<h2><SPAN name="link2HCH0051" id="link2HCH0051"></SPAN> Chapter LI. Bragelonne Continues His Inquiries.</h2>
<p>The captain, sitting buried in his leathern armchair, his spurs fixed in the
floor, his sword between his legs, was reading a number of letters, as he
twisted his mustache. D’Artagnan uttered a welcome full of pleasure when
he perceived his friend’s son. “Raoul, my boy,” he said,
“by what lucky accident does it happen that the king has recalled
you?”</p>
<p>These words did not sound agreeably in the young man’s ears, who, as he
seated himself, replied, “Upon my word I cannot tell you; all that I know
is—I have come back.”</p>
<p>“Hum!” said D’Artagnan, folding up his letters and directing
a look full of meaning at him; “what do you say, my boy? that the king
has not recalled you, and you have returned? I do not understand that at
all.”</p>
<p>Raoul was already pale enough; and he now began to turn his hat round and round
in his hand.</p>
<p>“What the deuce is the matter that you look as you do, and what makes you
so dumb?” said the captain. “Do people nowadays assume that sort of
airs in England? I have been in England, and came here again as lively as a
chaffinch. Will you not say something?”</p>
<p>“I have too much to say.”</p>
<p>“Ah! how is your father?”</p>
<p>“Forgive me, my dear friend, I was going to ask you that.”</p>
<p>D’Artagnan increased the sharpness of his penetrating gaze, which no
secret was capable of resisting. “You are unhappy about something,”
he said.</p>
<p>“I am, indeed; and you know the reason very well, Monsieur
d’Artagnan.”</p>
<p>“I?”</p>
<p>“Of course. Nay, do not pretend to be astonished.”</p>
<p>“I am not pretending to be astonished, my friend.”</p>
<p>“Dear captain, I know very well that in all trials of <i>finesse</i>, as
well as in all trials of strength, I shall be beaten by you. You can see that
at the present moment I am an idiot, an absolute noodle. I have neither head
nor arm; do not despise, but help me. In two words, I am the most wretched of
living beings.”</p>
<p>“Oh, oh! why that?” inquired D’Artagnan, unbuckling his belt
and thawing the asperity of his smile.</p>
<p>“Because Mademoiselle de la Valliere is deceiving me.”</p>
<p>“She is deceiving you,” said D’Artagnan, not a muscle of
whose face had moved; “those are big words. Who makes use of them?”</p>
<p>“Every one.”</p>
<p>“Ah! if every one says so, there must be some truth in it. I begin to
believe there is fire when I see smoke. It is ridiculous, perhaps, but it is
so.”</p>
<p>“Therefore you <i>do</i> believe me?” exclaimed Bragelonne,
quickly.</p>
<p>“I never mix myself up in affairs of that kind; you know that very
well.”</p>
<p>“What! not for a friend, for a son!”</p>
<p>“Exactly. If you were a stranger, I should tell you—I will tell
<i>you</i> nothing at all. How is Porthos, do you know?”</p>
<p>“Monsieur,” cried Raoul, pressing D’Artagnan’s hand,
“I entreat you in the name of the friendship you vowed my father!”</p>
<p>“The deuce take it, you are really ill—from curiosity.”</p>
<p>“No, it is not from curiosity, it is from love.”</p>
<p>“Good. Another big word. If you were really in love, my dear Raoul, you
would be very different.”</p>
<p>“What do you mean?”</p>
<p>“I mean that if you were really so deeply in love that I could believe I
was addressing myself to your heart—but it is impossible.”</p>
<p>“I tell you I love Louise to distraction.”</p>
<p>D’Artagnan could read to the very bottom of the young man’s heart.</p>
<p>“Impossible, I tell you,” he said. “You are like all young
men; you are not in love, you are out of your senses.”</p>
<p>“Well! suppose it were only that?”</p>
<p>“No sensible man ever succeeded in making much of a brain when the head
was turned. I have completely lost my senses in the same way a hundred times in
my life. You would listen to me, but you would not hear me! you would hear, but
you would not understand me; you would understand, but you would not obey
me.”</p>
<p>“Oh! try, try.”</p>
<p>“I go far. Even if I were unfortunate enough to know something, and
foolish enough to communicate it to you—You are my friend, you
say?”</p>
<p>“Indeed, yes.”</p>
<p>“Very good. I should quarrel with you. You would never forgive me for
having destroyed your illusion, as people say in love affairs.”</p>
<p>“Monsieur d’Artagnan, you know all; and yet you plunge me in
perplexity and despair, in death itself.”</p>
<p>“There, there now.”</p>
<p>“I never complain, as you know; but as Heaven and my father would never
forgive me for blowing out my brains, I will go and get the first person I meet
to give me the information which you withhold; I will tell him he lies,
and—”</p>
<p>“And you would kill him. And a fine affair that would be. So much the
better. What should I care? Kill any one you please, my boy, if it gives you
any pleasure. It is exactly like a man with a toothache, who keeps on saying,
‘Oh! what torture I am suffering. I could bite a piece of iron in
half.’ My answer always is, ‘Bite, my friend, bite; the tooth will
remain all the same.’”</p>
<p>“I shall not kill any one, monsieur,” said Raoul, gloomily.</p>
<p>“Yes, yes! you now assume a different tone: instead of killing, you will
get killed yourself, I suppose you mean? Very fine, indeed! How much I should
regret you! Of course I should go about all day, saying, ‘Ah! what a fine
stupid fellow that Bragelonne was! as great a stupid as I ever met with. I have
passed my whole life almost in teaching him how to hold and use his sword
properly, and the silly fellow has got himself spitted like a lark.’ Go,
then, Raoul, go and get yourself disposed of, if you like. I hardly know who
can have taught you logic, but deuce take me if your father has not been
regularly robbed of his money.”</p>
<p>Raoul buried his face in his hands, murmuring: “No, no; I have not a
single friend in the world.”</p>
<p>“Oh! bah!” said D’Artagnan.</p>
<p>“I meet with nothing but raillery or indifference.”</p>
<p>“Idle fancies, monsieur. I do not laugh at you, although I am a Gascon.
