<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0045" id="link2HCH0045"></SPAN> Chapter XLV. How Jean de La Fontaine Came to Write His First Tale.</h2>
<p>All these intrigues are exhausted; the human mind, so variously complicated,
has been enabled to develop itself at its ease in the three outlines with which
our recital has supplied it. It is not unlikely that, in the future we are now
preparing, a question of politics and intrigues may still arise, but the
springs by which they work will be so carefully concealed that no one will be
able to see aught but flowers and paintings, just as at a theater, where a
colossus appears upon the scene, walking along moved by the small legs and
slender arms of a child concealed within the framework.</p>
<p>We now return to Saint-Mande, where the superintendent was in the habit of
receiving his select confederacy of epicureans. For some time past the host had
met with nothing but trouble. Every one in the house was aware of and felt for
the minister’s distress. No more magnificent or recklessly improvident
<i>reunions</i>. Money had been the pretext assigned by Fouquet, and never
<i>was</i> any pretext, as Gourville said, more fallacious, for there was not
even a shadow of money to be seen.</p>
<p>M. Vatel was resolutely painstaking in keeping up the reputation of the house,
and yet the gardeners who supplied the kitchens complained of ruinous delays.
The agents for the supply of Spanish wines sent drafts which no one honored;
fishermen, whom the superintendent engaged on the coast of Normandy, calculated
that if they were paid all that was due to them, the amount would enable them
to retire comfortably for life; fish, which, at a later period, was the cause
of Vatel’s death, did not arrive at all. However, on the ordinary
reception days, Fouquet’s friends flocked in more numerously than ever.
Gourville and the Abbe Fouquet talked over money matters—that is to say,
the abbe borrowed a few pistoles from Gourville; Pelisson, seated with his legs
crossed, was engaged in finishing the peroration of a speech with which Fouquet
was to open the parliament; and this speech was a masterpiece, because Pelisson
wrote it for his friend—that is to say, he inserted all kinds of clever
things the latter would most certainly never have taken the trouble to say of
his own accord. Presently Loret and La Fontaine would enter from the garden,
engaged in a dispute about the art of making verses. The painters and
musicians, in their turn, were hovering near the dining-room. As soon as eight
o’clock struck the supper would be announced, for the superintendent
never kept any one waiting. It was already half-past seven, and the appetites
of the guests were beginning to declare themselves in an emphatic manner. As
soon as all the guests were assembled, Gourville went straight up to Pelisson,
awoke him out of his reverie, and led him into the middle of a room, and closed
the doors. “Well,” he said, “anything new?”</p>
<p>Pelisson raised his intelligent and gentle face, and said: “I have
borrowed five and twenty thousand francs of my aunt, and I have them here in
good sterling money.”</p>
<p>“Good,” replied Gourville; “we only what one hundred and
ninety-five thousand livres for the first payment.”</p>
<p>“The payment of what?” asked La Fontaine.</p>
<p>“What! absent-minded as usual! Why, it was you who told us the small
estate at Corbeli was going to be sold by one of M. Fouquet’s creditors;
and you, also, who proposed that all his friends should subscribe—more
than that, it was you who said that you would sell a corner of your house at
Chateau-Thierry, in order to furnish your own proportion, and you come and
ask—‘<i>The payment of what?</i>’”</p>
<p>This remark was received with a general laugh, which made La Fontaine blush.
