<p>As the enraptured Ichabod fancied all this, and as he rolled his great
green eyes over the fat meadow lands, the rich fields of wheat, of rye, of
buckwheat, and Indian corn, and the orchards burdened with ruddy fruit,
which surrounded the warm tenement of Van Tassel, his heart yearned after
the damsel who was to inherit these domains, and his imagination expanded
with the idea, how they might be readily turned into cash, and the money
invested in immense tracts of wild land, and shingle palaces in the
wilderness. Nay, his busy fancy already realized his hopes, and presented
to him the blooming Katrina, with a whole family of children, mounted on
the top of a wagon loaded with household trumpery, with pots and kettles
dangling beneath; and he beheld himself bestriding a pacing mare, with a
colt at her heels, setting out for Kentucky, Tennessee,—or the Lord
knows where!</p>
<p>When he entered the house, the conquest of his heart was complete. It was
one of those spacious farmhouses, with high-ridged but lowly sloping
roofs, built in the style handed down from the first Dutch settlers; the
low projecting eaves forming a piazza along the front, capable of being
closed up in bad weather. Under this were hung flails, harness, various
utensils of husbandry, and nets for fishing in the neighboring river.
Benches were built along the sides for summer use; and a great
spinning-wheel at one end, and a churn at the other, showed the various
uses to which this important porch might be devoted. From this piazza the
wondering Ichabod entered the hall, which formed the centre of the
mansion, and the place of usual residence. Here rows of resplendent
pewter, ranged on a long dresser, dazzled his eyes. In one corner stood a
huge bag of wool, ready to be spun; in another, a quantity of
linsey-woolsey just from the loom; ears of Indian corn, and strings of
dried apples and peaches, hung in gay festoons along the walls, mingled
with the gaud of red peppers; and a door left ajar gave him a peep into
the best parlor, where the claw-footed chairs and dark mahogany tables
shone like mirrors; andirons, with their accompanying shovel and tongs,
glistened from their covert of asparagus tops; mock-oranges and
conch-shells decorated the mantelpiece; strings of various-colored birds
eggs were suspended above it; a great ostrich egg was hung from the centre
of the room, and a corner cupboard, knowingly left open, displayed immense
treasures of old silver and well-mended china.</p>
<p>From the moment Ichabod laid his eyes upon these regions of delight, the
peace of his mind was at an end, and his only study was how to gain the
affections of the peerless daughter of Van Tassel. In this enterprise,
however, he had more real difficulties than generally fell to the lot of a
knight-errant of yore, who seldom had anything but giants, enchanters,
fiery dragons, and such like easily conquered adversaries, to contend with
and had to make his way merely through gates of iron and brass, and walls
of adamant to the castle keep, where the lady of his heart was confined;
all which he achieved as easily as a man would carve his way to the centre
of a Christmas pie; and then the lady gave him her hand as a matter of
course. Ichabod, on the contrary, had to win his way to the heart of a
country coquette, beset with a labyrinth of whims and caprices, which were
forever presenting new difficulties and impediments; and he had to
encounter a host of fearful adversaries of real flesh and blood, the
numerous rustic admirers, who beset every portal to her heart, keeping a
watchful and angry eye upon each other, but ready to fly out in the common
cause against any new competitor.</p>
<p>Among these, the most formidable was a burly, roaring, roystering blade,
of the name of Abraham, or, according to the Dutch abbreviation, Brom Van
Brunt, the hero of the country round, which rang with his feats of
strength and hardihood. He was broad-shouldered and double-jointed, with
short curly black hair, and a bluff but not unpleasant countenance, having
a mingled air of fun and arrogance. From his Herculean frame and great
powers of limb he had received the nickname of BROM BONES, by which he was
universally known. He was famed for great knowledge and skill in
horsemanship, being as dexterous on horseback as a Tartar. He was foremost
at all races and cock fights; and, with the ascendancy which bodily
strength always acquires in rustic life, was the umpire in all disputes,
setting his hat on one side, and giving his decisions with an air and tone
that admitted of no gainsay or appeal. He was always ready for either a
fight or a frolic; but had more mischief than ill-will in his composition;
