<h2><SPAN name="THE_STERN_EDUCATION" id="THE_STERN_EDUCATION">THE STERN EDUCATION OF CLOWNS</SPAN></h2>
<p><ANTIMG style="float: left; height: 100px;" src="images/il001.jpg" alt="A" /> clown out of work for many
weeks had trudged the country
roads, footsore and hungry, vainly
seeking an engagement. At length,
one afternoon, he arrived at a certain
village and spied the canvas tent and the
painted wagons of a traveling circus. This sight
put a pale hope into his sad heart, and he approached
the tent as bravely as he could to find
the proprietor of the show. Sad as was his heart,
his face looked sadder; and he did not, it is to
be feared, make a very impressive appearance,
as at last he found the proprietor sitting on the
side of the sawdust ring, eating lunch with the
Columbine. The circus proprietor was large and
swarthy and brutal to look on, and his sullen, cruel
eyes looked sternly at the little clown, who, between
a sad heart and a long-empty stomach, had
very little courage left in his frame.</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Well!" roared the proprietor. "What is it?"</p>
<p>The little clown explained his profession and
his need of an engagement; and stood there, hat
in hand, with tremulous knees.</p>
<p>The circus proprietor looked at him a long time
in contemptuous silence, and then, with an ugly
sneer, said:</p>
<p>"Have you ever had your heart broken?"</p>
<p>"Indeed I have," answered the clown. "For
to have your heart broken is part of the business
of a clown."</p>
<p>"How many times?"</p>
<p>"Six."</p>
<p>"Not enough," answered the proprietor, roughly,
turning again to his lunch with the Columbine.
"Get it broken again and come back; then
perhaps we can talk business."</p>
<p>And the little clown went away; but he had
hardly gone a few yards before his heart broke
for the seventh time—because of the bitterness
of the world.</p>
<p>Yet, being wise, he waited a day or two, living
as best he could along the country roads, and then
at length he came back about noon to the circus,
and again the proprietor was eating lunch with the
Columbine, and again he looked up, sullen and
sneering, and said:</p>
<p><span class="pagenum"><SPAN name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</SPAN></span></p>
<p>"Well?"</p>
<p>The clown explained that his heart had been
broken for the seventh time.</p>
<p>"Good," said the circus proprietor. "Wait till
I have eaten lunch and we will talk business."</p>
<p>And the clown sat at the side of the ring, and
the proprietor and the Columbine ate and laughed
as if he were not there.</p>
<p>At length, finishing a tankard of ale, and wiping
his mouth on the back of his hand, the circus
proprietor arose and beckoned the clown to come
to him.</p>
<p>At the same time he took a long ringmaster's
whip, and the Columbine took one end of a
skipping-rope, while he held the other.</p>
<p>"Now," said the circus proprietor, "while we
twirl the skipping-rope you are to dance over it,
and at the same time I will lash your shins with
this whip; and if, as you skip over the rope, you
can laugh and sing—like a child dancing on blue
flowers in a meadow—I will give you"—the proprietor
hesitated a moment—"six dollars a week."</p>
<p>So it was that the clown at last got an engagement.</p>
<p class="center">THE END</p>
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