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<h2> ON STANLEY AND LIVINGSTONE </h2>
<p>Mr. Clemens was entertained at dinner by the Whitefriars’ Club,<br/>
London, at the Mitre Tavern, on the evening of August 6, 1872.<br/>
In reply to the toast in his honor he said:<br/></p>
<p>GENTLEMEN,—I thank you very heartily indeed for this expression of
kindness toward me. What I have done for England and civilization in the
arduous affairs which I have engaged in (that is good: that is so smooth
that I will say it again and again)—what I have done for England and
civilization in the arduous part I have performed I have done with a
single-hearted devotion and with no hope of reward. I am proud, I am very
proud, that it was reserved for me to find Doctor Livingstone and for Mr.
Stanley to get all the credit. I hunted for that man in Africa all over
seventy-five or one hundred parishes, thousands and thousands of miles in
the wilds and deserts all over the place, sometimes riding negroes and
sometimes travelling by rail. I didn’t mind the rail or anything else, so
that I didn’t come in for the tar and feathers. I found that man at Ujiji—a
place you may remember if you have ever been there—and it was a very
great satisfaction that I found him just in the nick of time. I found that
poor old man deserted by his niggers and by his geographers, deserted by
all of his kind except the gorillas—dejected, miserable, famishing,
absolutely famishing—but he was eloquent. Just as I found him he had
eaten his last elephant, and he said to me: “God knows where I shall get
another.” He had nothing to wear except his venerable and honorable naval
suit, and nothing to eat but his diary.</p>
<p>But I said to him: “It is all right; I have discovered you, and Stanley
will be here by the four-o’clock train and will discover you officially,
and then we will turn to and have a reg’lar good time.” I said: “Cheer up,
for Stanley has got corn, ammunition, glass beads, hymn-books, whiskey,
and everything which the human heart can desire; he has got all kinds of
valuables, including telegraph-poles and a few cart-loads of money. By
this time communication has been made with the land of Bibles and
civilization, and property will advance.” And then we surveyed all that
country, from Ujiji, through Unanogo and other places, to Unyanyembe. I
mention these names simply for your edification, nothing more—do not
expect it—particularly as intelligence to the Royal Geographical
Society. And then, having filled up the old man, we were all too full for
utterance and departed. We have since then feasted on honors.</p>
<p>Stanley has received a snuff-box and I have received considerable snuff;
he has got to write a book and gather in the rest of the credit, and I am
going to levy on the copyright and to collect the money. Nothing comes
amiss to me—cash or credit; but, seriously, I do feel that Stanley
is the chief man and an illustrious one, and I do applaud him with all my
heart. Whether he is an American or a Welshman by birth, or one, or both,
matters not to me. So far as I am personally concerned, I am simply here
to stay a few months, and to see English people and to learn English
manners and customs, and to enjoy myself; so the simplest thing I can do
is to thank you for the toast you have honored me with and for the remarks
you have made, and to wish health and prosperity to the Whitefriars’ Club,
and to sink down to my accustomed level.</p>
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