“I beg your pardon,” he said, “I had not forgotten it; oh,
no! only—”</p>
<p>“Only you remembered nothing about it,” replied Loret.</p>
<p>“That is the truth, and the fact is, he is quite right, there is a great
difference between forgetting and not remembering.”</p>
<p>“Well, then,” added Pelisson, “you bring your mite in the
shape of the price of the piece of land you have sold?”</p>
<p>“Sold? no!”</p>
<p>“Have you not sold the field, then?” inquired Gourville, in
astonishment, for he knew the poet’s disinterestedness.</p>
<p>“My wife would not let me,” replied the latter, at which there were
fresh bursts of laughter.</p>
<p>“And yet you went to Chateau-Thierry for that purpose,” said some
one.</p>
<p>“Certainly I did, and on horseback.”</p>
<p>“Poor fellow!”</p>
<p>“I had eight different horses, and I was almost bumped to death.”</p>
<p>“You are an excellent fellow! And you rested yourself when you arrived
there?”</p>
<p>“Rested! Oh! of course I did, for I had an immense deal of work to
do.”</p>
<p>“How so?”</p>
<p>“My wife had been flirting with the man to whom I wished to sell the
land. The fellow drew back from his bargain, and so I challenged him.”</p>
<p>“Very good, and you fought?”</p>
<p>“It seems not.”</p>
<p>“You know nothing about it, I suppose?”</p>
<p>“No, my wife and her relations interfered in the matter. I was kept a
quarter of an hour with my sword in my hand; but I was not wounded.”</p>
<p>“And your adversary?”</p>
<p>“Oh! he wasn’t wounded either, for he never came on the
field.”</p>
<p>“Capital!” cried his friends from all sides, “you must have
been terribly angry.”</p>
<p>“Exceedingly so; I caught cold; I returned home and then my wife began to
quarrel with me.”</p>
<p>“In real earnest?”</p>
<p>“Yes, in real earnest. She threw a loaf of bread at my head, a large
loaf.”</p>
<p>“And what did you do?”</p>
<p>“Oh! I upset the table over her and her guests; and then I got on my
horse again, and here I am.”</p>
<p>Every one had great difficulty in keeping his countenance at the exposure of
this heroi-comedy, and when the laughter had subsided, one of the guests
present said to La Fontaine: “Is that all you have brought back?”</p>
<p>“Oh, no! I have an excellent idea in my head.”</p>
<p>“What is it?”</p>
<p>“Have you noticed that there is a good deal of sportive, jesting poetry
written in France?”</p>
<p>“Yes, of course,” replied every one.</p>
<p>“And,” pursued La Fontaine, “only a very small portion of it
is printed.”</p>
<p>“The laws are strict, you know.”</p>
<p>“That may be; but a rare article is a dear article, and that is the
reason why I have written a small poem, excessively free in its style, very
broad, and extremely cynical in its tone.”</p>
<p>“The deuce you have!”</p>
<p>“Yes,” continued the poet, with assumed indifference, “and I
have introduced the greatest freedom of language I could possibly
employ.”</p>
<p>Peals of laughter again broke forth, while the poet was thus announcing the
quality of his wares. “And,” he continued, “I have tried to
excel everything that Boccaccio, Aretin, and other masters of their craft have
written in the same style.”</p>
<p>“Its fate is clear,” said Pelisson; “it will be suppressed
and forbidden.”</p>
<p>“Do you think so?” said La Fontaine, simply. “I assure you I
did not do it on my own account so much as M. Fouquet’s.”</p>
<p>This wonderful conclusion again raised the mirth of all present.</p>
<p>“And I have sold the first edition of this little book for eight hundred
livres,” exclaimed La Fontaine, rubbing his hands together.
“Serious and religions books sell at about half that rate.”</p>
<p>“It would have been better,” said Gourville, “to have written
two religious books instead.”</p>
<p>“It would have been too long, and not amusing enough,” replied La
Fontaine tranquilly; “my eight hundred livres are in this little bag, and
I beg to offer them as <i>my</i> contribution.”</p>
<p>As he said this, he placed his offering in the hands of their treasurer; it was
then Loret’s turn, who gave a hundred and fifty livres; the others
stripped themselves in the same way; and the total sum in the purse amounted to
forty thousand livres. The money was still being counted over when the
superintendent noiselessly entered the room; he had heard everything; and then
this man, who had possessed so many millions, who had exhausted all the
pleasures and honors the world had to bestow, this generous heart, this
inexhaustible brain, which had, like two burning crucibles, devoured the
material and moral substance of the first kingdom in Europe, was seen to cross
the threshold with tears in his eyes, and pass his fingers through the gold and
silver which the bag contained.</p>
<p>“Poor offering,” he said, in a softened and affected tone of voice,
“you will disappear into the smallest corner of my empty purse, but you
have filled to overflowing that which no one can ever exhaust, my heart. Thank
you, my friends—thank you.” And as he could not embrace every one
present, who were all tearful, too, philosophers as they were, he embraced La
Fontaine, saying to him, “Poor fellow! so you have, on my account, been
beaten by your wife and censured by your confessor.”</p>
<p>“Oh! it is a mere nothing,” replied the poet; “if your
creditors will only wait a couple of years, I shall have written a hundred
other tales, which, at two editions each, will pay off the debt.”</p>
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