Hortense, then! That rich and quiet utterance was hers, a
schooled and studied management of speech. I found myself surprised, and I
knew directly why; that word of one of the old ladles, “I consider that
she looks like a steel wasp,” had implanted in me some definite
anticipations to which the voice certainly did not correspond. How
fervently I desired that she would lift her thick veil, while John, with
hat in hand, was greeting her, and being presented to her companions! Why
she had not spoken to John sooner was of course a recondite question, and
beyond my power to determine with merely the given situation to guide me.
Hadn’t she recognized him before? Had her thick veil, and his position,
and the general slight flurry of the misadventure, intercepted recognition
until she heard his voice when he addressed Charley. Or had she known her
lover at once, and rapidly decided that the moment was an unpropitious one
for a first meeting after absence, and that she would pass on to Kings
Port unrevealed, but then had found this plan become impossible through
the collision between Charley and John? It was not until certain incidents
of the days following brought Miss Rieppe’s nature a good deal further
home to me, that a third interpretation of her delay in speaking to John
dawned upon my mind; that I was also made aware how a woman’s
understanding of the words “Steel wasp,” when applied by her to one of her
own sex, may differ widely from a man’s understanding of them; and that
Miss Rieppe, through her thick veil, saw from her seat in the automobile
something which my own unencumbered vision had by no means detected.</p>
<p>But now, here on the bridge, even her outward appearance was as shrouded
as her inward qualities—save such as might be audible in that voice,
as her skilful, well-placed speeches to one and the other of the company
tided over and carried off into ease this uneasy moment. All men, at such
a voice, have pricked up their ears since the beginning; there was much
woman in it; each slow, schooled syllable called its challenge to questing
man. But I got no chance to look in the eye that went with that voice; she
took all the advantages which her veil gave her; and how well she used
them I was to learn later.</p>
<p>In the general smoothing-out process which she was so capably effecting,
her attention was about to reach me, when my name was suddenly called out
from behind her. It was Beverly Rodgers, that accomplished and inveterate
bachelor of fashion. Ten years before, when I had seen much of him, he had
been more particular in his company, frequently declaring in his genial,
irresponsible way that New York society was going to the devil. But many
tempting dances on the land, and cruises on the water, had taken him deep
among our lower classes that have boiled up from the bottom with their
millions—and besides, there would be nothing to marvel at in
Beverly’s presence in any company that should include Hortense Rieppe, if
she carried out the promise of her voice.</p>
<p>Beverly was his customary, charming, effusive self, coming out of the
automobile to me with his “By Jove, old man,” and his “Who’d have thought
it, old fellow?” and sprinkling urbane little drops of jocosity over us
collectively, as the garden water-turning apparatus sprinkles a lawn. His
knowing me, and the way he brought it out, and even the tumbling into the
road of a few wraps and chattels of travel as he descended from the
automobile, and the necessity of picking these up and handing them back
with delightful little jocular apologies, such as, “By Jove, what a lout I
am,” all this helped the meeting on prodigiously, and got us gratefully
away from the disconcerting incident of the torn money. Charley was
helpful, too; you would never have supposed from the polite small-talk
which he was now offering to John Mayrant that he had within some three
minutes received the equivalent of a slap across the eyes from that youth,
and carried the soiled consequences in his pocket. And such a thing is it
to be a true man of the world of finance, that upon the arrival now of a
second automobile, also his property, and containing a set of maids and
valets, and also some live dogs sitting up, covered with glass eyes and
wrappings like their owners, munificent Charley at once offered the dead
dog and his mistress a place in it, and begged she would let it take her
wherever she wished to go. Everybody exclaimed copiously and condolingly
over the unfortunate occurrence. What a fine animal he was, to be sure!
