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<h2> SEVENTH WEEK </h2>
<p>A garden is an awful responsibility. You never know what you may be aiding
to grow in it. I heard a sermon, not long ago, in which the preacher said
that the Christian, at the moment of his becoming one, was as perfect a
Christian as he would be if he grew to be an archangel; that is, that he
would not change thereafter at all, but only develop. I do not know
whether this is good theology, or not; and I hesitate to support it by an
illustration from my garden, especially as I do not want to run the risk
of propagating error, and I do not care to give away these theological
comparisons to clergymen who make me so little return in the way of labor.
But I find, in dissecting a pea-blossom, that hidden in the center of it
is a perfect miniature pea-pod, with the peas all in it,—as perfect
a pea-pod as it will ever be, only it is as tiny as a chatelaine ornament.
Maize and some other things show the same precocity. This confirmation of
the theologic theory is startling, and sets me meditating upon the moral
possibilities of my garden. I may find in it yet the cosmic egg.</p>
<p>And, speaking of moral things, I am half determined to petition the
Ecumenical Council to issue a bull of excommunication against “pusley.” Of
all the forms which “error” has taken in this world, I think that is about
the worst. In the Middle Ages the monks in St. Bernard's ascetic community
at Clairvaux excommunicated a vineyard which a less rigid monk had planted
near, so that it bore nothing. In 1120 a bishop of Laon excommunicated the
caterpillars in his diocese; and, the following year, St. Bernard
excommunicated the flies in the Monastery of Foigny; and in 1510 the
ecclesiastical court pronounced the dread sentence against the rats of
Autun, Macon, and Lyons. These examples are sufficient precedents. It will
be well for the council, however, not to publish the bull either just
before or just after a rain; for nothing can kill this pestilent heresy
when the ground is wet.</p>
<p>It is the time of festivals. Polly says we ought to have one,—a
strawberry-festival. She says they are perfectly delightful: it is so nice
to get people together!—this hot weather. They create such a good
feeling! I myself am very fond of festivals. I always go,—when I can
consistently. Besides the strawberries, there are ice creams and cake and
lemonade, and that sort of thing: and one always feels so well the next
day after such a diet! But as social reunions, if there are good things to
eat, nothing can be pleasanter; and they are very profitable, if you have
a good object. I agreed that we ought to have a festival; but I did not
know what object to devote it to. We are not in need of an organ, nor of
any pulpit-cushions. I do not know that they use pulpit-cushions now as
much as they used to, when preachers had to have something soft to pound,
so that they would not hurt their fists. I suggested pocket handkerchiefs,
and flannels for next winter. But Polly says that will not do at all. You
must have some charitable object,—something that appeals to a vast
sense of something; something that it will be right to get up lotteries
and that sort of thing for. I suggest a festival for the benefit of my
garden; and this seems feasible. In order to make everything pass off
pleasantly, invited guests will bring or send their own strawberries and
cream, which I shall be happy to sell to them at a slight advance. There
are a great many improvements which the garden needs; among them a
sounding-board, so that the neighbors' children can hear when I tell them
to get a little farther off from the currant-bushes. I should also like a
selection from the ten commandments, in big letters, posted up
conspicuously, and a few traps, that will detain, but not maim, for the
benefit of those who cannot read. But what is most important is, that the
ladies should crochet nets to cover over the strawberries. A good-sized,
well-managed festival ought to produce nets enough to cover my entire
beds; and I can think of no other method of preserving the berries from
the birds next year. I wonder how many strawberries it would need for a
festival and whether they would cost more than the nets.</p>
<p>I am more and more impressed, as the summer goes on, with the inequality
of man's fight with Nature; especially in a civilized state. In savagery,
it does not much matter; for one does not take a square hold, and put out
his strength, but rather accommodates himself to the situation, and takes
what he can get, without raising any dust, or putting himself into
everlasting opposition. But the minute he begins to clear a spot larger
than he needs to sleep in for a night, and to try to have his own way in
the least, Nature is at once up, and vigilant, and contests him at every
step with all her ingenuity and unwearied vigor. This talk of subduing
Nature is pretty much nonsense. I do not intend to surrender in the midst
of the summer campaign, yet I cannot but think how much more peaceful my
relations would now be with the primal forces, if I had, let Nature make
the garden according to her own notion. (This is written with the
thermometer at ninety degrees, and the weeds starting up with a freshness
and vigor, as if they had just thought of it for the first time, and had
not been cut down and dragged out every other day since the snow went
off.)</p>
<p>We have got down the forests, and exterminated savage beasts; but Nature
is no more subdued than before: she only changes her tactics,—uses
smaller guns, so to speak. She reenforces herself with a variety of bugs,
worms, and vermin, and weeds, unknown to the savage state, in order to
make war upon the things of our planting; and calls in the fowls of the
air, just as we think the battle is won, to snatch away the booty. When
one gets almost weary of the struggle, she is as fresh as at the
beginning,—just, in fact, ready for the fray. I, for my part, begin
to appreciate the value of frost and snow; for they give the husbandman a
little peace, and enable him, for a season, to contemplate his incessant
foe subdued. I do not wonder that the tropical people, where Nature never
goes to sleep, give it up, and sit in lazy acquiescence.</p>
<p>Here I have been working all the season to make a piece of lawn. It had to
be graded and sowed and rolled; and I have been shaving it like a barber.
When it was soft, everything had a tendency to go on to it,—cows,
and especially wandering hackmen. Hackmen (who are a product of
civilization) know a lawn when they see it. They rather have a fancy for
it, and always try to drive so as to cut the sharp borders of it, and
leave the marks of their wheels in deep ruts of cut-up, ruined turf. The
other morning, I had just been running the mower over the lawn, and stood
regarding its smoothness, when I noticed one, two, three puffs of fresh
earth in it; and, hastening thither, I found that the mole had arrived to
complete the work of the hackmen. In a half-hour he had rooted up the
ground like a pig. I found his run-ways. I waited for him with a spade. He
did not appear; but, the next time I passed by, he had ridged the ground
in all directions,—a smooth, beautiful animal, with fur like silk,
if you could only catch him. He appears to enjoy the lawn as much as the
hackmen did. He does not care how smooth it is. He is constantly mining,
and ridging it up. I am not sure but he could be countermined. I have half
a mind to put powder in here and there, and blow the whole thing into the
air. Some folks set traps for the mole; but my moles never seem to go
twice in the same place. I am not sure but it would bother them to sow the
lawn with interlacing snake-grass (the botanical name of which, somebody
writes me, is devil-grass: the first time I have heard that the Devil has
a botanical name), which would worry them, if it is as difficult for them
to get through it as it is for me.</p>
<p>I do not speak of this mole in any tone of complaint. He is only a part of
the untiring resources which Nature brings against the humble gardener. I
desire to write nothing against him which I should wish to recall at the
last,—nothing foreign to the spirit of that beautiful saying of the
dying boy, “He had no copy-book, which, dying, he was sorry he had
blotted.”</p>
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