and with all his overbearing roughness, there was a strong dash of waggish
good humor at bottom. He had three or four boon companions, who regarded
him as their model, and at the head of whom he scoured the country,
attending every scene of feud or merriment for miles round. In cold
weather he was distinguished by a fur cap, surmounted with a flaunting
fox’s tail; and when the folks at a country gathering descried this
well-known crest at a distance, whisking about among a squad of hard
riders, they always stood by for a squall. Sometimes his crew would be
heard dashing along past the farmhouses at midnight, with whoop and
halloo, like a troop of Don Cossacks; and the old dames, startled out of
their sleep, would listen for a moment till the hurry-scurry had clattered
by, and then exclaim, “Ay, there goes Brom Bones and his gang!” The
neighbors looked upon him with a mixture of awe, admiration, and
good-will; and, when any madcap prank or rustic brawl occurred in the
vicinity, always shook their heads, and warranted Brom Bones was at the
bottom of it.</p>
<p>This rantipole hero had for some time singled out the blooming Katrina for
the object of his uncouth gallantries, and though his amorous toyings were
something like the gentle caresses and endearments of a bear, yet it was
whispered that she did not altogether discourage his hopes. Certain it is,
his advances were signals for rival candidates to retire, who felt no
inclination to cross a lion in his amours; insomuch, that when his horse
was seen tied to Van Tassel’s paling, on a Sunday night, a sure sign that
his master was courting, or, as it is termed, “sparking,” within, all
other suitors passed by in despair, and carried the war into other
quarters.</p>
<p>Such was the formidable rival with whom Ichabod Crane had to contend, and,
considering all things, a stouter man than he would have shrunk from the
competition, and a wiser man would have despaired. He had, however, a
happy mixture of pliability and perseverance in his nature; he was in form
and spirit like a supple-jack—yielding, but tough; though he bent,
he never broke; and though he bowed beneath the slightest pressure, yet,
the moment it was away—jerk!—he was as erect, and carried his
head as high as ever.</p>
<p>To have taken the field openly against his rival would have been madness;
for he was not a man to be thwarted in his amours, any more than that
stormy lover, Achilles. Ichabod, therefore, made his advances in a quiet
and gently insinuating manner. Under cover of his character of
singing-master, he made frequent visits at the farmhouse; not that he had
anything to apprehend from the meddlesome interference of parents, which
is so often a stumbling-block in the path of lovers. Balt Van Tassel was
an easy indulgent soul; he loved his daughter better even than his pipe,
and, like a reasonable man and an excellent father, let her have her way
in everything. His notable little wife, too, had enough to do to attend to
her housekeeping and manage her poultry; for, as she sagely observed,
ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls
can take care of themselves. Thus, while the busy dame bustled about the
house, or plied her spinning-wheel at one end of the piazza, honest Balt
would sit smoking his evening pipe at the other, watching the achievements
of a little wooden warrior, who, armed with a sword in each hand, was most
valiantly fighting the wind on the pinnacle of the barn. In the mean time,
Ichabod would carry on his suit with the daughter by the side of the
spring under the great elm, or sauntering along in the twilight, that hour
so favorable to the lover’s eloquence.</p>
<p>I profess not to know how women’s hearts are wooed and won. To me they
have always been matters of riddle and admiration. Some seem to have but
one vulnerable point, or door of access; while others have a thousand
avenues, and may be captured in a thousand different ways. It is a great
triumph of skill to gain the former, but a still greater proof of
generalship to maintain possession of the latter, for man must battle for
his fortress at every door and window. He who wins a thousand common
hearts is therefore entitled to some renown; but he who keeps undisputed
sway over the heart of a coquette is indeed a hero. Certain it is, this
was not the case with the redoubtable Brom Bones; and from the moment
Ichabod Crane made his advances, the interests of the former evidently
declined: his horse was no longer seen tied to the palings on Sunday
nights, and a deadly feud gradually arose between him and the preceptor of
Sleepy Hollow.</p>
<p>Brom, who had a degree of rough chivalry in his nature, would fain have
carried matters to open warfare and have settled their pretensions to the
