Mark Twain's Speeches, Part 1

<p><SPAN name="link2H_4_0089" id="link2H_4_0089"></SPAN></p> <br/> <h2> CARNEGIE THE BENEFACTOR </h2> <p>At the dinner given in honor of Andrew Carnegie by the Lotos<br/> Club, March 17, 1909, Mr. Clemens appeared in a white suit from<br/> head to feet. He wore a white double-breasted coat, white<br/> trousers, and white shoes. The only relief was a big black<br/> cigar, which he confidentially informed the company was not<br/> from his usual stack bought at $3 per barrel.<br/></p> <p>The State of Missouri has for its coat of arms a barrel-head with two Missourians, one on each side of it, and mark the motto&mdash;&ldquo;United We Stand, Divided We Fall.&rdquo; Mr. Carnegie, this evening, has suffered from compliments. It is interesting to hear what people will say about a man. Why, at the banquet given by this club in my honor, Mr. Carnegie had the inspiration for which the club is now honoring him. If Dunfermline contributed so much to the United States in contributing Mr. Carnegie, what would have happened if all Scotland had turned out? These Dunfermline folk have acquired advantages in coming to America.</p> <p>Doctor McKelway paid the top compliment, the cumulation, when he said of Mr. Carnegie:</p> <p>&ldquo;There is a man who wants to pay more taxes than he is charged.&rdquo; Richard Watson Gilder did very well for a poet. He advertised his magazine. He spoke of hiring Mr. Carnegie&mdash;the next thing he will be trying to hire me.</p> <p>If I undertook to pay compliments I would do it stronger than any others have done it, for what Mr. Carnegie wants are strong compliments. Now, the other side of seventy, I have preserved, as my chiefest virtue, modesty.</p> <div style="break-after:column;"></div><br />