What breed was he? Of course, he wasn’t used to automobiles! Was it quite
certain that he was dead? Quel dommage! And Charley would be so happy to
replace him.</p>
<p>And how was Eliza La Heu bearing herself amid these murmurously chattered
infelicities? She was listening with composure to the murmurs of Hortense
Rieppe, more felicitous, no doubt. Miss Rieppe, through her veil, was
particularly devoting herself to Miss La Lieu. I could not hear what she
said; the little chorus of condolence and suggestion intercepted all save
her tone, and that, indeed, coherently sustained its measured cadence
through the texture of fragments uttered by Charley and the others. Eliza
La Heu had now got herself altogether in hand, and, saving her pale
cheeks, no sign betrayed that the young girl’s feelings had been so
recently too strong for her. To these strangers, ignorant of her usual
manner, her present strange quietness may very well have been accepted as
her habit.</p>
<p>“Thank you,” she replied to munificent Charley’s offer that she would use
his second automobile. She managed to make her polite words cut like a
scythe. “I should crowd it.”</p>
<p>“But they shall get out and walk; it will be good for them,” said Charley,
indicating the valets and maids, and possibly the dogs, too.</p>
<p>Beverly Rodgers did much better than Charley. With a charming gesture and
bow, he offered his own seat in the first automobile. “I am going to walk
in any case,” he assured her.</p>
<p>“One gentleman among them,” I heard John Mayrant mutter behind me.</p>
<p>Miss La Heu declined, the chorus urged, but Beverly (who was indeed a
gentleman, every inch of him) shook his head imperceptibly at Charley; and
while the little exclamations—“Do come! So much more comfortable! So
nice to see more of you!”—dropped away, Miss La Heu had settled her
problem quite simply for herself. A little procession of vehicles,
townward bound, had gathered on the bridge, waiting until the closing of
the draw should allow them to continue upon their way. From these most of
the occupants had descended, and were staring with avidity at us all; the
great glass eyes and the great refulgent cars held them in timidity and
fascination, and the poor lifeless white body of General, stretched beside
the way, heightened the hypnotic mystery; one or two of the boldest had
touched him, and found no outward injury upon him; and this had sent their
eyes back to the automobile with increased awe. Eliza La Heu summoned one
of the onlookers, an old negro; at some word she said to him he hurried
back and returned, leading his horse and empty cart, and General was
lifted into this. The girl took her seat beside the old driver.</p>
<p>“No,” she said to John Mayrant, “certainly not.”</p>
<p>I wondered at the needless severity with which she declined his offer to
accompany her and help her.</p>
<p>He stood by the wheel of the cart, looking up at her and protesting, and I
joined him.</p>
<p>“Thank you,” she returned, “I need no one. You will both oblige me by
saying no more about it.”</p>
<p>“John!” It was the slow, well-calculated utterance of Hortense Rieppe. Did
I hear in it the caressing note of love?</p>
<p>John turned.</p>
<p>The draw had swung to, the mast and sail of the vessel were separating
away from the bridge with a stealthy motion, men with iron bars were at
work fastening the draw secure, and horses’ hoofs knocked nervously upon
the wooden flooring as the internal churning of the automobiles burst upon
their innocent ears.</p>
<p>“John, if Mr. Rodgers is really not going with us—”</p>
<p>Thus Hortense; and at that Miss La Heu:—</p>
<p>“Why do you keep them waiting?” There was no caress in that note! It was
polished granite.</p>
<p>He looked up at her on her high seat by the extremely dilapidated negro,
and then he walked forward and took his place beside his veiled fiancee,
among the glass eyes. A hiss of sharp noise spurted from the automobiles,
horses danced, and then, smoothly, the two huge engines were gone with
their cargo of large, distorted shapes, leaving behind them—quite as
our present epoch will leave behind it—a trail of power, of
ingenuity, of ruthlessness, and a bad smell.</p>
<p>“Hold hard, old boy!” chuckled Beverly, to whom I communicated this
sentiment. “How do you know the stink of one generation does not become
the perfume of the next?” Beverly, when he troubled to put a thing at all
(which was seldom—for he kept his quite good brains well-nigh
perpetually turned out to grass—or rather to grass widows) always
put it well, and with a bracing vocabulary. “Hullo!” he now exclaimed, and
walked out into the middle of the roadway, where he picked up a parasol.
“Kitty will be in a jolly old stew. None of its expensive bones broken
however.” And then he hailed me by a name of our youth. “What are you
doing down here, you old sourbelly?”</p>
<p>“Watching you sun yourself on the fat cushions of the yellow rich.”</p>
<p>“Oh, shucks, old man, they’re not so yellow!”</p>
<p>“Charley strikes me as yellower than his own gold.”</p>
<p>“Charley’s not a bad little sort. Of course, he needs coaching a bit here
and there—just now, for instance, when he didn’t see that that girl
wouldn’t think of riding in the machine that had just killed her dog. By
Jove, give that girl a year in civilization and she’d do! Who was the
young fire-eater?”</p>
<p>“Fire-eater! He’s a lot more decent than you or I.”</p>
<p>“But that’s saying so little, dear boy!”</p>
<p>“Seriously, Beverly.”</p>
<p>“Oh, hang it with your ‘seriously’! Well, then, seriously, melodrama was
the correct ticket and all that in 1840, but we’ve outgrown it; it’s
devilish demode to chuck things in people’s faces.</p>
<p>“I’m not sorry John Mayrant did it!” I brought out his name with due
emphasis.</p>
<p>“All the same,” Beverly was beginning, when the automobile returned
rapidly upon us, and, guessing the cause of this, he waved the parasol.
