<h4>IN THE ZUNI FOOTHILLS</h4>
<p>A sudden wail from the guide attracted the attention of the
party to him at once. "Now what's the matter?" demanded Tad,
hurrying to him.</p>
<p>The guide had thrown himself prone upon the ground and was
groaning as if in great agony, offering no reply to the
question.</p>
<p>"Are you sick?"</p>
<p>"Si, si, señor," moaned Juan.</p>
<p>"Where?"</p>
<p>"Estomago—mucho malo."</p>
<p>"Your stomach?"</p>
<p>"He's got a pain under his apron," diagnosed Stacy
solemnly.</p>
<p>"Been working too hard," suggested Ned.</p>
<p>In the meantime the guide was rolling and twisting on the
ground, glancing appealingly from one to the other of them.</p>
<p>"Professor, hadn't you better fetch your medicine case and
dose him up?" asked Tad.</p>
<p>"Yes, I'll attend to him."</p>
<p>"Give him a good dose while you are about it," urged Ned.
"Something that will cure his laziness at the same time."</p>
<p>The Professor brought his case; then, remembering something
else in his kit that he wanted, he laid the case down and hurried
back to his tent. However, Stacy opened the case, selecting a
bottle, apparently at random, drew the cork and held the bottle
under Juan's nose.</p>
<p>"Smell of this, my son. It'll cure your estomago on the
run."</p>
<p>"Be careful, Chunky, what are you doing there?" warned Tad.
"You shouldn't fool with the medicines. You—"</p>
<p>His further remarks were cut short by a sudden yell of terror
and pain from Juan.</p>
<p>The guide leaped to his feet choking, gasping, while the tears
ran down his cheeks as he danced about as if suddenly bereft of
his senses.</p>
<p>"Now you've gone and done it," growled Ned. "He never moved so
fast in his life, I'll wager."</p>
<p>Juan was running in a circle now, shrieking and moaning.
Professor Zepplin approached them in a series of leaps. He could
not imagine what new disaster had overtaken the lazy Mexican.</p>
<p>"Here, here, here, what's the trouble now?" He demanded
sternly. "Stop that howling!"</p>
<p>"Chunky's been prescribing for your patient in your absence,"
Ned informed him.</p>
<p>The Professor grabbed the wild guide by the collar, giving him
a vigorous shake. When he released his grip, Juan sank to the
ground in a heap, moaning weakly.</p>
<p>"What's that you say? Stacy prescribed—"</p>
<p>"I—I let him smell of the bottle," explained Stacy
guiltily.</p>
<p>"What bottle?"</p>
<p>Stacy slowly picked up the offending bottle and handed it to
the Professor.</p>
<p>"Ammonia! Boy, you might have put his eyes out! Never let this
occur again. Remember, you are not to touch the medicines under
any circumstances whatever!"</p>
<p>"Yes, sir," agreed Chunky meekly, while Ned Rector strolled
away, shaking with laughter.</p>
<p>"Drink," begged the patient.</p>
<p>"Fetch him some water," directed Professor Zepplin.</p>
<p>"No, no, no, señor," protested Juan, gesticulating
protestingly.</p>
<p>"What do you want?"</p>
<p>"Guess he wants something stronger than water," suggested
Ned.</p>
<p>"Si, si, si," agreed the guide, showing his white teeth in an
approving grin.</p>
<p>"You won't get anything stronger than that in this outfit,
unless you cook yourself some coffee," muttered Tad.</p>
<p>"That's what's the matter with him," decided Chunky, who had
been observing the sick man keenly.</p>
<p>"Guess we drew a prize when we got Juan," announced
Walter.</p>
<p>"Give him some medicine, anyway," urged Ned. "He is sick—
let him take the dose."</p>
<p>"Let him have the worst you've got in your case, Professor,"
added Tad, with a laugh.</p>
<p>A grim smile played about the corners of Professor Zepplin's
mouth as he ran his fingers over the bottles in his medicine
case. Finally, selecting one that seemed to fit the particular
ailment of his patient, he directed Chunky to fetch a spoon.</p>
<p>By this time Juan was protesting volubly that he was "all
better" and did not need the medicine. The Professor gave no heed
to the fellow's protestations.</p>
<p>"Open your mouth," he commanded.</p>
<p>Juan shut his teeth tightly together.</p>