lady, according to the mode of those most concise and simple reasoners,
the knights-errant of yore,—by single combat; but Ichabod was too
conscious of the superior might of his adversary to enter the lists
against him; he had overheard a boast of Bones, that he would “double the
schoolmaster up, and lay him on a shelf of his own schoolhouse;” and he
was too wary to give him an opportunity. There was something extremely
provoking in this obstinately pacific system; it left Brom no alternative
but to draw upon the funds of rustic waggery in his disposition, and to
play off boorish practical jokes upon his rival. Ichabod became the object
of whimsical persecution to Bones and his gang of rough riders. They
harried his hitherto peaceful domains; smoked out his singing school by
stopping up the chimney; broke into the schoolhouse at night, in spite of
its formidable fastenings of withe and window stakes, and turned
everything topsy-turvy, so that the poor schoolmaster began to think all
the witches in the country held their meetings there. But what was still
more annoying, Brom took all opportunities of turning him into ridicule in
presence of his mistress, and had a scoundrel dog whom he taught to whine
in the most ludicrous manner, and introduced as a rival of Ichabod’s, to
instruct her in psalmody.</p>
<p>In this way matters went on for some time, without producing any material
effect on the relative situations of the contending powers. On a fine
autumnal afternoon, Ichabod, in pensive mood, sat enthroned on the lofty
stool from whence he usually watched all the concerns of his little
literary realm. In his hand he swayed a ferule, that sceptre of despotic
power; the birch of justice reposed on three nails behind the throne, a
constant terror to evil doers, while on the desk before him might be seen
sundry contraband articles and prohibited weapons, detected upon the
persons of idle urchins, such as half-munched apples, popguns, whirligigs,
fly-cages, and whole legions of rampant little paper gamecocks. Apparently
there had been some appalling act of justice recently inflicted, for his
scholars were all busily intent upon their books, or slyly whispering
behind them with one eye kept upon the master; and a kind of buzzing
stillness reigned throughout the schoolroom. It was suddenly interrupted
by the appearance of a negro in tow-cloth jacket and trowsers, a
round-crowned fragment of a hat, like the cap of Mercury, and mounted on
the back of a ragged, wild, half-broken colt, which he managed with a rope
by way of halter. He came clattering up to the school door with an
invitation to Ichabod to attend a merry-making or “quilting frolic,” to be
held that evening at Mynheer Van Tassel’s; and having delivered his
message with that air of importance, and effort at fine language, which a
negro is apt to display on petty embassies of the kind, he dashed over the
brook, and was seen scampering away up the hollow, full of the importance
and hurry of his mission.</p>
<p>All was now bustle and hubbub in the late quiet schoolroom. The scholars
were hurried through their lessons without stopping at trifles; those who
were nimble skipped over half with impunity, and those who were tardy had
a smart application now and then in the rear, to quicken their speed or
help them over a tall word. Books were flung aside without being put away
on the shelves, inkstands were overturned, benches thrown down, and the
whole school was turned loose an hour before the usual time, bursting
forth like a legion of young imps, yelping and racketing about the green
in joy at their early emancipation.</p>
<p>The gallant Ichabod now spent at least an extra half hour at his toilet,
brushing and furbishing up his best, and indeed only suit of rusty black,
and arranging his locks by a bit of broken looking-glass that hung up in
the schoolhouse. That he might make his appearance before his mistress in
the true style of a cavalier, he borrowed a horse from the farmer with
whom he was domiciliated, a choleric old Dutchman of the name of Hans Van
Ripper, and, thus gallantly mounted, issued forth like a knight-errant in
quest of adventures. But it is meet I should, in the true spirit of
romantic story, give some account of the looks and equipments of my hero
and his steed. The animal he bestrode was a broken-down plow-horse, that
had outlived almost everything but its viciousness. He was gaunt and
shagged, with a ewe neck, and a head like a hammer; his rusty mane and
tail were tangled and knotted with burs; one eye had lost its pupil, and
was glaring and spectral, but the other had the gleam of a genuine devil
in it. Still he must have had fire and mettle in his day, if we may judge