Charley descended to get it—an unnecessary act, prompted, I suppose,
by the sudden relief of finding that it was not lost.</p>
<p>He made his thanks marked. “It is my sister’s,” he concluded, to me, by
way of explanation, in his slightly foreign accent. “It is not much, but
it has got some stones and things in the handle.”</p>
<p>We were favored with a bow from the veiled Hortense, shrill thanks from
Kitty, and the car, turning, again left us in a moment.</p>
<p>“You’ve got a Frenchman along,” I said.</p>
<p>“Little Gazza,” Beverly returned. “Italian; though from his morals you’d
never guess he wasn’t Parisian. Great people in Rome. Hereditary right to
do something in the presence of the Pope—or not to do it, I forget
which. Not a bit of a bad little sort, Gazza. He has just sold a lot of
old furniture—Renaissance—Lorenzo du Borgia—that sort of
jolly old truck—to Bohm, you know.”</p>
<p>I didn’t know.</p>
<p>“Oh, yes, you do, old boy. Harry Bohm, of Bohm & Cohn. Everybody knows
Bohm, and we’ll all be knowing Cohn by next year. Gazza has sold him a lot
of furniture, too. Bohm’s from Pittsfield, or South Lee, or East Canaan,
or West Stockbridge, or some of those other back-country cider presses
that squirt some of the hardest propositions into Wall Street. He’s just
back from buying a railroad, and four or five mines in Mexico. Bohm
represents Christianity in the firm. At Newport they call him the military
attache to Jerusalem. He’s the big chap that sat behind me in the car.
He’ll marry Kitty as soon as she can get her divorce. Bohm’s a jolly old
sort—and I tell you, you old sourbelly, you’re letting this Southern
moss grow over you a bit. Hey? What? Yellow rich isn’t half bad, and I’ll
say it myself, and pretend it’s mine; but hang it, old man, their children
won’t be worse than lemon-colored, and the grandchildren will be white!”</p>
<p>“Just in time,” I exclaimed, “to take a back seat with their evaporated
fortunes!”</p>
<p>Beverly chuckled. “Well, if they do evaporate, there will be new ones. Now
don’t walk along making Mayflower eyes at me. I’m no Puritan, and my
people have had a front seat since pretty early in the game, which I’m
holding on to, you know. And by Jove, old man, I tell you, if you wish to
hold on nowadays, you can’t be drawing lines! If you don’t want to see
yourself jolly well replaced, you must fall in with the replacers. Our
blooming old republic is merely the quickest process of endless replacing
yet discovered, and you take my tip, and back the replacers! That’s where
Miss Rieppe, for all her Kings Port traditions, shows sense.”</p>
<p>I turned square on him. “Then she has broken it?”</p>
<p>“Broken what?”</p>
<p>“Her engagement to John Mayrant. You mean to say that you didn’t—?”</p>
<p>“See here, old man. Seriously. The fire-eater?”</p>
<p>I was so very much bewildered that I merely stared at Beverly Rodgers. Of
course, I might have known that Miss Rieppe would not feel the need of
announcing to her rich Northern friends an engagement which she had fallen
into the habit of postponing.</p>
<p>But Beverly had a better right to be taken aback. “I suppose you must have
some reason for your remark,” he said.</p>
<p>“You don’t mean that you’re engaged to her?” I shot out.</p>
<p>“Me? With my poor little fifteen thousand a year? Consider, dear boy! Oh,
no, we’re merely playing at it, she and I. She’s a good player. But
Charley—”</p>
<p>“He is?” I shouted.</p>
<p>“I don’t know, old man, and I don’t think he knows—yet.”</p>
<p>“Beverly,” said I, “let me tell you.” And I told him.</p>
<p>After he had got himself adjusted to the novelty of it he began to take it
with a series of thoughtful chuckles.</p>
<p>Into these I dropped with: “Where’s her father, anyhow?” I began to feel,
fantastically, that she mightn’t have a father.</p>
<p>“He stopped in Savannah,” Beverly answered. “He’s coming over by the
train. Kitty—Charley’s sister, Mrs. Bleecker—did the
chaperoning for us.</p>
<p>“Very expertly, I should guess,” I said.</p>
<p>“Perfectly; invisibly,” said Beverly. And he returned to his thoughts and
his chuckles.</p>
<p>“After all, it’s simple,” he presently remarked.</p>
<p>“Doesn’t that depend on what she’s here for?”</p>
<p>“Oh, to break it.”</p>
<p>“Why come for that?”</p>
<p>He took another turn among his cogitations. I took a number of turns among
my own, but it was merely walking round and round in a circle.</p>
<p>“When will she announce it, then?” he demanded.</p>
<p>“Ah!” I murmured. “You said she was a good player.”</p>
<p>“But a fire-eater!” he resumed. “For her. Oh, hang it! She’ll let him go!”</p>
<p>“Then why hasn’t she?”</p>
<p>He hesitated. “Well, of course her game could be spoiled by—”</p>
<p>His speech died away into more cogitation, and I had to ask him what he
meant.</p>
<p>“By love getting into it somewhere.”</p>
<p>We walked on through Worship Street, which we had reached some while
since, and the chief features of which I mechanically pointed out to him.</p>
<p>“Jolly old church, that,” said Beverly, as we reached my favorite corner
and brick wall. “Well, I’ll not announce it!” he murmured gallantly.</p>
<p>“My dear man,” I said, “Kings Port will do all the announcing for you
to-morrow.”</p>
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