<p>"Open your mouth!" commanded the Professor sternly. "We want
no sick men about this camp. It will fix you in a minute."</p>
<p>But the guide steadfastly refused to separate the white
teeth.</p>
<p>"Boys, open his mouth while I pour the medicine down him,"
gritted the Professor.</p>
<p>They required no urging to do the Professor's bidding. Tad and
Ned ranged themselves on either side of the patient, while Chunky
sat on the guide's feet. Almost before he was aware of their
purpose the boys had pried his jaws open and into the opening
thus made professor Zepplin dropped the concoction he had
mixed.</p>
<p>The effect was electrical. Juan leaped to his feet as if
elevated by springs, uttering a yell that might have been heard a
mile or more on the open plain. But Juan did not run in a circle
this time. Acting upon the mathematical theory that a straight
line is the shortest distance between two points, the guide made
a break for the spring, howling like a madman. The Pony Rider
Boys looked on in amazement.</p>
<p>Juan fell on his knees before the spring, dipping up the water
in his hands.</p>
<p>"What did you give him, professor?" grinned Tad.</p>
<p>"Hot drops!" answered the man of science tersely.</p>
<p>"Not that stuff you fed me when I ate too much honey in the
Rockies?" questioned Stacy.</p>
<p>"The same."</p>
<p>"Wow! I had ten drops and it felt like a pailful when it got
inside of me."</p>
<p>"How much did you give Juan?" questioned Walter.</p>
<p>"Twenty drops," answered Professor Zepplin without the
suspicion of a smile on his face this time.</p>
<p>The Pony Rider Boys added their yells to those of the guide,
only with a difference. The more Juan drank of the spring water,
the more did the hot drops burn.</p>
<p>All at once he sprang up and started for the plain.</p>
<p>"Catch him!" commanded the Professor.</p>
<p>With a shout the lads started in pursuit. They overhauled the
guide some twenty rods from camp, he having proved himself fleet
of foot. Then again, the fire within him perhaps helped to
increase his natural speed.</p>
<p>"I burn! I burn!" he wailed as the boys grabbed and laughingly
hustled him back to camp.</p>
<p>"You'll burn worse than that if you ever ask for liquor in
this outfit," retorted Ned. "We don't use the stuff, nor do we
allow anyone around us who does."</p>
<p>"How do you feel now?" grinned the Professor as they came up
to him with their prisoner.</p>
<p>"He's got a whole camp-fire in his little estomago," announced
Chunky solemnly, which sally elicited a loud laugh from the
boys.</p>
<p>"Give him some olive oil," directed the Professor. "I think
the lesson has been sufficiently burned into him."</p>
<p>But considerable persuasion was necessary to induce Juan to
take a spoonful of the Professor's medicine. He had already had
one sample of it and he did not want another. Yet after some
urging he tasted of the oil, at first gingerly; then he took it
down at a gulp.</p>
<p>"Ah!" he breathed.</p>
<p>"Is it good?" grinned Tad.</p>
<p>"Si. Much burn, much burn," he explained, rubbing his
stomach.</p>
<p>"Think you want some liquor still, Juan, or would you prefer
another dose of my magic drops?"</p>
<p>"No, no, no, señor!" cried Juan, hastily moving away
from Professor Zepplin.</p>
<p>"Very well; any time when you feel a longing for strong drink,
just help yourself to the hot drops," said the Professor,
striding away to his tent, medicine case in hand.</p>
<p>The guide, a much chastened man, set about assisting in
getting the evening meal, but the hot drops still remained with
him, making their presence known by occasional hot twinges.</p>
<p>Supper that night was an enjoyable affair, though it was
observed that the guide did not eat heartily.</p>
<p>"Do you think he really had a pain?" asked Walter
confidentially, leaning toward Ned.</p>
<p>"Pain? No. He wanted something else."</p>
<p>"And he got it," added Stacy, nodding solemnly.</p>
<p>A chorus of "he dids" ran around the table, stopping only when
they reached Juan himself.</p>
<h3>CHAPTER III</h3>
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