from the name he bore of Gunpowder. He had, in fact, been a favorite steed
of his master’s, the choleric Van Ripper, who was a furious rider, and had
infused, very probably, some of his own spirit into the animal; for, old
and broken-down as he looked, there was more of the lurking devil in him
than in any young filly in the country.</p>
<p>Ichabod was a suitable figure for such a steed. He rode with short
stirrups, which brought his knees nearly up to the pommel of the saddle;
his sharp elbows stuck out like grasshoppers’; he carried his whip
perpendicularly in his hand, like a sceptre, and as his horse jogged on,
the motion of his arms was not unlike the flapping of a pair of wings. A
small wool hat rested on the top of his nose, for so his scanty strip of
forehead might be called, and the skirts of his black coat fluttered out
almost to the horses tail. Such was the appearance of Ichabod and his
steed as they shambled out of the gate of Hans Van Ripper, and it was
altogether such an apparition as is seldom to be met with in broad
daylight.</p>
<p>It was, as I have said, a fine autumnal day; the sky was clear and serene,
and nature wore that rich and golden livery which we always associate with
the idea of abundance. The forests had put on their sober brown and
yellow, while some trees of the tenderer kind had been nipped by the
frosts into brilliant dyes of orange, purple, and scarlet. Streaming files
of wild ducks began to make their appearance high in the air; the bark of
the squirrel might be heard from the groves of beech and hickory-nuts, and
the pensive whistle of the quail at intervals from the neighboring stubble
field.</p>
<p>The small birds were taking their farewell banquets. In the fullness of
their revelry, they fluttered, chirping and frolicking from bush to bush,
and tree to tree, capricious from the very profusion and variety around
them. There was the honest cock robin, the favorite game of stripling
sportsmen, with its loud querulous note; and the twittering blackbirds
flying in sable clouds; and the golden-winged woodpecker with his crimson
crest, his broad black gorget, and splendid plumage; and the cedar bird,
with its red-tipt wings and yellow-tipt tail and its little monteiro cap
of feathers; and the blue jay, that noisy coxcomb, in his gay light blue
coat and white underclothes, screaming and chattering, nodding and bobbing
and bowing, and pretending to be on good terms with every songster of the
grove.</p>
<p>As Ichabod jogged slowly on his way, his eye, ever open to every symptom
of culinary abundance, ranged with delight over the treasures of jolly
autumn. On all sides he beheld vast store of apples; some hanging in
oppressive opulence on the trees; some gathered into baskets and barrels
for the market; others heaped up in rich piles for the cider-press.
Farther on he beheld great fields of Indian corn, with its golden ears
peeping from their leafy coverts, and holding out the promise of cakes and
hasty-pudding; and the yellow pumpkins lying beneath them, turning up
their fair round bellies to the sun, and giving ample prospects of the
most luxurious of pies; and anon he passed the fragrant buckwheat fields
breathing the odor of the beehive, and as he beheld them, soft
anticipations stole over his mind of dainty slapjacks, well buttered, and
garnished with honey or treacle, by the delicate little dimpled hand of
Katrina Van Tassel.</p>
<p>Thus feeding his mind with many sweet thoughts and “sugared suppositions,”
he journeyed along the sides of a range of hills which look out upon some
of the goodliest scenes of the mighty Hudson. The sun gradually wheeled
his broad disk down in the west. The wide bosom of the Tappan Zee lay
motionless and glassy, excepting that here and there a gentle undulation
waved and prolonged the blue shadow of the distant mountain. A few amber
clouds floated in the sky, without a breath of air to move them. The
horizon was of a fine golden tint, changing gradually into a pure apple
green, and from that into the deep blue of the mid-heaven. A slanting ray
lingered on the woody crests of the precipices that overhung some parts of
the river, giving greater depth to the dark gray and purple of their rocky
sides. A sloop was loitering in the distance, dropping slowly down with
the tide, her sail hanging uselessly against the mast; and as the
reflection of the sky gleamed along the still water, it seemed as if the
vessel was suspended in the air.</p>
<p>It was toward evening that Ichabod arrived at the castle of the Heer Van
Tassel, which he found thronged with the pride and flower of the adjacent
country. Old farmers, a spare leathern-faced race, in homespun coats and
breeches, blue stockings, huge shoes, and magnificent pewter buckles.
