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<h2> SIXTEENTH WEEK </h2>
<p>I do not hold myself bound to answer the question, Does gardening pay? It
is so difficult to define what is meant by paying. There is a popular
notion that, unless a thing pays, you had better let it alone; and I may
say that there is a public opinion that will not let a man or woman
continue in the indulgence of a fancy that does not pay. And public
opinion is stronger than the legislature, and nearly as strong as the ten
commandments: I therefore yield to popular clamor when I discuss the
profit of my garden.</p>
<p>As I look at it, you might as well ask, Does a sunset pay? I know that a
sunset is commonly looked on as a cheap entertainment; but it is really
one of the most expensive. It is true that we can all have front seats,
and we do not exactly need to dress for it as we do for the opera; but the
conditions under which it is to be enjoyed are rather dear. Among them I
should name a good suit of clothes, including some trifling ornament,—not
including back hair for one sex, or the parting of it in the middle for
the other. I should add also a good dinner, well cooked and digestible;
and the cost of a fair education, extended, perhaps, through generations
in which sensibility and love of beauty grew. What I mean is, that if a
man is hungry and naked, and half a savage, or with the love of beauty
undeveloped in him, a sunset is thrown away on him: so that it appears
that the conditions of the enjoyment of a sunset are as costly as anything
in our civilization.</p>
<p>Of course there is no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can
only estimate what a thing is worth to you. Does gardening in a city pay?
You might as well ask if it pays to keep hens, or a trotting-horse, or to
wear a gold ring, or to keep your lawn cut, or your hair cut. It is as you
like it. In a certain sense, it is a sort of profanation to consider if my
garden pays, or to set a money-value upon my delight in it. I fear that
you could not put it in money. Job had the right idea in his mind when he
asked, “Is there any taste in the white of an egg?” Suppose there is not!
What! shall I set a price upon the tender asparagus or the crisp lettuce,
which made the sweet spring a reality? Shall I turn into merchandise the
red strawberry, the pale green pea, the high-flavored raspberry, the
sanguinary beet, that love-plant the tomato, and the corn which did not
waste its sweetness on the desert air, but, after flowing in a sweet rill
through all our summer life, mingled at last with the engaging bean in a
pool of succotash? Shall I compute in figures what daily freshness and
health and delight the garden yields, let alone the large crop of
anticipation I gathered as soon as the first seeds got above ground? I
appeal to any gardening man of sound mind, if that which pays him best in
gardening is not that which he cannot show in his trial-balance. Yet I
yield to public opinion, when I proceed to make such a balance; and I do
it with the utmost confidence in figures.</p>
<p>I select as a representative vegetable, in order to estimate the cost of
gardening, the potato. In my statement, I shall not include the interest
on the value of the land. I throw in the land, because it would otherwise
have stood idle: the thing generally raised on city land is taxes. I
therefore make the following statement of the cost and income of my
potato-crop, a part of it estimated in connection with other garden labor.
I have tried to make it so as to satisfy the income-tax collector:—</p>
<p>Plowing.......................................$0.50<br/>
Seed..........................................$1.50<br/>
Manure........................................ 8.00<br/>
Assistance in planting and digging, 3 days.... 6.75<br/>
Labor of self in planting, hoeing, digging,<br/>
picking up, 5 days at 17 cents........... 0.85<br/>
———<br/>
Total Cost................$17.60<br/></p>
<p>Two thousand five hundred mealy potatoes,<br/>
at 2 cents..............................$50.00<br/>
Small potatoes given to neighbor's pig........ .50<br/>
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Total return..............$50.50<br/>
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Balance, profit in cellar......$32.90<br/></p>
<p>Some of these items need explanation. I have charged nothing for my own
time waiting for the potatoes to grow. My time in hoeing, fighting weeds,
etc., is put in at five days: it may have been a little more. Nor have I
put in anything for cooling drinks while hoeing. I leave this out from
principle, because I always recommend water to others. I had some
difficulty in fixing the rate of my own wages. It was the first time I had
an opportunity of paying what I thought labor was worth; and I determined
to make a good thing of it for once. I figured it right down to European
prices,—seventeen cents a day for unskilled labor. Of course, I
boarded myself. I ought to say that I fixed the wages after the work was
done, or I might have been tempted to do as some masons did who worked for
me at four dollars a day. They lay in the shade and slept the sleep of
honest toil full half the time, at least all the time I was away. I have
reason to believe that when the wages of mechanics are raised to eight and
ten dollars a day, the workmen will not come at all: they will merely send
their cards.</p>
<p>I do not see any possible fault in the above figures. I ought to say that
I deferred putting a value on the potatoes until I had footed up the debit
column. This is always the safest way to do. I had twenty-five bushels. I
roughly estimated that there are one hundred good ones to the bushel.
