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<h3 class="p6">CHAPTER XXV<br/> THE TRAIN WRECKER</h3>
<p class="p2">The train-butcher, entering the Observation
Room, found only a loving couple. He took in at
a glance their desire for solitude. A large part of
his business was the forcing of wares on people who
did not want them.</p>
<p>His voice and his method suggested the mosquito.
Seeing Mallory and Marjorie mutually absorbed in
reading each other's eyes, and evidently in need of
nothing on earth less than something else to read,
the train-butcher decided that his best plan of attack
was to make himself a nuisance. It is a plan successfully
adopted by organ-grinders, street pianists
and other blackmailers under the guise of art, who
have nothing so welcome to sell as their absence.</p>
<p>Mallory and Marjorie heard the train-boy's hum,
but they tried to ignore it.</p>
<p>"Papers, gents and ladies? Yes? No? Paris
fashions, lady?"</p>
<p>He shoved a large periodical between their very
noses, but Marjorie threw it on the floor, with a bitter
glance at her own borrowed plumage:
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<p>"Don't show me any Paris fashions!" Then she
gave the boy his congé by resuming her chat with
Mallory: "How long do we stop at Ogden?"</p>
<p>The train-boy went right on auctioning his papers
and magazines, and poking them into the laps of his
prey. And they went right on talking to one another
and pushing his papers and magazines to the
floor.</p>
<p>"I think I'd better get off at Ogden, and take the
next train back. That's just what I'll do. Nothing,
thank you!" this last to the train-boy.</p>
<p>"But you can't leave me like this," Mallory urged
excitedly, with a side glance of "No, no!" to the
train-boy.</p>
<p>"I can, and I must, and I will," Marjorie insisted.
"I'll go pack my things now."</p>
<p>"But, Marjorie, listen to me."</p>
<p>"Will you let me alone!" This to the gadfly, but
to Mallory a dejected wail: "I—I just remembered.
I haven't anything to pack."</p>
<p>"And you'll have to give back that waist to Mrs.
Temple. You can't get off at Ogden without a
waist."</p>
<p>"I'll go anyway. I want to get home."</p>
<p>"Marjorie, if you talk that way—I'll throw you
off the train!"</p>
<p>She gasped. He explained: "I wasn't talking to
you; I was trying to stop this phonograph." Then
he rose, and laid violent hands on the annoyer,
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shoved him to the corridor, seized his bundle of papers
from his arm, and hurled them at his head.
They fell in a shower about the train-butcher, who
could only feel a certain respect for the one man
who had ever treated him as he knew he deserved.
He bent to pick up his scattered merchandise, and
when he had gathered his stock together, put his
head in, and sang out a sincere:</p>
<p>"Excuse me."</p>
<p>But Mallory did not hear him, he was excitedly
trying to calm the excited girl, who, having eloped
with him, was preparing now to elope back without
him.</p>
<p>"Darling, you can't desert me now," he pleaded,
"and leave me to go on alone?"</p>
<p>"Well, why don't you do something?" she retorted,
in equal desperation. "If I were a man, and
I had the girl I loved on a train, I'd get her married
if I had to wreck the——" she caught her
breath, paused a second in intense thought, and then,
with sudden radiance, cried: "Harry, dear!"</p>
<p>"Yes, love!"</p>
<p>"I have an idea—an inspiration!"</p>
<p>"Yes, pet," rather dubiously from him, but with
absolute exultation from her: "Let's wreck the
train!"</p>
<p>"I don't follow you, sweetheart."</p>
<p>"Don't you see?" she began excitedly. "When
there are train wrecks a lot of people get killed, and
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things. A minister always turns up to administer the
last something or other—well——"</p>
<p>"Well?"</p>
<p>"Well, stupid, don't you see? We wreck a train,
a minister comes, we nab him, he marries us, and—there
we are! Everything's lovely!"</p>
<p>He gave her one of those looks with which a man
usually greets what a woman calls an inspiration.
He did not honor her invention with analysis. He
simply put forward an objection to it, and, man-like,
chose the most hateful of all objections:</p>
<p>"It's a lovely idea, but the wreck would delay us
for hours and hours, and I'd miss my transport——"</p>
<p>"Harry Mallory, if you mention that odious transport
to me again, I know I'll have hydrophobia.
I'm going home."</p>
<p>"But, darling," he pleaded, "you can't desert me
now, and leave me to go on alone?" She had her
answer glib:</p>
<p>"If you really loved me, you'd——"</p>
<p>"Oh, I know," he cut in. "You've said that
before. But I'd be court-martialled. I'd lose my
career."</p>
<p>"What's a career to a man who truly loves?"</p>
<p>"It's just as much as it is to anybody else—and
more."</p>
<p>She could hardly controvert this gracefully, so she
sank back with grim resignation. "Well, I've proposed
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my plan, and you don't like it. Now, suppose
you propose something."</p>
<p>The silence was oppressive. They sat like stoughton
bottles. There the conductor found them some
time later. He gave them a careless look, selected
a chair at the end of the car, and began to sort his
tickets, spreading them out on another chair, making
notes with the pencil he took from atop his ear, and
shoved back from time to time.</p>
<p>Ages seemed to pass, and Mallory had not even
a suggestion. By this time Marjorie's temper had
evaporated, and when he said: "If we could only
stop at some town for half an hour," she said:
"Maybe the conductor would hold the train for us."</p>
<p>"I hardly think he would."</p>
<p>"He looks like an awfully nice man. You ask
him."</p>
<p>"Oh, what's the use?"</p>
<p>Marjorie was getting tired of depending on this
charming young man with the very bad luck. She
decided to assume command herself. She took recourse
naturally to the original feminine methods:
"I'll take care of him," she said, with resolution.
"A woman can get a man to do almost anything if
she flirts a little with him."</p>
<p>"Marjorie!"</p>
<p>"Now, don't you mind anything I do. Remember,
it's all for love of you—even if I have to kiss him."</p>
<p>"Marjorie, I won't permit——"
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<p>"You have no right to boss me—yet. You subside."
She gave him the merest touch, but he fell
backward into a chair, utterly aghast at the shameless
siren into which desperation had altered the
timid little thing he thought he had chosen to love.
He was being rapidly initiated into the complex and
versatile and fearfully wonderful thing a woman
really is, and he was saying to himself, "What have
I married?" forgetting, for the moment, that he had
not married her yet, and that therein lay the whole
trouble.
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