Their brisk, withered little dames, in close-crimped caps, long-waisted
short gowns, homespun petticoats, with scissors and pincushions, and gay
calico pockets hanging on the outside. Buxom lasses, almost as antiquated
as their mothers, excepting where a straw hat, a fine ribbon, or perhaps a
white frock, gave symptoms of city innovation. The sons, in short
square-skirted coats, with rows of stupendous brass buttons, and their
hair generally queued in the fashion of the times, especially if they
could procure an eel-skin for the purpose, it being esteemed throughout
the country as a potent nourisher and strengthener of the hair.</p>
<p>Brom Bones, however, was the hero of the scene, having come to the
gathering on his favorite steed Daredevil, a creature, like himself, full
of mettle and mischief, and which no one but himself could manage. He was,
in fact, noted for preferring vicious animals, given to all kinds of
tricks which kept the rider in constant risk of his neck, for he held a
tractable, well-broken horse as unworthy of a lad of spirit.</p>
<p>Fain would I pause to dwell upon the world of charms that burst upon the
enraptured gaze of my hero, as he entered the state parlor of Van Tassel’s
mansion. Not those of the bevy of buxom lasses, with their luxurious
display of red and white; but the ample charms of a genuine Dutch country
tea-table, in the sumptuous time of autumn. Such heaped up platters of
cakes of various and almost indescribable kinds, known only to experienced
Dutch housewives! There was the doughty doughnut, the tender oly koek, and
the crisp and crumbling cruller; sweet cakes and short cakes, ginger cakes
and honey cakes, and the whole family of cakes. And then there were apple
pies, and peach pies, and pumpkin pies; besides slices of ham and smoked
beef; and moreover delectable dishes of preserved plums, and peaches, and
pears, and quinces; not to mention broiled shad and roasted chickens;
together with bowls of milk and cream, all mingled higgledy-piggledy,
pretty much as I have enumerated them, with the motherly teapot sending up
its clouds of vapor from the midst—Heaven bless the mark! I want
breath and time to discuss this banquet as it deserves, and am too eager
to get on with my story. Happily, Ichabod Crane was not in so great a
hurry as his historian, but did ample justice to every dainty.</p>
<p>He was a kind and thankful creature, whose heart dilated in proportion as
his skin was filled with good cheer, and whose spirits rose with eating,
as some men’s do with drink. He could not help, too, rolling his large
eyes round him as he ate, and chuckling with the possibility that he might
one day be lord of all this scene of almost unimaginable luxury and
splendor. Then, he thought, how soon he’d turn his back upon the old
schoolhouse; snap his fingers in the face of Hans Van Ripper, and every
other niggardly patron, and kick any itinerant pedagogue out of doors that
should dare to call him comrade!</p>
<p>Old Baltus Van Tassel moved about among his guests with a face dilated
with content and good humor, round and jolly as the harvest moon. His
hospitable attentions were brief, but expressive, being confined to a
shake of the hand, a slap on the shoulder, a loud laugh, and a pressing
invitation to “fall to, and help themselves.”</p>
<p>And now the sound of the music from the common room, or hall, summoned to
the dance. The musician was an old gray-headed negro, who had been the
itinerant orchestra of the neighborhood for more than half a century. His
instrument was as old and battered as himself. The greater part of the
time he scraped on two or three strings, accompanying every movement of
the bow with a motion of the head; bowing almost to the ground, and
stamping with his foot whenever a fresh couple were to start.</p>
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