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<h3> STORY IX </h3>
<h3> UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE BIRCH TREE </h3>
<p>Uncle Wiggily Longears, the nice old rabbit gentleman, was walking
along through the woods one afternoon, when he came to the hollow stump
school, where the lady mouse teacher taught the animal boys and girls
how to jump, crack nuts, dig homes under ground, and do all manner of
things that animal folk have to do.</p>
<p>And just as the rabbit gentleman was wondering whether or not school
was out, he heard a voice inside the hollow stump, saying:</p>
<p>"Oh, dear! I wish I had some one to help me. I'll never get them
clean all by myself. Oh, dear!"</p>
<p>"Ha! That sounds like trouble!" thought Mr. Longears to himself. "I
wonder who it is, and if I can help? I guess I'd better see."</p>
<p>He looked in through a window, and there he saw the lady mouse teacher
cleaning off the school black-boards. The boards were all covered with
white chalk marks, you see.</p>
<p>"What's the matter, lady mouse teacher?" asked Uncle Wiggily, making a
polite, low bow.</p>
<p>"Oh, I told Johnnie and Billy Bushytail, the two squirrel boys, to stay
in and clean off the black-boards, so they would be all ready for
tomorrow's lesson," said the lady mouse. "But they forgot, and ran off
to play ball with Jackie and Peetie Bow Wow, the puppy dog boys. So I
have to clean the boards myself. And I really ought to be home now,
for I am very tired."</p>
<p>"Then you trot right along," said Uncle Wiggily, kindly. "Tie a knot
in your tail, so you won't step on it, and hurry along."</p>
<p>"But what about the black-boards?" asked the lady mouse. "They must be
cleaned off."</p>
<p>"I'll attend to that," promised the bunny uncle. "I will clean them
myself. Run along, Miss Mouse."</p>
<p>So Miss Mouse thanked the bunny uncle, and ran along, and the rabbit
gentleman began brushing the chalk marks off the black-boards, at the
same time humming a little tune that went this way:</p>
<p class="poem">
"I'd love to be a teacher,<br/>
Within a hollow stump.<br/>
I'd teach the children how to fall,<br/>
And never get a bump.
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I'd let them out at recess,<br/>
A game of tag to play;<br/>
I'd give them all fresh lollypops<br/>
'Most every other day!"</p>
<p></p>
<p>"Oh, my! Wouldn't we just love to come to school to you!" cried a
voice at the window, and, looking up. Uncle Wiggily saw Billie
Bushytail, the boy squirrel, and brother Johnnie with him.</p>
<p>"Ha! What happened you two chaps?" asked the bunny uncle. "Why did
you run off without cleaning the black-boards for the lady mouse
teacher?"</p>
<p>"We forgot," said Johnnie, sort of ashamed-like and sorry. "That's
what we came back to do—clean the boards."</p>
<p>"Well, that was good of you," spoke Uncle Wiggily. "But I have the
boards nearly cleaned now."</p>
<p>"Then we will give them a dusting with our tails, and that will finish
them," said Billie, and the squirrel boys did, so the black-boards were
very clean.</p>
<p>"Now it's time to go home," said Uncle Wiggily. So he locked the
school, putting the key under the doormat, where the lady mouse could
find it in the morning, and, with the Bushytail squirrel boys, he
started off through the woods.</p>
<p>"You and Billie can go back to your play, now, Johnnie," said the bunny
uncle. "It was good of you to leave it to come back to do what you
were told."</p>
<p>The three animal friends hopped and scrambled on together, until, all
of a sudden, the bad old fox, who so often had made trouble for Uncle
Wiggily, jumped out from behind a bush, crying:</p>
<p>"Ah, ha! Now I have you, Mr. Longears—and two squirrels besides.
Good luck!"</p>
<p>"Bad luck!" whispered Billie.</p>
<p>The fox made a grab for the rabbit gentleman, but, all of a sudden, the
paw of the bad creature slipped in some mud and down he went, head
first, into a puddle of water, coughing and sneezing.</p>
<p>"Come on, Uncle Wiggily!" quickly cried Billie and Johnnie. "This is
our chance. We'll run away before the fox gets the water out of his
eyes. He can't see us now."</p>
<p>So away ran the rabbit gentleman and the squirrel boys, but soon the
fox had dried his eyes on his big brush of a tail, and on he came after
them.</p>
<p>"Oh, I'll get you! I'll get you!" he cried, running very fast. But
Uncle Wiggily and Billie and Johnnie ran fast, too. The fox was coming
closer, however, and Billie, looking back, said:</p>
<p>"Oh, I know what let's do, Uncle Wiggily. Let's take the path that
leads over the duck pond ocean. That's shorter, and we can get to your
bungalow before the fox can catch us. He won't dare come across the
bridge over the duck pond, for Old Dog Percival will come out and bite
him if he does."</p>
<p>"Very well," said Uncle Wiggily, "over the bridge we will go."</p>
<p>But alas! Also sorrowfulness and sadness! When the three friends got
to the bridge it wasn't there. The wind had blown the bridge down, and
there was no way of getting across the duck pond ocean, for neither
Uncle Wiggily nor the squirrel boys could swim very well.</p>
<p>"Oh, what are we going to do?" cried Billie, sadly.</p>
<p>"We must get across somehow!" chattered Johnnie, "for here comes the
fox!"</p>
<p>And, surely enough the fox was coming, having by this time gotten all
the water out of his eyes, so he could see very well.</p>
<p>"Oh, if we only had a boat!" exclaimed Uncle Wiggily, looking along the
shore of the pond, but there was no boat to be seen.</p>
<p>Nearer and nearer came the fox! Uncle Wiggily and the squirrel boys
were just going to jump in the water, whether or not they could swim,
when, all at once, a big white birch tree on the edge of the woods near
the pond, said:</p>
<p>"Listen, Uncle Wiggily and I will save you. Strip off some of my bark.
It will not hurt me, and you can make a little canoe boat of it, as the
Indians used to do. Then, in the birch bark boat you can sail across
the water and the fox can't get you."</p>
<p>"Good! Thank you!" cried the bunny uncle. With their sharp teeth he,
Billie and Johnnie peeled off long strips of birch bark. They quickly
bent them in the shape of a boat and sewed up the ends with long thorns
for needles and ribbon grass for thread.</p>
<p>"Quick! Into the birch bark boat!" cried Uncle Wiggily, and they all
jumped in, just as the fox came along. Billie and Johnnie held up
their bushy tails, and Uncle Wiggily held up his tall silk hat for
sails, and soon they were safe on the other shore and the fox, not
being able to swim, could not get them.</p>
<p>So that's how the birch tree of the woods saved the bunny uncle and the
squirrels, for which, I am very glad, as I want to write more stories
about them. And if the gold fish doesn't tickle the wax doll's nose
with his tail when she looks in the tank to see what he has for
breakfast, I'll tell you next about Uncle Wiggily and the butternut
tree.</p>
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