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<h2> FIFTH WEEK </h2>
<p>I left my garden for a week, just at the close of the dry spell. A season
of rain immediately set in, and when I returned the transformation was
wonderful. In one week every vegetable had fairly jumped forward. The
tomatoes which I left slender plants, eaten of bugs and debating whether
they would go backward or forward, had become stout and lusty, with thick
stems and dark leaves, and some of them had blossomed. The corn waved like
that which grows so rank out of the French-English mixture at Waterloo.
The squashes—I will not speak of the squashes. The most remarkable
growth was the asparagus. There was not a spear above ground when I went
away; and now it had sprung up, and gone to seed, and there were stalks
higher than my head. I am entirely aware of the value of words, and of
moral obligations. When I say that the asparagus had grown six feet in
seven days, I expect and wish to be believed. I am a little particular
about the statement; for, if there is any prize offered for asparagus at
the next agricultural fair, I wish to compete,—speed to govern. What
I claim is the fastest asparagus. As for eating purposes, I have seen
better. A neighbor of mine, who looked in at the growth of the bed, said,
“Well, he'd be ——-”: but I told him there was no use of
affirming now; he might keep his oath till I wanted it on the asparagus
affidavit. In order to have this sort of asparagus, you want to manure
heavily in the early spring, fork it in, and top-dress (that sounds
technical) with a thick layer of chloride of sodium: if you cannot get
that, common salt will do, and the neighbors will never notice whether it
is the orthodox Na. Cl. 58-5, or not.</p>
<p>I scarcely dare trust myself to speak of the weeds. They grow as if the
devil was in them. I know a lady, a member of the church, and a very good
sort of woman, considering the subject condition of that class, who says
that the weeds work on her to that extent, that, in going through her
garden, she has the greatest difficulty in keeping the ten commandments in
anything like an unfractured condition. I asked her which one, but she
said, all of them: one felt like breaking the whole lot. The sort of weed
which I most hate (if I can be said to hate anything which grows in my own
garden) is the “pusley,” a fat, ground-clinging, spreading, greasy thing,
and the most propagatious (it is not my fault if the word is not in the
dictionary) plant I know. I saw a Chinaman, who came over with a returned
missionary, and pretended to be converted, boil a lot of it in a pot, stir
in eggs, and mix and eat it with relish,—“Me likee he.” It will be a
good thing to keep the Chinamen on when they come to do our gardening. I
only fear they will cultivate it at the expense of the strawberries and
melons. Who can say that other weeds, which we despise, may not be the
favorite food of some remote people or tribe? We ought to abate our
conceit. It is possible that we destroy in our gardens that which is
really of most value in some other place. Perhaps, in like manner, our
faults and vices are virtues in some remote planet. I cannot see, however,
that this thought is of the slightest value to us here, any more than
weeds are.</p>
<p>There is another subject which is forced upon my notice. I like neighbors,
and I like chickens; but I do not think they ought to be united near a
garden. Neighbors' hens in your garden are an annoyance. Even if they did
not scratch up the corn, and peck the strawberries, and eat the tomatoes,
it is not pleasant to see them straddling about in their jerky,
high-stepping, speculative manner, picking inquisitively here and there.
It is of no use to tell the neighbor that his hens eat your tomatoes: it
makes no impression on him, for the tomatoes are not his. The best way is
to casually remark to him that he has a fine lot of chickens, pretty well
grown, and that you like spring chickens broiled. He will take them away
at once.</p>
<p>The neighbors' small children are also out of place in your garden, in
strawberry and currant time. I hope I appreciate the value of children. We
should soon come to nothing without them, though the Shakers have the best
gardens in the world. Without them the common school would languish. But
the problem is, what to do with them in a garden. For they are not good to
eat, and there is a law against making away with them. The law is not very
well enforced, it is true; for people do thin them out with constant
dosing, paregoric, and soothing-syrups, and scanty clothing. But I, for
one, feel that it would not be right, aside from the law, to take the
life, even of the smallest child, for the sake of a little fruit, more or
less, in the garden. I may be wrong; but these are my sentiments, and I am
not ashamed of them. When we come, as Bryant says in his “Iliad,” to leave
the circus of this life, and join that innumerable caravan which moves, it
will be some satisfaction to us, that we have never, in the way of
gardening, disposed of even the humblest child unnecessarily. My plan
would be to put them into Sunday-schools more thoroughly, and to give the
Sunday-schools an agricultural turn; teaching the children the sacredness
of neighbors' vegetables. I think that our Sunday-schools do not
sufficiently impress upon children the danger, from snakes and otherwise,
of going into the neighbors' gardens.</p>
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