Making my own market price, I asked two cents apiece for them. This I
should have considered dirt cheap last June, when I was going down the
rows with the hoe. If any one thinks that two cents each is high, let him
try to raise them.</p>
<p>Nature is “awful smart.” I intend to be complimentary in saying so. She
shows it in little things. I have mentioned my attempt to put in a few
modest turnips, near the close of the season. I sowed the seeds, by the
way, in the most liberal manner. Into three or four short rows I presume I
put enough to sow an acre; and they all came up,—came up as thick as
grass, as crowded and useless as babies in a Chinese village. Of course,
they had to be thinned out; that is, pretty much all pulled up; and it
took me a long time; for it takes a conscientious man some time to decide
which are the best and healthiest plants to spare. After all, I spared too
many. That is the great danger everywhere in this world (it may not be in
the next): things are too thick; we lose all in grasping for too much. The
Scotch say, that no man ought to thin out his own turnips, because he will
not sacrifice enough to leave room for the remainder to grow: he should
get his neighbor, who does not care for the plants, to do it. But this is
mere talk, and aside from the point: if there is anything I desire to
avoid in these agricultural papers, it is digression. I did think that
putting in these turnips so late in the season, when general activity has
ceased, and in a remote part of the garden, they would pass unnoticed. But
Nature never even winks, as I can see. The tender blades were scarcely out
of the ground when she sent a small black fly, which seemed to have been
born and held in reserve for this purpose,—to cut the leaves. They
speedily made lace-work of the whole bed. Thus everything appears to have
its special enemy,—except, perhaps, p——y: nothing ever
troubles that.</p>
<p>Did the Concord Grape ever come to more luscious perfection than this
year? or yield so abundantly? The golden sunshine has passed into them,
and distended their purple skins almost to bursting. Such heavy clusters!
such bloom! such sweetness! such meat and drink in their round globes!
What a fine fellow Bacchus would have been, if he had only signed the
pledge when he was a young man! I have taken off clusters that were as
compact and almost as large as the Black Hamburgs. It is slow work picking
them. I do not see how the gatherers for the vintage ever get off enough.
It takes so long to disentangle the bunches from the leaves and the
interlacing vines and the supporting tendrils; and then I like to hold up
each bunch and look at it in the sunlight, and get the fragrance and the
bloom of it, and show it to Polly, who is making herself useful, as taster
and companion, at the foot of the ladder, before dropping it into the
basket. But we have other company. The robin, the most knowing and greedy
bird out of paradise (I trust he will always be kept out), has discovered
that the grape-crop is uncommonly good, and has come back, with his whole
tribe and family, larger than it was in pea-time. He knows the ripest
bunches as well as anybody, and tries them all. If he would take a whole
bunch here and there, say half the number, and be off with it, I should
not so much care. But he will not. He pecks away at all the bunches, and
spoils as many as he can. It is time he went south.</p>
<p>There is no prettier sight, to my eye, than a gardener on a ladder in his
grape-arbor, in these golden days, selecting the heaviest clusters of
grapes, and handing them down to one and another of a group of neighbors
and friends, who stand under the shade of the leaves, flecked with the
sunlight, and cry, “How sweet!” “What nice ones!” and the like,—remarks
encouraging to the man on the ladder. It is great pleasure to see people
eat grapes.</p>
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<p>Moral Truth.—I have no doubt that grapes taste best in other
people's mouths. It is an old notion that it is easier to be generous than
to be stingy. I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous
from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.</p>
<p>Philosophical Observation.—Nothing shows one who his friends are
like prosperity and ripe fruit. I had a good friend in the country, whom I
almost never visited except in cherry-time. By your fruits you shall know
them.</p>
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