And, as for being indifferent, if I were so, I should have sent you about your
business a quarter of an hour ago, for you would make a man who was out of his
senses with delight as dull as possible, and would be the death of one who was
out of spirits. How now, young man! do you wish me to disgust you with the girl
you are attached to, and to teach you to execrate the whole sex who constitute
the honor and happiness of human life?”</p>
<p>“Oh! tell me, monsieur, and I will bless you.”</p>
<p>“Do you think, my dear fellow, that I can have crammed into my brain all
about the carpenter, and the painter, and the staircase, and a hundred other
similar tales of the same kind?”</p>
<p>“A carpenter! what do you mean?”</p>
<p>“Upon my word I don’t know; some one told me there was a carpenter
who made an opening through a certain flooring.”</p>
<p>“In La Valliere’s room!”</p>
<p>“Oh! I don’t know where.”</p>
<p>“In the king’s apartment, perhaps?”</p>
<p>“Of course, if it were in the king’s apartment, I should tell you,
I suppose.”</p>
<p>“In whose room, then?”</p>
<p>“I have told you for the last hour that I know nothing of the whole
affair.”</p>
<p>“But the painter, then? the portrait—”</p>
<p>“It seems that the king wished to have the portrait of one of the ladies
belonging to the court.”</p>
<p>“La Valliere?”</p>
<p>“Why, you seem to have only that name in your mouth. Who spoke to you of
La Valliere?”</p>
<p>“If it be not her portrait, then, why do you suppose it would concern
me?”</p>
<p>“I do not suppose it will concern you. But you ask me all sorts of
questions, and I answer you. You positively will learn all the scandal of the
affair, and I tell you—make the best you can of it.”</p>
<p>Raoul struck his forehead with his hand in utter despair. “It will kill
me!” he said.</p>
<p>“So you have said already.”</p>
<p>“Yes, you are right,” and he made a step or two, as if he were
going to leave.</p>
<p>“Where are you going?”</p>
<p>“To look for some one who will tell me the truth.”</p>
<p>“Who is that?”</p>
<p>“A woman.”</p>
<p>“Mademoiselle de la Valliere herself, I suppose you mean?” said
D’Artagnan, with a smile. “Ah! a famous idea that! You wish to be
consoled by some one, and you will be so at once. She will tell you nothing ill
of herself, of course. So be off.”</p>
<p>“You are mistaken, monsieur,” replied Raoul; “the woman I
mean will tell me all the evil she possibly can.”</p>
<p>“You allude to Montalais, I suppose—her friend; a woman who, on
that account, will exaggerate all that is either bad or good in the matter. Do
not talk to Montalais, my good fellow.”</p>
<p>“You have some reasons for wishing me not to talk with Montalais?”</p>
<p>“Well, I admit it. And, in point of fact, why should I play with you as a
cat does with a poor mouse? You distress me, you do, indeed. And if I wish you
not to speak to Montalais just now, it is because you will be betraying your
secret, and people will take advantage of it. Wait, if you can.”</p>
<p>“I cannot.”</p>
<p>“So much the worse. Why, you see, Raoul, if I had an idea,—but I
have not got one.”</p>
<p>“Promise me that you will pity me, my friend, that is all I need, and
leave me to get out of the affair by myself.”</p>
<p>“Oh! yes, indeed, in order that you may get deeper into the mire! A
capital idea, truly! go and sit down at that table and take a pen in your
hand.”</p>
<p>“What for?”</p>
<p>“To write and ask Montalais to give you an interview.”</p>
<p>“Ah!” said Raoul, snatching eagerly at the pen which the captain
held out to him.</p>
<p>Suddenly the door opened, and one of the musketeers, approaching
D’Artagnan, said, “Captain, Mademoiselle de Montalais is here, and
wishes to speak to you.”</p>
<p>“To me?” murmured D’Artagnan. “Ask her to come in; I
shall soon see,” he said to himself, “whether she wishes to speak
to me or not.”</p>
<p>The cunning captain was quite right in his suspicions; for as soon as Montalais
entered she exclaimed, “Oh, monsieur! monsieur! I beg your pardon,
Monsieur d’Artagnan.”</p>
<p>“Oh! I forgive you, mademoiselle,” said D’Artagnan; “I
know that, at my age, those who are looking for me generally need me for
something or another.”</p>
<p>“I was looking for M. de Bragelonne,” replied Montalais.</p>
<p>“How very fortunate that is; he was looking for you, too. Raoul, will you
accompany Mademoiselle de Montalais?”</p>
<p>“Oh! certainly.”</p>
<p>“Go along, then,” he said, as he gently pushed Raoul out of the
cabinet; and then, taking hold of Montalais’s hand, he said, in a low
voice, “Be kind towards him; spare him, and spare her, too, if you
can.”</p>
<p>“Ah!” she said, in the same tone of voice, “it is not I who
am going to speak to him.”</p>
<p>“Who, then?”</p>
<p>“It is Madame who has sent for him.”</p>
<p>“Very good,” cried D’Artagnan, “it is Madame, is it? In
an hour’s time, then, the poor fellow will be cured.”</p>
<p>“Or else dead,” said Montalais, in a voice full of compassion.
“Adieu, Monsieur d’Artagnan,” she said; and she ran to join
Raoul, who was waiting for her at a little distance from the door, very much
puzzled and thoroughly uneasy at the dialogue, which promised no good augury
for him.</p>
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